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02:00Don't worry if you see a rat and you're on the stairs alone.
02:04If your house is haunted, don't worry.
02:07If a rat or a ghost kidnapped you, or even if you were robbed, don't worry.
02:14All you have to do is call the German company for the fight against monsters.
02:24The German company for the fight against monsters.
02:27Where's the address?
02:31Get ready, doctor. We have an order.
02:35I'm always ready.
02:50Get a hold of yourself, you monster.
02:52This place is under siege.
02:53Who are you?
02:54We are the German company for the fight against monsters.
03:00The German company for the fight against monsters.
03:31The German company for the fight against monsters.
03:44Oh, my God.
03:47This is a great success, guys.
03:50It's all because of a good man, Abu Al-Wafabi.
03:52Thank God, guys.
03:53The whole country now has a reputation other than the German company for the fight against monsters.
03:57Thank God, God.
03:58Do you know that we have 2 million views on YouTube?
04:01Look.
04:02This is more than a million messages we randomly sent to people's phones.
04:05A million messages?
04:06Why a million messages, Ikhlas?
04:08Do you want to waste the money we took from you and the police on ads?
04:11No, no, Jamjoum.
04:12Don't waste money on ads.
04:14Spend money.
04:15Like in the movies.
04:16The movie costs 5 pounds, but you give me 2 million pounds of ads.
04:19Right.
04:20And we're still going to change the set, and change the location, and leave it to Omar.
04:23No, no, he's Omar, and I like him a lot.
04:25Do you like the place or not?
04:26I liked it more in the beginning.
04:27No, it's good like this.
04:28When I get more money, I'll buy a nice apartment in Sheikh Zayed, God willing.
04:32But now, we were supposed to save the money we had.
04:35We were going to make a bank certificate, guys.
04:37Imagine, we didn't even come to the company at all.
04:39What certificate, Jamjoum?
04:40People with certificates don't find food.
04:42Open your heart, God.
04:52Peace be upon you.
04:53Peace be upon you.
04:54God bless you, Hajj.
04:55We haven't opened yet.
04:57Excuse me.
04:58Isn't this the German company that fought the pirates?
05:01Exactly.
05:02So they came to me and told me that you're a client, and they want me to solve a problem for you.
05:05I really have a problem.
05:06Come in, Famdy.
05:07Come in.
05:08You enlightened us.
05:09God bless you, Jamjoum.
05:10God bless you, my daughter.
05:11You enlightened me, sir.
05:12God bless you.
05:13What is your name and what is your job?
05:15My name is Salhan Abdel-Tawak.
05:17Welcome.
05:18I'm a chef on the sandwich shop of the oppressed children.
05:21First of all, normal children come to me.
05:23And I keep pressing and pressing and pressing until the children are oppressed.
05:28Okay, but please delete the application.
05:31I'm sorry, my daughter.
05:33I forgot my glasses.
05:34Can you help me?
05:36Of course, sir.
05:37It's okay.
05:38Look, these are just questions and I have options.
05:40We just want to know your situation and put it in your file, okay?
05:43Okay.
05:44I'll ask you and you'll answer me.
05:45Okay.
05:47I'll ask you the first question.
05:51Did you sleep in an old room when you were little?
05:54No.
05:55Did you excrete in the bathroom when you were little?
05:59No.
06:01Did you scream in the bathroom when you were little?
06:03Don't be ridiculous.
06:05Did you borrow money in the bathroom when you were little?
06:08No.
06:09Were not you grown up?
06:10What is the matter, sir?
06:11I borrowed money when I was little, screamed when I was little.
06:14I was young.
06:15I don't know how to steal.
06:18No mistake, sir.
06:19I was rejecting the idea of this application from the beginning.
06:22Excuse me, sir, did you go to the bathroom when you were a kid?
06:25No, no, no, I didn't.
06:26You went to the bathroom when you were a kid?
06:28No.
06:29Sorry, sorry, we're sorry.
06:30Sir, tell us, what is it, so we can help you?
06:33That's why I'm here.
06:36Have you heard of the toy knife?
06:39No, that's a shame, sir.
06:41You're a big man, you understand.
06:42You want a toy knife?
06:43The kiosk is right next to us.
06:45But here, it's the German company fighting the scoundrels.
06:50Sir, I'm talking about the people who want to kill themselves.
06:54Yes, yes, yes.
06:56I read about this in the bathroom.
06:58And I started to doubt,
07:00that it could be a vampire.
07:03And then I remembered,
07:05that one day I had a terrible hangover.
07:07It made me forget about thinking.
