Top 10 George Costanza Funniest Moments
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00:00Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that you were looking in my direction.
00:26Oh, yes I was. You just ordered the same exact lunch as me.
00:32My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
00:39I'm Victoria. Hi.
00:41Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats! We're trying to watch the movie!
00:56And if I have to tell you again, we're going to take it outside and I'm going to show you what it's like!
01:00You understand me? Now shut your mouths or I'll shut them for you.
01:04And if you think I'm kidding, just try me. Try me.
01:08Because I would love it!
01:18Watch Channel 11.
01:29What the hell are you doing?
01:32I am eating my dessert.
01:35How do you eat it?
01:37With your hands.
01:40Did you just say vault?
01:42Yeah, why? Did I use it wrong?
01:44You got that from Elaine.
01:46Yeah, so what?
01:48Well, it's a little strange. You're going to start to talk like Elaine from now on?
01:53I don't know. Anyway, I thought we'd all go to a movie on Friday.
01:57We'd all go to a movie on Friday?
02:01This is not good. Worlds are colliding!
02:06George is getting upset!
02:11You're killing Independent George! You know that, don't you?
02:16George, I don't even want to get...
02:18You know what we learned Susan used last night? Vault!
02:21So?
02:22She got that from you.
02:24Well, I didn't tell her to say it.
02:26Well, she's the only girl in the whole world. Why can't you find your own girl?
02:29I like her!
02:31You see? You see?
02:34You see what I'm talking about?
02:36It's all just slipping away.
02:40And you're letting it happen!
02:45Hey, George-y boy, over here!
03:00One, two...
03:03Three...
03:06Four...
03:11Ho-ho!
03:13Hey, George!
03:15I'm going to pull up another chair!
03:18Guys, kidding. It's not about muscle.
03:21It's simple physics.
03:23Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t,
03:26in which g, gravity, of course, remains a constant.
03:34It's not complicated.
03:36Now, who are you again?
03:38George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.
03:42Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
03:46You want to talk about hotels or you want to win some ball games?
03:54Looks like a frog.
03:58So do you.
04:24Whoa!
04:34Game over.
04:36Besides, it's in the opposite direction.
04:38Let's just eat popcorn or something.
04:40Hot dog?
04:41I can't have popcorn for dinner!
04:44Hot dog!
04:45You have to eat!
04:49So they have hot dogs there?
04:51Oh, movie hot dogs!
04:53I'd rather lick the food off the floor!
04:56I can't go anyway. I have to wait here for Tatiana's call.
04:59Let me just check.
05:00Excuse me, I'm expecting a call.
05:02Costanza?
05:03Yes, I just got a call.
05:05I yell, cart ride!
05:07Cart ride!
05:09Just like that.
05:10Nobody came up, I hang up.
05:15Was it for Costanza or...?
05:17Yes, yes, that's it.
05:19I answered.
05:23Was it a woman?
05:25Yes, yes.
05:26I tell her, you're not here.
05:29She said curse word, I hang up.
05:36She called.
05:38He yelled cart ride.
05:41I missed it.
05:43Who's cart ride?
05:45I'm cart ride.
05:49You're not cart ride.
05:50Of course I'm not cart ride!
05:54Everybody's talking at me.
05:58I can't hear a word they're saying.
06:02Just driving around in John Voight's car.
06:10Believe it or not, George isn't at home.
06:13Please leave a message at the beep.
06:17I must be out or I'd pick up the phone.
06:20Where could I be?
06:23Believe it or not, I'm not home.