Who would schedule a wedding during FOOTBALL???

  • 4 days ago
Some newlywed couples are just flat out inconsiderate of the Sports Calendar.
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00:00If you were invited to a wedding tomorrow,
00:03what's the yes, no price on your attendance
00:05given the huge, huge card tomorrow?
00:09Unless it was my own wedding, it would be off the board.
00:12And it wouldn't be my own wedding
00:13because I respect other people.
00:15Who scheduled the wedding tomorrow?
00:17Did anyone do that?
00:19I'm not going to a wedding.
00:20I didn't get invited.
00:21But there are weddings.
00:22I know there are weddings tomorrow.
00:23There's gotta be weddings somewhere.
00:25Of course there are.
00:26Of course there are.
00:28God, there was someone who said
00:29they had a wedding this weekend.
00:32Ridiculous.
00:33Listen, it was part of the conversation.
00:36Oh, you want a fall wedding?
00:38Then it's gotta be a Friday.
00:40But you know what?
00:41People bitch no matter what.
00:42People bitch about that.
00:43I'm like, okay, do you want to do it
00:45during college football?
00:45Do you want to do it during the NFL?
00:47Like, okay, if it's a fall wedding,
00:48it's gotta be on a Friday.
00:49I think that's the rule.
00:51And you'd be happy too
00:52because it's cheaper to do it on a Friday.
00:55But yeah, I can't stand it when people do that.
00:58Outrageous.
00:59Yeah, I mean, and the girls tend to like
01:01the fall weddings because the foliage
01:03and it's, you know, good weather
01:04and good backdrops for the pictures.
01:05But man, you gotta have some respect
01:07for fellow humans here.
01:10Some respect.
01:10Oh, I've got buddies.
01:11I've got buddies that have basically told me
01:13when you get married,
01:15you better not have it between September and March.
01:18I will not make it.
01:19And you want me there
01:20because there's gonna be a big envelope for you.
01:22But I will not attend from September to March.
01:25And I'm like, well, it's good to know
01:27that you're dictating when my wedding will be.

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