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00:01Leo?
00:02Hey.
00:03That's Becca.
00:04We dated for a minute.
00:05Nothing serious.
00:06She cheated on you?
00:07Lucy!
00:08I missed you so much!
00:10I'm so excited.
00:11Do you guys know this girl?
00:12She hooked up with my brother.
00:13She's claiming that she was, like, drugged.
00:15It's impossible for you to know what actually happened.
00:16You were not there.
00:17One of my sorority sisters sent out an email this morning.
00:20Pippa!
00:21It's like you don't listen to me.
00:22I'm having sex with Marianne's husband, Oliver.
00:24Pippa doesn't know.
00:25Your friend's missing you.
00:26I do feel kind of bad about Lucy.
00:28You told her you were with me.
00:29This doesn't work if I can't trust you.
00:32You can trust me.
00:33Is that your girlfriend?
00:34No, we're just hanging out.
00:35Is that what Molly thinks?
00:37I just can't stop thinking about Bree.
00:39See you around.
00:40Did you talk to your dad about your score yet?
00:42Yeah.
00:43He's really upset with me.
00:44You sure Diana's okay with me staying here this weekend?
00:46After everything Lucy said about you,
00:48I just thought you might at least be better looking.
00:51I know he's your brother, but he's a very bad person.
00:54What did she say to you?
00:55Someday I'm gonna find out what a bad person you are.
00:57Hey, I'm sure you've heard a lot of shit about me from Lucy.
01:00I just ran into Steven and he said a bunch of shit.
01:02He twists shit all the time.
01:04He just left me the most disgusting voicemail I've ever heard in my life.
01:07You talked shit to my sister last night
01:09and now you're not gonna pick up your fucking phone.
01:11You're just a pointless fucking cunt.
01:21Listen to me.
01:22I'm getting married tomorrow.
01:24I have a chance to be happy, okay?
01:26Like, genuinely happy.
01:29This is my chance to have a family.
01:31To live a life that I don't feel like a fucking visitor in.
01:36So please just...
01:38Just leave me alone.
01:41I don't want to feel like a good person again.
01:46Hey.
01:47Hey.
01:48Jesus, Bree.
01:49You gonna do that outside?
01:50I'm sorry, I just...
01:52I didn't want your mom to see me.
01:54I told her I quit six months ago.
01:57Well, the car's here.
01:59I'll be there in a minute.
02:00Alright.
02:02Love you.
02:03Love you.
02:25Jesus.
02:26No, sorry.
02:27Sorry.
02:28You're jumping tonight.
02:29I...
02:30No, I'm just going over all the bridesmaid duties for tomorrow.
02:34Yeah.
02:35Yes.
02:41Hi.
02:42How you doing?
02:43Okay.
02:44You look so pretty.
02:47Hey, is, um...
02:48Is Lydia coming tonight?
02:50No.
02:51She wasn't feeling well.
02:52She's staying at the hotel tonight.
02:54But she will be there tomorrow.
02:57Cool.
02:58Good?
02:59Yeah.
03:08Bree?
03:09Did you...
03:10What is she doing here?
03:11I don't know.
03:12I don't know.
03:13Bree?
03:14Did you...
03:15What is she doing here?
03:16Did you invite Diana?
03:19No.
03:20No, I haven't seen her in years.
03:26Hey.
03:28Oh, my God.
03:29No.
03:32Are we hallucinating?
03:36Oh, my God.
03:39Um...
03:40Hi.
03:41Hi.
03:42Hi.
03:43Guys, meet Diana, the woman that I've been seeing.
03:48Hi.
03:51Wow.
03:52Wow.
03:53Thank you so much for coming.
03:56Congrats.
03:57I hope this is okay.
03:59Yeah, it's great.
04:02Lucy, you're looking well.
04:04Yeah, you...
04:05Yeah, so are you.
04:06Thanks.
04:07So, I'm gonna go find our table and let you guys freely interrogate Pippa.
04:12Okay.
04:19Uh, how...
04:20How long?
04:21Can you guys just be cool about this?
04:22Things are good with her.
04:24Like...
04:25Like, really good.
04:28Yeah, okay.
04:29Okay.
04:30Obviously, if you're...
04:31If you're happy, then we're happy.
04:34This is just...
04:35So weird.
04:36Yeah, it's so weird.
04:37I know, I know.
04:44Wait, so how long have you two been together?
04:46Depends on who you ask.
04:52I'm gonna be that guy.
04:53Sorry.
04:57During Bree and Evan's relationship,
04:59I watched how Evan, who was always the best guy out of any of us,
05:03became an even better guy.
05:05Since then, through everything,
05:07they have worked to be good to each other.
