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00:00Hello friends and welcome back.
00:04So today we've come up with this stupid idea.
00:07We're watching the 40 year old virgin, we're watching it with Grace and Alex.
00:10Here's Grace now, she's pouring us some drinks.
00:12You might wonder why is she pouring us some drinks.
00:14Well I think we're going to need them.
00:16Because we're doing a weird mix today.
00:18It's the 40 year old virgin waxing scene meets questions about my ex, or should we call it
00:24ex-girlfriend trivia.
00:25So Alex we were together for 3 edging on 4 years each.
00:30I don't know, I don't know if it was 4 years on 3, I don't remember.
00:33That's what I think, like 3 edging on half.
00:35And then Grace we were together for about 2 years each.
00:38Cheers!
00:39What was this one put in front of me?
00:42Oh, ah yes, that is indeed mine.
00:45You could say we've all known each other a fair while, so the rules are quite simple.
00:49I get to lay my sorry ass down on this table, Alex and Grace have pre-prepared some questions
00:54that they're going to be asking me, and every time I get a wrong answer, the person I've
00:59befouled gets to do a wax strip.
01:02I'm terrified.
01:03Gets to do a heckin' wax.
01:04A heckin' wax.
01:05I am most afeard these two are grinning like Cheshire cats, so I should be very very concerned.
01:13One does not skull a fine wine, I'm going to sip this over the course of this evening's
01:19proceedings.
01:20I like this, this is so much more fun than the rest of ours.
01:23So we've got the wax heating up, it's sitting down there, I'm going to bring it out here.
01:27Alright, I'm going to get myself down on this bench and we're going to get started.
01:30Take it off!
01:31Oh that's right.
01:32If we wax in the chest, I suppose we can't wax through a shirt.
01:36Reveal the...
01:37Well yeah, this is going to be their canvas.
01:40This is what's going to be going today.
01:41Okay, can I just point out, in one of my videos, he appeared shirtless in the background, someone
01:48caught him in like a reflection of a mirror in one of my videos, and they were like, why
01:51does that dude have the Batman symbol on his chest?
01:57Well look, I don't need to protect Gotham any longer, Gotham can take care of its own issues.
02:01You have such small nipples.
02:04It's not the size of the nipple, it's how I use them, thank you.
02:07I'll not have my nipples slandered.
02:10How dare you!
02:11Get off the table!
02:12Alright, fine, hold on.
02:13So we have my fiancé Daniel behind the camera today, reading out the questions.
02:19Why don't you come say hello, Dan?
02:21What if I hit the light?
02:22No, no, no, you don't go straight up, I think you go like against the grain or with...
02:26Wait, should we look up a tutorial on how to do this first?
02:29No.
02:30Oh wow, look at that!
02:31Because please don't do it poorly.
02:32Oh yeah, yeah, it glows.
02:33That's a fancy one.
02:34How sick is he?
02:35Fetch my wine.
02:36Waiter!
02:37Yes sir?
02:38Waiter, bring me my wine!
02:39May I have some more?
02:40No, Oliver.
02:41I can't do this.
02:42I wasn't originally going to have wine.
02:47We are missing someone.
02:48Rebecca, if you're watching.
02:49I wish you were here right now.
02:50We were contemplating calling you, but you live very far away and we were like, by the
02:51time that she would get here.
02:52But, if you want to see a third ex-girlfriend in one of these videos...
02:53Also, there is more hair.
02:54So, I'm just saying.
02:55There's more hair!
02:56We can come back to it.
02:57There's leg hair, there's head hair.
02:58What?
02:59You don't wax a head?
03:00I'm thinking, what led me to this point?
03:01This is terrifying.
03:02I could get out of this fine, because the rules are, I get a waxing when I get a wrong
03:15answer.
03:17If I gain 100% on this test, we're good.
03:20The box did say, don't wax nipples, so guys...
03:24Wax nipples.
03:25No, no, no, no, no, please do not put it across the nipple.
03:28I might not forgive you if you rip it off.
03:32Let the questions begin!
03:34Samuel.
03:35Yeah.
03:36How did you first meet Grace?
03:37Well, we worked together at the same restaurant, well I say restaurant, it's basically a glorified
03:42cafe, for at least a year and a bit, and I met her there first, she was just a co-worker,
03:48and she was lovely.
