Autopsy: Would it be easier if I was a woman-short BL movie
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00:00Anatomy pathologic
00:02Specialized in lesional profiling
00:04What does decoding give?
00:06Dr. Riviere does a part of his own analysis
00:08It avoids wasting time with the lab
00:10There's an obstacle, I'm replacing it with the foot
00:12What's that?
00:14I don't know, we didn't give a detail
00:16I'm sorry, Captain
00:20Home preparation
00:22It should help you with the tests
00:24How did you identify it?
00:26The wallet in his jacket
00:28There's a guide inside
00:32What if it was a young woman?
00:34What would you use it for?
00:38I don't know, maybe a sexual crime
00:42We'll see
00:58A few days later
01:12We lost the fetal, man
01:14It happens
01:16How did he react?
01:18Who?
01:20Who, in your opinion?
01:22He did what he had to
01:24You mean?
01:26He laid you on the bed, opened your shirt,
01:28and kissed you on the mouth
01:30and you turned into a guinea pig
01:32You're pissing me off
01:34I can dream
01:36I'd like to be in your place
01:38It's getting better
01:40It's the first time it happens to me
01:42You should be careful
01:44Avoid strong emotions
01:46Decoding in the shortest time possible
01:48You can count on my discretion
01:50You can count on my total discretion
01:52Frédéric Hiberto,
01:54you were stabbed in the heart
01:56The killer then cut you with a cutter
01:58and threw your body in a ball pit
02:00Where skaters found him
02:02this morning
02:04If only we weren't a bunch of faggots
02:08Yes
02:10Yes, don't hang up
02:12It's for you, Dr. Rivière
02:14Thank you for warning me
02:16I didn't think I'd notice your concern
02:26Do you think there's something after death?
02:30I'm supposed to be the most qualified person to answer this question
02:34It's good that I'm asking
02:36You're a lawyer
02:38Me?
02:40A lawyer?
02:46Honestly,
02:50I think the movie stops as it started
02:54May the light remain on and may life go on
02:58That's our life
03:00What about you?
03:04Captain
03:06It's funny
03:08I mean, funny
03:10I think I've seen almost everything
03:12Rape, assault, all kinds of things
03:14Suicide
03:16I've taken a lot of heavy stuff
03:18And I faint in front of you
03:20like a young girl
03:22It feels nice
03:26Your mother died of a brain injury
03:36She committed suicide by swallowing medocs
03:3820 years ago
03:40Dr. Pompon did the autopsy
03:42I'll never forget his words
03:46Or how he held me in his arms
03:48in that little office outside the morgue
03:52I made you put on a new one, didn't I?
03:54Yes, I did
03:56I rebuilt myself thanks to her
03:58At least not this morning
04:00A mutilated corpse
04:02The peculiar smell of death
04:06I was expecting the reassuring presence of Dr. Pompon
04:08And it's me who's dead
04:10We meet again like 11 years ago
04:12Hi
04:14Faced with all this violence that overwhelms you
04:18It's funny, I've been working on the crime of Lyon for almost 20 years
04:20And I don't remember meeting you
04:24I'm not sure we go to the same places
04:28I was still in Pasta Avignon two months ago
04:30Cigar bar?
04:32Love disappointment
04:36You know, Captain
04:40Violence is like the poison of war
04:42The body accumulates without ever being completely evacuated
04:46A small element of the trigger is enough
04:48To cause a neurosis
04:54How much do you want for the consultation, Doctor?
05:00And be nice and stop calling me Captain
05:02You're a Captain
05:04And I'm not Captain
05:10But, I'm a man
05:12And I want to have a solution
05:18I just want you to know
05:20The burden of loving me
05:22And my daughter
05:24I love you
05:28Thank you
05:30And for life
05:32She's got to keep up.
05:34She's got to keep up.
05:36She's got to keep up.
05:38I'm afraid.
05:40I know.
06:03I loved you.
06:13You should talk to Emmanuel Rivière.
06:15The mercenarie.
06:19That's funny, I was just thinking of you.
06:21I would have liked to speak to you.
06:23I still have a few hours left, but we could see eachother, maybe at 8.30?
06:26So Mathieu, where?
06:29It's an old bar in Lyon.
06:31No, I'm just kidding.
06:33Ok, let's go to the set.
06:35Very well.
06:59A few hours earlier
07:10Good evening.
07:14You're not too shocked?
