Los Angeles to start a new job in New York, A man with the help of his best friend devises a wicked plan to test his girlfriend's loyalty HD
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00:00:00Like I said, this place isn't the tip-top, but it comes pretty close.
00:00:13I mean, all the food's authentic, the staff is super friendly.
00:00:17I've never had a bad experience here, so I hope you enjoy this spot.
00:00:21Yeah.
00:00:22Excuse me, are you ready to order?
00:00:24A couple of minutes, please.
00:00:26Yeah, perfect.
00:00:27Take your time.
00:00:29It's kind of a hidden gem.
00:00:30Oh, yeah.
00:00:31It certainly is.
00:00:32Cool.
00:00:33What were you going to get?
00:00:36Well, I typically get the carbonara pasta.
00:00:40It's got bits of bacon and the eggs.
00:00:44It's an Italian classic.
00:00:46What about you?
00:00:54What are you getting?
00:00:55Oh, sorry.
00:00:56Sorry.
00:00:57That sounds good.
00:00:59I'm vegan, though, so I was actually thinking of the meatless lasagna.
00:01:04That's right.
00:01:05That must be difficult, yeah?
00:01:07I mean, like, do you miss eating meat?
00:01:11Sorry.
00:01:12No, no.
00:01:13Not at all.
00:01:14I've been vegan for, like, nine years, so I don't really think about it anymore.
00:01:18I would never go back.
00:01:21I do admit, though, I still like the smell of meat, you know, especially bacon.
00:01:26Oh, hey.
00:01:27Let me tell you.
00:01:28I can't imagine a world without bacon.
00:01:31Really?
00:01:32You should try it sometime.
00:01:33You know, even just being vegan for, like, a month, I haven't been sick for, like, two
00:01:37years, and I swear it's because of my diet.
00:01:40Really?
00:01:41Well, that's crazy.
00:01:42You know, doesn't it seem like every few years there's, like, a new food topic trending?
00:01:49Yeah, GMOs, and then there's carbs, and paleo, and now the thing is, like, all meat is bad,
00:01:56even chicken.
00:01:57You know, what am I supposed to eat?
00:01:58Just, like, fruits and vegetables?
00:02:01I don't know what to believe anymore.
00:02:03Sure.
00:02:04Fruits and vegetables, though.
00:02:05Maybe vegan's the way to go.
00:02:06Yeah.
00:02:07You know, I'll think about it.
00:02:09Anyway, I haven't had their meatless lasagna, but I have had the regular one, and it is
00:02:14bomb.
00:02:15All right.
00:02:16Lasagna it is, then.
00:02:18So, uh, what did you do today?
00:02:24Oh, sorry, sorry.
00:02:26All right.
00:02:27I will not respond to any more texts.
00:02:30No worries.
00:02:31Um, well, today's my day off, so I mostly just slept all day.
00:02:35Nice.
00:02:36You know, I love sleeping.
00:02:37That's my favorite hobby.
00:02:38Yes.
00:02:39Mine, too.
00:02:40Really?
00:02:41You know, maybe we should collaborate again sometime.
00:02:44Very funny.
00:02:46I think we've also already done that.
00:02:49It was bad.
00:02:52What did you do today?
00:02:54Let's see.
00:02:55Not much.
00:02:56I went to the gym.
00:02:57I did some laundry.
00:03:00Oh, I saw a horror film.
00:03:03Oh, nice.
00:03:04Which one?
00:03:05Um, you know, I forget the name, but it's about this couple, and they go out into the
00:03:12middle of nowhere to take a break from their daily life.
00:03:15Mm-hmm.
00:03:16Anyways, the husband handcuffs the wife to a bed to play some erotic games.
00:03:21But all of a sudden, the husband has a heart attack, so the wife is just left there, handcuffed
00:03:26to the bed frame, and no one's there to help her.
00:03:28Oh, my God.
00:03:29Oh, my God.
00:03:30That sounds intense.
00:03:31Oh, yeah.
00:03:32What happens?
00:03:33Well, basically...
00:03:34Basically, she starts to, like, have all of these hallucin...
00:03:43She starts to have all these hallucinations.
00:03:45No, I'm not going to reply.
00:03:47It's fine.
00:03:48No, please.
00:03:49It's fine.
00:03:50It's fine.
00:03:51Okay.
00:03:52Okay.
00:03:53Just real quick.
00:04:20I think I could stay up here forever.
00:04:34I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
00:04:37Yeah, it spoils you up here.
00:04:40It's too nice.
00:04:42How long did you say your aunt's gone?
00:04:45Um, about another month, so...
00:04:48Another month.
00:04:50It's ours for the month, if you want.
00:04:52Absolutely.
00:04:55She's lucky, man.
00:04:57Yeah.
00:04:58She gets to travel the world for work, and then comes home to this.
00:05:01Yeah, but that's...
00:05:02She works super hard.
00:05:04And you work super hard.
00:05:05You keep working hard.
00:05:06You can have it, too.
00:05:07One of these days, maybe.
00:05:12Did you have a good week at work?
00:05:15It was good.
00:05:17I don't want to talk about work, though.
00:05:19Let's just enjoy the pool and the view while we can, right?
00:05:23All right.
00:05:24All right.
00:05:38Drop it!
00:05:39You know I hate that.
00:05:45I'm having a heart attack over here.
00:05:49Oh, you know what?
00:05:52Actually, there is something I can tell you about work.
00:05:54What's that?
00:05:55Did I tell you about the new guy, Lucas?
00:05:57No.
00:05:58Super fun guy.
00:06:00Everybody loves him.
00:06:01He has been, you know, like, joking around with everybody in the office, making everybody laugh.
00:06:06And then Alfred, that old curmudgeon-y guy that, like...
00:06:09The mean old dude?
00:06:10Yeah, who's never once said hi to me, never smiles, nothing.
00:06:15So, Lucas is, like, trying to, you know, break your shell, whatever, trying to talk to him.
00:06:22And he writes him this little note, like, on this post-it, on this, like, sticky note.
00:06:27And it's, like, a picture of, like, an Uncle Sam, like, I want you.
00:06:30And it says, like, I'm going to get you to, like, smile at me, but, like, I'm not going to give up on you.
00:06:35Like, something like that.
00:06:36And, of course, you know, like, Alfred wouldn't typically go for something like that.
00:06:41Lucas, I swear, got the guy to smile.
00:06:45No way.
00:06:46Someone walked by his office as Alfred's looking at it.
00:06:48And he's smiling.
00:06:50Stinking Lucas just cheers everybody up and makes the whole office better.
00:06:55You sound a little jealous.
00:06:57I'm a little jealous.
00:06:58Alfred never says hi to me.
00:07:00But, at the same time, I mean, like, this guy, he's just brightening up the whole office.
00:07:04It's awesome.
00:07:05Makes it a lot easier to go to work tomorrow.
00:07:07Sounds funny.
00:07:08Yeah.
00:07:09I can meet him.
00:07:10Yeah, you'd love him.
00:07:11Yeah?
00:07:12Yeah.
00:07:13One of these days.
00:07:14One of these days!
00:07:15Hey!
00:07:16Ah!
00:07:25It's chilly when the sun goes down, huh?
00:07:37Hey.
00:07:38Hey.
00:07:39What were you thinking?
