上田ちゃんネル 2024年10月10日 おバカ芸能界適性チェック
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00:00Ueda Channel!
00:02Thank you for having us!
00:06Ueda Channel has been a top-notch show since last week.
00:10We had you on the show for the first time in 18 years.
00:13Last week, the first episode of the show was called
00:16The Greatest Showman of the Entertainment World.
00:19It was a lot of fun at first.
00:21Yeah, it was.
00:23To tell you the truth,
00:25I don't know if it was 40 or 50 minutes last week,
00:28but I was more tired than I was on a 24-hour TV show.
00:32What? No way!
00:34No, I'm serious.
00:36I was able to have a good time on a 24-hour TV show,
00:39but now I'm exhausted.
00:41The moment it ended, the two of us were like,
00:43I'm so tired.
00:45I'm out of oxygen.
00:47I'm so bad at this, but I'm still doing it.
00:50Yeah.
00:51Continuing from last week,
00:53we're going to have you compete in this week's show.
00:56This time, we're going to do
00:58the OBAKA Entertainment Check!
01:01Oh!
01:02The OBAKA Check!
01:04The four OBAKA members
01:06will check their ability to adapt
01:08to the entertainment world.
01:12The first OBAKA Check is
01:13a food report competition
01:15where you can tell us how good the food is in one minute.
01:18This time, we're going to try
01:20Kinbei, which is a popular dish in Japan.
01:22Kinbei.
01:23It's a delicious bento.
01:24Are you confident in your food report?
01:26Yes.
01:27I am.
01:28Do you do that kind of work?
01:30I've done it a lot.
01:32If you're confident.
01:34Yes, I've done it.
01:35Beppu, are you confident, too?
01:37Yes, I'm doing a cooking show
01:39in my hometown.
01:41Oh, really?
01:42You're a cook, right?
01:44Yes, so I'm pretty confident.
01:46Beppu might have an advantage.
01:47What about you, Ishimoto?
01:48I've been cut twice in the past.
01:50Twice?
01:51Twice?
01:52Twice?
01:53Yes.
01:54First of all,
01:55Mashiko Atsuki, who played Haku
01:57in Sen To Chi Hiro no Kamikakushi.
02:00I played Haku.
02:01Yes, in Sen To Chi Hiro no Kamikakushi.
02:03I flew to London for about a month and a half.
02:06No, I didn't fly.
02:09I went to the United States.
02:10Oh, you went to London.
02:11You went to the United States.
02:12Wow.
02:13That's right.
02:14You sang and danced hard.
02:15You were born handsome.
02:17You didn't think you'd be in this circle, did you?
02:20Don't you think so?
02:21But now,
02:22you know,
02:23Kinbei's bento box has been delivered.
02:25At that stage,
02:26it looks delicious.
02:27It's a lie.
02:28At that stage,
02:29it looks delicious.
02:30I don't know.
02:32Look at that.
02:33It looks delicious.
02:34That's a lie.
02:35Mr. Ueda, let's stop.
02:37Let's stop being common sense with them.
02:39Let's stop.
02:40That's true.
02:41Let's stop being common sense.
02:42Then, Mashiko, please.
02:44Yes.
02:45Please look.
02:46This label.
02:47It's only one minute.
02:48The letters are very...
02:49I can't make a bento.
02:51I can't make a bento.
02:52What's going on?
02:53It looks like I drew it myself.
02:55It looks like I drew it myself.
02:56It's very...
02:57No, no.
02:58It looks like a souvenir.
02:59No, no.
03:00The soup is dripping.
03:03Then, I'll eat it.
03:04Hurry up and eat.
03:05It's only one minute.
03:06It's only one minute.
03:07Double...
03:08Oh, that's right.
03:09It's a double layer, and it looks very delicious.
03:11It's a double layer, and it looks very delicious.
03:12I don't think it's a composition.
03:13I don't think it's a composition.
03:14It doesn't look delicious at this stage.
03:16It's a double layer, and it looks delicious.
03:17Let's look inside.
03:18Why is it a double layer?
03:19Ta-da!
03:20Thank goodness it didn't collapse.
03:22This is a fish dish.
03:24I see.
03:25And edamame.
03:27Macaroni salad.
03:29And an egg-like thing.