07:17I should be.
07:18You don't recognize the reputation of the establishment?
07:21All the cops know it.
07:23That's how things work.
07:25I was there.
07:27It's a pleasure.
07:37I suppose you discovered that Frédéric Berton wasn't totally unknown.
07:45It's really unpredictable, doctor.
07:48On the other hand, you...
07:54You didn't tell me anything.
07:56What do you mean?
07:58That I took physiopathology classes with Professor Berton?
08:02That was eight years ago.
08:04And we were hundreds in this case.
08:06All homosexuals.
08:11You touch with all the women you meet, Captain.
08:20I'm Dio, you're married?
08:22Yes, and faithful.
08:24Dato, dato.
08:28I lied to you.
08:30You should have told me.
08:32You never told me.
08:35But I'm very happy you did.
08:50Eric.
08:52That's what we call a statement, okay?
08:55So?
08:57I'm not gay, is that clear?
08:59You got that?
09:00Calm down, leave him alone!
09:02Get out of here, faggot!
09:06Shit, there's something, shit!
09:08You son of a bitch!
09:18You have a message.
09:21I'm really sorry for yesterday.
09:23I'll call you back in a day.
09:28You're very discreet.
09:30But the day before my thesis, I stayed a little later to work.
09:33A man in his thirties arrived, like that, in the office.
09:36With supplies in his hands, I thought he was going to throw them in my face.
09:42Do you recognize this man in these pictures?
09:52Are you formal?
09:53We don't forget so easily a guy who treats you like a little whore.
09:59I don't know if he saw that we broke my phone.
10:01I think so.
10:04It doesn't make sense.
10:08And that bastard, he's playing with me.
10:22First of all, it was my fault.
10:26How did you get my phone number?
10:28Did you get my address?
10:30Why didn't you call me back?
10:34To be sure to see me again?
10:36So that I'd emigrate to your place, is that it?
10:38Is that what excites you?
10:40Listen, I don't know what you think of people of my kind.
10:46But the fantasy of a macho cop is not my thing at all.
10:49Either you come in,
10:51to make yourself known,
10:55or I'll ask you to get out of my life.
10:57Definitely.
11:20Where are you?
11:23Somewhere in hell.
11:26It would make more sense if I was a woman.
11:29I don't know.
11:31I suppose so.
11:34A disabled woman.
11:37A disabled woman.
11:40A disabled woman.
11:43A disabled woman.
11:46A disabled woman.
11:49A disabled woman.
11:51That's not true.
11:52Shit, Rico.
11:53You have the most beautiful woman in the world.
11:55The brightest. And you...
11:58I left home.
12:00What?
12:01I don't get it.
12:02You don't become a fag the next day.
12:04Not you.
12:06What's your problem with fags, Rico?
12:10Can you explain the lack of complaint of a certain Alain Joubert
12:14who claims to have been violently assaulted
12:16by a man whose ID and registration number
12:20correspond to a certain Eric Mercadier?
12:28Luckily, this brave Joubert has enough pot in his ass
12:31so that I don't have to insist on filing his complaint.
12:34It's going to be harder with the article.
12:36I'm ready to take all the consequences.
12:40I give you the opportunity to put some gold in your head.
12:43Go ahead, Rico.
12:46Go ahead.
13:16THE ONLY COMPASSION
13:34I was suspended from my posts at home.
13:38I hesitated between giving up
13:41and choosing the gastronomic weekend
13:45In the region, if your heart tells you so.
13:50Are you sure?
13:52Or are you afraid of running away with a homophobic cop?
13:56Clownism.
14:11Are you driving?
14:15Yes.
14:16Are you driving?
14:17Yes.
14:39Are you driving?
14:41Yes.
14:43Did you know that the brain of Einstein was stolen by the legislator Georges de Svartz in an autopsy?
14:50Thomas Harvey.
14:52He was fired when the administration discovered the theft, but...
14:56he managed to keep his trophy in good shape.
14:59He gave it back to Einstein's family some time before his death.
15:03What did he expect?
15:05To discover the source of his genius?
15:08Why are you telling me this?
15:10Nobody can steal the secrets of America.
15:14Even with a skeleton.
15:15So why are you looking at me as if I had a dog shit on my head?
15:19It's not sure, but it's in the head that it happens.
15:22He only sees what you let him see.
15:24A broken man, guilty of his emotions.
