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00:00Scott, I'm kind of desensitized to the Buffalo Bills uselessness at the end of football games
00:07and finding new ways to lose.
00:10Yesterday really got to me.
00:12Like yesterday, like Sean McDermott should write a book, bro, on how to lose a football
00:16game in 30 seconds.
00:17You know, I mean, because he's a master of it.
00:20He's a kingpin of it.
00:21And it's also I think it's fitting that Sean McDermott, you know, people don't know that
00:26Sean McDermott was actually the national champion high school prep wrestler, all right?
00:32So like McDermott was like a good, you know, a little pit bull wrestler guy.
00:37And he was like the national champion in high school, actually.
00:41But he reminds me of a mixed martial artist of a UFC fighter, Scott, that loses and then
00:46just says, well, I just got to, you know, get back to the gym and train harder.
00:50Like Sean McDermott, we just got to work harder.
00:51No, you don't have to work harder.
00:53We already work hard.
00:54Like working isn't the problem.
00:56You're the problem at the end of these football games, right?
00:59And it's constant.
01:00It's just one after another.
01:01Like, seriously, Scott, some kid that was smoking a ball playing Madden would not have
01:07run those plays.
01:08Like, you know what I mean?
01:09Like, if you're playing your buddy, you'd be like, nah, if I do this and I don't complete
01:12them, I'm going to lose the game.
01:13Like, I understand you're throwing a ball if you're losing the game, Scott.
01:16We don't have a choice.
01:17We got, you know, we got to throw the ball and we don't get it, the game's over.
01:20The game is tied, Scott.
01:22You threw the ball three times in a row with 32 seconds left from your goal line.
01:27Never once occurring that if we don't get this, we stop the clock, we put the ball from
01:32our goal line and they're already in field goal range.
01:36It was a miracle they came back, Scott.
01:38They were down 20 to 10.
01:40They came back.
01:41They should have been happy.
01:42All right, listen, we got this to overtime.
01:43Let's pull it out now.
01:44But no, of course not.
01:47And I don't want to hear, oh, it's not McDermott, it's Brady.
01:50The coach has an effing headset with a microphone for a reason, everybody, right?
01:55The coach hears the plays, man.
01:57He's right there.
01:58They're all talking to each other.
01:59You know, he hears the, he hears one run.
02:01He hears one pass play being called in after another.
02:04And what about Josh Allen?
02:06How come Josh Allen, you know, Josh Allen's got the power enough to say, yo, yo guys,
02:11I don't think it's a good idea.
02:12Why don't we just run the ball and get this game to overtime?
02:15So nobody says anything.
02:16We just throw the ball three times in a row.
02:18Everyone knows Scott Fairbarn's a great kicker on the Texans.
02:22I'm not shocked that he hit it for 59 yards.
02:24I knew we were doomed.
02:25As soon as I threw the ball on the first snap, I was like, okay, I can live with it on the
02:30first, the first down.
02:32You tried to catch them, big play, fine.
02:35Now you just tell the running backs, listen, bro, just run around a bit, kill a couple
02:38of seconds and go down and we'll just get this into overtime.
02:42You gift wrapped that game for the Texans, Scott.
02:44You gift wrapped it.
02:45Oh yeah.
02:46And the same way we gift wrapped Xavier Worthy to the Kansas City Chiefs in a draft.
02:49Same way we gift wrapped Patrick Mahomes in a draft for them.
02:52Dude, like it's not the Bills players, it's, you know, like it's a definition of insanity
02:57doing the same thing over and over again.
02:59And I'm not even saying a fire McDermott, cause I think he's a pretty good coach, but
03:02the only way the Bills can win Scott is if they blow you out, point blank, where he does
03:08not have to think.
03:10If he has to think, oh, like 13 seconds, they lost to the Chiefs.
03:13It gets old, Scott.
03:15It gets freaking old, bro.
03:16I'm just sick of it.
03:17They're going nowhere.
03:18This team.
03:19It'll be the same crap as always.
03:20They'll win the division and lose in the playoffs.
03:23Ooh.
03:24Fun being a Bills fan.