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00:00The next episode of Doremi's prank is just around the corner!
00:04Doremi, who was a big hit with the 4-hour special, has a new target!
00:15Doremi's new drink!
00:31Don't miss the next episode!
00:35What is Shiraha Ninja's target this time?
00:43The sequel to the 4-hour special, which was a fake location for a fashion show.
00:49Whether it's fashionable or not is another story.
00:52He has always loved fashion.
00:56And half a year ago, he shaved his hair and became a skinhead.
01:02Shiraha Ninja saw this and decided to make Shiraha Ninja his next target.
01:13Shiraha Ninja is very passionate about fashion shows.
01:18But behind all this...
01:25Wow!
01:27That's funny!
01:29There he is!
01:33He didn't notice at all.
01:37And the photo shoot begins.
01:46Wow, that's amazing.
01:47He's taking a photo of himself in a three-pose outfit.
01:50And then...
01:53Let's go!
01:54Up.
01:55To the side.
01:56Yes!
01:59There's a strange, slippery object on his left back.
02:08And now...
02:12Huh?
02:16There's a slippery object on his right back.
02:19What is this?
02:23What is this mysterious object on his back?
02:28There it is.
02:29In the middle.
02:30There it is!
02:32There's a focus.
02:33There it is!
02:35It was Shiraha Ninja.
02:38I've known this for a long time.
02:41Let's go, let's go!
02:42Isn't this too far?
02:44It's a bit far, but...
02:45You have to take a good shot from above.
02:47It looks like it's going to fly.
02:53Wow!
02:57That's amazing!
02:58Wow!
03:04Huh?
03:07The winner is...
03:09Not for the sake of laughter,
03:11but for the sake of fashion,
03:13he's not an enemy.
03:18He's a robber of hair.
03:20Shiraha Ninja couldn't forgive that.
03:25He's angry.
03:26It's a prank.
03:27I knew it!
03:29I can tell what's going on without seeing it.
03:32I knew it!
03:34It's a silly game.
03:36What is this?
03:38It's a word prank.
03:41It's difficult again.
03:43Yes.
03:44The arrow of Shiraha stands.
03:46That's correct.
03:47It's not fufu.
03:51Stop making fun of me.
03:59I can't walk properly.
04:02This is Shibuya.
04:05Next, the arrow of Shiraha stands.
04:11Was there someone?
04:14Who?
04:15Minamikawa.
04:17There's someone.
04:19After this, Shiraha Ninja will challenge the most difficult target.
04:29Next, the arrow of Shiraha stands.
04:37Who is the owner of Fuji?
04:39Minamikawa.
04:41There's someone.
04:46What?
04:47Not yet.
04:49I'm sorry.
04:53Next, the arrow of Shiraha stands.
04:59It's not a live broadcast.
05:03Minamikawa will go to the side of the set.
05:10But on the top of the set...
05:14The arrow of Shiraha stands.
05:16Shiraha Ninja was in the lead.
05:19I was in the lead.
05:224, 3, 2, 1.
05:26I will aim at the target.
05:32Let's go. Aim well.
05:35It's a little far.
05:44It's a little far.
05:49It's a great hit.
05:52Shiraha Ninja.
05:54A man who doesn't know failure.
05:58No matter when, no matter where,
06:01if he sets a target,
06:03the arrow of Shiraha will be shot.
06:08Why does he shoot an arrow?
06:11Because there is a head.
06:18But...
06:28What?
06:36I'm sorry I missed the target.
06:39The arrow was on the target.
06:41It was on the target?
06:42I took it right away.
06:44Is it my fault?
06:46Is it my fault?
06:49I was surprised.
06:53Next, who will be the target of the arrow of Shiraha?
06:58Who?
07:03Jun and Iio's partner, Yasui.
07:08This is a fake program that introduces the inside of Fuji TV.
07:15Where is it?
07:16Over there?
07:17Where? Over there?
07:24A set of art is set up with a mysterious explanation that reveals a story in a single frame.
07:32Let me introduce the main character.
07:34What is it?
07:36I don't know.
07:37Let's go inside.
07:44Let's go.
07:45Upward.
