Swarla Supercut
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00:00You think I'm incapable of driving myself to court two cops at the same time?
00:05I'm saying it if we get a count.
00:07No, you think I'm going straight to prison, don't you?
00:09No! It's a hearing, not a sentencing. Will you stop picking fights?
00:13Here we go. Bacon bar and red sauce.
00:16You might sentence today, you know, if you plead guilty and probation get a pre-sentencing report done.
00:22Well, because you are, aren't you, pleading guilty?
00:24Oh, it's your remorse?
00:25Yeah.
00:26Whether I feel it or not.
00:28Oh, OK. I thought you did feel bad about it, but if you have no regrets about your actions...
00:33Well, I don't really have regrets, so...
00:37OK. Good luck.
00:42You all right?
00:43Finally. Can we go home now?
00:45Yeah. Unless you want your briefs to explain what a medium-level community order is.
00:48Yeah, ha-ha. I'll order at camp. I can't believe I've got to pay that scumbag compensation.
00:52Well, it's better than doing time.
00:54I don't think we should be doing time.
00:56So much for remorse.
00:58What's it to you, mate?
01:00That was my lad she nearly killed.
01:02Excuse me? I didn't nearly kill anybody.
01:04In fact, your lad nearly killed someone, my mate.
01:06I bet it's contempt, telling the court you're sorry just to get off.
01:09Well, I didn't get off, did I?
01:11Come on. All right.
01:14You need to get back here and fast.
01:16Tanya Toneycliffe. No, no Shepard.
01:18From Shepard and Toneycliffe, you see.
01:20Carla won't have her phone on in court, will she?
01:22In court?
01:23Oh, perfect.
01:24A community order's not punishment.
01:26You should see what prison feels like.
01:28That's what you deserve. Pay for what you've done.
01:30Why, you've been to prison yourself, have you? That makes sense.
01:32OK, I'm sure your brief can call you. Come on.
01:34No, total loser. We're father like son.
01:37Let's go.
01:49Still no sign of these supplies.
01:51No.
01:52Go on, Sal. I've loved the evening.
01:54No, I said I'd wait for the delivery, and I will.
01:57Well, it might never come yet.
01:59Come on, you've proved your point, you've shown loving.
02:01No, I just wanted to say that...
02:04Well, if I'd known where you were this morning,
02:06I would have handled that client in a very different...
02:08Can we just move on, Sal?
02:10Yeah, of course we can.
02:11Besides, you've got Tintern to stay in, haven't you?
02:14Go on, I'll be fine.
02:16Well, I'll chase up the suppliers and see if they can just track the drivers.
02:19I can do that, Sal.
02:20You gave me more responsibility, and I take that very seriously,
02:24especially while Sarah's going through what she's going through.
02:29Oh, I've created a monster.
02:37I thought your boss said early afternoon.
02:39Sorry, traffic. Now we can do.
02:48Right, I shall see you tomorrow,
02:49and I'm very happy acting up until Sarah comes back.
02:52Sure you are.
02:58Please leave your message after the tone.
03:01Hi, Tanya, it's Carla Connor again.
03:03Just give us a little call back.
03:05Just want to clear up this misunderstanding we had today.
03:08All right, bye.
03:18Hello, Carla.
03:21Not so cocky now, eh?
03:24I said look what you did to my kid.
03:27Well, he's not a kid, is he?
03:28He's my kid!
03:29And you hurt him.
03:30Made him fear for his life.
03:32Well, actually, he...
03:33You made him fear for his life!
03:35OK, I'm sorry if you think the judge got it wrong, OK?
03:38And the fact that he's really all right, I am sorry.
03:41Sorry?
03:42Sorry like you were in court.
03:44Lying to soften him up.
03:46To cheat my son of justice.
03:51Look, I am sorry, all right?
03:52You're not sorry enough!
03:54Hey, hey, take the back! You, side exit!
03:57Face the wall! Face the wall!
03:59Hands where I can see them!
04:00It's her you should be arresting.
04:02I'm arresting you on suspicion of threatening behaviour.
04:04You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence
04:06if you do not mention when questioned something which you later learn in court.
04:09Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
04:11The door was open, I didn't break in.
04:12Yes, save it for interview.
04:13Step out, please.
