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05:30I dance
05:32why do you dance?
05:34my mom told me to dance
05:36I saw your mom
05:38I saw your mom
05:40I don't dance?
05:42why did you come here?
05:44I don't know, you put it here
05:46take it away
05:50come here
05:52why is the perfume here?
05:54should I change the place?
05:56why is the perfume here?
05:58why is the perfume here?
06:00why is the perfume here?
06:02why is the perfume here?
06:04should I close it?
06:06come here
06:08come here
06:10why is the perfume here?
06:12this is the first time I enter the room
06:14where is my underwear?
06:16your underwear is here
06:18give it to me
06:20give it to me
06:24there is no underwear
06:26there is no underwear
06:28dance
06:32dance
06:36where did he go? should I dance?
06:38should I continue or stop?
06:42what should I do?
06:56wow
06:58look at the seller
07:02his eyes are bad
07:04he should be homeless
07:06he's a free man
07:08he's a thief
07:10he doesn't know the market
07:12he knows
07:14he's poor
07:16he's poor
07:18he's poor
07:20he's poor
07:22he's poor
07:24Look, this is the food I ate when I was your age.
07:27This is a secure future more than you and your children.
07:30Even you, with your head, ruined the whole wild life.
07:34Me?
07:34Yes, uncle.
07:35Why?
07:36This sheep, poor thing, is the reason you're in jail.
07:38In the net.
07:39Now, the sheep is in jail in the net,
07:42and you come every day to hunt sheep and goats?
07:45To release them in the wild.
07:47Really? To release them from your money?
07:49Listen, Masleh, I don't want to partner with you in this crime.
07:52What is it?
07:53I'll shoot him in the sky and run to God.
07:55Boy!
07:55Yes?
07:56Masleh!
07:56I'm late.
07:57Masleh!
07:57I'm late.
07:58Masleh!
07:59Masleh!
07:59To God.
08:00Masleh, come here!
08:02Masleh, come here, boy!
08:04Hey!
08:07Get up, get up, get up, get up.
08:09Masleh, Masleh!
08:10Yes?
08:10Yes?
08:11The sheep, the sheep, will be released soon.
08:13The shepherd is with him.
08:14Tell him, where is the sheep?
08:15The sheep is sitting in the sky, flying.
08:17He's asking for everything.
08:18I'll shoot him in the head.
08:19But take this 500 riyals and give the rest.
08:22500 riyals?
08:23This is flying.
08:25Every competition for the sheep wins with it.
08:27And then you know how much I'm going to cry, uncle.
08:29How much?
08:3020 million, you fool!
08:3320 million?
08:36Believe what he said.
08:38He doesn't know the sheep.
08:39You fool!
08:53The next day
08:56Come here, come here.
08:58I swear I'll kill you.
08:59I'll send you to another place.
09:01Come here.
09:03Watch out, watch out.
09:04Guys, there's a wolf.
09:06Come on, come on.
09:07Give it to me.
09:08Give it to me.
09:09That's it.
09:10Give it to him.
09:11Give it to him.
09:12Give it to him.
09:13Give it to him.
09:14Come here.
09:15Stay here.
09:16Stay here.
09:17Stay here.
09:18Stay here.
09:19What's the matter with you?
09:20I'm busy.
09:21I want to talk to you.
09:22We're sitting here.
09:23What are you doing here?
09:24What are you?
09:25Are you an adult or what?
09:27What did you do to us?
09:28What did you do to us?
09:29What are you doing?
09:30What are you doing?
09:31He's a child.
09:32A mother's body.
09:33I don't know what you're talking about.
09:34What are you talking about?
09:35That's enough.
09:36You know, mom stuck me in your man's nose.
09:38Yes, I know.
09:39Oh, my God.
09:40What?
09:41I told the wolf to bring me food from inside.
09:44And you tell me a story.
09:45And teach me if the sheep is playing.
09:47The wolf didn't bring it.
09:48No, he brought it.
09:49He brought food.
09:50He ate 13 meals.
09:51And he ate at the airport.
09:52He messed up the world.
09:53No, and he moved.
09:54Sit down, boy.
09:55Sit down.
09:56Sit down.
09:57Sit down.
09:58Sit down.
09:59What's the matter with you?
10:00What do we do to make him shut up and sit down?
10:02Do you want me to tell you a story?
10:03Tell me a story.
10:04And you go get food.
10:05It's okay.
10:06Tell him a story.
10:07I have to tell him a story.
10:08I don't tell my children.
10:09Or anything else.
10:10I'll tell you a story.
10:11But don't move.
10:12Look.
10:13Once upon a time.
10:14In the old days.
10:16In the old days.
10:18In the old days.
10:27In the old days.
10:36I'm shaving his hair.
10:46Hello.
10:47Hello.
10:48Ants?
10:49No, no, sand.
10:50Good, sand.
10:51Ants, ants.
10:52No, there are no ants.
10:53Ants.
10:54Ants.
10:55Ants, ants.
10:56No, no, molasses.
10:57Do you want molasses?
10:58No.
10:59No, no, it's fine.
11:00God bless you.
11:01I'm with my father shaving the beard.
11:02Where?
11:03Dude, what's with these social media dudes?
11:04Where?
