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A fun but irresponsible teacher’s assistant has to teach summer school. | dG1fbXp2S2M4eUQtbXc
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00:00What's wrong?
00:05It's Mr. Vargas.
00:06He can't teach summer school.
00:07Well, that's terrible.
00:08Who are we going to get to teach summer school?
00:12Teaching jobs is the easiest, am I right?
00:14I need someone smart who is in charge, responsible, full of integrity.
00:19Bree, please, don't leave me.
00:25Come on, I'm not a teacher.
00:26I'm a teacher's assistant.
00:27You're the only one available.
00:29This is bullshit.
00:30This is house school.
00:31It's your job to make sure these kids pass with a certain GPA.
00:35Brian, Grace, Dean, Katie, Joey.
00:36Where's your house girl?
00:37They're hit by a car.
00:38She's dead.
00:39Can you do any magic tricks?
00:40Sure.
00:41You want to see a bird?
00:42Literally the worst teacher.
00:43I think it's nice that you want to be their friend, but you have to earn their respect.
00:52Yeah.
00:53Yep.
00:54He's a great teacher when he's not hitting on Miss Hannah.
00:57Mr. Stan, we're stupid.
01:05I'm not a role model.
01:06I mean, I'm not going to tell these kids not to do drugs.
01:07I do drugs.
01:08What do you want to do?
01:09What about cheerleading?
01:10Do you want to be smart or do you want to touch her boobs?
01:13Stop!
01:14That wasn't true!
01:15What is going on in here?
01:17I was just teaching the kids how to fight.
01:19That's terrible, Stan.
01:20You can't do that.
01:21Why don't you normalize your behavior before you get reported for it?
01:25Get out.
01:26Go.
01:28Why should I have to suffer here just because you have to?
01:32Well, you have a habit of not listening to us and making everything about yourself.
01:37Listen, we need you back.
01:39This may take some bribing.
01:40I get these kids to pass, then you can take all the credit in front of the school board.
01:44Not going to happen.
01:45And I won't tell them you hired me as a last resort.
01:50If I'm responsible, I quit smoking.
01:52Really?
01:53Yeah.
01:54Who wants to vape now?
01:55I'm going to have you replaced immediately.
01:59There ain't nothing that's going to want to make us go to this school.
02:04These are the girls going to the school next year.
02:07I mean, it's not that bad.
02:08You know what I'm saying?
02:09Like, I'm only half black.