Khichdi 2 Full Movie Uncut Part 2
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00:00I'm going to meet my dad!
00:02You're going to meet your dad?
00:06Listen, be there for the shoot tomorrow.
00:09Or else, I'll kill you!
00:12Understood?
00:16Come on Himanshu, take the box inside quickly.
00:19First let's get the minister out of here.
00:22With the minister?
00:26Let's hide him in the bathroom.
00:27Let's hide it in the smoke, Papa.
00:30Himanshu, during the shoot tomorrow...
00:32The medicines are ready.
00:33I'll mix it in the rapri and feed it to the emperor tomorrow.
00:35I'll make sure he's so unconscious that he doesn't even look unconscious.
00:52Yes, Kushal.
00:53Jai Shree.
00:54Yes, is everything ready?
00:55Yes, yes.
00:55As soon as the emperor is unconscious, we will take him away in our ambulances.
00:58Three ambulances are ready.
00:59And yes, listen.
01:00Give him some rabri and stuff.
01:02Yes, yes.
01:03Dodaya.
01:05Dodaya.
01:07What is Dodaya?
01:08It's a date.
01:10Cut up.
01:11I mean, action.
01:12Yes, so tell me.
01:14Why didn't you make a toilet for the people of Panthukistan?
01:18Lie.
01:19Absolutely a lie.
01:20I had promised...
01:22that there would be a toilet for every citizen of Panthukistan.
01:26So look.
01:28A toilet for every citizen.
01:30Only one.
01:32Without water.
01:33Look.
01:34Come on.
01:37Back.
01:38Back.
01:40Yes, so my second question.
01:43Emperor.
01:44Why did these people die waiting for the bus at the bus stop?
01:50Why die?
01:51Why didn't you send the bus?
01:53Lie.
01:54Absolutely a lie.
01:57After making this bus stop, I asked them.
02:00Do you want anything else other than this bus stop?
02:04So they told me.
02:06Bus.
02:07Bus.
02:10Emperor.
02:11What they mean is a walking bus.
02:14Walking.
02:15Walking.
02:16Walking bus.
02:18Tulsidas.
02:19Should I blow your head off?
02:20No.
02:21No.
02:22No.
02:23What is it?
02:24They just didn't say a walking bus.
02:25And they didn't do this with their hands.
02:28Ask them.
02:29This second donkey.
02:30Okay.
02:31So my third question.
02:33Okay.
02:34Rabri.
02:35Yes.
02:36Okay.
02:37Emperor.
02:39Before asking my third question.
02:42Hold this.
02:43Hold this.
02:44You eat the rabri made by Himanshu.
02:48Rabri.
02:49Himanshu.
02:50Himanshu.
02:51Where are...
02:52I'm coming.
02:53Come.
02:54Come.
02:58Go.
02:59My dialogue is still there.
03:02Emperor.
03:03Eat the rabri.
03:04You will become unconscious.
03:07Conscious.
03:08Yes.
03:09You will become unconscious.
03:10Yes.
03:11Hello Kushal.
03:12Get the ambulance.
03:15Go.
03:16Catch him.
03:17Or I'll break your neck.
03:20Stop.
03:21No.
03:23Who took the emperor?
03:25Kushal is standing there.
03:28Jai Shree.
03:29Jai Shree.
03:30The emperor went with someone else.
03:31That too without eating the rabri.
03:33I'm done for.
03:35I'm done for.
03:36Himanshu.
03:37Take Hansa and go to the outhouse.
03:39Give me the rabri.
03:40Babuji, come with me and see my plan.
03:48Long live the emperor.
03:50Long live the emperor.
03:52Long live the emperor.
03:54Long live the emperor.
03:56Long live the emperor.
03:58Brother Praful, are you ready?
04:00Listen.
04:01The emperor is safe.
04:03The emperor was badly injured.
04:06So he went to relieve himself.
04:10Brother Praful, don't hesitate.
04:13Let's go.
04:14Emperor.
04:15Emperor.
04:16I've been trying for a long time.
04:17Since 1988.
04:18Now listen to my plea.
04:20Announce it.
04:21Announce it.
04:23Jai Shree.
04:24Say it loudly.
04:27After ten minutes.
04:29After ten minutes.
04:31I'll kiss everyone one by one.
04:35I'll kiss everyone one by one.
04:40Everyone?
04:41I didn't even shave.
04:43The emperor says...
04:45...he'll kiss everyone one by one.
04:49Long live the emperor.
04:51Long live the emperor.
04:53Long live the emperor.
04:55Long live the emperor.
04:57Long live the emperor.
04:58Jai Shree.