04:15Now, do I need to cuff you, or are you going to cooperate?
04:17I want a solicitor.
04:18I said...
04:19Stay there!
04:20Any trouble and I'll be adding resisting arrest to the charge sheet.
04:23I'm not resisting arrest.
04:24Then wait there in the cave, got it?
04:34DS Wayne.
04:35Urgent backup needed now.
04:37Underwill, Carnation Street.
04:38Any unit in the area, no sirens.
04:41Are you on your own?
04:42Shh!
04:45I need to get it, mate. My auntie's in there.
04:48Hey, Marley, step on up.
04:49Is anybody in there?
04:51Well, the last I knew, Carla was checking the delivery.
04:54The mood she was in, she probably called the police because there was a box missing.
05:06I need to book him in.
05:08Are you OK?
05:10What did he do? What's he done?
05:12You'll need to give a statement to one of my colleagues, all right?
05:15Hey, did he hurt you?
05:17No.
05:18I don't think he would have.
05:23Come up.
05:26Hang on, who was it?
05:27Someone you've been really horrible to but still saw fit to save your life.
05:35Hiya.
05:36Hi.
05:38Was this a good time?
05:39Yeah, Ryan was just going to work.
05:41No, I'm not leaving you on your own.
05:43Well, I'm not on my own anymore, am I?
05:46All right, fine.
05:48Just text me if you need anything, all right?
05:50And in case she's too proud to say it, she's grateful for what you did today.
05:53Ryan...
05:54And she's sorry she cut you out before...
05:56If you don't go down those stairs now, I'm going to shove you down.
06:00I'm thinking you're not going to arrest her for that.
06:04Thought not.
06:11I was horrible.
06:13And I am grateful.
06:14So, I guess...
06:16Sorry.
06:17And thank you.
06:18I'm not here looking for gratitude.
06:20Well, if it's Drasford Betsy's job back, then the answer, of course, is yes.
06:24And she can have her pay rise.
06:26Isn't that rewarding bad behaviour?
06:28Well, it wasn't really bad behaviour.
06:29She was just, you know, clumsy.
06:31She's got a big gob.
06:33And after today, I wonder where she gets that from.
06:37It was really brave, what you did.
06:40It was all talk.
06:41Yeah, but you didn't know that at the time, did you?
06:43I mean, I thought... I don't know what I thought he was capable of, but...
06:47Don't keep going over it and imagine it being worse, OK?
06:50It didn't happen.
06:52Don't torment yourself.
06:55OK.
06:57So, if you're not here for the gratitude or for Betsy's job,
07:01you must be here for the wine.
07:03I was actually just checking you were OK, but there's wine on offer.
07:06Red all right?
07:07Yeah, Red's fine.
07:08Thanks.
07:16I wouldn't have blamed you, you know,
07:18if you'd just rang 999 and stopped outside.
07:22What? And followed protocol?
07:25Actually, truth be told, I'm hoping I don't get discipline for that.
07:31Sorry for shutting you out.
07:33Cheers.
07:35Sure you had your reasons?
07:36Yeah.
07:38Well, they're all a bit trivial, to be honest.
07:41You know, compared to what you've been through,
07:44I didn't want you to think I was pathetic.
07:47So, do you want to tell me?
07:49No, but you don't have to.
07:52Well, it's just Peter.
07:55You know, the divorce.
07:57Actually, the papers came through and I thought I'd be relieved,
07:59but they actually sent me on a pretty downward spiral.
08:02I'm sorry.
08:04Anyway, that's why I've been a difficult person.
08:09I actually really wound him up, you know, outside court, that bloke.
08:13Carla, he followed you. He threatened you.
08:16You didn't deserve that, whatever you said to him.
08:20No, you can't blame yourself.
08:26I'm sorry it sent you spiralling.
08:28That's all right.
08:30I don't know why. I mean, I don't want to be with Peter any more.
08:33It's over. It's just...
08:35We were together.
08:37A very long time, you know, if you count all the breaking up,
08:40all the getting back togethers.
08:42Sounds volatile.
08:43No, it wasn't volatile. It was just...
08:46We were drawn back together.
08:48We were drawn back together.
08:50We were drawn back together.
08:52We were drawn back together.
08:54We were drawn back together a lot, you know.
