Aired (September 21, 2024): Kung usapang kagwapuhan lang, panoorin ang pagsalang ng 'Empoy Marquez' ng Northern Samar sa 'Kalokalike'.
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00:00["Fake or Real?" by Calocalive plays in the background.]
00:03Our rising stars are about to face reveal.
00:07Look and judge if they are fake or real
00:11here on Calocalive Phase 4.
00:16The winners of Carbon Copy
00:18will be named Calocalive of the Day
00:20and will win
00:22Php 15,000.
00:24Why is it called Carbon Copy?
00:25I haven't heard of it for a long time.
00:26Yes, because it's so old-fashioned.
00:29So that you and your kids,
00:30me and my mom,
00:31can have Carbon Copy.
00:32Here are the judges
00:35who will judge if they are
00:37fake or real.
00:38Let's start with OG Rock and Roll Tandem,
00:41Chutz and Teddy!
00:47The beautiful,
00:48the talented,
00:49Ms. Gladys Reyes!
00:51Sexy mama!
00:53And joining us today,
00:55the heartthrob actor,
00:56David Lee Cauco!
00:58He's our groupmate in Motbasica.
01:00Hi, David!
01:02Konnichiwa!
01:04Konnichiwa!
01:05How are you?
01:06I'm okay.
01:07Irishimasen!
01:09Daijyobu! Daijyobu! Daijyobu!
01:13Congrats!
01:13Arigato gozaimasu, David!
01:15Now, let's open your eyes
01:17to the first Calocalive
01:18to be introduced.
01:20Here's contestant number one.
01:28♪♪♪
01:55Quiet, quiet, quiet!
01:58You're surprised, right?
02:00I'm also surprised.
02:05Oh, my goodness!
02:07I'm handsome!
02:09Oh, wait, wait!
02:11Don't look at me too much.
02:13I might melt.
02:15Remember, we're just a few in the world.
02:19What's up,
02:21Martlang people!
02:28I'm John Ray Mendoza,
02:30the Empoye Marquez
02:32of Northern Samar.
02:38Sapporo,
02:40it's hard to love.
02:42You're always hurt.
02:44Good thing, Sapporo,
02:46you're always by my side.
02:48Come on,
02:50let me introduce you.
02:54Touchdown, Sapporo!
02:58This is your mother.
03:00This is your father.
03:02And this is your baby.
03:04Nothing.
03:06Let's come and dance.
03:09♪♪♪♪
03:19♪♪♪♪
03:41Please welcome contestant number one,
03:43John Ray Mendoza,
03:45the Empoye Marquez of Northern Samar.
03:47Empoye, how are you?
03:51How are you?
03:55Empoye, I have a request for you.
03:57Say it.
03:59Cheetah is a handsome man.
04:01No, that's not it.
04:03Empoye,
04:05it's your turn.
04:07Empoye, are you asleep?
04:09No, I'm not.
04:11That's why.
04:13Your eyes are twinkling.
04:15You have a beautiful voice.
04:17How are you?
04:19Are you working on a new movie?
04:21We have a new movie.
04:23I haven't announced it yet.
04:25I can't tell you yet.
04:27It's a secret.
04:29Absolutely.
04:31I'm crying.
04:33You have a beautiful hair.
04:35You don't have a mustache.
04:37It's shiny.
04:39It's shiny.
04:41It's shiny.
04:43You have a mustache.
04:45I shaved it off.
04:47I saw you.
04:49Yes.
04:51It's the first of its kind.
04:55How do you feel
04:57that many people
04:59supported you
05:01for your movie?
05:03Probably.
05:05Please spell.
05:07Probably.
05:09It's easier.
05:11I feel good
05:13because many people
05:15watched and supported it.
05:17Thank you very much.
05:19Didn't you fall in love with Alexandra?
05:21Yes.
05:23You've been together for a long time.
05:25Yucks.
05:27You're too much.