00:07:40Well, I was thinking, since I'm always either at your place or you're always over at my place,
00:07:47maybe we should move in together.
00:07:50Really?
00:07:51Well, what do you think?
00:07:54I mean, I have to tell my landlord, like, a month in advance.
00:07:58But that shouldn't be a problem.
00:08:00We could do that.
00:08:01Yeah.
00:08:02I was thinking my place is closer to work for both of us anyways.
00:08:04Yeah.
00:08:05Or we could find something else.
00:08:07No, I like your place.
00:08:08Yeah?
00:08:09Look at us.
00:08:10We're adults.
00:08:11Kind of.
00:08:12Yeah, let's do it.
00:08:13Do it?
00:08:14Yeah.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:16I'm so excited.
00:08:17Yeah.
00:08:18See, I completely understand.
00:08:19We don't typically waive that installation fee.
00:08:20The reason being we don't make any money on the installation.
00:08:21That's actually the fee that we're charged from $1,000.
00:08:22Yeah.
00:08:23Yeah.
00:08:24Yeah.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Yeah.
00:08:27Yeah.
00:08:28Yeah.
00:08:29Yeah.
00:08:30Yeah.
00:08:31Yeah.
00:08:32Yeah.
00:08:33Yeah.
00:08:34Yeah.
00:08:35Yeah.
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37And also that's the installation fee that we're charged from third party, so...
00:08:39Okay.
00:08:40Yeah, but you know what?
00:08:41Let me, um...
00:08:43Let me go and speak with my boss and see if there's anything we can do to make this process
00:08:48a little bit easier for ya.
00:08:50How does that sound?
00:08:51Okay.
00:08:52Hang tight for me.
00:08:53Hey, Nick.
00:08:54Hey, Bruce.
00:08:55Hey.
00:08:56Hey.
00:08:57Hey, Nate.
00:08:58Hey, Bruce.
00:08:59How's it going?
00:09:00Good.
00:09:01Just about to close a deal with a client.
00:09:02I got him on hold because he wants me to talk to the boss about waiving the installation
00:09:14fee.
00:09:15Hmm.
00:09:16Oh, man.
00:09:17People always expect things for free, huh?
00:09:19Nah.
00:09:20Just tell him we don't make anything off that.
00:09:22Yeah, yeah.
00:09:23I already did.
00:09:24I'm going to offer him the payment plan that works 99% of the time.
00:09:27Smart.
00:09:28Come see me at my desk in a minute.
00:09:29Sure.
00:09:36Josh, you still there?
00:09:40Hey, sit down.
00:09:44How'd it go?
00:09:46All good.
00:09:47Closed the deal.
00:09:48Easy peasy.
00:09:49I knew the second I walked into their house, they would be interested.
00:09:53Good job.
00:09:55You've had a good month.
00:09:57You've made a lot of sales.
00:09:59I'm really proud of how far you've come.
00:10:02I've been working hard, and honestly, I love the idea that I'm contributing to the environment,
00:10:06selling these solar panels.
00:10:08Well, that's the right mindset, Nate.
00:10:11And that's exactly why I wanted to talk to you about something and see what you think
00:10:14about it.
00:10:15Yeah, sure.
00:10:17You know, the office we opened in New York City a few months ago?
00:10:19Yeah, how's that going?
00:10:21Not so good, apparently.
00:10:23I was there last week and the place was a complete shitshow.
00:10:25That sucks.
00:10:27The sales team is eager to learn, but Ron, the guy I hired to train them, is a complete
00:10:30mess.
00:10:32He's never in the office.
00:10:34I did some social media stalking on him and found out he's always going to these yacht
00:10:38parties and getting trashed.
00:10:40Really?
00:10:42Yeah.
00:10:43I talked to another guy in the office who said on the rare occasion that he does make
00:10:45it in, he's usually hung over and sleeping in his desk, while the sales team is out there
00:10:48trying to make sales.
00:10:50When they fuck up and they need guidance, the guy they're supposed to go to has crashed
00:10:53at his desk.
00:10:55That's a bummer.
00:10:57Yeah.
00:10:58That's where you come in.
00:11:00I want you to go over there and get that team going.
00:11:03I can't think of a better manager than yourself.
00:11:06New York?
00:11:07Me, a manager?
00:11:10Wow, Bruce, that's an amazing opportunity.
00:11:13Well, you deserve it.
00:11:15And it's only for six months, just to get the ball rolling.
00:11:17After that, you'll come back here, you'll still be a manager, but we'll give you a 50%
00:11:20increase in your base salary.
00:11:22Plus, you'll get a percentage of the sales that your entire team makes.
00:11:26Oh, wow.
00:11:27That sounds awesome.
00:11:29I've always wanted to train a team of people.
00:11:33I don't know what to say.
00:11:35I'll think about it and I'll give you an answer in the morning.
00:11:38No, no, no, no, no.
00:11:40This is not one of those times when you think about it.
00:11:43You say thank you, and when do I leave?
00:11:47I just wanted to talk to Jessica, you know, before I made any decisions.
00:11:53Listen, Nate.
00:11:55You're a smart guy.
00:11:57You don't want to be knocking on doors for the rest of your life.
00:12:00And Jessica, she'll be happy that you're making a lot more money.
00:12:04Maybe you can buy her some nice gifts.
00:12:06And six months goes by in a flash.
00:12:09Any chance it'll last longer than six months?
00:12:12No chance.
00:12:13The big sales are still here, so I'll need you to come back here and head up this team.
00:12:16Yeah, I guess six months isn't that long.
00:12:20I've kind of been wanting a change of air for a while now anyways.
00:12:23Well, that's the spirit.
00:12:25And as for Jessica, let me tell you something.
00:12:27I've been traveling back and forth to the East Coast since I've been married.
00:12:31And my wife and I, we're still together.
00:12:33Still going strong for 22 years.
00:12:3522 years.
00:12:37Wow.
00:12:38Oh, hey.
00:12:39You want to see the apartment we're going to put you up in?
00:12:40Come here.
00:12:41Yeah.
00:12:42Let's see.
00:12:44Okay, so this, it overlooks Central Park.
00:12:47This is the view from the balcony.
00:12:48Wow.
00:12:50Living room.
00:12:5224-7 security.
00:12:53Check this out.
00:12:54Parking in the basement.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Oh, hey.
00:13:00Wow.
00:13:01Thanks for waiting.
00:13:03Yeah, no worries.
00:13:06Oh.
00:13:07That.
00:13:08Oh, yeah.
00:13:09Yeah.
00:13:10Yeah.
00:13:11Yeah.
00:13:12Yeah.
00:13:14Yeah.
00:13:16So, uh, what have you been up to?
00:13:20Um, pretty busy with work, I guess.
00:13:23I have to read these contracts that my boss has drafted and make sure they look okay.
00:13:28It's a little stressful just because the deadlines are pretty tight.
00:13:31Yeah, I'm sure you'll be just fine.
00:13:34I mean, you're very smart and very dedicated.
00:13:39Thanks.
00:13:41Yeah, it's just a lot of responsibility.
00:13:42They know what they're doing, but if something's wrong and I don't catch it, it's my fault and I'm pretty much screwed.
00:13:47Oh, yeah.
00:13:48I mean, hey, I hear you.
00:13:49It's, it does not seem fun.
