SKELETON HANDS!
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00:00Ugh, my hands are so itchy.
00:07Maybe this hand sanitizer will make it better.
00:14Now they're even itchier.
00:17I can't take it anymore, I just want to scratch them right off.
00:21Oh no, I have skeleton hands!
00:41Okay you can just calm yourself down, I'm sure lots of people have skeleton hands.
00:46Wait, no.
00:47What am I supposed to do?
00:48My hands aren't itchy, my hands aren't itchy.
00:52Oh hi Addy.
00:54Okay Jillian, I know this might be a little shocking, but...
00:58Ah!
00:59She has skeleton hands!
01:02No it's a misunderstanding!
01:12Jillian just listen to me!
01:14Oh no Skeletor, I'm not going to trust you.
01:18I'm not Skeletor, I'm Addy, I just have skeleton hands.
01:22How do I know you're really Addy?
01:25What's something only Addy would know?
01:28When I was two you tried to scare me by telling me there was an invisible Grinch in the basement.
01:33Wow you really are Addy.
01:41Now what do you think we should do about the skeleton hands?
01:45I was hoping you could tell me, you're the one who had your kneecap cut off by a pair
01:49of scissors.
01:51I didn't cut off my whole kneecap with a pair of scissors, I just sort of knelt on them
01:56by accident.
01:58Well how did they reattach your kneecap after you cut it off with a pair of scissors?
02:04I went to the hospital.
02:05Liar, you can't drive, how did you get to the hospital?
02:10He took me in an ambulance, and anyway this isn't about me, it's about your skeleton hands.
02:16If I gotta go to the hospital I better tell dad.
02:20That might not be such a good idea, after the scissors incident I don't think he can
02:24handle many more shocks.
02:27What's the worst that can happen?
02:41Uh dad?
02:44Uh dad?
02:47Ah skeleton hand!
02:50Oh great, now dad needs to go to the hospital.
03:03Jillian Jillian!
03:05Still have skeleton hands eh?
03:07I think I killed dad.
03:09What were his last words?
03:11He said ah skeleton hands, and then he died.
03:14I don't think he's dead, I think he just fainted.
03:17Are you sure you don't want to check on him?
03:19Eh, he'll be fine.
03:24Why do you think dad said ah skeleton hands and then fainted?
03:28Well Addy they are pretty shocking.
03:31What do you mean?
03:32Everyone has skeleton hands, except we normally can't just see the bone part.
03:35So what are you gonna do next?
03:37I don't know, maybe I can just learn to live with my new hands.
03:41Hmm, I guess there could be some advantages to having skeleton hands.
03:45Really?
03:46Well for starters, you don't really need a Halloween costume this year.
03:50But I wanted to dress up like Weird Paul this year.
03:53Well you could just be like a spooky version of Weird Paul.
03:57Jillian my hands feel kind of numb, is that normal whenever you have skeleton hands?
04:02Well I guess you don't have any nerves anymore, how did this happen anyway?
04:07My hands were really itchy, I might have just scratched them down to nothing.
04:11That's horrifying!
04:13Really I thought it was kind of funny.
04:15Well without nerves, maybe you can perform some useful tasks.
04:19Like what?
04:20What are we trying to prove here?
04:24This is a hard boiled egg in boiling water, you should be able to take it out of the pot
04:28with no pain.
04:30Well here goes nothing.
04:35Hey I thought you said that was a hard boiled egg.
04:37I like mine a little rare, did it hurt?
04:40Did what hurt?
04:42When you fell from heaven.
04:44No when you put your hands in the boiling water!
04:46Huh?
04:47Oh yeah it didn't hurt at all, I guess these skeleton hands could come in handy.
04:51Haha handy.
04:55So what else can I do with these skeleton hands?
04:58Oh you can go pick that poison ivy that's growing on the edge of the yard.
05:02Poison ivy, what do you mean?
05:04Well you won't be able to get a rash because you don't have any skin.
05:08Can we do something that doesn't involve yard work?
05:11Well those bony little fingers might come in handy for personal grooming.
05:15Oh yeah these would fit right up my nose wouldn't they?
05:19That's not what I meant, I meant for combing your hair.
05:22Oh yeah.
05:26So no nerves in your hands, what else could we do?
05:29Oh I know a game, come on.
05:33What's this game anyway?
05:35It's called hot hands.
05:37I don't know if I want to play that.
05:40Come on Jillian, you always beat me anyway.
05:42Yeah but those hands are so creepy.
05:45Go ahead, you can hit them as hard as you want, I won't feel anything.
05:50Okay on the count of three.
05:52No you're not supposed to count to three, the whole point is you don't know when it's
05:55coming.
05:56Oh yeah that's right, it's been a while since I- ow!
05:59Did I hurt you?
06:00Did it hurt?
