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00:00Time to go into your paisley shirts to the Bahamas!
00:04That's it and good night everybody!
00:07This is Jimmy. He's got a secret and it's hidden inside this red bag.
00:12Has he taken steroids for the last 13 years?
00:16Does he dance for men to make money?
00:19Or did he have sex with his friend's grandmother?
00:24We'll open up this bag and a whole lot more coming up on a special episode of Baggage!
00:49Hi, I'm Jerry Springer and welcome to a special triplet edition of Baggage.
00:53Three identical triplets will compete to find new love by revealing their embarrassing secrets.
00:59But first, let's meet our handsome dater.
01:01He's a personal trainer from Tacoma, Washington.
01:04Say hello to Jimmy!
01:07Hey Jimmy, how are you? Nice to meet you.
01:10So, what kind of woman are you looking for?
01:13Well, Jerry, basically I'm looking for a classy, sensual woman who really appreciates the arts.
01:20I love music. I love going to concerts. Been a singer a long time.
01:23And a little known tidbit was that I used to play Prince Charming in the Snow White musical at Disneyland.
01:31So you're looking for Cinderella?
01:33Looking for that Cinderella.
01:35Well, I think you're going to be in luck. First of all, this show ends before midnight, so you'll be okay with her.
01:40I've seen the three triplets. Beautiful young women. Beautiful.
01:44But it's going to be hard to tell the difference between them, except they all have their own baggage.
01:49All right. Ready to meet them?
01:50Yeah.
01:51Let's do it.
01:52She's a bartender from Pontiac, Illinois. Put your hands together for Shelby!
02:00Hey Jimmy, I love hitting the town. We could stay up late, grab a drink, and paint the town red or any other color.
02:09Very good.
02:10Up next, she's a restaurant manager also from Pontiac, Illinois. Give it up for Stevie.
02:19Hi Jimmy, I love to dance and shake what I've got. I've even interned and won a pole dancing contest before.
02:24So if you're looking to have a good time, then look no further.
02:30Great. She's a bartender from where else? Pontiac, Illinois. Let's hear it for Shauna!
02:40Hey Jimmy, most people think I'm a good girl, but I think it's just because I get away with a lot of things.
02:44Maybe we can get away with things together.
02:47So how do you feel about dating a triplet?
02:50It'll be much easier to find the right one to date because it'll all depend on their baggage. I mean, they're all beautiful women, so...
02:56There you go. You can't go wrong.
02:59Right.
03:00Each sister brought three bags hiding their embarrassing personal issues.
03:03Now as the bags get bigger, so of course do their secrets. This way Jimmy can see their shortcomings and make a quick decision on who he will date.
03:10Triplets, it is time to reveal your smallest piece of baggage.
03:17Let's start with Shelby.
03:25I'm a redneck woman.
03:30Basically, I grew up from a small town, so I'm really like country, down to earth girl.
03:36I do tend to dip occasionally, so I'm your average just redneck woman.
03:44My concern would be that, you know, I might roll over at night and hit the shotgun.
03:50But, you know, a girl that can dip, that's pretty brave. I like that.
03:54Okay. So far, so good.
03:56Stevie, please reveal your bag.
04:03I pee my pants when I laugh.
04:09So what's your concern there?
04:11I do like to go to comedy shows, so I would be worried that every time a joke lands, she'd have to run to the bathroom.
04:18If you do make me laugh too hard, then I might pee a little, but it's not a problem.
04:26Shauna, please reveal your baggage.
04:33I tan more than Snooki.
04:38She doesn't look orange.
04:41No, she definitely does not look orange in any way, and I can appreciate a girl that has a certain glow about her, you know.
04:48But I would be a little cautious about the effects on the skin over time, you know.
04:53What about this?
04:54I used to actually work in a tanning salon, and I tanned a lot in high school.
04:58But over the years, I've gotten a lot better at it, and I'd like to make more use by going out,
05:04maybe to the beach or rollerblading down the boardwalk more so to get my tan that way.
05:08Well, up next, the triplets reveal even bigger baggage, and Jimmy trims the family trio.