07:08It made me forget.
07:09It made me forget.
07:10I couldn't think.
07:11And I started to doubt,
07:14that he was the one who stabbed the castle.
07:16And that the people who are killed in the streets,
07:18are the ones who stab them.
07:20And when you doubted so much,
07:22why didn't you tell the police, Mr. Salhani?
07:25I didn't go.
07:26They chased me away and left.
07:28What made you so sure that we would chase you away too and leave?
07:31No.
07:32No, no, no, no.
07:34You're the German company fighting the scoundrels.
07:39You got me wrong.
07:40In that case, Mr. Salhani,
07:42tell us what made you doubt so much.
07:45This is the window of his house.
07:47Do you see it?
07:48The one over there?
07:49Yes.
07:50I always close the window and never open it.
07:53Wow.
07:54And the window looks scary, doesn't it?
07:56And the whole house is scary.
07:58But the window is scary.
07:59It's made of wood.
08:00Enough, enough. Don't scare me.
08:01The wood is scary.
08:02I'm not happy at all.
08:04Look, Mr. Salhani.
08:06Your words don't confirm anything.
08:08Because the man could be one of the sun's enemies.
08:11I've read a lot about this disease and I know it well.
08:13Yes, his other name is the colored one.
08:15And some people call him Buhak.
08:16Buhak?
08:17There's nothing called Buhak but Buhak Sultan.
08:19And that's a disease, not a disease.
08:20And what's his name?
08:21Buhak.
08:22Buhak?
08:25Or, for example, they're cleaners.
08:28So they're afraid that dirt or dust will get into the house.
08:30So they close the windows.
08:31Look, Mr. Salhani.
08:33The man's name is very strange.
08:35His color is always black.
08:37And his eyes are always wide open.
08:38And the blood is running from his face.
08:40And he only comes out at night.
08:41And he never talks at all.
08:43No, he has a blood transfusion.
08:45But still, Mr. Salhani, the reason for the blood is convincing.
08:47It makes you think that your neighbor has a blood transfusion.
08:51I used to think that at first.
08:53And then one day I was talking to the girl about this.
08:55That I was doubting him.
08:57But then I found a cockroach by the window.
09:00I went to the window.
09:03I opened the window.
09:06And I found a cockroach.
09:08I threw it in his face.
09:10And he stood upside down.
09:12As soon as he saw me.
09:14He flew away.
09:16As if he was waiting for me.
09:18This is a blood transfusion.
09:20What he's talking about is a blood transfusion.
09:22You always find a blood transfusion in foreign movies.
09:24When he wants to do his business quickly and come back.
09:26He turns into a cockroach.
09:27Or he turns into a cockroach.
09:28He has the ability to turn into anything.
09:30And has he lived with you for a long time?
09:32This is the first time I've seen him.
09:34I've never seen a cockroach in my life.
09:36What cockroach?
09:38I'm talking about your new neighbor.
09:40This is a new apartment.
09:42It's been a few months.
09:44How is it a new apartment?
09:46It looks like an old building.
09:48It's a new apartment.
09:50Is it an old apartment or a new apartment?
09:52There is an old apartment now.
09:54It's a new apartment, of course.
09:56Do you want to tell us.
09:58That the same time the crime happened.
10:00It's the same time your neighbor lives in it?
10:02Yes.
10:04I have children.
10:06And I'm afraid of them.
10:08I sent them to school.
10:10They don't go to school.
10:12I'm afraid of them.
10:14And the children will fall.
10:16Don't worry, Uncle Serhan.
10:18Do you see a solution to this problem?
10:20Don't worry.
10:22If anything happens to you.
10:24We'll take care of it.
10:26You don't talk at all.
10:28Let me talk.
10:30Uncle Serhan.
10:32What time does he get out of his house?
10:34About 11 o'clock at night.
10:36Exactly.
10:38That's what I was looking for.
10:40So we finished our day.
10:42We got bored of the world.
10:44And we come to his house at 11 o'clock at night.
10:46To watch him.
10:48But I don't come at 11 o'clock at night.
10:50I come at 10 o'clock at night.
10:52Don't talk about anything that has to do with management.
10:54I'm in charge.
10:56Look, Uncle Serhan.
10:58The German company.
11:00To fight monsters.
11:02Managed by a planet.
11:04One of the greatest scientists.
11:06We'll get to you as soon as possible.
11:08And we'll solve your problem.
11:16It's 11.05.
11:18And the man hasn't come down yet.
11:20Are you working or what, Uncle Serhan?
11:22Yes.
