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00:00♪♪
00:30The Comedy Diva, Ruba May Quinto!
01:01Award-winning actress, Primera Contra Vida, Ms. Gladys Reyes!
01:09Please join Madlang People!
01:12What's up, Madlang People!
01:16Ruba May!
01:17What's up, Mascam Down, Madlang People!
01:22What's up, Mascam Down!
01:24What's up, Mascam Down!
01:27If it goes up, it will go down.
01:29Calm down, Ruba.
01:31Okay, all of you will enjoy there. Good luck!
01:33I hope you will enjoy what you will see here.
01:36Let's reveal the winner with contestant number one, Rapa!
01:40♪♪
02:09[♪ Music & Cheering by Madlang People & Ruba May Quinto & Madlang People's Staff ♪♪
02:17Don't speak yet! We will laugh first!
02:22[♪ Music & Cheering by Madlang People & Ruba May Quinto & Madlang People's Staff ♪♪
02:30Thank you, Jackie!
02:31Ruba May!
02:32Ruba May, Jackie!
02:33Yes, yes!
02:35What's up, Madlang People!
02:38Hi!
02:41I'm Judge Indara Paz, the article jockey of Las Piñas City.
02:47Earlier, you saw me at the opening, but due to insistent public demand,
02:53I'm here again and I will make you more sweat and lose your breath.
03:08Wow!
03:17You really made me sweat!
03:20Oh my God! Judge Indara Paz!
03:24The article jockey of Las Piñas City.
03:28Earlier, you were a jockey, but now you're a jabuntis.
03:32Jabuntis?
03:33Mimint, you have two talents.
03:36I have two talents, but I want to be kinder.
03:39I'm better.
03:41You know, you can take this. If it's not allowed in the racket, you can take it.
03:45It's cheaper.
03:47Yes, you can.
03:49You can be like a crying mango.
03:54Yes, a crying mango.
03:59You can wear it.
04:01Oh, that's why.
04:03Earlier, he asked me, what are you wearing?
04:06I said, it's nice to wear a white top.
04:09You know, while you were in the cold earlier,
04:12he's now imitating both of you.
04:16Hi, Jackie!
04:18Hello!
04:20Hello!
04:22Let's do this. You two are here.
04:25Face each other.
04:27Turn around first.
04:29Then face each other.
04:30I don't know what the other one will do.
04:32He needs to follow the other one.
04:345, 4, 3, 2, 1.
04:50Oh, that's an effect.
04:53Like a jockey.
04:56That's so funny.
04:57How many years have you been feeling that you're Ate Girl Jackie?
05:03Actually, since we did the live show, a lot of people tagged me that I look like Ate Girl.
05:13Where did you do the live show?
05:15On Facebook.
05:17You didn't watch it.
05:19You were not in the L.U. when you did the live show.
05:21No, she was in the L.U.
05:23Did you call Memenon when you were dancing?
05:25She called Memenon.
05:27Really? What did she say to you?
05:29She asked me where I was.
05:31What did you say?
05:33I told her I was in the L.U.
05:35She said, I know, I saw your post.
05:38It's not like that.
05:40It's not like that.
05:42It's not like that.
05:44It's not like that.
05:46Where were you?
05:48I was in the L.U.
05:50She's your manager.
05:52She's worried about you.
05:53She's worried about you.
05:55It's not like that.
05:57I was at home for 6 hours.
05:59Why?
06:01She didn't let me buy anything.
06:03She didn't let me buy anything.
06:05But I have a question for Jackie.
06:07Jackie, how's your heart right now?
06:12My heart is very confident right now.
06:14It's like, before me, I felt my worth.
06:24Why? What happened?
06:26Intervene.
06:28Intervene.
06:30I don't know.
06:32What do you mean by you know your worth?
06:34What happened?
06:36I don't care about what other people say.
06:42I don't appreciate it.
06:44Your heart is very confident right now.
06:48So, you're okay now?
06:50I'm okay.
06:51What happened?
06:53Why are you okay now?
06:55What's the sign of your okayness?
06:57Last night, I just went naked in the L.U.
07:00You went naked?
07:02You just had to dance on the beach?
07:04She just pushed you?
07:06For example, you met her on the street.
07:09At the mall.
07:11For example, you're here, she's here.
07:13You're running.
07:15What would you say to her?
07:17For example, she's here.
07:18You can do that too.
07:22But you can't bite her lips while you're driving.
07:25You can't.
07:27Yay!
07:29She's a player.
07:31So, I can't see her?
