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00:35Have a nice day!
01:00Congratulations!
01:07You are the champion of this year's competition.
01:14Congratulations!
01:27Shen Qing Ruo
01:30When we were 18,
01:32the first day we were together,
01:35I owed you 5 yuan.
01:38Now I have to pay you back 9 yuan.
01:56Shen Qing Ruo
01:58Are you willing to spend this 9 yuan with me?
02:03Yes!
02:05Yes!
02:14In the fairy tale,
02:16the princess will promise the prince
02:19to be happy forever.
02:21But in reality,
02:23a proposal may not be the beginning of happiness,
02:26but the end of love.
02:33Sister Xin,
02:34our variety show is about
02:35going to the capital to find new power.
02:37Why do we have to come to the airport?
02:39Then where should we go?
02:40At least we should go to CBD.
02:42Isn't that where business elites go?
02:44CBD creates an elite atmosphere.
02:47In order to get along with people inside,
02:49they will throw pots and sell iron.
02:50It will show that they come from the upper class society.
02:52So if we find guests inside,
02:53the quality can be said to be mixed.
02:55It is very likely that we will find
02:56some strange people.
02:58Is it safe to come to the airport?
03:01I got two VIP experience vouchers.
03:04The people inside
03:05are our real target.
03:09If you say so,
03:10I'm a little...
03:14Sister Xin,
03:15don't go so fast, wait for me.
03:17Because it's you,
03:19I'm willing to start over.
03:21That's right.
03:22This is our latest
03:23virgin love variety show.
03:24Hello, I'm the producer, Shen Xingrong.
03:27So why did you come to me?
03:29It's like this.
03:30We are still missing
03:31a single, handsome man.
03:33So I want to ask
03:34if you are interested in
03:35participating in our program.
03:36You are...
03:38Director He Ming.
03:39Nice to meet you.
03:41This is the first time
03:42I have seen someone
03:43recruit guests in this way.
03:52I see.
03:54I'm sorry.
03:56I'm not interested.
03:57I don't have money.
03:58You can find someone else.
04:00Sir.
04:01I think you really misunderstood.
04:02We are really not liars.
04:03We are real people.
04:04I'm sorry.
04:05I...
04:16I knew it.
04:18We are not doing well,
04:19Sister Xin.
04:20It's not a waste of money, is it?
04:21Don't say that.
04:23The real big dish
04:24is still waiting for us in the back hall.
04:33Sister Xin.
04:34Look over there.
04:35Over there.
04:46What's wrong?
04:48I swear this is definitely my today.
04:50I...
04:51I have seen
04:52the most childish man
04:53in half a year.
04:54His legs are so long.
04:56What about the male guest
04:58who stole the diary
04:59from us?
05:00I must kill him.
05:03Okay.
05:04Let's see if I can get him.
05:06Go.
05:11This way.
05:22Okay.
05:23We will split up.
05:25You go to the back
05:26and see if there is a suitable female guest.
05:28I will meet her.
05:30Okay, Sister Xin.
05:31Come on.
05:46What a coincidence.
05:47I have read this magazine before.
05:49The theme of this issue
05:50is the deep analysis
05:51of the 50 breakthrough technologies
05:52in the world.
05:58For the sake of our fate,
06:00are you willing to tell us
06:02if you are single now?
06:07Wait here.
06:08I will do another program.
06:19I'm sorry.
06:20I'm sorry.
06:21I'm sorry.
06:22I'm sorry.
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06:50I'm sorry.
06:51I'm sorry.
07:10It's you.
07:11I'm talking to you.
07:18Long time no see.
07:20Yeah.
07:24Long time no see.
07:33Why are you here?
07:35I...
07:37sent someone.
07:38Sent someone to the backstage?
07:39I sent you before.
07:41Didn't I send you to the backstage several times?
07:42Why didn't you listen to me?
08:08This is your new documentary.
08:13Goodbye, my heart flutters.
08:18This name is quite romantic.
08:24Great.
08:25The male guest of our show
08:26is finally ready.
08:29Male guest?
08:33What do you mean?
08:38Here's the thing.
08:39We are preparing
08:40a documentary about exes.
08:42We think you are very good.
08:43It's very suitable for our show.
