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00:00:00There are two solutions. Either the bird disappears, which is really difficult, or the bird's body disappears.
00:00:07What do you mean?
00:00:08This week, we're going to bury it.
00:00:11Here they are! Here they are! We found them! Should we put them in the box?
00:00:16Sister Karamazov was right. But it was up to this point. Now you'll see what will happen.
00:00:21Like hell, the world is a mess.
00:00:23Oh my God! Oh my God! What are we doing?
00:00:27Even now, after so many years dead, my mother-in-law is still torturing me.
00:00:33Was she that bad?
00:00:34Oh, you can't imagine how bad she was. She was grumbling. She was lying to me, to my husband.
00:00:40Bad dog!
00:00:42Can you imagine? One day, outside the church, a beggar was begging.
00:00:48So hard?
00:00:49Oh, Chigouna! Chigouna! Oh my God, you can't imagine how hard Chigouna was.
00:00:54I can't believe it.
00:00:55My poor father-in-law. He was sent by a beggar.
00:00:58First of all, he made him jealous.
00:01:01I can't believe it.
00:01:03He had three children, each of them from different women.
00:01:07Oh my God!
00:01:09They caught her with the name of Ambeli.
00:01:12And with the stationmaster, again.
00:01:14Where did they catch her?
00:01:15At Ambeli.
00:01:16Since she was already a Christian, she went to Ambeli once. She didn't go out, so they took her for the second time.
00:01:22She liked it there.
00:01:24And with the mayor, she went there again.
00:01:27She liked it there, where there were bars and bars.
00:01:41Open the door!
00:01:51Open the door!
00:02:01Hey, what happened? Aren't you coming?
00:02:03Go on your own, because the temperature is rising.
00:02:06Do you have a fire extinguisher?
00:02:07Not me, the cars.
00:02:08Do you have a fire extinguisher for the cars?
00:02:09What are you talking about?
00:02:10What's inside? What's inside?
00:02:14Hey, listen.
00:02:15Leave the door half-open.
00:02:21Don't close it, don't close it.
00:02:22Why? Where is Alexis?
00:02:23Alexis stayed in the car for a while. The temperature was rising, and she's coming.
00:02:30Put it in the closet for now.
00:02:32Good evening, girls.
00:02:34Sisters?
00:02:35Why did you come out when you saw a sister?
00:02:37All the sisters are in here.
00:02:38What are you doing here, sister Katsimicha?
00:02:40I'm watching you.
00:02:41For what reason?
00:02:42Lubango fell, the sister Karamazovia.
00:02:44I'm watching you.
00:02:45I'm watching you.
00:02:46I'm watching you.
00:02:47I'm watching you.
00:02:48I'm watching you.
00:02:49I'm watching you.
00:02:50But it was sister Karamazovia's fault, and you were not allowed to follow your night walks.
00:02:55So she asked me to do it.
00:02:58Then I prevailed, gave her a strong painkiller, put her to sleep, and followed you.
00:03:03For what reason?
00:03:04Don't you know?
00:03:05No.
00:03:06What is this?
00:03:07It's a box.
00:03:08What's in this box?
00:03:10It's empty.
00:03:11Did you go into the forest at night to bring an empty box?
00:03:14How do you know we went into the forest?
00:03:17Let's say a feeling.
00:03:18So, tell me, what were you doing in the forest?
00:03:20We went for mushrooms.
00:03:21With the bags?
00:03:22Yes, there were a lot of big mushrooms.
00:03:25Let me see them.
00:03:26Sister, please go to your cell to sleep.
00:03:29You ordered elsewhere, did you understand, little doll?
00:03:31How can you talk to me like that? Be careful, I'm a priestess.
00:03:34If I tell you that I write you, priestess, you will be offended.
00:03:37You are a tycoon.
00:03:38Open the box.
00:03:40Open it.
00:03:41Open the box, open it, open it.
00:03:43Here, here, here.
00:03:44Come on, come on.
00:03:45Here.
00:03:49Human bones.
00:03:51I understood it well.
00:03:53Who do these bones belong to?
00:04:18I don't know.
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00:04:48You have no idea how long until they are exhausted from their visit here,
00:04:51by Yanis Varoufakis.
00:04:52We can call this afternoon.
00:04:53The Wolfgang!
00:04:54I don't believe it!
00:04:55Yanis Varoufakis?
00:04:56Worthy!
00:04:57I had no intention to complain to him.
00:04:58But since this happened, I have to say something.
00:04:59You are going to tell us who the bones belong to?
00:05:01Surely.
00:05:02How may I say who the bones belong to?
00:05:04Listen.
00:05:05Zanette!
00:05:06My one and only love!
00:05:08Why are you leaving so pissed?
00:05:09No need to torture me anymore, Soto.
00:05:10You know I have to.
00:05:12I am a married woman.
00:05:13I have been with many women in my life.
00:05:15More than 5,000 women
00:05:16More than 5,000.
00:05:17I've never felt like this.
00:05:19Every time you leave, I think you're leaving forever.
00:05:22And I feel the same way.
00:05:24But be patient, because I have a husband and children.
00:05:27You'll break up with him, asshole.
00:05:30Don't torture me anymore.
00:05:33Jeanette, don't leave. Jeanette!
00:05:35Goodbye.
00:05:40Jimmy!
00:05:42Come in, asshole.
00:05:46You've lost your voice, my dear.
00:05:48Speak.
00:05:49To whom do the bones belong?
00:05:50To a saint.
00:05:52Which saint?
00:05:53Saint Calendula.
00:05:55To whom?
00:05:56To Saint Calendula, sister Zavara.
00:05:58Her great grace.
00:05:59Is there such a saint?
00:06:01Of course there is such a saint.
00:06:03I have her very much.
00:06:06I pray for her all the time.
00:06:07Me too, me too, every day.
00:06:09And from the prayer a week ago, I saw her in my sleep.
00:06:13Saint Calendula?
00:06:14Yes, Tina Turner, Saint Calendula.
00:06:17And how do you know that she was Saint Calendula?
00:06:20She came to my sleep and introduced herself to me.
00:06:22She said to me, I'm Saint Calendula.
00:06:25Come and find me.
00:06:26Oh, what a miracle, my dear.
00:06:28And where can I find her?
00:06:30That's what I asked her.
00:06:31Where can I find you, my dear?
00:06:33And she disappeared.
00:06:34Oh, daddy.
00:06:35The next night she came to my sleep again.
00:06:38She said to me, I'm Saint Calendula.
00:06:41Come and find me.
00:06:42Where can I find you, my dear?
00:06:43And she disappeared.
00:06:45Exactly.
00:06:46The next night she came to my sleep again.
00:06:48And where did you sleep?
00:06:49Saint Calendula came.
00:06:50She said to me, come and find me.
00:06:53I'm sorry, my dear.
00:06:55You've hurt me a little.
00:06:56Come and find me, come and find me.
00:06:57Where can I find you?
00:06:58And she disappeared.
00:07:00I'm not hiding from you.
00:07:01I chatted a little.
00:07:02It was natural.
00:07:03And a few minutes later,
00:07:04I received a message on my cell phone.
00:07:07I open it and what do I see?
00:07:08The Saint.
00:07:09She had sent me a message from Google Maps.
00:07:12I have to look for the hostages in the forest.
00:07:15Koufos?
00:07:15God, Koufos?
00:07:17And then I told my friend Alexis
00:07:19and we went today
00:07:21to the place where the Saint had shown us
00:07:23and we dug and we found the holy hostages.
00:07:30Yes?
00:07:31Me, a boss?
00:07:32I'm going inside.
00:07:34What happened, boss?
