Uncle for Rent (2024) EP 2 ENG SUB
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00:00You
00:30You
01:00You
01:02You
01:04You
01:06You
01:27These are
01:29coming
01:31Why are you eating so much? Where's Xiao Jian?
01:33Not me
01:35It's just a piece of wood
01:37Then Xiao Jian
01:41You're so big, you don't even want to wash the dishes
01:43What are you doing?
01:45Everyone has their own strengths
01:47I just don't know how to wash the dishes
01:51I'm lucky I live next door
01:53If I live further away
01:55How can I come over to help you clean up?
01:58So I bought a house next door
02:00It's absolutely clear
02:02It's absolutely a waste of money
02:04Everyone needs their own space
02:06Including you
02:08You're afraid I'm bothering you
02:10I'm afraid you're upset
02:14I want to eat tea
02:22You're so simple
02:24After I retired
02:27I don't know what to do
02:29Those who choose to live in a group
02:31are usually troublemakers
02:33That's not true
02:35While I'm still here
02:37I'll help you choose a worker
02:39No, no, no
02:41It's really annoying to be in a group
02:43You take me to the nightclub
02:57Hello
02:59Hello
03:01Hello
03:03Hello
03:05Hello
03:07Hello
03:09Hello
03:11Hello
03:13Hello
03:15Hello
03:17Hello
03:19Hello
03:21Hello
03:23Hello
03:26Hello
03:28Hello
03:30Mr. Loo
03:32Like what I told you last time
03:34We're going to film a few parts
03:36Don't worry
03:38The director will be loyal
03:40Especially the part where the male lead
03:42imagines
03:44How about this
03:46Let's talk about the male lead
03:48This is the new director
03:50Actually, it's not that new
03:52The most important thing is that he's sincere
03:55Actually
03:57Actually
03:59As for the actor
04:01We can listen to your opinion
04:03Even in terms of the script
04:05We want to invite you to join our team
04:07You can be the lead
04:09So we're not meant to be
04:11Bro
04:13You keep saying we're not meant to be
04:15What do you want?
04:17We have a lot of people waiting to start
04:19Can you be more determined?
04:21Don't be like you
04:24What's so good about acting?
04:26It's boring
04:28So you think the director can't handle it
04:30It's boring
04:34Don't you think
04:36life is boring?
04:38What about writing
04:40or meeting friends?
04:42It's a habit
04:44What about
04:46women?
04:54What about
04:56men?
05:00Do you think
05:02physiology
05:04affects psychology?
05:08I just think
05:10there's no difference
05:12between the two
05:14But sex is the most basic desire
05:16So
05:18my judgment is
05:20So, I suggest that you get in touch with new people, new things, and find the passion in life.
05:27This should help you with your problems.
05:37I've decided to build a ten thousand dollar house.
05:40Oh, you're not serious, are you?
05:42Not bad.
05:43I'm serious.
05:46Oh, you're not serious, are you?
05:48Not bad.
05:49I'm serious.
05:51Everyone is lonely.
05:53Everyone doesn't know what to say.
05:55Everyone needs company and communication.
05:59It's the same.
06:00No matter what you do, don't say anything.
06:02What do you think?
06:04I agree.
06:07Why don't we hire a big uncle?
06:09We can use him as a selling point.
06:12A big uncle?
06:14He looks like a bad guy.
06:19By the way,
06:20we don't have a good son-in-law like Mr. Ma.
06:23Who's going to hire him?
06:24Do you want to hire him?
06:25Hire him?
06:26Yes.
06:28Uncle, I have a rich life.
06:30I got married when I was 20.
06:31I got divorced when I was 32.
06:33I've done all kinds of jobs.
06:34I've been through a lot in my life.
06:36How can I not hire him?
06:38I understand.
06:39Mr. Ma,
06:40if you want to hire him,
06:41do you have a plan?
06:42Yes.
06:43Let our uncles help you.
06:46I'm going to hire a big uncle.
06:48Then...
06:49Then you focus on the post-production.
06:52Don't show your face.
06:54Fine.
06:55You're so good.
06:56You can be the front line.
06:58I can be the front line.
07:00I have a lot of ideas.
