[ENG] EP.1 Kennosuke-sama
Kennosuke-sama EP 1 ENG SUB
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00:00This is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It may be disrespectful of character image and may not be suitable for children under the age of 12.
00:10Please be careful as this is a derivative work of the Touhou Project.
00:20Episode 1
00:28The coolest, cutest, and the most stylish anime.
00:34PINK
00:38And of course, us Dragon Ball Z.
00:41The bad guys who look a lot like me will come to get the Earth!
00:45I'm definitely not going to lose to them!
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01:20The movie, Dragon Ball Z, is now available for pre-order.
01:50The movie, Dragon Ball Z, is now available for pre-order.
02:20The movie, Dragon Ball Z, is now available for pre-order.
02:50Ha! Toh!
02:53Nyah!
02:55Nuh-uh!
03:05Mishkook-tskook-ooh!
03:09Nyah!
03:16Sun High!
03:17Under the big chestnut tree
03:22You and I
03:27Let's play all night
03:32Under the big chestnut tree
03:37Under the big chestnut tree
03:41Nyah!
03:46It's over.
03:50Sun High!
03:53Sun High!
03:55Mr. Oden!
03:58Akabee!
04:11Date?
04:17Date?
04:18Mr. Oden, did you just say date?
04:23That's right.
04:25I'm very lucky to be invited to a date by a gal.
04:31Date, huh?
04:32Oh, what? You're not happy?
04:35Ah, no, no.
04:37Then I'll have some watermelons.
04:40Watermelons?
04:41That's dessert!
04:43It's a date!
04:48Ah, I get it.
04:50You don't know what a date is, do you?
04:58It's a joke, a joke!
05:02I'm not that stupid.
05:07A date, huh?
05:30I'll see you tomorrow at 8 o'clock at Ipponmatsu.
05:33Got it!
05:36I'm home!
05:49I'm home!
05:54Mother, I'm home!
05:57Mother!
05:59Mother!
06:01Oh?
06:03Are you in a hurry, Kenosuke?
06:09What are you talking about, Mother?
06:11Today is Saturday.
06:13Kindergarten is until noon.
06:15Now that you mention it, that's right.
06:17I was careless.
06:19Then would you like instant ramen for lunch?
06:22More importantly, Mother, I have a question.
06:25Have you ever been on a date?
06:32Of course I have.
06:34I've been to a lot of places with my father.
06:37I see.
06:39That was when we had our fifth date.
06:43The place was...
06:45The bench near the Kumanori Zoo.
06:48We held hands for the first time.
06:56Anyway, dating is fun, isn't it?
07:00That depends on the person you're dating.
07:03A boring guy on a date is...
07:07the worst.
07:09The worst...
07:12By the way, what is that?
07:14Oh, nothing.
07:16It's just...
07:18I'm going to practice my swordsmanship.
07:22Would you like lunch?
07:24Yes!
07:27Shinobimaru!
07:28Where are you, Shinobimaru?
07:35Shinobimaru!
07:41Are you all right, Ariko?
07:43Let's go.
07:46Did you call me, Master Kenosuke?
07:52I'd like to ask you something.
07:56Do you know what a date is?
07:58Of course I do.
07:59It's a date when a man and a woman go to a lot of places together.
08:06Is that all?
08:08Is that what you call a date?
08:10But it's easy and deep.
08:14If it doesn't work,
08:17you're the worst.
08:21I'm the worst?
08:22My mother said the same thing.
08:24Shinobimaru, do you have any good advice?
08:27Master Kenosuke?
08:28Why do you say that?
08:30Actually, I was invited to a date by Oden-dono.
08:35Congratulations!
08:38But if I'm called the worst,
08:41I don't have the right to be a man.
08:46Leave it to me.
08:48I've been studying it on TV and magazines.
08:52That's great!
08:55You're the best, Shinobimaru!
08:57Yay!
09:00Now, let's practice.
09:02First, prepare a car.
09:04A car?
09:05That's right.
09:06It's a drive.
09:07A car is a must for a country date like this.
09:11I see.
09:12I got it.
09:13Wait for me!
09:19Huh?
09:20Huh?
09:21Huh?
09:22Huh?
09:23Huh?
09:24Huh?
09:30How is it?
09:31It's a Porsche I got for my birthday.
09:33Oh, no.
09:36This is...
09:38What?
09:40Is it bad?
09:41If you pedal,
09:43you'll get tired before you reach your destination.
09:46Besides, this is for one person.
09:48I see.
09:50I'm in trouble.
09:51I stumbled all of a sudden.
09:53As I thought,
09:54I need a real car.
09:56That's it!
09:57Alright!
09:58Tomorrow, I'll borrow my father's car secretly.
10:02That's a good idea!