00:07:36What can happen?
00:07:37He left again.
00:07:39Did you go to him?
00:07:41Should I go and bring her back?
00:07:43No, of course not.
00:07:45Should I put a double whiskey on you?
00:07:46I'm drinking.
00:07:47Should I put Vasili Terlenka on you?
00:07:49Look at the system.
00:07:50Do you want to die, boss?
00:07:53I want something else.
00:07:55What thing, boss?
00:07:56To get rid of Varonos.
00:07:58I can't share her anymore.
00:08:01Varonos must die.
00:08:04But to send the holy hostages inside Google Maps.
00:08:08This is a miracle.
00:08:09Yes, Saint Kallentoula was always a miracle worker.
00:08:12And how come I haven't heard of her?
00:08:14I don't know.
00:08:15She was very famous.
00:08:16She lived in Alexandria in the 3rd century AD.
00:08:19She was beautiful and very smart.
00:08:22She studied mathematics, astronomy,
00:08:24calligraphy and accounting.
00:08:27So, she was great.
00:08:29Especially in accounting?
00:08:30A lot.
00:08:31That's why the other Alexandrians were jealous of her.
00:08:34Because she was a doll
00:08:35and she was in love
00:08:37with the powerful, wealthy,
00:08:39gallant Tiberius Grothus.
00:08:42But because she was very ungrateful,
00:08:44she didn't like him.
00:08:45Yes, they had a platonic relationship
00:08:47with the gallant Tiberius Grothus.
00:08:49What?
00:08:50Yes.
00:08:51Saint Kallentoula died a virgin.
00:08:53Yes, and in addition to morality,
00:08:55she was also merciful.
00:08:57Bravo to her.
00:08:58She spent all her fortune on agriculture.
00:09:01She organized discussions for the poor.
00:09:02Where she cooked herself.
00:09:04That's why everyone loved her.
00:09:05But those who were jealous of her,
00:09:07the Lougras went
00:09:09and told Grothus
00:09:11that he was not a Christian
00:09:13and that he was performing black magic rituals.
00:09:17And Grothus believed it?
00:09:19Yes, because he was a philistine.
00:09:20It can be seen from the name.
00:09:22Grothus.
00:09:23He believed all the lies and devils.
00:09:26And one night, drunk, he went and killed her.
00:09:29The next morning, drunk,
00:09:31he went and stole her.
00:09:34Get up, Papia, get up, China, get up, Neranzia.
00:09:37Where is Kallentoula?
00:09:40She was dead.
00:09:42Oh, what a pity.
00:09:43That's why she was a saint.
00:09:45Yes, but from what you tell me,
00:09:47Saint Kallentoula died in Alexandria.
00:09:49How were her bones found in our places?
00:09:52How were they found?
00:09:53Yes, how?
00:09:54Ah, that's why there is an explanation.
00:09:57How is it explained?
00:09:59We will find it.
00:10:00Will you find it?
00:10:01She will remember it, my sister. She will remember it.
00:10:04Oh, yes, Kalle.
00:10:05Now I remembered it.
00:10:07Listen to how the bones got here.
00:10:11If I cut it with my nails?
00:10:13What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
00:10:15The police will find it immediately.
00:10:16We have to find something else.
00:10:18Don't distract me.
00:10:19I found it.
00:10:20I saw it in the movie,
00:10:21consumable number 10,
00:10:23with Don Ludgren,
00:10:24who was poisoned with arsenic.
00:10:26They put a drop of arsenic in his coffee every day,
00:10:30and after two months, he died.
00:10:32What are you talking about? How can we find the arsenic?
00:10:34Do they sell it as a medicine with a prescription?
00:10:36How can we find a doctor to prescribe us such a prescription?
00:10:39Here it is.
00:10:39Where did Don Ludgren find it?
00:10:41He has it at home.
00:10:42Do you have arsenic at home?
00:10:44And tell me that we found a bottle of arsenic.
00:10:46Who will put it in Varon's coffee every morning?
00:10:48Will you go there with this girl?
00:10:50Will you throw it to him?
00:10:52So what are we waiting for, girls?
00:10:53To go to the Holy Lipsa, to the Holy Bank, to the temple?
00:10:56And you keep them here?
00:10:58Come on, go and rest, sisters.
00:11:00Let's sit here for a while, to rest.
00:11:02And then we will go to the Holy Lipsa, to the temple.
00:11:05Good night, sisters.
00:11:06May the blessing of the Holy Lipsa be with you.
00:11:09Likewise, sister Katsimicha.
00:11:28The Holy Lipsa
00:11:33But what are we going to do? Are we going to the temple?
00:11:35Yes, temporarily, and then we'll see.
00:11:37But it's not the Holy Lipsa.
00:11:38Are you crazy? Are you a detail?
00:11:40Oh, but it's not right.
00:11:43My child, I'll tell you something for a while, until the matter is forgotten.
00:11:46Then we'll see what we're going to do.
00:11:53Good evening, Mr. Alexis.
00:11:55Oh, you're not sleeping, sister?
00:11:56I was in the cell of sister Katsamba.
00:11:58Where?
00:11:59In the cell of sister Katsamba.
00:12:01They have the hostas inside.
00:12:02What do they have?
00:12:03The hostas you found in the forest.
00:12:05Do you know about the hostas?
00:12:06They told me everything.
00:12:08Really? In the cell? Did they tell you?
00:12:11I pressured them a little.
00:12:12And they told you everything?
00:12:14At first I didn't believe them.
00:12:16But then, when I heard the whole story, I changed my mind.
00:12:18And to tell you the truth, I was moved by her story.
00:12:22What story?
00:12:23Well, what are you asking?
00:12:25Who are the hostas belonging to?
00:12:26To this holy woman?
00:12:28No, to Asia.
00:12:29Wasn't she a saint?
00:12:30What do you mean, Asia?
00:12:32She was a dog.
00:12:33Chigouna.
00:12:34Grinyara.
00:12:36Katsistro.
00:12:37What do you mean, Chigouna?
00:12:38She gave all her money to the poor.
00:12:40The gold, the old sheep.
00:12:42Wasn't she a saint?
00:12:43What do you mean, a saint?
00:12:45Once, outside the church,
00:12:48a beggar came in.
00:12:50He was very poor.
00:12:52A beggar came in?
00:12:53Yes, yes.
00:12:55The sisters didn't tell me that.
00:12:56Because they don't know it well.
00:12:58Do you know it?
00:12:59For the good and for the bad.
00:13:01Let's find something else.
00:13:02In the movie ''Consumable No. 11'',
00:13:04Dolph Lundgren put a poisonous cockroach in someone's bed.
00:13:09Cockroach? Where do they sell them?
00:13:10Everywhere. In Mexico, in Costa Rica, in Uruguay.
00:13:13What are you talking about?
00:13:14Say I went to Uruguay and I bought the cockroach.
00:13:17How will I get to the airport? Won't they find it for me?
00:13:20But the sisters told me that they organized meetings for the poor and cooked for themselves.
00:13:24Well, they don't cook for the poor.
00:13:27They cook for the poor.
00:13:29The ungrateful.
00:13:30The ungrateful, the saint?
00:13:31Ah!
00:13:33A saint, she says.
00:13:34The saints burned and she lives.
00:13:36My child, what are you talking about?
00:13:38I'm talking about the pain.
00:13:40Did you hear that?
00:13:41A saint.
00:13:42Not a saint.
00:13:44Didn't she die a virgin?
00:13:45A virgin?
00:13:46Yes, her husband. They had a platonic relationship.
00:13:49Who says that?
00:13:50Who says that? I'm confused now.
00:13:52She had three children.
