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00:00Okay, Julia, tell Michael about your desires.
00:07Okay.
00:13I would love for us to hold hands when we walk down the street.
00:22I want Michael to touch me often.
00:26Sorry, I'm a little shy.
00:31Can I remove this blindfold?
00:34No. Julia, see, the problem is that you are too uptight.
00:41And Michael likes confident women.
00:45I mean, he likes when you feel confident.
00:49Can I try now?
00:51Well, I would love you to desire me.
00:59Of course, we can hold hands and go for walks if that's what you want.
01:04Honey, I feel strange.
01:07What's going on?
01:11Dear, not in front of the other people, you know. I'm shy.
01:14I mean, this is a therapy, right?
01:16We're trying to work something out here and you just...
01:18You're never satisfied. I mean, it's supposed to be a therapy. What is it?
01:20Mr. Green? Mr. Green?
01:23Yeah.
01:24I'd like you to leave us alone, please.
01:28Yeah, I think it's for the best.
01:33Julia, sit.
01:36Julia.
01:39I rarely say this to my clients, but I really think that the problem in your marriage is you.
01:47How can we save our marriage?
01:49Not all marriages need to be saved, okay?
01:52And wouldn't you feel more comfortable being just friends?
01:55But I have to try to save our marriage. I... For Michael's sake.
02:03Okay. This is my new book.
02:07All most interesting cases from my therapy are included here.
02:12Maybe it'll help you to make the right decision.
02:16Thank you, Ms. Stevens.
02:19You help me so much.
02:25In a relationship, you need to surprise your partner.
02:31Okay, Ms. Stevens.
02:34Let's test your theory.
02:49Honey, you're home?
03:05I got champagne.
03:06You got champagne?
03:07One more?
03:08Yeah, one more.
03:09Again?
03:10Again.
03:19Okay.
03:28Remind me when I move in here.
03:31You changed this awful interior.
03:34What do you mean?
03:36Couple more sessions, and your stupid little wife will file for divorce herself.
03:42Perfect.
03:43Okay, so let's have a toast for a brand new life.
03:51Did you hear this?
03:53Yep. Champagne, baby. It's the sound of success.
03:56No, no. It came from a closet.
03:59Yeah, because it's where I keep all my mistresses. Come on, don't be silly.
04:02Oh, come on, come on. For my peace of mind, can you please... Can you please check?
04:08Okay, what am I going to get for all this trouble?
04:10Anything you want.
04:12You know I can be very creative.
04:21Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's Julie. Ah, she's on her way.
04:23Okay, come on, come on. We gotta go. Come on, come on. I'm sorry.
04:26We have to take a rain check. Come on, baby. I'm gonna...
04:28Come on, we gotta pay you back for this.
04:30Give me a kiss.
04:31Couple more sessions.
04:32Couple more sessions.
04:34See you soon.
04:43I read your book, Miss Stevens, and I have made my mind.
04:48What is this?
04:50divorce papers.
04:52What?
04:53Honey, you deserve more.
04:56I messed up our marriage.
04:58Come on, Julie. It's just...
05:01Don't argue. You know that I'm right.
05:04I won't be a burden to you anymore. I'll let you go.
05:08Julie, this is not... We can make it work.
05:10We can make it work.
05:11It's too much, sorry.
05:12Julie.
05:19Damn.
05:21Baby, just chill, okay?
05:24Listen, go after her.
05:25Why?
05:26Before divorce proceedings, you need to behave accordingly, okay?
05:31Okay, all right.
05:33Oh my God, I can't believe it.
05:34You are a divorce lawyer.
05:42Thus, I hope that my new book will help to save even more marriages than my previous works.
05:49And it's so nice to see familiar faces of people whose relationships I helped to save.
05:55Kathy, Jonathan, Stephen, David.
05:59So nice to see you here.
06:03Julia?
06:04Good afternoon, Miss Stevens. I'm sorry I'm late.
06:08Oh, friends, this is Julia.
06:12I helped her to understand that sometimes divorce is the best solution.
06:21Yes, yes, it happens.
06:24Sometimes, for the happiness of two people, it's necessary.
06:29I would like to say thank you.
06:33Oh, it's not right. It's just...
06:35Yes, it's right, Miss Stevens.
06:38Now I'm completely happy and I'm here to say thank you again.
06:44Oh, it's okay. Julia, I really just tried to help.
06:49Oh, you helped a lot.
06:52Your techniques are really something.
06:55My ex-husband was pleased.
06:58Here's he, by the way.
07:00It's good that everyone is here.
07:03Hi, darling.
07:05Hey, hey, hey.
07:13A couple more sessions and your stupid little wife will stop for divorce herself.
07:20Oh, no.
07:23Your car, your business, all of this will be ours.
07:29Oh, okay.
07:31Everybody, I can explain this.
07:35I can really explain. It's not how it seems.
07:38Samantha Stevens took my husband away from me.
07:41And this is the best thing that happened in my marriage.
07:45Thank you, Miss Stevens.
07:47I diligently tried to save our marriage.
07:51Looked for problems in myself, but didn't notice the wolf in sheep's clothing.
07:55Thanks to you, I start to appreciate myself.
07:59And I've already thrown my husband out on the street.
08:03He's not gonna get a dime.
08:05Okay, everyone, Julia.
08:07You're gonna lose the trial, dear.
08:09And my advice to you is don't even show up.
08:12Your methods are something.
08:15Such a sacrifice, such a devotion to the profession.
08:20Okay, everybody, I'm sorry.
08:23I'm sorry. I mean, everyone, come back, please.
08:27This is not how she presents this.
08:29I could have just kept this between us, Michael.
08:34But I couldn't let her deceive people any further.
08:38See you in court, Samantha.
08:40And I must say, the prosecutor was so interested in this case.
08:46If I were you, I would look for a good lawyer.
08:49But I don't think it will help.
08:51Julia.
08:53Julia, I can explain this, okay?
08:56Hey, everyone, you have misunderstood this, okay?
09:00Hey, and...
09:02And what about my...
09:06My...
09:08My book?
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