Milk & Money | movie | 1996 | Official Trailer
When David drops out of medical school, he finds out what life isn't really like. He meets beautiful women, holds a box, | dG1fckN4dXRUQ0thMTA
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00:00I need someone I can trust.
00:03You look awfully nice, but I need someone I can trust absolutely.
00:08You can trust me absolutely.
00:09Take this.
00:10Yesterday, David dropped out of medical school and moved in with his parents.
00:14Did you get a job today?
00:15I'm holding a package for someone.
00:16Who?
00:17Well, I don't know.
00:18Surprise!
00:19Today, he's on the loose in New York.
00:21What have I done? What have I done? What have I done?
00:23Why do men always feel guilty in the morning? I hate that.
00:26There's some guy next to me, some guy who was really nice the night before going,
00:29Oh, no, what have I done? What have I done? What have I done?
00:32Can you explain that to me?
00:33Open to any opportunity.
00:35You know anything about cattle?
00:36David will think of something.
00:37Seeking his fortune.
00:39I know nothing about cattle.
00:41Well, there must be books.
00:42From the titles, I'd say you have to get somebody's herd on or off their property PDQ
00:47or else forfeit the purchase or sale of the land they're on.
00:51You know all this stuff?
00:53And looking for love.
00:54Do you know how many men, if I came on to them the way that I came on to you,
00:57would already be back in my apartment?
00:59I envy them.
00:59In all the right places.
01:01Four women in four days?
01:03Do you know how long it's been since I got laid?
01:05David.
01:07Oh.
01:08Hello.
01:08Welcome to my house.
01:10Since you're here, would you mind making breakfast for all of us?
01:13It seems like he's on his way to big things.
01:15I have the names of two reliable transport companies, either of which can move the cattle.
01:19That's the first intelligent thing anyone has said to me in eight years.
01:22Your son David is a very bright boy with a spectacular future.
01:27Which is when some really big things get in the way.
01:29There's no mistaking that smell.
01:31You have cows.
01:33First, he's fallen in love.
01:34Oh, I'm definitely in love.
01:36I've been in love for hours.
01:38With a girl he can't afford.
01:39Why aren't you the cutest little thing?
01:42She looks expensive.
01:43Yes, very.
01:45That's too bad.
01:46Second, his other problem is he's got 21 cows in a Park Avenue penthouse.
01:50They've eaten all the plants.
01:52What's a guy to do?
01:53If you have a choice between wasting time and wasting money.
01:56They've already caused at least $24,750 worth of damage.
02:01Waste the money.
02:02Tell Lorraine and Carly you don't want them anymore.
02:04Confess to Kimberly you lost the box and resign from the film project so you can pursue Christine.
02:08Then, when Christine turns you down, you have no job, your parents disown you,
02:11you don't even have a street corner to stand on and you're legally responsible for 21 feral cows.
02:16Damn.
02:17Peter Boy.
02:19Margaret Collin.
02:20Oscar winner Olympia Dukakis.
02:22Calista Flockhart.
02:23Dina Merrill.
02:24Robert Petkoff.
02:25And Robert Vaughn.
02:26You know anything about women?
02:28Star in the story of a boy and a girl.
02:30You're flirting with catastrophe.
02:32And a girl.
02:33How much can you love me since we met last night?
02:35As much as you let me.
02:37And a girl.
02:38Come at 2.30.
02:40I get out of therapy at 2.
02:42And a girl.
02:43The David I see can succeed in anything he wants.
02:46And some cows.
02:48Don't spoil it.
02:49Milk and money.