00:13:51Ew.
00:13:53So, what's up with you?
00:13:56Honestly, I don't know.
00:13:58I was kind of surprised that you contacted me after two weeks of not talking, you know?
00:14:02Managed to resuscitate a ghost.
00:14:05What do you mean?
00:14:07Well, obviously you ghosted me after a month of dating.
00:14:13Honestly, I didn't feel great about it.
00:14:15Ghosted?
00:14:17Yeah, like when instead of just telling someone you don't want to see them anymore, you just cut them off completely?
00:14:23Okay, well, I didn't ghost you.
00:14:25We just stopped talking.
00:14:27Yeah, what's the difference?
00:14:29I mean, you never texted me again after you went out to that restaurant in Pasadena.
00:14:33Okay, well, you never texted me either.
00:14:35I mean, ghosting is when you actually ignore someone's attempts to contact you.
00:14:39Yeah, whatever.
00:14:41Why didn't you contact me then?
00:14:44I just thought that, you know, maybe you weren't interested anymore.
00:14:49Oh.
00:14:51Why?
00:14:53I don't know.
00:14:54Maybe the way you were communicating with me?
00:14:58I just got tired of the chase.
00:15:00Always texting, calling you first.
00:15:03It seemed like someone else was on your mind.
00:15:05Oh.
00:15:06Why did you think that?
00:15:08Oh, that night at the restaurant, mainly.
00:15:11I mean, you were in your phone all night, and whenever you got a text message, this smile just came across your face.
00:15:19So, I don't know.
00:15:21Oh.
00:15:23Well, there wasn't anyone else I was seeing.
00:15:27Oh my God.
00:15:28No, no, no.
00:15:29It was just my friend, Rachel.
00:15:30She was there too.
00:15:31It was just my friend, Rachel.
00:15:32She was texting me all those photos of her, like, trying on old dresses before she went out.
00:15:36Some of them were ridiculous.
00:15:38That was it.
00:15:40Okay.
00:15:42So, why didn't you contact me?
00:15:46I guess...
00:15:48I guess I just didn't think you wanted to see me.
00:15:51I thought you seemed kind of distant.
00:15:54And, I don't know, maybe you were just looking for something fun.
00:15:57Which, honestly, isn't really what I'm looking for.
00:15:59Well, I mean, hey, I'm not looking for a no-strings situation either, so...
00:16:05Okay.
00:16:07I guess I had the wrong impression.
00:16:09Yeah, I think we both knew.
00:16:15So, now that that's sorted out, can we start over?
00:16:23I mean, I don't know, we could catch a movie or something.
00:16:26Okay, yeah.
00:16:27What kind of movie?
00:16:29You like thrillers?
00:16:32We could see a rom-com, it's fine.
00:16:34Oh, no, no, no, I was just trying to think of some thrillers that have come out recently.
00:16:38I love thrillers, I would be totally down for that.
00:16:42Cool.
00:16:46Hey, what about that one you were telling me about the last time you went out?
00:16:50Which one?
00:16:52The creepy movie with the woman that gets her hands handcuffed to the bed while her husband has a heart attack.
00:16:58Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:00No, that one's not in theaters.
00:17:02I streamed that.
00:17:04Oh.
00:17:05Well, I mean, we could just do something else then.
00:17:07I mean, if you want, you know, we could do that.
00:17:11Come on, I mean, Netflix and chill.
00:17:13Shut up.
00:17:18I just want to go to a pool.
00:17:20I'm so stuffed.
00:17:28Let's just go digest.
00:17:31I know.
00:17:33It's so pretty outside.
00:17:36Oh, couch.
00:17:41It is nice.
00:17:43It's pretty nice.
00:17:45It's a pretty clear night.
00:17:50Mmm, yeah.
00:17:52Picked a good restaurant tonight.
00:17:54It's authentic Italian food.
00:17:56Mmm.
00:17:58It's so good.
00:18:00I'm glad your belly is happy and full.
00:18:02You know that is one of De Niro's favorite restaurants.
00:18:05What?
00:18:07I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:18:08I'm serious.
00:18:10I'm serious.
00:18:11I believe you.
00:18:13I just, I'm sorry.
00:18:15It was, I just, as soon as you said De Niro, I just pictured Lucas's face doing this De Niro impression.
00:18:19It's ridiculous.
00:18:20Anyway, I can't.
00:18:22It's a De Niro impression?
00:18:24Yeah, it's really good.
00:18:26Oh, Lucas.
00:18:28It's a little too funny, isn't it?
00:18:30Are you jealous?
00:18:32Jealous?
00:18:34That face says it all right there.
00:18:36Jealous.
00:18:38I'm just saying, you talk about Lucas more than you talk about anybody else.
00:18:41Okay, I also talk about my 70-year-old landlord a lot.
00:18:44A lot.
00:18:45Too much, probably.
00:18:47I think I have a thing for him, too.
00:18:49No.
00:18:50No.
00:18:52Oh, speaking of my landlord, I gave him my 30 days.
00:18:54Oh.
00:18:55He looks like super bummed, but, you know.
00:18:57Um, I completely forgot to tell you.
00:19:01I talked to my boss today.
00:19:04Do you want to come sit down?
00:19:06Yeah, is everything?
00:19:08Yeah.
00:19:09Okay.
00:19:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:12Good, I think.
00:19:14You know, my boss called me into his office and he's telling me what a great job I've been doing lately.
00:19:21I've been closing a lot of deals and he's really proud of me.
00:19:25Good.
00:19:27And, um, he kind of, well, he wants to promote me.
00:19:32Babe?
00:19:33Yeah.
00:19:34Oh my God, that's awesome.
00:19:35That's, you had me so worried for a second.
00:19:38I know, but you know, we're opening a new branch in New York.
00:19:42Yeah.
00:19:44And so, the manager they had, it didn't really work out.
00:19:47So, he wants to send me up there to, uh.
00:19:51To New York.
00:19:52Yeah, to kind of train there.
00:19:54Sales team.
00:19:56And get everything off the ground and running.
00:20:00How long would you be there?
00:20:02I'd be for six months.
00:20:04And, you know, I've never been in a management position before.
00:20:10And I have like six or eight people under me.
00:20:14Yeah.
00:20:17But, you know, it's really not that big of a deal.
00:20:21I'll just tell them I'm not interested in it.
00:20:23No, no, no, no, no.
00:20:24I'll find something else here.
00:20:26Shut your beautiful face.
00:20:27No.
00:20:28I'm so excited for you.
00:20:30I'm just really sad for me because I'm not going to have you here.
00:20:34I'll only be for six months.
00:20:37Yeah.
00:20:38Right.
00:20:39Yeah, that's not that long.
00:20:40Right?
00:20:41I mean, it's nothing.
00:20:42It's like, what, half a year?
00:20:44You sure it's okay?
00:20:45Yes.
00:20:48Wow, that's weird.
00:20:49We've never spent that much time apart before.
00:20:52I know.
00:20:54We can talk every day.
00:20:56Skype.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:21:00I'm going to miss you.
00:21:02I'm going to miss you too.
00:21:04I'm also really excited for you.
00:21:07Congratulations.
00:21:10It's actually kind of perfect timing because my aunt is now going to Japan.
00:21:16I know.
00:21:17Really?