07:02I'm working on it.
07:03What ideas?
07:10Come on.
07:19You have a part in this.
07:20Fight for it.
07:21Don't let him get away with it.
07:23I don't care.
07:24What?
07:27You don't care about this?
07:40Hey!
07:45Help!
07:46Hey!
07:47Hey!
08:05You listen to this kind of music?
08:09Get out.
08:10No.
08:11Listen to me.
08:12Don't sleep with your headphones on.
08:14Get out!
08:32You just came into my room.
08:34I didn't want to knock on your door.
08:36What are you afraid of?
08:39She's a girl.
08:41She's my daughter.
08:52Ma Sa.
08:54Dad is meeting someone upstairs.
08:57Come up and give me some advice.
09:00He's waiting for you.
09:03In this age of rapid technological development,
09:07have you ever thought that
09:08if you press a button,
09:10someone will solve all your problems for you?
09:13In this age of information development,
09:15everything is transmitted through a cold screen.
09:19Have you ever thought that
09:20if you press a button,
09:21someone will send you warmth?
09:24Now you have a chance.
09:25The difficulties you are facing,
09:27the emptiness you are in,
09:29if you press a button,
09:31it can be solved.
09:33How can you do it?
09:35You can hire a big uncle to...
09:37Wait.
09:38If you hire a big uncle,
09:39you will be out of business.
09:40No.
09:41How can you do that?
09:44Sorry.
09:45My bad.
09:46I'll change the battery.
09:47Hurry up.
09:48The college students nowadays are really...
09:50I can't hold it in.
09:53You are cheating people for free
09:54and you are filming for them.
09:55And you are so serious.
09:57Don't be so loud.
09:59I'm giving you a chance.
10:01What are you talking about?
10:02You are really...
10:03What's the use of filming this video?
10:05Of course it's useful.
10:06I'm pretending to be someone
10:07who is highly discussed.
10:09This video is watched by hundreds of people.
10:11It's a bad omen.
10:12Without service,
10:13there will be no return customers.
10:15Girl,
10:16what service are you talking about?
10:18It's different when there are customers.
10:19When they come,
10:20you have to hold them tight,
10:21pull them,
10:22and then slowly peel them off
10:23before sucking them dry.
10:26The timing is just right.
10:29Mark.
10:30Yes.
10:31Do you have a lighter?
10:32Yes.
10:33Let's get drunk.
10:34Let's get drunk.
10:35Come on.
10:36Let's go.
10:44This is Taiwan's high mountain oolong tea.
10:50I remember there is a saying.
10:52The stronger the tea is,
10:55the more powerful it is.
10:58The dragon eats the chicken.
11:02Whether you are looking for a single old man
11:04or you want to ask someone for help,
11:06or you just want someone to eat with you,
11:09as long as you are willing,
11:11we will help you.
11:14Remember,
11:15life is like this.
11:19Everything has a big uncle.
11:22Cut.
11:23Good take.
11:24How is it, Mark?
11:25How is it?
11:26Anyway,
11:27keep recording our business development,
11:29and edit the video when you graduate.
11:32I'm only a few years old,
11:33I don't know how to come up with this kind of shit.
11:35He's been like this all his life.
11:37But you are still willing to help him.
11:39Then why are you willing to help him?
11:41Why not?
11:42As a person, I shouldn't force myself.
11:44Mr. Lu,
11:45give me some advice.
11:46Do you think this video
11:48has too much of an idol flavor?
11:50No, no.
11:51I think you should do it a few more times.
11:53It's worth it.
11:54It's worth it.
11:55How about three times?
11:57Life is like this.
12:13Life is like this.
12:15Everything has a big uncle.
12:19Are you done laughing?
12:22Take a closer look.
12:24354k views.
12:26I'll make your video even more views.
12:30What kind of money do you have?
12:32I don't need money.
12:34I told you he's a big uncle.
12:36Don't laugh at my answer.
12:38We are good people.
12:40We know how to read comments.
12:41That's right.
12:44Tracy Ho said,
12:46It's so disgusting.
12:48I feel disgusted when I see it.
12:50Look at this one.
12:52Shadow Fong said,
12:54I'd rather not live.