07:33You can only see her while you're driving.
07:36I'll go backwards.
07:44She went wrong.
07:46What happened, Jackie?
07:48She told you that she still loves you.
07:50I feel like I want to punch her.
07:52I want to punch her.
07:54No.
07:56She's still confusing me.
07:58She's misusing other people's opinions.
08:00No, she told you that she still loves you.
08:02She's confusing me.
08:04Can I be the original?
08:06Sure.
08:08Me too?
08:10Of course.
08:12Do you want me to call her?
08:13Who's that?
08:15We'll play later.
08:17Gladys, take charge.
08:19She's too much.
08:21We'll play later.
08:23You can do that, Gladys.
08:26Because she's a jokester.
08:28Gladys, please.
08:30You can do that.
08:32I'll be the original.
08:33She's coming back.
08:35Where is she?
08:39Jackie.
08:41She's still talking to me.
08:44I'm here.
08:46You're still alive.
08:49I thought you were dead in my mind.
08:52Why?
08:54Nothing. I ignored you.
08:57Why?
08:59Ogie is so funny.
09:01Of course.
09:03Why?
09:05I always think of you.
09:07Really?
09:09Actually, I know you're here.
09:13You always think of me.
09:15Why didn't you think of me before?
09:17You want a confrontation?
09:19You want to talk for a long time?
09:21But you're here.
09:23There, there.
09:25Jackie.
09:28This is Jackie.
09:30This is Boxers.
09:32Jackie, Boxers.
09:34Boxers?
09:36Who's the real Jackie?
09:39You don't know who's the real one.
09:42Besides, you didn't notice us at that time.
09:47I didn't know it was you two.
09:49I just know her.
09:51Because you didn't pay attention to us.
09:53I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
09:55But I'm here now.
09:57You're not right.
09:58You're not right.
10:00Your friends are coming in.
10:02Wait, dad.
10:04You have to talk to someone, dad.
10:06Mom is looking for you.
10:08You're drunk again.
10:10Let's leave them.
10:12Let's go to Elly. Let's go surfing.
10:14Come with us. You're the surfboard.
10:16You're the surfboard.
10:18We'll ride you.
10:20How are you going to talk?
10:22There, there.
10:24There, there.
10:26There, there.
10:28Hey, hey, hey.
10:30Did you dance?
10:32If you dance, maybe you'll sing.
10:34Because she sings sometimes.
10:36Sometimes I'm surprised.
10:38Why does she sing live?
10:40Of course.
10:42She's talented.
10:44Let's hear her sing.
10:46That's my show.
10:48I'm surprised that she sings live.
10:50But that's not in the contract.
10:52No.
10:54I know why.
10:55I'm a matchmaker.
10:57I have three boys and I'll be with my wife.
10:59You're opening the song.
11:01That's a city song.
11:03Yes.
11:05I'm just asking for the title.
11:07It's for me.
11:09Sing for you now.
11:11If you will be mine...
11:13Let's go, Jackie.
11:15She's like...
11:17Long as my heart will love you
11:20We begin, magpakailan man
11:24May Susan Enriquez katin pala yung konti
11:27Di kita
11:30Oh, wow!
11:31Blending!
11:32Blending!
11:33Grabe yung blending, ha!
11:34Blending!
11:35Paano ulit yun?
11:36Di kita
11:39Kalein!
11:40Grabe!
11:42Jackie!
11:43Alam ko lang ba't di ka nakasama sa US tour
11:45Hey!
11:48Si Kalei Chary, sinama ko siya yung sasayaw ng water
11:51Asasasayaw din naman ng water si Kalei Chary
11:54Siya na yung sinama ko
11:55Okay, pero nakakatawa
11:57Galing!
11:58Galing niya!
11:59Galing mo, boxer!
12:00Galing ni boxer
12:02Ano pa kailangang nakita mo siya sa personal?
12:04O
12:05Pasensya na, kailangan kong mamagit na ako
12:07Bakit? Bakit?
12:08Kapag nagdikit kasi makikita yung, syempre may difference, diba?
12:11O, o!
12:12Para malito siya
12:14Super nakaka-starshock po
12:16Kasi iba po yung kinang niya
12:18Flattered ka ba pag tinatawag kang Jackie?
12:21O po, kasi syempre sobrang pretty niya po and talented
12:25Ano pa kiramdam na meron ka ng kalokalike ngayon?
12:28Ang sarap sa feeling kasi may umaydol
12:30O!