08:59I guess that's why this feels kind of different,
09:01because it probably feels over.
09:04And I should feel liberated, but I don't.
09:06I just feel kind of sad.
09:08And I don't know, like, what am I going to do?
09:11I'm washed up and nearly 50.
09:13No, you're not washed up.
09:15You can't be that nearly 50.
09:16I'm very nearly 50.
09:18Well, you wouldn't know.
09:20Flattery.
09:22Maybe I will join Kirk's sad singles club.
09:25You know?
09:27Get on the apps. Oh, gosh, can you imagine?
09:30High maintenance, annoying.
09:33Nearly 50 divorcee seeks.
09:35Right, now you're just fishing.
09:37Oh, well, fair cop.
09:39Pun intended.
09:42Have you never seen anybody else since Becky?
09:45No.
09:47Well, not even casually for some attention.
09:51No, I'd be hopeless at casual.
09:53I'd get too involved and I'm not going through...
09:57No, I'm not risking it.
09:59It's not worth it.
10:01You must miss being close to someone.
10:07No, Bet's in the job.
10:09They're the two things I'm focused on.
10:12Not that either of them seem to want me at the moment, but...
10:16No, I don't need complications.
10:17Mm.
10:19It's funny, with Peter sometimes I used to crave complications.
10:23That risky side of me, you know, I used to want to...
10:26I don't know.
10:28Go to a casino, take loads of shots and just see what happens.
10:33I'm a police officer, I know what happens.
10:36It's just a fantasy.
10:37Usually, after I've had too many of these.
10:40It's either that or after I've been to his dad's house too many times
10:44and we've been talking about hernias and tofu recipes.
10:49Tofu?
10:51It's tofu.
10:53Toffin.
10:55Anyway.
10:57I should do that more because...
11:00remembering that stuff might make me feel I'm not so bereft.
11:07Right, hernias and tofu, an antidote to bereft.
11:11That'll give it a go.
11:13Hernias and tofu and wine.
11:17Quite the combo.
11:20Cheers.
11:24I really thought that was it today, you know.
11:28I thought they were going to find me tomorrow morning and just...
11:31everybody would remember what my last day on earth was like.
11:35I was such a narc.
11:37Picking on Betsy, sending everybody home.
11:39Yeah, well, it all worked out in the end, didn't it?
11:43Weren't you scared?
11:45Clearly not.
11:49It's difficult because there's a part of me that just...
11:53Do you know what it sounds so wrong when I think about it?
11:56It's...
11:57Go on.
11:59After what happened to Becky, it's...
12:01Do you know what, I can't believe I'm actually going to say this.
12:04If Betsy heard me, honestly...
12:06I don't judge.
12:07But there's this part of me that just thinks,
12:10go on, then, do your worst.
12:14It's what Becky went through and, you know,
12:17if it did happen to me, then...
12:21..it means I wouldn't have to work this hard any more,
12:25just fight to get out of bed some days.
12:29Sounds so melodramatic out loud.
12:31Sounds so melodramatic out loud.
12:36You'd want to be killed?
12:38No.
12:40No, no, not... See, it's...
12:42It sounds like that, but it's not as clearly thought out, it's...
12:46I'd never want Betsy to go through that.
12:49No, never.
12:52I guess it just crosses my mind sometimes.
12:56When it gets dangerous, it's...
12:59I think, well, if it did happen to me,
13:01then it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, would it?
13:06Am I a bad person?
13:08I think you sound lonely.
13:12Sorry.
13:14No, I don't apologise.
13:16Actually, now I've realised that I've said it out loud,
13:19I need to knock those kinds of thoughts on the head.
13:22And get a grip.
13:25And actually get home.
13:29You shouldn't have given me so much truth drug.
13:32I get very unprofessional.
13:34I think we're way past having to be professional, aren't we?
13:39Yeah.
13:41I missed our chats, you know, when you were...
13:43Being a ratbag?
13:45I was going to say protecting me in your own way, but...
13:48That's because you're kinder than me. Come here.
13:51Come here.
13:54You asked me if I missed attention.
13:56Will you ever do?
13:58You know, Betsy's too cool to hug her mum now, so...
14:02You're good to me, Carla.
14:05Yeah.
14:10You mustn't put yourself in harm's way.
14:13Hmm?