12:56I don't want you.
12:59And Kimi Ho said,
13:01Isn't he...
13:03Baba Cha?
13:05Isn't he bankrupt?
13:07It's similar.
13:08There's noise or no noise.
13:10Negative marketing is still marketing.
13:13You two even shared the video.
13:15What's the use of sharing with us?
13:18If you want more people to know,
13:21it's very simple.
13:24Life is like this.
13:26Everything has a big uncle.
13:28I'm so talented.
13:31I keep it mysterious.
13:33I don't want people to see everything.
13:35Or are you afraid of Mr. Lu?
13:38He's like a piece of shit.
13:41That's what I want to say.
13:43By the way,
13:44Lin Ma Sha is quite similar to Mr. Lu.
13:47Why is it similar?
13:49I don't want it.
13:50Well,
13:51Ma Sha is...
13:53It's hard to deal with.
13:55I haven't seen her for more than ten years.
13:57Now she suddenly came back.
14:01I don't know what to do.
14:03Speaking of Ma Sha,
14:05She hasn't been back to Hong Kong for a long time.
14:07I don't think she has many friends.
14:08But she goes out every night.
14:10She goes to good places every night.
14:11I don't know where she goes with whom every night.
14:14Right?
14:15Yes.
14:16Yes.
14:17I'm screwed this time.
14:18I'm really screwed.
14:19Yes, you're screwed.
14:20She's dating.
14:21You're an uncle.
14:23That's right.
14:24I'm a dad.
14:25You're crazy.
14:26Ma Sha is a little girl.
14:27You were a little girl before.
14:29Emily and Ma Sha are about the same age.
14:34It's a retribution.
14:37No, no.
14:38I think we should...
14:41I think we should...
14:55It's a girl.
14:56Can you let her in?
15:07You finally know how to open the door.
15:11Yes.
15:18You know how busy I am.
15:21I have no time to take notes and sleep.
15:24Don't you know how to find me?
15:32I haven't answered the phone for a week.
15:41What are you reading?
15:42The World of the Married.
15:47Do you know who wrote this?
15:49Yes, I do.
15:52Japanese.
16:03I don't have to work today.
16:07Why don't we do something more meaningful than reading a book?
16:17Look at me.
16:20You're a star.
16:21You can't be too attractive.
16:23What do you mean?
16:26Am I attractive now?
16:27Tell me.
16:28Don't go.
16:29I won't stop until you tell me.
16:36I won't let you go.
16:50How's your website?
16:54Our first step.
16:55First customers.
16:56It's very important.
16:58With your website,
16:59and my list,
17:00it's a combination of technology and tradition.
17:03How big should the cover page be?
17:15Data version.
17:16After the customer logs in,
17:17they need to fill in a form.
17:19The system will send a list according to the format.
17:21That's a lot of work.
17:22I need a document.
17:24You need to ask the doctor.
17:26What disease, what medicine.
17:28It's two-way.
17:34I'll put you on the list.
17:36When the system sends you the list,
17:37you'll receive a notification.
17:43Click this circle to see the customer's needs,
17:46the time and location of the appointment.
17:49When you meet, click this button.
17:51The system will start timing.
17:53After everything is done, click Finish.
17:56The system will deduct money from the customer's card.
17:59The customer's rating will be on the catalog.
18:02Avoid users with low ratings.
18:04That way, you can guarantee a high score.
18:09You like to keep in touch with netizens.
18:11Who is that?
18:23What friend?
18:25Do you know him?
18:27What does it have to do with you?
18:29I'll tell you.
18:31My father cares about my daughter.
18:33It's a matter of course.
18:35How do you know him?
18:36Do you have a credit card?
18:39Excuse me.
18:40Is there anything here?
18:42Mr. Cui?
18:44Yes, it's me.
18:45If you have any questions,
18:47I can help you.
18:49Can you pay the bill?
18:51No, I can't.
18:53You can.
18:54Of course you can.
18:56What's wrong, Mr. Cui?
19:02The gold is very important to people.
19:05It's not good to be a bad guy.
19:08The iron shop is where you can get the best gold.
19:13Don't think we just started from the iron shop.
19:16It means that we have the best customers.