05:10They've kept making each other better.
05:13I never got how any relationship could be worth so much work,
05:17but Evan has always been smarter than me.
05:20He figured out early what makes it worth the effort.
05:25Finding that one person worth changing for.
05:30It took me a lot of false starts,
05:32a few big mistakes,
05:33before I finally found my person worth changing for.
05:35She couldn't be here tonight,
05:36but please relay how adoring I have been.
05:42No, uh, Evan and Bree,
05:45thank you for showing us
05:48why it's worth it.
05:51Evan and Bree.
05:53Yeah.
05:54Cheers.
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07:02Bye.
07:03I think I need some fresh air.
07:17Oh, God.
07:18Oh, God.
07:19Oh, God.
07:20Oh, God.
07:21Oh, God.
07:22Oh, God.
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07:49Oh.
08:16Oh...
08:18Oh...
08:19Oh...
08:21Oh...
08:22And...
08:24And you just protect my head?
08:27Why?
08:29Shh.
08:33I'm gonna miss you.
08:40Oh...
08:46Whoa, snow is crazy.
08:52Seems like the whole school is gonna be stuck here this weekend.
08:56You're so smart.
08:59I feel like you like willed this weather to happen.
09:02I can't help it. I'm so relieved. I'm so relieved.
09:06The idea of spending Thanksgiving with my mom and her boyfriend is just so awkward.
09:13Yeah.
09:20You can answer that if you need to.
09:25No, it's my mom.
09:29I'll deal with that later.
09:37Hey.
09:39Is everything okay?
09:43Yeah, just puts me in a bad mood to talk about it.
09:47It's okay. If you can get into a bad mood, I'll just get you back into a good mood.
09:52It's fine. It's not a big deal.
09:55I mean, I told you that my dad and I don't really get along.
10:00Yeah, yeah.
10:02So it's just easier to avoid family stuff.
10:06And my mom, she's giving me a hard time about it.
10:10She wants me to make peace with him.
10:13Well, maybe that's not a bad thing.
10:17No, you don't know my dad.
10:20No, I know. I'm just saying my dad was not perfect.
10:26That him dying was the worst thing that's ever happened.
10:30And I just don't want you to regret it someday if you don't forgive him.
10:37Look, I'm really sorry about your dad.
10:42But I need you to trust me when I tell you that it's not the same.
10:46Forgiving someone is a totally reasonable suggestion,
10:49but some parents, they don't care if you forgive them or not.
10:56I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
11:00It's none of my business. I'm sorry.
11:06I'm sorry.
11:12The drive here was terrible. If we left any later, we'd have been stuck in bed.
11:15Oh, that would have been horrible.
11:19I better go. Listen, it's going to be hard to talk.
11:22There's not a lot of privacy here.
11:26I get it. Have a good Thanksgiving.
11:31I miss you.
11:33I kind of miss you, too.
11:38Thanksgiving dinner's all sold out. I'm sorry, guys.
11:42I really need to break up with Molly.
11:44See, you say that, but then she comes over and you get all domestic.
11:48I'm worried she thinks we're more than we are, like girlfriend, boyfriend.
11:52Maybe you should be, since you are.
11:55Hey, there's Rui.
11:57You think we should say hi?
11:58No.
11:59I'm going to go say hi.
12:04Hey, Rui.
12:07Hey.
12:08How are you?
12:09Hey.
12:10It's been a minute.
12:11Good, yeah.
12:13Right now, I'm a little disappointed this Thanksgiving dinner is sold out.
12:17Yeah.
12:18Vodka and ramen in the dorms, it is.
12:20Oh, shit, that's bleak.
12:21Yeah, well, my Thanksgiving plans have never been that fancy anyway.
12:24You know how I feel about the holidays. They're always sort of whatever.
12:28Yeah, I know.
12:30Well, at least it's not Taco Bell with that weird neighbor kid, though, right?
12:32Excuse me.
12:33That was one of the best Thanksgivings of my life.
12:36Anyway, I should break it to the girls.
12:39It's good to see you.
12:40Happy Thanksgiving.
12:41Happy Thanksgiving.
12:42Yeah, happy Thanksgiving.
12:46Dude, she was so nice to me.
12:48I think she wants to hang out.
12:50What? You got that from that short conversation?
12:52Yeah, I can read her.
12:54All right, I have an idea.
12:55We have Friendsgiving, and we invite her, since we're all stuck here anyways.
12:58Seems like a lot of work for one person.
13:00Well, she needs somewhere to go, and that place can be my house.
13:03Come on, man. Molly's on her way to Bedford. It's perfect.
13:07Okay.