04:59Is he alive?
05:00Does anyone leave their father-in-law alone?
05:03How many times have I told you?
05:05Jai Shree.
05:06The emperor...
05:08The emperor has gone to get oil.
05:09First we have to get rid of the minister.
05:11And then we'll go back to India with the scientist.
05:14But Jai Shree.
05:15Now I'll kiss him.
05:16Long live the emperor.
05:17Long live the emperor.
05:19Father.
05:20We'll hand over the minister to Kushal.
05:23Jai Shree.
05:24The tub is empty.
05:25There's water in it, father.
05:28He won't die on his own.
05:30He doesn't know anything.
05:33Hansa.
05:34The minister is not in the tub.
05:36Oh no.
05:37The minister drowned.
05:38Hansa has run away.
05:40Jai Shree.
05:41He must have gone to the bathroom.
05:43This is the bathroom, Hansa.
05:45Come on.
05:46Pick up the phone, Jai Shree.
05:48Hello.
05:49Father.
05:50This is Kushal's fourth call.
05:52Father.
05:53Brother Praful.
05:54Come with me.
05:56It's me.
05:57It's not me.
05:58What do we do now?
06:00Let's go shopping.
06:03No one will know.
06:05First we'll take revenge.
06:08Father's phone is ringing.
06:10Hello, Jai Shree.
06:11Kushal here.
06:12Yes, Kushal.
06:13What is it?
06:14There's an international conspiracy behind the emperor's kidnapping.
06:17Take Praful and...
06:18Send the emperor...
06:19I've already made Praful the emperor.
06:21And fooled the public.
06:23Very good.
06:24Find out where they've hidden the scientist.
06:27We have to take the scientist to India today.
06:30And Zafran and Zarda...
06:32I took them to meet Praful, the fake emperor.
06:34There they are.
06:36Hang up.
06:38Long live the emperor.
06:39Did you call us, emperor?
06:41Yes, I did.
06:42Who are you?
06:44Tell me.
06:46You wanted to know about the scientist Shrikant Makhanwala, right?
06:51Yes.
06:53How is he?
06:55Ask him where he is, emperor.
06:58Where is he?
06:59Only the emperor knows.
07:01Oh, Lord.
07:02Only the emperor knows where the scientist is.
07:06Where is the scientist, emperor?
07:08He's right behind you.
07:09The emperor doesn't know, right?
07:11Where the emperor has hidden the scientist.
07:15Right, emperor?
07:16Yes, Himanshu.
07:18If only the emperor knows where the scientist is...
07:22How will we make the emperor find out?
07:25Right, emperor?
07:29Long live the emperor.
07:30The court is waiting for you, emperor.
07:32Very good.
07:33We should do it.
07:35Go.
07:39What did he say?
07:40Emperor, go.
07:42Super, emperor.
07:44We'll go alone.
07:46Then Anjana Devi, come with us.
07:50Yes, let's go.
07:51Let's go, emperor.
07:52Let's go to the court.
07:54Hey, police.
07:55Until you find out where the emperor is, no one will know.
07:58Let's go, emperor.
08:00I don't know how to ride a cycle.
08:02Emperor, why do you look different from the emperor?
08:07I'll go and find out.
08:08Yes, let's go.
08:11Long live the emperor.
08:12Long live the emperor.
08:13Long live the emperor.
08:14Long live the emperor.
08:15Long live the emperor.
08:16Long live the emperor.
08:17Long live the emperor.
08:18Emperor, let's eat with the court.
08:33Let me go.
08:34Give me the coconut one.
08:37Give me the cream one.
08:38Let me go.
08:39Okay.
08:40Let me go.
08:41This man has made my life miserable.
08:43Emperor, order me.
08:45If you want, I'll cut his throat.
08:47Oh, no.
08:48Then how will he eat without his mouth?
08:51Like this, in his throat.
08:53Like this.
08:54Food?
08:55You need food to eat, sister.
08:58I see.
09:00To buy flour, we have to stand in a queue for 10 days.
09:04Oh, you have to stand?
09:06Then why don't you sit in a queue for 10 days?
09:12You can't buy flour by standing on a sofa.
09:15Are you talking about sitting?
09:17Yes.
09:18Some people die before buying flour.
09:21I see.
09:22It's best.
09:23If you died after buying flour, the flour would have been ruined.
09:28Oh, yes.
09:29It would have fallen on the ground.
09:31Yes.
09:32Sister Hansa.
09:33Yes.
09:34For four days.
09:35I haven't lit a stove in my house for four days.
09:38What's so special about it?
09:41I haven't lit a stove in my house for 40 years.
