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00:00:00of a man who had a true dedication I'm honored still to remember Ted Strauss and commemorate his generosity, strength, and loyalty to his family and friends
00:00:25We lost him tragically
00:00:26Excuse me!
00:00:27Get me a water, sugar!
00:00:29But he will never be forgotten
00:00:31As we rename East Wing Ballroom
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00:00:36I swear to God, if that guy touches my ass one more time, I'm gonna freak!
00:00:40Which guy?
00:00:41That guy! That old guy over there with the shakes!
00:00:43Oh, the guy who invented the wheel?
00:00:47I think he asked me to go to a Civil War reenactment later
00:00:49Are you kidding me?
00:00:50Are you serious?
00:00:51Yeah, I'm pretty excited about it
00:00:53Did you see him use vegetables?
00:00:56Yo, fuck Mr. Ragoon! He can get his own water
00:01:02Hey, excuse me, get out of the way
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00:03:22It was mortifying, Doctor.
00:03:25Yes, I can imagine.
00:03:27Well, I couldn't have...
00:03:29He's been doing this for some time, but never in front of me.
00:03:32And that's why you called me now?
00:03:34He crossed a line.
00:03:36These are my friends. These were my husband's friends.
00:03:39I understand he passed away.
00:03:42Three years ago. Drowned himself.
00:03:45It was terrible, but it's time to move on.
00:03:50Were he and Paul close?
00:03:52No. They never got along.
00:03:54No one was really close to that man. Not even me.
00:03:57Look, I don't know what this is all about.
00:04:00I just need you to make sure it doesn't happen again.
00:04:03At least not near my club.
00:04:05Of course. I'll do everything I can.
00:04:07Thank you, Doctor.
00:04:13I understand that's how you feel, but I...
00:04:16Yes, but if I could just give you my opinion...
00:04:20Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
00:04:24Jen and Rob are gonna have a kid.
00:04:28She's pregnant.
00:04:30I just thought she was pregnant this whole time.
00:04:32She's totally pregnant. Totally.
00:04:41No, I'm not going there. I'm not going there.
00:04:44No, I'll go there.
00:04:46No, I'll go there.
00:04:48Uh, Mr. Shouse, you can go on in.
00:04:50Yeah, I'm still at work.
00:04:52No, it doesn't matter.
00:04:59Hello?
00:05:01Oh, shit. Fuck.
00:05:03Fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm sorry.
00:05:05Fuck. Oh, you were supposed to...
00:05:08Fuck.
00:05:10It's fine.
00:05:13Mary?
00:05:15Yes, Dr. Danzing?
00:05:17I thought you said I didn't have any more appointments for the day.
00:05:20I did.
00:05:22You did?
00:05:24I'm sorry, Dr. Danzing.
00:05:26Go home for the day.
00:05:28He is my last patient, correct?
00:05:31What?
00:05:33Go on.
00:05:35I'm sorry, Dr. Danzing.
00:05:38I told you, it's fine.
00:05:41Wow.
00:05:43Fuck, I really shouldn't be doing this.
00:05:46Towel the door.
00:05:48Yeah?
00:05:50Yeah, towel the door.
00:05:58What the hell?
00:06:00What the hell?
00:06:11Bad day?
00:06:13Something like that.
00:06:15I'm Greg.
00:06:16Pluto.
00:06:17Oh, like the planet?
00:06:18No, like the Disney character.
00:06:20Yes, like the planet.
00:06:22Is that short for something?
00:06:24What would it be short for?
00:06:26I don't know.
00:06:28I guess I just never heard of someone being named after a planet before.
00:06:31Well, I wasn't.
00:06:33My name is Paul, and Pluto is the name of a Roman god that a planet was named after.
00:06:39That you go by.
00:06:40Right.
00:06:46I spoke to your mother yesterday.
00:06:48I would love to have a copy of that conversation.
00:06:50Yeah, I didn't expect you to show up.
00:06:52I'm here.
00:06:53Right.
00:06:54So, uh, go ahead, Doc.
00:06:57Fix me.
00:06:58Uh, well, what is it that you think needs fixing?
00:07:02No idea. You're the one who spoke to my mother.
00:07:04She told me about your little incident at the country club.
00:07:08Good times.
00:07:10Yeah, yeah. So you dress up like other people.
00:07:13Sure.
00:07:14You screw with everyone else?
00:07:16Sort of.
00:07:17Well, you lie to them about who you are and where you're from, what you do.
00:07:21It's a little more complicated than that.
00:07:23Well, you're not afraid of getting caught or hurting someone?
00:07:26Well, that's half the fun, Greg.
00:07:32I'm not sure if I'm really stoned or just having trouble understanding.
00:07:37Um, give me an example of a typical day.
00:07:42Well, it's never the same.
00:07:44Well, it's got to start from somewhere.
00:07:46Okay.
00:07:50I guess, uh, I guess I would start with my hands.
00:07:55From there I go wherever my imagination takes me.
00:07:58But it wouldn't be any fun for me if you knew any more than that, Greg.
00:08:03It's mine. It's my drug. It's my addiction.
00:08:07It's the most fun I get to have all day.
00:08:10What's not to love about it?
00:08:12I get to be anyone I want to be.
00:08:14Whatever they would do, I do.
00:08:17You wouldn't believe the people that I've met, the things that I've gotten to see.
00:08:22That would never happen for Paul Strauss.
00:08:25But for Pluto, for the people I've become,
00:08:29we get the excitement, the danger, the spontaneity.
00:08:35My life is not monotonous.
00:08:38My day is different every day.
00:08:42Can you say the same?
00:08:52No.
00:09:10I brought you a sandwich.
00:09:14What kind?
00:09:16I don't remember.
00:09:18You don't remember what kind of sandwich you made for me?
00:09:20I didn't make it.
00:09:21Oh. Who made it?
00:09:23Rosie.
00:09:25Oh.
00:09:27Good.
00:09:28What do you mean, good?
00:09:30She makes a better sandwich.
00:09:32Than who?
00:09:33Than you.
00:09:35You know, you're a real asshole.
00:09:37That's nice, Mother.
00:09:39I hate it when you smoke.
00:09:41I'm sorry to hear that.
00:09:43Didn't you learn anything from your father?
00:09:45Are you done?
00:09:47Claire tells me you're still being rude to Ben.
00:09:50I don't like him.
00:09:51You hate everyone.
00:09:53I don't hate everyone.
00:09:54Name one person you don't hate.
00:09:56Oscar.
00:09:57Oscar's a cat. He doesn't count.
00:09:59I don't hate everyone.
00:10:01Just a lot of people.
00:10:09How are your sessions going?
00:10:11They're fine.
00:10:17Aren't you going to eat that sandwich?
00:10:20I don't even know what kind it is.
00:10:26Well, I've got to run, sweetheart.
00:10:30It's good to see you doing so well.
00:10:37What's in that sandwich?
00:10:40Oh, damn you, Rosie.
00:10:42She even cut the crust.
00:10:44I told you.
00:10:46She's good.
00:10:48Yeah.
00:10:50Yeah, she is.
00:11:00Meet Simon.
00:11:02Simon is sleeping.
00:11:04Simon is almost awake.
00:11:06Simon is sleeping.
00:11:08Simon is almost always sleeping
00:11:10because he suffers from a rare disorder
00:11:12known as Klein-Levin syndrome.
00:11:14Some symptoms include
00:11:16excessive food intake,
00:11:18irritability,
00:11:20disorientation,
00:11:21hallucinations,
00:11:23and an abnormally uninhibited sex drive.