19:20We meet our clients first.
19:23I have a friend who just got out of the army.
19:27I want to find someone to accompany him.
19:31Accompany?
19:36Accompany what?
19:37No, not that.
19:39He's a normal person.
19:41It's just that he just got out of the army.
19:44So he's a bit shy.
19:46He's shy?
19:47He's shy.
19:48He's shy.
19:49He's shy.
19:50He's a normal person.
19:52It's just that he just got out of the army.
19:54So he needs time to adapt.
19:56Why don't you go?
20:00I'm a masseuse.
20:03I'm half a colleague.
20:06The girls have been disobedient recently.
20:08I have to keep an eye on the shop.
20:13Sorry.
20:14If you don't tell the truth,
20:16we won't take this order.
20:18I'm telling the truth.
20:20It's just that...
20:22I can't handle one person.
20:25Hold this for me.
20:28Actually,
20:30that's my cousin.
20:32Her father is great.
20:37He got into jail because of something.
20:41He hasn't been allowed to visit for the past few years.
20:44He said he didn't want to meet anyone after he got out of the army.
20:49Anyway, help me keep an eye on him.
20:53I don't want to lose him.
21:03Don't worry.
21:04Leave it to us.
21:06Are you serious?
21:08It's true.
21:09Yes.
21:18I'm sorry.
21:37Are you her cousin?
21:39Let me introduce myself. I'm Sam.
21:44Let's go.
21:48Let's go.
21:56Actually,
21:57everything is very convenient now.
22:06Is there any place you want to go?
22:08I'll go with you.
22:13Hong Kong has really changed a lot.
22:16That's life.
22:38It's time to go.
22:41Bye.
22:45Bye.
22:57Irene!
22:58If you need anything, just call me.
23:05I just want to go to the beach.
23:08Is there anyone I can go with?
23:11If you don't mind,
23:13let's do it again.
23:23What are you doing?
23:26It's broken.
23:28Again?
23:32How many months is it?
23:35Don't you think it's fun to just stand there and watch the time go by?
23:39Do you think it's fun?
23:41Do you want me to buy you a wooden fish?
23:46By the way,
23:47what's the point of just looking at the sea?
23:50My client is like this.
23:51He only talks for three sentences a day,
23:53and then he goes up to see the sea.
23:55Like Uncle Chiu Chiu?
23:57I don't know what to do after the first single shot is so painful.
24:01It's my time.
24:03Really?
24:06But maybe only you can communicate with him.
24:09Okay?
24:11Okay.
24:15Hey.
24:17Be honest.
24:19What troubles you so much that you don't want to date a woman?
24:24Okay.
24:27People are a little confused in their middle ages.
24:33I know there's a way.
24:34Okay.
24:36But you have a head and a face.
24:38It should be the same.
24:40I'll buy you a takeout.
24:41Hey.
24:43I'm a man of principle.
24:44I know.
24:45What principle?
24:46You don't understand.
24:47I know.
24:48I'll show you.
24:49Don't go the wrong way.
25:09Hello.
25:11Uncle Chiu Chiu.
25:17You know it's me.
25:20I know.
25:38Hey.
25:44Damn.
25:46I know it's you.
25:48You're a fraud.
25:51You don't even let your brother go.
25:54Damn.
25:55What a trap.
25:56Hey.
25:58What if we get caught for no reason?
26:02Say something.
26:08Be careful.
26:09We might get caught, too.
26:12I knew it.
26:13Why didn't you tell me?
26:15If I told you, would you know what happened?
26:17I told you everything.
26:19Can you believe the news now?
26:21Anyway, you don't have to worry about anything.
26:24I don't have to worry about what I do.
26:26But you and my uncle are different.
26:28You're not just a rich man.
26:29You're a famous person.
26:30You know him.
26:31He's famous.
26:32He's a man of principle.
26:33Irene has a lot of knowledge.
26:36You think it's you?
26:38No.
26:44Who is it?
26:46Why are you so happy?
26:47Who is it?
27:08Where are you going?
27:34Where are you going?
27:36To see a friend.
27:38I'm sorry.
27:39I'm sorry.
27:40I'm sorry.
27:41I'm sorry.