03:49I did always enjoy going to work, because it would mean I got a chance to see Grace,
03:52and then eventually I did work up the courage to ask her out, and funny story, but I did
03:57work up the courage to ask Grace out.
03:59I asked her, at the end of the day, and the look on her face, I've never seen any...
04:05That was it!
04:06That was it!
04:07Right there!
04:08I've never seen anyone with this look on their face before in my life, and I thought to myself,
04:12oh god, she's going to run.
04:14Like, she's just literally going to sprint away from me, and never look back.
04:20Relaxing feet.
04:21Damn it.
04:22How did you meet Alex?
04:23I know this one!
04:25So I had just got back from a holiday overseas, and I had this group of friends, right, and
04:31I brought all of them back like little trinkety gifts from my travels, and whilst I was away,
04:37they had welcomed a new member to the group, Alex, and so everyone was sitting down, and
04:41I was passing around gifts, and I got to Alex, and I'm like, oh, I don't have anything
04:46for you, but hi, I'm Sam, and that's how we met.
04:51Wow!
04:52That was so specific, you know, I literally...
04:56What year was that?
04:592007.
05:00Yay!
05:01Holy shit.
05:02Reverse math is hard.
05:03Especially when they're...
05:04Look how terrified he is.
05:05What's Alex's favourite colour?
05:06Green.
05:07Wrong.
05:08Shit!
05:09Daniel said that too.
05:10You know, just because Archie's green does not mean that green is my favourite colour.
05:11I would love to see some simultaneous action.
05:12Oh!
05:13Is that a bit creepy for me?
05:14This is the worst.
05:157, 6, 3, 2, 1.
05:16Got it!
05:17Oh!
05:18Oh!
05:19Oh!
05:20Oh!
05:21Oh!
05:22Oh!
05:23Oh!
05:24Oh!
05:25Oh!
05:26Oh!
05:27Oh!
05:28Oh!
05:29Oh!
05:30Oh!
05:31Oh!
05:32Oh!
05:33Oh!
05:34Oh!
05:36Oh!
05:37Oh!
05:38Oh!
05:39Wait until we get to that section.
05:40Here you go Sam.
05:41I think you need this.
05:42She's got a straw.
05:43Next question.
05:44What is Alex's favourite food?
05:45Really?
05:46Through years, Sam.
05:47I don't know.
05:48It's Thai.
05:49Prepare the instrument of war.
05:50Why is it Thai?
05:51You think Thai is my favourite food?
05:52It's Thai.
05:53It's Thai.
05:54It's Thai.
05:55It's Thai.
05:56It's Thai.
05:57It's Thai.
05:58It's Thai.
05:59It's Thai.
06:00It's Thai.
06:01It's Thai.
06:02It's Thai.
06:03It's Thai.
06:04It's Thai.
06:05Oh, you're like..
06:06You eat so much.
06:07My favourite food..
06:08We always went to the Thai restaurant.
06:09Alright, look.
06:10That's a lot.
06:11That's mean.
06:12Yeah, it's about seven inches long.
06:13That is a big bloody strip.
06:15Well, he said my favourite food was Thai food so he deserves it.
06:23Do I at least get to know what it should be?
06:26Japanese!
06:27I wrote down sushi.
06:28Why didn't I think about this?
06:29Why didn't you think of this?
06:30Get your thoughts together, Samuel.
06:31You knew that.
06:32You knew that.
06:33I'm under a lot of stress, right? I'm not ready. I'm not ready
06:52No
06:54Oh
07:01Why are you going again?
07:15That's smoother than it's been in a while
07:17Oh, oh, let's just get all put it away
07:42I was physically there when grace broke the law
07:47This is a great story. We were we were photographing on a train track and we were taking
07:52beautiful photos like beautiful photos and the next thing we hear is this is
07:57And we like turn our heads and there is a patrol car
08:00Parked at the end of the rail line at the crossing and there are two officers walking down towards us and Grace is like shit
08:07What do we do? What do we do? I'm like, don't worry. Just pack up our stuff
08:10And then when they got within like 10 meters, I just started striding towards him. I was like, hello officers
08:15How are you doing today with a hand extended is a handshake and one of the officers like took my hand said
08:21oh, you know very well, but uh, you do realize what you're doing is quite illegal and
08:25somehow we got out of a
08:27$100 fine each
08:29Let's step it up. Can you name at least two grandparents?