00:21:18Yeah, but this is going to be wide open so I can move out, hang out here.
00:21:25So you get to stay here some more.
00:21:27Don't look at me like that.
00:21:30It's such a rough life you've got here.
00:21:33I know, but I'm going to be all alone.
00:21:35Alone in your mansion with a pool.
00:21:42Just feel sad for me for like a second, okay?
00:21:45And then I can feel like super excited for you.
00:21:48All right.
00:21:54Okay, man.
00:21:57How's it going?
00:21:59Yeah, how's it going?
00:22:00It's going, it's going.
00:22:01You know, same old, same old, still same job, same apartment, same life.
00:22:07Good.
00:22:08Glad to hear you're doing well.
00:22:09How's everything with you?
00:22:10Good.
00:22:12Actually just got a job offer to move up to New York.
00:22:17I've been a manager for six months at our company's office up there.
00:22:20New York.
00:22:21All right, that sounds exciting.
00:22:22Yeah.
00:22:24So what did you say?
00:22:26I said yes.
00:22:27It's a huge promotion, plus it's only six months, so why not?
00:22:30That and my boss didn't really give me much of an option.
00:22:33Didn't let me think about it, so.
00:22:35Well, it sounds like a great opportunity.
00:22:37Yeah, I think so.
00:22:39What did Jessica say about it?
00:22:41She was a little upset at first.
00:22:43We had just agreed to move in together, like, right before I got this offer.
00:22:49But she understands that it's a big opportunity, so I think she's happy about it.
00:22:55Moving in together, you know, that's a big step.
00:22:57Congrats.
00:22:58Yeah.
00:23:00I guess that won't be happening.
00:23:01Not for six months at least.
00:23:03Yeah.
00:23:05Oh, wait, did you know that Erica recently moved to New York?
00:23:08Yeah, yeah, I follow her on Instagram.
00:23:11I don't plan on seeing her.
00:23:12I don't want to start any issues with Jessica.
00:23:14Yeah, hey, I get it, I get it.
00:23:17So are you going to tell Jessica that Erica's there?
00:23:21It's not worth it.
00:23:23I don't want her to worry for no reason.
00:23:27Well, I think you should tell her.
00:23:30I mean, if she finds out that your ex is in the same city as you, she might not take it that well.
00:23:37Well, that's not really what I'm worried about right now.
00:23:41Oh, yeah? What are you worried about, then?
00:23:47There's this co-worker that Jess keeps talking about, this Lucas guy.
00:23:52She keeps talking about how funny he is and how everybody in the office loves him.
00:23:55Even the old guy who doesn't say hi to anybody says hi to Lucas.
00:23:59Oh, come on.
00:24:01You don't think that she likes him like that.
00:24:03I mean, if she's comfortable enough to bring him up in front of you,
00:24:05that probably means that you have nothing to worry about, don't you think?
00:24:09Look, I'm almost positive that she wouldn't do anything like that with him,
00:24:13but we have never spent this much time apart.
00:24:17I don't want to be thinking the whole time that I'm in New York
00:24:19that she's spending all her free time with this other dude.
00:24:22That's understandable, but she's a nice girl and I'm sure she'd never betray you.
00:24:27Besides, you need to be focused on other things right now,
00:24:29like how you two are going to stay in touch.
00:24:32We sure were that easy.
00:24:34Let's not.
00:24:39I need your help, man.
00:24:41My help? Sure, you got it.
00:24:44Wait, I'm not following her, man.
00:24:46No, no, I don't want you to follow her.
00:24:49Okay.
00:24:51So what do you need from me?
00:24:54It's a pretty big favor. You might think I'm crazy.
00:24:58Okay, just say it.
00:25:00Okay, just say it.
00:25:02Come on, what is it?
00:25:05I want you to try and seduce her.
00:25:14What? No.
00:25:16No, no, you're joking.
00:25:19I'm dead serious.
00:25:21She's your girlfriend, man.
00:25:24You're about to move in with her.
00:25:25I don't want to be remembered as the guy who tried to seduce her.
00:25:29Imagine if you marry her.
00:25:30No, yes, exactly. That's exactly it.
00:25:32What if I marry her?
00:25:33And then I find out later that she slept with her co-worker.
00:25:36Or some other guy.
00:25:37Don't you think it's a little too late at that point?
00:25:42I don't know.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:46I don't know.
00:25:48I don't know.
00:25:49Yeah.
00:25:54This is very weird. No one requests this.
00:25:58Do you realize how absurd this sounds?
00:26:01We're not teenagers anymore, man.
00:26:04I would do whatever I can to help you, but...
00:26:07You know, you're like a brother to me, but this is absolutely crazy.
00:26:10Come on, dude.
00:26:12Okay, imagine this scenario.
00:26:14I try to seduce her.
00:26:16She most likely will reject me.
00:26:18And from then on, I'm labeled as your creepy friend
00:26:20who has no sense of boundaries.
00:26:23I'll be the unwanted guest at all of your parties and events.
00:26:26Imagine me being the best man at your wedding after something like that.
00:26:29I can't imagine it.
00:26:31So why me, man?
00:26:32Why can't you find someone else to do this?
00:26:35Because out of all of my friends,
00:26:37out of everybody I could possibly ask to do this,
00:26:39you're the only one she trusts.
00:26:41You're my best friend, man.
00:26:44She trusts me. For what?
00:26:46She trusts you enough to spend some time alone with you.
00:26:53She's absolutely crazy.
00:26:58Okay, um...
00:27:00Say that I agreed to do this.
00:27:02And I'm not agreeing.
00:27:06When? Just...
00:27:08How would I even approach her?
00:27:12There's gotta be some places that you all go in common.
00:27:15Where do both of you hang out?
00:27:19I don't know.
00:27:25Well...
00:27:28Jessica.
00:27:30Jess.
00:27:32Jess.
00:27:35Hi.
00:27:37I'm sorry.
00:27:38I was really...
00:27:40No, you're killing it on there.
00:27:43How you been?
00:27:45I've been good.
00:27:46Good?
00:27:47Yeah, yeah.
00:27:48Been, uh...
00:27:49Work's been good.
00:27:51Awesome.
00:27:52Have you been?
00:27:53I thought you usually go to the gym during the day.
00:27:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:57I normally do, but, uh...
00:27:58You know, new management at the restaurant, so...
00:28:01My schedule's a little crazy right now.
00:28:04Sure, yeah.
00:28:05So, uh, Nate's going to New York soon?
00:28:08Yeah, he is.
00:28:09What are you doing about that?
00:28:11Yeah, I'm really excited for him, so it's...
00:28:13It's great.
00:28:14It's only six months, but...
00:28:16It'll go by fast.
00:28:17Plus, we're gonna Skype every day and keep in touch and everything.
00:28:20I might go visit him.
00:28:21Awesome.
00:28:22Yeah.
00:28:23Yeah, yeah.
00:28:24And while you're here, don't think about it too much,
00:28:25because it'll be over before you know it.
00:28:27Exactly.
00:28:29Plus, then, uh, it gives me time to, you know,
00:28:32work out every day, work on my perfect body
00:28:34so he sees what he's missing.
00:28:38You look great.
00:28:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:41I'll let you get back to it.
00:28:43Hit my stuff, and I'll catch you in a little bit.
00:28:45Okay, cool.