03:31It's an egg.
03:32It's not like that.
03:33It's definitely an egg.
03:34This is a thing that my grandmother often made.
03:37It's like a yellowtail radish.
03:39There's no yellowtail in it.
03:41There's no yellowtail or radish in it.
03:44Time's up!
03:49That's ridiculous.
03:50You didn't eat it at all.
03:52You didn't eat it at all.
03:53You're late!
03:54You're late, Mashiko!
03:56You only had one minute!
03:58You opened it and made a mistake.
04:00You opened it and made a mistake.
04:01Mashiko!
04:02Eat it!
04:03That's ridiculous.
04:04It's already been a minute?
04:05It's already been a minute.
04:06It's already been a minute.
04:07It's over.
04:08It's over.
04:09You made a mistake with the yellowtail radish.
04:12You opened it and made a mistake.
04:14It's over.
04:16Kinbe-san will be angry if you do this.
04:19I didn't do it.
04:21Mashiko, what was your plan?
04:24I wanted to convey the taste of salmon in the last 10 seconds
04:29while putting the feelings of the person who made it
04:32that I love not only the ingredients but also the label.
04:37Isn't it short?
04:39I wanted to convey the taste of the bento.
04:42Isn't that salmon?
04:44That's mackerel.
04:45It's mackerel.
04:46It's mackerel.
04:47I wanted to convey the taste of mackerel.
04:48If you think about the feelings of the person who made it,
04:50you can't stand up.
04:54What would you do if it was mackerel miso soup?
04:56I was surprised because it was different from what I expected.
05:00You don't know much about bento.
05:02You don't know the basics of bento.
05:05But I'm glad I made it.
05:07You're satisfied with your own bento.
05:10Next is the challenge of Aopon, a model exclusive to Natsu.
05:16The meaning of the phrase,
05:18which is the same as Salmon Chikara Ochiru, is...
05:20What is it?
05:21The history of kappa.
05:23She's dead.
05:24But...
05:25She's dead.
05:26But...
05:27The report of Aopon's meal is interesting.
05:30I agree.
05:31It's fresh.
05:32I want to see her eating.
05:34We only have one minute.
05:36Let's start the report of Aopon's meal.
05:40I'll wipe my hands first.
05:42I don't need an explanation.
05:44I'll wipe my hands.
05:45It's time.
05:46Can I make it in time?
05:47Can I eat this?
05:49It's chicken.
05:50It says chicken, so I'm sure there's chicken in it.
05:54Absolutely.
05:56Why are you lying?
05:58It's my first time eating this. It looks delicious.
06:01You haven't opened it yet.
06:02I feel like I'm eating with my girlfriend.
06:04You're right.
06:05Wow, it's fashionable.
06:08It's fashionable.
06:10It's fashionable.
06:11It's fashionable.
06:12It looks delicious.
06:13It may be hard to eat because it has claws.
06:15It has claws.
06:16You always eat it.
06:21What should I eat first?
06:22I'll eat umeboshi first.
06:24Why?
06:25You should eat chicken first.
06:27We only have one minute.
06:29You should eat the main dish first.
06:31I wanted to eat something sour.
06:32Let's eat.
06:33You should eat rice first.
06:34It's not plum.
06:36It's not rice.
06:37How is it?
06:38It's over.
06:40You should comment.
06:42I'm sorry.
06:44You should eat meat and comment.
06:47What are you doing?
06:48It's delicious.
06:49It's delicious, but it's too late.
06:51It's delicious, but it's too late.
06:52You only ate white rice.
06:54You're a traitor.
06:56This is a personal live broadcast.
06:59This is a personal live broadcast at 3 p.m.
07:03It's a waste.
07:04I wanted to eat rice.
07:05I haven't eaten anything yet.
07:07You haven't eaten anything yet.
07:09You should eat meat.
07:11You're just hungry.
07:13You should eat meat.
07:15If you go there, you can eat rice.
07:17Do you think the TV station is a waterfall?
07:21I'm hungry.
07:23Next is SHOKI ISHIMOTO, who has been cut twice in the past.
07:30Can you do it?
07:32Leave a piece of cucumber in your mouth.
07:35What does that mean?
07:37What does that mean?
07:40Leave a piece of cucumber in your mouth.
07:42You should say it properly.
