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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, we're headed to Halloweentown.
00:05We just came from here, which is excellent.
00:08I should show you something real quick now.
00:10Let me show you something real quick. Check this out.
00:17Look.
00:30That used to be my song.
00:35Alright, you've seen it. Let's go back.
00:45Press the trigger to spawn to the patch.
00:52Notice that you'll step away.
00:54Okay.
00:56Alright.
00:58There's a creepy camera.
01:00Oh, right here.
01:02It looks like it's Tim Burton's.
01:27Right off the bat, it's incredible because look how big it is.
01:30Look.
01:34That's why they put the Irish over there.
01:38Dude.
01:43Dude.
01:53Easter.
01:55Christmas.
01:56Halloween.
02:01Dude, look at all the places you can go to in here.
02:07Like this spot right here.
02:10Man, the Legos.
02:11Dude, look over there.
02:14Huh?
02:15People are really getting creative in this thing, man.
02:18Let's jump in there.
02:19Alright, there's got to be another one.
02:20Look at this. Bang.
02:21Here.
02:24Bang.
02:25Here.
02:26You want me to walk around it?
02:28No, I can't even get on it.
02:31So what are we talking about?
02:36Oh, I could get over there if I go over here.
02:43Look at that, man.
02:44You know what that is right on its lips?
02:46Look at that, man.
02:47You know what that is right on its lips?
02:49That's supposed to be a mouth.
02:52It's shut.
02:54It's, um, so shut.
03:06We'll go over there.
03:09Let me see.
03:11Can't get up here from here.
03:17Nope.
03:18Alright, let's see what's over here.
03:47It's a ghost.
03:53Some sort.
04:01It's a ghost dog.
04:06Dude, you can get to all these places just by hitting the portal.
04:11Look at this steep ramp, buddy.
04:13This is really steep.
04:14Oh, look at this.
04:15What is this?
04:18What is this?
04:34Sweet.
04:35Size two.
04:45What is this, buddy?
04:50What are you doing there, Lou?
04:53I remember that movie.
04:55Creature from the Black Lagoon.
05:05Dude, that's what you look like when I really look at you.
05:10My gosh.
05:12Forget about his brain.
05:14That's his grill.
05:16Bang.
05:18What is this, the werewolf?
05:23Get in here, he won't see me.
05:24Bang.
05:29Dude, what is this?
05:32That's Tim Burton, first of all.
05:33That's why I came in here.
05:34Look at that.
05:36But, I'm looking at this.
05:37What the hell is this?
05:39Some kind of a creature barfing up something.
05:44What is this?
05:50Look at his suit, man.
05:52Tim Burton suit.
05:57The night before Halloween or something.
06:02What's this?
06:03It's the mayor.
06:06We have to get a new mayor.
06:07We had Eric Adams.
06:11They said he was spending too much money.
06:13He spends money on his own personal stuff.
06:14I don't know.
06:16Mr. Wolf Boy.
06:18Wow.
06:20Imagine that.
06:21Look at those teeth.
06:23Wolverine is going to have trouble.
06:25What is this?
06:30It's a big, angry thing, too.
06:33That's good.
06:43What is this?
07:02I came from over there.
07:04Oh, I know.
07:06Two things.
07:07I wanted to go over there.
07:08Inside there.
07:14How do you get all the way over there?
07:20I'm going to go through this big guy.
07:22Up the ramp.
07:29Look.
07:30It's Santa Claus up there.
07:43What are these guys?
08:14Wow.
08:16What is this?
08:23Beautifully designed.
08:26City Hall.
08:33You can't get in there, can you?
08:34Let's see.
08:40No.
08:44All right.
08:51Ready?
08:52I'm going to jump.
08:59Good.
09:00All right.
09:12I'm going to go into that one now.
09:31What is this thing?
09:35What do you think it is?
09:36Can I go in there?
09:38Look.
09:47No.
09:48I'm trying to play with it.
09:54I'm trying to play with it.
09:56I'm trying to play with it.
09:57I'm trying to play with it.
09:58I'm trying to play with it.
09:59I'm trying to play with it.
10:05I'm going here.
10:09I'm not looking to make friends with kids.
10:16All right.
10:17Here we go.
10:21It's coming down on me a little bit now.
10:24I'm thinking this, man.
10:30Here we go.
10:36It creaks, and I'm following it.
10:37Watch.
10:38See if you follow me over here, man.
10:42Ever since that Puff Diddy thing came out,
10:44I don't like to even talk to guys, man, too much.
10:46I was never into guys anyway.
10:48Period.
10:49You know what I'm saying?
10:50I like women, but I don't even like to really start communicating because...
10:54Dude, what is this, man?
10:56This guy followed me.
11:00Come on, brother.
11:01You followed me over here, man.
11:03You don't have nothing else to do?
11:22I'm going to the portal.
11:24I'm going to the portal.
11:25Look at this, man.
