He's Dead & So Am I | movie | 2023 | Official Trailer
Two ghosts stuck in purgatory hatch a scheme to find a missing girl, in order to earn a ticket into heaven. | dG1fYTIzSG5iTFprZEE
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00:00 [MUSIC]
00:01 >> You're almost cute when you try and act like a man.
00:03 Then I noticed the pleated pants.
00:05 >> You're making a comeback.
00:06 >> No, they aren't.
00:07 [MUSIC]
00:11 >> Don't you ever wonder what we're doing here?
00:13 That maybe we're stuck in this place for a reason?
00:15 >> You and I haven't been in limbo for 30 years just to prepare ourselves for
00:19 this moment.
00:19 [MUSIC]
00:21 >> Crackers.
00:21 >> You two miss the living.
00:24 >> We don't miss anyone.
00:25 People at jars are piss.
00:26 >> But you do.
00:28 >> Is she the reason you've been getting up early the past few months?
00:31 >> Maybe.
00:32 >> Yeah.
00:33 [MUSIC]
00:36 >> She seems like a lot of fun.
00:37 >> I think a friend of hers died or something.
00:39 >> It's been just five days since the initial disappearance of Dr.
00:42 Claire Smalls.
00:44 >> I think we could help her.
00:45 >> In case your ghost boner made you forget, we can't interact with the living.
00:50 >> It's my specialty.
00:52 There are two ways for the living to see the dead.
00:54 [MUSIC]
00:58 >> What do you know about Rimmel Girl?
00:59 >> Her parents are dead.
01:01 >> She's an architect, single.
01:03 And I think she's a vegan?
01:05 >> What's a vegan?
01:07 >> I believe it means that you don't respect other people's cultures or
01:10 opinions.
01:10 >> I can get behind that.
01:13 >> My sister's alive and I will find her.
01:16 >> Go to the place where Claire works and ask around.
01:18 Drop 100 dogs from the top floor of every building.
01:20 Eventually, another door will open.
01:23 >> I'm one of the good guys.
01:24 >> Wait, what?
01:25 >> No, I wasn't expecting that.
01:26 [MUSIC]
01:29 >> Shake those asses around.
01:30 >> You know, it was my idea to hit that girl over the head with a rock.
01:33 >> Normally not a great idea, but it worked out.
01:35 [MUSIC]
01:37 >> We never should have brought a living person into this.
01:39 >> What was the whole reason we came out here for?
01:41 [MUSIC]
01:48 >> They tore their heads clean off.
01:50 [MUSIC]
01:52 >> I think I'm going to burn in hell for all of time.
01:57 >> That's not good.
01:58 [MUSIC]
02:01 >> No, no it isn't.
02:04 >> This is Sandy and I'm Lance.
02:06 I guess this is welcome to Burgatory.
02:08 >> Hope a bunch of pointy things are crammed up into your ass later.
02:11 [MUSIC]