06:01I don't know if I felt anything, I think that was just a reflex.
06:04Well then maybe I'll try this hand.
06:07Ow!
06:08I mean I'm not sure if I felt that either.
06:10How about this?
06:12Or this?
06:13Or this?
06:14Nah, I feel my arms moving but I don't feel any pain in my hands.
06:18What fun is hot hands if you can't feel any pain?
06:21Alright now it's my turn to be on offense.
06:24Oh I don't think so, you do have a bit of an advantage.
06:27Jillian, I'm holding your hand.
06:30Yeah.
06:31I guess I'm not going to need to use hand sanitizer anymore, I don't really have any
06:38hands.
06:39Oh no, those bones can get just as dirty as hands, you're not off the hook.
06:44Was that some sort of pirate hook hand joke?
06:47Sorry I wasn't thinking.
06:49You're never thinking.
06:50Ooh those hands would make great drumsticks.
06:53You're going to eat my hands?
06:56No not those kind of drumsticks, I meant sticks for hitting a drum.
07:00Hmm, now if only we had a drum.
07:03How about a xylophone?
07:05Ooh we have a musical keyboard.
07:10Time to tickle the ivories, any requests?
07:13As long as it's not copyrighted, that way we won't get claimed.
07:171, 2, 3, 4!
07:30Wow that was great, it's almost worth permanently losing your hands.
07:46Thank you, thank you very much.
07:50Okay Jillian, we had some fun, but now I think I want my real hands back.
07:55Have you tried putting a bandaid on them?
07:57A bandaid?
07:58You think a bandaid's going to help?
08:01Well they put a bandaid on my knee, and also like 18 stitches.
08:05It's not going to do anything Jillian, I have skeleton hands, any other ideas?
08:09Maybe if you eat lots of protein they'll grow back.
08:11Protein?
08:12What you got?
08:13We have some jerky sticks.
08:14Did you just call me a jerk?
08:17No I said we have jerky sticks, that's protein.
08:20Eh, wouldn't it just be easier to slip one of those over each finger?
08:24I don't think it works that way.
08:27I'm just not that big of a fan of jerky sticks.
08:30Is this a sponsored video?
08:32No, but it could be, call us jerky stick industry.
08:38What else helps hands grow back?
08:40Look that up on the internet.
08:41Wait no don't.
08:43Isn't calcium good for bones?
08:45I'm good on bones, I don't need more bones.
08:49Lots of hand moisturizer?
08:51I mean lots.
08:53I think that's how they revitalize mummies.
08:56No it's not, but that does give me an idea, perhaps we could make do with a little bit
09:01of makeup.
09:02We're going to need some serious foundation.
09:05You gotta do something, you can't just go out in public like that, you'll scare people.
09:10Are you bony hands shaming me?
09:13That's a thing.
09:14It is now.
09:15I just thought maybe there's a way to make them look more natural, like a pair of gloves.
09:20Ooh, Playtex gloves contoured for a woman's hands.
09:23Wait is this a sponsored video too?
09:26No, but it could be.
09:27No, no, we've already done this joke way too many times.
09:31You have to stop.
09:33Ah, the skeleton.
09:41Don't hurt us Mr. Skeleton.
09:43Wait a minute Addy, I don't think he wants to hurt us.
09:46Well what does he want?
09:48He's looking at your hands.
09:49I think he thinks you might be one of his people.
09:55Mr. Skeleton, I'm really flattered, but my life's really full right now and I'm not looking
09:59to make any new friends.
10:01What are you talking about?
10:02I think you'd make a nice pair of friends.
10:05You're not helping Jillian.
10:07Well you could at least go out on one date, it might be fun.
10:13You hurt his feelings Addy, he's leaving.
10:17That's weird.
10:18Hey!
10:19Addy your hands are back!
10:20Boy, I must have one heck of a metabolism.
10:24That's why the skeleton lost interest.
10:27Oh yeah, that's kind of shallow of him, don't you think?
10:30The moment I don't have bony hands, skedaddle.
10:34Well the good news is everything's back to normal, except dad.
10:38Oh yeah, I wonder if he's okay.
10:41I'm sure he came to eventually, he probably thought it was all a dream.
10:45Well I guess there's no way of knowing if he's okay.
10:48Addy, we literally could just walk down the hallway and check on him.
10:52Nah, I'm good.
10:54Yeah.
10:55Uh, Addy, have you been scratching your feet lately?
10:58Yeah, they have been pretty itchy, why do you ask?
11:02No particular reason.
11:06Oh no.
11:09Ooh, I can't wait to find out what's in this box.
11:18But Addy, you have to wait until October 19th.
11:21Then we can open them all, right?
11:23Ha ha ha, no, but we can open one.
11:26One?
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12:41You have hands again, yay.
12:45And feet.