00:13:53With a different man and all three of them.
00:13:57At the drug store number 12,
00:13:58Dolph Lundgren...
00:14:00Leave the dialogue.
00:14:01And you and that Lundgren over there, have you gone mad?
00:14:03Do you want to think of something else?
00:14:04Out of the blue? Do you have anything to say to me?
00:14:06I haven't killed so many, boss.
00:14:08I haven't thrown a single bullet.
00:14:09I haven't shot a single bullet.
00:14:11That's why I don't watch movies.
00:14:12To practice.
00:14:14Her husband used to dress her like that.
00:14:17They didn't catch her with the name tag.
00:14:20To have sex?
00:14:21No, to play the drums.
00:14:24The whole town was drunk with her drums.
00:14:27They didn't catch her with the mayor's tag.
00:14:30They didn't catch her with the station's tag.
00:14:33They didn't catch her with the doctor's tag.
00:14:34And with this tag?
00:14:35No, with the doctor's tag at the hospital.
00:14:38The doctor wasn't smart.
00:14:39He took the three tags,
00:14:41he called two patients,
00:14:43he locked them up in the hospital
00:14:44and he kicked him out of there.
00:14:45But she was a monster.
00:14:47How did the church make her a saint?
00:14:49Who made her a saint?
00:14:51The church.
00:14:52Alexis, what are you doing here?
00:14:55Brothers, I'm glad you came
00:14:57because Mrs. Alexis is telling me all kinds of things.
00:15:00What are you saying, Alexis, and what are you confusing her with?
00:15:03The truth.
00:15:03She told me about the saint,
00:15:05that she had three children
00:15:06from three different wives.
00:15:08What are you talking about, baby, about Saint Calendula?
00:15:10Who?
00:15:10Saint Calendula.
00:15:13Saint Calendula?
00:15:15Who does she belong to?
00:15:18Saint Calendula.
00:15:21Is Saint Calendula in the box?
00:15:25Who is in the box?
00:15:28Your mother-in-law?
00:15:29Do you hear now that it's Saint Calendula?
00:15:32No, no, I knew it.
00:15:35It doesn't seem like it.
00:15:36Yes, because she gets confused sometimes.
00:15:39She's a little silly.
00:15:41The truth is that I kicked her.
00:15:45All right, all right.
00:15:46Good night, good evening.
00:15:48You're very tired.
00:15:49Go and rest, go to sleep.
00:15:51Go to Filtati, my dear sister.
00:15:54She should rest too
00:15:55and we should go to the temple.
00:15:58Good night, brothers.
00:16:00Good night.
00:16:01Good night, good night.
00:16:02May the blessing of Saint Calendula fall on your head.
00:16:08Episode 2
00:16:10My dear friend Jeanette,
00:16:12how do you cope with this illegal love?
00:16:15My dear friend Tanya,
00:16:17I'm so glad you understand me.
00:16:19The bird is attractive.
00:16:22It changed my perception of life.
00:16:24It renewed my senses.
00:16:26But slowly it becomes very dangerous
00:16:29because it wants me exclusively for them.
00:16:31And I tell him, my Christian,
00:16:33my husband doesn't matter to me.
00:16:35He turns to the side and flutters.
00:16:37And he flutters hard, my dear Jeanette.
00:16:39Like a tractor.
00:16:40Why don't you try Greek movies?
00:16:42I've heard they're very effective.
00:16:44We tried them, but they make him allergic.
00:16:46What a pity.
00:16:47Anyway, what were we saying?
00:16:49How attractive the bird is.
00:16:51Yes, but he's very jealous.
00:16:53That means he loves you, my dear Jeanette.
00:16:55Yes, but he wants me to separate the burden and marry him.
00:16:59So he can sleep and wake up with me next to him.
00:17:02Oh, how romantic.
00:17:04He wants me exclusively for him.
00:17:06But what do all men do if they're crazy about me?
00:17:08Your unparalleled beauty, Jeanette.
00:17:11Yes, but this beauty has worn out.
00:17:14I understand you.
00:17:15I'm a little bit attracted to my own beauty.
00:17:18Well, we're not the same beautiful.
00:17:20Don't take it seriously.
00:17:22You're just happy.
00:17:24I'm a goddess.
00:17:25Just happy with such feet?
00:17:27With such lips?
00:17:28With such eyes?
00:17:29You can't be a second.
00:17:31A simple, humble bouzouki.
00:17:33I am Jeanette Sevastou, the most aristocratic lady of Paparia.
00:17:37I'm so angry.
00:17:39I'm going to be more beautiful.
00:17:41But what can I do?
00:17:42I'm on a secret mission, I can't talk.
00:17:46Did you understand, Tania?
00:17:48Come on, don't get angry, my dear Jeanette.
00:17:50Everyone knows that you are the most beautiful woman of Paparia.
00:17:53Now you're talking right.
00:17:55Mrs. Jeanette! Mrs. Jeanette! Mrs. Jeanette!
00:17:58Am I bothering you?
00:17:59You're only bothering me when I see you.
00:18:01By the way, what did you come to tell me again?
00:18:03The gardener in the garden has changed, Mrs. Jeanette.
00:18:06Don't you remember when you told him to put the tulips, the violets and the jasmines?
00:18:11Oh my God, I've explained it to him 40 times.
00:18:14This lower person is a dimwit.
00:18:17Can you come to the garden to explain it to him again?
00:18:20Yes, I'm coming. What can I do?
00:18:21I'm sorry, my dear Tania. I'm going to the garden for a while.
00:18:25What are we, the rich, doing?
00:18:27Do your job, my dear Jeanette.
00:18:29Go ahead, you idiot.
00:18:32Go ahead.
00:18:39Now you will see, Jeanette, how arrogant and arrogant you are.
00:18:44I'm going to steal her cell phone right away
00:18:47and I'm going to put the microchip in it, just like my boss told me.
00:18:53Hello, hello. Daisy, good morning. Daisy, good morning. Over.
00:18:59Come on, I can hear you. Over.
00:19:01I have Jeanette's cell phone and the microchip in my hands. Where should I put it? Over.
00:19:05I would tell you now where to put it. You will put it on the phone.
00:19:09I'm moving on to the next step of the mission. Over.
00:19:14What happened?
00:19:15Chief, you won't believe it. The cell phone is gone.
00:19:18What do you mean?
00:19:19Jeanette's cell phone fell into the toilet bowl.
00:19:22You burned me.
00:19:31I forgot my diploma.
00:19:33Why do you say that, sister Karamazov?
00:19:35After all, they were the hosts of the Holy Calendula.
00:19:37In fact, they were also the hosts of the Holy Cardinal.
00:19:40Why do you insist?
00:19:41Because there is no Holy Calendula.
00:19:45What are you saying? I have known the Holy Calendula for years.
00:19:48I have read at least three biographies of it.
00:19:51Of the Calendula?
00:19:52Of course.
00:19:53It lived in Alexandria in the 3rd century AD.
00:19:56It was highly educated and virtuous.
00:19:58And it spent all its fortune on the poor.
00:20:01Of course, there are also historians who claim that it was a gypsy.
00:20:04But I don't read them because they are heretic.
00:20:08Really?
00:20:09Of course.
00:20:10What should I do, chief? Jeanette's cell phone is buried in the toilet bowl.
00:20:14What should I do?
00:20:15You did it like a fool.
00:20:18Okay, chief. I made a mistake. The point is to fix it.
00:20:21If you don't fix it, what should we fix?
00:20:23And what should I do?
00:20:24Leave the cell phone where it is and pull it to the living room.
00:20:28And make a fuss so that they don't understand us.
00:20:31Idiot.
