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00:00Oh tartar sauce, I want to keep going. Oh a quarter
00:24Morning
00:27Oh, hey you turn out the lights
00:34Boy oh boy. Oh boy a whole day to do whatever I want. Oh
00:41Hey, it's Gary
00:47Why is he all by his little lonesome all the way over there? Hey Gary, what you doing?
00:57Oh, can I play oh
01:03Yeah, that was fun
01:06Maybe later we could have a sleepover and bake cookies and play board games and read comic books
01:14Don't forget to bring pizza. See you later, Gary
01:30How are you today better than you because you seem sad
01:37Nothing much it's just
01:40Appreciation day here I am having to clean up this mess
01:43I created my latest experiment blew up and sprayed jelly all over
01:50Oh, I love jelly. Could I help to?
01:54Show my appreciation
01:57for you
02:00You would do that for me
02:04But I do have seen up butter and bread
02:09Don't need a sandwich silly, but if you can clean up this mess for me
02:15I'd sure appreciate it that and I'm sure the neighbors would appreciate it, too
02:20What do you say Patrick want to lend a hand and share the appreciative glory?
02:25Yeah, I'm ready to start cleaning
02:29Let's get cracking then
02:39Wait, no Patrick
02:44Thanks for helping out around here here have some sand dollars for your hard work
02:50Sure did I hardly worked
02:54Hey Squidward, what's up? What's up? What's up?
03:00Don't you what's up me pal, you know perfectly well what's up?
03:04This
03:08Whole place is packed
03:09This is my third favorite sunbathing spot and it's filled with other people and their stuff
03:16And don't get me started on the noise
03:18I just want a sunbathe and there's talking over here and music over there
03:24It's loud and annoying and I can't take it anymore
03:29Patrick make your obnoxiousness useful and clear this place out right now
03:34Sorry, Squidward. Not my part. Not my problem. I do listen here
03:40I want this place cleared out and I want to clear it out. Puncto. You hear me?
03:47Fine if I give you some sand dollars, will you clear this place out for me? Oh boy
03:54dollars
03:55Got it. Squidward. I'll have this place cleared out before you can say triple
04:00C-nut butter and jellyfish jelly sandwiches
04:06Are they gone yet? Oh, they are
04:09Excellent. Now I can Sunday in peace. Take your sand dollars and scram
04:17Scrambled eggs where
04:31Stupid
04:32Application stupid fee stupid faculty stupid dream. They just refused to visualize the artist
04:43Great as if this day couldn't get any worse. What do you want Patrick? I'm busy moping
04:54As you can see by my dour expression here once again
04:58My hopes and dreams of becoming Bikini Bottom's resident artiste
05:03I've been dashed these windbags here at Bikini Bottom University won't accept me into their arts program
05:10Don't they know that I'm the epitome of culture in this dump. You know, I'm a man of culture
05:18myself
05:21Wait, that's it
05:22What better way to prove my worth to those numbskulls than to show off my skills against yours here on stage
05:31Once those airheads get a load of your performance next to mine
05:35They'll be forced to finally recognize this formerly unrecognized talent. It's perfect
05:42Go over to one of the designated talent areas Patrick and I'll round up the faculty so they can watch
05:53It's
05:55Time to compete
05:58Look at your shapes visualize the sculpture within and then create. I don't think you're ready to see this
06:07It's beautiful
06:10You can't do better than that
06:12That
06:15What as if you do any better go on Patrick you're up just press the button when you're done
06:31Ha just a fluke there's no way he can beat me in another category try this on for size
06:42I
06:55Even moved myself with that performance. There's no way you can outdance me. Oh
07:03Come on
07:07Let the music move you Patrick or don't see if I care
07:13Oh
07:14I don't understand
07:17rematch next category right now and now a
07:21Bearing of my very soul
07:24I've never loved myself more than in this moment for creating this
07:30gorgeous thing
07:32Let's see you beat that
07:34Huh
07:40They'll see I have more art in one of my left tentacles than you do in your whole body
07:46Think you can prove me wrong
07:48Let's see you go make a masterpiece
07:52Press the button when you're done
07:54I
07:59Don't understand how how did this imbecile get a perfect score?
08:06Wow
08:09Yes, I also can't believe you won look not only did I get into the arts program
08:16They gave me a bunch of sand dollars. Oh
08:20My beautiful scholarship money my spot in the program
08:25How dare they how was any of that art? What did you do that? I didn't it's like you said Squidward. I
08:35Visualized the artist with it. You should try it. Well. I think you ruined my day enough
08:42Get lost, okay
08:45I'll come by and ask you for a recommendation letter
09:02Patrick star just the sea star I wanted to see who want to help your best friend plankton out
09:09But Spongebob's my best friend and Squidward to mr. Krabs
09:19Okay, okay, I get it you want to help me find some treasure or not
09:29If you find any chests and bring them back to me, then maybe we'll make a deal got it
09:35Sounds like a deal to me
09:38But what do I have to do?
