ULLU_Kavita Bhabhi S2_Kavita Bhabhi Season 2 E1
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00:00Aase aap choti se himli, badi se hi, uu se, uu se, ujh rukh.
00:30Rishan rishan se mandali hun, phoolon ki khushboo se saji hun.
01:01Bharle mujhe baahun mein, khushboo mere saanson ke,
01:13Aase aap choti se himli, badi se hi, uu se, ujh rukh.
01:30Tere liye hi saji hun, o saatiya.
01:39I've got a bad reputation, yeh hai kahaan mein.
02:00Aase aap choti se himli, badi se hi, uu se, ujh rukh.
02:30Aase aap choti se himli, badi se hi, uu se, ujh rukh.
02:40Aase aap choti se himli, badi se hi, uu se, ujh rukh.
02:50Aase aap choti se himli, badi se hi, uu se, ujh rukh.
03:00Aase aap choti se himli, badi se hi, uu se, ujh rukh.
03:10Aase aap choti se himli, badi se hi, uu se, ujh rukh.
03:18Aase aap choti se himli, badi se hi, uu se, ujh rukh.
03:30Aase aap choti se himli, badi se hi, uu se, ujh rukh.
03:38Aase aap choti se himli, badi se hi, uu se, ujh rukh.
03:48Aase aap choti se himli, badi se hi, uu se, ujh rukh.
03:58Aase aap choti se himli, badi se hi, uu se, ujh rukh.
04:08Aase aap choti se himli, badi se hi, ujh rukh.
04:18Aase aap choti se himli, badi se hi, ujh rukh.
04:28Aase aap choti se himli, badi se hi, ujh rukh.
04:38Magar haan, jawab nahi de sakhi, uske liye maafi maangte hain.
04:44Par yaqeen jaaniye, ye aap logon ka pyaar hi hai, jo mujhe dubara aap log ke saamne lekar aaya, aapki khud ki Kavita bhabhi ko.
04:54Is pyaar ke liye, dilon jaan se shukriya.
05:00Hello jaan.
05:08Hai, aise jaan bolkar meri jaan logi kya Kavita bhabhi?
05:14Main jaan bolkar jaan nahi leti.
05:18Bataye, kaun bol rahe hain aur kahaan se?
05:22My name is Francis aur main Goa se bol rahe hain.
05:26Goa? Wow! Is Hindustan ka Ibiza? Shabab aur sharab sab chalta hai.
05:34Kahaan Kavita bhabhi, sirf Rohit Shetty ki filmon mein hi famous hai Goa, baaki ek aur saath saath.
05:42Unsafe? Matlab surakshit nahi?
05:46Kali mere ghar pe daka pada, pura 45 lakh ki jewaraat aur 30 lakh cash note ke leke chaur.
05:54Pura 75 lakh rupe.
06:00Jee Kavita bhabhi aur abhi tu ghar pe saamaan ki keemat to lagayi hi nahi hai maine.
06:04Toh mere Francis, Goa unsafe kaha hua? Alert toh aap nahi the.
06:14Chaur toh kuch waqt pehle mere ghar aaya tha.
06:18Chauri karte, bahoti sexy sa handsome sa chaur tha sala.
06:24Phir? Phir kya? Chauri toh door ki baat hai.
06:28Maine jo us chaur ke saath kiya, agar aap wo sab sun lenge toh mujhe faasi chada denge aap.
07:14Aay! Aay!
07:32Dara sir Francis, meri saas Nainital gayi hoi thi.
07:36Meri nanan ko bachcha hone wala tha.
07:40Aur meri nanan ke sasural wale pandit the.
07:46Bahoti boring kisam ki log the.
07:48Bahoti boring.
07:50Toh mera waha jaane ka toh sawal hi pehda nahi ho sakta.
07:52Toh ghar ki dekhbaal karne ke liye main yehi ruk gayi thi.
07:56Aur ussi waqt yeh chaur mere ghar me chauri karne ke liye daakhil hua.
08:06Aur maine isse kidnap kar diya.
08:08Isse kidnap kar diya.
08:24Bachao!
08:26Koi hai yaha pe?
08:28Koi hai!
08:30Arre yaar kisi ne mujhe yaha par baan diya hai.
08:34Please koi mujhe bachao.
08:36Koi hai!
08:38Nikalo mujhe yaha se.
08:40Koi hai!
08:44Koi nikalo mujhe yaha se.
08:46Please koi nikalo.
08:48Koi hai!
08:58Cheek ke, chila ke, koi fayda nahi hone wala hai.
09:04Tume maine yaha par bandh karke rakha hai.
09:10Aur iss kamre mein agar bomb bhi phad chaye.
09:14Toh awaaz bahar tak nahi jaati.
09:18Yeh kamra iss ghar ka aakhri kamra hai.
09:24Madam ji, madam ji abhi mujhe baan kar kyu ho rakha hua hai?
09:28Madam ji, madam ji suni na, suni na.
09:30Suni na, mujhe na aap police ke hawale kar dijiye.
09:32Ki main aapke ghar pe chori karne aaya tha.
09:34Main maanta hu.
09:36Please, please madam ji, mujhe maaf kar dijiye madam ji.
09:38Please.
09:40Arre jab tumne chori hi nahi ki.
09:42Toh maafi maangne ka toh sawal hi payda nahi hota na.
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10:42Yeh jis cheez ko abhi tumne just chua hai.
10:44Usse gun kehta hoon.
10:46Huh?
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10:52Mere husband navy mein hai.
10:54Aur mere sasoor army mein hai.
10:56Aur mere sasoor army mein hai.
11:00Tum is ghar mein tab tak rahoge.
11:04Jab tak mera mann tum se bhand nahi jata.
11:08Aur uske alawa.
11:10Tumne koi bhi chalaki karne ki koshish ki.
11:14Toh isi gun ki goli.
11:16Tumhari khopdi mein jayega.
11:20Aur police se bayan jayega ki.
11:22Ki madam ji main chori karne aaya tha.
11:24Aur aapne mujhe goli maati.
11:28Bata yeh mujhe kya karna hoga.
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