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00:00Here's JD last night after CBS said, we're not going to try to fact check.
00:04Try to fact check JD, who is smarter than the two morons running the debate and absolutely
00:10owns them so much to the point they have to shut the microphone off to stop him from speaking.
00:15How do you think this looked to the 0.5% of people who were impressed with you?
00:20You think this made the media look good?
00:21Check this out.
00:22Just to clarify for our viewers, Springfield, Ohio does have a large number of Haitian migrants
00:28who have legal status, temporary protected.
00:33Senator, we have so much to get to.
00:35Margaret, I think it's important because the rules were that you guys weren't going to fact
00:41check.
00:41And since you're fact checking me, I think it's important to say what's actually going on.
00:45So there's an application called the CBP one app where you can go on as an illegal migrant,
00:50apply for asylum or apply for parole and be granted legal status at the wave of a Kamala
00:58Harris open border wand.
01:00That is not a person coming in, applying for a green card and waiting for 10 years.
01:04That is the facilitation of a legal immigration.
01:06Margaret, thank you, Senator, for describing the legal process.
01:13Those laws have been on the book since 1990.
01:16Thank you, gentlemen.
01:17The CBP one app has not been on the books since 1990.
01:20It's something that Kamala Harris created, Margaret.
01:23Gentlemen, the audience can't hear you because your mics are cut.
01:27Folks, how do you think that looked?
01:29Again, this is not targeted at Justin.
01:31He made up his mind eight years ago.
01:34Michael, Evita, me or anyone, we don't vote Democrat.
01:37Like that, we're good.
01:40You've got to view it through the objective lens of snapshots and soundbites and the 0.5%,
01:45who frankly don't know what you know about politics.
01:48It's not their fault.
01:48They're busy working for a living.
01:50Look, wow, 99.7%.
01:52Thank you, Botchino on the case.
01:54How do you think that looked?
01:56Where JD accurately states that's all made up.
01:59That CBP one app they're using to fly people into the country.
02:04You can call it legal all you want.
02:06It is illegally legal.
02:08They're just making, they're coming and going, yeah, just come in illegally by the app and
02:13we'll say it's legal.
02:15Just like Obama who said, hey, we can't do this DACA, DAPA thing.
02:20And, you know, and then he said, well, I have a pen and a phone.
02:23JD was right.
02:25This is why we're not doing any more debate.
02:28So I'm going to go back and forth.
02:29So that's a soundbite, a longer one.
02:33It was great for JD, but I honestly don't think it was the best one.
02:36I'm going to show you.
02:37It was great.
02:38He had so many good ones I had to pick, but I'm trying to think early for, you know, do
02:44the homework here about what's going to last and stick here.
02:47What's the Stockdale moment?
02:49What's the, you know, that Dan Quayle moment?
02:52You know, Jack Kennedy when he got nailed by Benson.
02:55I'm trying to and I think I've got it.
02:57But I want to show you the snapshots, too.
03:00Again, who won the snapshots war?
03:02Michael came in this morning.
03:03He's like, I only saw it on highlights.
03:05And I thought the guy got smoked, Tim Walz.
03:08Tampon Tim got crushed, folks.
03:10If you just met him last night, tell me you didn't see Elmer Fudd.
03:15You see a wabbit?
03:16Look at this cat.
03:17Look at his picture.
03:19Do you have that picture?
03:20Here it is.
03:21They tell me this is the snapshot the entire night.
03:25Does this guy look like president, the president of the United States?
03:28Folks, you know, I knew a guy growing up.
03:31He's a hardworking guy used to sell some bread hot dogs in New York to put himself from law
03:35school.
03:35He looked more presidential.
03:37His name is Mike.
03:38He's a nice guy.
03:38This was this guy.
03:40You see a wabbit.
03:41What the hell?
03:42Look at this guy.
03:44That was the this is the ticket.
03:46Justin just did that as a you got Kamala Harris looking like the teacher.
03:50Nobody could stand from third grade.
03:52And you got Tim Walz looking perpetually confused.
03:55Again, I'm not telling you like every snapshot from Trump and Vance was epic that they had
04:01the you know, they would like look like Zeus with lightning bolts.
04:04I'm just telling you, like in the snapshot wars, they keep losing.
04:08This guy is a goofball.
04:09Everybody saw he was nervous at the beginning of the debate.
04:12And he kept making these weird faces.
04:14And he does like the jazz hands, gesticulations thing from bring it on.
04:19It's like remember jazz hands.
04:20They sell jazz hands.
04:21Yes, I did.
04:22I have daughters.
04:23I've seen a movie many times.
04:24That's the weirdest thing.
04:25This guy's the weird one.
04:27Nobody came away last night going, man, that's Tim Walz.
04:30I could see him negotiating with the Taliban.
04:33Nobody said nobody sees that.
04:36Nobody sees that.
04:38It was a mess.
04:40If you understand snapshots and soundbites, brothers and sisters, you are 100 percent
04:48with me.
04:48The guy is a numbnuts.
04:50I'm sorry.
04:52And I'm telling you that objectively.