12:31Nagsleepy kasi ako, sorry, sorry
12:33Masarap sa feeling, syempre, kasi may umaydol sa'yo
12:36Parang yung mga
12:37Di kasi kalokalike, hindi naman sinabing idol ka niya
12:39Olo, ginawa niyo mo yung dance ko eh, o!
12:41Kasi kinagaya ka niya
12:43Hindi mo ko idol
12:46Idol ako!
12:49Idol!
12:50Dapat pala gano'ng tatanungin para show
12:52Idol mo ako?
12:53Idol!
12:56Katakot ka
12:57Bakit?
12:58Yung mga racket mo, papupunta sa kanya
13:00Huwag ka mangkakasakit, Jackie
13:02O, siya po proxy siya doon
13:04Pwede
13:05Galing, nakakahappy
13:07Palakpakan naman na
13:08Yehey!
13:09Si Jajol de la Paz, ang ating role jockey ng Las Pinas City
13:13Yes, at ngayon naman alamin na natin
13:15Kung ano ang tingin ng madla
13:17Kay contestant number one
13:19Mula kina Ryan and Shonny
13:21Go guys!
13:22Jackie, thank you!
13:23Yes, tanungin natin yung opinion ng madalang people
13:25Madalang people!
13:27KALOKA!
13:29Or KALOKALIKE!
13:33KALOKALIKE!
13:34KALOKALIKE!
13:36Dito tayo, dito tayo
13:38O, may nakita ka na
13:40Yes, hi!
13:42Hello!
13:43Anong pangalan mo?
13:44Hello po, ako po si Lance
13:46Si Lance
13:47Bakit KALOKALIKE?
13:49KALOKALIKE niya, pagharap niya palang po kanina
13:51talagang si ating role jockey na po yung nakita po
13:54Yes
13:55Bukod sa outfit no, talagang kamukha niya
13:58Magaling, salamat!
13:59Thank you so much!
14:00Back to you guys!
14:01Thank you!
14:03Ngayon naman ay pakingganan natin ang komento
14:05ni Jurado Gladys Red
14:08Yes, Jazzyreel
14:11Grabe, alam mo, nasabi ko lang talaga
14:13pagkakita ko sa'yo
14:14Uncanny resemblance
14:16Wow!
14:17Uncanny, ano yung uncanny?
14:19Alam mo yun, di ba Jackie?
14:20Uncanny resemblance?
14:22Hindi lata
14:24Ay, hindi!
14:25Teka lang!
14:26Uncanny!
14:28Hindi lata yung pwede yung resemblance
14:31yung pagkakapareho
14:32Hindi, because they look so similar
14:35na nakakatakot na eh, no?
14:37Kasi syempre, parang ka talagang nanalamin, Jackie
14:40and at the same time, nakita mo
14:42pati yung facial expression niya
14:43kapag sumasayaw, ikaw yun eh!
14:46Di ba?
14:47Na, sa sobrang nakakatakot
14:49yung kapag may ginawa siya
14:50tapos ka-bash-bash
14:51ikaw ang mababash eh
14:53Yung gano'n
14:55Pag nababash ka,
14:56i-post mo lang yung account niya
14:58Ay, punin ko mamay
14:59Sa lahat nung may nareklama sa'kin
15:00Diretso lang po kayo sa account niya
15:02Pwede ka na rin magpalusut eh
15:04Ah, hindi po ako yun
15:05So, in short, kahulmang kahulma
15:10walang duda
15:11Pero, hindi na nating kailangan
15:13e-memorize yan
15:14kung anong magiging score ko
15:15dito kay Jazreel
15:16Good job, guys!
15:17Thank you, boss!
15:19Ang galit mag-comment
15:20yung gladiator, di ba?
15:21Kung ako si Rupa, may mapipressure ako
15:23Ay, huwag kayong mag-alala
15:26Ready ako
15:27Ay, nag-google!
15:29Mag-google ka na, mag-google
15:30Mamaya, mamaya
15:31Tapasan mo yung uncanny receipt
15:35Mamaya, mamaya
15:37Kakain muna
15:40Maraming salamat
15:41Dito, ang una niya nalamang tanong
15:42Anong tanong niya?
15:43Anong wifi niyo ulit?
15:45Password
15:46Oh, pinalitan yung password
15:48Sabi ko, no connection
15:52Okay, maraming salamat
15:53Jurado Gladys Reyes
15:54Kaya, mga jurado
15:55Maaari na kayong magbigay
15:57ng huddle kay Jazreel De La Paz
15:59Ang Adi Girl Jackie na
16:00Las Piñas City
16:02At ayun nga, pumindot na ang mga jurados
16:04Ngayon, i-flex muna ang fest
16:06mong may kahulma
16:07Contestant number 2, Puzzle!
