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00:00["Pomp and Circumstance"]
00:30["Pomp and Circumstance"]
01:00["Pomp and Circumstance"]
01:18It's only cornflakes.
01:20If you're looking for buried treasure, you'd be very disappointed.
01:24She's not very hungry.
01:26Are you tired?
01:27Yeah, I'm whacked.
01:29That's after an early night.
01:30Well, there's early nights and early nights.
01:33Oh, no.
01:35Sorry, that is the last thing on my mind, the way I feel.
01:38Well, it's a good job you're knocking off early tonight, then.
01:40I mean, you still are, aren't you?
01:41Yes, I definitely am.
01:43Right, I'm gonna get a shower, see if that might revive me.
01:46I won't do any harm, love.
01:50I hope she's feeling better for tonight.
01:52This birthday of hers, it's cursed.
01:54I'm gonna let dinner for two be just the pick-up that she needs.
01:57Be a nice surprise for her.
01:59Better than the other one she's had lately.
02:01I mean, if nothing else, it'll show her that I'm, you know,
02:04back in the room or whatever.
02:05Hey, you were never out of the room.
02:07Finding out about Dorham would've knocked anyone for six.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Yeah, I miss him.
02:14But I need to concentrate on the family that I've got,
02:16not the family that I've lost.
02:18You've lost nothing, hun.
02:20Just give Alina a bit of time,
02:22and she'll come to realise that Dorham's far better off
02:25with a doting father in his life than not.
02:27You'll see.
02:33What's that all saying?
02:35You can't make an omelette without brick and an entrant.
02:39You're in early.
02:40Yeah, too early, obviously.
02:42How did you get in here?
02:44I...
02:45I used the spare key.
02:47Stole the spare key, you mean?
02:50I'm sorry.
02:52I was just hoping to be gone before you got back in.
02:54Yeah, obviously.
02:57Look, this is a restaurant.
02:59It's not a flop house.
03:01I couldn't go home.
03:02Ah, right.
03:03So it was your brothers that gave you that black eye?
03:06Yes.
03:07Look, Stu, I'm so sorry.
03:09I promise you this is never going to happen again, I swear.
03:11Mason, why didn't you tell us what was going on?
03:14Cos it's not your problem, is it?
03:16Look, I'll start washing off.
03:18Well, yeah, not the pan.
03:20You can make me an omelette.
03:22Didn't have any breakfast, didn't that, look?
03:24You know, not decent.
03:26OK.
03:29You all right?
03:30No, better than you by the looks of things.
03:33It's all self-inflicted.
03:35Do you want me to make you a black coffee?
03:37No, no, thanks, I'm not stopping.
03:39I just hopped by to see how the plans for the rave were coming along.
03:44Yeah, yeah, we're getting there.
03:46Early days, but it should be fun.
03:49Was it the say of fitting tribute?
03:52Well, in talking of tributes,
03:54I'm off to finalise the floral arrangements with Mary later, around 12.30.
03:59Just wondered if you fancied to come along?
04:02Well, that's very kind.
04:04I thought that little this might be a little easier for us to agree on
04:09than spiritual matters.
04:11Well, I can't make any promises,
04:13cos I'm very particular when it comes to flowers, but...
04:16Yeah, I'll be there.
04:17Right, great.
04:18See you later. See you, Dad.
04:20Yeah.
04:26Lily's.
04:27Come on.
04:29You're doing really well.
04:31Yeah, only cos I know how Paul would hate to see us rowing.
04:34My boy lived his life in colour,
04:36and he's laying him to rest in black and white.
04:38There's more reasons to make the rave as colourful as we can, right?
04:41There's something you can control.
04:43Yeah. Yeah.
04:44Yeah.
04:45Yeah.
04:46And if there is a heaven,
04:48they'll be swapping the hearts for whistles that day,
04:51and our Paul will be front and centre.
04:57Maybe there's something I could still do
05:00to make you and everyone else happy.
05:05I'm so sorry.
05:07Bye.
05:10And you picked that up this morning?
05:12Yeah.
05:13As soon as I turn my phone on.
05:16It's more than I was able to do.
05:18My work won't bust and I need to get this one up and running.
05:22Well, so long as I don't disturb you, dear sweetie.
05:27What do you think the message means?
05:30Oh, it's typical him, isn't it?
05:32Trying to manipulate people.
05:34It could have been a more permanent farewell.
05:37What, suicide?
05:39No.
05:41No, there's no way.
05:44He's playing us.
05:46I've got a lead on Dearing.
05:49What?
05:50We triangulated his phone signal
05:52to the location where he turned it on last night.
05:54Already?
05:55Yeah, well, we don't want to go round,
05:57but he could be long gone.
05:58Sounds like a pretty remote spot.
06:00Can't see him sticking around.
06:02Yeah, even so, we should take a drive out there,
06:05see what we can find,
06:06especially in light of what I've just heard.
06:08Oh, yeah?
06:09Yeah, he left Dee Dee a voice message.
06:11Sounded an awful lot like he was saying goodbye.
06:18Yeah.
06:19Yeah, she knows about the stoma.
06:24It'll take her a long time to adjust.
06:27Be hard for anyone waking up to that news.
06:29Never mind the girl her age.
06:31No, no, it's heartbreaking.
06:34She is stronger.
06:35I'll tell you what, she's stronger than me.
06:37Burst out sobbing down the phone earlier to the bank.
06:41Two down for the loan.
06:43Computer didn't so much say no as burst out laughing,
06:46so I'm just waiting to hear back on a few loan copies now.
06:50Just be careful with all that.
06:51You don't want to get it over your head, OK?
06:53Look, is there anything I can do?
06:54Erm...
06:56Actually, yes, there is.
06:58So...
06:59I tried to call David.
07:01He's not picking up,
07:02but I've had a couple of voicemail messages,
07:04but my network won't let me access them while I'm out here.
07:07I was wondering,
07:08would you mind having a little listen to them for me,
07:10you know, in case it's loan people.
07:11I can give you the number to call on my pen.
07:15Right, fire away.
07:18OK.
07:19And the pen?
07:22My birthday.
07:23And there was me thinking you don't care.
07:27OK, I will do.
07:28I've got a meeting now, but I'll do it straight afterwards, OK?
07:32Take care of yourself.
07:34And send my love to Bethany.
07:35Bye-bye.
07:37BEEP
07:38You OK?
07:39Yeah, yeah, I'm just...
07:41I'm shattered.
07:42Oh, no, that's a shame.
07:43Aren't you afternoon off?
07:44Oh, no, no, no.
07:45Don't be sorry, no, I'm grateful.
07:47I'm just going to go home.
07:48I'm going to get my head down.
07:49Right, I will see you tomorrow.
07:52Ooh, actually...
07:53Ooh, sit down.
07:54Sit down, sit down.
07:55No, no, I'm all right.
07:56I'm just...
07:57I'm a bit light-headed.
07:59Babe, just chill out.
08:00That's more than light-headedness, that.
08:02We should call a doctor.
08:03No.
08:04What?
08:05Get an appointment for three weeks' time?
08:06They are seeing you now.
08:08Now?
08:09Oh, jeez.
08:10Thank you, Roy.
08:11Have you reached any conclusions?
08:13We're getting there.
08:15I mean, I'm a traditionalist, really.
08:17I don't think you can improve on the simple power of the white lily.
08:21I think they symbolise restored innocence
08:25and purity of the soul.
08:28Yeah, well, people don't need symbols
08:30to tell them what to think or feel, Bill.
08:32Oh, no, I know.
08:33I just don't want people thinking
08:35that the floral tributes are inappropriate.
08:38They're orange flowers.
08:39They've got their place.
08:40I'm just not sure that that's a funeral.
08:44Is there not room for a compromise here?
08:46Lilies to decorate the church
08:49and then spray brightly coloured flowers for the casket.
08:52Oh, yeah, that might work.
08:54Yeah.
08:55Yeah, maybe spelling out Apollo.
08:57I hope the A doesn't drop off
08:59and people start thinking of chicken.
09:02Sorry.
09:03I'm glad I caught you two together, actually.
09:06I wanted to talk about Paul's ashes.
09:08Whether you had any plans?
09:11No, not yet.
09:12We've not got that far.
09:14When you make a decision, let us know.
09:16Obviously, we need to know where to deliver them.
09:20He's not an innocent parcel.
09:22Sorry.
09:23No, no, it's all right.
09:25I'll pick them up and then we'll go from there.
09:32Nice spot for a picnic.
09:35You don't strike me as the picnic type.
09:38Can't be a picnic.
09:40Tartan blanket, sausage rolls, cherry tomatoes,
09:44hambuttis, flask of tea,
09:47all in a nice little wicker hamper.
09:49I think you've been reading too much Eeny Blind Eeny.
09:53Over there.
09:55Over there.
10:08It's quite a drop.
10:10Isn't it just?
10:13That's definitely his car.
10:20It looks empty.
10:25Well, I say empty.
10:43I'll do the question.
10:44But he's got nowhere else to go.
10:46Then call social services.
10:48Oh, yeah, like they'll sort something for tonight.
10:51Look, yes, there's a good lad in there, I know it,
10:53but no one will give him the benefit of the doubt.
10:56I'm sorry about that.
10:59I really am.
11:00But leaving aside what Gary and Maria and Sean have to say,
11:06I nearly lost my granddaughter to a knife attack.
11:10I cannot bring that boy into my house.
11:14And I'm disappointed that you would even ask me to.
11:18And when I played it, it was from Joel.
11:21Saying goodbye.
11:22What kind of goodbye?
11:24Well, that's a $64,000 question, isn't it?
11:28And I think we might have our answer.
11:31Have you found something?
11:33His car was still at the spot where he made his last call to you.
11:37We also found a note on the dashboard.
11:40Right.
11:41Is this going where I think it's going?
11:43It was a suicide note.
11:45I'm really sorry to tell you this, Dee Dee,
11:47but we think he might have taken his own life.
11:50But you didn't find the body?
11:53Not yet, no, but the note was pretty unequivocal.
11:56Well, I'm sorry it's ended like this.
12:00Well, that's very generous of you, Roy.
12:02No, no, it's not generosity.
12:04Some might be generous, some might not.
12:07Sorry, Roy.
12:08No, no, it's not generosity.
12:11Some might get a visceral satisfaction from an offender
12:14meeting their end by whatever means.
12:16I don't.
12:18I wanted Joel to face up to what he'd done
12:22and to wake up to where it had led him.
12:26Every morning of his natural life.
12:29He's escaped that.
12:31No.
12:32No, I don't think so. I'm not buying any of this.
12:34The note was pretty clear.
12:36It was.
12:37Because he's playing you like he plays everyone.
12:40Hold on, he was pretty deranged yesterday.
12:43I mean, it seemed out of his mind.
12:45All part of his performance.
12:47I mean, come on, there is no way that egomaniac
12:50would take his own life.
12:52He thinks he's superior to all of us
12:54and he would always find a way to back himself.
12:56Look, there's no reason not to take that note at face value.
12:59He was desperate and he did something stupid
13:02on the spur of the moment. These things aren't rational.
13:04OK, but Joel is.
13:06I mean, he's rational to a fault.
13:08So until I see him nestled in a body bag, I won't believe it.
13:12And even then, I might check for a pulse.
13:14Well, that's a matter for you.
13:16But we're going to be looking for his body
13:18and we expect to find it.
13:23Thanks for letting us know, Detective.
13:36Hey, Lisa, hold up.
13:38Yeah?
13:40Feel free to tell me to butt out, but are you OK?
13:43You're the only one who ever asked me that.
13:46I'm sorry to hear that.
13:47No, it's fine. It's called being a copper.
13:49All right, so are you OK, Officer?
13:53It's difficult.
13:55You know, Betsy's involvement changed everything.
13:57Made it all very personal.
13:59So much more than just another collar.
14:02Well, I mean, you must be glad he's dead, right?
14:04Because I know it sounds strange, but I am.
14:06It's the royal weather feels a one-off.
14:09Yeah, I just wish I'd realised that sooner
14:11instead of persecuting him.
14:13You know, Joel Dearing ran rings around me time and time again.
14:17I so wish I was there at the end,
14:19looking him straight in the eye before he...
14:22Do you know what? You really don't want to hear all this.
14:25Don't jump to conclusions.
14:27Isn't that what they taught you at police college?
14:30Clearly I wasn't paying much attention that day, was I?
14:33Thanks, though.
14:35OK.
14:47If I had free reign, it'd be wildflowers and a wicker coffin.
14:51I don't think that Billy was ever going to be OK with that.
14:54Yeah, well, he would have if he'd have really known Paul.
14:57He wouldn't want to go out listening to some dreary hymns.
15:00No, he'd want real music.
15:02Outside, in a woodland, maybe.
15:05Close to nature, with the sun on him.
15:08He did love the sun.
15:10Yeah, but, honey, we've got the rave, you know, the party,
15:13and that's what we need to focus on.
15:15Yeah, and what have I got when that's over?
15:17Memories.
15:19Yeah, but they fade.
15:21Whether you want them to or not.
15:23They'll slip out of focus, become a notion.
15:26I mean, yeah, yeah, he's still going to be in here.
15:29But I want something real.
15:33So has Billy said that he wants to keep the ashes?
15:36He sounded quite possessive in the calf, but I just let it slide.
15:41He knows he's going to have to split them.
15:44I mean, not even he's that unreasonable.
15:46OK, Bernie.
15:48What is it that you want?
15:50I know some people think it's not the person, it's just dust,
15:54but...
15:56..they're the dust that the universe's made of.
15:59That life's made of.
16:02So I want to bury Paul's ashes in the root of a tree.
16:07So he can live again.
16:09Feel the sun on him.
16:13That's a lovely notion.
16:15Yeah.
16:17Yeah, I think so.
16:20So, having taken your existing levels of debt into account,
16:23I don't feel able to proceed with your loan application.
16:26I'm sorry. Bye.
16:28False new message.
16:30Received Thursday at 14.37.
16:33Hiya, darling. It's me, Damon.
16:35I just heard about...
16:42Roy did say he was in a state yesterday, but...
16:45..I just can't believe he'd do that.
16:48You know, he always had so much self-control.
16:53This was the last thing he could control.
16:55You know, he wasn't going to give us the satisfaction of catching him
16:58and bringing him to trial.
17:00He wanted the final say.
17:03Yeah, I know. He always did.
17:07By the way, I got your voicemail that you left yesterday.
17:11You said you knew where Joe was.
17:13No, I didn't. It was just...
17:15I heard somewhere in the back garden that Max is.
17:19I was convinced it was him, but it wasn't.
17:22I don't know, I just... I got scared.
17:28You don't have to be scared any more.
17:34I'm quite surprised that you had your phone switched off.
17:37You know, with Joby on the loose.
17:40I was probably on another call.
17:42I didn't see the message until this morning.
17:46When you find...
17:48..whatever you find...
17:51..you'll let us know, yeah?
17:53Yeah, of course.
17:55But trust me.
17:57From now on, I think the only sleepless nights that you might have
18:01will be from little Frankie.
18:04Nobody else.
18:07You look after yourself, all right?
18:10Yeah, you and all.
18:21SHE SIGHS
18:25Don't even think about it.
18:27What? You know what?
18:29Oh, you're no fun, you. It's a romantic evening.
18:32There's nothing romantic about that.
18:34Are you scared I'm setting Fiz up for a disappointment?
18:37Assuming she ever comes home.
18:39Shouldn't she be back by now?
18:41Yes, ages ago. I told you, this birthday's cursed.
18:44Well, give her a pen.
18:46And say what? You're late to your own surprise party.
18:49It'll be closer to her next birthday if she doesn't get home soon.
18:52Just ask her where she is.
18:54You're her husband, it is her heart.
18:56Yeah, I suppose so.
18:59I said no!
19:01Oh, come on, it's for my own amusement.
19:03Let's face it, it's the nearest I've been in a long time.
19:06Oh, what? That's too much, infant.
19:10Great. Answer phone.
19:12Wait, where is she?
19:14It's only been in the last couple of weeks.
19:18So we're looking at nausea, fatigue, lightheadedness?
19:22Yeah.
19:24And are there any particular triggers you're aware of?
19:27No, not really.
19:29I suppose I've been under a bit of pressure lately at home, so...
19:33Could be that.
19:34Well, stress can be at the bottom of a variety of symptoms,
19:37including the ones you've described, but, um...
19:41Do you have a very active sex life?
19:44Well, only as much as any other couple that's been together
19:48as long as we have.
19:50Put it this way.
19:52Most nights I get to drink me Horlicks in peace.
19:55And when was your last period?
19:58Period?
19:59Oh, no, Dr Gadas, you are barking up the wrong tree there.
20:03It was only, like...
20:06Well...
20:15HE WHISPERS
20:33Hey, Dee, did you hear about the...?
20:35Yeah.
20:37Yeah, Swain told me I've come out to get his car.
20:40What, you're there? Why?
20:42Sometimes you just have to see something to believe it, but...
20:45Look, Lauren, the reason I called is I just had a quick question.
20:48Right, OK.
20:50Do you remember the other day you, um...
20:52You said the tracker on Joe's phone had taken him to, like, a woodland area?
20:55He told me the name, but I just wanted to check it.
20:59Yeah, it was...
21:01It was Clough Summit, I think.
21:03OK, that's right.
21:05OK, and you said he wasn't on the road, but actually in the woods itself.
21:09Well, yeah, that's what it...
21:11That's what it looked like on the screen, but I don't know how accurate it is.
21:14OK.
21:16OK, can you go into the location history and send me a screenshot?
21:20Yeah, all right. But why do you need to...?
21:23I just... I just need to check something.
21:27Just to put my mind at rest, but it's nothing for you to worry about, if that means...
21:30OK, I'll send it over now.
21:33Take your time.
21:39Sent.
21:41Got it.
21:43Thanks, Lauren.
21:45I'll speak to you later.
21:47See you later.
22:01SHE PANTS
22:10MUSIC STOPS
22:16MUSIC RESUMES
22:25BIRDS CHIRP
22:33DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
22:40SHE PANTS
22:42Dear Swain...
22:44Lisa, it's Dee Dee.
22:46Hi. I'm in the woods next to where Joel's car was found
22:49and you need to get yourself down here.
22:51Right. Cos I'm pretty sure you guys missed something.
22:54Right, OK, I'm on my way.
22:59What are you still doing here? Thought you were going home after the doctors.
23:02Yeah, yeah, I was, I am.
23:04Is everything OK?
23:06Yeah, fine, honestly.
23:08Just forgot my tupperware.
23:10All right, well, you'd better be careful. Keep an eye on that.
23:13I saw and figured out who nicked my rainbow bright lunchbox.
23:16That was vintage. Vintage.
23:18See you, Fez. See you later, Izzy.
23:28SHE SIGHS
23:32SHE SIGHS
23:37You have reached a voicemail of 0770 090 0162.
23:43Please enter pin...
23:48You have no new messages.
23:51And one saved message.
23:53Saved. Messages.
23:55Hiya, darling. It's me, Damon.
23:58I just heard about Bethany. I'm sorry.
24:01I want to help. There's some money in a lock-up.
24:03Cash. It's in the storage unit it's on.
24:05Alanzia Road, unit 89B.
24:09The combination is 4872.
24:12Don't think about it. Just take it.
24:14And put it to good use, cos I'm telling you, it won't otherwise.
24:18Look after yourself, yeah?
24:20To listen to safe.
24:29Roy?
24:30Roy?
24:31Hiya, has Lisa been in? She said she was going to meet me here.
24:34No, no. Is everything all right?
24:36Yeah, I've just...
24:38I've just been to Coleclough Woods, near where Joel's car was found.
24:41Oh, yeah, I know it well. There's some alcathol spotted there.
24:45Bats.
24:47Right, well, I didn't see any of them,
24:49but I did find a padlock broken on a farm gate,
24:53and down the track behind it, a car hidden in the woods.
24:57A car?
24:58So what if it was there the whole time and they missed it?
25:01What if it was the car that Joel was planning to drive away in
25:04after he faked his suicide?
25:06Sorry, could you just say all that again?
25:09Oh, yeah.
25:10Have you run the plates? Is it Joel's car?
25:14It's fine, Roy knows.
25:16Of course he does.
25:19The car was registered to somebody else, not Joel.
25:22OK, but have you spoken to this somebody else?
25:24Yeah, we're trying to get hold of them now,
25:26and Socko's checking out the car.
25:28Right, OK, so maybe Joel borrowed the car from them.
25:31Or maybe he stole it, but either way,
25:33that proves that that suicide scene was faked.
25:36But why would it still be there?
25:38I don't know, maybe something happened, or...
25:41I don't know, Joel's clever, innit?
25:43Maybe he put it there as a diversion, or...
25:45Or maybe it's totally not connected and Joel killed himself.
25:49Dee Dee...
25:50What?
25:52Oh.
25:54Oh, is this the part where you tell me I'm not a detective?
25:58After everything I should let the professionals sort it out?
26:01Look, I get it. Believe me, I've been there.
26:04It's tempting to get all excited over some twisty conspiracy theory,
26:08but trust me, nine times out of ten, it's the most obvious answer.
26:12Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
26:15Exactly.
26:17Freud.
26:18Although, ironically, in this instance, that is disputed.
26:22Well, whoever said it got it right.
26:25You know, I've been doing this a while,
26:27and the vast majority of the times, if it looks like a cigar...
26:30Lauren's disappearance aside, yeah?
26:32Well, obviously, yes.
26:34But you did miss the hidden car at the crime scene.
26:38Well, hang on, we don't know if it was parked there afterwards.
26:41Yeah, yes, it could have been.
26:44But is that the most obvious answer?
26:47Or is the most obvious answer
26:50that the scenes of crime's officers didn't find the car
26:54because they weren't looking for it?
27:00Look, the tracker on Joel's phone
27:03shows that he's been at that location before.
27:05OK, that exact location.
27:07So if he wasn't there hiding the car, I mean, what was he doing?
27:10That works in...
27:13Are you ever listening to me, Lisa?
27:15You'll have to excuse me.
27:17Why, what is it? Is it to do with Joel?
27:19Lisa? Lisa!
27:21Oh!
27:23I hate it when she does that.
27:27Right, that was my mate from the shelter in Clayton.
