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ash vs. evil S1 - 33 - a bit scary
ash vs. evil S1 - 33 - a bit scary
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00:00Oh, Jesus, I almost blew your head off.
00:09A little on edge, are we?
00:11Where's Pablo and Kelly?
00:14We split up to look for you.
00:16Good.
00:17It's safer away from here.
00:19Why would you just run out like that?
00:21I'm not big on goodbyes.
00:24Ash, you shouldn't do this alone.
00:26I have to do it alone.
00:27Don't you get it?
00:28Everybody dies here.
00:29That's the rule.
00:30Death.
00:31Taxes.
00:32More death.
00:33And I don't pay taxes.
00:34So all I know is death.
00:35Fuck the rules.
00:36I'm going to help you end this.
00:40Lady, I like your style.
00:49Wow.
00:50Last time I was here with a girl, I was hoping to get laid.
01:03Didn't quite work out that way.
01:06I did cut my own hand off with a chainsaw, though.
01:08It was a fun weekend.
01:10Trust me.
01:11You would have never gotten laid here.
01:14I was a little cozier back then.
01:17Bad memory?
01:20That's what this cabin does.
01:33She's a cruel, cruel bitch.
01:36Good.
01:39So am I.
01:40Then let's get to work
01:56So during my little trip I had a vision about the book being buried here, this is where it all started
02:03And that's where it's gonna end
02:10What's down there bad things doesn't look so bad I wouldn't get too close
02:24You had a crowbar or something
02:27There's probably one out in the workshed
02:31Just a teeny warning
02:33There's something out there that you probably shouldn't see worse than everything else. I didn't want to see my ex-girlfriend
02:39Wait your ex-girlfriend is in the workshed part of her. It's complicated. Maybe I shouldn't go there
02:45Well, if you don't want to talk about it, she got possessed
02:47I cut her head off with a shovel then she did this crazy dance in the moonlight
02:51I put her head in a vise and I cut it with a chainsaw
02:55She did have a rockin bod though
02:58I'll stay here
03:00Just watch that book smart call