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01:01L'Hiver en Floride
01:04L'Hiver en Floride est un jour différent du traditionnel.
01:08Les batailles de snowboard sont un peu rares,
01:11et vous êtes plus proche d'être invité à skier d'eau que d'écrouler.
01:21Mais certaines traditions sont les mêmes,
01:23peu importe la partie de la forêt où vous vous trouvez.
01:27Oh, ce n'est pas la lumière de la journée ici.
01:31Ce truc est connecté comme un éléphant avec un col de nez.
01:36Eh bien, papa a toujours dit,
01:38si ça ne va pas,
01:41utilisez un plus grand couteau.
01:44L'Hiver en Floride
01:55Aïe, aïe, oh, ouh!
01:57Parfois, pourquoi?
02:00L'Hiver en Floride
02:10Hey, je suis sûr que je suis content que ce soit ce truc qui a connecté ma cheminée,
02:15et pas un gars en veste rouge.
02:25All right, it's got pictures.
02:28I love books with pictures.
02:31Hey, maybe Critt'll read it to me.
02:35I love when someone reads me books with pictures.
02:38L'Hiver en Floride
02:57Hmm.
02:59We've had some of these ornaments since we lived in a tree.
03:04Come to think of it, we still live in a tree.
03:07We just took it apart and put it together different.
03:17Yes, sirree.
03:19Yeah, just don't find craftsmanship like that anymore.
03:26All right, all right.
03:28It's a door, not a sparring partner.
03:34Hey, Lil,
03:37I ran all the way over.
03:41You only live 300 feet away, coots.
03:47Oh.
03:48What happened to you?
03:50Was you chasing airboats again?
03:52You leave me alone about that.
03:54You're the one who told me airboats was my biggest fans.
03:57Who's pounding on the door, Lil?
04:00Just some dirty old coots, Pop.
04:02I ain't bringing a book.
04:04It's got pictures.
04:06Leave it to you to bring a dirty book for my son to read.
04:09It ain't a dirty book, Mr. C.
04:12It was in my chimney.
04:14What other kind of book does someone hide in there?
04:16Hey, look at this.
04:19Kris Kringle?
04:211225 North Pole Street.
04:24Arctic Circle.
04:26Top of the world.
04:29Kris Kringle?
04:31Is that a breakfast cereal?
04:33It's Santa Claus, coots.
04:35Saint Nick's real name.
04:37You mean Santa Claus is a fake name?
04:40It isn't fake, coots.
04:42It's more like a pseudonym.
04:45You know.
04:47A nom de plume.
04:49A nom de gaillard.
04:51A stage name, coots.
04:54Yeah, a stage name.
04:56You know, like Engelbert Humperdinck.
05:00Tu veux dire que Santa Claus n'est même pas américain?
05:03Le point est, les gars,
05:05que ce livre lui appartient.
05:08Peut-être que c'est son livre d'albums
05:10quand il te voit quand tu dorms
05:12et quand il sait quand tu es réveillé.
05:14Tu veux dire que ce livre peut savoir si j'ai été mauvais ou bien?
05:17Ah, pour Dieu sain.
05:20Hey.
05:22Regarde.
05:25Wow.
05:27All right.
05:29It's a moving picture book.
05:48We can't sell it, Ernie.
05:50It ain't ours.
05:52It's Santa's.
05:54We gotta give it back.
05:56There ain't no harm in making a...
05:58Making an honest book.
06:00Sure, Slider.
06:02It's like, like, a reward.
06:04Yeah.
06:06A reward.
06:08I don't know, Ernie.
06:10You shouldn't get a reward for doing what's right in the first place.
06:13Why not?
06:15Because...
06:17Because...
06:19Because a sense of right and wrong
06:21is what separates us from the animals.
06:25I thought we was animals.
06:28Ah, that's your pop talking, little.
06:30Someone who can't hold on to a magic book
06:32don't deserve to keep it.
06:34They should pay to get it back.
06:36Santa?
06:38Santa should pay to get his own book back?
06:40Well, why not?
06:42He never did me no...
06:44Never did me no favors.
06:46What? Didn't he give you a present this Christmas?
06:49Ah, that was yesterday.
06:51What's he done for me lately?
06:53All I know is...
06:55If it was Coots what found it...
06:57Everyone's gonna know about it by dark.
07:00Sure.
07:01And someone else will get a hold of Santa
07:03and claim the reward.