05:13Which sister goes home first? Find out when we come back.
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05:24A machine.
05:32Hey, welcome back to a special triplets edition of Baggage, where the three identical sisters spill their secrets to win the heart of a single guy.
05:40Now, earlier, we saw their smallest baggage.
05:43We've got Shelby, who's a redneck woman.
05:47Stevie, who pees her pants when she laughs.
05:51And Sharna, who tans more than Snooki.
05:55All right, now, Jimmy threes the crowd, so that means it's time for the deal-breaker round, where we open even bigger baggage.
06:01Now, we've placed their bags here randomly, so when Jimmy picks the one that's too hard to handle,
06:05well, the sister who claims that particular bag will be leaving us for good.
06:10It is time to reveal more baggage.
06:20Bag number one.
06:26I snoop through my dates' wallets.
06:33Bag number two.
06:37I use a dating website even when in a relationship.
06:45Bag number three.
06:51I dump my boyfriend on our anniversary.
06:59I did the same thing. He got over it.
07:06What's your concern about each of these now? Let's go through them one at a time, okay?
07:10I dump my boyfriend on our anniversary.
07:13Well, Jerry, my concern would be that she doesn't respect the tradition of the anniversary, right?
07:29I use a dating website even when in a relationship. What does that tell you?
07:34She's not fully committed when she's in a relationship, and maybe it was the guy.
07:40I snoop through my dates' wallets.
07:44Yeah, that seems a little sneaky to me, so that is a big concern.
07:50Yeah. All right. I have to ask you now, Jimmy, which bag is too much for you?
07:56Because the sister who claims that particular bag is going to have to say goodbye.
08:02So I have to ask you now, which one is your deal breaker?
08:10Well, my deal breaker is...
08:21I snoop through my dates' wallets.
08:26Ladies, it is time to claim your baggage.
08:40Huh? Huh? Huh?
08:48Stevie, what do you want to say?
08:51I've had guys before give me wrong names, so it's like I want to see to make sure he's giving me the right information.
08:56Well, I'm sorry, Stevie, if that's your name, but it is time to pack up and go.
09:03Your wallet was probably empty anyways, and you just let the best sister go. Good luck, girls.
09:12Okay, well, out of the triplets, only twins remain.
09:16We've got Shauna, who dumped her boyfriend on the anniversary,
09:20and Shelby, who uses a dating website even when in a relationship.
09:24Ladies, please join us over on the hot seat.
09:28Hey, Jimmy, this is my big bag.
09:33And I don't think your skin has enough real estate value for my name to be on it anyways.
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09:42Check because you shouldn't be in doubt when you go out.
09:45Now, Jimmy, we heard your concerns about their baggage.
09:48Let's hear what the sisters have to say now.
09:50Shelby uses a dating website even when in a relationship.
09:53Shauna, your thoughts?
09:55I just don't think that you should, you know, keep your options open when you're dating somebody.
09:59You need to be committed to that person and that person only.
10:01I know. I feel like the past guy that I dated didn't really keep me on my toes,
10:07so if I do find somebody that can keep me on my toes and can have fun with,
10:12then I'm willing to delete the account.
10:14Shauna dumped her boyfriend on their anniversary.
10:17Shelby, what are your thoughts about that?
10:20Honestly, I thought it was pretty harsh because the guy had written her, like, a poem and wrote her a song,
10:26but I guess it just wasn't working out and she didn't want to waste any more time.
10:30It wasn't intentional. I didn't want it to be on the anniversary,
10:32but I felt like, why go out and celebrate your anniversary when it's not going good?
10:36Okay, ladies, it's time to think on your feet.
10:38I'm going to ask each of you a series of questions
10:40so Jimmy can find out which one of you is the better fit for him.
10:43Let's start with Shelby. Shelby, please step into the hot spot.
10:50Shelby, give me the quickest answer that comes to mind.
10:53Which set of brothers would you prefer to go on a triple date with?
10:56The Baldwin brothers, the Wayans brothers or the Jonas brothers?
