• 2 months ago
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00:00I'm never going to get used to saying the word fiancé.
00:03Hi, lady.
00:04Hi.
00:05Are you nervous about going back?
00:06No.
00:07Well, if that little gremlin even looks in your direction, call me.
00:10I can't be here anymore, Steven.
00:12If I did, you can do it.
00:14I've been looking at brochures for boarding schools.
00:16Would anyone like to share their work?
00:18Yes, Katie?
00:19Her parakeet was splintering into pieces.
00:21I cannot wait for you to get these fucking LSATs over with.
00:24If I don't get above a 170, I might as well not even come back next semester.
00:29I thought you were cute, but you've always had a girlfriend.
00:33I had a good time last night.
00:34Would you like to stay for breakfast?
00:36Yeah.
00:37This is Steven DeMarco, your new TA.
00:39I'm sorry again about my teammates being dicks to you.
00:42Diana kind of told me off.
00:43Diana did?
00:44I need to tell you something.
00:45I'm sleeping with Oliver, Marianne's husband.
00:48You haven't told anyone about this?
00:49Of course not.
00:50If anyone found out, it would derail my life.
00:52I'm not used to being with somebody that's not lying to me.
00:57I've never gotten to sleep next to you and wake up with you.
01:00Okay, I'll work on that.
01:01Steven was in the car with Macy.
01:03He saw her die and didn't fucking do anything, didn't call for help.
01:06He just fucking left her there.
01:07I know you're fucking crazy, but this is next level.
01:10Based on your symptoms, all signs point to a panic attack.
01:13Now, the only unusual thing that came up is this rib right here.
01:16It could be from car wreck from the impact of a steering wheel.
01:27
01:38♪ With your feet on the air, your head on the ground ♪
01:46♪ Try to strip and spin it, yeah ♪
01:51♪ Get through the clouds, but there's nothing in it ♪
01:54♪ And your eyes can't see it ♪
01:57♪ Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? ♪
02:06♪ Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? ♪
02:11♪ Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? ♪
02:13♪ Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? Where is my mind? ♪
02:15♪ Lay out in the water, stay standing still ♪
02:21Hey.
02:24Oh, hey.
02:26God, this printer.
02:27I swear, this is like a fucking social experiment.
02:30It keeps saying it's printing and then nothing's happening.
02:32I...
02:34Here, let me try.
02:36I've been dealing with these printers for four years.
02:40Okay.
02:46So Ridley said that you talked to him about getting the football team to leave me alone?
02:52Yeah, I did.
02:55Thanks.
02:57It was nice of you.
03:01Those fucking boys.
03:04They're too old to keep being such pieces of shit.
03:07What?
03:08No, no, yeah, it's just like, why can't they be more mature?
03:12Like us?
03:28Yeah.
03:34And I think we're very mature.
03:43Next week, we'll be getting into the first person pieces.
03:46So make sure you're caught up on the reading, okay?
03:52Well, that's all for today and happy Halloween.
03:55I gotta run. I'll see you later.
03:57Okay.
04:00Oh, sorry, Katie.
04:01It's fine.
04:04Lucy?
04:05Can I talk to you quickly?
04:07Yeah.
04:12Is everything okay?
04:14Well, something has been brought to my attention.
04:18I saw you applied for Art of the Short Story next semester.
04:22Yeah.
04:23But when I tried to add you, I wasn't able due to your GPA.
04:26A minimum of 3.2 is required and you are 3.0.
04:31No, no, that doesn't make any sense.
04:33My GPA should be much higher than that.
04:35Apparently, there was a class you dropped earlier this semester.
04:38I did, but the registrar just said it would be an incomplete.
04:41But an incomplete is factoring to your average as a zero.
04:45Fuck.
04:46I did not know that.
04:49So why did you drop the class?
04:51My ex, he found out what class I was in.
04:53He signed up to be the TA to mess with me.
04:55I don't know, I don't know.
04:56Should I talk to someone about this?
04:58No, no, no, no.
05:00It would just make it worse.
05:01If someone is making you feel unsafe in your classes, this isn't okay.
05:04No, I don't feel unsafe.
05:07He's not dangerous, he's just a fucking asshole.
05:10Are you sure?
05:11Because sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.
05:15This is so frustrating.
05:17This is so frustrating.
05:18I've worked so hard this semester.
05:22Alright.
05:23Let me see what I can do to help you with your GPA.
05:27I will hate for this to win opportunities for you.
05:30That would be amazing.