00:11:37Hello?
00:11:40Hey, you're awake.
00:11:42I tried going to an audition this morning.
00:11:44How'd that go?
00:11:46I don't want to talk about it.
00:11:48Where are you going?
00:11:50Out with Claire and her boyfriend.
00:11:53Douchebag.
00:11:54That's the one.
00:11:55He's a very nice boy, Pluto.
00:11:57You think everyone's nice.
00:11:59No, you just hate everyone.
00:12:01That's what my mother said, too.
00:12:03Pick one.
00:12:06Don't scare this guy away.
00:12:08Okay, I'll pick one.
00:12:10This is unhealthy, Pluto.
00:12:12My mother says hi, by the way.
00:12:17Hi.
00:12:21Oh, shit. Give me a second.
00:12:25I told you not to call at this time.
00:12:27I'm sorry. I had to talk to you.
00:12:29This really isn't a good time. If my wife...
00:12:31I don't want to hear about your wife.
00:12:33No, honey. No, this is...
00:12:35Try the left door.
00:12:36No, no, no, the other door.
00:12:38Hold on. I'll be right there.
00:12:40Look, I really have to go.
00:12:41I need to see you again.
00:12:42I don't know if that's possible.
00:12:43Make it possible.
00:12:45Look, I have to go. Don't call this number again.
00:12:46Wait, I really need to...
00:12:48Who was that?
00:12:50Some lady.
00:12:51You sleep with her?
00:12:52Maybe.
00:12:54She thinks you're married.
00:12:56Maybe.
00:12:57That's real nice, Pluto.
00:12:59What?
00:13:00You're cheating.
00:13:01On who? I don't have a wife.
00:13:02But she thinks you do.
00:13:04Right, so really, she is the cheater.
00:13:06Is she married?
00:13:08Not that I know of.
00:13:10Fuck, I hope not.
00:13:12Seriously, you need to come up with a new hobby.
00:13:14Why? This is so much fun.
00:13:16Plus, I get late sometimes.
00:13:18That does not happen for Pluto.
00:13:20You could, you know, act like a normal human being
00:13:22and talk to a woman as, um, I don't know, yourself.
00:13:24Nah, I gave that up a long time ago.
00:13:26Probably around the same time
00:13:28that Olivia Whitfield rejected me.
00:13:30What's up with this girl?
00:13:34Olivia Whitfield.
00:13:40Oh, you remember her.
00:13:42From the third grade to the sixth grade,
00:13:44we were in love.
00:13:46We probably would have been together forever
00:13:48if her father didn't get a job
00:13:50across the country
00:13:52and move her away from me.
00:13:54That is not how it happened at all.
00:13:56Okay, I was not that gay.
00:13:58A little less gay.
00:14:00What?
00:14:02Yeah, a little less.
00:14:04That's not how it happened at all.
00:14:06That's better.
00:14:08We both know
00:14:10she had a crush on me.
00:14:12She rejected you.
00:14:14Many times.
00:14:16You cried on my shoulder.
00:14:18It's okay, little buddy.
00:14:28You wanna come along tonight?
00:14:30So you make Claire's boyfriend cry again?
00:14:32I'll pass.
00:14:34It's great.
00:14:36Really?
00:14:38Really, really.
00:14:40Do you like the style? I don't know.
00:14:42I'm nervous about the style.
00:14:44It's different, you know?
00:14:46The style's great, baby.
00:14:48You don't think it's different?
00:14:50It's very different.
00:14:52Yeah, but like, great different, right?
00:14:54Not like, this sucks different?
00:14:56It's awesome different.
00:14:58I'm proud of you.
00:15:00I'm just so glad it's done.
00:15:02Do you think your brother might do it?
00:15:04What?
00:15:06I don't know, I think he'd be really great.
00:15:08I know he probably hasn't acted in an actual play
00:15:10since, like, childhood,
00:15:12but I based a lot of the lead off of him,
00:15:14and I don't know, I think that he would get it
00:15:16more than anybody else.
00:15:18We're thinking of the same person, right?
00:15:20Yeah, you think he'd do it?
00:15:22He doesn't know the first thing about acting, Ben.
00:15:24Is it any different than what he's doing right now?
00:15:26I don't know.
00:15:28Well, I should be able to at least ask him.
00:15:30I mean, I'm gonna be his brother-in-law eventually.
00:15:32Ben.
00:15:34What, am I wrong?
00:15:36No.
00:15:38I mean, I know he hates me.
00:15:40He doesn't hate you.
00:15:42He's like that with everyone.
00:15:44Claire, he hates me.
00:15:46Why do you say that?
00:15:48He calls me a douchebag, to my face.
00:15:50Well, maybe he's just joking.
00:15:52Memorial Day weekend?
00:15:54In the park?
00:15:56Remember when he pretended to be retarded?
00:15:58Douchebag! Douchebag! Douchebag!
00:16:00Douchebag! Douchebag! Douchebag!
00:16:02Douchebag!
00:16:04It's not funny.
00:16:06I got beat up by two middle-aged women.
00:16:08That was really awful,
00:16:10and, come to think of it, offensive.
00:16:12Yeah, and not to mention, I don't know, wrong?
00:16:14Well, at least he paid for the hospital bills.
00:16:16No, your family paid for them.
00:16:18They did. He didn't pay for anything.
00:16:20Just because you have money
00:16:22doesn't mean you can do whatever you want.
00:16:24No, I know.
00:16:26I just don't know what he has against me.
00:16:28I'm always so nice to him.
00:16:30I know. You're so good, baby.
00:16:32Really?
00:16:34Really, really.
00:16:36Okay, I love you.
00:16:38I love you, too.
00:16:40I just really hope he's not retarded again tonight.
00:16:42Douchebag! Douchebag! Douchebag!
00:16:44Douchebag! Douchebag! Douchebag!
00:16:46Yeah, me too.
00:16:48First light, just let me reside
00:16:50In your dreams
00:16:52Tonight
00:16:54Tonight
00:17:12What did you just tell that kid?
00:17:14That I'm going to sign his band to my music agency.
00:17:16But you don't have a music agency.
00:17:20Yes, Ben, that's right.
00:17:22I do not actually have a music agency.
00:17:24Why did you do that?
00:17:26I'm just having a little fun.
00:17:28At what expense?
00:17:30I didn't hurt anyone.
00:17:32What if those kids think that something really great just happened to them?
00:17:34Why is that a bad thing?
00:17:36Because it's a lie. Because nothing happened to them.
00:17:38Sure it did.
00:17:40What happened? They're going to be in the same place tomorrow
00:17:42that they are today.
00:17:44That's right.
00:17:46Yeah, but what about tomorrow?
00:17:48I won't be here tomorrow.
00:17:50I think that's pretty selfish, Bluto.
00:17:52I disagree.
00:17:54How?
00:17:56Well, Ben, it's actually not that hard.
00:17:58All I do is take the previous statement and negate it,
00:18:00and therefore I've not agreed with it.
00:18:02I.e. disagree.
00:18:04Don't be an asshole.
00:18:06That's what Mom said, too.
00:18:08How can you possibly think that that's not selfish?
00:18:10Well, A, because this has nothing to do with me,
00:18:12they're not gaining anything, but they're not losing anything either.
00:18:14Because of me,
00:18:16tonight their night will be a little bit better.
00:18:18That's retarded.
00:18:20That is not a very nice word, Ben.