13:08Let's do it.
13:10Okay.
13:14You would think that Oliver would be, like, a total food snob, but he loves Doritos.
13:19So he's gone all weekend?
13:21Yeah, they're visiting some of Marianne's friends in Vermont.
13:26Probably won't hear from him much.
13:28I'm sorry.
13:29Oh, my God. It's fine.
13:31I wouldn't expect to.
13:33I mean, he's stuck in a house with a bunch of old people,
13:35probably, like, eating Cornish game hen or something.
13:39And I am here with this...
13:42feast.
13:48It's okay.
13:50I know the rules.
13:53Okay.
13:54Hi. We've been invited to Evans for Friendsgiving.
13:58Wrigley says they're planning a whole thing, like, with real food.
14:03Lots of real food.
14:05They look very skeptical, Wrigley. You're going to have to convince them.
14:08Oh, yeah, girls. We got tiny marshmallows, potatoes you can mash, a juicy turkey, yams.
14:14Send her a picture of the pie.
14:16Okay, I'm going to text you a picture of this pie.
14:17Make sure she invites Bree.
14:19Okay, I'm going to mute you guys.
14:24Honestly, they had me at tiny marshmallows.
14:27Are you serious? Bree doesn't want to hang out with Evan?
14:30It might be fun.
14:32Might be fun?
14:33To do Thanksgiving with your ex?
14:35I mean, we have no real food here, and honestly, it's kind of satisfying to see him grovel.
14:42I want the tiny marshmallows.
14:44What about Steven?
14:45He's not going. I already checked.
14:51Oh, yeah, okay, sure. Let's go do Thanksgiving with your ex-boyfriends. It's super normal.
14:57All right, we're in.
15:00Yeah! All right, okay.
15:08Are you sure you're not sleeping with Wrigley again?
15:12I promise. We just sleep next to each other, fully clothed. It is not sexual.
15:18Whatever you say, Bree.
15:20It's really not like that. If I wanted to be sleeping with somebody, then I would be, but I don't.
15:35Hey, where's your bag? You packed?
15:37No, we're not going to Connecticut.
15:40Why? The train's not canceled. We can make it.
15:42It's not transportation-dependent. I just... I'm done with my dad.
15:47We just had a huge fight.
15:49You've been having these stupid fights with him all month.
15:51This was worse. He started talking to me like he talks to my mother.
15:56Like I'm suddenly this complete disappointment because I failed the LSAT.
16:01He's never spoken to me like that before.
16:03Yeah, I get it. I get it. But we need your dad's help, Diana.
16:07I'm thinking beyond some petty argument. I'm thinking about our future.
16:10You've got to talk to him face-to-face.
16:12What? You want me to just grovel?
16:14A little bit, yeah. He does so much for you, Diana. He's just... He's blunt.
16:19And if he's talking to you like he talks to your mom, maybe that's because you're acting like your mom.
16:27Um...
16:30I love you.
16:32You're just... You're not...
16:35acting like yourself lately.
16:39I know.
16:41I'm sorry.
16:45He doesn't want me to come home.
16:49Good.
16:54Well, just, uh... I'll stay here, then.
17:02Hey, it's Drew. Leave a message.
17:06Hey, it's me, your older brother, whose calls you won't answer.
17:09Just call him to say Happy Thanksgiving, asshole.
17:13Uh...
17:15No, I'm just kidding. I don't think you're an asshole. I, uh...
17:20Um, okay. Hopefully you call me back sometime.
17:24Bye.
17:25Bye.
17:29Whoa! This looks labor-intensive.
17:31Don't worry about it. I got it.
17:33You think I'm gonna let you destroy this bounty alone?
17:46Hey! What are you doing here?
17:48The roads are crazy out there, so I'm just gonna stay here.
17:55Okay.
18:11It's hot! It's hot! Be careful!
18:17Hey, uh, do you think I should warn Bree that Molly's here?
18:20She might not come if she knew.
18:21Oh, does Molly know that Bree's coming?
18:23Should I tell her?
18:24You're a mess, Evan.
18:26Hey, do you have napkin rings?
18:28Should I have napkin rings?
18:30It's fine. How many people are coming over?
18:33Uh...
18:35Us, Leo, Pippa, Lucy...
18:40Um...
18:42Molly, I'm so sorry. I invited Bree, Evan's ex.
18:46Oh, she's coming today?
18:48Is that okay?
18:50Yeah, it's totally fine.
18:51You could have told me yourself.
18:56I'm not gonna lie, I am enjoying your panic right now.
18:59Hello?
19:02Hey!
19:03Happy Thanksgiving! I'm sorry, we just kind of let ourselves in.