11:24Who put the machine there?
11:26Uncle Serhan.
11:28He's coming to get you.
11:34Get out, Uncle Serhan.
11:36So we don't see each other at night.
11:38That's it.
11:40Don't talk too much, Uncle Serhan.
11:42It's because of Burj Al-Hamad.
11:44And you keep talking like that.
11:46Keep talking like that.
11:48Get out of the car.
11:50Behind Uncle Serhan?
11:52Yes, behind him.
11:54Okay.
12:20Where did he go?
12:22Where did he go?
12:24Did you notice his skin?
12:26A bit oily.
12:28Oily?
12:30It's very oily.
12:32Mr. Wafaa, the dog has a problem.
12:34The elephant's problem?
12:36Yes, the elephant's problem.
12:38His skin is very oily.
12:40You feel like he didn't sleep well.
12:42Or there's another explanation,
12:44but it's a bit far.
12:46Maybe he didn't eat all day.
12:48As usual, every word is valid.
12:50It's obvious that he worked all day.
12:52He must have slept all day.
12:54He must have slept well.
12:56He must have slept well.
12:58Follow me, Uncle Serhan.
13:00Let's go inside.
13:02It's a bit far, by the way.
13:20A blood bank?
13:22A blood bank?
13:24A blood bank?
13:28What do you think about this, Mr. Gungor?
13:30I think it's very logical.
13:32When a blood donor wants to work in a place,
13:34he won't find a better place than a blood bank.
13:36he won't find a better place than a blood bank.
13:38Or a slaughterhouse.
13:40I don't think so.
13:42Anyway, guys,
13:44we're not going to get any more information
13:46than we already have.
13:48I want you to know his secret,
13:50so go to his house.
13:52I want you to know his secret, so go to his house.
13:54Right.
13:56But how are we going to get in?
13:58Have you seen Godzilla?
14:00No.
14:02Have you seen Godzilla?
14:04No.
14:06No.
14:08No.
14:10No.
14:12No.
14:14No.
14:16Mr. Lalla Alwi.
14:18Mr. Juma Abbas.
14:20No, I'm Stephen Seagal.
14:22Stephen Seagal? Who are you?
14:24We're from the gas company.
14:26What gas? I don't have a pump yet.
14:28What pump? We're from the gas company.
14:30We're here to pump this pump.
14:32We want you to clean it.
14:34What's your name, Mr. Dardiri?
14:36Yes, I'm Sayyeda.
14:38Who's Sayyeda?
14:40I'm his wife.
14:42Look at that.
14:44Can I meet Sayyeda?
14:46No, he's sleeping right now.
14:48He woke me up before the sun went down.
14:50He's sleeping right now?
14:52Isn't that a little weird, Sayyeda?
14:54What's weird is that he's sleeping a little.
14:56I'm telling you, he's sleeping in there.
14:58He's staying up all night
15:00so he can make a living.
15:02So he can get me the pizza I want.
15:04Excuse me, is this a car?
15:06What car?
15:08You're a king.
15:10And you're a king too.
15:12You're a king.
15:14He's a king.
15:16He's been working all night.
15:18He's not allowed to rest.
15:20We need you to sign this paper
15:22so we can deliver the gas.
15:24That paper won't wait.
15:26It will, ma'am.
15:28No, it won't.
15:30Even if the paper waits, the gas won't.
15:32I'll tell the surprise lady.
15:34Look, ma'am.
15:36Your house is built on a gas station.
15:38We want you to help us move the house
15:40I'll try to get in, but if I fall, I won't be held responsible, okay?
15:45Come on.
15:46Wait.
15:47Take off your shoes before you go in.
15:49And wash your hands in the sink.
15:51I'm still cleaning.
15:52Okay, okay.
15:53No one will take off their shoes.
15:54Wash our hands?
15:55This is a toilet, ma'am.
15:56What do you mean, wash our hands in the sink?
15:57Come on.
15:58I'm carrying a beer bottle on my back.
16:00And the Prophet closes the door behind you.
16:02Okay, ma'am.
16:03Come on.
16:04Come on.
16:05Come on.
16:06Come on.
16:07Come on.
16:08Come on.
16:09Come on.
16:10Come on.
16:11Come on.
16:12Come on.
16:13Come on.
16:14Come on.
16:15I can't believe it.
16:16What do you mean you can't believe it, what do you check for when you try it?
16:17What...
16:18We check everything.
16:19If you're doing anything for me it doesn't matter what it is, we check the seconds.
16:20The second, what's the second?
16:21Five seconds.
