Kabushikigaisha Magi-Lumière Episodes 1
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04:22So, I just talked to the president and decided to recruit a new magical girl.
04:29The president said he's sorry for making you do all the hard work.
04:34The president...
04:36You know him, right? He's an absolute fan of magical girls.
04:40I see. He's finally a newbie.
04:44What kind of girl do you want, Koshigai-san?
04:47Let's see...
04:49I guess I'll go with a girl who's got balls.
04:52Someone who can handle a cold-blooded adventure like me.
05:05My name is Kana Sakuragi. Nice to meet you.
05:10Please have a seat.
05:12Yes!
05:14Your self-promotion, please.
05:16Yes. My strength is that I'm a hard worker.
05:20I always prepare in advance, do my research, and do what I want to do.
05:24I'm able to deal with any situation.
05:27As you know, we're an entertainment business.
05:31Yes!
05:32Sakuragi-san, what part of us do you think is your strength?
05:36Let's see...
05:38Let's see...
05:40Our company has an amusement park project in India.
05:44Since the 21st century, our business has been booming.
05:48However, due to the high cost, we don't have any income other than tickets.
05:52We also need to take religious considerations.
05:56I think we can do that kind of research.
06:00Let's see...
06:02Let's see...
06:04Sakuragi-san, the research itself is good, but...
06:09Don't you have anything more to say?
06:15That's all for today.
06:17Thank you for your hard work.
06:19I'll let you know the results later.
06:28This place is no good either.
06:30It's already the 15th car.
06:35Ow, ow, ow...
06:39Ah...
06:40I did my research properly, but...
06:50That's not going to help me.
06:53But that new research was amazing.
06:56An amusement park...
06:58What kind of demonstration is that?
06:59Give me a break.
07:00Ah, about that...
07:02I think the president said something.
07:04Eh? I don't know.
07:06No, a few days ago, he said something in an interview with a local Indian.
07:12I think he translated it into Hindi.
07:15Hmm...
07:16Junior high students really do their best.
07:18He's really a mania.
07:25Thor, hurry up with the mocha chip cream.
07:28I'll have a caramel ice macchiato with extra chocolate sauce.
07:31There's still time until the next interview.
07:34I'll just have a sweet drink.
07:38I can't remember.
07:39It's for the last three people.
07:41I-I'm sorry.
07:43Um, I...
07:45I don't remember.
07:47It can't be helped.
07:48We'll have to ask for another order.
07:51U-Um...
07:53Is three people enough?
07:55Eh?
07:56Um...
07:58I think...
08:00The first person will have the Thor mocha chip cream.
08:04The next person will have the short caramel ice macchiato with extra chocolate sauce.
08:08The last person will have the short ice banana cream with extra caramel sauce.
08:15That's right.
08:17Me too.
08:18Yeah, yeah.
08:22I like being useful to people.
08:24But how do I appeal to them?
08:34I can't worry about it.
08:36I'm not a student anymore.
08:38I have to be a social person.
08:40Ah!
08:41The next one is a financial company.
08:43I'll review my self-PR.
08:46Um...
08:47Can't I say I'm a hard worker?
08:51Um...
08:53But I'm not good at changing...
08:59Um...
09:00Ah...
09:05Did you heat up the interview room?
09:07N-Not yet.
09:09Why is it so cold in there?
09:11I don't know.
09:12Our company has a lot of rooms.
09:14Maybe it's not well-maintained.
09:16Well-maintained?
09:17It's called a maintenance inspection.
09:19They do it every year, but it costs a lot of money.
09:23I heard they don't inspect rooms that aren't well-maintained.
09:27What?
09:28That's bad!
09:32What if I get a meeting?
09:34No, that won't happen.
09:36If you get a meeting, it'll be hard to deal with.
09:41It's really cold.
09:43Did you turn on the air conditioner by mistake?
09:45No, I didn't do that.
09:48Well, it's a small apartment.
09:50Let's turn up the heat and get some coffee.
09:52Okay.
10:04It's cold.
10:06What is this?
10:07It's colder than outside.
10:08There's grease on the desk.