19:07It's so fucking cold.
19:08No worries. All good.
19:09Hey, what's up, man? Happy Thanksgiving!
19:11Hey!
19:12Hi!
19:13Happy Thanksgiving!
19:14Happy Thanksgiving!
19:16Hi! Happy Thanksgiving!
19:18Hey.
19:19Thanks for the invite.
19:20Glad you came.
19:21Happy Thanksgiving!
19:23Hi, I'm Bree.
19:25Lucy.
19:26Happy Thanksgiving.
19:30Hey, I'm Molly.
19:32Hi, Bree.
19:33Oh, you're Bree. It's so nice to meet you.
19:35How do you know Evan?
19:37Uh, we've been hanging out.
19:40Oh, cool.
19:43Gobble, gobble!
19:46Does anyone know how to defrost this bad boy?
19:49Oh, it's so warm in here.
19:53Uh, why don't you try the microwave?
19:55Uh, no. It's too small. It won't fit.
19:57I know what to do. I'm gonna have to fuck this bird.
19:59Everyone stand back as I fuck the bird!
20:01Stop! We have to eat that.
20:02I don't want to imagine your dick on it.
20:04What about a hair dryer or something?
20:07Why would Evan have a hair dryer?
20:09He doesn't really have hair.
20:11Hey, he has some hair.
20:12Hey, you know what? I think I left one in your bathroom.
20:14So, I'll just go get that.
20:17I remember where it is.
20:20As lucky. All right.
20:48Hey, you good?
20:50I've missed this hair dryer.
20:53You're always welcome to come and get it.
21:00Who's going?
21:01All right, you're starting.
21:02Start, start, start, start.
21:03Go.
21:04Yeah.
21:05Ah!
21:06Stop!
21:07Ah!
21:08No, no, no.
21:10Hello.
21:11Happy Thanksgiving.
21:14Happy Thanksgiving.
21:20Hey.
21:21Didn't know you were coming.
21:25Oh, right. I forgot I invited Steven.
21:33All good.
21:34We have enough food?
21:37Everyone's cool, right?
21:38Oh, yeah.
21:39I've had more fucked up Thanksgiving dinners than this.
21:41Diana, let me get that bag.
21:43Um...
21:49I need a drink.
21:54Drink, drink, drink.
21:56Yes.
21:57Yes?
21:58You got it.
22:00All right.
22:04This is, uh, quite an entrance.
22:07Quite an entrance.
22:12So, King's Cup, we've had a seven so far.
22:16King's...
22:17King's Cup, that's it.
22:18Uh, she did a ten.
22:19Maybe if you get another...
22:21What is it?
22:22What are you staring at?
22:23No, no, I'm not.
22:24I'm just...
22:25It's weird, Pip and Diana acting so friendly.
22:38What was that for?
22:40Ah, because I don't have any Xanax.
22:42All right.
22:43All right, you go.
22:44Yeah, get over here.
22:45You gotta get the whole turkey.
22:46You gotta move it.
22:47Just, you gotta move the hairdryer over.
22:48If you move the hairdryer over, just put it over here.
22:51I feel awkward with Lucy here.
22:53She hates me.
22:54She really hates you.
22:55Okay, well, we're not leaving.
22:57I didn't say we should leave.
22:59Good.
23:00Because your new daddy issues have eliminated any other option.
23:04I said I was sorry already.
23:06I was joking.
23:07Relax.
23:10Hey, Diana.
23:11Um, do you think you could help me make these box-smashed potatoes?
23:16Sure.
23:17There we go.
23:18Hear this?
23:19That's good.
23:20Great job.
23:21I don't know about this.
23:22Hey, guys.
23:24Hey, you need to calm down.
23:26Wait.
23:29Okay.
23:33Nice.
23:34It was so cute.
23:35You got it?
23:36Yeah.
23:38Apparently.
23:39Okay, wait.
23:40Sorry.
23:42Okay.
23:44That's a lot.
23:45Ew.
23:47I'm going to go get some fresh air.
23:50I'll come with you.
23:52I don't smell good.
23:56I think we did a great job, though.
23:57I agree.
23:58Hey.
24:02Am I crazy, or is Pippa acting super close with Diana?
24:06Yeah, that is a little weird.
24:09And what about her and Wrigley?
24:10They must be having sex, right?
24:12I don't think so.
24:13I think...
24:14No, I think she would tell us.
24:15Would she, though?
24:17I mean, she's kind of been off all semester.
24:20Have you...
24:22Have you asked her what's up?
24:24I mean, she might just be going through something.
24:26She's been hard to talk to.