05:29Actually,
05:31I think of her
05:33as a sister.
05:35That's all.
05:37When we're taping,
05:39I call her.
05:41Alex, maybe you'll fall in love with me.
05:43Nothing like that.
05:45You can't fall in love.
05:47Maybe you're friends.
05:49She can't stop her feelings.
05:51Did you feel that Alex
05:53fell in love with you?
05:55When I asked her,
05:57she didn't answer.
05:59Maybe it's a yes.
06:01Silence means yes.
06:03Aside from being an artist,
06:05what are your dreams?
06:07For now,
06:09I want to have a family
06:11because I'm old.
06:13How old are you?
06:15I'm in my 40s.
06:17I thought you're only 16.
06:19I thought you're only 12.
06:23You didn't say
06:25you're in your 40s.
06:27I'm in my small teens.
06:29Aside from
06:31Alex,
06:33Christian Reyes,
06:35who else do you want
06:37to partner with?
06:39A leading lady?
06:41I want to partner with
06:43Ms. Gladys.
06:45Why Ms. Gladys?
06:47I worked with her
06:49in Black Rider.
06:51You don't know her.
06:53I want to have a movie.
06:55She's already with you.
06:57You don't know her?
06:59She wants
07:01a leading lady.
07:03Do you have an interest?
07:05I haven't done that yet.
07:07I always get slapped.
07:09That's what I want, Ms. Gladys.
07:11Do you want to get slapped?
07:13Do you want to try?
07:15You're being challenged, Ms. Gladys.
07:17She wants to get slapped.
07:19Is that it?
07:21Are you sure?
07:23It's still early.
07:25Can we invite you here
07:27for an acting experience?
07:29Are you sure?
07:31Ms. Gladys,
07:33let me remind you.
07:35She got slapped last month.
07:37She's still sleeping.
07:39That's why I'm asking
07:41if she's sure.
07:43There's a doctor nearby.
07:45It's still early.
07:47Let's clarify.
07:49Is it physical or love?
07:51It's a slap of love.
07:55You're being challenged.
07:57Okay.
07:59Be careful
08:01what you wish for.
08:03Do you want this?
08:05Do you want this?
08:07If Ms. Gladys slaps you,
08:09you might lose your mind.
08:11You're challenging me.
08:13You might see something different.
08:15It was nice to know you.
08:17I'm not ready yet.
08:19There's nothing.
08:21There's nothing.
08:23Look at me.
08:25I'm your local like.
08:27Local like?
08:29Yes.
08:31I'm speechless.
08:33I called her.
08:35It's okay.
08:37It's okay, Xena.
08:39You're husband and wife.
08:41You're husband and wife.
08:43But you saw her.
08:45She's with another woman.
08:47Honey, come on, honey.
08:49That's it, Xena.
08:51You'll see her.
08:53She's with another woman.
08:55She's with another woman.
08:57It's natural.
08:59Here we go.
09:01Are you ready, Gladys?
09:03Where's the location?
09:05At the mall.
09:07I'm shopping alone.
09:09You're shopping alone.
09:11You'll meet them.
09:13Lights, camera, action.
09:15What do you want?
09:17Wait.
09:19I need a door.
09:21A door?
09:23A door?
09:25You know, at the mall,
09:27there are big postings.
09:29You'll see them.
09:31You'll see them.
09:33What did you say? A door?
09:35It's like a gate.
09:37There's no gate at the mall.
09:39It's just a door.
09:41It opens automatically, right?
09:43Yes.
09:45Is it called a sliding door?
09:47Yes.
09:49Is that the requirement here today?
09:51Is that the requirement here today?
09:53We didn't get the memo.
09:55We didn't get the memo.
09:57Look alike.
09:59Lights, camera, action.
10:01Lights, camera, action.
10:03Honey.
10:05Honey.
10:07Honey.
10:09It's not about us.
10:11Honey.
10:13Honey.