11:05Snapchat.
11:06Do you know snnap?
11:07Tear.
11:08Is he trying to kill us?
11:09No, no, no.
11:10He's saying it's ghost, ghost.
11:11The yellow one.
11:12Yes, the yellow one.
11:13Right, you know?
11:14Do you have snnap?
11:15My foot.
11:16It's obvious that it's from the past.
11:17Yes, your foot is a word from the past.
11:18I'm in heaven.
11:19I'm in heaven, heaven, heaven.
11:20What?
11:21What.
11:22God.
11:23I'm in heaven.
11:24God.
11:25I'm in heaven.
11:26I'm in heaven.
11:27What?
11:28What?
11:29I'm in heaven.
11:30I had a great grandfather from our negotiate
11:48He had a grandfather
11:51He had a great grandfather
11:53my grandfather
11:58From the 80s, every day, it's hashtagged, it's hashtagged, it's hashtagged, it's hashtagged,
12:08Twitter is still with you, yes, yes, yes, the blue picture, yes, yes, it was with me here,
12:17I swear, it was and it's gone, no, no, no, it's blue, blue, it's blue, no, no, no,
12:26it's blue, blue, it's all blue, it's all blue, no, no, no, no, it's a shame,
12:36it's a shame, it's a shame, it's a shame, it's a shame, it's a shame, you keep on
12:45saying, I don't care, I'll tell you, can I have your number?
12:50One hundred and three hundred canteens.
12:53We have a hundred of them here.
12:57It's oil, isn't it?
13:09Members of the Royal Assembly,
13:12Today I have gathered you to discuss an important and important issue.
13:15The coronavirus pandemic, America, Japan, and China,
13:18all were hit and lost.
13:19What do you want to say?
13:20I want to say that the plan is to start with the story of Shahad's car that is going to be stopped.
13:25Ha ha!
13:27No, dad, we didn't agree on that.
13:28I mean, my car's story affects your future and the future of the family.
13:32That's true.
13:34The rest of Mansour's phone, Netflix, Prime, Amazon, Apple, all of them are going to be stopped.
13:40Hee hee!
13:41I mean, this 200 riyals, dad, this is what's going to destroy you.
13:44If it's 2 riyals, my dear, this is a plan.
13:48It's not a game.
13:49Dad, you know how much I love you and respect you and I appreciate the plan and even the explosion.
13:53And I know that my brother Mansour is a fool.
13:55A fool for the society, for the family, for all the people.
13:58That's why it's right for you to cancel his shares.
14:01That's enough, dad.
14:02Here, I said my choice, leave it, leave it, dad.
14:04I mean, what do the people say about me? What do the girls say about me?
14:07Don't they know how to drive?
14:07They don't know how to drive, yes.
14:09Poor thing, she stole your car and was shocked by it.
14:11His wife, Saad, is still in shock.
14:13His wife, Saad, is still in shock.
14:15I'll take care of your work later, God willing.
14:16I'm sorry, dad.
14:17I feel guilty.
14:18I feel guilty and I'm going to cancel this mistake of mine.
14:21But I wasn't bad.
14:23Like some people who falsified their bikes in Photoshop and say,
14:27we brought high-end bikes and they brought new phones.
14:29I wasn't bad, no, no, no, no.
14:31Abu Mansour's son is a fake lawyer?
14:33Yes.
14:33No, no, no, it's impossible, it's impossible.
14:35Liar.
14:36No, no, it's impossible.
14:37This is Rakan, my nephew.
14:38He's the one who falsifies my bikes.
14:40Your what?
14:41My bikes.
14:42Your bikes, he's the one who falsifies them?
14:43Yes.
14:43Work with me.
14:44You fake.
14:46Weird.
14:47Weird, quiet.
14:48Abu Mansour, there's no objection, no discussion, nothing.
14:50Good?
14:51I'm starving to death and the delivery is outside.
14:53Delivery?
14:54You didn't cook?
14:55No, I didn't cook.
14:55How much is the bill?
14:57634 Riyals.
14:58Take it, it's a cashier.
15:00This is not a cashier, it's a cash machine.
15:01Give us 643, I'm starving to death.
15:06In the name of God, the most gracious, the most merciful.
15:08Here you go, no plan, no plan.
15:10This is the entire wallet, it has the cards and cash.
15:13And you, get up and lick the soap.
15:15Get up and lick the soap, no plan, no plan.
15:18Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
15:19We're starving.
15:20Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
15:20You, Mansour, lick the soap.
15:22Eat, eat, eat, eat.
15:23Get an order.
15:24Mansour, open the closet.
15:28But the plan Mansour, the truth is we want to fix them.
15:32I mean, if you said 600?
15:3334.
15:34If you say 632, for example, you try to...
15:38I'm glad.
15:47We're here to make you laugh
15:51We miss you
15:53In our heads there's only sweetness
15:57We serve you with a comedic flavor
16:01But we don't like the secret mix
16:06You're in the back of my mind
16:10You're in my heart
16:12And the person who forgets
16:15Your eyes, your eyes, your eyes are on the broadcast
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16:26Each one in his own way
16:28We're here to respect you
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16:33And to sit with you
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16:47Each one in his own way
16:49We're here to make you laugh
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