09:46Come on, tell me something heavy.
09:49So, brother, what do you want for today?
09:51Nothing.
09:52Then give me 2000 for that.
09:55Excuse me.
09:57Excuse me.
09:58What do you want?
09:59Biryani, Kebab, Tikka.
10:01Have you seen this Indian scientist?
10:05No.
10:10Brother.
10:11Brother.
10:12What is it?
10:13Have you seen him?
10:15You haven't seen him either.
10:16Because you have the photo upside down.
10:18Straighten it.
10:19Oh.
10:20Hey, Kushal.
10:21Did you find out anything?
10:22Kushal.
10:23Kushal.
10:24Where has Shahenshah hidden that scientist?
10:27How will the villagers know?
10:29Hey, come with me.
10:30Come on.
10:35But father, the one we have come to find.
10:36You will find the scientist, Kushal.
10:38But first find out what our John, Johnny, Janardhan is doing in the court.
10:44Come on, let's go.
10:45Father.
10:46Kushal.
10:47Yes.
10:48One minute.
10:49Where has Shahenshah hidden the scientist?
10:52Wow.
11:07Very good.
11:21Hey.
11:39No.
11:44Shahenshah, what is?
11:51The poor men who don't want to see the faces of women.
11:54They cover their eyes.
11:56Yes.
11:57Then change the custom from today itself.
11:58Yes.
11:59Take care of the beard.
12:00Listen.
12:01Listen.
12:02Listen.
12:03Sisters.
12:04Remove these bags from your faces.
12:05Remove them.
12:06Remove them.
12:07Remove them.
12:08Come on.
12:09Come on.
12:10Remove them.
12:19What are you doing?
12:20Shahenshah.
12:21Long live.
12:22Long live.
12:23Long live.
12:24My birth has been successful.
12:27Mine too.
12:43If you are hurt, go.
12:46Hey, sit down.
12:50Now he will come from inside with a loud noise.
12:55Yes.
12:56You sit.
12:57Yes.
12:58Now tell me.
12:59What other problems are there here?
13:01Hansa.
13:02Hey, Shahenshah.
13:03First stop this nonsense song.
13:05Oh, yes.
13:06This Shahenshah beats the farmer.
13:08Shahenshah beats the farmer.
13:11Shahenshah.
13:14Play some other song.
13:16No.
13:17Apart from this, no other song can be played here.
13:20Why?
13:21Why?
13:22Who said?
13:23Shahenshah, it is your order.
13:25Dancing, singing, playing music.
13:27There is a band here.
13:29Is there a band?
13:30Then why can't you play music?
13:32Oh, yes.
13:33There are many bands in our country.
13:36And all of them play music.
13:38Oh, that Falguni's band.
13:40Parthiv's band.
13:42Which other band is there?
13:44Rubber band.
13:45Yes.
13:46Wrist band.
13:47Yes.
13:48Knee band.
13:49Horse band.
13:50There is also a hair band.
13:51Shahenshah.
13:54What is?
13:55Hansa Devi.
13:56It is Shahenshah.
13:58Listen, brothers and sisters.
14:00Stop this song from today.
14:02Next week, on Himanshu's birthday, we will have a big celebration.
14:07In which there will be colorful clothes, dancing, music.
14:11Everything will be there.
14:12Everything.
14:14Shahenshah.
14:16Shahenshah.
14:22Hey, Tabaku.
14:23Yes.
14:24Give sweets to everyone.
14:25It is a good news.
14:28You can go.
14:29No, Chotu.
14:36Chotu.
14:39Tabaku.
14:40Yes, I am coming.
14:44Open the tap, Tabaku.
14:46Yes.
14:58A small child does not know how to do it.
15:00Do it like this.
15:05Everyone do it.
15:08Do it loudly.
15:09It will come soon.
15:13Yes.
15:29Parvida.
15:30Look, everyone is so happy here.
15:32Parvida.
15:34Parvida.
15:36She is a girl.
15:37Next week is my birthday.
15:40Please.
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21:37Stay here for some time.
21:53We will help you find Ragiani.
21:55Oh, yes. But Harakpadura, what if your husband, the real emperor, comes here?
22:00What if he comes?
22:01But he...
22:02But he...
22:03But he...
22:05Battery down.
22:06Hey, Shakilal, you tell her.
22:08We kidnapped him.
22:10Yes.
22:11Oh, wow.
22:13Is there anyone? Help!
22:15Queen Gulkandha, I am telling you for the last time, release me from here.
22:21Otherwise...
22:22Will you all help me find Ragiani?
22:25Yes.
22:26Until then, the progress will continue.