05:34So any fun Halloween plans?
05:36Yeah, yeah, my friend's coming to visit.
05:38I'm gonna go meet her now, actually.
05:40What about you?
05:42Nope.
05:43No plans for me at all.
05:45My husband is actually out of town this weekend, so I have all the house for myself.
05:50Which I don't mind.
05:57Yeah.
06:00Lucy!
06:02Yes!
06:03Oh my God!
06:05I missed you so much!
06:07I missed you too.
06:08Oh, hi.
06:09I'm so excited.
06:10No, you have no idea.
06:11Thank God you're here.
06:12I'd be in such a bad mood otherwise.
06:14Why?
06:15That class I dropped because of Steven.
06:16Fucked with my GPA.
06:17They're counting it as a zero.
06:19How does he still manage to ruin things, even when you're not with him anymore?
06:22I don't know.
06:23I'm just, I'm trying not to focus on it.
06:26He would be so happy if he knew.
06:28I really hope we run into him this weekend.
06:30I want to tell him to his face what a piece of shit he is.
06:33Let's try and avoid that, okay?
06:35Come here.
06:39I'm so happy you're here.
06:56Bree!
06:57Lydia's here.
06:58Oh my God!
06:59Hi!
07:00So nice to meet you.
07:02I have heard so much about you.
07:04What are you, what are you packing for?
07:06Oh, my foster sister invited me on this last minute weekend thing.
07:11I'm sorry I'm going to miss your visit.
07:13Oh, it's okay.
07:14Next time.
07:15I'm going to go put all my stuff in your room.
07:17Oh, yeah, yeah.
07:18Take this and I'll be there in a second.
07:19Bye.
07:20Okay.
07:26Your foster sister?
07:29Okay.
07:31Oliver is surprising me.
07:33He got us a hotel room in Rhinebeck.
07:36I just, I didn't want to make you feel weird and complicit by telling you.
07:40No, that, that's, that's so nice.
07:44Please don't hate me.
07:47The only guy who's ever taken me to a hotel was Evan this summer.
07:49And it's probably because he felt guilty.
07:54No, you should, you should go and have fun.
07:57Thanks.
07:58Yeah.
07:59It's the first time we get to spend a whole weekend together.
08:01Wow.
08:04Can you cover for me?
08:05With Pippa?
08:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
08:12You sure Diana's okay with me staying here this weekend?
08:15Yeah, she's at my place half the time anyway.
08:19Why do you look constipated?
08:21Because they're posting the LSAT scores today and the website's not fucking loading.
08:29I'm surprised mom likes Diana so much.
08:32Why?
08:33She normally can't forgive people for having money.
08:36Holy shit.
08:37Holy shit good or holy shit bad?
08:39I got a 174.
08:40Is that good or bad?
08:41It's really good.
08:43Diana.
08:44Hi.
08:45Oh, I have not been able to breathe normally for fucking weeks.
08:47Did you check yours?
08:48Did you, did you do okay?
08:50Very okay.
08:51Yes, yes.
08:54Come here.
08:55Okay.
08:56Holy shit.
08:57Congratulations, you fucking nerds.
08:59I'm so proud of you.
09:01I'm so proud of you.
09:04Congratulations, you fucking nerds.
09:06I'm gonna go jump in the shower.
09:08Yes, come on.
09:10Wait, Steven.
09:12My LSAT was not good.
09:14Yeah, funny.
09:16It isn't a joke.
09:17I barely broke 150.
09:19I didn't want to say anything in front of Sadie and ruin the mood.
09:22Wait, what?
09:24How's that even possible?
09:26I don't know.
09:28I was so stressed that week, the stuff with my mom.
09:30But you said you felt good.
09:31I did.
09:34What does this mean for law school?
09:40I probably can't apply this year.
09:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:46We're supposed to go together.
09:48And live together.
09:50No, it's, it's a fucking disaster.
09:54I'm sorry.
09:58Let's deal with it after Sadie leaves.
10:01Please.
10:11You can just pop it down there.
10:13Oh, and, uh, thank you.
10:23So?
10:25What do you think?
10:27Is it nice?
10:30I think you know that I think it's nice.
10:34I can't believe you did this.
10:36You said you wanted to fall asleep together.
10:46Right.
10:48What sort of wine do you want?
10:50There's a bar downstairs.
10:54Or we could stay in the room.
10:57I'm fine with whatever.
11:00Well, I'm assuming you didn't bring that dress just to stay up in the room.