00:18:22I thought we learned that this summer.
00:18:24Bluto, stop.
00:18:26Why do you hang out with this guy?
00:18:28Paul.
00:18:30Does this work out your daddy issues?
00:18:32I gotta go.
00:18:34More people to lie to?
00:18:36No, silly.
00:18:38More people to excite.
00:18:40I told you.
00:18:42He hates me.
00:19:04Wake up.
00:19:06What?
00:19:08It's 2 o'clock in the afternoon, Simon.
00:19:10I need your help.
00:19:12It's a disease, Bluto. If I could wake up, I would.
00:19:14You can. You can for me. Now get up.
00:19:16What is it?
00:19:18I'm going back to sleep.
00:19:20No, no, no. Get up. This is important.
00:19:22This is serious.
00:19:24Seventh grade talent show.
00:19:26You begged me for weeks to sing
00:19:28Bosom Buddies from the musical Name.
00:19:30It's a female duet, Simon.
00:19:32But I did it. I did it because you begged.
00:19:34This is me begging.
00:19:36Okay.
00:19:38Okay.
00:19:40What is it?
00:19:42I saw her today.
00:19:44Who?
00:19:46Olivia.
00:19:48Well, how did you know it was her?
00:19:50She looked exactly the same.
00:19:52Creepy.
00:19:54She's aged 15 years, Simon.
00:19:56I just knew it was her.
00:19:58Did you talk to her?
00:20:00Not exactly.
00:20:02Oh, my God. You followed her.
00:20:04But she went to the park, to my spot in the park.
00:20:10What are the chances?
00:20:14I'll be here tomorrow. I'm here, like, every day.
00:20:18Listen, I need to come up with the best person
00:20:20I've ever come up with.
00:20:22The sexiest, most appealing guy you can think of.
00:20:24What?
00:20:26She's not blind, Pluto.
00:20:28I mean, if she saw you, she's gonna know who you are.
00:20:30Oh, my God.
00:20:32She's not blind, right?
00:20:34No, she didn't see me. I hid.
00:20:36Maybe you're getting a little too excited about this.
00:20:38She might recognize you when she does see you.
00:20:40And what if she has a boyfriend?
00:20:42I'll cross that bridge when I get there.
00:20:44Okay, well, let's say
00:20:46you do impress this girl.
00:20:48Then what? If she's so special,
00:20:50wouldn't you want to impress her as yourself?
00:20:52What's impressive about me?
00:20:54I'm just like everybody else, okay?
00:20:56Everyone else isn't impressive.
00:20:58I need to be better than everyone else.
00:21:00What do women like?
00:21:02Their boyfriends?
00:21:04You don't know if she has a boyfriend.
00:21:06Pluto.
00:21:08Please.
00:21:10I love a cute European guy.
00:21:12Okay, hey, yeah, yeah, that's good.
00:21:14What languages have you studied?
00:21:16My Latin is impeccable.
00:21:18Pluto.
00:21:20Any ideas?
00:21:22I dated a French guy before.
00:21:24He was adorable.
00:21:26Oh, yeah?
00:21:28I don't know what he said to me,
00:21:30but it didn't matter.
00:21:32There's just something about that cute little accent.
00:21:34I should really call him.
00:21:36What was his name?
00:21:38Sebastian.
00:21:40Oh, I like that.
00:21:42Are you gonna see this girl again?
00:21:44Definitely.
00:21:46Well, tell her I said, hey, girl.
00:21:48I'm gonna go practice this accent.
00:21:50Great, fine, whatever.
00:21:52Let me know how it works out.
00:21:54And when I get up, I'm gonna find that tape
00:21:56and I'll kill you.
00:21:58We'll always be
00:22:00bosom buddies
00:22:02Friends, sisters,
00:22:04and pals
00:22:06We'll always be
00:22:08bosom buddies
00:22:10Mary.
00:22:26Mary.
00:22:28She didn't show up.
00:22:30I was sure she would.
00:22:32I wasn't going back.
00:22:34That was it. She lost her chance.
00:22:36Had you planned on meeting?
00:22:38I didn't talk about it or anything,
00:22:40but I expected her there.
00:22:42And then I got angry and sad
00:22:44and I thought about doing
00:22:46some really awful things.
00:22:48A five, six, seven, eight.
00:22:54When I ask for a right batma and a double,
00:22:56I better get a right batma and a double.
00:22:58What is this, people?
00:23:00Community theater?
00:23:02Now, as your guidance counselor,
00:23:04I would recommend taking my advice
00:23:06Have you considered clown college?
00:23:10Wait, you robbed someone?
00:23:12No, Greg, I didn't do any of those things.
00:23:14What kind of person do you think I am?
00:23:16I'm sorry.
00:23:18It's alright.
00:23:20No, that was so rude of me. I really should have done that.
00:23:22I appreciate the concern.
00:23:24And the wallet saves us a lot of time.
00:23:26Yeah, having to call and cancel the credit cards.
00:23:28And getting a new license at the DMV is the worst.
00:23:30The worst.
00:23:32I don't even think I have much money in here.
00:23:34Six dollars. Look at that.
00:23:36A waste of everyone's time in the end.
00:23:38I don't even have a gun.
00:23:44Well, nice to have met you guys.
00:23:46Yeah, you too. Hey, good luck with Olivia.
00:23:48Yeah, I hope she shows up the next time you go looking for her.
00:23:50Thanks. You know, I'm really just frustrated.
00:23:52I thought you said you didn't do that.
00:23:54I didn't.
00:23:56I went back to wait for her the next day after all.
00:24:00Excuse me, sir. Can I just take a moment of your time?
00:24:02Pardon?
00:24:04Oh, I'm sorry. Do you not speak English?
00:24:06Oui.
00:24:08Oh, good. Because the first thing you said to me was in French.
00:24:10And that was in French.
00:24:12I'm sorry. Do you speak English?
00:24:14Yes.
00:24:16Oh, good. Oui, oui.
00:24:18Well, could I just take one minute of your time?
00:24:20Can we sit?
00:24:22Sit?
00:24:24I am in Norvège. Are you?
00:24:26No, I guess not.
00:24:28Let's sit, please.
00:24:30Hi, I'm Olivia.
00:24:32Sebastian.
00:24:34Oh, what a nice name.
00:24:36Nobody here has nice names like that anymore.
00:24:38I mean, everything is so typical and bland.
00:24:40I was in Europe for a year for study abroad in college.
00:24:42Everyone there had such great names.
00:24:44Did you visit France?
00:24:46Yeah, I was in Paris for like a week.
00:24:48It was amazing.
00:24:50How was your French?
00:24:52Oh, terrible. I can't speak a word of it.
00:24:54Oh, I totally forgot why we were here.
00:24:56I'm with RHM.
00:24:58We're a human rights group.
00:25:00We focus mainly on financially tripled families like me.
00:25:02I am afraid
00:25:04I do not have much money
00:25:06to help you.
00:25:08Oh, no, that's okay.
00:25:10Any compensation can help, really.
00:25:12If you just give me your info, I can send you details.
00:25:14You can send in a check of however much you want.
00:25:16If you're just being nice to me,
00:25:18that's okay, too.
00:25:20But it's really a great program
00:25:22to learn about.
00:25:24Why don't you just give me your info
00:25:26and you can decide for yourself.
00:25:28How about this?
00:25:30How about
00:25:32we sit right here
00:25:34and you tell me
00:25:36everything that I need to know.