22:28And the first step will be free press.
22:30Yes.
22:32Free press.
22:34So, look.
22:36Free press.
22:37Everyone's clothes will be pressed for free.
22:39Except underwear.
22:40It will cost money.
22:42Free press.
22:45Look, look.
22:46Every house has a cylinder scheme.
22:49Free press.
22:52Hey, a little intelligent.
22:53Stop.
22:56What happened?
22:57Did you find his address there?
22:58Where?
22:59Shahenshah's murder management and robbery research institute is closed.
23:02Oh, God.
23:03So, in which school will we find him?
23:07What is written here?
23:09Shahenshah School of Terrorism and Terrorist Activities.
23:13Special course in suicide bombing.
23:15What?
23:17Oh, wow.
23:18Isn't it the world's best?
23:19These people also give degrees in terrorism.
23:21Hey.
23:22And Rani Sahiba's order is...
23:23Hey, Principal Magai Kumar.
23:24One minute.
23:25Rani Sahiba's order is...
23:26...to close all such schools from today.
23:28And these jackets, bury them.
23:30Hey, one minute.
23:31Why bury such world's best jackets?
23:33Duffer.
23:34Duffer?
23:35Yes.
23:36Jessie, these are suicide jackets.
23:37If you wear them and press the button, then boom.
23:41Give me one.
23:43Hey, this is blue.
23:44This is good.
23:45I'll go.
23:46Take this.
23:47Peel it and keep it.
23:48Go.
23:50Isn't it the world's best?
23:51Jai Shree.
23:54Jai Shree.
23:55My fever is increasing.
23:57Let me measure it.
23:58Hey, how will you measure the fever?
24:00Jai Shree.
24:01I am feeling very cold.
24:02The cold is increasing.
24:05Babuji.
24:06Wear this jacket.
24:07You will get relief.
24:09Come on.
24:10Come on.
24:12Now you will enjoy.
24:13There is a bomb in it.
24:18Babuji.
24:19I told you.
24:20There is an inbuilt heater inside.
24:22Heater?
24:23Yes.
24:24There is a button in the pocket.
24:30Press it.
24:31Yes.
24:40Jai Shree.
24:41Useless.
24:42Who gives a suicide jacket to his lover?
24:48Hey, why are you laughing?
24:51Did you get saved?
24:53He is a crow.
24:54Kushal.
24:56He is born after drinking nectar.
24:59Emperor.
25:00You are a donkey.
25:01Donkey.
25:02What did I tell you?
25:03That there is no proper hospital here.
25:05And if you want to do a thorough operation of a patient,
25:07then it cannot be done.
25:08That's why, emperor.
25:09You arrange for a good operation theatre.
25:12Yes.
25:13So?
25:14So what, Babuji?
25:15So what?
25:16I have done it.
25:17Where?
25:18Look here.
25:19Here is the operation.
25:20And here is the theatre.
25:23And here is the theatre.
25:27Now start the movie for the relatives.
25:29Emperor, you are a donkey.
25:30It is an operation of a patient's heart.
25:32His heartbeats are not working properly.
25:34That's why the movie will also be related to the disease.
25:37Yes.
25:38Let the heart beat.
25:39Start it.
25:47Emperor.
25:48Emperor.
25:49Emperor.
25:50Yes, queen.
25:51Emperor is not alive.
25:56Brothers and sisters.
25:58An imposter will try to enter Panthukistan
26:01by disguising himself as the emperor.
26:08Beat him and drive him away.
26:10Yes.
26:11If possible, he should be dead.
26:13How will he run away if he is dead?
26:16Hmm
26:46Sko
26:48Panthukistan ko phir se
26:49mera banakar raunga
26:51hmm hmm
26:52aur agar aisa nahi hua
26:54to gardan katwa dunga
26:56hmm hmm
26:57ho bhi tum dono ki
26:59hmm
27:0016 August
27:02Panthukistan ke azadi diwas par hum
27:04Rani Gulkanda ko
27:06Panthukistan ki
27:08pehli Pradhan Mantri ghoshit karenge
27:10wow
27:12wow
27:14uthaye mukut
27:18gade se bulwa
27:20pak mukut pak raya
27:22prahul bhaiya boliye
27:24kya
27:26main apne saare odde
27:28Rani ki choli mein daal dunga
27:30yeh bolega
27:32main apne saare ande
27:34Rani ki choli mein daal dunga
27:36hmm hmm
27:38hmm
27:40hai hai
27:42um
28:04muh
28:06ka
28:08mukut
28:10Kulkandha Mahaan, Vastu-Kistaan
28:16And now, the national anthem
28:29Desh mera darling, desh meri jaan
28:33Mitti mahak jaise, Navratan ki maam
28:37Kaya jaise katha, chehra jaisi chuna
28:41Naam tera paane, Thookistan
28:45Hamsa, Himanshu, Jai Shri Babuji ki san
28:48Badla re badla, dekho desh tera lang
28:52Hamsa, Himanshu, Jai Shri Babuji ki san
28:56Badla re badla, dekho desh tera lang
29:00Hamsa, Himanshu, Jai Shri Babuji ki san
29:05Hey, Rani ne kya bola tha?