09:40Well, this place is a gold mine. You see you wouldn't believe what people just throw out and that's where you come in
09:51There's tons of chests laying around the dump for you to grab but some of them are buried underneath all of this junk
10:00That's where the crane comes in you want to use it get up there and tune in for further instructions
10:08I
10:12Mean we're well on our way
10:15Keep looking Patrick. There's more sand dollars where that came from if you keep bringing me back more treasure chest
10:22Why hello Patrick? Are you here for the boating safety seminar?
10:27Wait, I thought this was an exhibit for finish lines
10:33Well lucky for you you're here just in time for something even better
10:39I'm hosting a race to help voters be more aware of the dangers of high-speed boating
10:46You could use a brush up on your boating skills
10:50It's been quite some time since you obtained your boating license. Would you like to participate in the seminar?
11:03Wonderful ready to hit the road Patrick
11:08Excellent buckle up I lived on Conch Street
11:23Patrick you made it and just in time for your special surprise
11:29Is it a pony is it a pizza
11:38No, Patrick, I wanted to do something nice for you, so I made a scavenger hunt with prizes
11:46I hid these golden gloves all over glove world for you to find
11:51Find them and bring it back to me and you'll win some sand dollars as a prize
11:56Spongebob
11:58You're the best friend a guy could ever ask for no, you're the best best friend
12:05Have fun. Okay
12:07Ready or not here I go
12:11Great job Patrick way to find those golden gloves
12:14Here's your prize money, but I bet you can find even more if you keep looking
12:19Get back out there. I'm on it. Look out gloves. It's finding
12:37I am so ready to take things to the extreme and have the time of my little life
12:44Time of my little life
12:48Hey, what are we doing?
13:00Nice to meet you miss Sandra. What's a plane like you doing on a runway like this?
13:08She's in charge of getting us to the highest
13:10While we test the laws of physics in nature
13:13High-score on this complete free fall. The more rings you glide on your way down
13:19The better your score and the more sand dollars you earn. You got it
13:24And the fun doesn't stop there. There's a bunch of different courses we can try
13:28Oh, I'm antsier to get started than ants in an anthill going after a kid's watermelon popsicle in the summertime
13:36You wanna give it a go?
13:41I'm ready. I can't wait to be a bird
13:58I've been saving for a special occasion
14:10Ready to help out some more
14:21Thanks for helping out around here here have some sand dollars for your hard work
14:27Sure did I hardly work
14:31Down in jellyfish fields today
14:33Another one of my sunbathing spots swarmed Patrick clear it out. You got it Squidward
14:43Perfect take your sand dollars and get lost silly. I'm already lost
14:49Hey, buddy. Can you lend me a hand?
14:53I'm on it Spongebob
14:57Right
14:59Is it nap time already?
15:03Hmm
15:09These are getting fuzzy
15:14Nothing beats the perfect dream
15:18Hey, buddy, can you lend me a hand?
15:21I'm on it Spongebob
15:24Great job Patrick way to find those golden gloves
15:27Here's your prize money, but I bet you can find even more if you keep looking get back out there
15:33I'm on it. Look out gloves. It's
15:37finding time
15:43My sunbathing spots swarmed Patrick clear it out
15:48You got it Squidward
15:52Perfect take your sand dollars and get lost silly. I'm already lost
16:08Patrick dear
16:09Welcome to demolition Derby Stadium
16:13Or rather my version of a Derby anyway
16:17Is that anything like my version of a double-decker Krabby Sandwich, maybe?
16:24I'm filling in for
16:26This guest Derby manager for the day. So I made a few changes to today's courses
16:32I love a good demolition Derby and enjoy a good smash-up as much as the next person
16:40Who doesn't
16:42As a driving instructor, I can't quite condone such intentionally reckless driving on my watch
16:51so
16:52We're doing everything on foot
16:55Think of it more as a rage room if you will
16:59But to up the stakes there's sand dollars you can win as prizes. Oh boy sand dollars
17:06I want some Oh
17:08Goody well, then which course would you like to do?
17:14Smashing
17:16Have your sand dollars a fine prize for smashing the record. I'm a record smashing machine
17:39Ah another one of my son bathing spots warm Patrick clear it out
17:49Perfect take your sand dollars and get lost silly. I'm already lost
17:56Hi Patrick, are you ready to have the best day ever? Oh boy. Oh boy. Am I let's get jelly
18:05Patrick aren't you forgetting something important? You need your special mat. Yeah, I don't need that
18:12Who needs a net when you've got hands Wow a new technique?