00:28:54Hey, Jess.
00:28:55Totally forgot to mention this earlier,
00:28:57but there's this bar that opened down the street.
00:29:00I'm doing a promo for Dollar Drinks this weekend.
00:29:02Dollar Drinks?
00:29:03Yeah.
00:29:04That's unheard of in L.A.
00:29:05Yeah, I know.
00:29:07That's great.
00:29:08Yeah, we gotta go.
00:29:09Uh, I think Nate has, like, next Friday off?
00:29:13Well, you see, it's a promo.
00:29:14It's opening weekend, and today's the last day.
00:29:18I'm going right after I shower up.
00:29:20Um, you're welcome to come if you're free.
00:29:22Um, yeah.
00:29:24No, I'm not, uh, I'm not doing anything.
00:29:26Yeah, let's, let's go.
00:29:27Cool.
00:29:28I just need a, I need a change and everything.
00:29:30Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:29:31Shower up.
00:29:32I mean, like, 20 minutes?
00:29:33Is that cool?
00:29:34Yeah.
00:29:35Sounds good.
00:29:36Okay, cool.
00:29:37I'll see you in a minute.
00:29:38I'll do.
00:29:43Hey, so this is it.
00:29:45Oh, I don't remember this.
00:29:47I remember when this used to be the Blind Gypsy.
00:29:49Oh, that was, like, a billion years ago.
00:29:52The place has changed management, like, four times since then.
00:29:55Okay, well, it's a really hard business to keep going, especially now.
00:29:58Oh, yeah?
00:30:04Hey, man.
00:30:05Hey, Nate.
00:30:07How'd it go?
00:30:09How'd it go what?
00:30:12Come on, dude.
00:30:13Stop being funny.
00:30:14Jess texted me last night.
00:30:15She said she ran into you at the gym.
00:30:17Y'all were going to the bar afterwards.
00:30:20So what happened?
00:30:22What did she tell you about it?
00:30:24She texted me when I was at dinner with my boss and some investors.
00:30:27I didn't reply because I didn't want to interrupt.
00:30:29So you ignored her?
00:30:32Yeah, that was the whole plan.
00:30:33To see what she would do when she was alone with you.
00:30:38So, what happened?
00:30:42Okay, well, I went to the gym.
00:30:44Because you told me that she's normally there after nine, and she was.
00:30:49So I told her about this new bar that was opening up down the street.
00:30:53So we went to the grand opening, had a couple drinks.
00:30:57Okay, so what happened after the bar?
00:30:59Well, first we got a little drunk because, you know, we had a couple shots.
00:31:05Go on.
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09She was so rude.
00:31:11How do they expect to keep a business going if that's their service?
00:31:15Oh, dollar drinks, maybe?
00:31:17Yeah, as long as it lasts.
00:31:19Hey, let me walk you to your car.
00:31:21Oh, thank you.
00:31:25This is my car.
00:31:27Yep.
00:31:33Hey, listen.
00:31:36I hope you had fun tonight.
00:31:39I did. I wish Nate could have come, though.
00:31:42Yeah, well, next time.
00:31:44Yeah.
00:31:46Oh.
00:31:47Oh, I got it.
00:31:48Sorry, I'm... I am drunk.
00:31:52Yeah, well, it is difficult to say no to dollar shots.
00:31:56Yeah, I just don't know if tequila was the best option for me.
00:32:00Yeah, but it was in a plastic bottle.
00:32:02That's where they keep all the classy stuff. You know that.
00:32:06Anyways, are you sure that you should drive?
00:32:09I don't want to get in a DUI or anything happening.
00:32:12No, no, I'm just gonna sleep in the back for like an hour until I feel like I can.
00:32:16Gotcha, gotcha.
00:32:18It's not a bad idea, but I'm actually like five blocks this way.
00:32:24If you want a couch to crash on, you have one.
00:32:27It's up to you.
00:32:29You can go to work in the morning and play it safe tonight.
00:32:32Are you sure?
00:32:35Yeah, absolutely.
00:32:40Hey, you coming or not?
00:32:50Here we are.
00:32:52Make yourself at home.
00:32:53Thanks.
00:32:56I'm gonna go get you some blankets so you don't freeze.
00:32:58Okay.
00:33:05Here you are.
00:33:08Anytime.
00:33:09Here you are.
00:33:12Anytime.
00:33:39And this is for you.
00:33:48So, I have a question for you.
00:33:54Hey, relax. It's something I ask everybody.
00:33:58How do you really measure the strength of a relationship?
00:34:03Oh, that's a really, that's a deep question.
00:34:07I don't know, I guess it would depend on the bond between the people in it.
00:34:13Yeah, but I mean, how can you test what a relationship would be able to really endure?
00:34:21Well, you'd have to go through something major, right?
00:34:25Something that's out of the ordinary, not, you know, some drastic event or something.
00:34:33Okay, and can you give me any examples?
00:34:37Um, I don't know, some big difference in priorities or some big change or something.
00:34:45Yeah, no, okay. You have good ones, but...
00:34:51What about distance?
00:34:54Yeah, I mean...
00:34:57Yeah, I guess that's a good example.
00:35:00Yeah, I guess that's a good example.
00:35:02Why are you asking me all this?
00:35:05I'm just a curious person.
00:35:08I like to ask complicated questions. Sorry.
00:35:12No worries.
00:35:15I mean, you know, obviously...
00:35:18Obviously, Nate and I are going to be going through distance, and that's going to be a test on our relationship.
00:35:25So, I mean, yeah, I guess that's a good example of...
00:35:30of what you're talking about.
00:35:32Yeah.
00:35:34And, you know, I think that you guys are going to do just fine.
00:35:38I mean, after all, I'll be here watching you, and so will Erica with Nate.
00:35:44Erica?
00:35:46Nate's ex? She's in New York?
00:35:50You didn't know?
00:35:52No, I had no idea.
00:35:55What is she doing in New York?
00:35:57She moved there to pursue her dream, acting on Broadway.
00:36:02She's been there for a couple months now, actually.
00:36:05Really?
00:36:07I follow her on Instagram. That's how I know about this.
00:36:12Did Nate mention anything about this to you?
00:36:17Yeah, well, I mean...
00:36:19He said that he's going to avoid her, so that he doesn't create any unnecessary issues between you and him.
00:36:28Alright, so then I guess the reason he didn't tell me is just because he forgot, right?
00:36:33Because it's not a big deal to move to the same city as your ex.
00:36:37Why would that be relevant information to tell me?
00:36:41Yeah, no, you do have a point.
00:36:44It kind of is.
00:36:46And I'm sure that he just didn't want you to worry while he was away.
00:36:50Worry? Is there something I should worry about?
00:36:54I mean, if he's so secure in his intention, why isn't he mentioning it to me?
00:37:00I can't fucking believe he didn't mention it to me.
00:37:02You think he will?
00:37:04I don't know.
00:37:10I'm sorry.
00:37:12Hey, listen.
00:37:14I'm a big believer in the theory that if a relationship is strong enough, like, even if Nate and Erica hang out, there's nothing to worry about.
00:37:28Like us right now, for example.
00:37:31We can hang out.
00:37:33Nothing to worry about, because if anything did happen, that would mean that you don't love Nate enough to be exclusive with him.
00:37:41And that you guys aren't even supposed to be together.
