2008 Frost HOT MOVIE

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2008 Frost HOT MOVIE
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00:00:00Thanks, Ted. I'm Scotch Evans, and last night I went to Ibiza 86, an exotic little Spanish
00:00:19number which is pretty much the hottest night spot in New York this season. How hot, you
00:00:25ask? So hot my pants nearly caught on fire. Where are you hanging out with that guy? Uh-uh.
00:00:32He's such a chase. Uh-uh-uh. This is a Spanish space station. It's the signature drink there.
00:00:42You know how he calls himself? What? The Candyman. No, he doesn't. Yeah, yeah. He laid the same
00:00:50light to me and three of my girlfriends in the same night. Something about us being sweet
00:00:57and him being the Candyman. Yeah, that's why it's called a night. Trust me, the Candyman
00:01:09is an asshole. Hello? Hey, Jack, it's me. Are you up? Yes. I'm Scotch Evans, and this
00:01:30has been another... All right, I'll see you tonight, man. Hey, drop it like a tie. Yeah,
00:01:35my love. Wait, you don't have a girlfriend now, no? What, are you crazy? Oh, Christ almighty.
00:01:49Am I the only one with a boner in here? You're like the Ray Charles of pussyhounding. You
00:01:56see nothing. Pussyhounding? Yeah, shrimp patrol. Are you wearing makeup? For my job. It cuts
00:02:05down on the glare, dick. Want to hear something awesome? I'd like some awesome vodka right
00:02:10about now. This girl from Veneer Magazine doing a story on Playboys in Manhattan. Jade
00:02:18Hardwick? They call you too? No, I just... No. Sorry. Do you realize how much wool I'm
00:02:29going to pull after this? Yeah, that's cool that she called you. I know, that's what I'm
00:02:34saying. Look, we're taking her out. She's got to understand how I roll. Like a pimp.
00:02:42I need you to sound the alarm on some ass tonight. Try to call some girls who don't
00:02:45hate me. I'll have the seared ostrich a la paison, and start me off with a plate of short
00:02:55ribs, and get this bread out of here. I don't want to look at it. Hey. Hey. Chuck? What?
00:03:17No more dirty hugs. What do you want to take to the next level?
00:03:20I'm getting married on the 15th of April.
00:03:51When do you start smoking again?
00:04:02I wanted to tell you in person.
00:04:04Jack. What's wrong? Asshole. You're my best friend.
00:04:19Aren't you supposed to marry your best friend? Jack.
00:04:32What am I supposed to do? Be happy for me.
00:04:49What are you going to be for Halloween? It's Halloween. Next Tuesday. How do you not know
00:05:10what Halloween is? A lot going on lately. Like what? Just personal stuff. Oh. Like girl
00:05:21problems? Yeah, sort of. So what do you think I should be? I'll think about it. Okay.
00:05:31What's your name? Jack. I'm Sophie.
00:06:01Frosty! What's that? Frosty! Frosty! Is that the crack attack? She doesn't like to be called
00:06:23that anymore. Frosty, I'm coming out. What happened? Where are you getting the noise?
00:06:29Hello, Vader. Oh. Hey, Parsley. Hey, Serafina. Frosty! Hey. Hi. Hey, beautiful. Oh, I just
00:06:40love you. I've missed you so much. You know, I just love you so much. Hey, any of you faggots
00:06:44want a shotgun of beer? I win! So, uh, what's with all the models? You're a model. I'm an
00:07:05actress slash model slash artist, okay? Can't we get rid of these bitches and play caps
00:07:11or something? Why don't you try and make some friends? You could use some more of those.
00:07:14Okay, Dad.
00:07:40I used to make you jealous of the men she fucked before you met her.
00:07:45Take this!
00:07:49We can get high if you want.
00:07:51To all the ones that thought they knew me best, I'm tasked to prove your prowess. Who was
00:08:02my new 99? I want last names and coon status. To all the ones that hated me the most, a toast.
00:08:14Y'all really had me going for a second. I was nervous. Why am I the first to go? My
00:08:27first to go?
00:08:49Alex, you okay there?
00:08:51Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I just take a long time in the bathroom. I am a woman, you know.
00:09:05Yeah, I'll be right down.
00:09:07I'll be right down.
00:09:18Aussie, you sure you're okay in there?
00:09:20Yeah, yeah. You go, go. Have fun, you goddamn Viva.
00:09:28Come on, Jack, we're leaving.
00:09:30Jack, let's go.
00:10:01What are you, Arthur?
00:10:03It's not funny.
00:10:04Ladies?
00:10:05Dude, I need you on my team right now. Focus.
00:10:11Relax, I'm on your team, Arthur.
00:10:15This shit cost me like three grand.
00:10:18Jack, this is Kate.
00:10:20Hey, Arthur.
00:10:23That's good parsley. Seraphine and Annie.
00:10:27This is my favorite part of the evening, you know.
00:10:31Are you recording this?
00:10:33Actually, it's a bad one. Actually, it's a Chrysler.
00:10:40God, you bastard.
00:10:44Here's to me, everybody.
00:10:50Feel the burn. Let's all just have sex with each other.
00:10:56My lover is on the floor. She's wanting more. She's wanting more.
00:11:03My lover is on the floor. She's wanting more.
00:11:11They call me the candy man.
00:11:13Whatever.
00:11:15I like your writing.
00:11:17I read. Lots.
00:11:20Have you read any of The Time of Cholera?
00:11:23Loving The Time of Cholera.
00:11:25It's heavy.
00:11:27We should do Pilates together. It's all about your core.
00:11:30Okay, yeah, that's...
00:11:32I swear to God I'm gonna shoot you in the foot if you don't drink some milk.