16:22Okay, at the same time then?
16:24That's it.
16:25Every time you order alcohol you got that, okay?
16:29You didn't order me to order you something else.
16:38I didn't hear anything. Am I deaf or what?
16:41There's a sound of a box opening.
16:43Or a sound of a fridge closing.
16:44Or a sound of a surgery being done.
16:45Come on, let's run away.
16:46We're not running away, by the way.
16:48We're not running away, we're waiting for you.
16:49You're running away? Shut up!
16:51Man, get up. Don't bother me.
16:53What do you want?
16:54I'm not telling you not to wake me up.
16:56Until the sun sets.
16:58Do you want me to scream?
16:59No, God willing, you and I don't.
17:01But there are people out there,
17:03who say that the world is going to explode.
17:05Get up, so you can go to sleep.
17:08And drink some blood.
17:09Drink blood? No, I want to have breakfast.
17:15Who are you?
17:16We're from the Gas Company.
17:18What?
17:19We're from the Gas Company.
17:21We're here to install the gas pipes in the gas stations.
17:24The gas pipes.
17:27The gas pipes?
17:28In the gas stations?
17:32For the gas.
17:35What's with the pretty glasses?
17:37It's your kindness.
17:38But I won't allow it.
17:39My grandma is a minister now.
17:41She's an ambassador.
17:42She's an influencer on Instagram.
17:44So, after your permission,
17:45don't make fun of this backward eastern man.
17:48Backward?
17:52Why are you laughing?
17:53What are you saying, Samira?
17:54I don't want to laugh.
17:55Samira, what are you saying?
17:56Influencer on Instagram, or what?
17:58Well, my daughter, Aunt Mariela Kohli.
18:00Yes.
18:01The sun has set, and Nikola is gone.
18:04Can you get me proof
18:06that you're in favor of gas?
18:09Proof?
18:10Do you want me to put gas on you
18:11so you'll know we're in favor of gas?
18:12Be polite.
18:13I'm polite.
18:14Carnations, Uncle.
18:15You want carnations?
18:16Don't say you want carnations.
18:17I want carnations.
18:18You want carnations.
18:19Give me the carnations.
18:21Give me the carnations!
18:22I forgot the carnations at home.
18:24I can go get them and come back.
18:26But I want to bring them to my father.
18:28Bring them to your father.
18:29I want to bring them to my father.
18:30Your father said so.
18:31No, Uncle, I didn't say so.
18:32No, you did.
18:34Listen, you two.
18:36I doubt you two.
18:38You look like you're here to have a good time.
18:42But unfortunately,
18:43you came to the wrong house
18:45at the wrong time.
18:47Please,
18:48if you want to calm down,
18:49calm down.
18:52Wait here.
18:54What are you going to do?
18:56Nothing.
18:57I'll open the door
18:58so it'll be a little easier.
19:00Actually, when I smell your juice,
19:02I feel like you're going crazy.
19:04So we just want to
19:05calm down a little.
19:07Yes, yes,
19:08I drank a little.
19:09And you don't waste a little
19:11until you taste the sun.
19:13The sun doesn't bother you?
19:14No,
19:15and someone who's bothered by the sun
19:17should eat vitamin D.
19:19Vitamin D?
19:20What about this?
19:21No, all of this.
19:22No, this.
19:33Hey,
19:34hey,
19:35take it easy.
19:36Are you crazy?
19:38What can I do for you?
19:39I told you,
19:40this won't work on you.
19:41Put some lemon oil
19:42and it'll work.
19:43Ask the expert.
19:44Lemon oil?
19:45Are you kidding me?
19:47God,
19:48what's going on with her?
19:49She's an infidel.
19:50Get out of here
19:51and let's get this lemon oil married.
19:52Because if I were you,
19:53the whole world
19:54wouldn't have mercy on you.
19:56Enough.
19:57You've exposed yourself,
19:58you son of a bitch.
19:59Son of a bitch?
20:00See?
20:01What's wrong with you?
20:02What's wrong with me?
20:03What's wrong with you?
20:04Pull yourself together
20:05instead of leaving.
20:06I'm sorry,
20:07Uncle Dardiri,
20:08I'm sorry,
20:09I made a mistake.
20:10And then you don't protect yourself?
20:11You've already exposed yourself.
20:12We know everything.
20:13We know you're an infidel.
20:15We know you kill people
20:16and take their blood.
20:17We know you're a Dracula.
20:18What?
20:19Didn't you tell me
20:20you're a Dracula?
20:21Did you tell me
20:22you kill and kill?