10:04For now,
10:06let's run to the sea.
10:08Let's go!
10:10Wait!
10:12Run to the sea?
10:14It's too far away.
10:16A date is a sea.
10:18Girls usually say,
10:20I want to see the sea.
10:23I see.
10:25Let's go.
10:27Let's go!
10:44It's the sea!
11:15We're finally here.
11:23Why do girls say they want to see the sea?
11:26It's been decided for a long time.
11:32What do we do next?
11:34I don't know.
11:36I think it's normal to stop by a tea shop.
11:40That's right.
11:43That's good.
11:45I'm thirsty.
11:47Look!
11:48There's a tea shop over there.
11:57Excuse me.
11:59Yes.
12:04Welcome.
12:05I'd like a cup of cold barley tea.
12:09You can't, Miss Kenosuke.
12:12Huh?
12:13I'm not an old man.
12:16I'm a young man.
12:18I have to order a cup of iced coffee.
12:24Iced coffee?
12:27Yes.
12:29I'd like two cups of iced coffee.
12:34Yes.
12:38Thank you for waiting.
12:54It's a very bitter drink.
12:56This is the taste of an adult.
13:09Thank you for the meal.
13:11I'd like four servings.
13:13What?
13:15That means...
13:16Hey, two servings each.
13:18What are you talking about?
13:20Miss Kenosuke, men are more likely to treat girls.
13:25It's against the rules.
13:27What?
13:28Is that true?
13:33Thank you very much.
13:36Thank you very much.
13:41It's not fun to go on a date.
13:45It's strange that everyone seems to be happy.
13:49What are you going to do next?
13:51What?
13:54I mean...
14:01I see.
14:02Shinobimaru.
14:04Yes.
14:05How about shopping?
14:08Shopping?
14:12I mean shopping.
14:14I'll buy this handbag.
14:17Miss Kenosuke, please buy it.
14:19What did you say?
14:20Do you want me to buy that handbag?
14:25Of course.
14:30Handbag...
14:34What?
14:37Can I go home now?
14:40No, it's not time yet.
14:42What?
14:43It's not time yet?
14:44Well...
14:47It's a common pattern to go to an amusement park or a movie theater.
14:52And a concert.
14:54After that, you have to treat yourself to dinner.
14:59It hurts.
15:03If I don't do that...
15:08You're the worst.
15:14I felt like I saw the world of hell for a moment.
15:18Get a hold of yourself, Miss Kenosuke.
15:22What?
15:25Hey, hey, hey.
15:27Wait a minute.
15:28What?
15:29I don't think I've seen you before.
15:31You're a stranger, aren't you?
15:33This is our way.
15:36Leave the pass.
15:40All the money.
15:42Or do you want to get hurt?
15:45Don't be stupid.
15:46This is the way of the world.
15:48I don't have a duty to pay you.
15:51That's right.
15:54Even if you don't have it, you'll have a lot of money tomorrow.
15:58This kid is against it.
16:01Interesting.
16:02I'll give you a break.
16:09Miss Kenosuke.
16:14I'm sorry.
16:18I won't be defeated by you.
16:26I won't be defeated.
16:28You're cute.
16:29I'm really going to kill you.
16:42This guy seems to be able to do a little.
16:44Interesting.
16:46Oh, my God.
16:57Miss Kenosuke.
16:58This is a chance.
17:00What?
17:01If you get rid of these guys on tomorrow's date,
17:04Miss Oden will say,
17:06Miss Kenosuke is the best.
17:09I see.
17:10All right.
17:12What are you talking about?
17:30What?
17:42What?
17:58I won't die.
18:04Shinobimaru, how was it?
18:06It was great.
18:08Tomorrow's date is perfect.
18:11Miss Oden will be happy.
18:14That's great, Miss Kenosuke.
18:16It's the best.
18:32The plan is perfect.
18:34All right.
18:35Let's go.
18:38Have a good day.
18:42What?
19:01Miss Kenosuke.
19:03Miss Kenosuke.
19:12What's going on?
19:16What's wrong?
19:23Miss Kenosuke.
19:42Oh, my God.
19:45Miss Kenosuke is the worst.
20:11It's not going as planned.
20:14The story of a man and a woman.
20:18A car and money.
20:20With that hand and this hand.
20:22The preparation is perfect.
20:24The rest is easy.
20:25After that.
20:27Oh, my God.
20:31You're the worst.
20:33Don't say that.
20:35Wait a minute.
20:41The story of a man and a woman.
20:45A car and money.
20:47With that hand and this hand.
20:49The preparation is perfect.
20:51After that.
20:53Oh, my God.
20:55You're the worst.
20:57After that.
20:59Oh, my God.
21:01The story of a man and a woman.
21:11After that.