15:27A man who's sweating in shame.
15:33I'm for Thomas.
15:37I love you, America.
15:40I love you, too.
15:46Good evening.
15:47Good evening, sir.
15:48I have a reservation in the name of Mercadier.
15:50Yes.
15:52That's it, yes.
15:53Two rooms, the 7th and the 8th.
15:55Do you want us to show you the breakfast?
15:58In the end, we'll only take one room.
16:00Yes.
16:01It will be room 8.
16:11The story of Anne Buridan
16:17Do you know the story of Anne Buridan?
16:20No, well, it vaguely reminds me of something, yes.
16:24So...
16:27After a long walk in the mountains,
16:30Anne came to a sort of crossroads.
16:33On the right, a source of clear water.
16:36On the left, a peck of oats.
16:41Unable to choose between hunger and thirst,
16:43which he also endures,
16:46the poor animal ended up dying of an anus.
16:52Let's go.
16:55Give me a little more time.
17:10The story of Anne Buridan
17:30You told your story last night.
17:33It's a little more complicated than that.
17:35I know.
17:36No.
17:38No, no, I feel free with you, Emmanuel.
17:42Because, contrary to what you seem to think,
17:45it may be the first time I make a choice in my life.
17:48Some call it friendship.
17:52It may be very good like that.
18:01Oh, fucking shit!
18:03Calm down, it's never a problem.
18:07What are you doing?
18:08I can't afford to mess up my work tool.
18:10I don't have one of the pliers.
18:12Where's the first aid kit?
18:22It's the asshole who pulled me out of this fucking job.
18:24It's not me.
18:25Do you want some water?
18:26Don't fuck with your shitty bottle.
18:28Calm down, Eric.
18:29What's going on? Calm down, man.
18:30You wanted to do it?
18:31Eric, what are you doing?
18:32What, what? Are you disgusted?
18:33Oh, yes, it's not the marbles.
18:34You know you have your nose in it.
18:35Eric, stop.
18:36Stop, shit!
18:37Don't play dumb.
18:38Don't play dumb, fuck.
18:39Don't fuck with me.
18:40What's going on?
18:41Don't fuck with me.
18:42Don't fuck with me.
18:43Don't fuck with me.
18:44You want to play with me?
18:45You want to play with me?
18:49What's going on?
18:50I'll kill you.
19:06I'll kill you.
19:13Did you like it?
19:14Yes, it was good.
19:15Don't tell me you were insensitive to those celestial woods.
19:17Don Giovanni, the definitive proof of the existence of God.
19:20You know, I grew up with Claude François and Adamo.
19:24I don't think you're going to come.
19:25Me, Bobo, you, Prolo.
19:28You know my mother was 30 years pregnant.
19:30She did housework to raise us.
19:33She didn't stop us from conveying her love of beautiful things.
19:36You were lucky.
19:37Yes.
19:38You're a very brave woman.
19:42So, Sushi or Puttanesca?
19:45You can choose.
19:46Yeah.
20:03No.
20:04No.
20:18No.
20:19No.
20:20No.
20:21No.
20:22No.
20:23No.
20:24No.
20:25No.
20:26No.
20:27No.
20:28No.
20:29No.
20:30No.
20:31No.
20:32No.
20:45There's something wrong.
20:48I thought you were sleeping.
20:49I was thinking about your story.
20:52What story?
20:53Berthaud.
20:56The gays of his generation died of AIDS.
20:59And believe me, those who survived are protected.
21:03I don't know where you're coming from.
21:05It means that the sperm in Berthaud's stomach belonged to someone he knew well.
21:09He wasn't a stranger.
21:10So, admit it.
21:12I've been doing this job for eight years, Eric.
21:14I've seen passionate women of all colors.
21:16I've never seen such a charm in my life.
21:18It's hard to imagine Berthaud living a normal life with a little boyfriend.
21:24Come on, go to the goddess.
21:26It's a robot portrait.
21:27It's Berthaud's lover's.
21:29Not necessarily his murderer's.
21:30A robot portrait?
21:31Because you're digging into my stuff now.
21:34Come on.
21:36You didn't want me to find it.
21:40A robot portrait.
21:42You should have put it somewhere else than with the covers.
21:47Why didn't you ask me directly if I knew him?
21:51Because you told me you didn't know all the babies in the universe.
21:56I don't know.
22:06I don't care if Aladin is dead.
