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00:00The next day
00:09That's it, Uncle Lalu.
00:11You go ahead. Your other cart must have stopped.
00:14I have to cross the road.
00:16Okay, Uncle Lalu?
00:17Okay, dear. Here you go.
00:19Okay.
00:20Okay.
00:26That night, my friends, this happened.
00:30Even we fell in love...
00:31That's it. That's it. This one.
00:33Play this song as well.
00:34So, 70 rupees for 7 songs.
00:36Laughing
00:48Which song should I play, sister-in-law?
00:50Mama?
00:55What do you want?
00:57You are Isra's daughter, right?
01:01Tell me, what do you want?
01:02Mobile? Recharge?
01:06Recharge?
01:09You do one thing.
01:11Madam, give me your number.
01:12I will get it recharged.
01:16Or you can take my number.
01:18And if it doesn't get recharged,
01:20then you call me.
01:22Otherwise, give me a missed call.
01:24I won't call you.
01:25Mohit?
01:26Why do you need my number?
01:27There is a recharge coupon for 50 rupees, right?
01:30You do one thing.
01:31You eat. I will see.
01:32Mom, I know where it is.
01:34Mom. Mom. Mom.
01:35You scare me.
01:36But you eat.
01:37I will see.
02:357 days later
02:56Dad,
02:58Uncle Lalu's rickshaw got punctured again in the last lane.
03:01So we had to walk from there.
03:04Look, how late it is.
03:10Rama,
03:12give him some water.
03:17Dad,
03:19are you going back to the office?
03:21Yes.
03:327 days later
03:40Take this.
03:417 days later
03:59Talk to your friends only about studies.
04:117 days later
04:417 days later
05:127 days later
05:157 days later
05:407 days later
05:45Hello, sweet smile.
05:46I am Mohit.
05:59Hello, Ranbir Kapoor hai.
06:02Naam pata hai mujhe.
06:147 days later
06:21You came to the shop to get recharged.
06:25My entire body and soul is recharged.
06:44What is this?
06:46If you want to write poetry,
06:48you should at least threaten me.
07:157 days later
07:29You shatter into pieces in me.
07:33I merge into you.
07:45Jisme ho teri saanson ki tapish
07:51Mausam wo sard de de
07:55Jisme ho aisa sukhon ka
08:00Mujhe wo dard de de
08:04Jisme ho teri saanson ki tapish
08:09Sister,
08:10Bhaskar, you wait.
08:14Farmaish hai dil ki
08:17Main tujh mein shaamil ho jaaun
08:25You shatter into pieces in me.
08:31What happened?
08:32Will you reach after the wedding?
08:36You shatter into pieces in me.
08:42I merge into you.
08:46Jisme chhalke ishq aankhon se
08:52Mujhe wo nikaah de de
08:56Jisme ho mera hi basar
09:01Mujhe wo panah de de
09:06Tere ishq ke dariya mein
09:09Main doob ke tar jaaun
09:17You shatter into pieces in me.
09:23I merge into you.
09:28You shatter into pieces in me.
09:35Main tujh mein mil jaaun
09:41Sweet smile.
09:42Mujhe kuch chahiye.
09:46Sun lo haal mera
09:50Meri aankhon ki zubaani
09:54Ho jaane do baya
09:58Ankahi kahaani
10:05Tu khatra khatra bikhar jaaun
10:09Mujh pe
10:12Main tujh mein mir jaaun
10:26Mishti
10:32Kya?
10:35Kya?
10:38Mishti ka matlab sweet hota hai na?
10:50Pata hai mujhe yahi pali badhi hu.
10:53Toh aaj se tumhara naam Mishti.
11:00Sirf meri liye.
11:17Bas naam dete ro.
11:19Bas naam dete ro aur shairiya bijo.
11:22Aise hi chalta rahega.
11:33Nahi.
11:35Main toh tumhare saath holi khelunga iss Friday ko.
11:42Main toh tumhare.
11:49Holi khelunga.
12:09Aur tum mana nahi karogi.
12:20Yaar maine bachpan se baara Bengali filmon mein dekha hai.
12:23Boyfriend girlfriend bante toh holi khelte.
12:35Tum aao ya naao.
12:49Tum aao ya naao.
12:51Tum aao ya naao.
12:53Tum aao ya naao.
13:17Ji, har saal pooja mein hum saath hi gaye hain.
13:21Mantri ji ke yaha.
13:23Waha jaana bhi zaruri hai Rama.
13:26Rishta kharab nahi kar sakte hain.
13:28Aur waha se nikal kar seedhe pooja mein aajaayenge.
13:31Tum log kahin ghar se baar mat jaana.
13:34Ji hum kahaan baar jaayenge.
13:38Toh ho gaya.
13:40Aur agar koi lafanga yaha gaya.
13:41Toh hum tau ji ko phone kar denge.
13:44Paanch log das minne bhaage bhaage toh aayi jaayenge.
13:46Hai na?
13:47Aur waise bhi humare ghar mein aani ki koi himmat toh karega nahi.
13:52Yeh lijiye papa.
13:53Aapka calculator.
13:57Wah.
14:18Aagaya boodh banke?
14:20Aap chup chup ghar pe baithna.
14:21Haan.
14:22Seedhe bathroom jao.
14:23Aur jaake saath ho jaa.
14:24Haan maa.
14:25Main thoda pados mein wo aunty hai na.
14:27Manager ji.
14:28Unki yaha jaariyun.
14:29Pooja hai.
14:30Hmm?
14:31Okay.
14:32Mere aate aate.
14:33Tum dono naha dho kar tayyaar ho jaana.
14:36Hmm?
14:37Haan.
14:38Jao.
14:39Jata ho.
14:47Das din ka homework karna padega.
15:18Dekh bhai.
15:19Siddhi baat.
15:20No bakwaas.
15:21Last year's score chilo 9 girls.
15:23Kintu yeh baar.
15:24Tosta maal ke rangna lagiye na.
15:26Aami ghare jaabo na.
15:31Oye Mohit.
15:32Ki walo tohke?
15:33Na maal khaatch chesh.
15:35Na make dekh chesh.
15:37Oye Mohit.
15:38Ki walo tohke?
15:39Na maal khaatch chesh.
15:40Na make dekh chesh.
15:48Oye.
15:49Dekh aagaya tera number 10.
15:56Boss.
15:57Agar ise rang diya na.
15:58Puri Mishra khandaan ghar aa jayenge.
16:01Aur puri.
16:02Jalpaiguri mein kisi ki bhi himmat nahi hai.
16:04Mishra ki beti ko rang denega.
16:07Hmm.
16:08Ki walo?
16:09Kata hai jat chhesh?
16:11Wapas.
16:12Ho gahi meri holi.
16:37Happy Holi!
16:53So?
16:54Are you going to get out of Mishra's jail?
16:56Just for 15 minutes.
16:57So hurry up.
16:58Otherwise because of your Holi,
17:00my future will get black and white.
17:02Understood?
17:03Otherwise because of your Holi,
17:05my future will get black and white.
17:07Understood?
17:33Oh hello!
17:43Do you really consider yourself a hero of a film,
17:45that you are coloring in slow motion?
17:47Do you really consider yourself a hero of a film,
17:48that you are coloring in slow motion?
17:53You look so innocent from outside but inside,
17:55you are so colorful and all.
17:57you are so colorful and all.
17:59Why?
18:00You don't like all this.
18:01You don't like all this, do you?
18:06No, I want the whole thing.
18:10This colour TV.
18:31No, I don't.
19:02No.
19:28Madhuri?
19:31Madhuri?