00:20:32Idiot.
00:20:36Gaius Tiberius Grothus loved the Holy Calendula madly,
00:20:41but platonically.
00:20:42Because Calendula was virtuous.
00:20:44And he died a virgin.
00:20:46Of course, there are also heretic writers
00:20:48who say that he had three children from three different heretics.
00:20:52Did the Holy Calendula exist?
00:20:56Well, yes. I give you so much evidence.
00:20:59Yes, but the bones found by the two pharisees are of the Holy Calendula.
00:21:04Well, yes.
00:21:05Teacher, how did the bones of the pyramids of Synceptos
00:21:09end up in the forest of Papraia?
00:21:12It's an amazing story.
00:21:14I have read it in the memoirs of Saint Augustine.
00:21:17Dad?
00:21:19Dad, dad, dad, dad.
00:21:21We are suffering in the heat because my Cyprus is stupid.
00:21:26Why did you hit her?
00:21:28Because Cyprus made me angry.
00:21:30My God, what a fascist she is.
00:21:33Dad, I got stuck in the sun.
00:21:35Go and bring me a glass of water.
00:21:38Yes, Mrs. Jeanette.
00:21:39Get out of here.
00:21:40Right away, Mrs. Jeanette.
00:21:43She is unbearable.
00:21:49Come on, my sweet Susanna.
00:21:51Of course I remember, my sweet Susanna.
00:21:54Of course I will come.
00:21:57My Manicurist, Susanna,
00:21:59a wonderful girl and an expert in mimicry.
00:22:02You should try her.
00:22:03Was your manicurist in your cell phone?
00:22:06Yes.
00:22:07Does your manicurist take you to the normal cell phone?
00:22:09Of course.
00:22:10Why do you ask?
00:22:11Nothing.
00:22:12Because you said that you would have another cell phone for your friends
00:22:15and another for the Paracateans who serve you.
00:22:18Not good.
00:22:19I have a cell phone for everyone.
00:22:21I am a very democratic person.
00:22:24Once upon a time, a very pious Greek aristocrat, Princess Isabeau,
00:22:29wanted to transfer the holy relics of the Virgin Mary to Mystra.
00:22:33But her ship sank.
00:22:35Isabeau drowned.
00:22:36So did the sailors.
00:22:38But the sea boiled the bones on the beach below Paparia.
00:22:42And a shepherd found them,
00:22:44put them together and buried them in our area.
00:22:47But he didn't know who buried them.
00:22:50And from all the people,
00:22:53the shepherds,
00:22:54these two sinners found them.
00:22:56The shepherd sent the holy relics to Pinesa.
00:23:00I don't believe this.
00:23:02And I do everything to reveal them.
00:23:05Whatever these gods do,
00:23:07I am suspicious.
00:23:11Chief,
00:23:12I was hoping to mention that I did it by sea.
00:23:14The phone you threw in the basin
00:23:16belongs to my dear Baron.
00:23:18It has nothing to do with you.
00:23:20Don't talk to me like that, because I'm upset.
00:23:22I graduated from the police school with a maximum of 10.
00:23:25What are you talking about?
00:23:26The maximum in the police school is 20.
00:23:29Why didn't I get 10?
00:23:31Because you passed with the basin.
00:23:34Don't talk to me like that, I'll correct it.
00:23:37How can you?
00:23:38Will you take the exams again?
00:23:40No.
00:23:41I'll find a way to put a button on Zanette's phone
00:23:43so we can watch her.
00:23:45Leave the phone alone.
00:23:46You made a lot of noise.
00:23:47Let's move on to plan 2.
00:23:49Sister Tzavara, we are trapped.
00:23:52I can't accept this, sister Katsamba.
00:23:54You have to accept it.
00:23:55The faster you accept it,
00:23:57the better for all of us.
00:23:59But if we take the relics one night from the temple
00:24:01and we go and hide them somewhere else?
00:24:03The best way to hide something
00:24:05that you don't want to show
00:24:07is in front of everyone.
00:24:08What do you suggest?
00:24:10So that no one ever finds out
00:24:12who the relics belong to that I found in the forest,
00:24:14we have to say that they are the relics
00:24:16of the Holy Calendula.
00:24:18We don't just have to say it,
00:24:20we have to shout it out loud.
00:24:21How can we do that?
00:24:22There is only one solution.
00:24:24The honorable mayor of Paparia,
00:24:26Danos Karavidoglou.
00:24:29I forgot the phone.
00:24:31We won't put the button on Zanette's phone.
00:24:34Yes, chief. Over.
00:24:35We'll put it on something
00:24:37that Zanette always wears.
00:24:39What does Zanette always wear?
00:24:41A dress.
00:24:42A dress.
00:24:43Are you out of your mind, Zanette?
00:24:45Yes, she wears a dress,
00:24:46but she doesn't wear the same dress every day.
00:24:48That's right, because she's also a pastor.
00:24:50What does Zanette wear every day,
00:24:52morning and night?
00:24:54A mask,
00:24:55a light crayon.
00:24:57Have we started yet?
00:24:59I don't understand, chief. What do you want?
00:25:01Does any of my Christians wear it?
00:25:03Oh, yes. Her ring, the good one.
00:25:05Oh, that's what's going to happen.
00:25:07What?
00:25:08You're going to take a picture of the ring,
00:25:09you're going to send me the picture,
00:25:10and we're going to make the same ring
00:25:12that's going to be inside the doll.
00:25:14Oh, so that's what you're saying.
00:25:16And you make me feel like I'm playing a movie with James Bond.
00:25:19No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:21I have my problems,
00:25:22and I have the mayor of Karavidoglou, Hypocrites,
00:25:25threatening me.
00:25:26What did Thobectes do to you?
00:25:28Remember my wonderful plans for the beach bar in Kalabouta?
00:25:31That, with the great excavations, you say?
00:25:33Fantastic plans.
00:25:34They upgrade our place and the tourist attraction.
00:25:37Think, my love, think.
00:25:38Tell me, please,
00:25:39on the beach of Kalabouta,
00:25:41which is now deserted and uninhabited,
00:25:43a bar in a rich exhibition center,
00:25:45where they will work only with shiny columns,
00:25:48topless,
00:25:49instead of wearing a shirt.
00:25:51And they will serve the drink on pirogues.
00:25:54And the columns will be fluttering.
00:25:56Flats, pirogue, flats, pirogue.
00:25:59Flats, pirogue, flats, pirogue.
00:26:02My dear, you're a genius.
00:26:04Tell me, please,
00:26:05isn't that the world for paparazzi?
00:26:07Well, that's on a European level.
00:26:09And a little, you say.
00:26:10Flats, pirogue, flats, pirogue.
00:26:12Not even in Ibiza, such a size.
00:26:14Not even in Dubai, you say.
00:26:15And where does the boat stick?
00:26:17While we had agreed normally,
00:26:19now the old man turns it over to me.
00:26:21And he tells me that above the beach of Kalabouta
00:26:23there is the Exhibition of the Holy Key.
00:26:25Well, now he discovered it.
00:26:26Come on.
00:26:27Don't you want to be my husband?
00:26:29Do you want me not to suggest it to him?
00:26:31But he makes it unacceptable.
00:26:32Well, we have given him so many times.
00:26:34Yes, now suddenly he became indispensable.
00:26:36And what are you going to do, my husband?
00:26:38I'm thinking of getting rid of him.
00:26:41You mean...
00:26:42No, well, to get rid of him as a mayor.
00:26:45How?
00:26:46I will appoint him as mayor.
00:26:48I didn't understand what I have.
00:26:50I have been giving him so many years
00:26:51for the pre-election campaigns.
