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00:00Welcome to the amazing digital circus.
00:06My name is Kain, I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, mind-bending paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon.
00:15Who are you people? Where am I?
00:19Everything's gonna be okay, new stuff. We've all been through this.
00:22If there was a way to leave, I'm pretty sure we'd have all left by now.
00:25Welcome to your new home, and your new body.
00:29New home? What do you mean?
00:31You, my friend, stumbled into an incredible world of wonders, where anything can happen!
00:36I'm fine with doing whatever, as long as I get to see funny things happen to people.
00:40After a while, you start to realize that you really can't leave, and constantly chasing an unattainable goal will start driving you a bit crazy.
00:48Oh god, why can't I remember my name?
00:51Thank goodness this is all a dream, right Bob-omb?
00:53Kain! We have a bit of an issue here!
00:57You completely lose sight of who you are, and why you're even alive, and when you reach your breaking point, something really terrible can happen!
01:07What did any of that mean?