22:08That's what I've become anyway.
22:13Of course I love her.
22:16Do you realize that we could be in love with the same man?
22:27What are you doing? It's going to start.
22:29Listen, you'll see, it's a great movie.
22:31I'll see you after, Aladin.
22:32Why? What's going on?
22:34You have a friend.
22:35My ex-boyfriend, he could trust everything.
22:39He really needs me.
22:41What?
22:42Eric.
22:44What would you do if Anne was no longer with you?
22:47Come on, I love you.
22:56I love you too.
23:00Big, strong.
23:01His name is Emmanuel, does that ring a bell?
23:03Yes, the Doc.
23:04Have you seen him?
23:05Maybe.
23:06Come on.
23:07He's got a nice army at the bar.
23:08As soon as I turn around, he's gone.
23:12But that's the toilet, cowboy.
23:13That's often where the angels end up.
23:23Eric!
23:27Okay.
23:29Who are you?
23:30Shut up, Bertaud.
23:31Stop explaining yourself.
23:32Listen to me.
23:34Leave me alone.
23:35You're just a piece of shit.
23:37Elias!
23:39Elias!
23:51Tell me.
23:52Forget the article, you're crazy.
23:56He's a lawyer.
23:58Murder conspiracy,
24:00disguise of evidence in the act of injustice,
24:02and corruption of a poor son-of-a-bitch police officer.
24:22Did you know Dania Ferrucci, Dr. Rivière?
24:26Yes.
24:27Have you been a lover?
24:33Yes.
24:35According to your own autopsy report,
24:38Frédéric Bertaud would have succumbed to a stab in the heart.
24:42The post-mortem dysentery would be the work of a specialist,
24:46only intended to induce the act of a demon.
24:51Could you be this specialist, Dr. Rivière?
24:56I'm talking about Captain Mercadier.
24:58He's the only one.
25:14Your colleague warned me.
25:17I know how important Rose is to you.
25:21I'm listening.
25:26As you wish, Captain.
25:30At 5 p.m. yesterday, Damien called me to ask for help.
25:33I told you on the phone.
25:35What kind of help?
25:36Financial.
25:37He wanted to expatriate himself to Canada.
25:42On the eve of the tragedy, he told Bertaud he was going to leave him.
25:45Why?
25:46Pathological jealousy.
25:47Bertaud could be very violent.
25:49So he hits Damien,
25:50he stabs him in the heart,
25:52he panics, he runs away, he realizes,
25:54and he calls you for help.
25:55No.
25:56He went to hide at his brother's.
25:58The press told him what he learned from the tragedy.
26:01Everyone accused him, he saw the robot portrait, he was scared.
26:03You're lying!
26:05It's for Bertaud that Ferrucci left you six months ago.
26:08You were waiting for this to get back at you.
26:10And then you were served.
26:11And then Rose has her brain injury.
26:13You replace her with Kelvin.
26:14You're lucky.
26:16The rest is just a sinister manipulation game to blur the lines.
26:20It's good, it almost worked.
26:21Almost only, Emmanuel.
26:23Eric.
26:25I wasn't aware of the relationship between Damien and Professor Bertaud.
26:27I swear.
26:30Bertaud's sperm.
26:32Maybe you didn't identify it.
26:33Do you know your wife's DNA, Eric?
26:35No, but I'm not a legislator.
26:43Can you turn off the microphones?
26:48I have nothing to hide.
26:55It's not me you're trying to destroy.
26:57It's you.
26:59So you imagine the ideal scenario to avoid looking at the truth face to face.
27:03But you're in love with me, Eric.
27:05Manipulation!
27:06And it disgusts you to the core.
27:07Manipulation!
27:08But I love you too.
27:10I'm ready to give you anything you want.
27:11Manipulation!
27:24I love you too.
27:33We have a big problem, Rico.
27:43Step back.
27:44Step back!
27:48I have something to show you before the happy end.
27:51Look!
27:54I present to you the owner.
27:56A client.
27:58But how could you imagine, in a second, that it was this small iron fleet
28:01that had my secret group of lost people?
28:03You need weapons for that!
28:06You need a lot of suspense.
28:10You need a huge, huge pair of balls.
28:15And you understand me.
28:18I saw it in your eyes.
28:19You're a victim.
28:20A lost child.
28:22In a monster body.
28:25You're a monster.
28:32Do it!
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