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00:00Look guys, check it out. We're going to pick the patch. Not pick the pumpkin farm. Not
00:08the pumpkin farm thing over there. Or, do the homeless. You know I'm going over there.
00:17Look at this. I want you to check it out.
00:37Look man. Dude. Dude, if I get on the boat, is she going to roll me over there?
00:45Can they do it like that?
00:51Dude, can she roll me over there? That would be incredible.
00:54Dude!
00:57She's going to roll me. Holy Toledo.
01:02Check it out.
01:04Payment accepted. All souls aboard.
01:34Look. That was so fast. Dude, what happened to the boat?
01:54Okay. Damn, look. He didn't get me there that fast.
02:04Alright man. Looks like I'm on my own in this big pumpkin world.
02:10Check it out guys. This is where virtual reality becomes off the hook.
02:16Because look, you see all that stuff over there? Right there?
02:19We're going to walk right into it.
02:24Uh oh. Ready?
02:27What does it say? Take a selfie.
02:31It's alright. I'm definitely saving this world though.
02:36Look at this man. What is this? Inside the pumpkin's mouth?
02:40Look. Dang. Look at this. His teeth. Better than mine's unfortunately.
02:47I need to go to the dentist. Soon.
02:50Alright. Look at this.
03:02Dude. This is a goldmine. A goldmine.
03:15What's that sound?
03:21Oh. People who made different designs.
03:40Raw dog. I heard a raw dog. I heard a raw dog not so much man.
03:47Look at this. Stand here.
03:52Whoa.
03:59Look. It's my arch enemy.
04:04Slewfoot.
04:07This is the one. I'm a light worker. This is the one I have to fight every damn day.
04:14Give me this candle. Every day I got to fight this guy man.
04:18Every damn day in different shapes and forms man.
04:22Every day.
04:24Think you can beat my savior. My lord Jesus Christ. You can't.
04:29It can never happen. Devil boy.
04:32You hear me devil boy?
04:35Try to keep fear in my heart. Keep me scared all the time.
04:38Worried all the time.
04:40Give me this damn candle.
04:42Give me this damn candle.
04:44Alright. I'm out of here.
04:47You said something?
04:50What's this?
04:57Why is a pumpkin connected to Halloween?
05:01Look at that.
05:03That's a nasty little thing.
05:05I'm not internetting that.
05:08What's this?
05:10Freaks.
05:12Puff Diddy stuff.
05:14Look at this shit man.
05:16Look at this crazy stuff.
05:20Tongues out. I don't like the tongue stuff.
05:22Oh my god.
05:24It's one of those smile people.
05:28Got the tooth on the lip.
05:30What the hell is this?
05:32What is this man?
05:34What?
05:37Look at that.
05:39Come on man. What is this?
05:45No.
06:00Rib cage.
06:02And a
06:04pelvis buddy.
06:22Man they're doing Ghostbusters.
06:28Look. Balls up.
06:31Dude.
06:33Dude.
06:35Dude.
06:37We're going to have a great time.
06:39I can go to any one of these things here.
06:41World of Thanks.
06:43Iris.
06:45Good luck.
06:47Easter.
06:49Christmas Town.
06:51I like Christmas Town.
06:53I've been to the creepy cabin.
07:01These are all the videos you guys are going to see.
07:06Thriller.
07:14Look at the zombie shit.
07:31Fuck.
07:38Look at this thing.
07:43Ugh.
07:47I have no brain.
07:51What the heck is in there?
07:53It's a hot tub. Let's check it out.
07:57They're not going to eat me right?
07:59It's not like pumpkin food or something.
08:10Bang.
08:17That wasn't too much fun.
08:22There's stuff all over the place here man.
08:25Anybody in here?
08:30Do this.
08:44Alright. Let's check this out.
08:59Let's go.
09:18Definitely save everything in here.
09:21Look. The Thriller War Power.
09:24What is this?
09:26Look at this man. What's this?
09:40Alright. Let's see.
09:46They all look good.
09:53Let's see.
10:07Let's see what this is.
10:09Can you bounce on this thing?