16:32Hey yo, what's up, Batang People!
16:37Ako nga pala, si Yon Jerry L.M. Alonso
16:40Ang Flow G ng Malabon
16:43Di ko nga pala kasama ngayon na
16:45Aisyaw ako
16:46Pero promise ko, mag-e-enjoy kayo
16:52Oh, oh, oh, oh
16:54Oh, oh, oh, oh
16:56Oh, oh, oh, oh
16:58Oh, oh, oh, oh
17:01Oh, oh, oh, oh
17:03Oh, oh, oh, oh
17:05Di nga na pwede masisi kung ba't ganito
17:07Pinaganapan ko lang na natural
17:09Tsaka inagapan ko na mautal nila
17:11Masinugal, ginapang minahal
17:12Agad-agad lang, natutunan ko lang tumagal
17:14Tsaka alko naman na inaabangan na
17:15Sa natabangan yung papakawalan
17:17Parang dinaabangan
17:18Kaso nga lang palang patang-patang ang labang
17:19Kinalakihan, nanggalingan, nanggalingan
17:21Kaya nangkasanayan ko makabuo na muliin
17:23Di ko na malay, na malay, na malay, na malay
17:24Narating patay ako na pailing
17:26Mga naniwala, di ko pwede biguin
17:27Di ko pwede pakatanggapitin
17:29Mga tingin na kailangan busugin
17:30Kung patayin kahit kabisa doon ako litiin
17:32Alam ko na may imuta na nagbabantay
17:34Kung pa'no ako sasablay
17:35Masyadang nakaantay
17:36Kung kailan ako tatamlay
17:37At lalaylay
17:38Yung mga laway na laway
17:39Na makita ako na mahina
17:40Umay na umay
17:41Na manirang alay
17:42Nang alay na bang hilap
17:43Kasi nga walang pinakitang hindi pamatay
17:45Pero napasarap magrap
17:46Ang daming nagbago
17:48Daming nagbago
17:49Mula nung kilalani ng tao
17:51Daming nagpulak sa akin
17:52Palaging maging ganado
17:54Palaging plakado
17:55Pag kumalaw
17:56Palaging planado
17:57Daming pasabog
17:58Kailangan pagmalawak
17:59Nang sabog
18:00Ikaw di nang talo
18:01Sa laban
18:02Pag nabalot
18:03Nang takot
18:04Kung saan ka aagot
18:05Takutin lahat
18:06Nang mahahapot
18:07Yung daming nang pagod
18:08Eh may sukli
18:09Pag di kang madamod
18:15Yohan J.Riel Alonzo
18:17Mochi ng Marabon
18:20Yohan
18:21Kapisa atin niyo talaga yung round
18:24Talaga yung kumantay
18:25Ang galit
18:26Tami niya sinabi no
18:28Ano ba bang sinabi niya?
18:29Lalo tungkol sa kalikasan
18:31Tsaka yung mga gulo sa mundo
18:33Anong dawang nangyayari?
18:34Ang daming niyang pinikas
18:36Sabi niya maggulo dawng kalikasan
18:38Dapat daw alagaan nating kalikasan
18:40Ay yung pala yun
18:41Parang pwede kayo mag-collab no?
18:42Oo nga e
18:43Kasi di mo nagre-rap dun
18:44Boy pick up
18:45Itsura mo di mo rapin
18:46Ganyan hip-hop
18:47Hip-hop
18:48Pero parang manipis yung alakas mo ngayon ha
18:50Manala kasi magbling to si ano e
18:52Si Kloji
18:53Nagpalit ako kasi baka manakaw e
18:55Ha?
18:56Nagpalit ako kasi baka manakaw dyan sa may labas
18:58Ay may nakanakaw e!
18:59Oo!
19:00Galingan mo ba kayong sabi?
19:01So marami mong nanakaw dito?
19:03Ato ba yung mga Marshall dyan?
19:05Sa yung mga magnanakaw dito?
19:06Sa dadaanan ba?
19:07O sa dadaanan
19:08Saan natin mo ina?
19:09Dito sinuot mo
19:10Wala namang magnanakaw
19:11Tinago mo muna
19:12Safe na safe ka dito
19:13Tinago mo ba o binenta mo na kay Boss Toyo?