00:11:36Okay.
00:11:41Where do I get water?
00:11:44The toilet.
00:11:56Why didn't you take my officer's calls?
00:11:58I don't really take calls.
00:12:00Well, I was hoping to interview you.
00:12:03Regarding?
00:12:04I'm writing about Playboys.
00:12:06You're writing for Playboy?
00:12:07No, I'm like...
00:12:09So, can I interview you?
00:12:11I'm not a Playboy.
00:12:13Jack. Hey, baby.
00:12:15Hey, Stella.
00:12:16Haven't seen you in a while. I like your shirt.
00:12:18I like your shirt.
00:12:19Let's trade.
00:12:20Okay.
00:12:21Here.
00:12:25Yeah!
00:12:32Smells like you.
00:12:36I'll see you later.
00:12:38Thanks, bitch.
00:12:43Why are you writing this article?
00:12:45Why are you living it?
00:12:47Oh.
00:12:48Not that it's any of your business, but I'm working on a novel.
00:12:51This is just a way to pay the bills.
00:12:53I've played tennis with your father.
00:12:56You have?
00:12:57Cubby Hardwick.
00:12:58You don't need to pay your bills.
00:13:00If you want to write a novel, just write it.
00:13:02Oh, it's so simple.
00:13:03Yeah, what, are you stuck?
00:13:06Okay, so you wrote a book, what, six years ago?
00:13:09Seven.
00:13:10And now you do this.
00:13:13Why are you getting mad at me?
00:13:15I'm not mad.
00:13:16It's okay to get mad. Just write your novel.
00:13:17Oh, it's so easy.
00:13:18Well, if it's so hard, maybe you should do something else.
00:13:21Maybe you should grow up, Peter Pan.
00:13:24Gee, thanks, Tinkerbell.
00:13:26You forgot one thing.
00:13:27Peter Pan, he's the fucking man.
00:13:29That's why they named the book after him.
00:13:32Good evening.
00:13:37Good evening.
00:13:52Cheers.
00:14:18Jack.
00:14:19I'm half in the bag.
00:14:21I think I pissed myself.
00:14:24I'm sorry.
00:14:26You're okay.
00:14:31I saw The Promised Land tonight.
00:14:33Yeah, what happened with that reporter?
00:14:35She bailed out.
00:14:40She flew too close to the sun.
00:14:47What?
00:14:48Nothing.
00:14:52She's cute though, right?
00:14:53That British accent.
00:14:57I don't know, whatever.
00:14:58Yeah.
00:14:59You're...
00:15:01Yeah.
00:15:05You want some chicken?
00:15:08No, thanks.
00:15:12I eat too much.
00:15:15I have a problem.
00:15:19You're okay.
00:15:20No, I'm not.
00:15:26Give me a hug, bro.
00:15:29Come on, man, bring it in.
00:15:32Come on, dude.
00:15:33Dude.
00:15:35Dude, just a hug.
00:15:37Bro.
00:15:43Alright, that's what I'm talking about.
00:15:46That's cool.
00:15:49Why don't you go sleep it off in the guest room?
00:15:57I'll probably just go sleep it off in the guest room.
00:15:59That's a good idea.
00:16:19And it's all because everything's over.
00:16:37You know you're gonna marry me.
00:16:39You're just gonna.
00:16:41Oh, Frosty, when do I get to meet your family?
00:16:43You know that I play the flute.
00:16:45I'm a child prodigy on the flute.
00:16:47I'm a Scrabble champion.
00:16:49Remember that time you didn't believe me?
00:16:51That I kicked your ass?
00:16:52I remember.
00:16:53Oh, Frosty, we're getting married.
00:16:55I know you.
00:16:56I know all about you.
00:16:58I don't think I can get married.
00:16:59I don't think I have it in me.
00:17:00Oh, shut up.
00:17:01Didn't you hear what I just said?
00:17:02I said I know you.
00:17:04I'm a good listener.
00:17:05Yeah.
00:17:06We're getting married, and soon I'm gonna have babies.
00:17:09You know I'd be an amazing mom.
00:17:12Yeah, I know.
00:17:16Hello?
00:17:18Hey!
00:17:20Oh, hi.
00:17:21No.
00:17:22You know what?
00:17:23I didn't call in because my friend actually had an accident.
00:17:28So I'm at the hospital.
00:17:30Yeah.
00:17:31Yeah, no.
00:17:32I can make it.
00:17:33Okay.
00:17:34Okay, bye.
00:17:36Rats, I have to go to a casting.
00:17:40Remember.
00:17:41Rats, I have to go to a casting.
00:17:44Remember.
00:17:45Marriage.
00:17:46I told you.
00:17:47Take something to eat with you.
00:17:48Oh, yeah.
00:17:49Get some to go.
00:17:50Here you go, Vader, baby.
00:17:51You must be so hungry.
00:17:52Bye.
00:18:06Can I get a couple more of these?
00:18:12Hi.
00:18:13Hey.
00:18:15Prince.
00:18:16For Halloween.
00:18:17A singer?
00:18:18No, a real prince.
00:18:20Girls love princes.
00:18:21Oh.
00:18:23You gonna be a princess?
00:18:24No, I'm gonna be a giraffe.
00:18:26Wow.
00:18:28Why?
00:18:29Giraffes are cool.
00:18:33Why aren't you at work?
00:18:35I don't really work.
00:18:36You don't have a job?
00:18:38No.
00:18:39My dad works all the time.
00:18:41So does my mom.
00:18:43So, do you think maybe you could take me trick-or-treating?
00:18:48Really?
00:18:49I mean, if you're not busy or something.
