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00:00Patrick, dear, welcome to Demolition Derby Stadium.
00:05Or rather, my version of a derby, anyway.
00:09Is that anything like my version of a double-decker Krabby Sandwich?
00:14Maybe.
00:16I'm filling in for Captain Utipas' guest derby manager for the day,
00:21so I made a few changes to today's courses.
00:25I love a good demolition derby
00:28and enjoy a good smash-up as much as the next person.
00:33Who doesn't?
00:34But as a driving instructor,
00:37I can't quite condone such intentionally reckless driving on my watch.
00:43So, we're doing everything on foot.
00:48Think of it more as a rage room, if you will.
00:51But to up the stakes, there's sand dollars you can win as prizes.
00:56Oh boy, sand dollars! I want some!
00:59Oh, goody!
01:01Well then, which course would you like to do?
01:06Smashing!
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02:43Smashing!
02:51Let him have it, Patrick!
02:54Ha!
02:58Smashing!
02:59Smashing!
03:10You're on a roll! Keep it going!
03:13Smashing!
03:15Smashing!
03:17Smashing!
03:19Smashing!
03:23Here, have your sand dollars!
03:25I'm a record-smashing machine!
03:27Alright, go me!
03:50Hello, dear.
03:51Oh, good...
03:53Smashing!
04:09Oh, for me?
04:15Ah, a sweet symphony!
04:23Smashing!
04:26You're on a roll! Keep it going!
04:34Smashing!
04:47Let him have it, Patrick! Ha!
04:52Smashing!
05:00Smashing!
05:08Go!
05:23Let chaos reign!
05:34You're on a roll! Keep it going!
05:37Here, have your sand dollars!
05:39A fine prize for smashing the record!
05:43I'm a record-smashing machine!
05:53Here, have your sand dollars!
06:11Go!
06:12Go!
06:21Go!
06:27Go!
06:39Go!
06:42Go!
07:02I saw a nematode the other day.
07:05Horrible creatures.
07:07Want to hit up the boating school or jellyfish fields race?
07:23Let's eat on the Krabby Patio!
07:28Another one of my sunbathing spots swarmed!
07:31Patrick, clear it out!
07:33Another one of my sunbathing spots swarmed!
07:35Patrick, clear it out!
07:37You got it, Squidward!
07:45Here, have your sand dollars!
07:47A fine prize for smashing the record!
08:04Sorry, kids, stop!
08:08I can't stand under these conditions!
08:12Hey, watch it!
08:19Go!
08:22Maybe one of those delivery trucks will survive.
08:26Ah!
08:31Oh, for me?
08:36Look at this mess!
08:43Go!
08:48Perfect! Take your sand dollars and get lost!
08:51Silly, I'm already lost!
08:55All right, go me!
09:08Hi, Patrick!
09:25Woo-hoo-hoo!
09:55I'm going to get you!
10:26Hi, Patrick!
10:27Are you ready to have the best day ever?
10:30Oh, boy, oh, boy, am I!
10:32Let's get jellyfishing!
10:35Patrick, aren't you forgetting something important?
10:38You need your special net.
10:40I don't need that.
10:42Who needs a net when you've got hands?
10:45Wow, a new technique!
10:48Let's see it in action!
10:50Done!
10:51Wow!
10:53Let's see it in action, Patrick!
10:56Go grab a jellyfish for me and bring it here!
11:11Done!
11:12Wow!
11:23Wow, what a beauty! And what technique!
11:27I'm so good at this!
11:30Huh, I've never seen that type of jellyfish before!
11:36Whoa! It's King Jellyfish!
11:40My babies!
11:42Huh? Who said that?
11:44Bring me now!
11:47Oh, no wonder we've never seen these jellies before!
11:51They're the king's babies!
11:53Aw, we gotta do something to help!
11:56You're gonna get stung a lot, but I can give you enough sand dollars to buy a tube of Kevin's ointment!
12:02What do you say, pal? Ready to rescue some royal babies?
12:06Ooh, yeah! I've always wanted to meet royalty!
12:11You stay here and look for stragglers. I'll bring those royal high fishes home!
12:21Alright, go me!
12:52Heya, Patrick! Ready to help out some more?
13:00Cool!
13:21You're awesome!
13:52You gotta believe in yourself! You can do it!
14:07Ooh! They've put their painting up at the TVU gallery!
14:11Oh, a kelp dog, she said!
14:14Ooh! They've put their painting up at the TVU gallery!
14:19Oh, a kelp dog, she said!
14:23Patrick! Look what's up, Patrick!