19:15Lapit-lapit na
19:17O lapit-lapit na
19:18Malahas kasi ito e
19:19Correct
19:21Pero yung asawa mo dito nang galing sa showtime
19:24Magkasama na sila
19:25Yes!
19:26Girl!
19:27Kamusta kayo?
19:28Ito okay lang patuloy pa rin
19:30Masayang relasyon
19:31Growing strong
19:32Gumagawa pa rin ng mga magagandang memories
19:37Kamusta yung mga kagrupo mo dati dun sa ano?
19:39May grupo sila e
19:41Ex-Batalyon
19:43Ex-Batalyon
19:44Oo yung mga ex-Batalyon
19:46Sila MC, sila CC Chan
19:48Ex-Batalyon
19:49Iba yung ex-Batalyon
19:50Sister group nila yun
19:52Ex-Batalyon
19:53Kamusta yung mga kagrupo mo?
19:54Close-close pa rin kayo?
19:55Close-close pa rin naman
19:56May contact pa rin kahit pa paano
19:58Sino na pinakamayaman sa inyo ngayon?
19:59Ang yaman nito mga ito
20:00Sobra ito
20:01Ay talaga ba?
20:02Oo
20:03Hindi sigurado kung sino e
20:05Oo pero lahat kayo
20:06Big time na
20:07Pero hindi kayo ubra sa yaman ito
20:08Ay sobra
20:09Kami naman ako
20:10Yan ang palagang
20:11Pintakamayaman
20:12Tsaka ina-announce niya palagi
20:13Yes
20:14Wala ka dyan lagi naka red carpet
20:16Kaya ma
20:17Atdala niya ha yung red carpet
20:19Pero baka naman pwedeng payamanin niyo pa ako
20:21May manager na ba kayo?
20:22May manager kayo?
20:23May manager ako kaso
20:25Busy siya ngayon e
20:27Busy siya
20:28Ay hindi dapat ganun ang manager
20:30Nakatutok
20:31Nakatutok lang e
20:32Usa ka dapat
20:33Ano siya?
20:34Ang ano kasi
20:35Ang dami niyang napanalo ng awards
20:36Sa Wish Awards
20:37Ay ganun
20:38Ikaw ang pinakatumabo ng mga awards
20:41Meron pa siyang ano
20:42May upuan pa siya
20:43Parang hari
20:44Yung sa kanya
20:45Yung nagmarka
20:46Na talagang ginagamit ko sa music video ko
20:50Ayun yung talagang ginamit ko
20:52Yung upuan
20:53Yung troll
20:54So ngayon
20:55Pagkakumakain ka
20:56Ginagamit mo ngayon
20:57Ano pangalan mo doon sa upuan na yun?
20:59Ang upuan na
21:00Ang ano ko doon sa upuan na ginagamit ko
21:02Is
21:03G-Wolf
21:04G-Wolf?
21:05May pangalan talaga
21:06May pangalan?
21:07I love you
21:08Yung nunal mo
21:09Totoo din yan?
21:10Kasi may nunal si Anup lo
21:11Joji
21:12Yung mga iba
21:13Sa sobrang kinakaroon nila
21:14Nagpapalagay
21:15Kung may nunal
21:16Kung may totoo
21:17Papatotoo
21:18Yeah
21:19Diba?
21:20Yung ganoon sila eh
21:21May yung kagilala
21:22Kapitbahay nga nun
21:23Super idol ka tol
21:24Kaposis mo
21:25Kamukha mo
21:26O
21:27Nagpaputol ng pinte
21:28Di ka wasa?
21:29Ay!
21:30Di ka wasa?
21:31Ano yung gagawin nun?
21:326-4 kasi
21:33Idol niya
21:34Kaposis mo
21:35Grabe
21:36Yung mukha
21:37Kamukha-kamukha mo
21:38Yung katawan ganyan din
21:39Di mo
21:40Ano ang problema?
21:426-4
21:43Nagpaputol ng pinte
21:47Paano siya kumanta?
21:48Pag ginagaya niya ako?
21:49Paano maglangad?
21:50Nandi
21:53Ganoon
21:54Galaga ba?
21:55Remix na ngayon
21:56Ng mga
21:57Kanta ni Kuya Og
21:58O
21:59Gusto ko ma-meet yan
22:00Paramihan kami ng
22:01Fans ni Ate Jackie
22:05Yung kapitbahay nga nun
22:06Idol din ako eh
22:07O talaga?
22:08Kaposis na kaposis
22:09Pati kamukha
22:11Ano lang ang problema?
22:12Nagpakihit ng banda dito
22:15Inaabol