24:33Okay, I said that I wouldn't,
24:35but I sent Oliver a picture of myself,
24:38and he still hasn't answered,
24:39and now I feel fucking crazy.
24:41It's Thanksgiving, Bree.
24:43I'm sure he's just busy.
24:45They're not even American.
24:47Like, why the fuck do they care about Thanksgiving?
24:50Well, at least Evan's drooling all over you.
24:54I probably shouldn't torture him,
24:57but I feel like he deserves it.
25:01It's a lot.
25:03I mean, I've never had the whole big family Thanksgiving reunion thing
25:07that everyone else has,
25:08and now I can't even have Thanksgiving with my boyfriend.
25:13Boyfriend?
25:15You know what I mean.
25:17Oh my God, it's like sub-zero out here.
25:20When did you start smoking?
25:24Everyone tries smoking in college.
25:29So, what are we gossiping about?
25:36Okay, I feel like you guys are always talking about me.
25:40No, no, we're not.
25:42Then what were you talking about?
25:47Lucy was wondering why you're hanging out with Diana.
25:53Sorry, I didn't think I was hanging out with her.
25:55It was just being polite.
25:56It's really okay.
25:57It's really...
25:58Let's just...
25:59It's fine.
26:00I just feel bad for her.
26:03Steven is being so mean to her today.
26:06Yeah, Steven's mean to a lot of people.
26:11Okay.
26:14I'm gonna go back inside.
26:23Sorry.
26:31Pippa, the potatoes are gray soup.
26:34I don't think that's right.
26:38I'm gonna get a drink.
26:41I win.
26:42You're so quick.
26:43And good at this.
26:48Annie.
26:54Hey, can you make stuffing?
26:56What?
26:57Can you make stuffing?
26:58I can get you a beer.
27:00Or chopped onions.
27:02Sure, yeah.
27:07Hey, guys.
27:14Are we ever gonna eat?
27:16Who can say?
27:23Hey, where's Leo?
27:24Oh, in the kitchen with Evan and Steven.
27:35Hi.
27:36Hey.
27:37You're crying.
27:39It's the onions.
27:41Let me help.
27:42Leo, do you still talk to Becca?
27:47His ex.
27:48No, yeah. Yeah, I know who Becca is.
27:51Oh, so you've talked about everything.
27:53It's very mature.
27:55Dude, what are you doing?
27:56Steven, everyone has exes.
27:58Can you stop trying to search it, please?
28:00No, I know. I know everyone has exes.
28:03I just didn't know if you knew the specific history.
28:09Hey, just ignore him.
28:11Hey.
28:19Alrighty.
28:21It's hot.
28:42Oh.
28:54I wanna believe Katie,
28:56but it's, like, really hard to prove rape accusations
28:58when, like, both of them were drunk,
29:00and historically, nothing happens to a pledge with family money, so...
29:03You don't know that.
29:07Pippa, um, you wanna try this?
29:09I'm good, thanks.
29:12Um, I have to pee.
29:23Refill?
29:24Yes, please.
29:28I, uh, I hope this isn't awkward,
29:30but I have to ask.
29:32Uh, I was wondering if you had any, like, residual drama with Evan?
29:36No.
29:37No, not at all.
29:39Okay.
29:41Because I was sort of picking up on some vibes.
29:45No, I promise.
29:47I'm sorry if it seemed like that.
29:51Evan's just a really...
29:54nice guy.
29:56To everyone.
30:00So why'd you break up?
30:02So why'd you break up?
30:05We're just better as friends.
30:11And I'm seeing someone new,
30:13so you really have nothing to worry about.
30:15Oh, rea... yeah.
30:16Really?
30:17Yeah.
30:18I'm sorry.
30:30I'm gonna check on the turkey real quick.
30:36What?
30:37Hey, um, what did, uh,
30:39what did Steven mean by the history of Becca?
30:43I don't know.
30:45Did she cheat on me or something?
30:47I don't know. She's being a dick.
30:50Hey, Evan.
30:51Nice to interrupt.
30:52Um, Molly and Bree are talking.
30:54Probably about you.
30:59Hey, Molly, uh, can I borrow you?
31:02Yeah.
31:08Well, Bree's great.
31:10Why are you talking to her?
31:14Am I not supposed to be talking to her?
31:16Well, I just don't want to rub it in her face,
31:19make her feel bad.
31:20Why are you so worried?
31:21She's seeing someone. She's fine.
31:23What?
31:24No, Bree's not seeing anyone.
31:25I would've heard about it.
31:28Evan, should I even be here?
31:30Of course.
31:32Of course. What do you mean?
31:42Well, this fucking sucks.
31:44All right, everybody get in here.