00:37:46And obviously the same thing goes for Nate, too.
00:37:50I mean, if he really did anything with her, I think he'll be fine.
00:37:55But that would mean that he doesn't love you enough to resist any temptation that might occur.
00:38:03Yeah, I guess that's true.
00:38:05Yeah, I guess that's true.
00:38:07I mean, if anything were to happen, it would just mean that we weren't meant to be.
00:38:13Yeah, exactly.
00:38:17Take us, for example.
00:38:19Like, no matter how close I get to you,
00:38:25we've got nothing to worry about because you really love him.
00:38:30Right.
00:38:32And, um,
00:38:38you know, even
00:38:42if I touched you,
00:38:46there's nothing to worry about
00:38:49because you really care about him.
00:38:53Huh.
00:38:58And even
00:39:00even
00:39:05if I kissed you.
00:39:07I need to go.
00:39:12Why are you running away?
00:39:14What?
00:39:16Are you afraid of what you might do?
00:39:18Why are you doing this?
00:39:20Because I want you two to be happy.
00:39:22And if you can't even endure stuff like this, then why even be together at all?
00:39:26I'm not doing anything. I'm actually leaving.
00:39:29You can't control how you feel, so you're avoiding it.
00:39:32You know what? You can believe whatever you want.
00:39:34I will.
00:39:37You know what? I don't run away from shit, okay?
00:39:42I can stay here because I know my intentions and you can go sleep in your room.
00:39:53Sure.
00:39:59Good night.
00:40:11Oh my God, dude. You scared the shit out of me.
00:40:16Talking about you kissed her and then she was kissing you back.
00:40:19Well, I didn't say that she kissed me back.
00:40:21I mean, it was so quick that she didn't have time to realize what happened.
00:40:24Whatever, man.
00:40:26It's just a kiss. Big fucking deal.
00:40:29You start telling that story, I'm just picturing in my head that y'all are hooking up and you're...
00:40:38I don't even want to think about it.
00:40:43The important thing is that I was wrong about her.
00:40:50Well, there is something else.
00:40:59Come here.
00:41:05Come.
00:41:29Sorry about that.
00:41:31Look, man, I'm so sorry. I had no idea that this is how it would have happened.
00:41:40I asked you to do it.
00:41:43Don't even... Don't even think about it.
00:41:46I'm sorry.
00:41:48I'm sorry.
00:41:50I'm sorry.
00:41:52I'm sorry.
00:41:54I'm sorry.
00:41:56I'm sorry.
00:41:57Don't even think about it.
00:41:59Well, it wasn't just her. I mean, alcohol was involved too, obviously.
00:42:05What did she say after?
00:42:08She just made me promise not to tell you.
00:42:11Really?
00:42:13She felt pretty guilty about it.
00:42:15She should feel really guilty about it.
00:42:19What are you going to do?
00:42:21I'm not going to do anything.
00:42:23I'm going to wait until she confesses.
00:42:27And if she doesn't confess?
00:42:29She'll confess.
00:42:31And if she doesn't, I'll find one way or another to make her.
00:42:34And if she confesses, what are you going to do at that point?
00:42:37I'm going to break up with her and I'm never going to see her again.
00:42:40God, man, why don't you just break up with her now?
00:42:45I want her to feel all of this.
00:42:47I want her to feel all the guilt and all the shame for doing this to me.
00:42:53Breaking up with her now would be way too easy on her.
00:42:57I want to see how far she'll go.
00:43:09Hey.
00:43:10Oh, hey.
00:43:16So, what's up?
00:43:19What did you want to talk about?
00:43:21What did you want to talk about?
00:43:26Okay.
00:43:29Amber, I want to make this as easy as possible for both of us, so I'm just going to go to the point.
00:43:36Okay.
00:43:38So, I think it's not going to work out.
00:43:43And we should stop seeing each other.
00:43:47I can't tell if you're being serious right now or if you're just joking around.
00:43:50Amber.
00:43:54Oh.
00:43:57Wow, that's unexpected.
00:44:01Sorry.
00:44:04I think it's for the best.
00:44:07Okay.
00:44:08Well, um, thanks for coming here and talking to me.
00:44:15Thanks for coming here and telling me that in person, I guess.
00:44:19Especially since we're not really in a relationship yet.
00:44:22Well, yeah.
00:44:27Honestly, I felt bad about the way I handled things before.
00:44:31And I thought that I owed you this.
00:44:35I mean, coming here and telling you in person.
00:44:39No ghosting this time.
00:44:41Um, thanks for that, I guess.
00:44:45Amber, you're a great girl.
00:44:51You're going to find someone else just as great.
00:44:53It's just, I'm not that person.
00:44:57Sure.
00:44:59Still, I don't know.
00:45:01I guess I thought it was going pretty well between us.
00:45:04I mean, even if we were just getting to know each other.
00:45:07Yeah, I mean, things weren't going bad.
00:45:10So why don't you want to see me anymore?
00:45:14I mean, is there someone else?
00:45:17No.
00:45:20I just need some time.
00:45:24Be by myself.
00:45:27I can't be in a relationship right now.
00:45:31Fine.
00:45:33Sure.
00:45:35Okay.
00:45:36Goodbye, John.
00:45:38Bye.
00:45:40Bye.
00:45:46No, I'm sorry. That is bullshit.
00:45:49Three weeks ago, we met up and you told me that you were looking for a relationship.
00:45:53And now you're saying, oh no, you don't want anything serious?
00:45:57Come on, at least have the dignity to admit that you just don't like me.
00:46:02That's not true. I liked you enough to hang out with you several times.
00:46:06Okay, then what happened?
00:46:08I mean, I get it. Fine. I understand. You just don't want to be with me.
00:46:11But what? You just woke up this morning and thought, oh, what am I doing with her?
00:46:15Okay.
00:46:18100% honest?
00:46:20Yes, please.
00:46:23There's someone else.
00:46:26Oh.
00:46:29And do you love her?
00:46:31No.
00:46:33No, I'm not in love.
00:46:35But you really like her.
00:46:36I think so.
00:46:39I don't know.
00:46:43But she loves you.
00:46:46I don't think she does.
00:46:49But she at least likes you, right?
00:46:52Honestly, I don't know. It's very complicated.
00:46:58Jesus.
00:46:59Okay, but she at least knows that you like her, right?
00:47:03I don't think so.
00:47:06So what are you waiting for? Why don't you tell her that?
00:47:17So?
00:47:20How are you feeling?
00:47:23Uh, I don't know, John. What do you think?
00:47:27I don't know.
00:47:29Uh, I don't know, John. What do you think?
00:47:33I mean, how do you feel?
00:47:36Like everything's fucked up.
00:47:39Yeah, well, you're not alone there.
00:47:42Yeah, sure.
00:47:49I have some errands I have to run. I can't really stay long.
00:47:52Oh, yeah. No, right. Totally.
00:47:55I really don't know how to tell you this.
00:47:58Why don't you just try?
00:48:01Okay.
00:48:05Nate knows.
00:48:07Everything about us.
00:48:08What?
00:48:12John, you promised that you wouldn't say anything.
00:48:15It was just a one-time thing.
00:48:17He asked me to do this, Jess. He asked me to seduce you.
00:48:20He asked me to do this, Jess. He asked me to seduce you.