29:07Ke 16 August ko Prawful phirse Prawful ban jayenge
29:11Toh ho sakta hai ke yeh sachmoch mein shahenshah ho
29:17Aur woh mere Prawful
29:19Chal yeh kisi ko pata ki chali
29:22Mere Prawful, mere Prawful
29:27Kitne dino ke baad mere Prawful, Prawful jaise dekh rahe nahi, Himanshu?
29:33Kardal odha dunga
29:34Vinamrata, shahenshah vinamrata se pesh aayiye
29:37Woh dono bhot bole
29:41Pyaar se baad karenge, toh dono pikal jayenge
29:44Main ho na
29:47Hey, diddaji, kaise ho aap?
29:50Dukhe
29:51Kya?
29:52Kya kyun?
29:53Yeh log mujhe wahan jaane nahi de rahe hain, Hamsa
29:56Aap mujhe wahan le chalo na, Rani Gulkanda ke paas
29:59Himanshu ji
30:00Ek minute, yeh kya tariqa hai baad karne ka?
30:03Kyun, nane kya kiya?
30:05Yeh ji kisko bola?
30:06Mujhe samband diya, badi bhen
30:08Aur aapko Rani Gulkanda ke paas kyon jaana hai?
30:11Jab ke badi bhen toh idhar hai
30:13Ore hai, main toh idhar hoon nahi
30:17Biryani mein kuch kaala hai, badi bhen
30:19Laal mein kuch kaala hota hai
30:21Biryani mein nahi ho sakta
30:22Kya biryani?
30:23Kya biryani?
30:24Biryani, biryani, H for biryani
30:27B for biryani
30:28Main tab vegetable biryani ki baat kar raha hoon
30:30Main toh D for biryani ho na?
30:31H kaun se aaya?
30:32Woh Hyderabad hi nikli toh
30:36Yeh mere praful ho hi nahi sakte
30:38Chol hi bhen su dance karte
30:40Main, main praful hi hoon Hamsa
30:43Zara sochu, agar
30:44Agar main shensha hota, toh haq se wahan chala nahi gaya hota?
30:46Rani Gulkanda ke paas
30:51Agar Hamsa aur Himanshu ko apne zarasa bhi shak ho jaye na
30:54Toh usse door karne ka ek aksir ilaj hai
30:57Aap jaan bujh ke Hamsa ke saamne koi ek angrezi shab bola
30:59Aap praful ke andaz mein Hamsa ko uska matlab samjhana
31:04Zara logically sochu
31:08Praful?
31:11Toh praful logically matlab?
31:13Logically Hamsa
31:16Woh apna Punjabi
31:18Woh tumhare paas biryani aur ghajre bechne aata hai
31:21Us Punjabi ne ek baar tumhe kya kaha tha?
31:23Arre maine usse kaha tha ki mujhe isse bade phool wale ghajre nahi chahiye
31:27Mujhe choti koli wale ghajre chahiye
31:30Toh pata hai usne kya kaha?
31:32Logically wale ghajre
31:34Logically wale ghajre
31:36Logically
31:37Logically
31:39Logically
31:41Logically
31:42Acha acha
31:43Logically
31:45Aap praful Bernard Soh
31:48Sexpeer bhai Parekh
31:50Aap Jitja ji ke alawa koi aur koi hi nahi sakte
31:56Ae praful chaliye na
31:57Hum baah jaake isse rashtra geet pe dance karna
32:00Chaliye
32:21Dahiya
32:22Dahiya
32:23Dahiya
32:29Sir
32:30Sir
32:31Shahenshah ne Parekh parivaar ko
32:32Faasi pe latkane ka faisla ki hai
32:34I know
32:35Kimam kha ke thug ne dubara se dictatorship declare kar di hai
32:38Quickly arrange for two jeeps
32:39Okay
32:40Kisi bhi tariqe se Parekh parivaar ko faasi pe latakne se bachana hoga
32:43Agar unhe kuch hogaya toh it will be a disgrace on us
32:51Paan thugistan ke waasiyon
32:55In baagiyon ko parisabaan me
32:58Faasi pe latka diya jaayega
33:01Ae asli
33:02Dekh
33:03Mera faasi ka phanda dekh kaise
33:04Main chheenge ho
33:06Yeh tere saade phanda jaisa nahi ho
33:09Phanda bhai
33:11Phanda bhai
33:13Phanda phanda bhai
33:14Bhabhi
33:16Chand saanse bachiye
33:17Aap toh bol raha ho
33:19Chand saanse bachiye
33:20Aap toh bol raha ho
33:21Upar niche
33:22Upar niche
33:23Befde hai ya lift
33:24Sher bazar
33:25Khamos
33:27Baigyanik Shrikant Makhanwala ko peesh kiya jaaye
33:30Hai raat yeh school me tha
33:41Wo baigyanik ko shahenshah ne kaha chhupa ke rakha hoga
33:44Wo gaon walon ko kaise pata hoga
33:47Aapne hine dekha hai?