31:46Come on, get in here.
31:48It's time to play a game.
31:50We're gonna play Slap Shots.
31:52What is Slap Shots?
31:54We slap each other and we take shots.
31:57Yeah, I know. Sorry, I'm not gonna play that.
32:00What's the matter, Leo?
32:01Can't handle a little controlled violence?
32:07All right, yeah, let's play.
32:14Hey.
32:15Now walk it out.
32:17Now walk it out.
32:20Now walk it out.
32:22Oh!
32:25My fucking God!
32:27Why'd you hit me?
32:28Supposed to. I'm sorry, what?
32:30Killing!
32:33Slap Shots.
32:34Get in there.
32:37Oh no!
32:40Get in there. Get aggressive.
32:41Ready?
32:44There's a lot of good aggression between these two.
33:00Wrigley, I nominate you.
33:03Yes, my lady.
33:04Glass?
33:05Yeah.
33:06Give it your all.
33:07Jesus Christ!
33:09Such a strong hand.
33:10Such a slender arm.
33:12There you go.
33:13That was amazing.
33:14That was great.
33:15You.
33:16My liege.
33:17Oh, God.
33:18Is your head red?
33:19Remember that I have strong affection for you.
33:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:21Wait for it.
33:24You're welcome.
33:38Oh.
33:39There you go.
33:40Now, I got to go.
33:42There you go.
33:47There you go.
33:58Alright?
34:08Cheers.
34:09Cheers.
34:10Cheers.
34:11Cheers.
34:12Cheers.
34:13Nice.
34:14Good hit.
34:15Good hit.
34:16Yeah.
34:17Very good.
34:18All right, all right.
34:19Yup.
34:20Yeah?
34:21Mm-hmm.
34:22Ready?
34:23Yup.
34:24No, I can't.
34:35I can't.
34:39Aw.
34:41It's so lame.
34:46Okay.
34:47Who has not been slapped yet?
34:53Okay.
35:01That's a lot.
35:06Oh my god.
35:07Okay.
35:08Ready?
35:09Mm-hmm.
35:10Ready?
35:11Mm-hmm.
35:12Spaghetti?
35:13Stop!
35:14Do it!
35:16Aww.
35:18Aww.
35:22Okay, I'm getting you back.
35:24What?
35:25No.
35:26What?
35:27You guys are trying to get me wasted.
35:29Oh, I'm sorry.
35:39What the hell?
35:40That was like a real slap.
35:42Sorry.
35:43Sorry.
35:44Whoa!
35:45Do I have to wait for a shot, or can I just take one?
35:48Oh my god.
35:52Oh, but I'm so sorry.
35:56Okay, I can't slap you because you're the host,
35:58so who do you want me to slap?
36:00Steven.
36:01Okay, thank you.
36:05Okay, sure, yeah.
36:06Fine.
36:07Mm-hmm.
36:08Oh, no.
36:12Oh, dear.
36:15Oh.
36:16Ow.
36:17Oh!
36:21Sorry.
36:22Are you all right?
36:23That was a nice one.
36:25Good job.
36:26Nice.
36:38Come on.
36:40Ow.
36:42Come on.
36:43Mm-hmm.
37:05Fuck.
37:06Strong arm.
37:07Took it well.
37:14Let me give you a shot.
37:19Oh, man.
37:20Oh.
37:21Yeah.
37:44You're adorable.
37:48Keep the sword sheathed, as they say.
37:52Ew.
37:59All right, I'm going to take a turn.
38:05Um.
38:06Yeah.
38:07Yeah.
38:08Yeah.
38:09Yeah.
38:11Um.
38:12Okay.
38:13Sorry.
38:14Mm-hmm.
38:27Oh.
38:28Nice.
38:29Oh, boy.
38:31Um.
38:32Okay, who's next?
38:34Molly?
38:36Yeah.
38:37Mm-hmm.
38:41Oh!
38:42Oh, Jesus Christ.
38:44Molly, Bree was supposed to slap you.
38:47Oh, fuck.
38:49Oh, God.
38:51That's probably the turkey.
38:53Okay, I'm going to help her.
38:54Maybe you guys can set the table or something.
38:56Um, I'm also going to help with the, uh...
38:59With the...
39:00I don't know.
39:01I'm just going to get the fuck out of here.
39:03Yeah.
39:04Yeah.
39:05Okay.
39:10You okay?
39:11Yeah, I'm fine.
39:18How many?
39:19Three.
39:21Lucy, have you ever actually, like, met Becca?
39:25Dude, what's wrong with you?
39:26Seriously, why do you keep talking about shit that has nothing to do with you?
