Comedy drama that follows the exploits of school staff both inside and out of the classroom. | dHNfSE92MGRJOThJelU
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00:00Same with Romeo and Juliet. They were compelled to love each other, even though everybody
00:07said it was wrong. But you can't choose who you fall in love with.
00:10They didn't need to kill themselves over it.
00:12The only thing they ever wanted was to be together. They passionately believed in what
00:18they had. This was their ultimate dream.
00:20They would have got over it.
00:22They wanted to do things their own way. But the more they were forbidden, the more they
00:27wanted to fight for it.
00:28Have you never felt the urge to rebel?
00:32Miss Page's class was just reading the text.
00:35There's plenty of time for that.
00:37I'm only saying that...
00:38All right, all right. There must be something you've always wanted, something you've dreamed
00:42of with passion that nobody could ever take away from you, something you'd sacrifice everything
00:47for.
00:48I... I would quite like to play for Bristol City.
00:50You are one very sad individual. How about owning Man United?
00:56Yeah, all right, all right. I'd quite like to have sex with Ryan Giggs, please.
01:00That's more like it. I'll try and hold her to the first team, seeing as you are so nicely.
01:09Can I interest anyone in the Australian Women's Beach Volleyball Squad?
01:18I want you to teach me all of my classes.
01:21I want you to be headmaster.
01:26In fact, I want to be you, Simon.
01:31You are the best teacher ever, much better than that frigid teaching machine next door.
01:36Mind you, she has got a nice arse.
01:39Simon! Simon! Simon!
01:51You think you could make some more noise?
01:53Only my class is finding it too easy to concentrate.
02:02Oh, man, I'm fucking sore!
02:11Do you think you could undermine me a little bit more in front of my class?
02:14Only I don't feel enough of a twat yet.
02:16Grow up, Simon.
02:18Oh, and if by any chance you happen to know where Shakespeare's head is, I'd like it back, please.
02:22If it's not too much trouble.
02:25She definitely knows.
02:26Who knows what?
02:27Jenny. She knows it was us.
02:30Well, me, and she's power mad and she hates me and now she's even got me sacked.
02:34What we did was childish. It was hardly a sackable offence.
02:39Look, if you like, I'll go and apologise to her for all of us.
02:42No, because then she really will know it was me and she'll hold it over me for the rest of my life.
02:46You know what she's like.
02:47What is your obsession with Jenny?
02:49I'm not obsessed. She's obsessed with me.
02:52There's pub.
02:54Somebody call for me?
02:55My dad's got a client coming round. He wants to impress, so I said I'd cook dinner for him.
02:59And that's going to impress?
03:01Oh, fuck it. I'll cover one.
03:04I'm just wondering why Teddy Randall left school early.
03:08I think he said he had an urgent orthodontal appointment.
03:12Make sure Liz gets his slip.
03:16Why do you have to lie all the time?
03:22I'm sorry to interrupt, but your leader wishes it to be known
03:26she's moving your directive time to end of every Friday from now on.
03:30Oh, for fuck's sake.
03:32I'm only the messenger.
03:34Liz has got kids. Does that mean you fancy her?
03:37Your serve, quick.
03:38Oh, no way. Not now.
03:39You have to. Come on.
03:40For fuck's sake.
03:41Jenny!
03:43Simon wants you.
03:47We're all going to the pub. Do you fancy one?
03:50That would be lovely, but right now I'd rather nail my own head to the table.
03:53Fair enough.
03:57Two metres, unobstructed view.
04:00Tremendous.
04:02Well played.
04:12You