10:59Wayne's brothers, definitely.
11:03What won't you share with your sisters?
11:06My makeup.
11:09Jimmy played Prince Charming at Disneyland.
11:13Which princess would you play and why?
11:16I would play Ariel because I'm very adventurous.
11:19I love the water and I love to swim.
11:25Sometimes triplets have their own language.
11:28What's one thing that makes sense to the three of you that no one else would get?
11:32If we meet somebody and we need help and we need to get out of it,
11:35we have certain things we do.
11:37What is your signal for getting out of it?
11:39One signal is the hair behind the ears.
11:42If you do it too much, you know, it's kind of like, hey, come save me.
11:46Finish this sentence.
11:48Neither of my sisters can blank like me.
11:51Can be as spontaneous and fun as me.
11:54There you go. Have a seat.
12:01Okay, Jimmy, what did you think of her answers?
12:04I mean, while they all seem pretty reasonable,
12:07the Wayans brothers are obviously way smarter than the Baldwins.
12:12Saving your sister or any other girl from some creepy guy,
12:16I think that's totally reasonable and should be done with more clues.
12:23Shauna, please step into the spotlight.
12:30The first answer that comes to mind.
12:32Of your three sisters, are you the wildest, the weirdest, or the wisest?
12:37Definitely the wisest.
12:40Jimmy is a personal trainer.
12:43What's your favorite workout outside of the gym?
12:46Anything at the beach.
12:50What's the best part of being a triplet?
12:52We have best friends, like two best friends that you grew up with every day
12:56and someone to always go to if you have problems or anything like that.
13:03Complete this sentence.
13:05I'm an aficionado when it comes to...
13:07Dancing?
13:08Dancing.
13:09May we see an example?
13:11Music, please.
13:19You and your sisters see Jimmy at a club.
13:22How do you claim dibs?
13:24We call dibs. We literally say dibs.
13:26Oh, really?
13:27And then if that's the problem, if we all say the exact same time,
13:30we do rock, paper, scissors.
13:32Okay, that's great. Have a seat.
13:34True story, true story.
13:37What do you think?
13:38I love that she likes the outdoor activities,
13:40and I think it's great that none of you guys ever try to bully each other.
13:46If you do say dibs at the same time,
13:48you give it the fair shot with rock, paper, scissors.
13:52Jimmy, I don't want you to choose a sister just yet
13:54because you have no idea what's hiding in Shelby and Chawna's biggest baggage,
13:57and that could be double trouble.
13:59But don't forget, Jimmy brought his own baggage, too.
14:03Has he taken steroids for the last 13 years?
14:07Does he dance for men to make money?
14:10Or did he have sex with his friend's grandmother?
14:14Find out the truth when we come back.
14:33Welcome back to a special Triplets edition of Baggage.
14:44Now, I'm here with Jimmy, a personal trainer,
14:46who is stoning up his love life.
14:48Now, only two identical sisters remain,
14:50and they are about to reveal their biggest secrets to Jimmy,
14:53who must now make his final decision.
14:56Will he choose Shelby, the lonesome cowgirl
14:58who's always looking for greener pastures?
15:01Or Chawna, the tannerholic
15:03who bounced a boyfriend on the anniversary?
15:06Ladies, it is time to reveal your biggest piece of baggage.
15:16Shelby.
15:23I threw a fake charity event to get here, buddy.
15:29What's your concern there?
15:31My obvious concern would be,
15:33is she doing large-scale deception to me?
15:36Yeah.
15:39What was this? It sounds fascinating.
15:41Basically, my friends and I threw a party,
15:44and we got into a lot of trouble,
15:46got some tickets, and we needed a way to pay for them,
15:50so we threw a charity event car wash to help pay for it,
15:53and we told people it was for students in need.
15:56But it was successful. It worked.
16:01Chawna, please reveal your baggage.
16:10I cheated on a boyfriend with his twin.
16:17So, yeah, what's your thought about that?
16:20My obvious concern would be, is she gonna cheat on me?
16:24Yeah.