00:18:51Shit, yeah.
00:18:53Sorry.
00:18:54I swear a lot.
00:18:56Is this okay with your parents?
00:18:57I'm 11.
00:18:58I'm almost a teenager.
00:19:01So what do I wear?
00:19:02Velvet, duh.
00:19:04Hey.
00:19:05You wanna play some pool?
00:19:06No.
00:19:07You wanna play some pool?
00:19:08Oh, no.
00:19:09I got a guitar lesson.
00:19:11Do you rock out?
00:19:14Yeah.
00:19:15I rock out.
00:19:16Alright, badass.
00:19:17Jesus.
00:19:19I can play Stairway to Heaven.
00:19:21Really?
00:19:22Yeah.
00:19:23I got a split.
00:19:25Okay.
00:19:26See ya.
00:19:37Can you please like him?
00:19:39I like him.
00:19:41He's Russell.
00:19:43I also like grilled cheeses.
00:19:44What does that have to do with it?
00:19:47Come on.
00:19:48You know we're supposed to get married.
00:19:50You never asked.
00:19:52Okay, no.
00:19:53What if I did ask?
00:19:54I'd say no.
00:19:55No, you wouldn't?
00:19:56Jack.
00:19:59You should've come last night.
00:20:01So I missed your dinner party.
00:20:03Who gives a shit?
00:20:04What'd you eat?
00:20:05You know how weird it is when you of all people don't show up?
00:20:08People think...
00:20:10Ooh, people think.
00:20:11Scary.
00:20:16Jack, the girl in the morning was a long time ago.
00:20:23Why do you think this is all going so fast?
00:20:26Russell and I have been together for five years.
00:20:28It hasn't been five years.
00:20:30Yes, it has.
00:20:32You're driving me crazy.
00:20:34We're just talking.
00:20:36I gotta get out of here.
00:20:41And another thing.
00:20:42There's no way I'm gonna let you marry Russell, so just deal with that.
00:20:47Try trying.
00:21:03I'm sorry.
00:21:34How are your women problems?
00:21:37Mine suck.
00:22:04I love you.
00:22:05I love you too.
00:22:34I love you.
00:22:36I love you.
00:22:37The position was open.
00:22:40Things have changed since you came my way.
00:22:44You gave me something to live for.
00:22:48Darken the night and brighten up my day.
00:22:55And I wanna thank you.
00:23:04Oh, Christ.
00:23:05What the fuck?
00:23:08Oh.
00:23:11Fucking hoodlums.
00:23:38I really need to know if you feel this too.
00:23:42I don't like the chocolate guys because it gets boring after a while.
00:23:45Especially if they don't have something in them.
00:23:47If they have something in them, they're okay.
00:23:49But otherwise, you know.
00:23:52Here, you take it.
00:23:53Really?
00:23:54Thanks.
00:23:59So, are you sure you wanna marry her?
00:24:03Jesus, yeah.
00:24:04I mean, yeah, I think so.
00:24:07Know that I don't wanna marry someone else, all right?
00:24:10That seems selfish.
00:24:12She's been saying we're gonna get married since we were like your age.
00:24:16She's a liar.
00:24:18Why do you wanna marry a liar?
00:24:19Are you listening? She made a promise.
00:24:21So what? You were like 11.
00:24:23That would be like me marrying Tommy from karate class like 50 years from now.
00:24:28All right, all right, all right.
00:24:31Can I have a bag of peanuts?
00:24:34Sure.
00:24:43Don't be sad.
00:24:46I'm not trying. It's a bitch.
00:24:52Good night, Prince.
00:24:55Good night.
00:24:58Happy Halloween.
00:25:00Happy Halloween, Jan.
00:25:04Happy Halloween.
00:25:15Mr. Cross, your guest arrived. She's upstairs.
00:25:17I believe she's Cinderella.
00:25:21What? No way. Are you serious?
00:25:23Oh, hey, Jack. How are you?
00:25:25Not so good.
00:25:28So guess what we're dressed up as.
00:25:30I don't know.
00:25:31Colonel Sanders and the chick from the Eurythmics?
00:25:33No. Hemingway and Fitzgerald.
00:25:35Mr. Frost, your guest, a Miss Ozzie, sir.
00:25:38And what are you dressed up as, Jack?
00:25:40It's a good thing I ran into you.
00:25:41Next month, my book club is meeting at Amy's house.
00:25:45Oh, great. You're here.
00:25:49Tinkerbell works for Veneer magazine.
00:25:51Russell's dressed up like a writer. Carolina's marrying Russell.
00:25:54Well, actually, I'm dressed up as Hemingway, but I'm also a writer.
00:25:57Hi. It's nice to meet you.
00:25:58It's prettier in person. I've been reading your work.
00:26:01Yeah, Carolina's one of my main inspirations.
00:26:03I'm Jack's editor.
00:26:05He must not be very demanding.
00:26:07No, he's not, actually.
00:26:10Hey, how's your novel going?
00:26:12I...
00:26:13Oh, you're writing a novel?
00:26:14Yeah, it's called Untitled Work in Progress No. 6,
00:26:17but right now she's writing an article about playboys.
00:26:19Oh, you should write about Jack. I was...
00:26:22Actually, I've been thinking about settling down recently.
00:26:25Hmm. Okay, well, um...
00:26:28It was nice meeting you.
00:26:30Nice to meet you. Happy Halloween.
00:26:32Happy Halloween.
00:26:34She's pretty.
00:26:36Yeah, she's a real loudmouth.
00:26:38Sir, your guest, Cinderella, is cavorting on the bar.
00:26:42Wow, Jack. Cinderella and Tinkerbell. You keep real magical company.
00:26:46Thanks, Gatsby.
00:26:48So, Jack, what are you dressed up as?
00:26:50I'm a fucking prince, man.
00:26:54Dude, wait. Hey.
00:26:57Did you shave your arms?
00:26:59No, no. I waxed.
00:27:01Like a bib, yo.
00:27:04Rossi!
00:27:07Rossi!
00:27:08Rossi. I love Rossi.
00:27:10Oh, son of a...
00:27:11Rossi!
00:27:13Let's get a shot.
00:27:15Who are all these suckers?
00:27:17Hey, Rossi.
00:27:19Hey, let's go to the bar. This guy's talking to me.
00:27:22Scotch.
00:27:24Yeah, I know that, silly.
00:27:26God, this party blows ass.
00:27:29Two shots of whiskey, my gosh.
00:27:31Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, my blood.
00:27:35What?
00:27:37Do you have a boyfriend?
00:27:38No.
00:27:39I find that hard to believe.
00:27:41Are you wearing Chanel No. 5?
00:27:43No.
00:27:44No. No. 19.
00:27:46Ooh, sophisticated.
00:27:48I'm going to pilot a kitten, so why don't you stay here?
00:27:51I live in the here.
00:27:55Hey, Scotch.
00:27:57Hey, Foxy.
00:27:58What are you dressed as, the slutty businesswoman he likes?
00:28:02These are my real clothes.
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:05So what are you doing here?
00:28:07Do you want to interview me again?
00:28:09No. I'm having a drink.
00:28:12Seriously?
00:28:14Let's fuck.
00:28:19You realize how disgusting you are?
00:28:23Yeah.
00:28:30Foxy, where did you go?
00:28:34I think this belongs to you.
00:28:36The women in here are mean.
00:28:38They have bad hair.
00:28:41I kind of like this woman, though. She's cute, isn't she?
00:28:43She's cute in an awkward way.
00:28:46Let's take her home with us.
00:28:48We'll do naughty stuff to you.
00:28:50You know we will.
00:28:53No.
00:28:55Later, losers!
00:28:57Ow.
00:28:59You're coming with me.
00:29:00I don't think so.
00:29:01Oh!
00:29:10I want to play caps.
00:29:12Just one shot.
00:29:15I just want to do one shot.
00:29:19That's the bathroom.
00:29:20That's right.
00:29:26Just one shot.
00:29:32Ozzie.
00:29:34Ozzie.
00:29:36Sit down, motherfucker.
00:29:51Let's make this interesting.
00:29:55If I win, I take off all my clothes and we sleep together.
00:30:03And if you win...
00:30:05You go to rehab.
00:30:12For what?
00:30:20Okay.
00:30:22Okay.
00:30:34All right.
00:30:35No.
00:30:36Yeah.
00:30:37I didn't even get to win.
00:30:38No.
00:30:39You kiss me.
00:30:40All right.
00:30:41You go to bed.
00:30:42No.
00:30:46I don't want to go to bed.
00:30:48Yeah.
00:30:52You go to bed.
00:30:56You go to bed.
00:31:12So what's with all these young girls?
00:31:14What, are you joking?
00:31:16You've really got it all figured out.
00:31:18Yes, I do.
00:31:21See, now we're having a dialogue, exchanging ideas, thoughts.
00:31:24Just, well...
00:31:26You poor, poor boy.
00:31:30Swamp.
00:31:31So what are you going to do with your life?
00:31:33I'm pretty good at this.
00:31:35It's called a Boilermaker.
00:31:42So what are you good at?
00:31:46I'm good at geography.
00:31:48All right, geek.
00:31:50What's the capital of Papua New Guinea?
00:31:52Port Moresby.
00:31:53Seriously, what do you do?
00:31:55What are you, my biographer?
00:32:01Who's that?
00:32:04Her mother.
00:32:07She's beautiful.
00:32:08Where does she live?
00:32:09She died.
00:32:10Do you know how to make a tequila sunrise?
00:32:11I'm sorry.
00:32:12Shit, neither do I.
00:32:14What happened?
00:32:18She got sick.
00:32:19I was 17.
00:32:21That was a long time ago.
00:32:22It's okay.
00:32:24I'm going to get some drinks.
00:32:25Do you want a sidebar or something?
00:32:26I should be heading home.
00:32:28Look, I'm a prince.
00:32:29I'm not going to hit on you.
00:32:31I'll get some beers.
00:32:33Take your clothes off.
00:32:35I'm fucking with you.
00:32:38You should see your face.
00:32:53You got a boyfriend?
00:32:56Not right now.
00:32:57So you're dating?
00:32:59Yeah, I guess.
00:33:01Dating?
00:33:03What is that?
00:33:06People really go out to dinner and have conversations.
00:33:10So I take it you don't have a girlfriend.
00:33:14No, I'm waiting for love.
00:33:16Yeah, I can see that.
00:33:17I'm serious.
00:33:20So you've never been in love?
00:33:22Yeah, I've been in love.
00:33:24It only happens once.
00:33:26I don't think that's true.
00:33:28That's because you've never been in love.
00:33:31Wait, so you're waiting to fall in love, but you've been in love and you think it only happens once?
00:33:40Yeah.
00:33:41So you're waiting for something that by your own definition will never happen?
00:33:47It's actually more fun than it sounds.
00:33:50God, it sounds awful.
00:33:55Welcome to the jungle.
00:34:561566 Grand Street, St. Brooklyn.
00:34:59Are you shitting me?
00:35:01Couldn't even spring for a place by the beach.
00:35:04Cheap ass.
00:35:09I wish you were coming with.
00:35:12Don't ask, I say.
