• 2 months ago
In the Court of the Afterlife, a selfish man must plead his case for entry into paradise. | dG1fUlc4X0t3aHhlbDA
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00:00All right, and would you like to donate to the nearest dollar for charity?
00:12No, I wouldn't actually.
00:14Okay, so your total is seven dollars and forty-five cents.
00:20Why would you ask me that again?
00:24I'm sorry, sir?
00:26The charity thing, you know.
00:27I'm in here every day and you always ask me and I always say no.
00:31So why ask?
00:32I guess you can never be so sure.
00:38Somebody ought to give you a reality check real soon, pal, because this whole sunshine
00:41and rainbows act you got going on, it's unbearable.
00:47I'm sorry, act?
00:48Yes, act, you stupid act!
00:56Okay, let's get started.
01:10So you are dead, and this is the trial to determine where you go from here.
01:16And there's only one spot left in the place that you'd like to go, so unfortunately you
01:24need to make the case for why you should get in and the other person shouldn't.
01:29Other?
01:30Shit.
01:31Oh, shit.
02:01Oh, shit.
02:02Oh, shit.

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