00:26:53Now I will put the same money,
00:26:55but for myself.
00:26:56And when I get out as mayor,
00:26:58I will get as many licenses as I want
00:27:00for the businesses I want.
00:27:02My dear, it's not easy to get along with him.
00:27:04He has been a mayor for so many years.
00:27:06He has created very good relations
00:27:08with the voters.
00:27:09Let him be influenced.
00:27:10He has his own channel.
00:27:11My dear fellow citizens,
00:27:13good morning.
00:27:14Welcome to the channel
00:27:16Enduto Nika.
00:27:18The channel of virtue
00:27:20and respect.
00:27:22Today,
00:27:24we will show the issue of
00:27:25the ignorance of young people.
00:27:27My fellow citizens,
00:27:29the lesson of ignorance
00:27:32You should go to school immediately
00:27:34because our young people
00:27:36make a lot of nonsense.
00:27:38Where do you lose them?
00:27:39Where do you find them?
00:27:40In the bathroom.
00:27:41And they do this job.
00:27:43They lock themselves in
00:27:45and you knock on their door.
00:27:47And you sit outside the bathroom
00:27:49and you wait like a fool.
00:27:51Come out, my child,
00:27:53to do what I need to do.
00:27:55I will do it on my own.
00:27:57Nothing.
00:27:58He is there,
00:27:59knocking on the door.
00:28:01And because
00:28:03the child is doing
00:28:05a lot of knocking,
00:28:07you know,
00:28:09we must strictly
00:28:11limit this bad habit of young people.
00:28:13Because,
00:28:15as you all know,
00:28:17from an age and later,
00:28:19ignorance dies down.
00:28:21Also,
00:28:23in the event of a great uproar,
00:28:25it makes a lot of noise.
00:28:27I'm listening to you, chief.
00:28:29I'm listening to you carefully. Over.
00:28:31So, I was watching.
00:28:32You will go to Annette's house.
00:28:34Easy.
00:28:35You will have in your bag
00:28:37the ring with the doll I sent you.
00:28:39I see.
00:28:41And where you will sit on the couch
00:28:43and you will talk to Annette,
00:28:45at some point you will say to her,
00:28:47Oh, what a nice ring
00:28:49this is, my dear.
00:28:51Let me try it a little.
00:28:53Yes, my dear. Here you are.
00:28:55You will wear it
00:28:57at the same time.
00:28:59You will have the same thing
00:29:01in your bag.
00:29:03Oh, how delicious,
00:29:05my sweet. Yes,
00:29:07I adore this piece.
00:29:09And suddenly
00:29:11you will say,
00:29:13Look, a little bird.
00:29:15Where?
00:29:17Annette will tell you.
00:29:19There, there.
00:29:21And if the bird doesn't pass that time?
00:29:23You will tell her lies, baby.
00:29:25So that you can send her away.
00:29:27I don't understand.
00:29:29It's a devil's trick, the bird.
00:29:31Say it like that.
00:29:33Look, a little bird,
00:29:35Annette, you will tell her.
00:29:37Look, a little bird.
00:29:39And as long as
00:29:41she will be looking for the bird,
00:29:43you will change
00:29:45the rings.
00:29:49An amazing trick, my leader.
00:29:51There are
00:29:53quite a few scientists
00:29:55in Crete who claim
00:29:57that this bad habit
00:29:59makes the bird smaller.
00:30:01Scientists have
00:30:03observed
00:30:05that a young man
00:30:07in Connecticut,
00:30:0917 pounds
00:30:11tall,
00:30:13after intensive
00:30:15nesting practice,
00:30:17became 11 pounds.
00:30:19The man lost
00:30:216 whole pounds.
00:30:23Another one,
00:30:25in Baltimore,
00:30:27with 18 pounds initially,
00:30:29after intensive
00:30:31nesting practice,
00:30:33became 7 pounds.
00:30:35This is no longer a baby,
00:30:37it is a baby bird.
00:30:39A baby bird from a bird's nest.
00:30:41Holy Mother, bless me.
00:30:43The blessing of the Lord, my child.
00:30:45I am very happy
00:30:47to see you, brother.
00:30:49Me too, my lord.
00:30:51And I declare your humble
00:30:53worship. Thank you, brother.
00:30:55I do not miss your shows.
00:30:57I watch you every week.
00:30:59I have not missed an episode.
00:31:01You and Mrs. Anita Pania.
00:31:03Yes, Anita is very good too,
00:31:05but lately
00:31:07she has lost her quality.
00:31:09And you, always at the top.
00:31:11Especially your last show
00:31:13was very educational.
00:31:15You covered the subject of nesting.
00:31:17Yes, I know
00:31:19the subject of nesting very well.
00:31:21I study it every day
00:31:23since my adolescence.
00:31:25And where can you see
00:31:27the subject of my next show?
00:31:29What will it be, my lord?
00:31:31I will send another bad habit
00:31:33of our youth.
00:31:35Which lord?
00:31:37The stomach one.
00:31:39How it seems.
00:31:41How innocent and virtuous you are.
00:31:43My lord, forgive me.
00:31:45Yes, that's what I focus on
00:31:47in my shows.
00:31:49That's why you have so many followers.
00:31:51But you,
00:31:53why did you call me, Holy Ioumeni?
00:31:55Do you have anything to report to me?
00:31:57Any financial scandal
00:31:59or
00:32:01any sexual scandal
00:32:03even better?
00:32:05I, my lord,
00:32:07I called you for a very good purpose.
00:32:09I have a very good news.
00:32:11But the good news
00:32:13doesn't make any sense.
00:32:15The news I will tell you will be a disaster.
00:32:17It will make the engines of the AGB
00:32:19to hit red.
00:32:21But what is this news?
00:32:23Our monastery.
00:32:25Guests missed the Holy Calendula.
00:32:31Eusebius Voskos
00:32:33found the bones.
00:32:35He put them together
00:32:37and buried them
00:32:39near the monastery.
00:32:41But he didn't know
00:32:43that the Holy Calendula was buried.
00:32:45Until
00:32:47the Calendula
00:32:49appeared in the sleep
00:32:51of our Holy Ioumeni
00:32:53sister Katsamba.
00:32:55And the sister
00:32:57took her to the temple.
00:32:59So, all the believers,
00:33:01come to the monastery
00:33:03to worship her.
00:33:05What should we do?
00:33:07What? Holy Calendula?
00:33:09They call her Calendula.
00:33:11Why should we worship her?
00:33:13To find the enlightenment.
00:33:15I have a lot of enlightenment
00:33:17on my own.
00:33:19I don't need the Holy Calendula.
00:33:21We call her Calendula.
00:33:23Will we come only for the enlightenment?
00:33:25Not only for the enlightenment.
00:33:27You will also get money.
00:33:29Now you are right.
00:33:31We will get money.
00:33:33And not only for you.
00:33:35We will get a lot of money.
00:33:37And for each one of you
00:33:39you will get a little more.
00:33:41Great! How much will you give?
00:33:43How much do you want?
00:33:4520 euros per head.
00:33:47Are you kidding me?
00:33:49Yes, but you also want people
00:33:51to worship the Holy Calendula.
00:33:53Yes, but 20 euros per head?
00:33:55Don't cry.
00:33:57We will give you a discount.
00:33:59Give me a better price.
00:34:01We will give you a discount.
00:34:03You will pay 9 euros
00:34:05for 10 people
00:34:07who come with you.
00:34:0910 heads for 1 discount.
00:34:11Guys, 7 heads for 1 discount.
00:34:138 heads and we are done.
00:34:15You are crazy.
00:34:17You are crazy.
00:34:19What do you say, Peter?