39:29Nothing to do with me.
39:31So you even told her?
39:33Told me what?
39:34Why do you insist on being the most annoying person in every room, Stephen?
39:39It's not a big deal.
39:40Uh...
39:42I told you that Becca cheated on me my sophomore year.
39:45Yeah?
39:47Stephen was the person that she cheated on me with.
39:49It mattered at the time, but it doesn't now.
39:53Wait, Stephen slept with your ex-girlfriend?
39:56Yeah, I mean, at the time, I was deeply ashamed.
40:00I'm not sure how much of this is edible.
40:02Why didn't you tell me any of this before?
40:04We'll talk about it later.
40:05Well, Molly's gone, and I'm officially an asshole.
40:08Not to kick a man while he's down, but yes, you are.
40:10I feel really weirded out right now.
40:12You realize that this is what he wants.
40:14He's trying to upset you.
40:15Why would I ever want to upset Lucy?
40:17What are they talking about?
40:19Becca.
40:20Why are we talking about Becca?
40:22You knew about the Becca thing?
40:23Of course she knows.
40:24That's why she broke up with me sophomore year.
40:26And I had to spend all of last year trying to win her back.
40:29Can we drop this now, please?
40:31It's old news.
40:32This is why you started dating me in the first place,
40:35to get back at Stephen or something?
40:36Lucy, are you seriously asking me if I've been dating you
40:40for the last semester for some minor incident
40:42that happened two years ago?
40:44As I recall, it wasn't that minor.
40:45You've got to stop now, okay?
40:47Your obsession is pathetic.
40:48Get out of his face.
40:49Lucy's the one obsessed with me.
40:50She's acting all fucking clueless.
40:52Has she ever told you any of the shit she's done?
40:56Like what?
41:01The stuff with my sister.
41:03Halloween weekend, she didn't tell you what she did?
41:06No.
41:07Right, well, she verbally assaulted a 16-year-old,
41:10harassed her on Facebook, made her cry.
41:13God, you are a psychopath.
41:15Do you honestly think that people are just going to put up
41:17with your bullshit forever?
41:18I cannot fucking wait for the day where you destroy
41:21every relationship you have and you are completely fucking alone.
41:24Because you realize everyone's just waiting for you
41:25to fuck them over, right?
41:26Your friends, your sister, Diana.
41:28You do not speak for me, Lucy.
41:30Come on, really, Diana?
41:32You think this guy who treated every other girl like shit
41:34is going to treat you differently?
41:35Some girls make it easy to treat them like shit.
41:39Oh, my God.
41:42You okay?
41:48Get the fuck out of here.
41:50I'm sorry.
41:51Get the fuck out, Lucy.
41:54You all right?
41:55You okay?
41:56It's okay.
41:57I'm fine.
41:59Leo.
42:01Leo, come on.
42:02Please don't go.
42:03Are you fucking kidding me?
42:05What was that?
42:06I'm sorry.
42:07I apologize to Diana.
42:09I don't know what's wrong with me.
42:10Whatever.
42:11This thing with you and Steven, it's just too much.
42:15It's sick.
42:16He was doing this on purpose.
42:18He's trying to upset me.
42:20He's trying to do this to me.
42:21He didn't have to try very hard.
42:23Okay, I cannot stand Steven.
42:26But it wasn't just Steven in there.
42:27And if you say that you don't care about him,
42:29then why is it so easy for him to get under your skin?
42:33What about you?
42:34What about you carrying this secret grudge against him
42:37and just lying to me about him?
42:39I didn't tell you about Becca because it's not important.
42:42But it's exactly what I'm talking about.
42:44You're hiding stuff from me,
42:45and then you have this detailed list of excuses
42:47of why you're hiding them from me.
42:48What? Like what?
42:49Like that.
42:50Like the shit with you and Steven
42:51or the drama with your family
42:53or why you head-butted someone.
42:55You just slapped someone.
42:57That is not the same thing.
42:59That is not the same thing.
43:00You've assaulted people.
43:02You assaulted someone right in front of me,
43:03and it's not like you ever gave me a real reason.
43:06You just brushed it off
43:07and told me you had anger problems
43:09and what, I'm supposed to act like that's totally normal
43:12and I should just trust you?
43:19Oh.
43:22Okay.
43:26When I was a kid,
43:27my dad used to just come for me all the time,
43:29like physically.
43:31And then he'd go after my mom,
43:33and he just would never leave us alone.
43:37Until this one day
43:38when I just couldn't take it anymore,
43:40and I had him back.
43:42And honestly, it was the first time
43:44that he finally left me alone.
