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00:16And now, back to Dick Clark.
00:17I want to take your mind off your problems, Bob.
00:20Yeah?
00:21Apparently yesterday, when I did this show, I took a blank $50,000 check and put it in
00:28my breast pocket.
00:30I just turned to the stage manager at the right-hand of the stage, he says, you got
00:33the check?
00:34He says, no, I don't have the check.
00:35Man on the left, no, I don't have the check.
00:36They're running around backstage, they're going up to my dressing room, if you'll stay
00:39right here.
00:40I hear them running like crazy.
00:42There's a man back here who has found the check.
00:48This is literally a blank check.
00:50Now here, get a close look at it.
00:52It's signed, it's got $50,000, and that's been sitting in my dressing room overnight.
00:56Anybody can go up there, scribble their name on it.
00:58I'm going to save this, this time, very carefully.
01:01Everybody, please remember, it's in the brown suit with the brown lining.
01:06You all right?
01:07You okay?
01:08Enough of this folly roll.
01:09No, no.
01:10You go to the top.
01:11You've got yourself $50,000.
01:12Nice and quiet, folks.
01:13Let's concentrate now.
01:14Shh.
01:15Here is your first subject.
01:16Go.
01:17A snail.
01:18Things with a shell.
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02:25You gave the perfect clue but the problem is an age factor here because people don't
02:33use that device anymore.
02:37The train reference, what did you say?
02:39The railroad train, a sleeping car on the railroad.
02:41You know what they call those things?
02:44Pullman's?
02:45Well, they had a name.
02:46Years and years ago, if people go on sleep on the train, they'd say you have a compartment.
02:50Oh, my Lord.
02:51apartments of course it's the out-of-use sort of thing I think that's also the
02:56only clue I couldn't think of anything you said a purse that was good try the
03:00last week okay a car a new recruit yeah that's fudging around not too good a bus
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04:57five hundred thousand dollars that he cannot remain silent for one year you're
05:05a shallow talkative empty-headed ne'er-do-well and to remain silent would
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05:36look here again Dick Clark once again the $50,000 purchase up there at the top
05:41of the $50,000 pyramid the check is safely in hand folks I'm happy to say
05:45Colleen Messina has rejoined us were you afraid when we said goodbye the last
05:50time that you might not get this chance very much so why because I'll kill her
05:55over there right killer has been here before I mean Bob you've had a lot of
06:00chances you know you've got another opportunity soupy you're ready to go to
06:04bed again yeah all right it's boys against the girls the ladies will start
06:08us off in a moment we have stars of the story books weigh in if I were a rich
06:13man NG table talk the extremists were on our way hopefully to a $50,000 win Joanne
06:18all right let's try table talk all right please describe for your partner these
06:23types of tables you may use the word table in your description and between
06:27the two of you we must hear the entire answer in other words somebody over
06:30there has to say the word table describe these types of tables ready go this is
06:37the place where you make the food is a kitchen table coffee table and this is
06:42the nights of the round table this is not the morning but a night table this
06:48is the doctor does the operating table and this is where you shoot these
06:54table yeah or another table this is everybody goes in it has a big talk in
06:59the business table this is on a boat it's the everybody's invited to I swear
07:14you have a habit of getting the last answer when the one second comes up and
07:19Bob stand by soupy which one for in benefit of Bob here if I were a rich man
07:28these are things a millionaire has in mind or a 50,000 air as on his mind
07:34things a millionaire has on his mind ready go you don't sell you buy an
07:41attorney is a lawyer you strike in an Arab the stuff oil you buy US saving
07:49bonds when you go buy a house you buy mortgage no what's it called a deed an
07:54agent out for what real estate okay and Tyrone power and if you a lot of money
08:02you're in some kind of a big big what is it with tax bracket
08:12difficult word to get across bracket is one of those that you know either get
08:17right away you don't it's seven to seven Colleen stars of the story books please
08:21all right please describe these fairy tale characters Joanne these are fairy
08:25tale characters ready go okay there was a little boy in the girl with the witch
08:29they went to the candy house they went okay beauty and the beast and the little
08:35doe whose mother was killed by the hunter doe Bambi mm-hmm and he was in the
08:3940 thieves Alibaba oh and he was one of he was the real dumb seven dwarf dopey
08:44mm-hmm and she had all the hair with the three bears Oh Goldilocks and he had no
08:50he had the M that's one of those reaching the edge of excitement routine
09:02we got a little bit of Emperor there we couldn't take it Bob Marini please we'll
09:06try the extremists describe these people who go to extremes people who go
09:12to extremes ready go he eats no meat a person who's a vegetarian yes and he
09:18fell asleep and woke up 20 years old Ben Winkle and you think you're sick but