14:40You're awesome!
14:44You're awesome!
15:14Ooh!
15:22Woohoo!
15:34Way to go, Patrick! That was some fine cleaning!
15:39Thanks for helping out around here!
15:41Here, have some sand dollars for your hard work! You earned them!
15:45I sure did! I hardly worked!
16:11Ooh!
16:37I'm gonna roll on up the derby stage!
16:42Why, hello, dear! Ready to demonstrate your boating skills again?
16:48Excellent! Buckle up!
17:12Yeah! Jump buckets really got you in the mood, didn't they?
17:23Look both ways!
17:41Spring signal! Turn signal!
17:58Lean into your turns!
18:12Don't let the boat drive you!
18:22Oh, well done, Patrick! You're a boating star!
18:28Here, some sand dollars! A bonus reward for demonstrating exceptional boating skills!
18:37Keep up the exceptional work, my good noodle!
18:41Take that, Todd, from Boating Safety 101!
18:45Woohoo!
19:06Nifty!
19:36Patrick, me boy! Welcome to me most beautiful new addition, the Krabby Patio!
20:01Listen, I'm in a little bit of a jam here, lad, and I need some help.
20:05It's the lunch rush, you see, and a certain fry cook's caddywag is off gallivanting with the jellies!
20:11And more to the point, he's not strong enough for the task anyway.
20:15Will you step up to the plate and help out your old friend Krabs?
20:20Ooh, plate? What are we eating?
20:25You're not eating anything yet, you lubber! You're lifting!
20:29I need you to unofficially fill in for SpongeBob and use your swarthy strength to serve up monster Krabby Patties for me hungry customers!
20:38I'm hungry? Can I play the part of the hungry customer?
20:42No, lad! I need you on the grill!
20:46You're in charge of making the customers' orders and making sure they get to the delivery window!
20:51But they better get to the delivery window on time, or it's coming out of your paycheck!
20:56But I'm not getting a paycheck!
20:58Never mind that! Make enough orders and you'll get a reward in the form of bonus pay!
21:03Got it, Mr. Krabs! I won't let you down!
21:09Order up! Keep it rolling!
21:20Keep tracking your orders, Patrick!
21:28Ooh!
21:37Ooh!
21:44Whoa!
21:46Excellent work!
21:50Ooh!
21:54Keep them coming, lad!
21:58Ooh!
22:01Nifty!
22:04Excellent work!
22:07Ooh! For me?
22:13Huh!
22:17Perfect! Plate it!
22:20Order up! Keep it rolling!
22:22Awesome!
22:25Ooh!
22:28Neato!
22:33Yeah!
22:34That's it!
22:38Patrick me!
22:39Out to the grill!
22:40Keep tracking your orders, Patrick!
22:48We got some dumb down at Jellyfish!
22:51You know, maybe I should do some spring cleaning.
23:13Let's make those customers happy!
23:16Serve up!
23:18Whoa!
23:19Perfect! Plate it!
23:21Ooh! For me?
23:27Smells like...
23:42Neato!
23:44Jeez! Jesse sure goes up high!
23:49Ooh!
23:52Look! Whoa!
23:58Order up! Keep it rolling!
24:04Perfect! Plate it!
24:09Nifty!
24:10Yum!
24:14Smells like...
24:20Excellent work!
24:22Awesome!
24:24You never know what you're going to find at Dunk.
24:27Today's forecast is sunny and a chance of pandas.
24:40Ooh! Now that's a monster patty!
24:44Want to check out the art show at PBU?
24:49I want to do a few more fry cook games next year.
24:55Awesome!
24:59Ahoy!
25:07Let's make those customers happy!
25:09Serve up!
25:10Sure could go for a Krabby Patty right now.
25:13Yeah. Chum Bucket's fully got even more chum now, huh?
25:20Chum Bucket's getting bigger and bigger.
25:24Ooh! For me?
25:29Excellent work!
25:30Got a nice curve going.
25:36Heya!
25:42Whoa!
25:45Ooh! Now that's a monster patty!
25:50Ugh!
25:55Nifty!
26:04Nice day, huh?
26:08Mmm!
26:09Yo, you been down to Jellyfish Fields today? It's pleasant.
26:13I love sand.
26:15Neato!
26:20Ugh!
26:22Ooh! A kelp dog sure sounds good right about now, huh?
26:27Huh!
26:28Ugh!
26:33Ugh!
26:34Neato!
26:38Ugh!
26:41Ugh!
26:44Excellent work!
26:47Awesome!