08:44We want to invite you to be the male guest.
08:46Take a look first.
08:48Sister Xin.
08:49You didn't tell him.
08:52So that's it.
08:56Didn't you learn to make documentaries before?
08:59When did you switch careers
09:00and start doing variety shows?
09:03Lu Xingyan.
09:05Your acting skills
09:06are still as bad as before.
09:08Have you heard from them
09:10that I will go back to China
09:12to do a variety show?
09:16Shen Xingru.
09:18Why do you think
09:19I want to hear
09:20your news again?
09:23You two know each other?
09:25If you didn't say it earlier...
09:26Sir.
09:27Is it convenient for you
09:28to bring your ex
09:29to our show?
09:32It seems
09:34she is not very convenient.
09:37She...
09:45You two...
09:49Wow.
09:50So that's it.
10:02Hello, Zhu.
10:03Hello, Xingru.
10:05Oh.
10:06I went to pick up your car
10:07and had an accident on the road.
10:08Is it convenient for you to come over?
10:10I'll go over there
10:11as soon as I'm done.
10:12Okay.
10:13We'll wait for you.
10:14You are my bridesmaid.
10:15Don't be late.
10:16Don't worry.
10:17See you later. Bye.
10:24I have something to do.
10:25I have to go.
10:27Are you going to
10:28attend the ceremony
10:29of Chen Zhu and Xu Chengzhou?
10:30I happen to be the groom.
10:32Do you need a ride?
10:34No.
10:35Okay.
10:38Wait a minute.
10:44You'd better
10:46give me a ride.
10:48It's more convenient
10:50for us to go together.
10:53Then hurry up.
10:55Xingru.
10:57What should I do?
10:59You can look around here.
11:01If there is a suitable guest,
11:02remember to contact me.
11:03It's okay.
11:04I'm leaving.
11:14I'm old enough
11:15to get married legally today.
11:19Shen Xingru.
11:22Would you like to
11:25go to Mingzhou with me
11:26and spend the wedding night here?
11:29Sister.
11:30The ceremony is about to begin.
11:32Why do you still have time
11:33to watch this ancient video?
11:35I just want to recall it briefly.
11:38After all,
11:39two people who are not from the same world
11:41can never
11:42go to the end.
11:43Yeah.
11:44I can say goodbye
11:45to this garbage feeling
11:46today.
11:47I'm so happy.
11:48Xu Chengzhou.
11:49We've been together for so long.
11:50You're the garbage man.
11:55Yang Wei.
11:56Have you checked
11:57the video played at the ceremony?
11:59On the desktop.
12:00Okay.
12:02I'm the garbage man.
12:03I mean
12:04our relationship is garbage.
12:05I didn't say I was garbage.
12:06You said it.
12:07Garbage relationship with garbage man.
12:08It's just right.
12:09Garbage relationship with garbage man.
12:10I mean our relationship is garbage.
12:11I'm garbage.
12:12What am I garbage?
12:13You're garbage.
12:14What are you doing with him?
12:15I think you're garbage.
12:16Brother.
12:32Hello.
12:33Have you arrived at the scene?
12:34Not yet.
12:35I'm on my way.
12:36I'll call you right away.
12:37If you have time,
12:38send me the contract photo.
12:39I'll send it to you.
12:40Okay, I didn't notice.
12:41Bye.
12:42Bye.
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15:55Are these two reliable or not?
15:57The auspicious time is coming soon.
16:00Qingrun just sent me a message.
16:02She said they will arrive in ten minutes.
16:04Let's start first.
16:05They will definitely make it to the final part.
16:07Okay.
16:15Dear guests.
16:17Our ceremony officially begins.
16:25In the summer night of 2015,
16:27Xu and Chen officially started their seven-year-long journey.
16:33In the snowy day of 2023,
16:35they also officially became a legal wife.
16:38They became Mrs. Chen and Mr. Xu.
16:42They walked all the way to this day,
16:45crying and screaming,
16:48but never regretted it.
16:50At 11.11 p.m.,
16:53the moment of revelation,
16:55let's raise our hands
16:59and welcome them with the warmest applause
17:01to start the divorce ceremony.
17:12On behalf of all our relatives and friends,
17:15I would like to ask you the most important question.