20:23Enough, guys.
20:24I didn't kill anyone.
20:25I swear to God,
20:26I slept and woke up
20:27and found myself like this.
20:28Hey,
20:29does anyone wake up
20:30from sleep
20:31and find himself a vampire
20:32and himself a bloodsucker?
20:33Oh,
20:34you're so lucky, sir.
20:36Whoever thinks he's a Dracula
20:37turns out to be a vampire.
20:38Enough, guys.
20:40I swear to God,
20:41I'll get you out of your fear.
20:42Man,
20:43what do I mean?
20:44There can't be anyone else.
20:47It's because the country
20:48is full of Dracula's
20:49who want to get rid of each other.
20:51Full of what?
20:52Dracula's.
20:53Dracula's?
20:54Did you say Dracula or Dracula's?
20:55Huttles.
20:56No, I didn't say Huttles.
20:57No, you did.
20:58Please.
20:59Please.
21:00You're right.
21:01But the one who created me
21:02must have created someone else.
21:03And I've never killed anyone.
21:05But I'll kill someone.
21:06Who are you going to kill,
21:07you son of a bitch?
21:08Son of a bitch?
21:09That's what you said.
21:10Pull yourself together.
21:11He's the one who started it.
21:12Stop it, guys.
21:13I swear to God,
21:14if you respected yourself,
21:15I'd have killed you
21:16with my own hands.
21:17And then,
21:18to be fair,
21:19your words
21:20are full of lies.
21:21That's true, Gamgoon.
21:22His words are full of lies.
21:23Thank God, sir.
21:24I don't believe in lies.
21:26What do you mean by lies?
21:27It's all about the night.
21:28By the way, Dr. Gamgoon,
21:29I think we should go to the police.
21:30They'll give him a stick,
21:31explain it to him,
21:32analyze it,
21:33and we'll know the truth.
21:34Yes, yes.
21:36Police.
21:37What are you thinking?
21:38Are you alone or what?
21:39I'm not alone.
21:40No,
21:41he's turning his back.
21:42A car.
21:43What?
21:44A car.
21:45I can't hear what he's saying.
21:46A car.
21:47The car will turn.
21:49Pasha.
21:50Yes.
21:51Can we go down to the cafe?
21:53The cafe next to us.
21:54We'll drink something
21:55and get drunk.
21:56Okay.
21:57But I don't drink light blood.
21:58Okay,
21:59let's drink Karkadee.
22:00And why do you want to go down to the cafe?
22:01Go down to the cafe in front of us.
22:02A car.
22:04I need to go down to the cafe.
22:05And then it's night.
22:07We'll take him to the cafe
22:08for half an hour
22:09and call the police
22:10and bring him back.
22:11Really, a car.
22:12I need to go down
22:13and call the police.
22:14Okay.
22:15But I hope he comes back
22:16without a scratch.
22:17Okay?
22:18Okay, ma'am.
22:20We're left alone.
22:21Uncle Gargiri.
22:22What Gargiri?
22:23Gargiri came from Gargara.
22:25Uncle Gargiri came from Gargara.
22:26That's enough, Uncle Gargiri.
22:28If you're so focused,
22:30you might lie.
22:31Because if you lie,
22:32I'll expose you.
22:36Okay, Saad Talbih.
22:38I'll tell you everything.
22:40But trust me,
22:42don't bring my wife a car.
22:43A car.
22:44A car, like the one you saw.
22:45Because she has a family
22:46behind her.
22:48Trust me, Uncle Gargiri.
22:49We won't bring her a car.
22:50No, we won't.
22:51You don't know her.
22:52Sir, I promise you
22:53we won't bring her a car.
22:54That's enough.
22:55How many times have I told you?
22:57Won't you tell me?
22:58Is this a song by Asala?
22:59Yes.
23:00I love it.
23:01Will Asala be different from Samira?
23:03Don't focus on your food.
23:05Uncle Gargiri.
23:06Tell me the truth.
23:08Tell me the truth.
23:09Are you the owner of the castle?
23:10Samira.
23:11Yes, that's right.
23:13I'll talk to you
23:14because it's obvious
23:15that you're the one with the family.
23:16Me?
23:17Yes.
23:18Look, Saad Talbih.
23:20I've only counted once in my life.
23:22Only once.
23:23And only one person.
23:24Trust me.
23:25We won't bring her a car.
23:26A car.
23:27My wife.
23:28Sir, I swear I won't tell her.
23:29You saw her.
23:32I'll tell her she's traveling.
23:33Who's traveling?
23:36What?
23:37Who?