07:04Did you hear that, Mommy?
07:06Did you hear what they said?
07:07I heard.
07:09Yeah.
07:10I heard.
07:11The magic book.
07:13Santa Claus.
07:15Who are these guys trying to kid?
07:17Not us.
07:19Gah.
07:22It must be valuable, no?
07:24Valuable.
07:26Yeah.
07:28Because, my ursine friend,
07:30the amazing thing about a dancing bear
07:32is not how well it dances,
07:34but that it dances at all.
07:36Dancing bears.
07:38Gah.
07:40Say, little,
07:42I was wondering,
07:44since that there book's gonna be gone
07:47before too long...
07:49If we could look at a story.
07:51Sure.
07:52Great idea, Slider.
07:54Well, I don't know.
07:56Oh, come on, little.
07:58Books ain't like bubblegum.
08:01Bubblegum?
08:02Sure.
08:03You can't chew them till the flavor's gone.
08:05The story's always there.
08:08All right.
08:19Un peu plus tard...
08:49I reckon a good soak never hurt...
08:51Never hurt no turtle or beaver.
08:53Sure thing.
08:54Or a raccoon, either.
08:56Last one in is a taxidermy display.
09:03To... taxidermy?
09:19To... taxidermy?
09:49I had a good long talk with Mr. Kringle today, Lil.
10:15I sure hope the North Pole is in my calling circle.
10:18What did he say, Pop?
10:20He said he'd be delighted to pay us a visit tomorrow
10:23to retrieve his book.
10:31What was he like?
10:33I'd have to say he was jolly.
10:36Yep, jolly's the very word.
10:39Well, how about we have ourselves one last little story
10:43to tell Bon Voyage to our bookish friend.
10:51Um... Pop?
10:58Yes?
11:03Well, you see,
11:05I kind of borrowed the book today
11:08so I could show it to Ernie and Slider.
11:13Hmm. Well, no harm done, I suppose.
11:19Is there?
11:22I ain't sure.
11:25I mean, we all went swimming and we was horsin' around
11:27and what with one thing or another and it gettin' dark
11:29and me havin' to hurry home on account of you tanned my hide
11:31if I wasn't back, well, I guess I was kinda preoccupied,
11:33you might say, and so, regarding the book, that is,
11:35I guess it became what they call shuffled on a short-term memory,
11:37which is to say, I mean, I...
11:39I got it.
11:42Oh, well.
11:44I guess I better get my boots on.
11:47Are you sure this is where you left it, little?
11:50It was right here, Pop.
11:52There's nothin' here but a note.
11:56If y'all want to see your book alive again,
11:59you'll put toys by this tree by tomorrow noon.
12:04Here's a page to prove we ain't kiddin'.
12:09Yes.
12:11There better be a dump truck for me, too.
12:14Sign the bookmappers.
12:17Huh.
12:19Well, this certainly is not socially redeeming behavior.
12:22They tore a page out?
12:25Those...
12:27Those animals!
12:29There's only one creature in these parts
12:31who's mean enough to hold Santa's book for ransom
12:34and smart enough to write this note.
12:38Greasy Weasel.
12:41I never get no credit.
12:43What are we gonna do, Pop?
12:45Not much we can do, son.
12:48Not till Mr. Kringle gets here, you know.
12:55Tell me a story, Greasy.
12:58I ain't gonna tell you about no rabbits, palmy.
13:01The rabbits. That's good.
13:04I have a story.
13:06Good.
13:08Oh...
13:10Shut up.
13:35I didn't do it, your honor. I didn't do it.
13:38You can't finish rap on me, copper.
13:40I wanna see the warden.
13:42I... I...
13:47All right, all right, all right.
13:50Keep your...
13:54...shirt on.
13:56Whatever you're selling, we ain't interested, mister.
13:59Ho, ho, hold it there, youngster.
14:02You better think twice about slamming the door in my face.
14:05I'll get one of my elves to make a pair of moccasins out of you.
14:08Elves? You mean you're...
14:10In the flesh, you fuzzy pipe cleaner with an attitude.
14:13And if you don't let me in out of this Martian heat room,
14:16I'll make a pair of moccasins out of you.
14:18I'll get one of my elves to make a pair of moccasins out of you.
14:21Elves? You mean you're...
14:23In the flesh, you fuzzy pipe cleaner with an attitude.