10:12Dude.
10:14Dude.
10:16Dude.
10:24Uh huh.
10:26What you guys doing?
10:28I'm doing this thing right here.
10:30Bang. Bang.
10:32You can see everything in here now.
10:34Dude. If I'm not careful I can jump the hell right out of here.
10:36Look.
10:39Let me do that again.
10:42Let's see if I can jump over that thing.
10:44Alright. Here we go.
10:46Alright. Here we go.
10:48Ready?
10:54Bang.
10:56Ready?
10:58I can do it as many times as I want.
11:00I don't have to pay for it and it's my game.
11:02Ready? Do it. Bang.
11:24Oh.
11:26Oh.
11:28Oh.
11:303D Oliver.
11:32I can't take it anymore.
11:34Bang.
11:36Oh boy.
11:38Alright. Check it out.
11:40You're going to get two for the price of one.
11:42I'm going to pick one of these.
11:44Look at this man.
11:48Wow. This one is really nice right here.
11:50Except the Hulk.
11:52We're going to pick another scary one.
11:57Dude. Oh my god.
11:59That's a scary thing. That's a scary thing.
12:01Haunted Halloween Manor.
12:0318 years old.
12:05Adults only.
12:09We'll go in there real quick.
12:11Let's see what's in there.
12:13What makes it 18 years old?
12:15Look man.
12:17The Thriller Movie Museum.
12:19I think we're going to go in here man.
12:22I was going to do that one over there.
12:24I'm going to tell you why I'm not going to do that one over there.
12:26Because it says 18 plus.
12:30Dude. Let's look at this.
12:34Look. This is me guys.
12:36This is me.
12:38I look like I belong here.
12:40This one I will snap a picture of.
12:52Dude.
12:54Look at all this stuff.
13:00What's this?
13:02No.
13:04Check it out.
13:06Here we go.
13:08I don't know why that came out there man.
13:16Huh?
13:18This is me.
13:21Check it out.
13:23Flexing.
13:25Flexing.
13:27So if you ever come to this world
13:29and you see this guy.
13:31This is me.
13:33I will take a picture of it anyway though.
13:35Like this.
13:37Like this.
13:39Like this.
13:50Alright.
14:00Let's try it one more time.
14:15Alright.
14:17I don't know what the heck I got.
14:19Oh.
14:25Alright. Here we go.
14:27I'm not looking at me for a little while.
14:29Alright.
14:31What is this?
14:39What is this man?
14:41This wasn't over here before.
14:43Was it?
14:45What is it?
14:49Alright.
14:55What the hell?
14:57Look.
14:59Dude look.
15:05This is the one that I should have won.
15:07Look man.
15:09This is the devil.
15:11Let me grab his ass.
15:13Come here.
15:15Grab your butt buddy.
15:17You devil you.
15:19Look.
15:23Dude.
15:25I'm down.
15:27Look at the little fella.
15:29Hey.
15:31Jump on my arm.
15:33I'll carry you.
15:35Wait.
15:37I'm going to bounce on this big thing.
15:39This big pumpkin thing.
15:41You should get in the hot tub but I'm not.
15:43Dude this is incredible they can do this.
15:45Wait.
15:47How did you get even on it?
15:49I don't know my friend.
15:51Watch this jump here.
15:53Bang. Can I jump?
15:55No.
15:57Look at this. Incredible.
15:59You got to be in this thing.
16:01I feel like I'm in a transformer thing.
16:03I'm on your head.
16:05What?
16:07Yeah.
16:09Look at that.
16:11I jumped up here somehow.
16:13Oh man.
16:15I wish I knew what I look like man.
16:17I'm on a mirror.
16:19Oh you look like.
16:21One second I'm going to jump down.
16:23You look cool.
16:25You look cool.
16:27Yeah.
16:29Wow.
16:31This is incredible man.
16:33Let me turn back around again.
16:35Where you at fella?
16:37I'll protect you. I'll be your bodyguard.
16:39Anybody mess with you, you come to me.
16:41Tell him to see me buddy.
16:43Let me see if you jump.
