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ash vs. evil S1 - 36 - subtle racism
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00:00Son of a bitch!
00:14Holy shit.
00:16Two ashes?
00:18Easy, kids. No need to jump the gun here.
00:21Yeah, yeah. Don't shoot the wrong guy, dummies.
00:23You buying this, shiny turd? This is the guy who killed Fisher.
00:27Come on, take him out.
00:28I did not. That guy killed Fisher. Take him down.
00:32Well, of course he's gonna say that. He's a murderer.
00:34Pablo, amigo, just kill the guy and I'll get you a piñata or whatever.
00:38Subtle racism.
00:40But not that subtle.
00:42Hey, hey, I'm a racist too. Asian babies creep me out.
00:45But unlike Mr. Impostor here, I know stuff about your past.
00:49Stuff that only you told me.
00:51Pablo, until you were nine, your best friend was a kitty cat.
00:54Victoria C.A.T.
00:56Anybody can figure that crap out.
00:58Kelly, when you were in junior high school,
01:00you told me you busted a stained glass window of a church.
01:02By accident.
01:04Then you punched a nun in the face.
01:06She was being so dramatic about that stained glass.
01:09And she hit me first.
01:11Okay, look, just shoot us both.
01:13What?
01:14Yeah, it's the only way.
01:15That way this asswipe is dead,
01:17and I don't have to deal with this horse shit anymore.
01:19Oh, come on.
01:22All right.
01:24Oh, oh, no. No, no.

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