09:23you're really not a hypochondriac and you're very greedy you don't give up any
09:27money you're greedy a Scrooge miser yes and he was de la mancha yeah I got
09:36Odie yeah we okay are not the seventh but the next King was the eight and
09:42believe yes and he's the guy on that
09:5013 to 13 is the score Colleen which one do you want and how do you want to play
09:55weigh in and you can I'll give all right describe these things sold by the
10:00pound things sold by the pound ready go okay they are they make you cry when you
10:06cut the onions mm-hmm and it's a kind of a steak it's real choice it's filet you
10:11say yes sir loin mm-hmm and it's chocolate and it's real thick and it's
10:16a candy and you come on upon no it's another kind oh no it's a hot what
10:20sundae fudge sundae okay you put this on your grass to make it grow fertilizer
10:24yeah and if you cut shred cabbage and make this oh yeah that's cold fall mm-hmm
10:28and this is a concrete is made from uh what do you do with your eyes you
10:40ladies you have 18 points the men have 13 points you need 19 Bob you're gonna
10:46give yes please six out of seven answer right describe these things that are
10:51used to express disapproval things that are used to express disapproval they
10:56need 19 ready go slap not innocent but guilty what's this a beard no frown when
11:07you have to go to court they hand you a subpoena no you have someone right you
11:11want to sign this for the benefit of the signature address sign this please a form
11:15a contract skip it a block yes everybody protests that they go to a
11:20demonstration yes and you get what's that a raspberry yeah
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13:00grill okay dick all right there's nothing left to say by now everybody
13:08knows how the game is played you'll be happy to know I'm carrying this with me
13:12we will inscribe your name on it Bob if you get all the way to the top scoop the
13:16soupy scoopy soupy remember you can skip one if you want okay Rick we're getting
13:24punchy okay all right now what we're what we got to do is the power positive
13:29thinking all around let's get everybody nice and quiet everybody thinking he's
13:32going to win he'll concentrate on his partner and maybe we can get rid of this
13:35$50,000 here is your first subject go a swing children things in a playground
13:48oh I'm in the bottom I'm a little neck they call me sometimes they call the
13:54clam says a violin a guitar stringed instruments a railroad crossing a killer
14:06a man who's your track things you hunt things you go over go to the next next
14:14please a heart things that break a heartbeat things you take things
14:21headache things a pound a headache things a throb yeah a politician a
14:30building a college foundation things that you establish things that you vote
14:38in things you like lawyer a doctor a professional thing
14:47this is the point of the game where everybody wants to play and help you on
14:50the first one an open pit things you fall into didn't help I thought maybe
14:58no things in the ground holes in the ground no no no don't don't pay a lot of
15:03attention sir stick a dynamite a lighted stick of dynamite a pitfall a loaded gun
15:13Dan McGrew things that are shot shoot Dan McGrew does that mean anything to you
15:18what was the descriptive name that went with Dan McGrew the shooting of Dan
15:21McGrew yeah but you got dangerous dangerous dangerous of course take a
15:28look at the last one we'll be back to play again this is bogey oh how would
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16:34Saturday morning at 8 it'll make a difference in your life. The Gossip
16:40Columnist, a daring powerful story becomes a major motion picture for
16:44television. I am terrified because of a column I wrote. Kim Cattrall is Dina
16:50Moran, the ambitious young journalist who had to learn the game in order to
16:54survive. Only a few hours in town and already a skeptic. Bobby Vinton is Marty
16:59Kaplan, the fast-talking press agent. You don't want me to print what I saw. Well do
17:03you honestly believe that your readers are entitled to know that George O'Hanlon
17:07is an aging, frightened drunk? Robert Vaughn is Mark Case, the cynical super
17:12agent. A reporter's job is to report, not to interpret. Did she or did she not
17:16throw a drink in her agent's face? Dick Sargent is Alan Keyes, the ambitious
17:20self-serving editor. I understand you're $200,000 over budget. You print one word
17:25of that garbage and I'll sue, you understand? That's a promise! The Gossip
17:29Columnist, starring Bobby Vinton, Robert Vaughn, Dick Sargent, and Kim Cattrall as
17:34Dina Moran. Tonight at 7, here on Channel 9.
17:40What can I say? We have Marini, Messina, and Russo who are going to go into
17:45business together at the end of all of this. Soupy, you gonna win tomorrow? You betcha.
17:48We're taking no prisoners. You'll be partnering with Bob, Bob you'll be
17:52partnering with Joanne. Now if this doesn't happen, then Colleen you have
17:56another shot. We don't mean to be polite and make the lady stand, but that's the
18:00way the game is. Blake, you're the odd fellow out for the moment. There you are,
18:03you're in the interest of ERA, you'll join her in standing. We'll see you all
18:06again tomorrow for now, Dick Clark. So long.
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