07:464, 3, 2, 1.
07:49He is an assistant of karate who can't break the board well.
07:56He is good at standing up.
07:59He is good.
08:07He is good.
08:08He is good.
08:11He is good.
08:13He is good.
08:16There is no one here.
08:21One shot.
08:23The arrow of Shiraha was on the right side of the target.
08:28The arrow of Shiraha was on the left side of the target.
08:33Even though he is in the middle of the story, it is easy to set up the arrow of Shiraha.
08:41This is a prank.
08:45A prank on me?
08:48I didn't think you would come.
08:51This is a prank on Kotowaza.
08:53Kotowaza?
08:54Kotowaza?
08:57One more shot.
08:58He is greedy.
09:02He is good.
09:05He is good.
09:08He is good.
09:11He is cute.
09:12He is good.
09:14He is good.
09:16He is cute.
09:17He is good.
09:19However, after this, the most difficult target in the history of Shiraha Ninja appears.
09:30After this, the most difficult target in the history of Shiraha Ninja appears.
09:36Really?
09:38That person was on Odaiba Fuji TV.
09:43And it was a bit of a mess.
09:47Who is it?
09:49It's a master.
09:52Haruka Haruka Kanata.
09:54Master Haruka.
09:58Haruka Haruka Kanata is a super veteran of 54 years of history.
10:03And why is the difficulty of Master Haruka so high?
10:09Normally, Master Haruka's forehead is covered by a shield.
10:15Even if he shoots a Shiraha arrow now, it will be easily bounced back.
10:23However, there is a drawback to such a sharp shield.
10:29It is a certain timing during the manzai.
10:32Open your face.
10:33What? Open your face.
10:35Open your face.
10:37Open your face.
10:39The shield is released by his partner, Master Kanata, and the weakness is exposed.
10:45However, the weakness is also...
10:47It's a boss battle.
10:50It will be back soon.
10:51How many seconds?
10:54The shield is restored in just a few seconds and the weakness is hidden.
11:01In other words, Shiraha Ninja has to shoot a Shiraha arrow without hesitation.
11:14This is the most difficult Shiraha arrow prank ever.
11:21Will Shiraha Ninja be able to overcome this trial?
11:30No way.
11:31He's here.
11:34He's back.
11:35He's back.
11:36He's back.
11:38What kind of setting is this?
11:43The stage of the final battle is a fake story program prepared to call them out.
11:50Master Haruka went to the studio for rehearsal.
11:54Normally, the shield is deployed.
11:58The shield is deployed.
12:00The only way to build a Shiraha arrow is to set it up in the middle of a manzai.
12:06By the way, Master Kanata is cooperating with the prank Grand Prix as the person who set it up this time.
12:13Thank you for your cooperation.
12:19And an hour later...
12:22While 50 extra guests gathered in the studio to watch the show, the show finally begins.
12:30The show finally begins.
12:46The manzai as usual.
12:48The shield is deployed and there is no gap.
12:53Then, from behind...
13:00Shiraha Ninja is aiming for Master Haruka in the middle of the manzai.
13:08It's already deployed.
13:09Now, all that's left is for Master Kanata to wait for the shield to be released.
13:14The shield is on.
13:15Didn't you turn it off?
13:16It's on.
13:17It's not on. It's on.
13:18And finally, the enemy...
13:22You can do it.
13:24You can do it.
13:26The shield is released.
13:27The shield is on.
13:28It's the moment of truth.
13:29It's been a long time.
13:31It's been a long time.
13:32Master Haruka is waiting for you.
13:33Yes, yes, yes.
13:34There it is.
13:35Bam!
13:36This is amazing.
13:37Wow!
13:38Beautiful!
13:40Bam!
13:41This is amazing.
13:42He got hit by a small one.
13:43A small one?
13:44He got hit by a small one.
13:45He got hit by a small one.
13:46He got hit by a small one.
13:47He got hit by a small one.
13:48There's a delay.
13:49It's over.
13:50There's a delay.
13:51It's over.
13:52The arrow of Shirahama was fired.
13:58Why did you get excited?
14:00I got too excited.
14:02The small one...