17:18I want to ask you two
17:19why do you have to hold a ceremony
17:20when you are already divorced?
17:26From 2023 to today,
17:28I, Chen Zhu,
17:29from the setting to the wedding process,
17:31from the hotel reservation to the in-laws' invitation,
17:33I have fought alone for more than 110 days.
17:36From the 45 days before the wedding,
17:38I started to increase, reduce, and fight.
17:41All of this is for this moment today.
17:44So I can not get married,
17:46but I must go out with this wind.
17:49Mrs. Chen said it so well.
17:52Mr. Xu, you have something to say.
17:58I'll just say one thing.
17:59Most of what she said just now
18:01is what I said.
18:02It's a little bit of a move
18:03to throw a stone into the pond.
18:04That's why I'm here today.
18:07What's wrong with me spending a little money?
18:08Didn't I do my best?
18:10Who did you do your best for?
18:12Not yourself.
18:14I got married alone.
18:15You don't have to worry about
18:16all the big and small things.
18:17You have your own business.
18:18When the boss is not responsible,
18:20you don't let others worry about it.
18:24You two, you two, you two.
18:26Calm down.
18:27It seems that you two still have a lot to say.
18:29Let's get into the first part of the wedding right now.
18:32The first part.
18:33The countdown is 60 seconds.
18:36Ready.
18:37Start.
18:38I always think
18:39that a marriage
18:40or a relationship
18:42has never been decided in an instant.
18:44It's made up of many moments.
18:46Mr. Xu Chengzhou and I have been in love for many years.
18:49During the pregnancy,
18:50he never experienced
18:52the true desire in my heart.
18:54When I had a fever,
18:55he asked me to drink more hot water.
18:56When I was in a bad mood,
18:57he asked me not to think too much.
18:58Finally, I had time
18:59to talk to him.
19:00He said he might go to bed.
19:01Dear friends,
19:02I just want to ask you.
19:04As a man,
19:05I can't even give you the most basic emotional value.
19:08What's the use of him?
19:11It's not that I don't care about you.
19:12I care about you.
19:13But I need a clue.
19:14You asked me to call you eight times a day.
19:15I went to the bathroom.
19:16I need to report to you.
19:17I don't know how to cure a cold or a fever.
19:18Sometimes, it's better to take a medicine.
19:20When everyone is in a bad mood,
19:21I can understand.
19:22But who is in a bad mood all the time?
19:24I ask you why.
19:25You just let me guess.
19:26I'm not a fortune teller.
19:27How do I know why you're in a bad mood?
19:28We've been together for so many years.
19:29You know everything about me.
19:30I really don't know
19:31why we have to
19:32talk here.
19:40Which direction is the wedding?
19:42You haven't been here for so many years.
19:43Do you need to look at the map?
19:45It's your resort.
19:46Why should I remember the way?
19:49This way.
19:54Do you need help?
19:55No.
20:07Guys.
20:08Did I say too much?
20:09Yes.
20:10Good.
20:12Guys.
20:13Okay.
20:14You two smell like gunpowder.
20:16But we don't have much time.
20:17Let's get into the second part of the wedding.
20:20I swear.
20:21I want to ask Ms. Chen.
20:22If you get divorced,
20:23Mr. Xu will be rich overnight
20:25or die overnight.
20:26Whether it's a second marriage or a third marriage,
20:28will you marry him?
20:30No.
20:32That's too simple.
20:33Okay.
20:34Let me ask Mr. Xu.
20:35If you get divorced,
20:37whether it's a second child or a third child,
20:39will you marry him?
20:40Yes.
20:42You two...
20:43I'm not interested in divorce.
20:45I'm interested in this child.
20:46Why is he a second marriage or a third marriage?
20:48I'm a second child.
20:50We should also be a second marriage or a third marriage.
20:53Yes.
20:54That's great.
20:57It's just a small matter.
20:58It's not that difficult.
20:59You two.
21:00Please calm down.
21:02Okay.
21:03Next, let's welcome the groom and the bride
21:05to take off the wedding ring for you two.
21:21Shen Xingruo.
21:22Lu Xinyan.
21:23Yes.
21:24I remember them.
21:25They also participated in a show at that time.