08:39Yes, can you name two two of my grandparents Oh Danny Todd and Danny
08:54Is a good
08:59Shit
09:02Grace have you pulled one yet?
09:04Man, do you want to please?
09:07I'm biting my lip, but it's not for pleasure. Are you clenching your butthole? I'm clenching every muscle in my body dad
09:18Wow, I'm a new
09:20Person
09:26Next what's their favorite sleeping position?
09:29So grace almost like she's coming from a heavy night out and just face planted onto the bed
09:35So like face down on the bed head under pillow
09:40Head under the pillow ladies and gentlemen, I've never met anyone else before in my life who sleeps with their head under the goddamn pillow
09:51That's why we weren't compatible because he can't handle anything on top of him and I just needed all the blankets on top of me
09:57and I just love
09:59nope
10:01I like being on top of people
10:09That's why we weren't compatible
10:11Your favorite sleeping position
10:13Your side kind of like
10:15Dis
10:17Wow
10:20Good on you
10:22I didn't think you'd get that
10:24It's been a very long time
10:26Hit me in
10:28How many schools do they attend?
10:30Grace is two
10:32Primary and high
10:34You avoid the wax once in a while
10:36Did you not get bullied?
10:38Alex
10:40Five
10:42Prepare the wax
10:44Was it four or six?
10:46Six
10:49Grace where should I put it?
10:51Okay while we wait for this wax to dry
10:53Next question
10:55Top three countries to visit
10:57High stakes
10:59A strip per country
11:01If you wanna do that
11:03If you want to Sam
11:05Before you answer
11:07I think this wax is dry
11:09It's dry real hard and it's in a tender spot
11:11I'm scared
11:13I'm scared
11:16Nothing came off
11:18Oh god there's a bunch of hairs on my thumb
11:20And his ding maybe
11:22We left it too long
11:24Daniel
11:28You took that away from me
11:30That was supposed to be my hint
11:34I imagine appearing in the top three for Alex
11:36Japan
11:38You're fine
11:40One for Grace
11:42Austria
11:45Prepare the wax
11:47Wow I was almost gonna put that down
11:49Of course you were
11:51You said how much you loved Austria
11:53I definitely do
11:55So that was a good guess I'm sorry it was wrong
11:57Now back to me
11:59Scotland Alex
12:01Prepare a strip
12:03Why you're Scottish
12:05I've been to Scotland
12:07I don't need to go back
12:09Too many churches
12:11This one's for Scotland
12:13I just earned you a strip of wax
12:15Sam
12:17But you know what
12:19Where does Grace want to go
12:21What's another one for Grace
12:23While he's thinking you can pull that one off
12:27You bastard
12:29Oh my god
12:31That's the best one yet
12:33So you're supposed to be guessing
12:35Grace's next location
12:37Grace also has some Scottish heritage
12:39Scotland
12:41It's cold
12:43Wait why are you tearing this one
12:45This one's not yours
12:51I'm really bad at this
12:53Wait you didn't pull it all
12:55No
12:57Why
13:03So everyone who's wondering at home
13:05Did I make a good choice
13:07Embarking on this endeavour
13:09No you did not
13:11What do you think
13:13Does this look like a good choice
13:15If anyone ever looks at you and says
13:17Hey do you want to get your chest waxed
13:19Tell them f*** no
13:21You don't want to do that
13:25This is the worst
13:27This is actually the worst
13:33Sweetie you missed a bit
13:35No you didn't
13:37You didn't
13:43I'm ready
13:45Hit me again
13:47Why
13:49He said hit me again
13:51Show the family what's currently being waxed
13:53Oh
13:55Any artist out there draw me like one of your French girls
13:59So real talk
14:01Would you live just like that
14:03With that photo waxing
14:05Look honestly
14:07At this point we've come so far
14:09Look I think we're making some decent headway
14:11I failed enough questions that we could get there by the end of tonight
14:13What