14:03Master Kanata sent the wind to release the shield.
14:07The moment when the weak point was exposed,
14:11Shirahama Ninja could not miss it.
14:17It's a real one.
14:18It's a real one.
14:19It's a real one.
14:21This is bad!
14:24What did you say?
14:26It hurts.
14:28I'm lonely.
14:30The wind...
14:32Haaaaa...
14:33Stupid, stupid.
14:34It won't come back.
14:38I'll try to make you laugh.
14:40It's okay if we continue doing it as it is.
14:43Okay, okay.
14:44Despite the corona virus.
14:46I don't know what to do.
14:48For some reason, the far-fetched boy continues the manzai as it is.
14:52What should I do?
14:58At that time,
15:06Shiraha's arrow fell.
15:08Of course, it will fall.
15:10It was just around May.
15:12I thought it was a frying pan.
15:14I dropped it.
15:16Don't worry about it.
15:18This is a second chance.
15:20Even in Star Wars,
15:22Death Star didn't sink in one shot.
15:24Are you dreaming?
15:26No, no, no.
15:28If Shiraha's arrow didn't sink in one shot,
15:30I would have died.
15:34What?
15:36There is a three-centimeter-tall guy in front of me.
15:38Hey!
15:40It's a garage.
15:42No guard.
15:44No guard.
15:46The shield is on.
15:48The shield is on.
15:50I did it.
15:52And again,
15:54that time came.
15:56The most important thing
15:58when you stand on the stage
16:00is the medical system.
16:02That's great.
16:04That's great.
16:06I'm going to die.
16:08I'm going to die.
16:10I'm going to die.
16:12I'm going to die.
16:14I'm going to die.
16:16I'm going to die.
16:24The moment when Master Kanata
16:26released the shield again,
16:28Shiraha's arrow stood.
16:32Yes.
16:34It's funny.
16:42My stomach hurts.
16:44Do you know what I'm holding?
16:46This is...
16:48It's clay.
16:50It's clay.
16:52I thought it was clay for a moment.
16:54I thought it was clay for a moment.
16:56I thought it was clay for a moment.
16:58I thought it was clay for a moment.
17:00You were doing manzai.
17:02You're a professional.
17:12He's a professional.
17:14He's a professional.
17:16He's a professional.
17:27That's great, great.
17:32Team Asobiro, happy!
17:34Happy!
17:36Yeah, yeah, yeah!
17:38Yeah, yeah, yeah!
17:40Yeah...
17:42There are a lot of opinions, but...
17:44I feel like I've learned a lot of things.
17:46I feel like I've learned a lot of history.
17:48History of manzai?
17:50No, not history of manzai, but...
17:52Um...
17:54Um...
17:56You two said something, but...
17:58when you said you didn't know,
18:00I thought you were dead.
18:02Didn't you say something about the office?
18:04No, no, no, no.
18:06Look closely. It's the office!
18:08The office!
18:10You said you were moved, right?
18:12Well, when the first arrow hit,
18:14it went like this.
18:16The baby peed.
18:18I thought it was clay.
18:20I didn't know that.
18:22I thought it was just clay.
18:24Clay?
18:26What kind of manzai do you usually do?
18:28I can't throw clay, but...
18:30Shoichi can throw clay if he does manzai on stage.
18:34Shoichi can throw it.
18:36Shoichi can throw it.
18:38Recently...
18:50Watch out! Watch out!
18:52Watch out!
18:58How do you learn kotowaza?
19:02It's a kotowaza that expresses
19:04a person who has the power
19:06under the circle,
19:08a person who works hard
19:10in an invisible place
19:12for others.
19:14A fake location
19:16that introduces
19:18the theme park
19:20Kiasse Hanyu in Saitama Prefecture.
19:22The target is...
19:24Hanyu Life Channel!
19:26Hanyu Disco!
19:30Oh, it's a nice place.
19:32What is this?
19:34That is...
19:36the place for Senryu.
19:38It's a strange place.
19:40It's a strange place.
19:42It's very strange.
19:44Now,
19:46I'd like you two to read
19:48Senryu.
19:50Mr. Hoshino Disco,
19:52please read it.