00:34:21Is the Holy Calendula a great miracle?
00:34:23What miracles does Peter do?
00:34:25He gets married,
00:34:27he gets a doctor, he gets rich.
00:34:29Do you want to get a doctor?
00:34:31Do you want to get married?
00:34:33The Holy Calendula will find you.
00:34:35Do you want to get rich?
00:34:37The Holy Calendula will bring you money.
00:34:39Worship the Holy Calendula
00:34:41and in two weeks
00:34:43you will lose 30 kilos.
00:34:45No diet, no gym, no fat.
00:34:47That's a miracle.
00:34:49What am I telling you now?
00:34:51Don't talk to me. Don't do anything to me.
00:34:53What are you saying?
00:34:55Just go and worship
00:34:57the Holy Calendula.
00:34:59What are you talking about?
00:35:01Just go and worship
00:35:03the Holy Calendula.
00:35:05Then let's go and worship tomorrow.
00:35:07I want to become fat.
00:35:09I want money.
00:35:11The Holy Calendula gives me money.
00:35:13I told you.
00:35:15Worship the Holy Calendula
00:35:17and you will get rich.
00:35:19One day you worshipped
00:35:21and the next day you won the lottery.
00:35:23One day he prayed to the Holy Calendula
00:35:25and in his sleep
00:35:27he heard the Joker's numbers.
00:35:29Another one worshipped the Holy Calendula
00:35:31and told him the numbers of the roulette in the casino.
00:35:33The guy threw the bag in the air.
00:35:35He even took his underwear.
00:35:37We have to worship
00:35:39the Holy Calendula.
00:35:41This week.
00:35:43And after that, something else.
00:35:47What are you telling me?
00:35:49About the embassy?
00:35:51What am I hearing now?
00:35:53Does the Holy Calendula do anything?
00:35:55I don't know, but
00:35:57the embassy does everything for the Holy Calendula.
00:35:59Five embassies a week?
00:36:01And only the embassy?
00:36:03Everything.
00:36:05One day he worshipped the Holy Calendula
00:36:07and he lost all his hair.
00:36:09The next day
00:36:11he woke up
00:36:13with new hair like Katerina.
00:36:15The bag was ready.
00:36:19Another one believed the Holy Calendula
00:36:21and the next morning he spoke English.
00:36:23While another one
00:36:25didn't believe the Holy Calendula
00:36:27and lost her wallet
00:36:29in Laiki.
00:36:31She lost her husband
00:36:33who took her underwear.
00:36:35And she lost her hair
00:36:37from her permanent hair in the hair salon.
00:36:39And all this
00:36:41because of the rage of the Holy Calendula?
00:36:43I believe in the Holy Calendula.
00:36:45Me too.
00:36:47Tomorrow we are going to worship her.
00:36:49I am excited.
00:36:51Why are you happy?
00:36:53I did as you told me.
00:36:55I took Jeanette's ring.
00:36:57I tried it.
00:36:59I told her it was wonderful and then I told her.
00:37:01Look, a bird.
00:37:03Where is the bird?
00:37:05There, in the window.
00:37:07Where is it? I can't see it.
00:37:09And while this fool was looking for the bird
00:37:11I changed the rings
00:37:13quickly.
00:37:15But where is the bird?
00:37:17Oh, it's gone.
00:37:19What a pity.
00:37:21So I kept her ring
00:37:23and I gave her the ring with the bird.
00:37:25Well done, my dear. That's why I love you.
00:37:27Thank you, Archbishop.
00:37:31Why are you leaving so quickly, my only love?
00:37:33Stop it, Piasoto.
00:37:35Don't torture me anymore.
00:37:37You know it shouldn't be like this. I am married.
00:37:39I have been with too many women in my life.
00:37:41More than 5,000.
00:37:43What happened to these two writers?
00:37:45They keep saying the same things to us.
00:37:47Well, since my feelings don't change for you...
00:37:49Yes, but how many times do I have to tell you
00:37:51that I am married? I am tired.
00:37:55You won't be married for a long time.
00:37:57What do you mean, Piasoto?
00:37:59Janet, I thought it over very well.
00:38:03I will kill Varonos.
00:38:05Who is Varonos?
00:38:07Varonos Munchhausen. What are you asking?
00:38:09I can't share you anymore.
00:38:11One of us will leave the middle.
00:38:13And he will be Varonos.
00:38:17My God! What shocking news!
00:38:21Varonos' life is in danger.
00:38:23I can't believe it.
00:38:25We said it. These two writers are no longer for the base.
00:38:27But how will they reach it now?
00:38:29Is it possible for them to give you such ideas?
00:38:31To kill Varonos?
00:38:33No, no, Piasoto.
00:38:35Please, get these thoughts out of your head.
00:38:39I can't. I can't unless you are exclusively mine.
00:38:47What do you mean, exclusively?
00:38:49If you had another girl in mind,
00:38:51apart from me.
00:38:53No, of course not.
00:38:55Then you are welcome to come to our weddings.
00:38:57Wait a little bit until the summer ends
00:38:59and we'll see.
00:39:01Janet, the summer is not a good time for weddings.
00:39:03Wait a little bit until the cold comes.
00:39:05Do you want us to get married
00:39:07in the middle of the summer?
00:39:09No, I don't want to get married in the middle of the summer.
00:39:11I don't want to get married in the middle of the summer.
00:39:13I don't want to get married in the middle of the summer.
00:39:15I don't want to get married in the middle of the summer.
00:39:17Do you want us to get married in the autumn?
00:39:19No, no, not in the autumn. It's too melancholic.
00:39:21Then in the winter.
00:39:23In the winter?
00:39:25Am I in the cold?
00:39:27Can't I put on a coat?
00:39:29Can't I put on a scarf?
00:39:31Do you want us to get married in the spring?
00:39:33No, not in the spring.
00:39:35I have allergies.
00:39:37Then we should get married in the summer.
00:39:39It will be hot.
00:39:41Yes, but there is no other season.
00:39:43There are four seasons.
00:39:45Let's wait until the summer season
00:39:47and we'll see.
00:39:49Should we wait a year?
00:39:51Why?
00:39:53Penelope has been waiting for him
00:39:55for 20 years.
00:39:57What are you talking about?
00:39:59In 20 years you will be old.
00:40:01Shut up.
00:40:03What can I do to cheer you up?
00:40:05Leave it.
00:40:07Now nothing will happen.
00:40:09Fate has decided for us.
00:40:11I will never know you.
00:40:13I will never know your magic beauty.
00:40:17Marousseau, I can't wait too long.
00:40:19I have a problem with you.
00:40:21What is it?
00:40:23Impatience.
00:40:25I see you in my sleep.
00:40:27Do you see me late at night?
00:40:29No, I see beautiful images.
00:40:31I see you in my sleep.
00:40:33You are like a bird.
00:40:35You wear a tight blouse.
00:40:37You are like a bird.
00:40:39You wear a tight blouse.
00:40:41You are like a bird.
00:40:43You wear a tight blouse.
00:40:45You are like a bird.
00:40:47You wear a tight blouse.
00:40:49You are like a bird.
00:40:51You wear a tight blouse.
00:40:53You are like a bird.
00:40:55You wear a tight blouse.
00:40:57You are like a bird.
00:40:59You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:01You are like a bird.
00:41:03You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:05You are like a bird.
00:41:07You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:09You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:11You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:13You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:15You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:17You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:19You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:21You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:23You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:25You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:27You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:29You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:31You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:33You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:35You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:37You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:39You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:41You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:43You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:45You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:47You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:49You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:51You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:53You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:55You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:57You wear a tight blouse.