23:38My wife.
23:39Your wife?
23:40You're joking.
23:41I'm telling you
23:42you're the one with the family.
23:43I won't tell her.
23:44That's enough.
23:45That's enough.
23:46Put your hands together.
23:47Don't embarrass yourself.
23:48I won't.
23:49The fire is still fresh.
23:51Stop it.
23:52Don't embarrass yourself.
23:53What does your wife have to do with this?
23:59I'm my wife's slave.
24:02No, don't touch her.
24:03This isn't sleep, Saad Talbih.
24:05This is regret.
24:06Regret.
24:07Shut up.
24:08Does anyone treat their wife like their own mother?
24:10Or does anyone take care of her
24:11and take care of your kids?
24:13Besides,
24:14your wife is a big woman.
24:16A big old woman.
24:17Of course,
24:18she wasn't a virgin.
24:19She wasn't a virgin.
24:20She really wasn't.
24:21She was dead.
24:22She was dying in my arms.
24:23I felt a sourness in her.
24:25I forgot I was drinking.
24:26But believe me,
24:28she was a slave and I regretted it.
24:31And I'm telling you,
24:32I'm not with her.
24:33Please,
24:34tell me the whole story
24:35without any distortions.
24:37No distortions.
24:38No distortions.
24:39Believe me, ladies,
24:40it's a commission,
24:41not a distortion.
24:43I'm going to tell you everything.
24:46On a black day,
24:47at midnight,
24:48we were inviting Hamati to our place.
24:52Welcome, Hamati.
24:54You really enlightened us.
24:58The girl,
24:59as soon as she found out you were coming,
25:01she came down to you
25:02with the harangue that you like.
25:03Harangue?
25:04What's wrong with her?
25:06She's worried about you.
25:08What?
25:09No, not at all.
25:10You really enlightened us, Hamati.
25:12That's enough.
25:13I'm tired of singing.
25:14And it's true,
25:15you asked the girl
25:16to sing a harangue for you.
25:18What?
25:19She told you?
25:20Of course she told me.
25:21My daughter doesn't hide anything from me.
25:23Not at all.
25:24The thing is,
25:25as you know,
25:26I was going to take them
25:27and beat them up.
25:28No, beat them up
25:29in the bathroom
25:30with the girl's harangue.
25:31And I said,
25:32come on, girl,
25:33I'm tired of you.
25:34And I took the vampire,
25:35and the girl went to sleep.
25:37And I think you ruined
25:38her harangue.
25:41Not at all.
25:42I wasn't going to hit them.
25:43I was going to give them
25:44a little more.
25:45A little more.
25:46But things will change.
25:47What things will change?
25:48I was going to say
25:49the same thing.
25:50The one who gets fat
25:51from an ant's back
25:52will never get fat again.
25:54Yes.
25:55He's the one who goes and comes back.
25:59We're not sure
26:00about our fate, monsieur.
26:01You're right.
26:03The one who's gone
26:04will never come back.
26:10I'm asking you,
26:11what's wrong with you?
26:12I'm nervous.
26:13I'm angry.
26:14I'm angry.
26:15I'm so nervous.
26:16I'm going to do anything.
26:17Anything.
26:18And when I lose
26:19she'll hit me.
26:20And she'll open the window
26:21quickly
26:22and she'll jump
26:23with her legs.
26:24I mean,
26:25with her hands.
26:26And from a strange voice
26:27I'll say,
26:28Ha, ha.
26:29For the first time
26:30I know that the vampire
26:31can turn into a monkey
26:32not a frog,
26:33do you know that?
26:34No, it's normal.
26:35A vampire turns into a monkey.
26:36It can turn into a laptop.
26:37A vampire can turn into anything.
26:38What's wrong with you?
26:39Your hair is what's turned into
26:40and you're sucking
26:41people's blood and drinking it.
26:42She's a strong and inventive woman, what do you think?
26:44Who else would be spilling the blood of the rich?
26:47But it's a beautiful story to laugh at a young family in their first year.
26:51Not at scientists and investigators like us, you liar!
26:53Why?
26:55I believed her.
26:56And by the way, I also believed her.
26:59Because you two are liars, and you don't have the sense of truth that I have.
27:03How can you believe the empty talk that he's saying?
27:06I swear, that's what happened, my dear.
27:08You see me.
27:09I'm living my life.
27:11I'm running after other people's children.
27:13I wake up at night and go to sleep at day.
27:16Night and day, and day and night.
27:20And instead of working at a food bank,
27:22I worked at a blood bank.
27:24Blood!