16:25You know, is enough ever gonna be enough?
16:28Yeah, what happened?
16:29I cheated on my boyfriend with his twin.
16:31It was a long time ago. It was a mistake.
16:33I regret it, and it will never happen again.
16:36Shelby, tell Jimmy why he should choose you and not Chawna.
16:40I'm very spontaneous. I'm very adventurous.
16:43I'm your small-town, down-to-earth,
16:45you know, Midwest country girl, and I love to have fun,
16:48but at the same time, I'm, like, really independent,
16:51and clearly, I'm just an all-around girl next door.
16:59All right. Chawna?
17:01I like to have a lot of fun, too. I love outdoor activities.
17:04And I know this is kind of a big bag,
17:06but you're not a twin, so it's okay.
17:11Okay. It is time to choose.
17:15Will it be Shelby, who's a redneck woman,
17:19uses a dating website even when in a relationship,
17:23and threw a fake charity event to get beer money?
17:28Or will it be Chawna, who tans more than Snooki,
17:33dumped her boyfriend on their anniversary,
17:36and who cheated on her boyfriend with his twin?
17:40Jimmy, it is time to send one of these sisters packing.
17:45Oh!
17:53I'm sorry, Chawna. You have too much baggage.
17:56Oh!
17:58I'm sorry, Chawna, but it is time to pack up and go.
18:02I hope you have fun with Shelby,
18:04but we wouldn't even have an anniversary.
18:06Oh!
18:08Congratulations, Shelby and Jimmy!
18:12But the drama's not over.
18:14Will Shelby stay with Jimmy after seeing his big baggage?
18:17It all comes down to this when we come back.
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18:33All right, welcome back to Baggage.
18:35Jimmy has just chosen a lovely Shelby here,
18:37and we invited her sisters to join us.
18:40But the tables have now turned,
18:42and now, of course, it is her decision.
18:44What's the secret in Jimmy's big red bag?
18:48Has he taken steroids for the last 13 years?
18:53Does he dance for men to make money?
18:57Or did he have sex with his friend's grandmother?
19:02Shelby, of these possibilities,
19:05what would the toughest piece of baggage for you to handle be?
19:09The toughest piece would have to be the steroids for 13 years.
19:13To me, that's just, it's not natural,
19:17and I don't know what the side effects will intake.
19:21That's right.
19:22Okay, so that would be the toughest for you to handle.
19:24Definitely.
19:25All right, well, let's see what it is here.
19:27Jimmy, please reveal your baggage.
19:34Oh!
19:37I dance for men to make money!
19:42Oh!
19:44Do you dance for gay men?
19:46Or, like, where do you dance at?
19:49Where does this happen?
19:51It's a gay bar, and I go-go dance there.
19:54I'm a very friendly gay ally, and I get to dance,
19:57and I get to make way more money than I would at another job
20:01so that I can take ladies out.
20:03And, uh, so it's really an efficiency cost at the end of the day.
20:09Okay.
20:11What are your concerns?
20:13Um, just that maybe he won't pay enough attention to me,
20:19and, uh, I don't know.
20:22Like, I mean, if he is doing it for gay or in a gay atmosphere,
20:26I think it's different, but, uh...
20:28But you're worried that some guy might try to pick him up
20:31and he could have an interest there.
20:33Exactly.
20:34All right, that's your concern.
20:36Well, considering what your concern is,
20:38considering the baggage,
20:40and the fact that he seems like a nice guy,
20:42so you've got a decision to make.
20:44And so I'm asking you now,
20:46Shelby, can you accept Jimmy's baggage?
20:51No!
20:53No!
20:56Jimmy?
21:01I can accept your baggage.
21:03Whoa, congratulations!
21:05All right.
21:06Shelby and Jimmy will enjoy a romantic dinner cruise
21:08aboard the Hornblower of Newport Beach.
21:10We'll see you next time.
21:14So you ready to go grab a beer?
21:16Definitely. Under one condition, though.
21:18Can my sisters come, too?
21:19Absolutely.
21:20Three's a crab, but four's a score.