19:54If you keep singing...
19:56If you keep singing...
20:04If you keep singing...
20:16In this world,
20:18there are powerful people
20:20who support you in the invisible place.
20:22This is the secret
20:24to express the kotowaza
20:26in a more understandable way.
20:28We want to live
20:30without forgetting
20:32our gratitude
20:34to those people.
20:36There is a kotowaza.
20:38Yes.
20:40It's a prank.
20:42Kotowaza?
20:44I don't know.
20:46Powerful people.
20:48Oh, I got it.
20:50That's it.
20:52That's not it.
20:54It's not a quiz show.
20:56It's not a quiz show.
20:58The next target is...
21:00It's hot, isn't it?
21:02It's hot, isn't it?
21:04It's hot, isn't it?
21:06The self-proclaimed
21:08manly comedian,
21:10Suga-chan.
21:12Suga-chan,
21:14please read it.
21:16Recently,
21:18I've been...
21:22I've been...
21:26I've been...
21:30I see.
21:34Wait a minute.
21:36He was surrounded
21:38by two women
21:40and felt good,
21:42but he fell down
21:44with his short limbs
21:46stretched out
21:48a thousand times.
21:50He fell down.
21:52I'm going to
21:54make a prank
21:56with a kotowaza.
21:58Do you know what it is?
22:00A kotowaza?
22:02I was surprised.
22:04I didn't realize it.
22:06What's this?
22:08What does it mean?
22:10It was a manly man.
22:12A manly man.
22:14A manly man.
22:16That's not what it means.
22:18It's like he's supporting something.
22:20That's not what it means.
22:22A manly man.
22:24The next target is...
22:26I see.
22:28What's this?
22:30Hanyu.
22:32Yamamoto.
22:34Yamamoto.
22:36Yamamoto.
22:38Yamamoto.
22:40Yamamoto is unusual.
22:44Let's have Yamamoto announce it.
22:46Please.
22:48Hanyu's
22:50Kotowaza.
22:54Kotowaza.
22:58Kotowaza.
23:04What?
23:06What?
23:08What?
23:10What?
23:12Sometimes,
23:14a manly man is hiding under the circle.
23:18It's different from
23:20the original kotowaza.
23:22It may have a meaning
23:24to make such a noise.
23:26Isn't this a Seki program?
23:28No.
23:30Isn't this a regular program of Seki?
23:32No.
23:35Is it because of my weight?
23:38Is it because of my weight?
23:40Is it because of the weight of Seki?
23:42Yes.
23:44Last year,
23:46he pranked Yamamoto.
23:48Wait a minute.
23:50Isn't this a Seki program?
23:52It's not my talent.
23:54What?
23:56Is it because of my weight?
23:58Wait a minute.
24:00I'm not a talent
24:02to make such a noise.
24:04What kind of talent is this?
24:08Higashino no Kaoken
24:10during the exercise in the dark.
24:12Recently,
24:14the target is
24:16experiencing the fitness
24:18in the dark.
24:20Suddenly,
24:22Higashino no Kaoken's face
24:24appeared in front of Yamamoto.
24:26It was a prank.
24:28But,
24:30Higashino no Kaoken
24:32has a small face.
24:34So,
24:36we decided
24:38to modify
24:40Higashino no Kaoken
24:42for this prank.
24:46What is the
24:48new Higashino no Kaoken?
24:50What?
24:52What?
24:54It's strange.
24:56Higashino no Kaoken
24:58Mark 2
25:00What is this?
25:02With the height of Mark 2,
25:04it is possible to paint
25:06the target's face
25:08one by one.
25:10I'm not a dog anymore.
25:18Higashino no Kaoken
25:20during the exercise in the dark.
25:22The fitness studio
25:24in the city
25:26is...
25:28I'm Miho Watanabe.
25:30Nice to meet you.
25:32Miho Watanabe
25:34has been pranked
25:36several times in this program.
25:38She used to be
25:40a scary actress.
25:42Watanabe
25:44experienced
25:46the fitness in the dark.
25:48Let's start.
25:50She will get dark
25:52and get into the prank.