00:35:42Dick.
00:35:52Fuck!
00:35:53You cannot be serious.
00:35:56Don't get so cocky.
00:35:57These courts are jacked.
00:35:59There's cracks everywhere.
00:36:00I can't get a good bounce.
00:36:02I don't understand why we can't just play at the club.
00:36:04They make you dress like an asshole.
00:36:06Dude, it's called tradition.
00:36:08Your great-grandfather founded the place.
00:36:10Does that mean anything to you?
00:36:11Jesus, stop.
00:36:14Shoot me straight.
00:36:16You think I screwed it up with that reporter chick?
00:36:18She's not returning my calls.
00:36:21She left me a message.
00:36:22And?
00:36:23I haven't called her back yet.
00:36:25You think she wants background?
00:36:26You've got to call her.
00:36:28Dude, seriously, I need this.
00:36:30No, you don't.
00:36:34You know I do.
00:36:40Please don't make him look like an asshole.
00:36:43Who?
00:36:44Scotch on the rocks.
00:36:46I'm serious.
00:36:47Okay, well then give me something nice about him I can use.
00:36:51He loves animals.
00:36:53Come on.
00:36:55What do you want from me?
00:36:57He's fat.
00:36:58He's not funny.
00:36:59He's got no manners.
00:37:00He's socially retarded.
00:37:02He's got a woman's perfume.
00:37:05He would literally fuck a goat.
00:37:11Look, he's my friend.
00:37:13I don't want to see him get hurt.
00:37:18So what's the book you don't write about?
00:37:23It's hard to explain.
00:37:26Yeah.
00:37:28I'm surprised at how sad yours was.
00:37:30I thought it would be funnier.
00:37:31That's what I liked about it.
00:37:34When are you going to write another one?
00:37:36I'm not really a writer.
00:37:37You wrote a book.
00:37:39I just wrote that to tell someone something.
00:37:40So that's it?
00:37:41You're never going to write again?
00:37:42Well, if I ever have to say something like that again, I might.
00:37:45So the little girl in your book, she was real?
00:37:47Oh, Jesus.
00:37:48Oh, I also like how mysterious.
00:37:51She was the girl in the suit.
00:37:54Oh, the one who's engaged.
00:37:58I'm sorry, that must be weird.
00:38:02You ever kiss someone and felt like you were kissing yourself?
00:38:07No.
00:38:10It's a real shit sandwich.
00:38:29What the fuck?
00:38:55Cute dog.
00:38:56Really?
00:38:57Give it to me.
00:38:58Come on.
00:38:59Come on.
00:39:03You want to come run over to my mom's for Thanksgiving?
00:39:05She's making the eggs and the bread with little Hulk.
00:39:07Hey, Scotch on the rocks.
00:39:09Hey, drop it like it's hot.
00:39:11Why don't you drop 50 and don't stop, fat boy?
00:39:13What did you say to me?
00:39:14I said try not to eat the dog.
00:39:15I know you're hungry.
00:39:16Why don't you go climb a tree, brat?
00:39:17Bro, what are you going to do, fall on us?
00:39:19You want to face this?
00:39:20Hold this.
00:39:21Easy, cushion nursery.
00:39:22Oh, is that your boyfriend?
00:39:23Why don't you guys go make out?
00:39:25Hey, fuck you.
00:39:26Anytime, pretty boy, anytime.
00:39:27Later, you fucking tub of shit.
00:39:29Shove it up your ass.
00:39:31It's okay, man.
00:39:32Why would they say that?
00:39:33Don't worry about them.
00:39:35Hey, look at me.
00:39:36How much do you think I weigh?
00:39:38I don't care how much you weigh.
00:39:44Look at that little guy.
00:39:46He's just doing his thing.
00:39:48No one's judging him.
00:39:51No one's waiting.
00:39:55I think I'm not doing very well.
00:39:58I mean, emotionally.
00:40:00I know.
00:40:02I think Carolina might really go through with this.
00:40:05Yeah, I think she is.
00:40:09Fuck this pessimism.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13Pessifuckinism.
00:40:15I'm learning disabled.
00:40:17Stay positive.
00:40:18Did you say let's fuck?
00:40:21Sort of.
00:40:23I said it wrong.
00:40:25Look, we can always take this guy out if we have to.
00:40:29You want to whack Russell?
00:40:31You gotta jimmy down on this.
00:40:33I'm trying, man.
00:40:34Jimmy down.
00:40:37Hack and sack.
00:40:40Just listen.
00:40:42You're making a mistake.
00:40:43I'm saying that as a friend.
00:40:44Jack.
00:40:45What?
00:40:46Stop.
00:40:47Stop what?
00:40:49We're not 17 anymore.
00:40:51What's that supposed to mean?
00:40:52You're older.
00:40:53You think I'm 17?
00:40:54Stop.
00:40:55Come on.
00:40:58You've been in a sexual hurricane for the last seven years.
00:41:01Oh, is this how we're doing it?
00:41:03Okay.
00:41:04I don't think that you'll ever love Russell the way that you loved me.
00:41:07Russell and I are going to have a life together.
00:41:10We're not going to be a story in a book.
00:41:18I wrote that for you.
00:41:26I want you to read this at the wedding.
00:41:34I'm not reading this.
00:41:35But it's...
00:41:36I know what it is.
00:41:43I just want us all to be okay.
00:41:44We're not okay.
00:41:49Look, I know this isn't the right time to ask you this, but I really need you to go to Russell's book club.
00:41:55Are you out of your mind?
00:41:56Please?
00:41:57Will you just go for me?
00:42:01He senses something weird between us.
00:42:04There is something weird between us.
00:42:05There is something weird between us.
00:42:06His name is Russell.
00:42:17I wake to sleep and take my waking slow.
00:42:22I feel my fate in what I cannot fear.
00:42:27I learn by going where I have to go.
00:42:34Are you going to stay here forever?
00:42:35Hurry it up, son.
00:42:36The turkey is almost ready.
00:42:38Oh, and we got you a present.
00:42:59I'd like to say something.
00:43:05A toast.
00:43:06To the orphan Thanksgiving.
00:43:08Yeah.
00:43:09Cheers.
00:43:10Cheers.
00:43:11Cheers.
00:43:12Cheers.
00:43:13Cheers.
00:43:14Cheers.
00:43:15Cheers.
00:43:16Yeah, baby.
00:43:17This is good.
00:43:18You guys want some?
00:43:19Yeah.
00:43:20Pass it on.
00:43:21Yeah, definitely.
00:43:22Are you going to cut the turkey?
00:43:24Happy Thanksgiving.
00:43:33Pumpkin pie.
00:43:38Thanks.
00:43:39Hey, you want a drink?
00:43:40I'm a little.
00:43:41My mom was teaching me how to make pies today.
00:43:47Turns out she's really good.
00:43:49He showed me about how you have to like take the fork and poke all the little holes in at the bottom
00:43:54So the air doesn't you ever feel like
00:43:57Like you're not here
00:44:01No, like you're not you anymore, it's not gonna get better
00:44:10Where's your family
00:44:14My mom's dead, how'd she die
00:44:16I
00:44:19Should kill yourself
00:44:22It's okay if you feel like crying
00:44:35Sorry, I'm not much for crying fucking holidays, right?
00:44:43Are you gonna be okay?
00:44:46My grandmother's visiting. Do you want to meet her?
00:44:50What's her name Nana Nana
00:44:54Eat the pie you'll feel better
00:45:00All right
00:45:04Hey high-five
00:45:08Why not
00:45:16Oh
00:45:24There he is
00:45:25He's my literary rival
00:45:27Hey, but I'll make another pass at it because I thought the way that he made the geographic terrain a breathable character
00:45:35I thought that was amazing. I know but yeah, I'll give you that Russell. I think he gets better and better
00:45:40Anyway, Jack to bring you up to speed we were talking about
00:45:43How the writer should learn the rules
00:45:48From the Masters and of course the Masters I'm talking about the Greeks. I
00:45:52Mean I to me the goal of the writers has never been that much different than the goal of the doctor
00:45:57Which is to heal Jack. What do you think?
00:46:01about what
00:46:03About the goal the goal of the writer
00:46:06Come on buddy, you must have some kind of an opinion
00:46:09Come on buddy, you must have some kind of an opinion. I
00:46:13Don't know
00:46:16Music
00:46:17Like with some really black notes that that gives us a glimmer of where we came from
00:46:31Fuck that whatever I don't know. Why don't you tell us why you wrote your book?
00:46:39I guess to tell the girl that I loved her. I mean, I I think that she knew it
00:46:46but I was trying to tell her something else to just
00:46:49just just tell her that I
00:46:54Was pretty clear then it's not so clear now
00:47:02Fuck that I'm still in love with her and I'm pretty sure she's in love with me
00:47:09I
00:47:12See you guys later keep up the good work
00:47:23Jack
00:47:25I want you to stay away from her. Everything's fine Russell stay away from her Jack, you know, I don't know what you think you're doing
00:47:32Come on, buddy
00:47:34It's over fine
00:47:39It
00:47:41Must kill you to know that I fucked your wife all those times then we spent almost our whole lives together
00:47:46What did you say? I am more a part of who she is than you know, where we'll ever be
00:47:49So why don't you head back to book club Oprah?
00:47:55Jack your book wasn't really that good get a wife Jack
00:48:08I
00:48:32What do you think of that no, that's not a word
00:48:39What
00:48:41Happened to your eye, I got punched in the face. Why?
00:48:47I'm a dick. No, you're not
00:48:50Yes, it is. Yeah Hondo those girls you let in you can let them out
00:48:55Why?
00:48:57Kate is coming
00:49:00You're killing the dream
00:49:04You remind me of this story my mom
00:49:07I'm not great. No, I'm serious
00:49:11It's about this guy named King John and no one liked him. Not even Santa Claus. Thanks a lot
00:49:16Oh, listen, he was all alone in the whole world. So he wrote a note to Santa Claus asking for all these presents
00:49:24Yeah
00:49:25like a knife
00:49:27Chocolate oranges crackers and nuts, but most most of all what he really wanted was a big red India ball
00:49:37I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
00:49:44All he wanted was a rubber ball, I don't think it matters what he wanted it just matters that he knew what
00:49:57It's nice what's nice having someone to talk to
00:50:07I
00:50:21Was in love with you, I
00:50:23Don't know maybe
00:50:24Why would you do that? I went to the goddamn book club. Are you trying to ruin my life? I'm trying to save your life
00:50:32Oh
00:50:36Jesus
00:50:42What's going on here
00:50:46I'm cooking dinner. You're cooking. Yeah, I cook you don't cook
00:50:57Maybe you should just slow down
00:51:02I
00:51:04Quit talk about this tomorrow. I have someone coming over who carrot parsnip raspberry. No, okay
00:51:13Yeah
00:51:16Russell likes her writing so with no good book that bit him in the face
00:51:24You like her
00:51:32I
00:52:03Know
00:52:05I'm a bad person. I know
00:52:10Russell's at his bachelor party
00:52:14How is Rocky anyway
00:52:27Are you crying?