14:14I won't.
14:17Just for Betsy's sake.
14:19Yeah.
14:20Yeah.
14:25I need to go.
14:28Oh, Lisa, wait.
14:29Wait, wait.
14:31No.
14:39I mean, you could have proper lost it with Carla if you hadn't showed up.
14:42Shows you.
14:44So do I.
14:45Oh, no, it's...
14:47So she's OK, then, Carla? She seem all right to you today?
14:50She was up and out by the time I woke up.
14:53All right.
14:54OK.
14:56Well, I hope she's, er...
14:59Yeah.
15:00Yeah, I'll tell her you're asking after her.
15:02OK.
15:04No, no, I mean, no.
15:06Best not say anything.
15:08At all.
15:10Right, I'll see you later.
15:12OK.
15:14Er, you've... You forgot your coffee.
15:29What are you doing?
15:31I've just got a big meeting.
15:33I'm coming for my lucky socks.
15:35Cos I'm superstitious.
15:36What are you doing?
15:38Cos... Yeah. No, no, no.
15:40No?
15:41Heard you walking round last night.
15:43Yeah, well, I couldn't sleep.
15:45Screens before bed, you know. Should know better.
15:48So it had nothing to do with what happened with that bloke?
15:51Look, it's all right.
15:53DS Wayne arrested him, didn't she?
15:55So I've nothing to be scared of.
15:57I saw her in the cafe. She's a funny fish, that one, isn't she?
16:00Who, Lisa? No way.
16:04She did have a barney last night or something.
16:07Is that what she said?
16:08No, no, just...
16:11She's just being weird.
16:12Weird? How, Ryan?
16:14I don't know, just weird.
16:15I mean, she said not to let on to you that she'd asked after you.
16:19She asked after me.
16:21OK, now, you're being weird. What... Are you OK?
16:24Apart from standing here talking round the house with you on picture.
16:28Well, she just seemed worried about you, that's all.
16:31Well, there's no need. I'm fine.
16:35As you were.
16:41SHE SIGHS
16:53Oh, buy us a coffee, Mrs Connor.
16:58Buy yourself one.
16:59See, I would, but I lost my job, didn't I?
17:02So I am grassy.
17:04I told you, ma'am, you could have your job back.
17:06She did mention something about pay rise, actually,
17:09and I met a daily latte from the boss.
17:14Where is your mum? How is she?
17:16Down at the station, fighting crime, ignoring her only kid, Aspen.
17:21So, about my job...
17:24Why don't you come in today and I will give you your shifts?
17:28All right?
17:29Hey.
17:31Latte.
17:40FOOTSTEPS
17:43Lisa.
17:46Is everything OK? Nothing else has happened, has it?
17:49No, no, I just saw Betsy. She said you weren't working.
17:52And she's correct?
17:55I thought you'd have called me. To update me.
17:59Oh, right. Yeah, sorry, I've been busy.
18:02We've charged him. Common assault.
18:04OK.
18:06Well, he knows where I work. What if he comes back?
18:10I'd be surprised if he did.
18:12But, you know, you know the drill.
18:14Don't leave alone, especially when it's dark.
18:16If a tap, shout, fire, not help,
18:18and keep some keys in between my fingers.
18:21Right, I know what it's like to be a woman.
18:23Yeah, don't we all?
18:25Look, is that it? It's just I've got a lot on, so...
18:28Or are you avoiding me?
18:30I'm working.
18:31I'm working.
18:34Lisa, Lisa, can we talk?
18:37I'm in the middle of something.
18:39Are we?
18:41We need to speak about this.
18:55You've been avoiding me.
18:57I have, yeah.
18:59Erm...
19:01So, you what, you...
19:04You think I'm a tourist, right?
19:07Don't go putting words into my mouth, but, yeah,
19:10tourist sums it up nicely.
19:13OK, erm...
19:16Surely that does us both a disservice, thinking that.
19:22What's the point in a post-mortem on something that never even happened?
19:26Well, OK, but things have changed between us
19:29because you're swerving me.
19:31OK, right, well, now we've cleared the air, so let's move on.
19:34I would love to do that, but I don't want it to affect our friendship.
19:38And why would it?
19:39You know, we had a moment and now the moment's gone, so...
19:44Yeah.