28:08I'm sorry.
28:35Interesting.
28:39Why are you here all of a sudden?
28:41To see what's going on with Lin Ma-sa.
28:44Are you following her?
28:46You saw her.
28:47She used to be so cute.
28:49Now she's like this.
28:51That's normal.
28:52She went to America when she was six.
28:54She's 25 now.
28:56Do you want her to wear a princess dress?
28:59No.
29:00She used to be very close to me.
29:01Now she's so stubborn.
29:04You abandoned her.
29:05I'm still angry even if I love her.
29:11How interesting.
29:12How did you get along with her?
29:15I gave up on raising her.
29:16It doesn't mean I don't want her.
29:18I'm a young girl.
29:19I know a lot of things.
29:21She knows IT.
29:23She won't do anything to me.
29:27She won't let me cheat on her.
29:28You know her mother is a person who loves her more than the sky.
29:31Are you cheating on her?
29:32You know her mother is a person who loves her more than the sky.
29:34Are you cheating on her?
29:36Are you following me?
29:38No.
29:39No.
29:40Uncle Tian came to buy some toys.
29:42Yes.
29:43I drove him here to buy some toys.
29:51Rainbow.
29:56Look at your phone.
29:57It's under the palm tree.
29:59You should come here more often.
30:01You'll get used to it.
30:15It's so bright.
30:16You're still a kid.
30:18This generation has a better phone.
30:24You're the legendary Wind from the North Pole.
30:27Wind?
30:28How do you know?
30:29Because some people are gossipy.
30:31No respect.
30:32I just want to understand you.
30:35How do I know you're going to say something like that?
30:39I don't know what you're talking about.
30:43Let's go.
30:44Mr. North Pole.
30:45Since you have money, I want to try to play with you.
30:48Okay.
30:49I'll teach you.
30:50First of all, this is a prize.
30:52Yes, prize.
30:57I'll introduce this book to you.
31:01Actually, I'm more fond of Tai Chai Chi.
31:05Mr. Kai Chuan is an idol of Tai Chai Chi.
31:08His works are deeply influenced by him.
31:11His confusion, his depression,
31:14are all inspired by Mr. Kai Chuan.
31:17If you want to understand the ending,
31:20you have to follow Mr. Kai Chuan.
31:23If you want to understand the ending,
31:26you have to follow Mr. Kai Chuan.
31:53Actually, you've been sitting here for so long
31:55because you want to see your mom.
32:03Why don't you go in and find her?
32:22Why don't you go in and find her?
32:36I killed my brother.
32:41So if my mom doesn't forgive me,
32:46is it normal?
32:52Yes.
33:10You don't have to come up and accompany me.
33:23So you just got rejected.
33:33There's a report here.
33:35It says that Irene didn't even know her peers
33:38didn't even help her family.
33:42In fact, you don't have to commit suicide if you don't have money.
33:46Sometimes people have some difficulties.
33:48It's very sad.
33:49That's right.
33:50That's why you got rejected.
33:53Why don't you think about how to help Irene?
33:56But think about it.
33:57It's normal for her mom to be angry at her.
34:01That's right.
34:02If it were me,
34:04I would be angry for the rest of my life.
34:06That's right.
34:07It's like my parents don't understand.
34:09Sometimes it's best not to see each other.
34:20Let's not do the big show.
34:23Let's do something for Irene's
34:25animal spirits.
34:27Those cards.
34:29There are also football cards and basketball cards.
34:31They're very expensive now.
34:33That's not good.
34:34If there's no bill,
34:37it's up to the Sixth Prince.
34:39That's right.
34:42Sixth Prince.
34:43Do you have any ulterior motives?
34:46You have it.
34:47I have it too.
34:48Is love so easy for you?
34:50Just because you don't have it doesn't mean you don't have it.
34:53No.
34:55It's two different things.
34:57It's dead.
34:58It can't be removed.
35:00You haven't tried it.
35:01How do you know it can't be removed?
35:05What do you want to do?
35:08At least two people have to sit down
35:10and talk it out.
35:11Is it useful?
35:13It's worse if there are two people.
35:15It's not bad now.
35:16Do you know how hurt Irene is?