18:18Let's see it in action Patrick. Go grab a jellyfish for me and bring it here
18:24Wow, what a beauty
18:28I'm so good at this
18:31Huh, I've never seen that type of jellyfish before
18:36Whoa, it's King jellyfish
18:40my babies
18:44Bring me now. Oh
18:47No wonder we've never seen these jellies before. They're the Kings babies. Oh
18:54We gotta do something to help
18:56You're gonna get stung a lot, but I can give you enough sand dollars to buy a tube of Kevin's ointment
19:02What do you say pal ready to rescue some royal babies?
19:11You stay here and look for stragglers, I'll bring those royal high fishes home
19:26Oh
19:30Hey Patrick ready to help out some more
19:37Way to go Patrick, that was some fun
19:41Thanks for helping out around here here have some sand dollars for your hard work
19:47Sure did I hardly worked
19:50Why
19:53Hello dear ready to demonstrate your boating skills again excellent buckle up
20:14Patrick me boy. Welcome to the most beautiful new addition the crabby patio
20:21Listen, I'm in a little bit of a jam
20:25It's the lunch
20:27I'm a certain fry cooks Kelly where he's off gallivanting with the jellies and more to the point
20:32He's not strong enough for the task. Anyway, will you step up to the plate and help out your old friend crabs?
20:40Who wait?
20:42What are we eating?
20:44You're not eating anything yet you lover you're lifting I need you to
20:50Unofficially fill in for spongebob and use your swarthy strength to serve up monster crabby patties for me hungry customers
20:57I'm hungry
20:59Did I play the part of the hungry customer? No lad. I need you on the grill
21:05You're in charge of making the customers orders and making sure they get to the delivery window
21:11And they better get to the delivery window on time or it's coming out of your paycheck
21:16What are you doing a paycheck? Never mind that make enough orders and you'll get a reward in the form of bonus pay
21:23Got it. Mr. Krabs. I won't let you down
21:27And that's shift blackout
21:30Certainly blew it out of the water there. Mr. Patrick. Here you go a bonus courtesy of spongebob paycheck
21:38Wow
21:40Spongebob paycheck Patrick, come here. I need a hand
21:47Perfect you did well
21:52Great job Patrick. He looks happy. Here are some sand dollars. I bet you can find even more royal babies
21:59I'm on it spongebob Oh
22:03Patrick a word
22:06Push in my head. Is that you down here? You numbskull? Oh
22:11What's up, Plankton?
22:13Second time's the charm, right? Are you ready to defend the honor of the chum bucket in the fry cook games?
22:21No
22:22Excellent. I heard yes. Now the chum bucket is just one step away from victory
22:29You just need enough sand dollars to pay the admission fee to enter the games and we'll be in business
22:35So I'll ask again. Are you ready to defend the honor of the chum bucket in the fry cook games?
22:42Hey pinky, what did I say?
22:44You can't enter without enough sand dollars to pay for admission
22:48Come back when you have it and you're actually ready. Oh, okay. Hey, buddy. Can you lend me a hand?
22:56I'm on it spongebob
22:59Wow, you did great
23:02Are you ready to defend the honor of the chum bucket in the fry cook games?
23:08Excellent. Yes
23:10This has set me up for success. Hey, I helped you sure did pal
23:16Alright Patrick, here we go. Let's go crush the Krusty Krab
23:21Huh
23:24It's a beautiful day here at fast-food Coliseum
23:27I'm a realistic fish head and we're about to reveal this year's contenders for the gold medal
23:35Representing the Krusty Krab and mr. Krabs himself. It's fry cooking wunderkind spongebob squarepants
23:44And representing the chum bucket and plankton, it's Patrick star
23:51What's happening
23:58Leave him out of this Krabs. This is between you and me
24:08You can still be best friends outside of this mess
24:13Here he's public enemy number two
24:17You heard him Patrick get him
24:21Do what?
24:23And without further ado, let's get things underway with the lighting of the ceremonial fireworks by the chum buckets very own
24:31Patrick star
24:39Still don't understand but okay
24:43He nails it we're ready folks let the fry cook games begin
24:51That's what we're doing
24:56Another event another excitement on your marks get set fry
25:05I'm gonna need an instant replay. That was fantastic
25:12All right fans we're on to the next event get ready for some real entertainment
25:17Entertainment now, that's how you put on a show
25:23Another event another excitement on your marks get set fry
25:31And our winner is Patrick star and the chum bucket what an unprecedented underdog story
25:40No
25:43Ha
25:44Victory is mine Krabs
25:47Let's move right along to celebrating Patrick as he makes his way to the stage. Oh
25:54I love
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26:42Oh
26:55For me
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29:14Oh
29:41Awesome
29:44Oh
29:53Sorry
30:09My bad
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