14:25And if you don't let me in out of this Martian heat room,
14:27you people call it...
14:29The color of your Christmas presents is gonna be limited to basic black.
14:33Basic black?
14:35Yep, I'm talking about coal, sonny.
14:38You must be little.
14:42In the flesh.
14:44What there is of it.
14:46Well, they thought ahead when they named you, small friar.
14:48Where's your...
14:49Oh, Mr. Kringle.
14:51I can't tell you what a pleasure it is to finally meet you.
14:54Mr. C?
14:55Listen, I've been meaning to tell you,
14:57I'm real sorry about that little red wagon when you were five.
15:00There was a mix-up in the orders department, you see,
15:03and I didn't know about it till I got your letter.
15:06My wagon?
15:08Gosh, Santa, I'd forgotten all about that wagon.
15:11Well, I'll make it up to you somehow.
15:13I promise.
15:14You wrote Santa a letter when you were five?
15:17Gosh, Pop, that must have been a long time ago.
15:21What kind of wagon was it? A covered one?
15:23That's enough out of you, young man.
15:25And I do wish you'd learn how to address your elders with a little more dignity.
15:30He wrote the letter in crayon.
15:32Periwinkle, wasn't it, Mr. C?
15:37Well, anyhow, Santa, about your book...
15:40My book! Oh, I'm so happy to get it back.
15:43I can't tell you how much we missed it at the North Pole.
15:46We don't have cable yet, you know.
15:49I'm afraid I have some bad news, Santa.
15:51You see, your book has suffered in an unfortunate circumstance,
15:55which isn't necessarily irremediable, but which is not exactly favorable.
16:00It got stolen.
16:02Stolen? Well, fry me for a potato.
16:05Wait. Don't tell me. Let me guess.
16:09Greasy Weasel took it.
16:11And whenever Greasy Weasel gets a cold, Bomby Bear sneezes.
16:14So he's probably part of this, too.
16:16Wow. You're good.
16:19I ain't Santa Claus for nothing, Bristlebrush.
16:21They're demanding a bag full of toys by noon or they'll destroy the book.
16:25Oh, and that'll be all she wrote.
16:27Okay. Okay. Let me put my thinking cap on.
16:43See? That's a great idea.
16:46Why didn't I think of that myself?
16:48So what do we do, Santa?
16:51Oh, why exactly what they asked, of course.
16:56High noon tomorrow, there'll be a weasel and a bear
16:59who are going to have a big, fat surprise under their tree.
17:02Oh, yeah!
17:05Wow. Would you look at this?
17:11I hope he brought batteries, too.
17:14Come on. Let's get this thing out of here.
17:25It ain't going nowhere.
17:27What's in that thing, anyway?
17:30Maybe we can unload it.
17:34Then again, maybe it will unload on you.
17:38Santa Claus!
17:40It's personal. And you've been bad, boys.
17:45I blame society.
17:47I'll take that book now, gentlemen.
17:49Book? Oh, the book!
17:52Sure thing, Santa. Oh, Mr. Claus.
17:56We were just bringing it back to you.
17:59Here you go.
18:01What should we do with him, Santa?
18:03Well, I'll tell you.
18:05It isn't like Santa to let someone go away empty-handed.
18:08If you have a bunch of fake toys,
18:10how would you boys like a big, shiny, life-size, real dump truck?
18:15A dump truck? Do you mean it?
18:17Really? I mean, really, a dump truck?
18:20Oh, absolutely.
18:22Okay, coots, back her in.
18:39Cool!
18:41No.
18:43Cold!
19:09And as for you two, I want you to get out of there and clean up.
19:13And I mean clean up your whole act.
19:15And maybe you'll get a couple of real toy dump trucks next Christmas.
19:19Yes, sir.
19:21Hey, Santa, thanks for letting me drive the dump truck.
19:27Oh, how can I ever repay you good folks?
19:29How about telling us your favorite story, Santa?
19:32My favorite one? Why, that's easy.
19:35Ho, ho, ho!
19:51Like old Santa said, that's pretty much all she wrote.
19:55And there's one more thing.
19:57Santa finally gave Mr. Critter his little red wagon.
20:05Hey, stop the cartoon.
20:08Look what else I found in my chimney.
20:11It's Santa's magic toaster.
20:14Now that's enough out of you, young man!
20:17That's enough!
20:19All right.
20:21Cut!
20:44Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada