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01:30Do you want to come?
01:43How are you?
01:44Good, how are you?
01:45This is coach Ghalib.
01:47I am a life coach.
01:50Please, take a seat.
01:52Wait a minute, monk.
01:52Please, take a seat.
01:54I do not like your face,
01:56are you listening on the television?
01:57Well, this is a first point for you.
01:59Open Sesame?
02:01Yes, how?
02:02Did you see the kids dancing next to Maysoon and Nuaman?
02:05I was one of them.
02:06Open Sesame, we are your doors, the kids.
02:10I say, why are you so quiet?
02:12Where did you hear about me?
02:14By the way, I'm not a coach from the 80s.
02:16Why?
02:17I don't like them.
02:18I mean, they're not from the good generation,
02:20nor are they from the whole generation.
02:23Then you see that you're ugly, dirty,
02:25your hair in life is messy.
02:27Allow me to disagree with you totally.
02:29I disagree with you.
02:30This generation of the 80s, Sidi,
02:32is the generation that caused all the changes
02:34in the whole universe.
02:35That's why I'm telling you something.
02:37They didn't buy a painting.
02:40They went out to the streets and disappeared.
02:42Before we start,
02:46I googled
02:49and saw that there was a life coach.
02:52I don't know what's going on, honestly.
02:53I asked you and you brought me here.
02:54What's going on?
02:56Sidi, our job is to teach you about life.
02:59This is life coaching.
03:01You want me to teach you about life?
03:02Yes.
03:03I'm from Sudan.
03:05I want someone to teach me about life.
03:07You're a life coach.
03:08I want you to teach me about life.
03:09Sorry, but how do you want me to teach you about life?
03:13I want you to understand what's going on around me,
03:15how to deal with it,
03:17how to comfort me, how to make me happy.
03:19That's what I want.
03:21There's a misunderstanding here, Sidi.
03:23Life coaching is when we teach you about yourself.
03:26We see your problems and solve them.
03:29Solve my problems?
03:30Yes.
03:31I'm a psychiatrist.
03:33But I'm not like you.
03:34I'm a life coach.
03:35I don't know what to call myself.
03:37You can call me whatever you want.
03:39I saw that people are embarrassed to go to psychiatric clinics,
03:43so I decided to send them a delivery at home.
03:45I disagree with you again.
03:47I disagree with you completely.
03:49What does a psychiatrist do?
03:51He solves the things that are inside you.
03:53The things that are inside you.
03:55He solves them.
03:56For us, it's the outside.
03:58The circumstances that you have.
04:00Any obstacles that you have.
04:01We make you overcome them.
04:03Believe me, Adel.
04:04From the day I saw your look,
04:07I knew that you're crazy.
04:08You don't have a soul.
04:09You don't solve your problems.
04:10If you solved your problems,
04:11you wouldn't have come to work for me.
04:13Let's give it a shot.
04:15Let's try.
04:16Let's try.
04:17I'll start, and you try with me.
04:19Why not?
04:20Okay.
04:22Let's start with me.
04:24I have a 6th degree certificate.
04:26What should I do?
04:27I don't have a certificate.
04:28What's a certificate?
04:29A certificate is a small detail.
04:34Do you know Edison?
04:35No, I don't.
04:37I swear to God,
04:38Edison doesn't have a certificate.
04:40Come on.
04:42He told me.
04:44Okay.
04:46There's another problem.
04:47Go ahead.
04:48I went to the stock market once,
04:51and I lost and caused a problem for the company.
04:54Bullshit.
04:55What about the money?
04:57God takes money and gives it to others.
04:59I want you to look at the mirror.
05:01Look at the mirror.
05:02Look at this rose.
05:03Look at this rose sitting on the chair.
05:05By God,
05:06the health you have
05:07can't be bought by money.
05:09Yes.
05:10Believe me, Adel.
05:11Your words are like my grandmother's words.
05:13There's no difference at all.
05:15Which university did your grandmother go to?
05:17Harvard or Yale?
05:18No.
05:19My grandmother's university,
05:20may God have mercy on her,
05:21was called Alvin.
05:22It's a good thing.
05:25And the difference between you and her
05:27is that you don't have what my grandmother has.
05:29It's the same thing.
05:30She's better than you.
05:32Here's the paper in your hand.
05:33Let me evaluate you
05:34so you can go to the manager
05:35who will train you.
05:37By God,
05:38sir,
05:39age is what I have.
05:41It's not an evaluation.
05:42I appreciate it.
05:44I studied in the U.S.
05:45and I came to Ohio.
05:46I told them I have a certificate from the U.S.
05:47but no one gave it to me.
05:48I'm looking for a job.
05:49I swear to God,
05:50no one is hiring me.
05:51By God,
05:52age is what I have.
05:53Look,
05:54you're the 2A.2 band.
05:56This is the band I like the most.
05:57So, if you could,
05:58if you could help me,
05:59by God,
06:00may God bless you.
06:01By God,
06:02by God,
06:03I know what's going on here.
06:04You're going to have to,
06:06Macron,
06:07start with the face.
06:15By God,
06:16age is what I have.
06:17It's not an evaluation.
06:18I appreciate it.
06:19You're the 2A.2 band.
06:20This is the band I like the most.
06:21By God,
06:22age is what I have.
06:23You're going to have to,
06:24By God,
06:25I know what's going on here.
06:26You're going to have to,
06:27by God,
06:28start with the face.
06:29You're going to have to,
06:30start with the face.
06:31I have to marry the sheikh
06:32of the Far East.
06:33For my sake,
06:34I will only kill him.
06:35I have to marry the sheikh
06:36of the Far East.
06:37Peace be with you, Hajjaj.
06:38Peace be with you.
06:39Stop,
06:40I brought these two here.
06:41You're good.
06:42especially Sheikh Dawood
06:44and let the Raiyan
06:46lead the tribe
06:48What?
06:49Yes
06:50The Sheikh turned to the Raiyan?
06:51The Raiyan, Hajjad?
06:52Yes, to the Raiyan
06:54The Raiyan, for the sake of a man
06:56who was angry
06:58when I sent him, he said
07:00this is a trap and an order
07:02And who do you think?
07:03Where is Muflih, Salma's brother?
07:05Muflih, Salma's brother?
07:06Yes
07:07Where are the Raiyan?
07:09Where are the Raiyan
07:10They took our Halal and made it a trap
07:12Hajjad!
07:13So I sent the tribe with the Raiyan
07:15to the Raiyan
07:16Yes
07:17A meeting with the Raiyan
07:19May God bless you, Salma's brother
07:21And you're bringing my sister
07:23to the Raiyan, Hajjad?
07:25O son of Halal, remember God
07:26and let's get out of the crowd
07:27that doesn't have a need
07:29No one knows you except your sister
07:31Sit down, I want to talk to you
07:33What do you want, Hajjad?
07:34I want to take the Sheikh
07:36from Sheikh Dawood
07:37and turn him upside down
07:39Are you with us or not?
07:42No, I'm with you
07:44I'll shoot him in the face, are you with me?
07:46Get used to the devil, Salma's brother
07:48And you're bringing my sister
07:50to the Raiyan
07:51Do you think I don't have a man?
07:52Do you think I don't have a man?
07:53O Muflih
07:54O Muflih, leave him
07:56If you kill a fox ten times
07:59he won't die
08:00He won't teach me
08:02Are you with us in the new tribe or not?
08:04Listen to me, Hajjad
08:06Speak
08:07You're Persian and yes, I'm with you
08:08Yes
08:09But I have a condition
08:10Tell me your condition
08:11My condition is to be the Sheikh of the tribe
08:13and take the Sheikh of Abai and Jadi
08:16from Sheikh Dawood's tribe
08:18and teach Sheikh Dawood
08:19that there are men who will tear it
08:22I'm with the Sheikh, O Muflih
08:25I'll give it to you during the day
08:27and at night I'll give it to the Sheikh
08:29You know me, I don't like the day
08:31and my skin doesn't want to be affected by the sun
08:34Are you with me, men?
08:36Are you with me, Hajjad?
08:37Are you with me, men?
08:43Hajjad, my son
08:44The chief is here
08:45and everyone is on their way
08:47Now they want to go to the Sheikh
08:48and teach him a lesson
08:50and they say
08:51that they want to turn against the Sheikh
08:53What should we do, Hajjad?
08:55What should we do?
08:56The voice
08:57I have the voice
08:59Yes
09:00Thank God
09:02Can I tell you something?
09:03Yes
09:04Listen, Salma
09:05Give me your daughter
09:06I don't know her
09:08I don't know you
09:09I don't know you
09:11In front of me
09:12What?
09:13In front of me
09:14I was doing a test
09:16I want to see
09:17who will take the Sheikh in the tribe
09:19and you turned out to be the chief
09:21In front of me
09:22In front of me
09:24God bless you
09:36Doctor
09:37Where are you, doctor?
09:39Please, doctor
09:41In the name of God
09:42Please follow us
09:43In the name of God
09:44Where are you going?
09:45Take this animal out
09:46Take him to the vet
09:47Take him out
09:48Doctor, I beg you
09:49This is a big issue
09:51Please, I beg you
09:52How can we take an animal in here?
09:54How?
09:55Brother, respect yourself
09:56Don't say animal
09:57What's wrong with you?
09:58What do you want?
09:59A dog?
10:00A dog?
10:01You don't want me to say animal?
10:02You just want me to say it?
10:03Doctor, please don't say dog
10:04Dog?
10:05This is not a dog
10:06What?
10:07Yes, this is not a dog
10:08This is our friend, Hatem
10:10We were watching a movie together
10:13When we finished the movie
10:14We said, Hatem, let's go out for dinner
10:16He said, leave me alone
10:18And we left him alone
10:19Another day, we found a dog
10:21Are you crazy?
10:23Doctor
10:24Please, doctor
10:25Bring Adam back to us
10:27Hatem, my love
10:28You brought a dog to say this is my brother
10:29And you brought Adam back
10:30You are so stupid
10:31Doctor
10:32If you don't believe us
10:33Ask him
10:34Yes
10:35Ask a dog?
10:36Yes
10:37Listen
10:38I just want to ask one question
10:40After you leave
10:41Please, have mercy on your mother
10:42Promise me you will leave, okay?
10:44Go ahead, doctor
10:46What's his name?
10:47Hatem
10:48Hatem
10:49You
10:52How did you become a dog?
10:53I was resting
10:54And I woke up
10:55And I found myself a dog
10:56Thank God
10:58You are a dog
10:59You are a dog
11:00Did you hear that?
11:02Do you believe me, doctor?
11:03Do you believe me now?
11:05Hatem, my love
11:06I want to tell you a lie
11:08Okay, okay
11:09One question
11:10One question
11:11I just want to ask one more question
11:15Hatem, what made you become a dog?
11:17What made me become a dog
11:19Is that I fooled you, dad
11:21No
11:25Today, I will make you a doctor
11:28After seven years of studying
11:30I fooled you
11:32What's your name, doctor?
11:33Aouni
11:34Aouni, I fooled you
11:42Let's go, let's go
11:43We have people outside
11:44Hurry, hurry
11:45Let's go
12:03Don't move your head
12:05Prove it
12:06Prove it, may God protect you
12:07Prove it, may God protect you
12:08Like this
12:10I can't believe it, man
12:11We've been talking for an hour
12:13And you're drawing instead of writing
12:15What's going on with you?
12:17Brother, you
12:18You
12:19What's wrong with you?
12:20I have a research
12:21I have an important research
12:23And I have to finish it today
12:25And what did this talk have to do with
12:27You talking?
12:29Brother, every time you talk
12:31I get involved in this
12:33And I lose my mind
12:35Brother, don't bother me
12:36Don't
12:37It's an important research
12:38Do you know this parrot?
12:40It's a strange thing, may God protect it
12:42And it lives a long life
12:43Can you imagine?
12:44It's the only one that eats
12:46With its feet
12:47It eats with its feet, may God protect it
12:49What's so strange about it?
12:51Aren't humans like that?
12:52They eat with their feet
12:54Yes, they eat with their feet
12:56But the football players
12:57How do they eat?
12:59Brother, what do I have to do with it?
13:01I'm a parrot
13:02Do you know that it's a strange animal?
13:04When it's born
13:06For two weeks
13:07It's blind
13:08It can't see anything
13:10Then it opens its eyes
13:12It opens its eyes
13:14What's so strange about it?
13:15Aren't humans like that?
13:17They're born blind
13:19And they stay blind forever
13:21It's like that
13:22It wants to stay blind forever
13:24Brother, you're making me lose my mind
13:26May God protect you
13:27It's an important research
13:29I'll tell you one thing
13:30It's strange about birds
13:32Do you know that it mimics sounds?
13:34It talks
13:35It mimics sounds
13:39It's beautiful
13:42What's so strange about it?
13:43Aren't humans like that?
13:45They're born blind
13:47And they stay blind forever
13:49It needs research
13:51Brother, what do you want exactly?
13:54You're making me lose my mind
13:56Let me finish my research
13:58May God protect you
13:59What do you know about it?
14:01You're a parrot and you don't know anything
14:03Of course
14:04Of course
14:05You and the parrot are the same
14:07Do you know why?
14:08Because you're not the one who said it
14:10You heard it from people
14:12And everyone repeats it
14:14Just like the parrot
14:15He said, you're a parrot and you don't know anything
14:18Thank you very much
14:20Don't be upset
14:21These are the people who say it
14:23These are the people who talk about it
14:24What will I benefit from it?
14:26If the parrot ate with his hands or legs
14:28Or ate with his wings
14:29What will I benefit from it?
14:31Brother, for God's sake
14:33For God's sake
14:34Do something that benefits the society
14:37What society?
14:39Our philosopher is ready
14:42What do you want me to write?
14:44What do you want him to prepare for us?
14:46I found it
14:47Write about two people discussing
14:50Is it possible for the parrot to be a research topic or not?
14:55Write, write, write
14:56Write, write, write
14:57Write, write, write
14:58Write, write, write
14:59Write
15:08Peace be upon you
15:11He's upset
15:12I know you're upset with me
15:13May God protect you
15:16You're here
15:17I didn't notice you
15:18I didn't notice you
15:19I was talking to the bird
15:20Then you tell me
15:22What do you want to do?
15:23I don't know what you're doing
15:24You embarrass me sometimes
15:26Your work makes you angry
15:27You don't understand anything
15:29Thank you very much
15:30Why do you treat me like this?
15:32Why do you treat me like this?
15:33Why do you think I'm a transparent person?
15:35You always try to make me look stupid
15:39The problem is
15:40I don't know what to tell you
15:42Tell me
15:43What do you want to do?
15:45Tell me
15:46Enough
15:47What do you want to tell me?
15:48You ask me and I tell you
15:49Yes or no
15:52Look
15:54I have an important topic for you
15:56But look
15:57If you don't know what to do
15:58Tell me now what I don't know
15:59Okay?
16:03The effect of the spider on the watermelon
16:05What do you think?
16:06It's a research
16:07It's nice
16:08It's nice
16:09It's a nice research
16:10Is this a research?
16:11Do they take a PhD?
16:13May God protect you
16:14Tell him you don't know
16:15Tell him you don't know
16:16Tell him you don't know
16:17What is this watermelon?
16:19Give me something else
16:21Let me think
16:22Give me something else
16:26Okay
16:27Look at this
16:28Look at this
16:29Look
16:30The effect of perfume
16:31On the fasting person before breakfast
16:33What did you say?
16:34First of all
16:35I have a negative answer
16:36I don't smell
16:38Second of all
16:39What do they want from us?
16:40Scientists?
16:41And this is our topic?
16:42Give me something I understand
16:44What do you understand?
16:45I don't know what you understand
16:47I don't know what you understand
16:48And what you don't understand
16:50Okay, look
16:51I have something important for you
16:53Okay?
16:54About the effect of the spider
16:56On the houses and the ovens
16:58Tell him you don't know
17:00I won't say I don't know
17:01But I will say
17:02That some people take a PhD on this
17:04I mean
17:05Why did the spider spread in the country?
17:07Why did it spread?
17:08I will tell you why it spread
17:10Because our scientists
17:11Take PhDs on silly things
17:13If they took the spider
17:15And explained it
17:16It wouldn't have spread in the country
17:18That's why the spider spread
17:19Where are you?
17:20I'm done
17:21I don't want to work anymore
17:22I'm done with this story
17:24And I don't even want my money
17:26Let me be your father
17:27It's better for me
17:28Tell him from the beginning
17:29Tell him from the beginning
17:30You don't want to work
17:31And that's it
17:32Oh my dear
17:33Give me something I know
17:35Okay, look
17:36Look
17:37This is a research
17:38A scientific research
17:40Everyone who sees it will say
17:42Wow, give it to me
17:43Give it to me
17:44I'm giving it to you
17:45I'm giving it to you
17:46Look, look
17:47How do you take a PhD?