26:49I'm gonna roll on up the turf today!
26:53Whoa!
26:56Ugh!
27:01What's up with all the trash bags laying around?
27:06Oh! For me?
27:09Ugh!
27:13Smells like...
27:16Ugh!
27:20Ugh!
27:23Nifty!
27:25Nice day, huh?
27:27Yo, you been down to Jellyfish Fields today? It's pleasant.
27:30Hello there.
27:32Ooh!
27:37Ugh!
27:38I saw a nematode the other day.
27:41Horrible creatures.
27:44Wow.
27:46Ugh!
27:58What are you doing, lad?
28:03Hmph!
28:07Huh!
28:08Ugh!
28:14Ugh!
28:17Ugh!
28:19Leave him coming, lad!
28:24Ugh!
28:25Nifty!
28:29Ugh!
28:33Ugh!
28:37Oh, now that's a monster patty!
28:41Ugh!
28:43Whoa!
28:46Ugh!
28:51Sheesh. Dusty sure goes up.
28:53And that shift, blackout,
28:55certainly blew it out of the water there, Mr. Patrick.
28:59Here you go, a bonus!
29:01Courtesy of SpongeBob's Paycheck.
29:04Wow.
29:05Thank you, SpongeBob's Paycheck.
29:12Patrick.
29:17Patrick, come here, I need a hand.
29:30Get moving, Patrick!
29:41You got this in the bag, champ.
29:46Whoa!
29:55Ew, gross!
29:58Keep your head up and look alive out there, Patrick!
30:02Nifty!
30:08Oh, ew!
30:14Ugh!
30:17Ooh!
30:20Uh, no.
30:30Get moving, Patrick!
30:36Ew!
30:39Ugh!
30:46Ugh!
30:53Neato!
30:54You got this in the bag.
31:04Get moving, Patrick!
31:11Ugh!
31:13Awesome!
31:16You got this in the bag, champ.
31:20Ugh!
31:23Ew, gross!
31:28Boo for me!
31:32Uh, no thanks.
31:43Get moving, Patrick!
31:45This is horrible.
31:46Neato!
31:55Ooh!
31:58Keep your...
32:00Ew!
32:04Ugh!
32:07You got this in the bag, champ.
32:12Awesome!
32:16Keep your head up and look alive out there, Patrick!
32:21Boo for me!
32:23Can't eat this.
32:28Can't eat this.
32:30Get moving, Patrick!
32:37Ugh!
32:40Ew, gross!
32:46Ugh!
32:49Ugh!
32:51Uh, no thanks.
32:53Whoa!
32:55Ugh!
32:58Ugh!
32:59Nifty!
33:04Perfect!
33:05You did well.
33:10I wonder...
33:12What's gonna happen today?
33:21If you keep running your cape around here, Patrick,
33:23I'll give you a nifty thing.
33:41Huh?
33:54Ew!
34:05Gah!
34:12Ugh!
34:14Ooh, I wanna do the phony race!
34:16I mean, hmm, a safety stunt!
34:21Boo for me!
34:41Ugh!
35:11Ugh!
35:34Way to go, Patrick!
35:41Ugh!
36:00Gah!
36:12Ha ha ha ha!
36:18Ha ha ha ha!
36:32Ha ha ha ha!
36:35Ha ha ha ha ha!
36:37Uh!
36:38Whew!
36:39ah
36:53oh
37:09Um
37:34Whoa
37:39Uh
37:50Squeeze me
38:09So
38:33Hello why hello dear ready to demonstrate your boating skills again
38:39Excellent buckle up
39:06Lean into your chair
39:09Oh
39:15Look both ways
39:25Florent I mean don't borrow it
39:33Don't let the boat drive you
39:39No, maybe I should do some swinging lean into your chair
40:03I've been grueling for it. I mean don't borrow it
40:09Oh
40:17Well
40:21You're a boating star
40:23Here some sand dollars a bonus reward for demonstrating
40:29exceptional boating skills
40:31Keep up the exceptional work my good noodle
40:39Oh
40:46Nothing's gonna pop me up today
41:01You're a collecting champ
41:09Oh
41:33King jellyfish is waiting
41:39Oh
42:00Jellies
42:09Oh
42:39Oh
42:45Awesome
42:52Jellies
43:09Oh
43:39Oh
44:09Oh
44:39Patrick he looks happy. Here are some sand dollars. I bet you can find even more royal babies. I'm on it
45:09Oh
45:39Oh
46:09Oh
46:22This is like a jar
46:24Oh
46:37It's love