10:15My loves.
10:17My loves?
10:19Do you only love me?
10:21Wait, there's more.
10:27Wait a minute.
10:29I'll explain.
10:31What are you doing here?
10:33You told me you're at work.
10:35That's why I'm alone here.
10:37I told you not to invite me.
10:39Who is she?
10:41Why did you call her my loves?
10:43Who is she?
10:45I'm my loves.
10:47She is my wife.
10:49She is my wife.
10:51So you lied to me?
10:53You lied to me?
10:55Wait a minute.
10:57Wait a minute.
10:59You came here through the door.
11:01Wait a minute.
11:03Just calm down.
11:05You told me...
11:07You told me...
11:09Just calm down.
11:11You told me...
11:13You told me...
11:15You told me...
11:17Just calm down.
11:19You told me...
11:21I'm your wife, right?
11:23You told me...
11:25You told me...
11:27You promised...
11:29You swore...
11:31You got us married...
11:33You got us married...
11:35You got us married...
11:37In the church of the church.
11:39You already know that.
11:41Yes, in the front of the church.
11:43You were slapped by the priest.
11:45I didn't slap you.
11:47I was the one who was slapped.
11:49Wait a minute.
11:51You already know that, right?
11:53You promised us.
11:55You promised us.
11:57You promised us.
11:59That we should be together.
12:01So who is that?
12:03You slap her first.
12:05Don't make it long.
12:07She is my other woman.
12:09Ha!
12:11You're being so rude to me.
12:13You're saying that she is your other woman.
12:15How could you do this to me?
12:17I'm so sorry.
12:19I'm so sorry?
12:21Please forgive me.
12:23I can't forgive you.
12:25You hurt me so much.
12:27Do you know that?
12:29I won't accept your apology.
12:31Ma'am, she is with someone else everyday.
12:33Ha!
12:35Do you see that?
12:37Yes.
12:39Is she with someone else everyday?
12:41Yes.
12:43Wait a minute.
12:45She is so good at acting.
12:47Do you see that she is with someone else?
12:49Yes.
12:51So you are not the other woman.
12:53Yes.
12:55Wait a minute.
12:57How could you do this to me?
12:59I'm sorry.
13:01You already know how much I love you.
13:03Yes, I know.
13:05I almost bet my life on you.
13:07You already know that, right?
13:09But this is the only thing you can do to me.
13:11Ouch!
13:13Ouch!
13:15Cut!
13:17The scene is so good.
13:19Are you okay?
13:21Are you okay?
13:23Wait a minute.
13:25It's like she is blushing.
13:27It's like you hit the door.
13:29It's like a sliding folder.
13:31But, but,
13:33when she slaps you,
13:35the slaps will hit the door.
13:37The slaps will hit the door.
13:39But she slaps you.
13:41No.
13:43So take 2.
13:45Her face is so hard.
13:47It hurts.
13:49Okay.
13:51Okay, take 2, director.
13:53Take 2.
13:55But the door will fight.
13:57The door will fight.
13:59The door will fight.
14:01The door will fight.
14:03It's like
14:05the slap will hurt more on the door.
14:07Because the door is hard.
14:09Okay, cut!
14:11Let's give a round of applause to M5.
14:13Congratulations.
14:15She's so good.
14:17Thank you, Gladys.
14:19Thank you, Gladys.
14:21Are you okay?
14:23She removed her teeth.
14:25She's an award-winning actress.
14:27Gladys.
14:29Yes.
14:31She slapped someone else.
14:33It's raining.
14:35It's called
14:37advance thanksgiving.
14:41Advance thanksgiving.
14:43It's different.
14:45If you're okay, you're happy.
14:47Let's group hug her.
14:49Let's group hug her, guys.
14:51Yes.
14:53Okay, congratulations.
14:55Give her a kiss
14:57so she'll disappear.
14:59Give her a kiss
15:01so she'll disappear.