00:25:38Well,
00:25:40I kind of have to go around a little more.
00:25:42I'm supposed to cover this whole area
00:25:44by a certain hour.
00:25:46Oh.
00:25:48But I'll be here tomorrow.
00:25:50Will you be around?
00:25:52I will be right here.
00:25:54You know,
00:25:56something about you looks so familiar.
00:25:58I don't know, something about your face.
00:26:00You remind me of someone or something.
00:26:02Do you get that a lot?
00:26:04Not usually.
00:26:06Maybe we met in Paris.
00:26:08Maybe it's destiny.
00:26:10I don't know about that.
00:26:12Am I using the wrong word?
00:26:14No.
00:26:16It's just a little
00:26:18dramatic.
00:26:21Oh, no, no.
00:26:23I hate the taste.
00:26:25But, you know, you go ahead.
00:26:27Um,
00:26:29I'll see you tomorrow, Sebastian.
00:26:31Au revoir, Olivia.
00:26:33Au revoir.
00:26:37Oh, my God.
00:26:39Well, hello there, sir.
00:26:41My name is Steve.
00:26:43I'm going to go right ahead
00:26:45and be your server today, okay?
00:26:47We're going to kick off with the specials.
00:26:49We have the soup of the day,
00:26:51the tomato bisque.
00:26:53Our fish of the day is the black and salmon.
00:26:55Yeah, I'm not going to be ordering any of that shit.
00:26:57Can you just go get me a coffee?
00:26:59Black? Thanks.
00:27:01I'm going to be meeting someone any minute.
00:27:03Oh, okay.
00:27:05Yeah, I'll get that while you're waiting.
00:27:07Thanks.
00:27:13Excuse me, sir.
00:27:15Would you mind if I joined you
00:27:17for a few moments?
00:27:19Yeah, I guess for a minute.
00:27:21Thank you, thank you.
00:27:23I just, I hate sitting alone.
00:27:25Right.
00:27:27Why, hello there, madam.
00:27:29How are you today?
00:27:31I'm fine, thank you.
00:27:33Would you like to eat today's specials?
00:27:35Yes, I would love to.
00:27:37Oh, would you? That's great.
00:27:39All right, then, today,
00:27:41we have the soup of the day, the tomato bisque.
00:27:43Very good soup, very good, banging.
00:27:45Bisque, banging, okay?
00:27:47The fish of the day is the black and salmon.
00:27:49We went right ahead and blackened that up for you.
00:27:51And that's going to about
00:27:53conclude the specials for today.
00:27:55All right?
00:27:57Oh, please, you don't have to.
00:27:59That was a wonderful presentation.
00:28:03I will have
00:28:05a glass of water.
00:28:07Of course.
00:28:19This is
00:28:21my grandson,
00:28:23Stuart.
00:28:25Isn't he adorable?
00:28:27He's great.
00:28:29Yes, he's adorable.
00:28:33May I ask you something?
00:28:37Sure.
00:28:39A sweet old lady comes and asks
00:28:41you for some company,
00:28:43and you won't even give her the time of day.
00:28:45Why is that?
00:28:47Look, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm waiting here for someone,
00:28:49and it's really important.
00:28:51This is why you don't deserve my sister.
00:28:53What?
00:28:55You heard me, you little shit.
00:28:57Pluto?
00:28:59You see, she can do a lot better than you.
00:29:01Frank,
00:29:03I fucking hate you.
00:29:05I think that you
00:29:07are a real
00:29:09douchebag, Ben.
00:29:11Who the fuck are you?
00:29:13You're dressed up like an old woman.
00:29:15You're sick, man.
00:29:17Saying pretty awful things to an old lady in a public place.
00:29:19You are not a fucking old lady.
00:29:21Hey, everyone, look at this asshole.
00:29:23This is not an old lady.
00:29:25This is a man dressed up in an old lady's suit.
00:29:27I can't believe how retarded I am.
00:29:29You're clearly wearing a mask.
00:29:31Is everything okay?
00:29:33Yes, Steve, yes, yes.
00:29:35He's my son, he's just on a short break
00:29:37from the Levenson Institute.
00:29:39Down the road.
00:29:41Take it easy, sir.
00:29:43He's lying to you.
00:29:45If you don't calm down, I'm going to have to go right ahead and ask you to leave.
00:29:47Oh, eat me, Steve.
00:29:49Oh, my heavens.
00:29:51Steve, dear, thank you for your help.
00:29:53I have a very kind of you, very kind.
00:29:59My sister told me
00:30:01that you wanted to ask me to be in your play.
00:30:03Ben, I would be in your fucking play
00:30:05if Shakespeare himself helped you write it.
00:30:07Douchebag.
00:30:29I used to work at a cafe last summer.
00:30:43God, it was so awful.
00:30:45Why?
00:30:47I don't know.
00:30:49Shitty pay, shitty boss.
00:30:51You know, I remember running home
00:30:53literally every time I left work.
00:30:55I mean, not the whole way.
00:30:57I would walk because it's pretty close,
00:30:59but as soon as I got around the corner of my house,
00:31:01I would just take off.
00:31:03Like when you have to go to the bathroom?
00:31:05Is that close to the toilet?
00:31:07Yeah, exactly.
00:31:09Oh, that was my favorite part of the day.
00:31:11Just the running.
00:31:13I felt like a little kid again, you know?
00:31:15I mean, how often is it
00:31:17that you see grown adults running?
00:31:19Malasons.
00:31:21Okay, that doesn't count.
00:31:23No, it's usually when it's something
00:31:25No, it's usually when it's something bad
00:31:27or like something's wrong,
00:31:29but that's not how it was at all.
00:31:35Ask me something.
00:31:37Ask me anything.
00:31:39Anything?
00:31:41Yeah, go for it.
00:31:45What do you want to do with your life?
00:31:49That's a loaded question.
00:31:51You said anything.
00:31:53It's like an important thing
00:31:55to know about a person.
00:31:57Well, I guess I don't really know.
00:32:01Me either.
00:32:03Really?
00:32:05Really, really.
00:32:07Well, do you think that's a bad thing?
00:32:09I think it is
00:32:11what it is.
00:32:13But at least you have something
00:32:15that you are passionate about,
00:32:17something that you believe in.
00:32:19I guess.
00:32:21I'm trying to help pass the time.
00:32:23My heart's not in it.
00:32:25I mean, I feel good. I'm legitimately helping people,
00:32:27but I don't know.
00:32:29It's not enough.
00:32:31I'm lonely here, you know?
00:32:33And you wouldn't think it would be in this city,
00:32:35but it is.
00:32:37And it's probably why I'm babbling to a complete stranger.
00:32:39Hey, not complete stranger.
00:32:41New friend.
00:32:43You know this can only end badly, right?
00:32:45Yeah, but it'll be a great story.
00:32:47But you came in here so excited,
00:32:49so energetic.
00:32:51You know, it's great to hear someone
00:32:53talk about another person like that.
00:32:55It's infectious.
00:32:57So now I'm living vicariously through you, Pluto.
00:32:59Why do you want to screw this up?
00:33:01Well, it's too late now, don't you think?
00:33:03No, I don't.
00:33:05I think if you told her now,
00:33:07maybe you could pass it off as a joke
00:33:09of one or two time thing, you know,
00:33:11kind of weird, sure.
00:33:13But women love to laugh.
00:33:15At least most women do.
00:33:17You're a good laugh.
00:33:19No, she wouldn't buy that.