17:49How do you take a PhD on this?
17:51On the effect of social habits
17:52On the impact of society
17:54With a deficiency of vitamin D
17:56What did you say?
17:58Say it again, I'm sorry
17:59The effect of social habits
18:01On the impact of society
18:03With a deficiency of vitamin D
18:05So this is a subject
18:06You want to take a PhD on this?
18:08Yes, tell him
18:09This is scientific
18:11To a scientific extent
18:12I know why there is a deficiency of vitamin D
18:15Because we scientists
18:17Like to take PhDs on silly things
18:20That have nothing to do with it
18:22Just to put the letter D before their name
18:24That's why
18:25That's why
18:26We have a deficiency of vitamin D in our society
18:42Hajji
18:44Hajji
18:53Good afternoon, Hajji
18:55Yes, it's my turn
18:56Okay, you take care
18:58Yeah, your turn
19:00If you call me Hajji
19:02I'll know this time
19:06That I'm early
19:08Hey, idiot
19:10Hajji, I told you to stop talking, I'm not talking in front of him
19:14Are you done Hajji?
19:16Yes, I'm done, I'm done
19:18There's no one else
19:20Go ahead Hajji
19:22Where is he?
19:24Where is he?
19:26Tell him what you have
19:28There's no God but you and me
19:30Talk to me, there's no God but you and me
19:32Are you done Hajji?
19:34Yes, I'm done, there's no God but you and me
19:36I'm here to tell you that I want a widow
19:42A widow?
19:44What are you talking about?
19:46You're a grown man and you want a widow?
19:49What kind of a widow are you?
19:51A widow, a widow, a widow
19:54I told you three times, did you understand me Hajji?
19:57Yes
19:58What do you want? Where are you going?
20:00I'm not talking in front of Hajji
20:02I'm not talking in front of anyone
20:04There's no one else
20:06There's no God but you and me
20:08What do you want?
20:10I want a widow
20:12I want a short widow
20:14She doesn't have long hair
20:18This is God's creation
20:20God made her short
20:23But what is a widow?
20:25A short widow, my neighbor
20:28Yes, I want you to write a widow
20:31And put a place for all the neighbors to sit
20:35And the widow too
20:37But I want to know the reason
20:41What made you complain?
20:43I want to hear the reason
20:45It's not good for us
20:47What kind of a job is this?
20:49It's not good for me and it's not good for him
20:51We have to write the reasons for the complaint
20:53May God prolong your life Hajji
20:55Come sit down, may God prolong your life
20:57Where are you going?
20:59Hajji is gone
21:01I'm not talking in front of him
21:03Hajji is gone, may God prolong your life
21:05I don't want to talk to him
21:07Tell me, tell me, so I can write the reason for the complaint
21:09What is the reason for the complaint?
21:11Earth science
21:13And their door is closed
21:15That day I invited him for dinner
21:17And he didn't come
21:19I invited him for a coffee and he didn't come
21:21Why didn't he come?
21:23Isn't he honored?
21:25Write, we sell it cheaply
21:27And he is a poor guy
21:29And he is a poor guy
21:31And he is a poor guy
21:33And he is a poor guy
21:35Who is a poor guy?
21:37What do you mean?
21:39Hajji, Hajji is gone
21:41And he didn't come
21:43May God prolong your life
21:45What did Hajji do to you?
21:47He didn't come
21:49I'm not talking in front of him
21:51And he didn't come
21:53I'll show you
21:55May God prolong your life
22:25And he didn't come
22:27I'll show you
22:29And he didn't come
22:31I'll show you
22:33And he didn't come
22:35I'll show you
22:37And he didn't come
22:39I'll show you
22:41And he didn't come
22:43I'll show you
22:45And he didn't come
22:47I'll show you
22:49And he didn't come
22:51I'll show you
22:53And he didn't come
22:55I'll show you
22:57And he didn't come
22:59I'll show you
23:01And he didn't come
23:03I'll show you
23:05And he didn't come
23:07I'll show you
23:09And he didn't come
23:11I'll show you
23:13And he didn't come
23:15I'll show you
23:17And he didn't come
23:19I'll show you
23:21And he didn't come
23:23I'll show you
23:25And he didn't come
23:27I'll show you