33:49Nahi
33:51Aapne hine dekha hai?
33:52Nahi
33:53Hine?
33:54Nah
33:55Are toh dekha kya hai tune?
33:56Dil wale dulheniya le jayenge
33:58Yeh
34:01Trishri
34:02Hi lot babuji
34:03Ha
34:04Leh
34:05Bagal me chora aur gaon me dindora
34:10Bhai shahenshah zindabad
34:12Hamara robo tayar hai toh usse peesh karo
34:14Ek shirt par
34:16Ha
34:23Aap wada kijiye
34:25Agar maine aapko robo sawab diya
34:28Toh aap hum sabko yaha se reha kar denge
34:31Ha
34:33Boliye hai manzoor?
34:35Nahi
34:36Toh main robo peesh karta hu
34:38Mujhe laga maan jaayega
34:46Ha
35:03Yeh raha aapka robo vina shahso
35:05Aur yeh uska remote
35:07Aap main jaaun?
35:08Hmm
35:09Gadi nikal
35:10Seeda upar
35:11Zafran, Zarda
35:12Zeeh shahenshah
35:13Isse bhi faasi pe lakka do
35:14Taaki issa dusra robo banana sake
35:16Lakka do
35:19Jasa jhatu kaka ka
35:20Bolo kya chahiye hai?
35:21Toranth helicopter lekar katha choti par pohchiye
35:23Kedar?
35:24Safed namak ke khet mein
35:25Jal se jal pohjne ki koshish kijiye
35:27Ha bhai yaha rakho
35:28Ok, out, out
35:29Sir
35:30Ha
35:31Shahenshah, robo vina shahsoon ko activate kar raha hai
35:33Hai hai
35:34That will be a disaster bhai shah
35:36Aap poori tara samajh mein aagaya hai
35:39Ki robo se kis tara kaam nikal wana hai
35:43Sabse pehle
35:45In sab ko faasi
35:48Hai chahe
35:49Jallat
36:00Hai shahenshah
36:01Hello, how are
36:02Faasi ka pandar daal
36:04Chal chal, kuch bhi mat bol
36:06Tu khud aake daal
36:07Main thodi daalung lo
36:08Nahi hai?
36:09Woh bhi kaske hai
36:10Woh bhi kaske hai
36:11Warnah hamlog tarpege kaise
36:12Tarpenge zarur
36:16Lekin aap log nahi
36:18Yeh shahenshah
36:20E tambak ho
36:21Come on
36:22Chalo chalo, bhago bhago bhago
36:25Mummy
36:40Oh
37:10I
37:40Love
37:51Namaskar
37:52Agar, I've chatted in a party Parivar come in Toronto, Maru
37:54So a Dubai agar, I've chatted in a party Parivar Koey can't a bad Maru
37:58So do the way oh, God
37:59I'm chatting a party Parivar Koey choppy Sunday bad Maru to think the way the way the way coach to Dubai
38:05I
38:08Can't be system Robo. Yes, my coach Anita Bunga
38:12Jackie Maroon, Komeri Bob Jackie
38:15This call might be recorded for quality and training purposes
38:23I'm a kid. I did it all right. I'm sorry. Why are you not proper?