27:31He reckons they're full, but he's going to check anyway.
27:34I mean, surely your own social worker will find you something for tonight?
27:39Yeah, but it just means that she'd have to ask my brothers first,
27:43you know, ask why I can't stay there.
27:45Right, yeah, no, you don't want to wind them up.
27:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:49Honestly, don't stress, she'll be fine.
27:51Must be Matty.
27:53Hiya, mate.
27:57Right, nothing doing, eh?
27:59Yeah, yeah, no problem.
28:01Right.
28:03Well, obviously, if you hear of anything, get the letters done.
28:07OK, mate, thanks. Cheers.
28:10DOOR OPENS
28:12So, definite forcible entry, then?
28:15Certainly looks like it.
28:17Any news on the owner of that car yet?
28:19Nope.
28:21Still waiting for the report from the scene.
28:24Still, if they missed a medium-sized hatchback from the first one,
28:28it doesn't bode well for the sockhole lot, does it?
28:31Doesn't look like much has been taken.
28:33No.
28:35Is it me, or is it weirdly tidy in here?
28:37That's me, that's a red flag.
28:39What? Are you tidy?
28:41Well, it's abomination against nature not to have any clutter in your house.
28:44Never trust a minimalist, that's what I say.
28:47Do you know what's bothering me?
28:49Don't want to know.
28:51Well, the suicide note.
28:53Written on, what was it?
28:55A single sheet of notepaper torn from a 20x13 notebook.
28:59Right.
29:01Well, if we're going off the theory that Joel decided to jump off the bridge with Spur of the Moment...
29:05One of the theories, yeah.
29:07Then why wasn't the notebook found in the car?
29:10If it was scribbled on the back of a parking ticket or a receipt, that makes sense.
29:15But no-one goes around with one uncrumpled piece of notepaper in the car with them.
29:20Well, maybe he had the pad on him.
29:22Nah, it's pretty much A5 size.
29:24Need big pockets.
29:26So he brought the note from home.
29:28So it was planned.
29:30It wasn't the Spur of the Moment.
29:32Better warn he's got a 20x13 notebook in here somewhere.
29:35Right.
29:44Think you've found it.
30:02That's it.
30:04So it wasn't a Spur of the Moment decision.
30:07He wrote the suicide note and brought it with him.
30:11Whatever happened, it was planned in advance.
30:17So you're happy to make everyone hate you because I made you some half-decent eggs?
30:20Well, it wasn't just the eggs, was it?
30:23Oh, cheers, man.
30:29Right.
30:30One night.
30:34All right, moneybags?
30:36You what?
30:38I just saw your donation on that crowdfunding page for our Bethany. 500 quid.
30:43I thought I did that anonymously.
30:45Oh, yeah, that'll chestnut.
30:47It's like leaving a price tag on an expensive Christmas present, isn't it?
30:51So what is it? Guilty conscience or you trying to get back with me sister?
30:54She phoned me and told me Bethany was in trouble. I'm just trying to help.
30:57No, you've done me a favour, actually.
30:59She's been pecking my head, trying to get me to drum up support, so...
31:02No, I appreciate that. Cheers.
31:04Glad to be of help.
31:06Hey, she mentioned you hadn't listened to those voicemails, like she asked.
31:10Oh, yeah, she did.
31:12It's fine. She gave me the pen. I listened. Nothing urgent.
31:16You're always my favourite ex, you know that, Adam?
31:19Way better than Windass.
31:21Yeah, yeah.
31:24Hey, what are you doing here?
31:26Got something to do with the doctors. You OK?
31:29Yeah, I'm... I'm fine.
31:32I mean, look, you can tell me to keep my neb out, but, er...
31:37If you want to...
31:41I'm pregnant.
31:44Oh.
31:53MUSIC PLAYS
32:00Are you sure? Mm-hm.
32:03Did two. Both positive.
32:06Ah. So, skipping over the next obvious question.
32:10It's ties.
32:12I kind of took that for granted. I meant, were you expecting it?
32:15Oh, right, yeah. Erm, no. No, we weren't.
32:19Oh, Bea's just found out about Alina's baby.
32:23And now this.
32:25Oh, that makes things complicated.
32:27The last thing on our minds is another kid.
32:30Oh, I don't even get how this could have happened.
32:35I think... Oh, you've just got to talk with time.
32:38I know, I know. I just...
32:43What if he wants to keep it?
32:45He's been heartbroken, you know, losing Dorian.
32:50You definitely don't want it, then.
32:52I... I don't know.
33:03Ta-da! Oh! Hey.
33:06We thought we'd try again on the old birthday front.
33:08I'm not surprised the candles haven't burned down.
33:10He's been waiting that long. Oh, sorry, yeah.
33:12I just... I got held up at work.
33:14Hey, don't you worry. There is no rush.
33:17Full disclosure, it's just a fresh gold meal deal,
33:20so it can be ready any time.
33:22So I could maybe run you a bath first, or...
33:26Yeah, get him. I'm going to take the kids to the picture
33:29so you two can have the house to yourselves.
33:31Oh, no, you don't have to do that.
33:33No, no, enjoy yourself. You deserve it.
33:35Right, we'll call you on the way back.
33:37Thanks, Mum. Thanks, Cassie.
33:40So, what do you want first, a glass or a bath?
33:43Or maybe a bath and a glass of fizz?
33:45Fizz.
33:46I'm pregnant.
33:52Right, come on.
33:54A league of their own.
33:56Turns out Madonna can play baseball.
34:01You know, you don't have to sit with me
34:03just cos it's the funeral tomorrow.
34:05I'm not. I want to watch the baseball movie.
34:08You're not as good a liar as you think you are, you know.
34:12How are you feeling about it?
34:14The funeral, not the baseball.
34:17Dreading it, obviously,
34:19but I've been around them enough to know that they can help.
34:25Yeah.
34:27Everything all right with you and Bernie?
34:30Yeah.
34:32Yeah, I think we've decided to split the ashes 50-50.
34:36Yeah.
34:37Yeah, I think we've decided to split the ashes 50-50
34:41to save, you know, creative differences.
34:48Right.
34:50You know that thing where you want to say something mad
34:53and you worry the other person will disregard it
34:55before you've even finished the sentence or...
34:59..or even consider it?
35:00I don't know.
35:03Well...
35:05..I want to send Paul's ashes into space.
35:09Well, I've found a company that does it
35:12and you put his ashes in something called a scatter vessel,
35:18which is attached to a hydrogen balloon.
35:21So, yeah, he floats up into space, right,
35:24and then when he gets above, like, what is it, 100,000 feet,
35:29they tip him out.
35:31But in a gentle cascade.
35:35So he wafts down, but as a space cloud
35:39or mixed with raindrops or a snowflake,
35:43so then every time it rains, we'll be like,
35:45HE GASPS
35:47That's our Apollo.
35:53It's a dreadful idea, isn't it?
35:55No, honey, I just thought he was going to be like a tree.
35:58Well, you know, not a tree, but his ashes were, like, in the...
36:01Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be really great too,
36:03but it's all just a bit earthbound.
36:06And I know Paul wasn't keen on his real name.
36:08I mean, none of my lot use their astrological names,
36:11but they're all my star children, see?
36:14And Paul, well, he's my star child.
36:18He's...
36:20..he's Apollo.
36:24So do it.
36:26Really?
36:27Yeah, totally, minute.
36:28If that is what you want, then do it.
36:31Right, they even film it.
36:33And they recover the bloom after,
36:35so there's no litter RL.
36:37Honey, just do it!
36:39But it's quite a lot more expensive than the tree.
36:42Yeah, but, you know, we can make this work.
36:45You know, I can make this work.
36:47Yeah? Yeah, darling, I love it!
36:49You know, and he would love it.
36:51You know, he's brilliant, he's mad mad, but brilliant.
36:54Just like the both of you.
36:57Sorry about the mess.
36:59Please don't apologise.
37:01I'm sorry for calling unannounced,
37:04but I was concerned that in our little chat earlier,
37:08that we were treating Joe's disappearance as, well,
37:14an abstract case or a mystery to be solved,
37:18whereas, of course, no matter what you feel about him,
37:22you will be experiencing a form of grief.
37:28So you bought me a quiche?
37:30Yeah, it'silton and broccoli.
37:32Yeah, food preparation can be laborious in times of stress, so...
37:38Well, thank you. It looks really yummy.
37:41But, honestly, Roy, I'm fine.
37:44I'm fine. I just...
37:46I just know there's something the police are not seeing with this.
37:50It's cos I know Joel.
37:52I know how his brain works, and this is what he does.
37:55You know, he lies.
37:57Lies, and he playacts.
38:00And he pretends he's a nice guy,
38:02but he's the victim, and the whole time he's just...
38:05You know, he's ruining lives, and I just...
38:09Sorry, Roy. Obviously you know that better than anyone.
38:12Please do not apologise.
38:16I just wish to express my support
38:19and if there is anything I can do...
38:26To be honest, right now, I probably just need a large glass of Rioja.
38:30Well, perhaps we continue this conversation in the Rovers.
38:35I could buy you a Rioja.
38:37Oh, Roy, what's the matter?
38:39No, I... I insist.
38:43OK.
38:46Do you even go to the pub?
38:49Yeah, I sometimes go to the pub, yes.
39:08Hey.
39:09Hey.
39:10You OK?
39:12Yeah. Yeah, I'm tired.
39:14I can't sleep.
39:16How's Bethany?
39:17It's just the same.
39:19I'm sorry.
39:21I was just ringing to say thank you so much for your donation.
39:24It was very, very generous of you.
39:28We need everything we can get, cos...
39:30The bills are just going up and up and up.
39:35Listen, everything's going to be OK.
39:37A lot of people back here want to help. We're going to get home.
39:41Sorry, I didn't ring to just cry at you.
39:45It's fine.
39:47Did you get a chance to listen to the voicemail?
39:51Yeah. Yeah, it's a no on that loan, I'm afraid.
39:55Look, try not to worry. Everything's going to be fine.
39:58Like I said, a lot of people back here want to help.
40:01Yeah.
40:03Thanks, Adam.
40:05We'll speak soon.
40:10So, hear me out.
40:11So, hear me out.
40:16Could it work?
40:18All of that, all over again?
40:21Sleepless nights.
40:22Yeah, and money, Ty.
40:24I know.
40:25But we've done it before, we could do it again.
40:28What if it's a girl?
40:30You already live in a house of five women.
40:32Could you really cope being outnumbered six to one?
40:35Wow, never even thought about that.
40:37Couldn't work, could it?
40:40Coming in, big self-decent!
40:42Help!
40:43You are so gross!
40:44Sorry, I did text.
40:46Candles? Posh.
40:48Something smells nice. Any left?
40:50Yes.
40:51I kept them away as long as I could.
40:53It's fine.
40:54Go on, there's some more on the side.
40:56Mint.
40:58And I thought I drank quick.
41:02Yeah, sorry, it's been quite a day.
41:05Yeah, certainly has.
41:07And, you know, sharing a pub with my colleague
41:11and the man I've wrongly arrested
41:14having a drink with a solicitor
41:16who's angry at me for not working hard enough.
41:18Turns out, I'm not the only one.
41:20I'm not the only one.
41:21I'm not the only one.
41:22I'm not the only one.
41:23I'm not the only one.
41:24He's angry at me for not working hard enough.
41:26Turns out, I'm not all that relaxing.
41:29Do you want to go somewhere else?
41:31No, it's all right.
41:33Maybe just pour me another one of those.
41:38What about this car?
41:39I still can't believe that Dee Dee got Roy to come to the pub.
41:42I mean, he never does when I ask.
41:45Oh, there you go, one down.
41:48Yeah, it's a lot easier when I can keep a distance from the job.
41:55How's Betsy?
41:58Betsy is an immature teenager,
42:02grieving her mum and taking it out on me.
42:06Cautious.
42:07Yeah.
42:08But I bet you didn't need grief, did you, to be a nightmare to your mum?
42:11Well, at least my mum was there every morning when I went to school.
42:14Oh, no, no, no, we're not doing working mum skill.
42:18Not on my watch, not tonight.
42:20Besides, your mum might have been there,
42:23but I bet you're a million things that your mum wasn't, you know?
42:29And you've shown Betsy she can be a million things that you can do.
42:33And you've done, being a single mum of a gobby teenager.
42:38I'm going to tell her you called her gobby.
42:40I'll tell her to her face.
42:42Oh.
42:43Oh, you're not leaving already, are you?
42:45Is she around, Roy?
42:47Well, I'd be very happy to furnish you with drinks.
42:52She's winding you up, Roy.
42:54I think I'm getting better,
42:56but I still tend to misinterpret your particular form of sarcasm, Carla.
43:01It's a way of telling.
43:02Ah.
43:03Feel like this case, eh, dear Swin?
43:06Catches you out, no obvious answer.
43:14Do you want to have a zip rack here, Chris? Do you want any?
43:17Yeah.
43:22Yes, love?
43:23Er, I'll have two packets of salt and vinegar
43:25and another bottle of the Malbec, please.
43:27Sean?
43:28Coming up.
43:31We've tracked down Mr Jackson.
43:33Apparently he sold the car to a man matching Joel Deary's description.
43:37Joel Deary's DNA confirmed in the car and on a laptop under the seat.
43:42So Joel did park the car there?
43:45So what?
43:47That means he didn't kill himself.
43:49It was a set-up.
43:52Means it's like she said.
43:54There's no obvious answer.
43:58There is no flipping cigar.