27:26So I can find something to eat,
27:28and feed my children.
27:29Feed my children, feed my children.
27:32And you feed your children blood?
27:34No, I feed them liver, at 2 a.m.
27:37Do you know how much a kilo of liver costs nowadays?
27:40Half a kilo of liver costs how much?
27:42How much?
27:46Stop it, stop it.
27:48Calm down, please.
27:49Don't be like this, calm down.
27:50There's nothing worth it.
27:53Don't be like this, man.
27:55No, no, no, it's a shame.
27:56I swear, it's a shame.
27:57You understand my pain, too.
28:00What pain, instead of blood?
28:02Okay, speaking of blood.
28:04How about I get you some blood to calm your blood?
28:07I wish, Saad, that someone would find it.
28:10But I wish if anyone of you had blood,
28:12it would stay in one piece,
28:13because one piece makes my brain work.
28:15And I feel like I'm a bit sick.
28:17No, Uncle Dardeer, I mean,
28:18I'll get you blood, and you'll get blood from us.
28:21Anyway, Uncle Dardeer, I want you to be reassured.
28:23This disease you have,
28:25you can treat it very easily.
28:26I saw a movie called,
28:28Wotwat, Walaken, or Jabarot, Wotwat.
28:30I don't remember the name.
28:31But it's about a story about a village.
28:33There was a virus that entered the blood,
28:35and immediately infected it.
28:36It makes a person turn into a vampire,
28:38without being considered a vampire.
28:39Isn't this disease real, Dr. Gamgoon?
28:41Yes, it is, Mr. Bimbim.
28:43I read about it in the magazine,
28:45and I also read that the cure rate for it
28:47exceeded 50%.
28:50So there's hope, Doctor.
28:51Yes, there's hope.
28:53Uncle Dardeer, are you with us,
28:55or where are you, Uncle?
28:57I'm with her.
28:59I mean, with her, and with you,
29:01and with your presence.
29:04It's true,
29:05some people think it's a sin.
29:08Because you know a certain vampire,
29:10you know him.
29:11If you don't know him,
29:13then you don't know him.
29:16And we were afraid that we'd meet the man,
29:18and we said, no, he's a bloodsucker, he'll kill us.
29:20And it turned out that his situation is more serious than his heart,
29:23and he's hard on the infidel.
29:24Why don't I talk to you, son?
29:26Why don't I focus with you?
29:28I have a theory that
29:30can tell us exactly where the vampire is.
29:33What's your theory?
29:35There are three murders that have happened so far.
29:38It's obvious that our vampire
29:40likes to feed on the rich people,
29:42who have no family or anyone to ask about them.
29:44Why?
29:45Why?
29:46Why?
29:47Because most of the victims,
29:48or all the victims, to be precise,
29:49are homeless people,
29:51who sleep on the streets.
29:55How did you find it from my brain?
29:57So he's the one who feeds on the rich people?
29:59No, son, it has nothing to do with my theory.
30:01Focus, son.
30:02All the murders that have happened so far
30:04have happened in very similar areas.
30:06The first murder is in Mohamed Ali Street.
30:08The second murder is in Sayed Aisha Street.
30:10The third murder is in Al-Abagya Street.
30:12It's obvious that our vampire
30:14is a resident of the castle.
30:15No, he's a gold digger, by the way.
30:17Because he could be a resident of any other area,
30:19and he goes to the castle to find out about his crimes.
30:21No, no, no.
30:22He's not smart.
30:23I'm going to ask you the theory in peace.
30:25Now, if you went to work,
30:27and you didn't eat anything from your God's breakfast,
30:29what would you do when you got off work?
30:31I'm going to answer you.
30:32I didn't talk, by the way.
30:33I'm not waiting for you to talk.
30:34I'm going to answer you.
30:35The first thing you would do when you got off work
30:37is go to a restaurant near your house,
30:39get some food, and go to bed.
30:41That's what our vampire does.
30:43He finishes his day,
30:44gets some food next to his house,
30:45and goes to bed.
30:46And this food,
30:47which is the most expensive victim.
30:49What, son of a bitch,
30:50is this food that you're talking about?
30:52Are you hungry, or are you talking nonsense?
30:54You think I'm right?
30:5550 pounds from you equals 50 pounds from me.
30:57What are we betting on?
30:58We bet that the new crime
31:00will take place in the same area.
31:02Specifically, it will take place in Al-Hattabah
31:04or Darb Al-Labbana.
31:07Damjoum!
31:08Bimbim!
31:09Did you see what happened?
31:10Yes, girl.