00:52:32I treat you
00:52:44Why you are here
00:52:49That's the reason you stay here
00:53:02You
00:53:07Said you'd be my dream. I could have you every night
00:53:13If by morning, I've forgotten you
00:53:17Big deal. I'd be all right
00:53:26You are the reoccurring
00:53:29Kind
00:53:34Well
00:53:35Fuck you. What you know exactly what asshole gosh, I don't know you're talking. Well, then you can read all about it, I guess
00:53:44douchebag
00:53:54Hey
00:53:56Tell you've been exfoliating of course look amazing
00:54:02Oh, hey Steffi, have you met the last international playboy I was trying to help you what makes you think I need your help
00:54:11Steph could you give us a sec?
00:54:15Being your friend sucks
00:54:18What's that supposed to mean
00:54:21You take everything. I mean this was my thing and you took it took it
00:54:26She made me look like an asshole
00:54:28puppeteer of women's emotions
00:54:30Fundamentally broken. I'm broken. I
00:54:34Guess nobody cares about me. I care about you. Oh, so is that why you said I was wait
00:54:40Let me make sure I don't misquote you
00:54:42Fat and unfunny scotch. No
00:54:46Candy not this time. Come on
00:54:50I'm not joking. I
00:54:53I can't be friends with you anymore
00:55:01Fucking God I
00:55:08Got it
00:55:15Let me just get my apology out of the way, I'm sorry, but this is fucked up
00:55:22I wrote my story. That's not what you did
00:55:26The hell is wrong with you
00:55:29You've been drinking I am drinking
00:55:33You think nothing you do has any consequences
00:55:36This has consequences. Oh
00:55:38Poor you stop being a child. What the fuck is everyone calling me a child. Do you realize how old I am?
00:55:43I mean, you're so mature. Yes, and I'm getting married
00:55:47Congratulations, fuck you. Oh my condolences to the bride go to hell you go to hell dickhead fine. I will
00:55:55Good. Yeah
00:55:58Yeah
00:56:17I
00:56:23Need to see you Jack I can't deal with this right now. I'm the wedding library. I'll call you later. Okay wedding library
00:56:46You
00:57:17Oh
00:57:22Jesus
00:57:29What do you think
00:57:37Marry me
00:57:39I
00:57:48Don't do this. I'm doing this marry me. I mean it. I love you
00:58:09I
00:58:33I'm gonna walk
00:58:39I
00:59:09Got you. Why are you in the bathtub?
00:59:20Do you want me to play stairway for you
00:59:22I
00:59:52I
01:00:22I
01:00:52I
01:01:22I
01:01:43Honda
01:01:45You can't go outside like that it's freezing not going outside. I'm looking for Jack
01:01:50I'm reading about him right now. This is great
01:01:55Smash my guitar and I have a lesson today
01:01:58Shit, oh buddy mouth. I haven't seen him for four days. He left me with this lousy dog
01:02:06You know, you should hang out with other kids
01:02:09The ones your age
01:02:11because this kid I
01:02:15Love this kid Hondo. Are you gonna help me or not?
01:02:20Here
01:02:25Call this good boy. You might know something what?
01:02:37There's something wrong with this guy I can't believe that he lives here
01:02:42Hey
01:02:44bring the back when you're done and
01:02:47Put on a sweater
01:02:50I'm saying listen
01:02:52Do you know who I am?
01:02:56No
01:03:01Okay, I'm on TV you think that's awesome because it's awesome it's awesome
01:03:09You're so pretty
01:03:12Like a little daisy in the field
01:03:15You're like a butterfly landing on something delicate
01:03:18You're like a chrysanthemum right
01:03:31It's like
01:03:33Do you feel what's happening right here the connection that energy
01:03:40Let me ask you something. Yeah
01:03:43Oh
01:03:45Will you go to the bathroom and take off your panties and then come back in and put them in my pocket
01:03:51Don't tell me about it. Okay
01:03:58You're the reason he ran away
01:04:01Grown-ups don't run away. I
01:04:05Know you slept with him
01:04:08You
01:04:10Don't understand guys like him you've got Jack all wrong. He's a professional charmer. He's empty inside. Yeah, I can read
01:04:19Anyways, he's not empty inside. He's a dick. He knows that
01:04:26Would he put you up to this yeah you wish I
01:04:30Don't think this is about girls
01:04:33What's it about? I think you might do something
01:04:37I think he might hurt himself. Jack is not gonna hurt himself. Jack is probably drunk doing something
01:04:42You shouldn't even know about right now. That's how his mom died. She hurt herself
01:04:48You didn't write that he was empty you just said that he was broken I mean, isn't there a difference
01:05:07I
01:05:21Thought you were best friends
01:05:23Yeah, well that was another lifetime
01:05:26Kate wrote something really mean about him. I know I was supposed to be about me
01:05:31He pissed all over the best thing that almost happened to me he broke my axe
01:05:36Typical, but I forgive him not my problem lady. He's having an existential crisis
01:05:43Tell it to the judge
01:05:46What is that anyway, it's when you don't know who you are so nothing matters I
01:05:53Know if I were in trouble he would help me
01:05:57Oh
01:05:58Damn it
01:06:00Well, I know who I am. I'm not gonna let him have some extra fucking sexual thing happen. I don't my watch
01:06:08Wait here, I'm gonna go change into something a little more appropriate
01:06:16You're gonna bring him back right you got damn right I am
01:06:20You're pretty awesome. Really? Yeah, totally. I
01:06:25Threw eggs at you on Halloween. That was you. Yeah, I'm sorry. Thanks
01:06:33Do you think you could come to my school for career day what I have to do you mess with me no
01:06:46Like a whip some
01:06:54Oh
01:07:13She's Louise
01:07:25What are you doing here taking you home I
01:07:29Am home
01:07:32Come on let's get you up
01:07:35Come on
01:07:38Hey
01:07:41Don't rain on my boat I
01:07:45Can't believe I'm saying this but you can't do this forever
01:07:51Dude what
01:07:54Asshole
01:08:24Oh
01:08:32Now we're even
01:08:35You got one swing left
01:08:38No one's marrying your woman
01:08:41No way Jose
01:08:45Sophie let me give you this
01:08:54You
01:09:13I'm sorry. I let you down
01:09:16Hey, man, that breath is better than no breath at all
01:09:21What it's an expression
01:09:33Scotch what?