38:27I
38:57I
39:27I
39:57I
40:27I
40:57Sleep
41:01Dr.. I'm just gonna
41:03Come to shed, but I need to be inside of a 5,000
41:06Who knows that I have come home with me, but we be so I'll put on the trip. I put on job. I'm gonna
41:12Hey, I'll come on to me. I he meant to a
41:15Little jacket, baby, so I'll put what the fuck so he's about to go
41:20Yeah, push push me say Jackie say you about it. Take it
41:28Hello
41:31Man who acha so you but I'll London concert ish man. We dash man
41:37I'm age to oka came up a
41:40Hijk LMNO H2o
41:46Could take one greasy make a get a joke and I can't sit there. Hello cuckoo. You won't say you got a cuckoo
41:51Your father is also dog cuckoo
41:57Oh
42:27Gosh
42:32Huh, hello, I'm sure by you make a jayshree kabula touch a jayshree
42:40Hello, Jessie soon God you look
42:45Baby
42:48God he got he got he got he bugger. I'm so much yeah
42:54Robo Kumar I had to scoop out my dinner
42:58I
43:03Love a jayshree
43:05Well, you know, she's a Rutra
43:06I'm look at a shorty kappa. So I'm a quality Haiti, you know
43:10Ha ha salt pan way back. Tell me phone
43:27A
43:32Softball kid, not a room Vincenzo Bobby. Huh?
43:36It's Robo Kuroka Nika or a Karasta. I never was
43:41I got his kitchen a pin. I'm Akula Pani Dalden, you know to walk like I got or could she make her pie?
43:48But up on your namak kutu. May Jai ka
43:51I
43:55Love
43:57I'll look bugging you know, you know, I'm looking for my runga case. Oh, yeah
44:01I'm back ready to be become our pie. I do
44:05Bagona
44:14Every been Bagona now, they know I don't need to suck a lick on up on a guy
44:20Take a shot. Yeah, I'll watch a kid. It's not a meet-up. Oh, no, yeah
44:25You do cut back. What do these up?
44:29He knew he thought of it. He's up. Don't you?
44:32Okay, man, maybe cool
44:38Babuji a vagina. So let's all know I gave it up. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm big name. I got it. I'm a
44:47Check
44:50Banging each all
44:52Oh, yeah, it's a coochie. But Bola
44:55metal cricket may run linear kill even a taxi will
45:00Catch a red bear. Shani Himanshu. Oh, yeah, I'm not a coroner
45:08So that it's a yeah daddy, you better have a jaw. I give a banana. He's our Tony banana. Okay
45:19I
45:49Please don't do this.
45:51No.
45:52No.
45:52No.
45:53No.
45:53No.
45:54No.
45:54Chuta Brahmastra.
45:56Main itni der se aankhon se goliyan barsa raho.
45:59Main hawa mein udh raho.
46:00Main aesa.
46:01Aesa dikhta ho.
46:04Karke baate kar raho.
46:05Robo hi hua na main.
46:13Kida rahe brahmastra?
46:16Ruk ruk.
46:17Aisa zaruri nahi hai.
46:18Haan.
46:19Chuta.
46:20O sakta hai aapne fancy dress mein issa liya ho.
46:23Aur usme aap robo bane ho.
46:25Haan.
46:26Haan.
46:27Haan.
46:28Haan.
46:29Haan.
46:30Haan.
46:31Haan.
46:32Haan.
46:33Haan.
46:34Hum toh hor saal fancy dress mein issa lete ho.
46:35Areh pichle saal toh hai na Heemanshu ko pehla hi naam mila tha.
46:37Haan.
46:38Haan.
46:39Heemanshu samosa bana.
46:40Haan.
46:41Haan.
46:42Haan.
46:43Haan.
46:44Haan.
46:45Haan.
46:46Haan.
46:47Haan.
46:48Haan.
46:49Haan.
47:19I went and sat in the back of the jeep.
47:23I was like a fly.
47:25The big one, the blue one.
47:30Constipation price.
47:33Come, I'll show you more.
47:34Robo, come.
47:36This is yours, son.
47:37What are you doing?
47:38Come, Robo.
47:39I'll show you a new one.
47:40Come.
47:42I made the fan.
47:43From the kitchen of Ghegadmal Hotel.
47:45Standing fan.
47:46If this is a fan, why isn't it working?
47:48Because I left.
47:50I was like electricity.
47:52From Ghegadmal Hotel.
48:01I'm here.
48:02The fan has started.
48:04It's coming, the wind is coming.
48:06The wind isn't coming, but I can hear something.
48:08That's the helicopter.
48:11Hey, look, helicopter.
48:12Hey, helicopter, this is my brother-in-law.
48:14Sukesh.
48:15Let's go.
48:16Let's go.
48:17Everyone sit in the helicopter.
48:19Babuji, Babuji.
48:20You come later.
48:21You come later.
48:23Kanchakar.
48:24Himanshu.
48:25Let's go.
48:26Slowly, slowly.
48:27Don't run.
48:28Don't run.
48:29Let's go.