07:43You haven't done it properly.
07:45Let's get started.
07:47I'm going to eat a lunch box from a fish shop.
07:51I'm going to eat it now.
07:54Why do you eat it all at once?
07:56I eat it all at once.
07:58You should pay attention to the time.
08:00I'll explain the side dishes first.
08:02I don't have time.
08:05I'll explain the taste first.
08:08You should pay attention to the time.
08:11It's a mess.
08:12There are a lot of side dishes.
08:15I want to eat horse.
08:17I think everyone knows what the taste of white rice is.
08:20I'll explain the main dish first.
08:23I'll explain the main dish first.
08:25I'll explain the main dish first.
08:27You should eat fish.
08:29You should eat fish.
08:34Why are you trying to make a sexy face?
08:36Why are you trying to make a sexy face?
08:39You should eat horse.
08:41You should eat horse.
08:43You ate too much.
08:45You ate too much.
08:48That's all.
08:52That's all.
08:54You can't speak because you ate too much.
08:56That's all.
08:58You can finish it in one bite.
09:02Are you still eating?
09:05I did it.
09:09You didn't do it.
09:11You didn't do it.
09:12You should go home.
09:14You should go home.
09:16You should go home.
09:18You should go home.
09:20You should tell the viewers during the food report.
09:23You should tell the viewers during the food report.
09:25The egg was so big that I couldn't bite it.
09:28You can tell how big it is by looking at it.
09:30It's the easiest to explain the taste.
09:34Why are you telling me a secret?
09:37Why are you telling me a secret?
09:41I can't explain the main dish.
09:44I can't explain the main dish.
09:45I can't explain the taste.
09:47I can't explain the taste.
09:49You can't explain the taste.
09:51You can't explain the taste.
09:53You can't explain the taste.
09:58The last food report is from a former cook, Beppu.
10:05Beppu's answer is...
10:07a dish that has a lot of salt.
10:09No.
10:11I will be sick.
10:13I thought he was a cook.
10:15I thought he was a cook.
10:16Let's start Beppu's food report.
10:18Start!
10:19Hello, I'm Beppu. Nice to meet you.
10:21Now, I'd like to have this bento.
10:27I'm going to open it.
10:30Wow, it's amazing.
10:34And this is...
10:37What is it?
10:38Look!
10:39The color is vivid. It's amazing.
10:41It looks like a forest.
10:44It looks like a forest.
10:45It's amazing.
10:47I'll take this paper.
10:49Now, I'd like to have the main dish.
10:52This is probably fish.
10:54Look at this.
10:55It's pinky.
10:56This is good.
10:58I'll eat the bones first.
11:00What?
11:01It's a bone.
11:03There's a bone.
11:05Is it a fish?
11:06I'll eat this bone.
11:08It's a bone.
11:10I can see that.
11:12I'll eat it.
11:14Don't eat it with your hands.
11:16Are you an alien?
11:18It's over.
11:20It's over.
11:22What?
11:24It's so good.
11:26It's so good.
11:27I can't understand you at all.
11:29I'm sorry.
11:31I was confident.
11:32The four of you should apologize to Kinbu.
11:35It's a piece of egg and a piece of salmon.
11:38Normally, if you're told to wait a minute, don't you take a break?
11:41I don't know how long it takes to eat a piece of egg.
11:44I can't understand you.
11:46You can't understand me.
11:48I'll take a break.
11:49I'll take a break.
11:50I'll continue to eat the bento.
11:52I'll continue to eat the bento.
11:54I'll continue to eat the bento.
11:56I'll take a break.
11:57That's amazing.
11:59He used too much time.
12:02He couldn't taste anything.
12:05He's back.
12:07He's back.
12:09Will he be able to make up for his mistake?
12:11Beppu will take revenge on the one-minute report.
12:15I'll do it.
12:17Don't lick the chopsticks.
12:20I'm sorry.
12:21I'm sorry.
12:22I'm sorry.
12:23I'm sorry.
12:24I'm sorry.
12:25I'm sorry.
12:26I'm sorry.
12:27I'm sorry.
12:28I'm sorry.
12:29I'm sorry.
12:30I'm sorry.
12:31I'm sorry.
12:32I'm sorry.
12:33He's not a good human being.