15:03So the pain will go away.
15:05Just a kiss.
15:07Just a kiss.
15:09You're the one who kissed Moon.
15:11Just a kiss.
15:13I'm not lying.
15:15This is before.
15:17Wait, guys.
15:19Don't do that to Kimmy.
15:21She might get mad.
15:23She might get mad.
15:25She might get mad.
15:27She might get mad.
15:29Maybe Mpoy has a wife.
15:31Maybe she'll be mad at you.
15:33Mpoy has a wife.
15:35You guys should let her taste
15:37the slap of Miss Gladys.
15:39And here's the one who'll taste
15:41the other flavor.
15:43Let's see
15:45what the audience thinks
15:47of contestant number one
15:49from Ryan and Aya.
15:51Thank you, Kimmy.
15:53Let's ask
15:55the opinions of many people.
15:57Madness or madness?
15:59Madness or madness?
16:01Madness or madness?
16:03Madness or madness?
16:05There's a lot of madness.
16:07Madness or madness?
16:09There's a lot of madness.
16:11Let's go up.
16:13Hi.
16:15She got slapped.
16:17She got slapped.
16:19Hello.
16:21What's your name?
16:23What's your name?
16:25Mark.
16:27Where are you from?
16:29I'm from Maragondon, Cavite.
16:31I'm from Maragondon, Cavite.
16:33Hello, Cavite.
16:35Hello.
16:37This is our captain.
16:39He's my colleague.
16:41He's my colleague.
16:43He's my colleague.
16:45I got scared when you raised your hand.
16:47I got scared when you raised your hand.
16:49You chose a madman.
16:51You chose a madman.
16:53You chose a madman.
16:55I believe that Kimmy is a madman.
16:57I believe that Kimmy is a madman.
16:59I believe in his mustache.
17:01I love you.
17:03I love you.
17:05I love you.
17:07Did an artist tell you
17:09that you're a madman?
17:11Who?
17:13We're always together.
17:15We're always together.
17:17Who?
17:19Dambo!
17:21Dambo!
17:23You look like Dambo.
17:25You look like Dambo.
17:27I'm wearing a hat.
17:29Your dad's arm is huge.
17:31Your dad's arm is huge.
17:33Hug him.
17:35Hug him.
17:37I'm a big man.
17:39I'm a big man.
17:41He's a big man.
17:43You're like a
17:57Why?
17:59If I'm single, you'll court me?
18:01I don't like your hug.
18:03I always see you.
18:05I always see you.
18:07Why?
18:09He already has a girlfriend.
18:11Even if I don't have a girlfriend, I don't like you.
18:13Just kidding.
18:19Back to you, guys.
18:21Thank you so much, Ion and Ryan.
18:23And now, we'll find out
18:25if you can tell the truth.
18:27Let's see what Jurado has to say.
18:29David Leicalco.
18:33Hello, John.
18:35What's up, Madlam people?
18:37What's up, Madlam people?
18:41Hello.
18:43Go ahead.
18:45He said, Pakis.
18:47But he's a guy.
18:49He said, Pakis.
18:51So, John, when I came in,
18:53I saw you.
18:55I thought it was you in the picture.
18:57And your pose.
18:59And your dance.
19:01You look like me.
19:03When you were dancing with
19:05Ms. Gladys Reyes,
19:07and your improvisations,
19:09you really looked like
19:11a great actress.
19:13To be fair to her,
19:15she didn't move at all.
19:17When you were dancing, she didn't move at all.
19:19Why didn't she move at all?
19:21She already has a girlfriend.
19:23She said, do I really look like her or not?
19:25She woke up.
19:27She even hesitated.
19:29Go, David.
19:31That was crazy-like.
19:33For me.
19:35Thank you so much, Horado David.
19:37Horado, you can now give
19:39your hat to John Ray Mendoza,
19:41the Envoy Marquez
19:43of Northern Summer.