10:10Next, please.
10:12The grease machine.
10:13O-Okay.
10:14Even if I can get in, I'll have to leave because of the temperature difference.
10:35It's a monster!
10:39This is...
10:40Yeah, yeah.
10:42I wonder if this is Shibasho.
10:48Hey, what are you doing?
10:49Hurry up and call the magical girl!
10:51Y-Yes!
10:53B-But...
10:54W-What should I call her?
10:56Hurry up and call her!
10:57We don't want to make a scene!
11:02Hey, Kaede-chan.
11:04Yes?
11:05Don't you have to go to work?
11:08The president is out.
11:10If there's a job request, I'll have to do it.
11:13What are you doing?
11:15The Mage Tramp Tower.
11:17Are you trying to kill me?
11:19Should I cast a spell on you?
11:21There's no point in doing that.
11:25Yes.
11:26I'm Majiru Mie from a company.
11:28H-Hello?
11:30I saw your homepage!
11:32You said you'd come right away!
11:34I'd like to ask you to come to Thailand right away!
11:37Leave it to me!
11:38I'll get the magical girl in a second!
11:40I'll transform!
11:41Koshigaya-san!
11:42Send me the location!
11:43The weapon is an old one!
11:45Roger!
11:58System login!
12:00Code C, activate!
12:07Code C, activate!
12:38Code C, activate!
12:44If you're clumsy,
12:47we'll be the ones to cut through the thorns you choose!
12:53I'm Majiru Mie from a company!
12:56I'm Hitomi Koshigaya!
12:59Ready for deployment!
13:04It's pretty close.
13:06Cooling system, huh?
13:08I see.
13:09Easy peasy!
13:27Oh no!
13:29What's going to happen to the interview?
13:31Should we change it?
13:32No, but...
13:34Hey!
13:35It'll be a problem if everything cools down!
13:37I know!
13:39The magical girl will be here soon!
13:46Sorry to keep you waiting!
13:48I'm Majiru Mie from a company!
13:52Hey!
13:53Don't try to stand out!
13:55What are you talking about?
13:57You're in a hurry, aren't you?
13:59Talking?
14:00By the way, isn't it really cold?
14:03That's because it's a cooling system.
14:06But still...
14:09Wait, this is...
14:17It's huge!
14:18Hey!
14:19Yes?
14:20How much do you charge for this system?
14:22Huh? Well...
14:24It's none of your business!
14:26I have a job to do!
14:28Get rid of it!
14:31No way!
14:32It was supposed to happen today,
14:35but there are at least two people who are safe with this system.
14:39It's a company's duty to...
14:44I have no choice but to do it.
14:46Boss, are we fired?
14:49No, it's not our responsibility to maintain it.
14:52But I know where the interview venue is!
14:54The new graduate is there!
14:57What should I do?
14:58I made a mistake in the order, but I can't let it end here.
15:02Damn it! I'm out of ideas!
15:05Kaede, can you hear me?
15:07Yeah, I can hear you.
15:09I'm looking for a partner right now,
15:11but they'll be here in 30 minutes.
15:13I won't be able to get a response in the meantime.
15:16The big one will die in one shot,
15:18but if it does, it'll destroy the room.
15:20Even if we use small-scale magic,
15:23we'll definitely run out of bullets on the way.
15:25Leave this to her, and we'll...
15:29Can you lend us a hand?
15:32We're going to use small-scale magic,
15:34but we need to fire a lot of bullets to prevent them from counterattacking.
15:38One person is enough!
15:40I'll tell you the timing,
15:42so we need someone to fill up the bullets.
15:45Huh?
15:46No, I'm not going to let you work under orders.
15:49Does that mean we're going to have to pay for the expenses?
15:52We can talk about that later!
15:54If we don't hurry, this building is going to collapse!
15:56But if we're going to fire one person,
15:58we have to get them inside the building!
16:00If you're so desperate, why don't you talk to the sales team?
16:03How dare you!
16:05Excuse me!
16:08I'll help you.
16:11Really?
16:12Thank you so much!
16:14Hey, you!
16:16This isn't an exam!