25:54From now on,
25:56it will be completely stable.
25:583, 2, 1
26:00I can't see my legs.
26:02The room where all the light
26:04is blocked
26:06is in the dark.
26:08Jump, jump, jump.
26:10First, the gorilla.
26:12Gorilla.
26:14She did it well.
26:18The target
26:20moves the gorilla
26:22Next,
26:24the Onigawara.
26:26Kesshin, kesshin.
26:28Onigawara, keep.
26:30I remember your face.
26:32Maybe she thinks she can't see
26:34in the dark,
26:36but she has a good face.
26:38Then...
26:40Please.
26:42No.
26:44Higashino no Kaoken Mark 2
26:46Onigawara,
26:48keep.
26:50White eyes.
26:52And
26:54thanks to the sound of the explosion
26:56and the darkness,
26:58the target is not noticed.
27:00One more time.
27:02Kesshin, kesshin.
27:04Kesshin, kesshin.
27:06Kesshin, kesshin.
27:08She is good.
27:10She is good.
27:12The target's eyes and nose
27:14are Higashino.
27:16Wow, great.
27:20The target's eyes and nose
27:22are Higashino.
27:26She got this.
27:28She got this.
27:30I'm surprised.
27:32What's that face?
27:34It's not good.
27:36It's not good?
27:38It's not good?
27:40It's that program.
27:42Fuji TV.
27:44Is it the Grand Prix?
27:50I was wondering if this was the latest exercise.
27:55Even in the dark, I was desperately screaming like this.
28:00Can you really do this?
28:02Yes, I can.
28:03No!
28:04I don't want to be turned into a net toy.
28:08I don't want to be turned into a net toy.
28:10I really don't want to.
28:13What?
28:14Boom!
28:18That's awesome!
28:22This is the person we are going to investigate.
28:27I'm a regular at Sumire, I'm Kento Senga.
28:28Nice to meet you.
28:31Kento Senga?
28:32Kenta?
28:33Are you a veteran?
28:34No, I'm quite a senior.
28:35Senga?
28:36a
28:41Little it up to me to be another
28:46Game okay, no, but I can't
28:49You know you
28:52Saw t-shirt this
28:58Was my gorilla
29:06Yeah
29:16To do it a IE
29:23So stay on in the water
29:36I
30:06Know
30:08Oh
30:38Walk on the kitchen go you know me tonight. Oh god. Yeah, she's on the could be gosh tonight. Oh god
30:52So stay still a ninja she don't say cool. I'm don't know that I owe more each door
30:58Soon show you how to cash on the dental blow up
31:01Boy, you see you don't know what I do
31:05Shirahara, you know, how not to push them on company honey. I said it is you know
31:12Some of the people see you don't know
31:17So that one man's I choose you know, I mean
31:20They
31:29Don't know
31:42What's got
31:45Just a little
31:49To my chiller ninja
31:52shield
31:56Soon don't allow the chiller. Oh, yeah
32:03She'll have a little kitty she don't say cool. No, no, don't you are gonna you in?
32:09I
32:11Don't know what that means. I don't get some a kiss to the go to Nina me mama, Naka. Yo, yo homerun. God, you mother
32:19Oh
32:34Don't know Reno, Monza shieldもしっかり展開していて好きはないするとその背後から
32:43I got my
32:48Monza you know how to cash on there. I wish you're a funny ninja
32:59She will go crazy
33:03Open cinema
33:13Oh
33:43The show I got a look at the
33:45Oh, yes, you don't know Kaji
33:47Jack and I'm not you know, thank you
33:50Shirahara ninja, no, that's what I'm not
34:03You don't I don't give you no nice reaction. Oh boy, it's you don't
34:07Oh
34:23Look at this show
34:27Target Tomizukara Sakana no Shinkan data on each other G
34:37Oh
34:51Thank you so much on the job
35:00Marino you don't know you so you didn't it's not so easy
35:03I
35:06Wanted to cut it all right now, that's so cool. It's Monody
35:21So good about you need to
35:26Know go home to me soon tomorrow
35:33Oh
36:03Oh
36:24Yeah, I'll tell you the type of side
36:33Oh