21:27Then Lu Xinyan proposed to Shen Xingruo.
21:30I heard that they were very close.
21:32Why don't they show up together?
21:34It's so embarrassing, isn't it?
21:36Yes.
21:38The ring.
21:54The ceremony is over.
21:59Okay.
22:01These two
22:02have shown us
22:04the difference between men and women.
22:06They also used real actions
22:07to bring a beautiful marriage
22:09to the edge of the world.
22:11Next, let's welcome the staff
22:12to play the video of the couple
22:14taking off the wedding ring.
22:16Please look at the big screen.
22:19Shen Xingruo.
22:20Would you like to
22:22take off the wedding ring with me?
22:24Why are you playing this video?
22:26What's going on?
22:27Marry him.
22:31Would you like to?
22:37Yes.
22:42I'm afraid I can't.
22:54Since 2015,
22:56the Civil Affairs Bureau has been exempted from the cost of public service.
22:59Let's keep the nine yuan
23:00for the taxi.
23:02From here to the Civil Affairs Bureau,
23:04it's just right.
23:06Okay.
23:07Let's go.
23:36Let's go.
24:07I'm sorry, Mr. Lu.
24:08We made a mistake.
24:09I'm really sorry.
24:11Forget it.
24:20Let's go on.
24:21Go on.
24:24Dear listeners and friends.
24:26Next,
24:27let's move on to the last part.
24:29It's time to announce
24:31the winner.
24:33The winner is
24:35the last part.
24:36Do you remember the team building you borrowed last time?
24:38The factory went bankrupt.
24:39The boss ran away.
24:41The pillow is their final payment.
24:44You prepared a divorce gift for me.
24:46Deduct it from your salary.
24:51Let's start
24:52the pillow fight.
24:57Pillow fight?
24:58What's going on?
25:00Don't worry about it.
25:01Anyway,
25:02it's a revenge.
25:03It's a revenge.
25:08I'll deal with you later.
25:30What?
25:32You want to play, too?
25:33It's a good time
25:34to celebrate their separation
25:35and the birth of a new life.
25:36Okay.
25:39Hurry up if you want to play.
25:40It's yours.
25:48I didn't expect
25:50we would cooperate so well
25:51after so many years.
25:53No wonder someone is so interested
25:55in the reason for our breakup.
25:56Come on.
25:59So,
26:01you should know
26:02why we broke up.
26:03You should know
26:04why we broke up.
26:05I've forgotten
26:06what's important
26:08and what's not.
26:09Okay.
26:10Let bygones be bygones.
26:11Let bygones be bygones.
26:13Okay.
26:14Let bygones be bygones.
26:15I wish Mr. Chen
26:16could find a guest as soon as possible.
26:19I wish Mr. Lu
26:20could find a guest as soon as possible.
26:23I wish you
26:24a long life.
26:26I wish you
26:27a long life.
26:31I wish you
26:32a long life.
26:57Okay.
27:00See you next time.
27:01See you next time.
27:07After the breakup,
27:09did you try to get back together?
27:16We broke up
27:19and said
27:20hurtful words to each other.
27:24I think
27:25I was too much
27:26at that time.
27:27I just wanted to talk to him.
27:30Later,
27:33I called him twice.
27:37But...
27:39He didn't answer.
27:47After that,
27:49we never
27:50contacted again.
27:53At that time,
27:56I must have broken
27:57Lu Xingran's heart.
27:58Of course.
28:00He proposed the breakup.
28:02I called him many times.
28:05But he blocked me.
28:09After that,
28:11he never contacted me again.
28:13So I think
28:16he really didn't want
28:17to have any more contact with me.
28:20Will you suddenly appear at the airport that day?
28:23Is it all a coincidence?
28:29Yes.
28:32What's up?
28:34I have a few questions.
28:36Please answer them.
28:40I'll text you later.
28:42See you later!
28:58I'm sorry, I don't dare to say it, I don't have money either, I'm sorry, I don't dare to say it,
29:27I don't have money either, I don't dare to say it, I don't dare to say it, I don't dare to say it,
29:57I don't dare to say it, I don't dare to say it, i don't dare to say it,
30:25Why is that?
30:27Impulse.
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