35:18What about Irene's mom?
35:19She's hurt too.
35:21Like my uncle said,
35:22sometimes it's best not to see each other.
35:32None of you care, right?
35:34I'll figure it out myself.
35:41Get drunk.
35:42She's your daughter.
35:45How did you get pregnant?
35:48Hey!
35:56Hey!
36:02These are the letters she wrote to her mom all these years.
36:06But her mom was so stubborn
36:08that she wouldn't take a single letter.
36:10So all the letters came to me.
36:15Take it.
36:16She gave it to you.
36:17No.
36:19She threw it away.
36:20Okay, I'll leave.
36:22Irene knows her mom can't forgive her.
36:25She misses you.
36:26She wants to see you.
36:28Talk to her, okay?
36:29I don't want to see her.
36:30Stop it.
36:31Enough.
36:32She can't forgive herself.
36:34That's why she doesn't dare to ask her mom.
36:37If you can really help her,
36:40let her mother and daughter sit down and talk.
36:43I'll pay you ten times the price.
36:47Really?
36:48No way.
36:51I want to be your brother.
36:53I'll help you get her back.
37:06Your favorite pork skin.
37:11I'll have a pork skin rice with mushrooms.
37:15More pork skin.
37:16And a pork red rice with mushrooms.
37:19Okay.
37:20Wait a minute.
37:21Enjoy.
37:24Mrs. Shi.
37:25There used to be a candy store here.
37:27When did you close it?
37:28It's been two years.
37:31That's a shame.
37:32We came back from the US.
37:35It's been ten years.
37:37Only when you taste Hong Kong food
37:39can you feel at home.
37:41Of course.
37:43In the US,
37:44there's no pork skin and pork red rice.
37:46I'm from a family of four.
37:47You two should eat more.
37:48No wonder it tastes different.
37:52Mrs. Shi.
37:53What?
37:54I kicked you.
37:55That's a lot.
37:57I don't have much time.
37:58That's why I did more things.
38:00I came back to take care of my parents.
38:04They're getting old.
38:06I know.
38:07As a son,
38:08you want to take care of your parents.
38:15How about you?
38:16We're about the same age.
38:19How many kids do you have?
38:22None.
38:28His mom treats him like she doesn't have a son.
38:30That's not funny.
38:34How about this?
38:35Let's pretend to have an affair.
38:36Then Irene can apologize.
38:38Pretend to have an affair?
38:39Is it that easy to have an affair?
38:42Just follow her.
38:46What's the point?
38:48She won't even look at the letters.
38:50So what?
38:54Mr. Look.
38:56I want to think about it.
38:58Fire away.
38:59What's wrong?
39:04Lin Ma-sha.
39:05How many times have I told you?
39:06Don't bring your earphones with you.
39:08You'll get deaf.
39:14Can you hear me?
39:16You said what you wanted to say.
39:18So I heard.
39:25I'm hungry.
39:26Order takeout.
39:27Do you want to eat?
39:29No.
39:47I've been sleeping a lot lately.
39:51When I close my eyes,
39:53I can see the time I spent with Ah Fai at the beach.
39:59He likes to sleep on the sand.
40:01He asked me to pull him.
40:03I tried so hard to pull him.
40:06I really wanted to pull him back.
40:09But I couldn't do it every time.
40:13I thought about letting Ah Fai go today.
40:17But I can't bear to leave you.
40:22I'm afraid you won't have anyone to take care of you.
40:25I remember you used to say
40:27that we should earn more money
40:29to support you.
40:34At first,
40:35I took your words too seriously.
40:37I thought making money was the best thing.
40:41But I didn't see you
40:42in the past few decades
40:44how you've been working so hard
40:46to earn every penny.
40:54I'm sorry.
41:14To be honest,
41:16sometimes I hate you.
41:19Why are you so cruel?
41:22I don't want to.
41:26But when I think about it,
41:30I can't breathe.
41:34I know you're in pain.
41:44I miss you so much.
41:51I miss you too.
42:21Hello.
42:23Irene.
42:24Have a seat over there.
42:51I have to go now.
43:21I'm sorry.
43:51I'm sorry.
44:21I'm sorry.