00:41:59You wear a tight blouse.
00:42:01You wear a tight blouse.
00:42:03Why do I like him so much?
00:42:05I understand that you like him.
00:42:07It's just that I'm not ready
00:42:09psychologically yet.
00:42:11Okay, Marissa. I'll wait.
00:42:13I'll wait because
00:42:15I don't like anyone else as much as you do.
00:42:19Since I was a child
00:42:21I realized
00:42:23that I have something
00:42:25different.
00:42:27That I have something
00:42:29that attracts him
00:42:31and he runs
00:42:33after me
00:42:35every day.
00:42:41Whether it's the eyes
00:42:43or the mouth
00:42:45that pulls
00:42:47this body.
00:42:49Honestly,
00:42:51I haven't found it yet
00:42:53since I've never
00:42:57since I've never
00:42:59seen him.
00:43:03Why do I like him so much?
00:43:07I ask and I wonder
00:43:11and I try to explain
00:43:15but I tell you
00:43:17that I can't.
00:43:19Let them follow me
00:43:23and let them fall
00:43:25in line.
00:43:27Men
00:43:29love
00:43:31each other
00:43:33and I love them too.
00:43:39How many times
00:43:41did they hold hands
00:43:43for a glance
00:43:45of a kiss.
00:43:47And since
00:43:49knives haven't come out yet
00:43:51don't come out
00:43:53now.
00:43:55Too much.
00:43:59Whether it's the legs
00:44:01whether it's the middle
00:44:03whether it's the breast
00:44:05whether it's the hips
00:44:07this thing
00:44:09above me
00:44:11that I like
00:44:13whether I was born
00:44:17whether I was born
00:44:19for destruction.
00:44:21Why do I like him so much?
00:44:27I ask and I wonder
00:44:31and I try to explain
00:44:35but I tell you
00:44:37that I can't.
00:44:39Let them follow me
00:44:43and let them fall
00:44:45in line.
00:44:47Men
00:44:49love
00:44:51each other
00:44:53and I love them too.
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00:46:15Who are you calling?
00:46:16Ilaria
00:46:17Yes, Ilaria
00:46:18What do you have to tell us?
00:46:20I saw the Holy Calendula
00:46:22In your sleep and you, like the Holy Igoumeni?
00:46:25Yes, yes, yes, yes, and I will definitely go to worship her
00:46:28Since the day before yesterday, the Holy Lipsanati
00:46:31She is being worshipped
00:46:33Yes, yes, I know, I said, I will definitely go
00:46:35Well done
00:46:36Yes, will you give me a gift?
00:46:38What gift should I give you?
00:46:39Eh, what are you broadcasting? Don't you give gifts?
00:46:41One cheese, one cold, one frost
00:46:43Well, let's give you a gift
00:46:46It's good, but give it
00:46:47We will give you a picture of the Holy Calendula
00:46:50Ah, you spent money
00:46:52What do you want, to give you a car because you saw the Holy Calendula in your sleep?
00:46:57Well, you didn't say the whole thing, you know, give me a Friteza, can't you?
00:47:00Okay, we'll give you a Friteza
00:47:03Good morning, let's move on to our next friend or friend
00:47:08Come Ornelas
00:47:10What do you want, mother?
00:47:11I want what the whole village wants
00:47:14To go and worship the Holy Calendula
00:47:17Why do you want to worship?
00:47:19Because George, the baker, told me that the Holy Calendula does miracles
00:47:24She heals, she is kind
00:47:26She is a little witch
00:47:29Eh, witch?
00:47:30Are you a little witch?
00:47:32No, but I'm not going to be a witch, just in case
00:47:35Your health is fine, don't worry
00:47:38Eh, it's not just the Holy Calendula
00:47:41What else is it, mother?
00:47:43So many years, years, only you
00:47:47What do you want to say, mother?
00:47:49So many years in a row, I got tired
00:47:53So what? Will the Holy Calendula find you a man in this job of a witch?
00:47:58We will go to the Holy Calendula, but later, first we have to go to the Holy Calendula
00:48:03Come on
00:48:04Eh, but how will the Holy Calendula find me a man, if I have my wounds?
00:48:09That's why first we have to go to the Holy Calendula
00:48:12To heal me, to heal me
00:48:15And then we go to the Holy Calendula
00:48:18To heal you?
00:48:19Yes
00:48:20Because Panagiota, the baker, who you went to worship
00:48:25She told me that the Holy Calendula makes you like Dua Lipa
00:48:30I saw Panagiota yesterday and I thought she was the same
00:48:33No, she has improved, it seems
00:48:36And you will see that in a month Dua Lipa will be the same
00:48:40Well, we'll see in a month
00:48:42Not in a month, now we have to go to worship
00:48:45Because if Panagiota becomes Dua Lipa in a month, why should I wait?
00:48:49Come, Ornella, what lady is next to you?
00:48:53Yes, good morning, Mr. Karavidoglou
00:48:57We hear you, my lady, what is your name?
00:49:00Maddalena
00:49:01Nice name, what do you have to tell us, Maddalena?
00:49:05I apologize, because the Yalouroniko has left a little
00:49:09I, as you say, I had a nervous breakdown
00:49:13Ah, too bad, too bad
00:49:16Did you have a fever?
00:49:18Big, I couldn't sleep
00:49:21All night I was coughing
00:49:24I was coughing a lot
00:49:27I was coughing a lot
00:49:29I was coughing a lot, nothing was happening
00:49:32Until one day I saw the night I slept
00:49:36Saint Kalendoula, her great grace
00:49:40And the next day I woke up Jet
00:49:44Excuse me, how did you wake up?
00:49:47Jet
00:49:48Ah, I see, Jet
00:49:51Yes, I was cured, excuse me
00:49:54Saint Kalendoula
00:49:56Well done, Mrs. Maddalena
00:49:58You win an image of Saint Kalendoula
00:50:02And a toaster
00:50:04Oh, thank you very much
00:50:07And you know, I vote for you, Jet
00:50:10And me and all my family that has seen me without children
00:50:13Nice, thank you very much
00:50:16That's why I give you a toaster
00:50:19To eat toasts to my health
00:50:22Come, Ornella, let's go to our next friend
00:50:27Saint Kalendoula
00:50:40There are a lot of people, I heard
00:50:43Yes, Saint Kalendoula is very miraculous
00:50:47Everyone says so
00:50:51Are you going to become a saint?
00:50:54Yes, I will become a saint
00:50:57Health is above all
00:51:00And everything else is not
00:51:02Saint Kalendoula
00:51:04You who revealed the numbers of Joker
00:51:07You who gave the new hair to Kasidiara
00:51:10Give light to my Manolio to bring me a cloud
00:51:14So I can hug my grandchildren
00:51:21And you, what are you going to ask for, Gitsa?
00:51:24Health
00:51:26What else, above all, health
00:51:29Saint Kalendoula
00:51:31Give me light and tell me
00:51:34Which of the two loves me more, Manolio?
00:51:37Me too, me too, me too, me too
00:51:41Or do you think Michael will support me better?
00:51:44Me too, me too, me too, me too
00:51:48Who should I choose, Saint Kalendoula?
00:51:51Who? Where have I gone?
00:51:53I even sent you a letter, father
00:51:55But you could not find my problem
00:51:58Send me the solution, please
00:52:01I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my lady
00:52:03Let the lady pass, let the lady pass
00:52:06I'm sorry, my ladies, I'm sorry
00:52:09Make room for the lady to pray
00:52:12Make room for my lady to pray, lady
00:52:16Make room for me to let them pass?
00:52:20How do you know them?
00:52:22No, no, no, no
00:52:25No
00:52:26What do you say, mother?