00:48:24What?
00:48:26That doesn't make any sense. Why would he do that?
00:48:29Because he doesn't trust you, okay?
00:48:31He's moving out of state and he's afraid that you're gonna go off
00:48:33and hook up with that funny co-worker of yours
00:48:35that you always rave about when you're in front of him.
00:48:38Lucas?
00:48:40Are you kidding right now? Because this isn't fucking funny.
00:48:42No, I'm serious. He designed this sort of
00:48:45trust test for you and
00:48:47I wish I was joking. Trust me.
00:48:50This is completely crazy.
00:48:53And you agreed to do this. You played me
00:48:55into cheating on him with you
00:48:57so that he could prove a point?
00:49:00Why couldn't he just confront me?
00:49:02Because that's not the type of guy that Nate is.
00:49:04Like, look, Jess, unfortunately
00:49:07Nate's not the same guy that I knew in middle school.
00:49:11And he's not the same guy that you fell in love with either.
00:49:15Okay, well, you agreed to do it so you're not that great either.
00:49:17Yeah, I know.
00:49:19For that, I apologize. Okay?
00:49:24You know, you're not really an angel either.
00:49:27I mean, I didn't exactly make you sleep with me, did I?
00:49:31No, but I felt like shit about it since.
00:49:34I mean, I slept with his best friend.
00:49:38And now you're telling me that you guys planned this?
00:49:41I mean, this is sick. This is fucking sick.
00:49:44You know what? I'm leaving.
00:49:47Don't.
00:49:49Why?
00:49:51Because this is, jeez, this is so fucked up.
00:49:54And you know, in one way, it's everybody's fault.
00:49:57But now we know that you two weren't meant to be together.
00:50:01Okay, why are you telling me all of this, John?
00:50:04Does pointing out how shitty my relationship is
00:50:07relieve you of some of the guilt or something?
00:50:09I am not trying to justify what I did.
00:50:12Okay, then why am I here, John?
00:50:15Because maybe I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since then.
00:50:22So you called me today to tell me that you have feelings for me.
00:50:28What do you expect me to say?
00:50:30Oh, uh, thanks for pointing out how shitty my relationship is.
00:50:34Oh, hey, since Nate's out of town, why don't we get together instead?
00:50:37Yeah, well, not exactly.
00:50:39Leave me alone.
00:50:41Just wait. One minute, please.
00:50:43What? What? What do you want?
00:50:47What are you going to do with Nate?
00:50:49I don't know, but since apparently he already knows, I'm sure it's going to come up.
00:50:58Yeah, well, what if it doesn't?
00:51:03I mean, it's got to, right?
00:51:05If he cares at all.
00:51:07Mmm.
00:51:09Babe.
00:51:11I forgot to tell you about the craziest thing that happened at work.
00:51:14Lucas, do you remember?
00:51:16Yeah.
00:51:17He got fired.
00:51:19Really?
00:51:20Because, first of all, he lied on his resume.
00:51:23But he was planning on robbing the bank.
00:51:26And then he got fired.
00:51:28And then he got fired.
00:51:30And then he got fired.
00:51:32And then he got fired.
00:51:34And then he got fired.
00:51:36And he's been robbing the bank that his girlfriend worked at.
00:51:39They, like, found all these plans and everything, and when they looked into it, they found out that he had this whole, like, criminal record that, like, somehow they overlooked during the interview process.
00:51:48Isn't that crazy?
00:51:50No kidding.
00:51:51Yeah.
00:51:52That is insane.
00:51:53It's like...
00:51:55Anyway, so now they're, like, investigating the whole thing. It's a big nightmare, but...
00:51:59He's a more interesting dude than I thought.
00:52:01Yeah, right?
00:52:03It is, like, whole double life.
00:52:04Oh, there's something else I wanted to tell you.
00:52:06Um, so I was at the gym the other day and I ran into John.
00:52:10Oh, yeah?
00:52:11Yeah, we were both there working out.
00:52:13Um, did he tell you that he saw me?
00:52:17Anyway, so he, uh, was telling me about this, like, happy hour at the bar across the street.
00:52:23Is that your phone?
00:52:25Hold on a second.
00:52:27Hello?
00:52:29Yeah, no, no, it's okay.
00:52:32Yeah, what's up?
00:52:35Sigh.
00:52:37By tomorrow?
00:52:40Yeah, no, it's fine, it's fine.
00:52:42Yeah, alright.
00:52:47Sorry about that.
00:52:49What were you saying?
00:52:51Um, I don't know, uh...
00:52:57Probably not that important if you can't remember.
00:52:59When's your shift over?
00:53:02Um, don't forget I'm leaving at 6 a.m. on Tuesday.
00:53:07Alright, I'll be over Monday night then.
00:53:10Okay, cool.
00:53:24Jessica.
00:53:26You didn't mention it to me.
00:53:29Why?
00:53:35He didn't?
00:53:37No.
00:53:39Actually, he acted completely normal.
00:53:43You did tell him, right?
00:53:46You didn't lie about that.
00:53:47No, I didn't lie to you. I told them everything about us.
00:53:51Well then, why didn't he say anything? Does he even care?
00:53:56Sigh.
00:53:57I think that he's waiting for you to confess.
00:54:00What makes him so sure that I would confess?
00:54:03Does he know that I know about the plan?
00:54:06I can't tell him about that.
00:54:09Well then, what is he waiting for?
00:54:12What if I don't say anything?
00:54:15Then what, he's just going to go to New York and break up with me over the phone?
00:54:20Or pretend like nothing ever happened?
00:54:23I think that he's pretty sure that you're going to come clean about this soon.
00:54:27He doesn't view you as the type of person that can hold a secret and it...
00:54:33I don't know, he didn't really explain it to me.
00:54:39What I do know is that when you do confess, that's when he plans on breaking up with you.
00:54:45So he's just trying to break up with me?
00:54:47He plans on breaking up with you.
00:54:49So he's just trying to punish me by drawing it out and then ending it anyway?
00:54:57God, what kind of person does this? This is so fucked up.
00:55:01Hey, he's going to leave soon.
00:55:05Whatever you two tell each other, it's going bad.
00:55:10It's for the best that it does.
00:55:12You think?
00:55:13Look, I mean, do you really want to be with someone like that after knowing all this?
00:55:19I mean, what we did was wrong.
00:55:22But at the end of the day, it never would have happened if Nate didn't set it up.
00:55:27And part of the reason that it happened is because of how close we were.
00:55:33For what it's worth, I didn't think you were going to do anything with that car.
00:55:37I wasn't.
00:55:38Yeah, I know, you're smart.
00:55:41You care.
00:55:43You're absolutely beautiful.
00:55:48He doesn't deserve someone like you, so just, please, give me a chance.
00:55:56I'm not going to hurt you like he did.
00:56:09Bruce, it's Nate.
00:56:11Hey, what's going on?
00:56:13Nothing.
00:56:18Oh, really?
00:56:35I think that's the last of it.
00:56:39We're all ready to go.
00:56:44What?
00:56:47I know.
00:56:49Six months is a long time.
00:56:52It's far.
00:56:55New York is like the other side of the world, basically.
00:56:59Hardly.
00:57:01Like halfway, maybe?
00:57:03I don't know.
00:57:04A quarter of the way?