48:30Don't run.
48:31If you don't run, Robo won't do anything.
48:33Slowly.
48:34Slowly.
48:36Babuji.
48:37Yes.
48:38Calm Robo down.
48:39Leave it.
48:40I don't need to calm down.
48:42I'm already calm.
48:43If you want to run, run.
48:45I don't want to run.
48:46You guys go.
48:47Run.
48:48Let's go.
48:49Run.
49:04Look, Babuji.
49:05What have they done to me?
49:07Leave me.
49:08I want to leave the world.
49:11Leave me.
49:12Leave me.
49:15I'm trying to leave you, but I can't.
49:19Queen.
49:20Minister.
49:21Come here and free me.
49:22Why are you calling her?
49:23She'll come here and say Robo.
49:25Robo.
49:26She'll say Robo.
49:27Robo.
49:28Robo.
49:29Robo.
49:31Did you see?
49:32Did you see?
49:33I told you.
49:34Please leave me.
49:35Babuji, I've already left you in your hands.
49:37Why aren't you running?
49:38No, but there's no point in running now.
49:40Why?
49:42Queen.
49:43Queen.
49:44Queen.
49:45Queen.
49:46Queen.
49:47Queen.
49:48Queen.
49:49Queen.
49:50Queen.
49:51Queen.
49:52Queen.
49:53Queen.
49:54Queen.
49:55Queen.
49:56Queen.
49:57Queen.
49:58Queen.
49:59Queen.
50:00Queen.
50:01Queen.
50:02Queen.
50:03Queen.
50:04Queen.
50:05Queen.
50:06Queen.
50:07Queen.
50:08Queen.
50:09Queen.
50:10Queen.
50:11Queen.
50:12Queen.
50:13Queen.
50:15Queen.
50:16Queen.
50:17Last one.
50:18He got away.
50:19He ran away.
50:21Hey, noob.
50:23Babujii, why are you hanging him outside?
50:25Outside.
50:26According to the habit.
50:27Just remember.
50:28Babuji always wants fan on her head.
50:30Look, look.
50:33Be loved, Babujii.
50:35Sister.
50:36Sister.
50:37See how robo fell?
50:39I'm going to get you.
50:41He called me a leaf, he called me a wheel.
50:43I'm the most dangerous robot in the world.
50:46Does anyone do something to him, that these people did to me?
50:49Brother, I'm the most famous encyclopedia in the world.
50:53Encyclopedia.
50:55Hey aunty!
50:57What happened? Don't you want to ask?
50:59Hi hi proful! Encyclopedia means...
51:02No no, I know.
51:05Encyclopedia Ansa!
51:07Do you remember? We went to the bicycle shop in Parsi.
51:10We asked him if there was a discount on bicycles.
51:12He said there is no discount on those bicycles.
51:14But encyclopedia.
51:16Encyclopedia.
51:18Brother-in-law, how did you learn it?
51:20You did a tap dance.
51:21He's here.
51:22Okay, listen, listen.
51:23By the way, I had another way to stop this robot.
51:27Look.
51:28Now I'll tell you.
51:29One minute.
51:32This is the robot's master remote.
51:36Master remote?
51:37Yes.
51:38Do you call it Mr. Remote?
51:41It's so small. Look at it.
51:45By pressing this remote button,
51:47the robot starts dancing.
51:50Really?
51:51Yes.
51:52Press it.
52:00Dance, dance.
52:07Our robot is dancing.
52:09Let's dance too.
52:10Okay.
52:21Dad.
52:22What?
52:23Look, everything is fine.
52:26Everyone is so happy.
52:28They are dancing.
52:29And there is you.
52:30You look so sad.
52:33Dance, dad.
52:37Okay, okay.
52:39I'll dance.
52:45Let's go to the next place.
52:47Dad, let's go to the bathroom.
52:49Wait.
52:50Let's go to the bathroom.
52:51Go to the bathroom later.
52:52Watch the end title first.
52:53Let's do this.
52:54Correct.
52:55Take.
52:59Cut, cut, cut.
53:00Who's following me?
53:01Sir, you.
53:02Okay.
53:03Action.
53:04This is your mobile.
53:05And this is the app.
53:06Put your hands forward.
53:11It's digital in Pantukistan.
53:13Yes.
53:38Yes.
53:39Cut, cut, cut.
53:42I need a groom for my broken brain.
53:44Do you want me to show you the plane or the printed one?
53:45Printed.
53:46I'll show you now.
53:47Show me the art number full design.
53:51Look at this.
53:52Hand loop.
53:53Turn around.
53:54It's coming here too.
53:55Coming soon.