19:46You straight birds, honestly.
19:48I know it sounds lame, all right,
19:50but I did tell you that my divorce coming through,
19:53it really rocked me, you know, and...
19:55Look, Lisa, I really don't want this to change things between us, you know,
19:59to jeopardise our friendship.
20:04Look, I've been missing in action myself.
20:07You know, with this Betsy and Joel and now being taken off the case.
20:12I've got a pretty big ego, haven't I?
20:16Work's my thing and it's been taking a battering lately, so...
20:21Yeah.
20:25Please can we draw a line under it?
20:30Yeah.
20:34OK, and please can we stop swerving each other,
20:37because I honestly do want to...
20:39Just to get back to where we were, if that's possible.
20:45Of course it is.
20:50I'd give you a hug, but I think it might be...
20:53No.
20:55Let's go.
21:04That one.
21:05Today, you were a little bit...
21:09gnarky, Shea Underworld.
21:13Thanks for your feedback.
21:15No, no, no, no, no. Not gnarky.
21:17No, that's the wrong word.
21:20Tetchy. There's a difference.
21:22Leave it there, mate.
21:23You see, tetchy means it's just like that bubbling under all day long.
21:27Bringing everyone right down.
21:29Nine o'clock tomorrow morning, Shea's going to make your life hell.
21:32She knows I'm an ally.
21:34Back in a sec.
21:40It's your resident pain in the bum.
21:42Can I buy you a drink to say thanks for giving my job back?
21:44And, sorry, my mum will have to do the honours.
21:47I'm underage and all that.
21:49Just finished it, actually. I'm heading back to the factory, so...
21:52See you later.
21:53I'm not into gratitude journals, but if I was, your name would be in it.
21:59Erm...
22:00Really?
22:01Well, that's nice to know. If you had one, I'd be in it.
22:04Or something.
22:23Look, I know I need to get a grip.
22:28Getting mixed up with Joel, lying about me,
22:30and you've bailed me out so many times,
22:33and Carla's given me another chance at the factory,
22:35and I'm lucky.
22:37And people don't get second chances.
22:40True.
22:43It's just you and me now, and Mum's gone,
22:45and I don't know what I'm going to do with my life.
22:49It's just you and me now, and Mum's gone,
22:51and I need to step up.
22:54Well, at least try to, let's be real.
22:59I'll get us some dry roasted.
23:19Oh, Vera.
23:21Ugh.
23:22I mean, who doesn't love a female copper?
23:27Eh?
23:32What's with the smokiness?
23:34What's with the defensiveness?
23:38Do you reckon Lisa watches cop dramas?
23:40Well, that's a bit busman's holiday, isn't it, I suppose?
23:43Oh, come on, this is me.
23:45Big luggles for listening,
23:46and broad shoulders for snotty tears, innit?
23:48Come on.
23:49Who says I want to cry?
23:51Well, I know that there's a bit of a vibe between you two.
23:55No, there's...
23:59I don't...
24:02OK, we always...
24:04almost had a...
24:07kind of moment, almost.
24:09You almost had a moment?
24:11Well, it was...
24:13Ugh!
24:14You're making me feel about ten.
24:17No, it's not funny, Ryan.
24:19I don't know.
24:20We tried to talk about it a bit today, kind of.
24:23I don't know.
24:24Just... It's awkward.
24:26I've just watched you both pretending not to look at each other.
24:29And her face dropped a mile when you legged it and all.
24:32Yeah, but that's probably because we're both...
24:34scared that we're about to...
24:36I don't know.
24:37Yeah, but that's probably because we're both...
24:39scared that we're about to ruin a potentially great friendship.
24:43I don't... No, Ryan!
24:45Right, OK.
24:47Friendship.
24:49Yes, Ryan.
24:50Friendship.
24:53You want to kiss her.
24:55Ah!
24:56Stop it!
24:58Stop it!
24:59All right.
25:00I was drunk!
25:01Come on, don't be embarrassed or in denial on my account.
25:04It's 2024.
25:06You're blowing everything out of proportion.
25:08OK, fine.
25:10But in my honest opinion,
25:12I think you're, er...
25:14I think you're both pining for each other.
25:18Fancy sharing a Quattro Stagioni?
25:20Yes.
25:21Wicked.