00:52:28Isn't he one of our eight?
00:52:30From the Vrontacides, huh?
00:52:32What do you say, mother? We are Vrontacides
00:52:34Yes, I know
00:52:36This is Mirsini Fortunaci
00:52:38Where?
00:52:39Where?
00:52:40I am Mirsini Iorthovizi
00:52:44Fortunaci or Iorthovizi?
00:52:46Fortunaci, mother
00:52:48That's what Iorthovizi says
00:52:50Can't you see?
00:52:51Calm down, Mirsini
00:52:53Is the girl Fortunaci?
00:52:55Yes, mother
00:52:56So she's one of our eight?
00:52:57No, mother
00:52:58Since she's Fortunaci, isn't she one of our eight?
00:53:00Yes, mother
00:53:01I'm telling you that the Vrontacides are our eight
00:53:04Mother, we are Vrontacides
00:53:06Shut up
00:53:07My dear Alexis, calm down
00:53:09We are old men
00:53:12OK, OK
00:53:13I'll give her a place in the mountain
00:53:15Are you here to worship again?
00:53:17Agia Kalemboura?
00:53:18Yes, Agia Kalemboura
00:53:20To save her from his bombs
00:53:24What bombs, my dear?
00:53:29Mirsini
00:53:30Who?
00:53:31Leave me alone
00:53:32Mirsini
00:53:33What bombs?
00:53:34Mirsini
00:53:35Which bombs?
00:53:36All of them
00:53:37All of them
00:53:38And she's still saying it
00:53:40That she's on my son's lap
00:53:43She's crying and she's dancing
00:53:49Nice, Fortunaci
00:53:51Well done
00:53:52Get up, mother
00:53:53You dared to talk about my Maroussa?
00:53:56That she was dancing and she wanted a place?
00:53:59There?
00:54:01You're in the right place
00:54:04Get up, mother
00:54:05You dared to talk about my daughter?
00:54:09She's more honest and pure
00:54:11There's no one like her in Papazia
00:54:14Alexis
00:54:15She's more honest and pure
00:54:17Alexis, Mirsini
00:54:19Mirsini
00:54:20Alexis
00:54:21They're going to fall in love
00:54:23They're going to fall in love
00:54:24They're going to fall in love
00:54:26Alexis
00:54:27Alexis
00:54:28Alexis
00:54:29Alexis
00:54:30Alexis
00:54:31Come, Ornella
00:54:32Who are your friends?
00:54:33Yes, Mr. Karavidoglou
00:54:35Are you in the air?
00:54:36Yes, ma'am
00:54:37I can hear you
00:54:38Are you in the air?
00:54:39Yes, I can hear you
00:54:40Ah, I have a cramp
00:54:42Come now
00:54:43I'm just a simple man
00:54:45Ah, I admire you very much
00:54:47Thank you
00:54:49Tell us
00:54:50Did you have any experience with the Holy Calendula?
00:54:54A great experience
00:54:56Describe us
00:54:57What should I describe you?
00:54:58Not describe us
00:55:00Describe us
00:55:02Describe us
00:55:03What happened to you with the Holy Calendula?
00:55:05Ah
00:55:08Describe us
00:55:09Ah, yes
00:55:10As you can see
00:55:11Here
00:55:12As you can see
00:55:13I have a son
00:55:14Gomari
00:55:15He doesn't read at all
00:55:16And the entrance exams are coming
00:55:19He read, I swear
00:55:21He didn't read
00:55:22He read, I swear
00:55:23He didn't read
00:55:24Until he saw the results
00:55:26I saw the Holy Calendula last night
00:55:30Excuse me
00:55:32The Holy Calendula
00:55:34And that's how he passed
00:55:35He must have written something to pass the entrance exam
00:55:39He must have written something to pass the entrance exam
00:55:41But fortunately, the Holy Calendula
00:55:43blinded the examiners and they passed it
00:55:46Did you see how everything is done with respect?
00:55:49Ah, I saw it, I didn't see it
00:55:51But after he passed
00:55:53It's been four years since the first year he passed the entrance exam
00:55:56What a pity, young man
00:55:58Did Kerameos cut him off?
00:55:59Yes, this blonde cut him off
00:56:01But now I want to visit the Holy Calendula
00:56:04to see him after the first year
00:56:07The puss, the puss, my dear
00:56:09I wish you all the best
00:56:12You have a picture of the Holy Calendula
00:56:16and a Karaoke device
00:56:18with all the Summer Hits of 2024
00:56:23Does he also have the El Telefonico of Sfoureira?
00:56:25Even if he has it
00:56:27First of all
00:56:28Thank you. God bless you, our fellow citizens.
00:56:31And we move on to the next friend. Come on Ornelas, let's go to our next friend.
00:56:41Brother Katsamba, you were so right.
00:56:44Since our good mayor made a show about the absence of the Holy Calendar,
00:56:49our monastery has been filled with blessed pilgrims.
00:56:54Did you hear what I said?
00:56:55The best place to hide something is in front of the eyes of the whole world.
00:56:58A grace helped us in the trick of the calendar,
00:57:00and we got rid of the bones of our mother-in-law, Alexis,
00:57:03and our bunny was born from the egg of the faithful.
00:57:06Brother Katsamba, you are the smartest brother I have ever met in my life.
00:57:11I am, but I don't say it, because I am also in memory.
00:57:13What a charming character.
00:57:15And a little, you say.
00:57:16I'll go get him.
00:57:20My brothers, two faithfuls,
00:57:23where they were waiting for the worship,
00:57:25they got caught together.
00:57:27I'm coming to get them.
00:57:29Come quickly.
00:57:30You go, my brothers, and I will go to the temple to offer.
00:57:33Myrsini, talk to me.
00:57:36Do you speak 100 words?
00:57:38No, I'm a new resident.
00:57:40And this table below doesn't speak 100 words.
00:57:42My child, what happened?
00:57:44Oh my God, my wife,
00:57:46these two got stuck in the wood.
00:57:48For what reason?
00:57:49And we didn't understand exactly.
00:57:51Did you understand, ma'am?
00:57:53I don't know the girl.
00:57:55What are you talking about?
00:57:56She knows the lady.
00:57:58She is the mother of the lady.
00:58:00And why do you say she doesn't know her?
00:58:02She's crazy, woman.
00:58:04Do you see her?
00:58:06What time is it?
00:58:07It's a few minutes.
00:58:09Let's call an ambulance.
00:58:11I called, they're coming.
00:58:13Are they breathing?
00:58:14I don't know, I don't know, I'm not sure.
00:58:17Oh, what a tragic end.
00:58:22The poor thing is crying.
00:58:29Good morning, baby.
00:58:30Soto, what are you doing here?
00:58:33I came to worship the bones of Saint Calendula.
00:58:36Blessed be.
00:58:38Tell me, what game are you playing?
00:58:40Soto, are you hurting me?
00:58:41I told you.
00:58:42You're playing a bad game.
00:58:44Don't you know you shouldn't play with the bull?
00:58:46I know you shouldn't play with the bull.
00:58:49But you haven't trained it.
00:58:53Tell me, what bone are you talking about, baby?
00:58:55Saint Calendula's.
00:58:59I want the truth.
00:59:00The truth is...
00:59:01Well, I'll give you a few days to fix your hair.
00:59:05If you don't do it...
00:59:08You know.
00:59:11I know.
00:59:42And tonight, if you're sad
00:59:47Tomorrow you won't remember me
00:59:54When hearts are parting
01:00:00Tears fill the nights
01:00:05When hearts are closing
01:00:09Empty nights are dawning
01:00:39Empty nights are dawning