11:26Time warp.
11:33Incredible.
11:40Dude.
11:42This is incredible, man.
11:45I never knew they had this much over here.
11:48And this is a meta-horizon.
11:49Everything is going to be good in here.
12:02Maybe I was a little too rough on that guy, man.
12:04But I'm moving like that, man.
12:05Look at this.
12:06I want to go here.
12:08I want to go to a place where it's snowing.
12:10I'm going to be going here.
12:12I don't know what I'm going to call this video.
12:13I don't know.
12:14I'm going to be going here.
12:16I don't know what I'm going to call this video.
12:22Yep.
12:25I'm right here.
12:26But the other one...
12:27I want to go where it's snowing.
12:30Look at this, man.
12:31This is a whole gigantic world of stuff.
12:38I'll never get bored here.
12:41And the castle.
12:45Dude, I should have hung out with that guy earlier.
12:48I feel a little bad now.
12:49Because he didn't say anything.
12:50And I was on the defensive.
12:52But I've been in here too long, man.
12:54Every time I'm in here, there's some weirdos.
12:56I did a video.
12:58I'll show you the weirdos that's in here, man.
13:03The black cat walk.
13:10Dude.
13:15Can I walk on the block?
13:16Look at that.
13:17I can walk on the block.
13:22I talk too much, man.
13:29I feel bad when I say something to guys I believe.
13:32But I'm not into...
13:34Sorry, guys.
13:35You probably won't want to hear it.
13:36But I'm not into any kind of gay activities at all.
13:38Period.
13:39Period.
13:41Look at this.
13:43Look at this.
13:48Incredible.
13:49The creator of this place.
13:52Don't tell me I can touch it too, man.
13:53That'd be too much.
13:58The mayor.
13:59We saw him a little while ago.
14:01Look at this.
14:02That's one of those...
14:04I know what that is.
14:05Don't feed him after 12.
14:08This is...
14:10They all look friendly.
14:14Look at this one, buddy.
14:15Look at this taco.
14:21Beautiful.
14:24Beautiful.
14:26Look at these things.
14:28And these inventions, man.
14:30You know it's something like a blowtorch.
14:34This might really be something.
14:35Dude, let me see something.
14:37These might really be something, man.
14:39Let me see.
14:49Imagine you have something like that in your house.
14:50It could hover.
14:55Check it out.
14:57I don't know what to say.
14:58Because I can't eat the thing if it's moving.
15:00What is this?
15:02These are beautiful, man.
15:03Look at the eye.
15:04The eye.
15:09When I really started knowing that it might be real,
15:11is when I saw this part.
15:13And when I saw this.
15:15When I saw this over here,
15:16and I said, yo, this is actually the part.
15:18That part would be the flame or something.
15:21It looks like it can really happen like that.
15:26And over here.
15:31Come here.
15:32Wow.
15:35Some scary thing here.
15:37A light bulb.
15:42What is this?
15:56Look, new TV.
15:58Remind me of the Matrix.
16:00Look, man.
16:01Dude.
16:02Dude, what is this?
16:04Dude.
16:05You're not going to tell me.
16:14I'm going to turn the station.
16:22Look at this little remote control, man.
16:23Isn't it so cute?
16:28It don't work though.
16:30All right, what is this?
16:32From Cars.
16:35That robot movie.
16:49Yeah.
16:50The guy left now.
16:53You know what?
16:54Sometimes when you defend yourself
16:56against something that you should defend yourself against,
17:00you still feel bad.
17:02Dude, where am I?
17:03How did I get over here anyway?
17:09Bang.
17:11Bang.
17:13People are lonely.
17:14They want a friend.
17:15But you can't get me like that, buddy.
17:18Never swung that way.
17:19Never wanted to swing that way.
17:22100% glad I'm a man.
17:25I wouldn't choose anything else.
17:26Look, man.
17:27Another place with a bunch of hubs.
17:53I changed my whole format, man.
17:55Normally.
17:56Look at this, man.
17:57Look at this.
17:59What does it say?
18:01Decay Squad?
18:06You can as a member of the Decay Squad.
18:08What happens when you join forces?
18:11All the candy.
18:16Look.
18:20Dude, the water park.
18:21You might be able to slide down the water thing.
18:27Dude.
18:28A born carnival.
18:31A carnival in a circus.
18:35Dude, I'm going to have to check that one out, too.
18:40Somebody's doing it up in here, boy.
18:46Looks spicy.
18:47I'm going to check that one out, too.
18:50Somebody's doing it up in here, boy.
18:57For some reason, spicy.
18:58And this one.
18:59Look.
19:00This one.
19:23The village.
19:26The culture.
19:29Dude.
19:31All right.
19:32Next time.
19:44All right, guys.
19:45That's it.
19:46I'm finished.
19:52I hope you enjoyed it.
19:54Have a great day.
19:55And have a great day, man.