12:35I'll leave.
12:37You should start a report.
12:39You should stop licking the chopsticks.
12:41I'm sorry.
12:42I'm sorry.
12:43I can't do it.
12:45I'll take advantage of your time.
12:48One-minute report.
12:51I'll eat.
12:52I'll eat.
12:53I'll eat.
12:54I'll eat the salmon.
12:57I'll eat.
12:58There is a lot of lemon.
12:59I'll eat.
13:00There is a lot of lemon.
13:02It's delicious!
13:04This is delicious!
13:06I was surprised.
13:08It's like the original fish.
13:10It's lively.
13:12It's not lively.
13:14It's a grilled fish.
13:16It's a delicate,
13:18fresh salmon.
13:20It goes well with white rice.
13:22You haven't eaten it yet.
13:24I have a feeling that it goes well with white rice.
13:26It's really delicious.
13:28It's as good as grilled meat.
13:30It's the worst.
13:32It's the worst.
13:34It's as good as grilled meat.
13:36It's as good as grilled meat.
13:38Then,
13:40eat grilled meat.
13:42You don't like grilled meat that much.
13:44I've never seen a fish like grilled meat.
13:46You don't like grilled meat that much.
13:48It's amazing.
13:50I want to thank the fisherman.
13:52Time's up!
13:54Disqualified!
13:56Disqualified!
13:58I've eaten fish, but it's as good as grilled meat.
14:02I wanted to convey how delicious it is.
14:04Because there are people
14:06that like fish better.
14:10Everyone likes grilled meat.
14:12Everyone likes grilled meat.
14:14Listen to me purely.
14:16Listen to me purely.
14:18I can't see it.
14:20I can't see it.
14:22I can't see it.
14:24Don't make fun of me.
14:26I can't focus on you.
14:28Don't make fun of me.
14:33Don't make fun of me!
14:43Do you want to challenge Ishimoto again?
14:45I want to show the result here.
14:47I want to show the result here.
14:53It's like the Olympics for him.
14:57I want to show the result here.
14:59His Paris is not over yet.
15:05Ishimoto didn't swallow the omelet.
15:07He finished eating without saying anything.
15:13Will he be able to show the result at the end?
15:15Will Ishimoto show the result at the end?
15:19He is full of energy.
15:21He wants to show the result.
15:25Is this a project?
15:27He is trying to show the result.
15:29He is trying to show the result.
15:31Ishimoto's extra stage.
15:33Start!
15:35He is fast.
15:37Today's food is Kinbe.
15:41I will introduce the contents.
15:45There are many things.
15:49There are pickles and main dish.
15:51There are pickles and main dish.
15:55There are many smells.
15:59It's because it's a bento.
16:01He was eating it.
16:03Look at this.
16:05There are bones.
16:07He was eating it.
16:09He was eating it.
16:11He was eating it.
16:13This is the smell of the Japanese world.
16:17He is not showing his sexy face.
16:21The creaminess of ginger is outstanding.
16:23The creaminess of ginger is outstanding.
16:25The creaminess of ginger is outstanding.
16:27The creaminess of ginger is outstanding.
16:29Why is it sexy?
16:33This is a dish with cod roe.
16:35That's it.
16:37You can see it by looking at it.
16:41He was eating it.
16:43You can see it by looking at it.
16:47That's it.
16:49That's it.
16:51That's no good.
16:53Kinbe.
16:55Thank you for your help.
16:57Thank you for your help.
16:59Next is....
17:01Next is...
17:03Next is....
17:05We will debate for 3 minutes.
17:07We will debate for 3 minutes.
17:09In order to do that, it's important to convey your own opinions.
17:13So please challenge yourself to debate without losing to the other three.
17:18There are commentators now, and the presidential election is going well.
17:23You want to do that kind of work in the future, right?
17:25Yes, I want to do it.
17:33You want to be a commentator, right?
17:35Yes, I want to be popular!
17:38Why are commentators popular?
17:40Like Hashimoto-san?
17:42Or Morinaga-san?
17:44They're popular!
17:45So the topic for today's debate is...
17:48Who is the most popular person in Japan right now?
17:54Who is the most popular person in Japan right now?
17:57You can debate based on your opinion.
18:01Based on your opinion.
18:03Let's start the three-minute debate!