31:11Why didn't you come in and say hello?
31:13You came in like you were in a hurry,
31:15while we were living in a deserted castle.
31:16You didn't know what happened.
31:18The castle's butcher
31:19stabbed his new butcher.
31:20What is this nonsense?
31:21You mean he stabbed his new butcher?
31:23It doesn't matter.
31:25Where was the new victim?
31:27Al-Hattabah or Darb Al-Labbana?
31:28What?
31:29How did you know?
31:30He was in Darb Al-Labbana.
31:3150 pounds from you.
31:3250 pounds from me?
31:33What is this 50 pounds from me?
31:34I'm telling you.
31:35Some people die,
31:36women are trampled,
31:37and children are orphaned.
31:39This won't do, guys.
31:41We can't just wait for the butcher to stab us.
31:43We have to find a solution.
31:44Right.
31:45What are we waiting for?
31:46We have to go now.
31:47Where are we going?
31:48To Dardiri.
31:49Do we know any other butcher?
31:54Yes!
31:55Yes!
31:56Hurry up!
31:57What is it?
31:58What is it?
31:59Where is Dardiri, ma'am?
32:00What is this?
32:01What are you talking about?
32:03Dardiri is sleeping.
32:04Excuse me,
32:05but could you please wake Dardiri up?
32:08There is a serious problem
32:09and we can't wait.
32:10Even if the problem is serious,
32:11we won't wait.
32:12That's enough, guys.
32:14Your husband is exposed.
32:15He looks like he's going to the butcher.
32:16What?
32:17Butcher?
32:18Is he a dragon or a moth?
32:20Wake him up quickly.
32:21He's exposed.
32:23No, ma'am.
32:24I can't.
32:25Wake him up
32:26and don't tell him anything
32:27so that he doesn't make a new plan
32:28to run away from us.
32:29Wake him up and tell him we want him.
32:31Tell him he's exposed.
32:33Khair!
32:34May God have mercy on him.
32:36This is his credit card.
32:38What is this?
32:40He can't sleep.
32:42Open it, Ali.
32:43Open it, Kareem.
32:50Khair!
32:51What were you doing up there?
32:52Were you changing your clothes with your feet?
32:54Not at all.
32:55I was a little hungry.
32:57I was watching a foreign movie
32:59and I felt like I wanted to sleep.
33:01What about you?
33:02What's all this fuss about?
33:04What's wrong with you?
33:05I have a lot of doubts about him, Dardin.
33:07Where were you last night at midnight
33:09and why didn't you think about your husband?
33:12He was in the fish of freedom.
33:14What?
33:15The fish of freedom?
33:17And why are you answering him?
33:19Don't you have a tongue?
33:20Because he was with me
33:22and I was with my cousins
33:23in the fish of freedom
33:24eating rice with yogurt.
33:25What's this?
33:26He brought witnesses as well?
33:28Of course, sir.
33:29And all the witnesses are in front of you.
33:31Ask them.
33:32Where were you at midnight?
33:34He was with me as well.
33:36He was with me at 1.30
33:37but at 2
33:39he was with me as well.
33:41I was with her in my body
33:42but not in my heart.
33:45So why are you asking all these questions?
33:47I'm sorry, ma'am.
33:49There was a new victim
33:50whose blood was found
33:51and other parts of her body were found.
33:53So our friend's sincerity
33:54was doubting that uncle Dardini
33:56was the one who did this
33:57because he's the only blood donor we know.
33:59Isn't that right?
34:00That's right, Jomjom.
34:02We're sorry, ma'am.
34:04Sayyara!
34:05Yes?
34:06Make me a delicious meal for the men
34:08and make me 50 liters of blood.
34:10Be careful, Dracula of the heart.
34:15Why are you laughing?
34:18The good thing is when you're humiliated
34:20you make the whole apartment burn.
34:21What apartment?
34:22The whole building is going to burn.
34:24Of course, you want to know
34:25who did it.
34:32What?
34:33My uncle.
34:34Who?
34:35My uncle.
34:36Uncle Dardini.
34:37Didn't you say he was the one
34:38who did this before?
34:39And then what?
34:40Are we going to keep standing
34:41like this
34:42while the youth of the country
34:43are fighting one after the other?
34:45That's it?
34:49King Saleh?
34:50Shobra?
34:51Zatoun's dream?
34:52The airport?
34:53The palm tree party?
34:54I could tell you
34:55all the subway stations.
34:56Shh!
34:59I know where the next crime is going to be.
35:01And I also know
35:02how we're going to do it.

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