00:33:21I'll just pretend as long as I can.
00:33:23Are you afraid of having something real?
00:33:25What?
00:33:27Something real between two people.
00:33:29No.
00:33:31You go around hiding behind these people you make up.
00:33:33Why is it fair for you to ask someone
00:33:35to care for someone who doesn't even care about himself?
00:33:37Are you married, Greg?
00:33:39Uh...
00:33:41Yeah, yes, I am.
00:33:43And how's that work out for you?
00:33:45It's...it's fine.
00:33:47It's...why do you ask?
00:33:49Well, the first time I came in here,
00:33:51you were getting high in your office.
00:33:53You don't really strike me as the pothead type,
00:33:55so I figure something must be stressing you out.
00:33:57Not getting laid?
00:33:59Not really any of your business, Paul.
00:34:01Pluto.
00:34:03Right, Pluto.
00:34:05Why did you get so defensive when I asked you a question?
00:34:07Why'd you get so defensive when I brought up your wife?
00:34:09That's enough talk about my wife.
00:34:11Okay.
00:34:13Sorry.
00:34:15You don't need to get all Goodwill hunting on me.
00:34:17Sorry.
00:34:23So, um...
00:34:25So I've been dreaming in cartoon.
00:34:27What?
00:34:29Yeah, it's weird, I know.
00:34:31Actually, it sounds kind of cool.
00:34:33Are you the cartoon, or is the entire dream a cartoon?
00:34:35The whole thing.
00:34:37I'm not always me, too.
00:34:39I mean, I'm always there, but it's weird.
00:34:41I don't really remember it often,
00:34:43but last night's was pretty vivid.
00:34:45Oh, yeah?
00:34:47Yeah. Kind of depressing, really.
00:34:49You see, there was no color.
00:34:51It was all in black and white.
00:34:53And I was this little mouse,
00:34:55living in one of those semicircle holes
00:34:57in a family's kitchen that you only actually see in cartoons.
00:34:59And all around the room,
00:35:01there were these random vases and containers.
00:35:03And every so often, this guy would drop something
00:35:05inside of the containers,
00:35:07but I could never see his face.
00:35:09But the thing that he dropped inside,
00:35:11I know that I want it.
00:35:13I need it.
00:35:15So I decide to climb to the tallest
00:35:17and highest one of these containers,
00:35:19because I'm gonna get it.
00:35:21But when I finally get to the top, I fall in.
00:35:23Suddenly, I'm surrounded by coins,
00:35:25and every time I try to get out,
00:35:27the man with the covered face hits me on top of the head
00:35:29with another one.
00:35:31So I lay there.
00:35:33Alone.
00:35:35Have you ever died in a dream, Greg?
00:35:37It's an awful thing.
00:35:39That's what this felt like.
00:35:41Suddenly, I'm in this grocery store,
00:35:43and the man with the covered face
00:35:45is counting his change
00:35:47in one of those coin counting machines.
00:35:49And I fall out.
00:35:51A dead mouse in a pool of money.
00:35:55And then I woke up.
00:35:57But, um,
00:35:59I don't take dreams too seriously.
00:36:01Well, what do you think it means?
00:36:03Nothing.
00:36:05I think it's a random assortment of ideas
00:36:07and thoughts meshed together in my head.
00:36:09Well, you brought it up for a reason.
00:36:15Poor mouse never even had a chance.
00:36:17I'm sorry,
00:36:19Mrs. Danzing.
00:36:21I...
00:36:23Um...
00:36:25No, I...
00:36:27Mm-hmm.
00:36:29There's no need to curse, Mrs. Danzing.
00:36:31I'm gonna transfer you right now.
00:36:35I have a pool.
00:36:37Mary was, um...
00:36:39Was that Dr. Danzing's wife?
00:36:41I don't...
00:36:43I don't really think I'm supposed to
00:36:45share that sort of information.
00:36:47Oh, Mary, it's not a big deal.
00:36:49We'll keep it between us.
00:36:51Well, yeah.
00:36:53Yeah, that was her. Yeah.
00:36:55And she's... she's... she's a bitch.
00:36:57She's a huge bitch.
00:36:59You know, she's just...
00:37:01You look at her, and you can tell
00:37:03she's a mean person.
00:37:05She probably stabs her friends in the back, right?
00:37:07One of those bitches.
00:37:09You know what I'm talking about, right?
00:37:11She's one of those bitches that all the other bitches
00:37:13love to talk about, but then when she comes around,
00:37:15they clam up because they only wish
00:37:17they could be as bitchy as she is.
00:37:19She probably has some big bitch trophy at home
00:37:21that reads, I'm the world's biggest bitch,
00:37:23and if you argue with me or blink or breathe
00:37:25or do anything, I will shove this bitch trophy
00:37:27up your ass!
00:37:29That kind of bitch, yeah.
00:37:31Are you okay?
00:37:33I'm fine.
00:37:37I have a picture of her.
00:37:39From last Christmas party here.
00:37:41Judge for yourself.
00:37:43Pretty, right?
00:37:45But a huge bitch.
00:37:47Well, that's a coincidence.
00:37:49What is?
00:37:51Oh, no, I can see right here
00:37:53in this picture. What a bitch.
00:37:55Take my hand.
00:37:57How is that a coincidence?
00:37:59I'll see you next week, Mary.
00:38:01Okay, honey.
00:38:03Stupid bitch.
00:38:05Bitch.
00:38:09Okay.
00:38:27Oh, goodbye, my Coney Island baby.
00:38:31Farewell, my own true love.
00:38:35I'm gonna go away
00:38:37and leave you
00:38:39never to see you, Annie.
00:38:41Never gonna see you, Annie.
00:38:43You have to be fucking kidding me.
00:38:45Oh, no.
00:38:47Pluto!
00:38:51Come on, let's go.
00:38:53Let's go.
00:38:55Goodbye, my Coney Island.
00:38:57Goodbye, my Coney Island.
00:38:59Goodbye, my Coney Island.
00:39:05I don't suppose you want to smoke?
00:39:07Your mother is pretty pissed off.
00:39:09Okay.
00:39:11Do you not care at all?
00:39:13I didn't do anything wrong.
00:39:15This isn't normal, Pluto. Do you realize that?
00:39:17What you're doing is not something that people do every day.
00:39:19It is out of the ordinary.
00:39:21It is abnormal.
00:39:23And your mom is really upset.
00:39:25She doesn't like this at all.
00:39:27I don't know if she can.
00:39:29Yes, she can. Your father's money is in her name.
00:39:31We just talked about it.
00:39:33I don't see what the big deal is.
00:39:35Because it's not healthy, Pluto.
00:39:37You can't lie to people the way you do.
00:39:39What would you do?
00:39:41What?
00:39:43What would you do if you had no more money?
00:39:45You couldn't afford that expensive apartment of yours.
00:39:47You know, you'd have to get a job.
00:39:49You'd have to pay for your rent, your health insurance,
00:39:51your cell phone bill. You'd need to buy food.
00:39:53Okay, I got it.
00:39:57Okay.
00:40:01Look, I'm going to prescribe you something.
00:40:03I don't need it.
00:40:05It's benzodiazepine,
00:40:07a generic form of Xanax.
00:40:09It's often used to treat people
00:40:11with tension, anxiety,
00:40:13and depression.
00:40:15I'm not crazy.
00:40:17It's pretty strong.
00:40:19People get hooked on it pretty easily,
00:40:21so only take it
00:40:23when you feel like doing what you do.