43:48And so this pattern started,
43:51and I've been trying really fucking hard
43:54to unlearn it,
43:56but it's really hard to break a habit
43:58when, honestly,
43:59it's the only thing that ever worked in my house.
44:09I'm sorry.
44:10It's not...
44:11I didn't know that.
44:12You know what?
44:13Lucy, you fight dirty.
44:17You use people's worst shit against them.
44:22I didn't know that that's what I was doing.
44:25I'm not...
44:27I'm not trying to do that.
44:30It was...
44:33obvious that this isn't about us anyway.
44:40And your head is just polluted with it.
44:45I don't think I can do this anymore.
44:48I just...
44:50It's not solid ground.
44:59If that's what you want.
45:15♪
45:17♪
45:43Hey.
45:46I'm gonna go.
45:47I'll go with you.
45:48No, it's...
45:49Just stay. It's fine.
45:54Diana, I'm sorry again.
45:56Shh.
46:01You're such a fucking asshole, Steven.
46:06Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
46:09Fuck.
46:15Are you okay?
46:16Yeah, I'm fine.
46:19But, uh...
46:25Are you seeing someone?
46:34Yeah.
46:35I am.
46:36Fuck.
46:39Okay.
46:42Is this serious?
46:44Yes.
46:45We just broke up. How could it be serious?
46:47It's easy to move on
46:49when someone you trust totally disappoints you.
46:55Is it someone I know?
46:56It's not really your business.
46:58So it is someone I know.
47:00No.
47:01No.
47:02He's older.
47:04Stop asking me about him.
47:06Wait, no, older like a grad student?
47:08No, he's not a grad student.
47:10So what do you mean, older?
47:11And why aren't you spending Thanksgiving with him, then,
47:13if it's so serious?
47:14Because he's an adult, okay?
47:16He's got other shit to do.
47:18He's 45.
47:24He's 45 years old?
47:27Are you serious?
47:30Guys are the worst at your age.
47:34Oh, this is awful.
47:36Don't judge me.
47:37I'm not judging you.
47:38Yes, you are.
47:39No, I'm not.
47:40I'm worried about you.
47:44Why?
47:48Because I fucked up things with us, okay?
47:50And now some creep is trying to take advantage of you.
47:52He's not a creep.
47:55A normal 45-year-old man
47:58does not want to date a 19-year-old.
48:00Okay, no, sorry.
48:02Okay, just think about it, okay?
48:04With the way you grew up,
48:07you can probably tell that you're looking for a father figure.
48:12Fuck you!
48:14You're nowhere near as nice as you fucking think you are.
48:37I think the jerky's still raw.
48:53Hey, are you all right?
48:55I still cannot believe that Lucy did that to you.
48:57I can.
48:59I'm fine now.
49:02I feel like I should go home.
49:04No, stay.
49:05It's late, and Stephen's got Evan on suicide watch.
49:09We can't leave him alone.
49:10Wow.
49:11Isn't Stephen just such a good friend?
49:20You know, he's not very nice to you.
49:24He's just upset with me because I fucked things up with my dad.
49:28It's a long story.
49:31We can be friends because we like each other,
49:34not just because we worry about each other, right?
49:41Yeah.
49:43Okay.
49:58Okay.
50:12Hi.
50:16I brought you some food.
50:18But I'm not really hungry.
50:28I said the worst things.
50:33How can I help?
50:37I don't know.
50:42I'm just so sad.
50:58I love you.
51:29This is fact, not fiction.
51:33For the first time in years.
51:46Morning.
51:47Hey, how you doing?
51:52Bad.
51:53Bad.
51:56You know, I keep trying not to upset people,
51:59and somehow I just end up upsetting them more.
52:01Yeah, I gave up on that a long time ago.
52:04Even my little sister hates me.
52:07I mean, I just stop caring if people think I'm a piece of shit.
52:14I think you care more than you like to admit.
52:23Hi.
52:33Hi.
52:34How was your holiday?
52:37So fun.
52:39I'm still recovering.
52:40Sounds like it was better than mine then.
52:43I'm sorry to hear that.
52:46I've been thinking about you all weekend.
52:48That photo you sent.
52:50Torture.
52:54What have you been thinking?
52:56This is fact, not fiction.
53:00For the first time in years.
53:24Hi.
53:31How'd the rest of your night go?
53:37You win.
53:42Okay?
53:43Can it please be enough now?
53:47Can what be enough?
53:50I never wanted any of this.
53:54I didn't want to be at war with you, Steven.
53:59I loved you.
54:03Even though I knew exactly who you were,
54:06all of the worst things about you.
54:11So why are you punishing me for that?
54:23I love you.
54:53I love you.
55:23I love you.