16:17You can't move around here during an interview!
16:20Um...
16:22I'll decline your offer.
16:24It's not like I really want to work here.
16:28Is she afraid of being kicked by a goldfish?
16:31Is there no future plan for her?
16:34Um...
16:35What should I do?
16:36Here.
16:38Listen.
16:39I'm going to go in now,
16:41so look at the number of bullets.
16:43When it's about 50,
16:45press the fill-in icon.
16:48I'll protect you no matter what.
16:51Lend me a hand.
16:58Damn, the door's frozen.
17:1025 magic bullet templates.
17:12One for each unit.
17:13Five for each number.
17:14120 for output.
17:1650 to 70 for 5.
17:180 for below.
17:21Commence operation!
17:27Wow!
17:33What the...
17:34What a huge ship!
17:36Sorry!
17:37It might take some time!
17:39Keep an eye on them!
17:40Yes, sir!
17:44Um...
17:45Miss Magical Girl!
17:46What's wrong?
17:47Are you okay?
17:48Could it be...
17:50The types of magic bullets are different?
17:53The types of magic bullets are different.
17:57What?
17:58It says on the terminal that it's against the speed limit.
18:01But that limit doesn't move at all.
18:04For example,
18:05it doesn't change the setting of the bullets at the time of the previous operation.
18:09Speed limit?
18:14This magic tool is crap.
18:16I'm not going to use it anymore.
18:18Um...
18:20Would you like to change the types of bullets here?
18:23What?
18:24No, no!
18:25That's absurd!
18:26I don't know how to change them!
18:28No, I do!
18:29I know!
18:30The magic management app, Dansu-chan.
18:33It's a 2020-year-old software.
18:35The main feature is the magic change in one-touch operation.
18:39I've seen the demo screen of the simple operation.
18:42I learned it when I was working for this app's development company.
18:46I only need memory.
18:49Ojo-chan.
18:50Yes?
18:51Actually, I'm the one who asks the general public for work.
18:57But I'll protect your safety even if I have to die.
19:00Can you help me with that memory?
19:05Help you?
19:07Yes!
19:08Then,
19:09I'll ask you to replenish the 100 bullets of the anti-stagnant bullet.
19:12Roger that!
19:20The magic bullet has been changed!
19:22I'll fill it up right away!
19:24All right!
19:25I can hold on for another 10 seconds!
19:2710 seconds?
19:28Isn't 10 seconds too long?
19:30What if we don't make it in time?
19:32Don't worry, Ben!
19:42Defense magic!
19:43All-out attack!
19:45I'll protect you no matter what!
19:48It's my job!
19:50As I thought, it's a fixed magic!
19:52The pyramid is...
19:56Charging complete!
19:58All right!
20:00Temple 25.
20:01Stand 5.
20:02Stealth Fixed.
20:03Rotate.
20:05Operation.
20:06Execute!
20:15I can see the core!
20:19Compressed object!
20:21Formation update!
20:36All right.
20:37Mission complete.
20:43What's wrong?
20:44Are you all right?
20:46I...
20:48I did a good job, didn't I?
20:52Yeah, you did.
20:54You were a great help.
20:56You're excellent, young lady.
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22:39I'm home!
22:41Ms. Koshigaya!
22:43That's how popular you are?
22:46I'm not popular.
22:52I'm a new recruit!
22:57You're just a normal person!
23:00You're so small-minded.
23:02So this is a magical girl company.
23:05It's not like any other big companies I've seen.
23:09There are so many words I don't know.
23:12It's like a school club.
23:15But she's a good girl.
23:17The president and Nikoyama-kun just came back.
23:20Oh, everyone's here!
23:23You have a visitor, Midorikawa?
23:26Oh, the president!
23:28President-chan, Otsu!
23:31Ms. Koshigaya is a new recruit?
23:33Yeah.
23:34Koshigaya, good job.
23:36It was easy!
23:40So you're the new recruit.
23:43Nice to meet you. I'm the president, Shigemoto.
23:50Welcome to Majilumie Corporation.
23:57Next time, on Houki Nante Rakushou Dakara.