00:40:25You brought up your wife.
00:40:27Look, man, I meant no harm, okay?
00:40:29I can't force you to take this,
00:40:31but it's my medical recommendation.
00:40:37I'm disappointed in you, Greg.
00:40:51Oh, fuck.
00:40:55What the hell, man?
00:40:57You need some cash?
00:40:59Put it up.
00:41:01I'm sleeping.
00:41:03What else is new?
00:41:05What's your problem?
00:41:07We're back.
00:41:11What did I fucking say?
00:41:13I'm sorry.
00:41:15Do you have problems following simple directions?
00:41:17I said one fucking person.
00:41:19I couldn't leave him at my parents' house alone. I'm sorry.
00:41:21For five fucking minutes, he couldn't be alone.
00:41:23His mom doesn't like me, man.
00:41:25I wonder why.
00:41:27What's your problem?
00:41:29You're my fucking problem, asshole.
00:41:31Do you want this shit or not?
00:41:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, we want it.
00:41:35A hundred bucks.
00:41:37That's ridiculous.
00:41:39Get the fuck out of my car.
00:41:41Dude.
00:41:43Get the fuck out now.
00:41:45No, no, here, here, here.
00:41:47It's in the dashboard.
00:41:49Put the shit in there, too.
00:41:51Get the fuck out.
00:42:21Get the fuck out.
00:42:51Get the fuck out.
00:43:21Um, I don't want to leave, but I have to go catch a train back to Jersey for tomorrow.
00:43:37But can I see you the day after?
00:43:41You will see me as long as you want to.
00:43:43Good.
00:43:45Because I want to see you the day after.
00:43:47And maybe the day after that.
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:51And probably the day after that.
00:43:53And I guess we'll see about the day after that.
00:44:03Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:44:05That's that guy from the van.
00:44:07That's the dude that ripped us off, dude.
00:44:09Who?
00:44:11Him, that mole right there.
00:44:13That's the dude from the van, man.
00:44:15The guy in the van?
00:44:17That's definitely him, dude.
00:44:19That asshole owes me a hundred bucks.
00:44:21Come on.
00:44:27Hey, Ben.
00:44:29Here today, got a couple cavities to do.
00:44:31Done this before.
00:44:33It's really pretty easy.
00:44:35First thing I'm going to do is tip you back just a little bit.
00:44:37Adjust this light.
00:44:39That's good.
00:44:41A little bit of Novocaine.
00:44:43Hold on.
00:44:45Matthew's here. Matthew's a student at NYU.
00:44:47He's going to help us today.
00:44:49Matthew, why don't you give him a little bit of Novocaine?
00:45:01You didn't have to gas him.
00:45:03Oh, I guess I misunderstood.
00:45:05Yes, I got to come home and change.
00:45:07What time is your party?
00:45:09Four o'clock.
00:45:11Hey, aren't you the douche bag
00:45:13from last summer's picnic?
00:45:15Are you serious?
00:45:17You make me sick.
00:45:25We got fucking robbed, Pluto.
00:45:27I got fucking robbed.
00:45:29What are you doing?
00:45:31Shouldn't we call the police or something?
00:45:33And say what?
00:45:35Oh, please help me, officer.
00:45:37These bad men who I sold drugs to came and stole my other drugs.
00:45:39You sold drugs?
00:45:41I gave them children's vitamins and told them they were drugs.
00:45:43This is because of one of your fucking characters, isn't it?
00:45:45I told you, there are consequences.
00:45:47You can't just go around being whoever you want
00:45:49and doing whatever you want
00:45:51and expect it not to bite you in the ass.
00:45:53Watch me.
00:45:55You're doing it now?
00:45:57I have to put these little shits in their place.
00:45:59Pluto, I almost got killed.
00:46:01Does that mean anything to you?
00:46:03You didn't almost get killed, okay?
00:46:05You slept through a robbery.
00:46:07Okay, fine, this time, but what about next time?
00:46:09But how do you know?
00:46:11You don't, because you're gonna keep doing this shit
00:46:13until something really terrible happens.
00:46:15I'll get an alarm.
00:46:17You're such a brat.
00:46:19Excuse me?
00:46:21You're a little selfish brat.
00:46:23Okay, I need to go fix this.
00:46:25So fix it by staying, by getting your apartment together.
00:46:27I'm sorry.
00:46:29Okay, I'm leaving.
00:46:31To where?
00:46:33I don't know, home.
00:46:35What do you mean, home? This is your home.
00:46:37Simon, you're not gonna come to Thanksgiving with me?
00:46:39Frankly, I don't want to go anywhere with you.
00:46:41Simon.
00:46:43I must admit it, it's about time.
00:46:45I've been mooching off you for long enough.
00:46:47I like when you mooch off of me.
00:46:49My mom's gonna be home alone tonight.
00:46:51I'm gonna go spend Thanksgiving with her.
00:46:53After what she did?
00:46:55You're just gonna let that slide?
00:46:57She's my mother, and call me crazy,
00:46:59but yeah, it's enough for me to let it slide.
00:47:01And what about me?
00:47:03I just need to go home.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:07Leave your key.
00:47:09What?
00:47:11This isn't a hotel.
00:47:13Leave your key and go.
00:47:19Okay then.
00:47:23Okay then.
00:47:25Okay then.
00:47:39Hello?
00:47:41Yes, Pluto.
00:47:43Why?
00:47:45How late?
00:47:51What the fuck is that?
00:47:53Thanksgiving!
00:47:55Do you know what that is?
00:47:57Did you order pizza?
00:47:59Have you ever heard of it?
00:48:01Or is it maybe a foreign concept to you?
00:48:03Did you really think I was gonna let that slide?
00:48:05Oh, fuck is right.
00:48:07Sit down. Go.
00:48:09Have a slice.
00:48:11Why isn't he coming?
00:48:13Okay, tell him I said I hope he's feeling better soon.
00:48:15It's pizza.
00:48:17It's free.
00:48:19Shut up and eat the fucking pizza.
00:48:21I told you something is burning up here.
00:48:23Is that a fake mustache?
00:48:25Yeah, what's with your accent?
00:48:27Shut up.
00:48:29Fine, fine. Just come as soon as you can.
00:48:31I mean, did you rip this off? What did you expect us to do?
00:48:33Goodbye.
00:48:35Why would you eat something that the guy you just robbed gave you?
00:48:41Ms. Strauss, is there something I can help you with?
00:48:45Oh, no. Thanks for asking, dear.
00:48:47Don't worry. You guys will wake up.
00:48:49Oh, you look beautiful.
00:48:51I can hardly wait till Paul comes and sees what a lady you've got.
00:48:55Rosie, something is definitely burning.
00:48:57You fucking...
00:49:03This is plastic, by the way.
00:49:05Sorry I'm late.
00:49:07Oh, well.
00:49:09Look who showed up just in time for dessert.
00:49:11Pluto, you remember Mr. and Mrs. Whitfield
00:49:13and their daughter, Olivia?
00:49:15Oh, my God.
00:49:17Say something.
00:49:19I know it must have been you.
00:49:21I'm sorry.
00:49:23I'm sorry.
00:49:25I'm sorry.
00:49:27I'm sorry.
00:49:29I'm sorry.
00:49:31I'm sorry.
00:49:33I know it must have been years since you've seen each other.
00:49:37Yeah, it feels like yesterday.
00:49:39Oh, right.
00:49:41You kids have that Facebook or whatever it is.
00:49:43It kind of kills the spirit of reunion.