01:09:37Thank you, yeah, I mean it's nothing I mean friends are for that, right
01:09:50I
01:10:20Okay
01:10:30Hey, I
01:10:40Called you like 50 times after my phone in the ocean
01:10:46You
01:10:49Why'd you get this my mom gave it to me when I was your age
01:10:54Your mother gave it to you and you want me to have it. Yes, I do
01:11:00Okay
01:11:02He's really worried about you
01:11:04I'm sorry
01:11:05I'm having pancakes with Ozzy
01:11:08You should come Ozzy
01:11:10Yeah, she got out of rehab when he ran away. I
01:11:14Took care of her dog
01:11:19You would
01:11:35Thanks
01:11:39God you look really good
01:11:42Thanks
01:11:52You know, I used to think the jackal I took care of me
01:11:57Kind of made me feel special
01:12:00We can share
01:12:04Yeah, we can share
01:12:11You
01:12:14Saved my life
01:12:18No, Jack really you saved my life
01:12:27You do look like shit though
01:12:30Yeah, I know he's just hungover let's not mother him
01:12:41I
01:12:52Leading you some
01:12:58Where you go, I cannot go
01:13:08You're alone
01:13:11You
01:13:14Laugh
01:13:18I'm losing
01:13:22Face
01:13:29Cleaning up
01:13:41Love
01:13:46The inside of me is New York and when the inside
01:13:54Central
01:13:56In Jack Jack Russell, mr. Hardwick. Oh nonsense. Call me. Okay
01:14:03My daughter did a hell of a number on you
01:14:06Yeah
01:14:08Yeah, I probably had to come straight from magazine I
01:14:12Don't know why she works there. She's far too intelligent. I
01:14:15told her
01:14:17Young man, he still wet his whistle occasion
01:14:20I'm not so young anymore
01:14:23Well, that happens
01:14:26Comes the nemesis
01:14:29I'll see you
01:14:31the table
01:14:33Go to join us Jack. No, thanks. I'm just finishing up. Do call me. Thanks. It's good to see you again
01:14:45Hey, hi, how are you pretty good you
01:14:53I'm sorry
01:14:57I'm sorry, too
01:15:00She don't want to join us
01:15:03I can't I'm going to a wedding this afternoon. Okay?
01:15:08I'll see you around
01:15:14Jack I
01:15:16Never told you Tinkerbell saves Peter Pan. She's the reason he can fly. I
01:15:23Really don't know what that means, but I kind of like the sound of it
01:15:28Yeah
01:15:33I
01:15:35I
01:15:57Mrs. Frost one day. I'm gonna marry Jack not soon, but one day
01:16:05I
01:16:18Have been searching all of my days
01:16:28Many a road, you know, I've been walking
01:16:35Love my dad
01:16:39And I've been trying to find
01:16:44What's been
01:16:49As the days keep turning into
01:16:55Watch the sky breaking on the promise that we made
01:17:06And I've been trying to find
01:17:11What's been in my mind
01:17:16As the days keep turning into
01:17:30Many a night I found myself with no friends standing there
01:17:36I
01:17:41Cried aloud I shook my hands or what I'm doing here
01:17:48Love these days
01:17:53Look around me and my eyes can found me
01:18:01And it's just too bright
01:18:07As the days keep turning in tonight
01:18:15I wake to sleep and take my waking slow. I feel my fate and what I cannot fear. I
01:18:22Learn by going where I have to go
01:18:25This shaking keeps me steady. I
01:18:28should know
01:18:31What falls away is always and is near
01:18:37I wake to sleep and take my waking slow. I learn by going where I have to go
01:19:01You
01:19:18Thank you, I'm happy for both of you Thank You Jack, this is my friend Sophie
01:19:27Hi Sophie
01:19:31Give a sunrise surely temple
01:19:43Hey
01:19:45Boss what these fuckers really know how to do it up. You remember Barista. Hi. Hi Jack
01:19:50This is Sophie. Hi Sophie. Nice to meet you. Hey, Sophie. I liked your book. Oh, yeah
01:19:57Very Dickensian
01:20:10Give me a minute
01:20:19Whoo man
01:20:22You okay
01:20:24Yeah, I really am cuz you really shit the bed out there
01:20:29He just sat there
01:20:33It's gone
01:20:35Okay, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about you smoking weed
01:20:42Okay
01:20:47It's going doesn't hurt
01:20:50Oh
01:20:57I'm looking for a draft
01:20:59I
01:21:16Never seen you like this before. What do you mean?
01:21:24You know, you may be the coolest girl I know
01:21:29I'm gonna take a walk. Hey what?
01:21:59You
01:22:03This is the first day of my life
01:22:08Swear I was born right in the doorway. I
01:22:13Went out in the rain suddenly everything changed they're spreading blankets on beat
01:22:23Yours is the first space that I saw
01:22:29I was blind before I met you
01:22:33And I don't know where I am I don't know where I've been but I know where I want to go
01:22:42And so I thought I'd let you know
01:22:47These things take forever