16:45Can I catch you in my hand?
16:47Ha.
16:49Look at this.
16:51I'm going to catch you man.
16:53Ready?
16:55Here we go.
16:57I'm coming for you.
16:59I'm on your head.
17:01I'm on my head again.
17:03Let me scratch my head.
17:05It's itching a little bit.
17:07How did you?
17:09I wish I knew man.
17:11I hit something by accident that came in here.
17:13One of those things over there.
17:15Yeah.
17:17Look at my hand.
17:19It has the zombie thing in the hand.
17:21When you pick up this thing right here.
17:23Then you become the zombie guy.
17:25And I got it from over here somewhere.
17:27Down here.
17:29Right here.
17:31I got you. I got to put it down.
17:33If I put it down you can use it probably.
17:35I got it right from here.
17:37Put it down. Bang.
17:39There you go.
17:41You can grab it now.
17:43Right here. Grab that one.
17:45Dude.
17:47That's what I was looking like.
17:49Yeah.
17:53Come over here.
17:59I can bury you.
18:01This thing is so cool.
18:03I've never seen anything like this.
18:05I've never seen anything like this man.
18:07Every once in a while they have some new invention.
18:11What happened to you?
18:13Did you let it go?
18:15I'm going to pick it up again.
18:19You left huh?
18:21Alright guys. Check it out.
18:23I'm going to be the monster again if you don't pick it up.
18:25Ready?
18:27Muhahaha.
18:29Ha.
18:31Ha.
18:33Ha.
18:37I remember seeing another pumpkin that was big like me.
18:39Where is it at?
18:41Who's big like me here?
18:43Who's big like me?
18:45What does this mean?
19:03What?
19:11Alright guys. That's it.
19:13Stay tuned for more videos.
19:17And have a great.
19:19Wonderful.
19:21Day.
19:27It was really fun man.
19:29I mean really fun.
19:31Don't catch the bolt back there.
19:45Dude.
19:47What the hell?
19:51Oh no.
19:53Oh no.
19:55No.
19:57No.
19:59No.
20:01I got to go back to the other thing.
20:03Oh my god.
20:05I go back to the giant.
20:09Want to play?
20:11Want to play huh?
20:13Let's play now son.
20:15Bang.
20:17Want to play?
20:19What you got?
20:21What you got?
20:23Okay they know.
20:25I'll grab the jammy.
20:27Dude.
20:29Different things keep happening here.
20:35Because look.
20:37This thing wasn't over here before.
20:39What is this?
20:49Put.
20:51On the body.
20:53Okay here we go.
20:55Again.
20:57It's going to come for me.
20:59Run.
21:01Run.
21:05Now brother.
21:11How about now son?
21:13Come here little fellow.
21:15Where are you?
21:17Box boy.
21:19Jump up here.
21:21Come here.
21:23Come here.
21:27Hey little girl.
21:29How you doing down there?
21:31Lady.
21:41What are you doing over there?
21:47I'm coming for you lady.
21:53Okay.
21:59Alright that's it.
22:07That's amazing.
22:13What's in here?
22:15Whoa.
22:17Look.
22:19I want my passion.
22:21I'm indestructible.
22:25I'm going to let it go.
22:35Alright I'm going to let it go.
22:37Bang.
22:39I'm going to catch the boat.
22:41And get out of here.
22:43I'm going to catch the boat.
22:45And get out of here.
22:51What the hell is this boat for me?
22:53What the hell is this boat for me?
23:13Dude a lot of mines in the sea.
23:19I shouldn't smoke.
23:23I shouldn't smoke.
23:31The boat.
23:39Let me bounce one more time.
23:43Bounce real quick.
23:47Ready?
23:491, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
23:51Bang.
23:55Where's the boat?
23:57Where's the boat at?
23:59Right there.
24:01Bang.
24:07What's up buddy?
24:09You don't have any clothes on.
24:11Bang.
24:13Ready?
24:15Beautiful place.
24:17Farewell.
24:21Bang.
24:31Alright guys.
24:41I'm going to end it right here.
24:47Have a great day.
24:51Bye.