00:49:45When did you get a Facebook?
00:49:47See?
00:49:49You didn't even Facebook me.
00:49:57I'm sorry.
00:49:59Olivia, please.
00:50:01What do you want?
00:50:03Let me explain.
00:50:05Do you even speak French?
00:50:07I know like five words.
00:50:09I hate you.
00:50:11No, please let me explain.
00:50:13I didn't mean for this to happen like this.
00:50:15Leave me alone.
00:50:17Excuse me.
00:50:19Sorry to interrupt, but Claire and I
00:50:21have an announcement to make.
00:50:23What is this?
00:50:25First of all, I'd like to apologize
00:50:27for my appearance.
00:50:29I ran into a little
00:50:31trouble earlier.
00:50:33Anyways, as you all know,
00:50:35Claire and I have been
00:50:37dating for some time now.
00:50:39Yeah?
00:50:41And, well,
00:50:43we're getting married.
00:50:49You're what?
00:50:51Pluto, please.
00:50:53Wait, you're going to marry this guy?
00:50:55Pluto, don't be rude.
00:50:57Claire, what the hell are you thinking?
00:50:59Pluto, shut up. Seriously.
00:51:01This guy's a douchebag. He just wants our money.
00:51:03Pluto, nobody cares what you think.
00:51:05I can't believe you're going to fall for his lies.
00:51:07What'd you say?
00:51:09You heard me, cock boy.
00:51:11My lies?
00:51:13Look, I'd like to tell you
00:51:15all a little story
00:51:17about my good friend Pluto here.
00:51:19Shut up, douchebag.
00:51:21Pluto is a magnificent liar.
00:51:23He lies all the damn time.
00:51:25Shut up.
00:51:27Pluto, well, see, that's a lie right there.
00:51:29That's not even his real name.
00:51:31I will climb across this table, and I will beat you in the face.
00:51:33Besides that, Pluto likes to dress up as people
00:51:35and play Fantasyland all day long.
00:51:37That's not true.
00:51:39Yes, it is. I've seen him do it.
00:51:41He screws with people, and he gets off on it.
00:51:43Lie after lie after lie.
00:51:45Is that right?
00:51:47No, no, that's not how it was with you, okay?
00:51:49Everything was true with you.
00:51:51You're clearly French.
00:51:53And not some stupid kid I met in grade school.
00:51:55No, no, no, how I feel, okay?
00:51:57Everything was true.
00:51:59Mrs. Strauss, thank you very much
00:52:01for a wonderful Thanksgiving.
00:52:03Congratulations on your engagement.
00:52:05I'm not feeling that great,
00:52:07so I'm gonna excuse myself.
00:52:11It was really nice to see all of you again.
00:52:13I'll see you at home.
00:52:15Wait, Olivia, hold on. Can I see you tomorrow?
00:52:17Why would I see you tomorrow?
00:52:19I don't even know who you are.
00:52:39Well, congratulations, sweetheart.
00:52:41I'm so happy for you both.
00:52:43Thanks, Mom.
00:52:45Way to go, douchebag.
00:52:49I love you.
00:53:19I love you, too.
00:53:49Promise that we made
00:53:51Laughing for hours
00:53:53In the shade
00:53:55You'll say
00:53:57Baby, I'm nothing
00:53:59Without you
00:54:03Well, I tried
00:54:05Walking alone
00:54:09Out in the cold
00:54:13Storm winds
00:54:15Blowing black and blue
00:54:19But when that moment
00:54:21Arrived
00:54:23With your lips
00:54:25Touching mine
00:54:27It got me through
00:54:31You got me through
00:54:35So pick a cloud
00:54:37In the sky
00:54:41Or a bird
00:54:43Humming by
00:54:45And curl in closer
00:54:47Beneath its tomb
00:54:51For if you can't find
00:54:53Your sunny way
00:54:55You can take comfort
00:54:57In your pain
00:55:01Cause baby, I'm nothing
00:55:05Sweet baby, I'm nothing
00:55:09My baby, I'm nothing
00:55:11My baby, I'm nothing
00:55:17Without
00:55:19You
00:55:27Now he was a douchebag.
00:55:31I know.
00:55:33Do you?
00:55:35Days like this make you remember.
00:55:37It's about time you should.
00:55:41You've been mourning a man who's been dead for years.
00:55:43A man you were never particularly fond of,
00:55:45as I recall.
00:55:47He was a jerk.
00:55:49All the time.
00:55:51All the time.
00:55:53You married him.
00:55:55Well, he was really very handsome
00:55:57and I thought I could change him.
00:56:01But that man never cared about anybody
00:56:03but himself, and you know it.
00:56:07Still,
00:56:09we come here every year
00:56:11because he was a person
00:56:13and he died
00:56:15and it's the right thing to do.
00:56:17And he left us
00:56:19with financial security
00:56:21for the rest of our lives
00:56:23and we should be thankful for that.
00:56:25I hate the money.
00:56:27You'd be whistling a different tune
00:56:29if you didn't have it.
00:56:31Although sometimes
00:56:33I wish we didn't have any of it.
00:56:37You wouldn't act the way you do.
00:56:43I'm sorry.
00:56:47But come to a decision.
00:56:49You will
00:56:51no longer play the games
00:56:53you've been playing with your life.
00:56:55With our lives.
00:56:57Cut this shit out!
00:56:59No more
00:57:01wins, no more costumes,
00:57:03no more silly disguises.
00:57:05You...
00:57:07Grow up!
00:57:09Be the man in the family,
00:57:11something your father could never do.
00:57:13Just...
00:57:15take this day
00:57:17to remember who he was
00:57:19and what not to do with your life.
00:57:21Or don't expect
00:57:23a scent of his ever again.
00:57:27Okay.
00:57:29Talk with the man who worked with him
00:57:31years ago.
00:57:33He said he could set you up with a job
00:57:35starting next week.
00:57:37There. Handed you on a platter.
00:57:39As usual.
00:57:43I expect you there.
00:57:45I want you to at least try.
00:57:47You owe me that much, Paul.
00:57:49Oh, and one more on the subject.
00:57:51Paul?
00:57:53That's your fucking name.
00:57:55I'm your mother.
00:57:57I'm your mother.
00:57:59I birthed you, I named you.
00:58:01If anything else,
00:58:03I should be left with that.
00:58:05What is this Pluto
00:58:07baloney anyway?
00:58:09Dad died around the same time
00:58:11that they were known as Pluto,
00:58:13as a planet.
00:58:15I just didn't think it was very fair.
00:58:17I mean, he was the underdog planet.
00:58:21I always wanted a cool name
00:58:23and I knew it was the only time
00:58:25I could do that.
00:58:31Cut that shit out.
00:58:55I'm scared.
00:59:13I hate the sight of your face.
00:59:17I hate the sight
00:59:19of your face, too?
00:59:21Your play is good.
00:59:23It's hard. It's really hard. It's like being choked to death by a snake, an evil snake, that makes you eat mushrooms.
00:59:32Mushrooms?
00:59:33Ugh, I hate mushrooms. I don't think I should be in it.
00:59:39Why not?
00:59:40Because I don't know the first thing about acting, Ben.
00:59:44Well, I love mushrooms. And I will eat that plate for you, because I think you could be great. Especially at this.
00:59:59Okay.
01:00:01Okay? Sure.
01:00:02Where is this thing happening?
01:00:03Uh, festivals in Brooklyn.
