Aired (September 28, 2024): Maging sapat na kaya ang pagtirik ng mata at malalim na boses ng 'Undertaker' ng Parañaque upang mapabilib ang mga hurado at madlang people? #GMANetwork
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00:00Hinul Marusya, Nangiisa Millenera.
00:03Let's see. Here's contestant number 3.
00:30There is no rest in peace.
00:54There is no peace in the Undertaker's Monterey.
01:23Through the years, there have been many dragons who tried their siege to my kingdom.
01:29And one by one, they all suffered the same fate.
01:36Don't say a word.
01:38And never mind that voice you heard.
01:42It's just a visitor you met.
01:46In your closet, in your head.
01:50Exit light. Enter night.
01:57Wait on him.
02:01Exit light. Enter night.
02:09Take my hand.
02:13You've got to never, never let him in.
02:22Let's welcome contestant number 3, Charles Pallier.
02:25The Undertaker of Parana.
02:27Wow, so many of us.
02:29Wow, he's famous. He's a famous wrestler, the Undertaker.
02:32Hey, get it, get it, get it.
02:34Hey, Undertaker.
02:35I'm getting dizzy.
02:36I'm losing my vision.
02:38There he is.
02:41Wow, his head hurts.
02:43Are you hungry?
02:44I made his head hurt.
02:46Hey, Undertaker, your brother is here.
02:48Who's his brother?
02:49He's Care.
02:50Caretaker.
02:52So cute, Charles.
02:53Isn't that Paul Bearer?
02:55Huh?
02:56Isn't that Paul Bearer?
02:57Yes, that's him.
03:00Wow, Jukes.
03:01Wow, Jukes.
03:03I love you, brother. I love you.
03:05Oh, he's just googling people.
03:08Wow, he's just lying down now.
03:10Diet.
03:11What's your secret?
03:12What is your secret?
03:13Diet.
03:15Just a broken heart.
03:18Huh?
03:19Just a broken heart.
03:21Oh, a broken heart.
03:23His voice is so beautiful.
03:25That's why he's wearing all black.
03:27Yeah.
03:28And also gossip anxiety.
03:30Oh, gossip anxiety.
03:31This is in English and you're talking to me.
03:33That's why I gave you a job to talk to me.
03:35But he's the crazy one.
03:37His fans are Spider-Man.
03:39Oh, Spider-Man.
03:42Wait, wait.
03:43Is he your friend?
03:44Is he your friend?
03:45Does your Spider-Man have a suit?
03:47Isn't that Gagamboy?
03:50How are you, friend?
03:52Huh?
03:53How are you, friend?
03:54How are you, friend?
03:55He's wearing a wig.
03:56Do you have a lot of supporters now?
03:59It's hard.
04:00It's hard?
04:01Does he have an outing?
04:02Does he have a gaggle?
04:03Does he do streaming?
04:04A lot.
04:05He doesn't gaggle.
04:06Anyway, Undertaker.
04:08A lot of people want to know.
04:10What's your full name?
04:12Do you know your full name?
04:14Mark Callaway.
04:16What?
04:17Mark Callaway.
04:18Mark Callaway.
04:19What happened to your voice?
04:20Under renovation?
04:21It's a rocker.
04:23I can't hold it.
04:25It's like Pepe Herrera.
04:28That's how he always talks.
04:30Because he can go back to Pepe Herrera.
04:32He's really like an actor.
04:34So, who's your next opponent?
04:38My next opponent?
04:40It depends, but I want to face Sting.
04:43Sting.
04:44Sting?
04:45Let's face one-on-one at WrestleMania.
04:48Sting?
04:49Sting?
04:50Sting?
04:51Maybe the band Sting?
04:53Can you say, what's up, Madlang people?
04:56Can you say what's up?
04:58What's up, Madlang people?
05:05It's hard, right?
05:06What's up, Madlang people?
05:10Why are your eyes twitching?
05:12We want to see your skills in wrestling.
05:15Oh, in wrestling?
05:16We want to fight you.
05:18Yes.
05:19Yes.
05:20Yes.
05:21Wow.
05:22Me again.
05:23So, I'll be your president.
05:25Are you ready?
05:27Get ready with your cellphones.
05:34I'm the chicken versus Oggy, the giant.
05:38Oggy, the giant.
05:40Okay, let's do it.
05:46Let's go.
05:55Wow.
05:57He's still alive.
06:00You're still alive.
06:04One.
06:05Two.
06:07Wait, wait.
06:08What?
06:09I can see Alcantara's head.
06:12I can see Alcantara's head.
06:14Guys, he smells like Undertaker.
06:18I thought it was Hansel and Gretel.
06:25Your eyes are twitching again.
06:26Yes, you can be Pepe Herrera.
06:29That's Junny Gamboa.
06:32Thank you, Undertaker.
06:33I love it.