18:12Oh, me?
18:13I think Ueta Aya-san is the most popular.
18:18I think Nagasawa Masami-san is the most popular.
18:24Tamaki Kouji-san.
18:28I think Tamaki Kouji-san is the most popular.
18:31Aoi Matsumoto Jun-san.
18:33Aoi Jun-san?
18:37Matsumoto Jun-san.
18:42When I saw Nagasawa Masami-san in a movie, he was really cute.
18:46You're popular, right?
18:48I'm popular.
18:50Who was it?
18:52Nagasawa Masami-san.
18:54You guys are at Starbucks, right?
18:56Nagasawa Masami-san is tall and has a good figure.
19:01But Tamaki-san's singing voice is so good that it makes your ears feel like you're pregnant.
19:06I've heard that before.
19:08You're popular, right? You're so handsome.
19:10Me?
19:11You're popular, right?
19:12Me?
19:13You're popular, right?
19:14I'm conscious of Tamaki-san.
19:17You're conscious of Tamaki-san?
19:18I think I'm getting excited recently.
19:20I've never been conscious of Ueta Aya-san.
19:23That's not true.
19:27But only Matsu-san is called MJ.
19:31Michael Jackson is also called MJ.
19:34Michael Jackson is also called MJ.
19:37Michael Jackson is also called MJ.
19:39Matsu-san is called Matsu-san.
19:41You said you're from Japan, right?
19:43No, I'm from the world.
19:45You're the coolest in the world, right?
19:47Then I'm Decaprio.
19:49Why are you from the world?
19:50I'm from Japan.
19:52If you're from Japan, who are you?
19:55Are you a man or a woman?
19:56I'm Ueta Aya-san.
19:57I'm Nagasawa Masami-san.
20:01I forgot.
20:03I'm Tamaki-san.
20:04We're in a time loop.
20:06We're in a time loop.
20:08We're going to finish in three minutes.
20:10Who do you want to date the most?
20:12Let's say it together.
20:13Let's do it together.
20:14Why do we have to say it together?
20:17It's not the same.
20:19Why do we have to say it together?
20:21Let's say the name we just said together.
20:25Nagasawa Masami-san.
20:27Me?
20:29Why me?
20:31Nagasawa Masami-san.
20:33Nagasawa Masami-san is beautiful.
20:36Nagasawa Masami-san?
20:38We're talking, right?
20:41You can't say that.
20:43Japan is difficult.
20:45Let's say the world.
20:47Change the theme.
20:49The theme is different.
20:50It's hard to understand in Japan.
20:52The world is difficult.
20:53Let's say it together.
20:55Let's say it together.
20:56Uetoya.
20:58Time's up!
21:00Time's up!
21:02Why did you confirm it at the end?
21:06Who said it?
21:08It's not the same.
21:10What are you talking about?
21:12What's the difference?
21:14What's the difference?
21:16If it's Japan, it's Uetoya.
21:18If it's the world, it's Seino.
21:20Why are you debating?
21:24Why?
21:26Is there a debate in Seino?
21:30What was that?
21:32It's a debate.
21:34If I were Uetoya, I would have said it.
21:37If it's the world, it's Jun Matsumoto.
21:40You have to try to convince other people.
21:45You have to convince them.
21:47You can't just say, I understand.
21:51I understand.
21:52It was great.
21:54I laughed a lot.
21:56We're like brothers.
22:00Can you do it on YouTube every week?
22:03I'll watch it every week.
22:05It's true.
22:11We've had two rounds.
22:15Who did you like the most?
22:21It's time to announce the winner.
22:27Let's decide.
22:29The official X program has been created.
22:31There are a lot of videos that you can only see here.
22:40Please check it out.
22:42What?
22:43The official X program has been created.
22:45Please check it out.
22:47The official X program has been created.
22:49Please check it out.
22:52Obaka is the strongest.
22:55Let's decide.
22:58Let's decide.
23:00Doro.
23:04Doro.
23:08Doro means mud.
23:10Doro.
23:12It's not ah.
23:14Next time.
23:16Shimizu Airi's position.
23:18Please look forward to it.
23:23How is it?
23:25It's soft.
23:27Please look forward to it.
23:29It's better than the four of us and Airi.
23:31It's not good.