01:00:04Ooh, no, no, no, no, no. I don't do other bureaus. I'll get you your own place. My treat.
01:00:10Really?
01:00:11Sure.
01:00:13Wow, thank you.
01:00:15And I don't care if you're marrying Claire, don't ever call me brother.
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01:00:38Take care now.
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01:02:39It'll probably be your last session, so I figured, hey, for old time's sake.
01:02:43Um, I'm good, thanks, though.
01:02:47Really?
01:02:48Yeah, yeah, I have a dress rehearsal after this, so I'm trying to focus and whatnot.
01:02:52Oh.
01:02:53Plus, I have work in the morning.
01:02:54Well, that's great, because I think I rolled a really terrible one.
01:03:00You know, you need to take a step back and look how much has changed.
01:03:05You're not even doing what brought you into my office in the first place.
01:03:07You're a different person.
01:03:09You're a different person than the man I met six months ago.
01:03:13Aren't you proud of yourself?
01:03:17Look, I liked doing what I was doing.
01:03:22It was fun.
01:03:26It's just that the excuse is just not good enough anymore.
01:03:30Your father?
01:03:33He's pissed that he got away with it.
01:03:35Oh, he fucking got away with it.
01:03:38And he took the easy way out.
01:03:39By dying?
01:03:40Yeah, by dying.
01:03:42Plus, he's getting what he always wanted.
01:03:44Which is what?
01:03:46I'm at his office, working for his company that he built.
01:03:50Oh, he would just love it.
01:03:53Even after he's dead, he's still making me do things I don't want to do.
01:04:00I remember a few weeks after he died,
01:04:03I called my mom at the house to see how she'd been, you know, check in on her.
01:04:07And the voicemail picked up.
01:04:11And it was still his voice.
01:04:12They hadn't changed the machine yet.
01:04:16And I hung up quick.
01:04:21And then I called back.
01:04:24And then I called back again.
01:04:27I kept listening to his voice over and over again.
01:04:32God, it felt like I hadn't heard it in so long.
01:04:35It almost felt like I'd never heard it at all before.
01:04:40Eventually, Rosie picked up.
01:04:42Apparently, I woke her up from a nap.
01:04:49I've made a lot of mistakes.
01:04:53I'm sorry that I hurt a lot of people.
01:04:58But I don't regret what I've done.
01:05:02I just regret the excuse.
01:05:10And I regret what I did to that girl.
01:05:15Well, maybe she'll come to the play.
01:05:18Yeah, maybe.
01:05:20She hasn't reserved a ticket yet.
01:05:21There's still time.
01:05:22I got mine.
01:05:23I think you'll like it.
01:05:25It's pretty good.
01:05:26Pretty fucked up, though, so I hope you aren't offended easily.
01:05:31And now, ladies and gentlemen, a comedy.
01:05:39Elinda! Elinda! Elinda!
01:05:42Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
01:05:46Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
01:05:49Elinda! Elinda! Elinda!
01:05:51Elinda! Elinda! Elinda!
01:05:54Elinda! Elinda! Elinda!
01:05:57Elinda! Elinda! Elinda!
01:06:00Elinda! Elinda! Elinda!
01:06:03Elinda! Elinda! Elinda!
01:06:07Elinda! Elinda! Elinda!
01:06:12Elinda! Elinda! Elinda!
01:06:25Hey! Hey!
01:06:26Awesome, man!
01:06:27Oh, thanks, Greg!
01:06:29No, seriously, I'm really impressed.
01:06:31Thank you so much for coming.
01:06:32I was hoping Olivia would show up.
01:06:34Maybe you just missed her.
01:06:35Yeah, yeah, maybe.
01:06:37Mom!
01:06:38Paul!
01:06:39Oh, you are wonderful.
01:06:41Now, I don't actually know if you give flowers to men,
01:06:44so if you don't want to take them, I can hold them for you.
01:06:46No, it's fine.
01:06:47Oh, really? I am so proud of you.
01:06:49Mom, you remember Dr. Dancing.
01:06:51At least Greg is fine.
01:06:53Hey!
01:06:54Whatever the hell your name is, you did so good!
01:06:58She didn't show up.
01:06:59Yeah, she did.
01:07:00She did?
01:07:01Yeah, she slipped out before everyone else did.
01:07:02Oh.
01:07:03At least she came.
01:07:04Yeah, and who even cares?
01:07:05You were so good.
01:07:06I'm so proud of my boy.
01:07:08Oh, and Ben, too.
01:07:09I mean, that was a great play.
01:07:10Kind of fucked up.
01:07:11I told you.
01:07:12Yeah, but cool as shit.
01:07:13Yeah.
01:07:14Yeah, yeah.
01:07:15Good for him.
01:07:16I gotta go.
01:07:17I have work in the morning.
01:07:18Oh, yeah?
01:07:19How's that going?
01:07:20You know, it's work, so it's fine for now.
01:07:23Well, you did great.
01:07:25Thanks.
01:07:26Call me tomorrow.
01:07:27Of course.
01:07:28I'm gonna go have a drink or two.
01:07:29I had, like, three Red Bull before the play,
01:07:30and now I feel like an epileptic.
01:07:31I'm, like, wired.
01:07:32All right, buddy.
01:07:33I'll see you at home.
01:07:34See you at home.
01:07:35Tell Ben I said congratulations.
01:07:40Everything all right?
01:07:41Everything's great.
01:07:42You look great.
01:08:01Come in.
01:08:03Hi.
01:08:04Mrs. Strauss?
01:08:05Paul.
01:08:06Come on in.
01:08:07Right.
01:08:08Paul.
01:08:09Something came for you.
01:08:10It came to my desk by accident.
01:08:11Just thought I'd bring it on over.
01:08:13Oh, sure, yeah.
01:08:14You can just leave it on the desk.
01:08:15Thanks.
01:08:22I knew your father.
01:08:24Uh, yeah.
01:08:25Yeah, I imagine you would have working here.
01:08:28No, I really knew him.
01:08:31We had lunch together almost every day for 25 years.
01:08:34Well, then, uh, you probably knew him better than I did.
01:08:38I just...
01:08:40I just didn't expect to see you here.
01:08:42What?
01:08:43Well, from what he always said.
01:08:46He always said that, uh, when he spoke of you,
01:08:49that you were destined for better things.
01:08:51Bigger things.
01:08:52Well, I guess my father didn't know me that well after all, did he?
01:08:55No.
01:08:56You see, the thing is...
01:08:59He asked me, made me promise, actually,
01:09:03that if I ever saw you here,
01:09:05if you ever came to work in this building,
01:09:08that...
01:09:09that I would...
01:09:12I would make you leave.
01:09:16Are you firing me?
01:09:17No, no.
01:09:19I don't have any authority to fire you.
01:09:21I just...
01:09:23I didn't want to break a promise to your father.
01:09:27I know you had your differences,
01:09:29but he was a good man from what I knew he was.
01:09:33He kept me employed for many years of my life,
01:09:36put bread on my family's table.
01:09:39He always took care of me.
01:09:42And for that, I am grateful.
01:09:45So I...
01:09:48can't break a promise.
01:09:52I don't understand what you want me to do.
01:09:58I want you to leave, Mr. Strauss.
01:10:03And I kindly hope
01:10:06I don't ever see you again.
01:10:15It was a real pleasure.
01:10:27I love you.
01:10:57I love you.
01:11:27I love you.
01:11:57I love you.
01:11:59I love you.
01:12:01I love you.
01:12:03I love you.