06:34Thank you for that.
06:35Oh, yeah.
06:36Oh, he's scary.
06:38Yeah, give it up for Charles Spalier, Undertaker.
06:43Let's find out who the winner is.
06:45The winner is Ryan Atetai.
06:49Yes, that's right.
06:51Ryan, let's find out who the winner is.
06:53Let's find out if it's Kaloka or Kaloka like Romy Diaz.
06:57Yes, that's right.
06:59Kaloka or Kaloka like.
07:04Wow, Kaloka like.
07:07But there's one Kaloka.
07:09Oh, wow.
07:10Hi, excuse me, sir.
07:11Good afternoon.
07:12There's a foreigner.
07:13Hi, there.
07:14What's your name, sir?
07:15Trey Dale.
07:16Trey Dale.
07:17Trey Dale.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:19Why don't you talk to me?
07:20Where are you from?
07:21Where are you from?
07:22USA.
07:23From USA.
07:24Where exactly in USA?
07:25Because I was there yesterday.
07:26Tennessee.
07:27Tennessee.
07:28Yes.
07:29Oh, my God.
07:30That's so dope.
07:32Are you here for a vacation?
07:33Yes.
07:34Trey Dale, is it your first time in the Philippines?
07:36It is.
07:37And who are you with?
07:38My father.
07:39Your father.
07:40Hello there, father.
07:41Where's your mother, brother, sister?
07:43How do you brush your teeth?
07:45So, is it your first time coming here?
07:47Yes.
07:48Until when is your vacation?
07:49April.
07:50Oh, that's quite a long time.
07:51You have a business here in the Philippines?
07:53Nope.
07:54Can I see your documents?
07:55This is an immigration.
07:57Trey Dale, I saw you flip the card and it says here Kaloka.
08:02You know what this means, Kaloka?
08:04Yes.
08:05Oh, what does it mean?
08:06Oh, what the?
08:07Yeah, what?
08:10That it doesn't.
08:11Oh.
08:12It doesn't look.
08:13Does he look like Undertaker?
08:15He looks like Undertaker?
08:16I thought everything was great except bigger chest.
08:19Yeah.
08:20Oh, yeah.
08:21Bigger chest.
08:22Oh, you like bigger chest.
08:23Yeah.
08:24So, good luck to you.
08:25Ryan, why don't you talk to him?
08:26Who's him?
08:27Who's your Kaloka?
08:28Do you have any Kaloka like in USA?
08:31Johnny Depp.
08:32Wow, Johnny Depp.
08:33Johnny Depp.
08:34But you know what?
08:35You look like my favorite potato chips.
08:38Pringles.
08:39Pringles.
08:40Pringles.
08:41Pringles.
08:42Thank you very much, Trey Dale.
08:44Welcome to the Philippines.
08:45Sir.
08:46Sir.
08:47Oh, sir.
08:48Drink moderately, okay?
08:49Yes, sir.
08:54Welcome to the Philippines.
08:55He knows Tagalog.
08:57Marlon, do you know how to speak Tagalog?
08:59No, sir.
09:00No, sir.
09:01You know what?
09:02It's like he's joking.
09:03No, sir.
09:04He also has a movie.
09:05Yes.
09:06What movie?
09:07Toy Story.
09:08Oh, that one.
09:09That one.
09:10That one.
09:11Good luck to you, Trey Dale.
09:12Now, back to you guys.
09:15Welcome.
09:16This is an international wedding.
09:17Yes.
09:18Right?
09:19Let's hear the comments of Jurado Gladys Reyes.
09:21What's up?
09:22What's up?
09:23Makinis na madlang people.
09:28Yes.
09:29Charles.
09:30Congratulations.
09:32I was really scared when he came out.
09:34I told Pitsy that I look like him.
09:36I was scared.
09:37Christophe is really a fan of WWE.
09:39Yes.
09:40As a matter of fact, he has a collection of figures of wrestling.
09:43Yes.
09:44And Undertaker is one of them.
09:46I saw him.
09:47I saw him.
09:48He turned to me and said, yes.
09:49What?
09:50You can do it for me.
09:51You can do it for me, Abe.
09:52Yes, Abe.
09:53For me, Charles is Waka Waka.
09:55What's that?
09:56Waka Waka.
09:57Waka Waka.
09:58Waka Waka.
09:59Contrary to Mr. Pringles, for me, Waka Waka.
10:02What's that?
10:03What is Waka Waka?
10:04There's no doubt.
10:05Don't be crazy.
10:06Congratulations.
10:07Waka Waka.
10:08Waka Waka.
10:09Here it is.
10:10Here it is.
10:11Here it is.
10:12Here it is.
10:13Here it is.
10:14Here it is.
10:15Here it is.
10:16Here it is.
10:17I think I saw that.
10:18Where?
10:19Where did you see it?
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