00:57:05Yeah, maybe a quarter.
00:57:08It'll be alright, though.
00:57:09I know, I'm excited for you.
00:57:13Yeah, got nothing to worry about, we trust each other.
00:57:17Yeah.
00:57:19It's a big opportunity.
00:57:22Yeah, I'm proud of you, I am.
00:57:25I'm just going to miss you.
00:57:26I'm going to miss you, too.
00:57:28Love you.
00:57:29I love you.
00:57:31Don't cry every day.
00:57:33I'll try not to.
00:57:35Gotta be a big boy.
00:57:36Yeah, yeah.
00:57:40Mm.
00:57:42Can we just stay here for a minute?
00:57:45For a minute.
00:57:50You know what's so great about us?
00:57:53You mean besides the fact that we're just both devastatingly attractive?
00:57:58Yeah, besides that.
00:58:00What?
00:58:01What is so great about us?
00:58:04We, unlike all these other chumps around here, still believe in commitment.
00:58:13Relationships are changing them.
00:58:17People don't believe in that anymore.
00:58:20That's what makes us so strong.
00:58:24It makes us so good together, you know.
00:58:27We can always trust each other, no matter what.
00:58:34Even with all these crazy dating apps and social media.
00:58:43We're always honest in a world where it's so easy to cheat now.
00:58:52But I know that I can trust you no matter what.
00:58:57Because we tell each other everything.
00:59:00That's what a good relationship's built on.
00:59:04It's built on that trust and that loyalty, that honesty.
00:59:12Knowing that no matter what, I don't have to worry about anything.
00:59:24Same for you.
00:59:30Right?
00:59:37Everything okay?
00:59:46What's wrong?
00:59:48Um...
00:59:53I haven't...
00:59:56been completely honest with you.
00:59:59Or completely loyal.
01:00:03What are you talking about?
01:00:05What are you talking about?
01:00:12Uh...
01:00:16So a couple weeks ago, I was working out.
01:00:21I ran into John.
01:00:24Yeah, you told me that.
01:00:27Um...
01:00:30Well, I didn't mention that we...
01:00:35Uh, that bar across the street had just opened up.
01:00:39I remember that was 1600 or something.
01:00:42Yeah?
01:00:44They were having this promotion that week.
01:00:47It was new, but it doesn't matter.
01:00:50Um, anyway, so we went over to check it out and, uh...
01:00:56We got really drunk and...
01:01:05And?
01:01:14And...
01:01:20And we kissed.
01:01:22Um...
01:01:32Did you...
01:01:35Did you sleep with him?
01:01:41Babe.
01:01:43Babe.
01:01:45Babe, babe, just, I'm sorry.
01:01:47It was just...
01:01:48It was just stupid.
01:01:52I'm so sorry.
01:01:53I don't know.
01:01:54It was like...
01:01:55We were just drunk.
01:01:56We were so drunk.
01:01:57You've been so guilty for weeks.
01:02:01Weeks about going on this trip.
01:02:03I know.
01:02:05I'm sorry.
01:02:06I was afraid of hurting you.
01:02:07I know.
01:02:08Of hurting us.
01:02:09Wait, please.
01:02:10I just...
01:02:11Can we talk about it, please?
01:02:12I'm sorry.
01:02:13I almost didn't even take this job.
01:02:20I'm sorry.
01:02:24I need you to go.
01:02:26Babe.
01:02:27Go.
01:02:28I said go!
01:02:29Get out!
01:02:33I don't want to see you again.
01:02:49Yeah, man, she just left.
01:02:52Yeah, come on up.
01:03:04Cheers.
01:03:11Hey.
01:03:12What's up, man?
01:03:13Can I get you anything?
01:03:14Water, soda, anything?
01:03:16Yeah, water's great.
01:03:17Water's great.
01:03:19So how'd it go?
01:03:24Everything went perfect.
01:03:26Exactly how we planned it.
01:03:28She admitted everything.
01:03:30She admitted everything.
01:03:32Just came right out and said it.
01:03:33Nice.
01:03:35I'm Scott free.
01:03:37I'm officially single again.
01:03:39Finally, finally.
01:03:41That's good to hear.
01:03:43Single, ready to take on New York.
01:03:46Look at you.
01:03:47No, I thought I told you.
01:03:50Did I not?
01:03:51Last week, my boss called.
01:03:52It's...
01:03:53It fell through, man.
01:03:54I'm not going to New York.
01:03:56My bags are empty.
01:03:57There's nothing in them.
01:03:58Oh, shit.
01:04:00You alright, man?
01:04:01Yeah, yeah.
01:04:03Thanks for the best, really.
01:04:04I mean...
01:04:05Cool, cool.
01:04:06Now that I'm...
01:04:07I'm free and...
01:04:09So...
01:04:10Back in the game.
01:04:12You're going to tell Jess that you're still living in L.A., right?
01:04:17I don't know why I would.
01:04:19I don't know her or anything.
01:04:22Okay.
01:04:23She cheated on me.
01:04:25Yeah.
01:04:27Look, dude, I know you...
01:04:28I know you're still feeling weird about it, but don't.
01:04:31Alright?
01:04:32I asked you to do this, and you...
01:04:35You stuck your neck out there, and you did it for me.
01:04:38You have nothing to feel guilty about, man.
01:04:40No, no, no.
01:04:41I'm glad you did it.
01:04:42I was...
01:04:43I know.
01:04:44I was going down, man.
01:04:46Yeah.
01:04:47If it's not for you, she would have slept with somebody else.
01:04:49And I never would have known.
01:04:52You know what I'm saying?
01:04:53It could have been a lot worse.
01:04:55Yeah.
01:04:56If I...
01:04:58Proposed or something crazy.
01:05:02Found out later.
01:05:04Yeah, Nate, uh...
01:05:06No, I've actually, uh...
01:05:09You know, I've seen Jess a couple times.
01:05:12She hit you up again?
01:05:15Yeah.
01:05:16She's freaking ruthless, man.
01:05:18I mean...
01:05:20Let me text her.
01:05:22Hey, I can't wait to see you again, Jess.
01:05:25She's seriously hitting you up right now.
01:05:27She didn't leave you two minutes ago, man.
01:05:30I'm telling you, this chick is crazy.
01:05:31She was upset.
01:05:33You saved my life, man.
01:05:35Of course.
01:05:37You're not gonna see her again, right?
01:05:42Nate, I've been seeing her.
01:05:44I've been texting her.
01:05:46This has been going on ever since that night.
01:05:48It's not gonna happen again, right, John?
01:05:54Jesus.
01:05:56John.
01:06:02What are you thinking, man?
01:06:04Once a cheater is always a cheater.
01:06:06If she's willing to do it to me, she's willing to do it to you.
01:06:09Once a cheater is always a cheater.
01:06:11If she's willing to do it to me, she's willing to do it to you.
01:06:18I don't wanna...
01:06:20Oh, my God.
01:06:22I don't know what to say.
01:06:25You know what? Fine.
01:06:27But when she does the same shit to you,
01:06:28don't come crying to me, because I won't be around here.
01:06:32If you do this, we're done, man.
01:06:36Wow.
01:06:39Wow.
01:06:44Well, like I said, I'm sorry.
01:06:47John.
01:06:50John!
01:07:09Fuck.
01:07:39Fuck.