14:15Why do you get a freebie
14:17Baby I'm doing this for you it's ok
14:19Be quiet baby
14:21Just enjoy
14:23You've never said that to me before
14:25It's the first time for everything
14:27There's only two questions left
14:31What's their dream car
14:33Oh wait Alex Mercedes
14:35Grace
14:37Grace
14:39Grace wants a Volkswagen
14:41Yeah
14:43Annie you brought that on yourself
14:45You have no one to blame but yourself
14:47You don't know
14:49Literally whenever
14:51Sam how would you feel about
14:53Alex rolling down the road in a Tesla
14:55And Grace rolling down in a beautiful Mustang
14:57That would make a lot of sense
14:59Actually
15:01Ah
15:03Ah
15:07I trusted you
15:09I trusted you
15:11Why
15:13Now there's your first mistake
15:15This is for the Mustang
15:17Yep I'd forgotten about the Mustang to be honest
15:19Literally every time
15:21I'm in the car on the way home
15:23Don't rub it in
15:25Just pull it off
15:27Did you do a hard pull
15:29Please don't tell me
15:31No no
15:33Why
15:35Come on fourth try
15:37Oh no
15:39Oh
15:41This is the worst
15:43Ah
15:45How many partners
15:47Boyfriends girlfriends
15:49Have they had
15:51How many partners has I had
15:53How many partners has
15:55She has
15:57Alex that other kid
15:59I don't know
16:01Seven
16:03You missed one
16:05Who did I miss
16:07I need to know who did I miss
16:09You missed out on Jason
16:11I thought I did really well
16:13How about Grace now
16:15How many partners has Grace had
16:17Four
16:19Did he get it right
16:21Oh
16:23No
16:25Oh
16:27Did you
16:29Hurt your pants
16:31Taking a moment
16:33Oh wow
16:35Alright hit me again Dan
16:37Surely it can't get worse than this
16:39What's this Zodiac sign
16:41Who even knows that
16:43Choose your words very wisely
16:45Because that's a very big Zodiac community on YouTube
16:47I'm sorry
16:49Kathleen Lights is coming for you
16:51I'm not part of the Zodiac community
16:53I know nothing
16:55Let's start with birthdays
16:57What's my birthday
16:59What's Grace's birthday
17:01What's that sign bro
17:03I'm a Sagittarius
17:05Prepare to relax
17:07Put your hands down
17:09Move bitch
17:11Ready
17:13Ah
17:15My nipples
17:19No
17:21No more
17:23I'm a dumb son
17:25I'll tell you that much
17:27This has been a fantastic experience
17:29I've learned that I do not know as much about my exes as I would like to
17:31Evidently from my bare chest
17:33And also patchy appearance
17:35I should have known a little bit more
17:37And I could have done better in my testing
17:39However
17:41This has been a fun experience
17:43I still love my friends
17:45Don't know on panic
17:47But if you
17:49I
17:51Am going to literally
17:53I'll tell you what
17:55If you've enjoyed this
17:57Please leave a like
17:59Please subscribe to this channel
18:01I sorely sorely need it
18:03But please
18:05For the love of me
18:07Do not ask for this sort of content ever again
18:09Because I never ever ever ever ever
18:11Want to revisit this
18:13Ever again
18:15Under any circumstance
18:17So
18:19With that
18:21This has been a wild ride
18:23Thank you so much for joining me
18:25And I will see you in the next video
18:27Bye
18:29Ah
18:31Ah
18:33This is for all the extra reps you make me do
18:35Ah
18:37Ah
18:39Ah
18:41It wasn't set
18:43It's so slow
18:45You have to do it fast
18:47It's ok
18:49It's ok sis
18:51It's ok
18:53It's ok
18:55It's ok
18:57Oh god
18:59Oh
19:01Oh
19:03Ah
19:05Ah
19:07Ah
19:09Ah
19:11Ah
19:13Ah
19:15Ah
19:17Oh my god
19:19Look at Tim
19:21Look at Tim
19:23Ah
19:25Get the rest of it
19:27Get the rest of it
19:29Ah
19:31Ah
19:33I'm good
19:35I'm not but I'm good
19:43Everything's fine
19:45Everything's fine
19:47It's ok
19:49Please don't snort my name
19:51Ah
19:53Ah
19:55Ah
19:57Ah
19:59Ah
20:01Ah
20:03Ah
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20:07Ah
20:09Ah