11:09Jesus.
11:11Okay, go.
11:13No!
11:15You killed him!
11:17He's dead.
11:19How can he be dead? It's just beer.
11:21Are they always this gross?
11:23Or they're always that gross?
11:25Leo!
11:27Did I ever tell you about the time that
11:29Lucy shit her pants on Halloween?
11:31Lydia! What the fuck?
11:33I was 12!
11:35It's food poisoning!
11:37You were 15!
11:39I was 12, and it was pants.
11:41Sad, actually.
11:43Leo, get her off me!
11:45Get her off!
11:47It's okay.
11:49You know, I actually
11:51really like you, Leo.
11:53You're the first boyfriend of Lucy's that I approve of.
11:55Okay, let's not dwell
11:57on the past, guys.
11:59Except the part where you shit yourself?
12:01Let's dwell on that.
12:03Yes, to Lucy shitting her pants.
12:05Oh, it's a sophomore double?
12:07She's tiny.
12:09Chris!
12:11Hey!
12:13Hi.
12:17Hey, Lydia said
12:19you had a pledge thing tonight.
12:21Oh, they gave us the night off.
12:23Lady Gaga?
12:25Shots.
12:27Do you want a drink?
12:29I would love a drink.
12:31I swear Lydia
12:33didn't tell me he was coming tonight.
12:35What do you want to do?
12:37We can ditch them. We can say we're not feeling well.
12:39Stop. Okay.
12:41I'm fine. Lydia's your best friend.
12:43We're not gonna ditch her just because her brother's
12:45a creep. Are you sure?
12:47Yes! Stop. Okay.
12:49Shots!
12:51Backgrounds.
12:53Hey.
13:05You are gonna regret those shoes.
13:07They have a thick heel.
13:09Demarcuses!
13:11Hey, guys.
13:13Wow.
13:15Nice effort.
13:17Oh, thanks. Yeah, I was gonna go all out like you,
13:19and I remember I don't give a shit.
13:21Let's go get more drinks. Okay.
13:25Oh, my.
13:29Wow.
13:31She kisses you like you're going off to war.
13:33Is that your girlfriend? No, we're just
13:35hanging out.
13:37Is that what Molly thinks?
13:39I think so.
13:41What? Well, let's see.
13:43You've been sleeping together for weeks,
13:45and you make her breakfast
13:47every time she stays over. You make her breakfast?
13:49Yeah, why's that bad?
13:51Not bad. Just stupid.
13:53Unless you want a girlfriend. I don't want a girlfriend.
13:55Okay, well, then it's, uh,
13:57stupid. Oh, no, that poor
13:59girl. Yeah, it's very cruel.
14:01You know what's funny? Evan
14:03has turned out to be the meanest one out of all of us.
14:05Yeah. I'm thrilled.
14:07Whatever. Fuck both of you.
14:09Fuck both of you.
14:11Fuck.
14:31All right. You got beer?
14:33Here. This is...
14:35You okay? You okay? All right, Pepper.
14:37Here you go. All right.
14:39Cheers.
14:45Do you not like beer? I'm just, like,
14:47not really in the mood. What?
14:49It's Halloween. Yeah. You want me to make
14:51you something else? No, everyone's definitely seen Pippa
14:53crush some beers. Okay.
14:55I don't think anyone needs to be peer-pressuring Pippa.
14:57I'm gonna go find the bathroom.
15:09All right.
15:21Oh, my God.
15:23It doesn't even look like you.
15:25Stop being so obvious.
15:27You're gonna get me in trouble.
15:29The irony of that statement.
15:35Cheers.
15:37Cheers.
15:41I like it here.
15:43Yeah? Mm-hmm.
15:45You know, in a perfect world,
15:47I'd take you out all the time.
15:49Show you off.
15:53Where does Marianne think you are?
15:55Visiting an old
15:57friend in the city.
15:59It's weird.
16:01What is?
16:03I love everything that we do together.
16:07But...
16:09you have this whole other life
16:11that I don't know anything about.
16:13I'm not
16:15really allowed to ask.
16:17You're allowed to ask.
16:19About Marianne.
16:23All right.
16:27When you first met,
16:29did you
16:31like her right away?
16:33I did.
16:35Yes.
16:39How did you propose?
16:41We just finished dinner.
16:43So you had a ring?
16:45Of course.
16:47Do you have fun with her?
16:49I do. Yeah, I mean,
16:51not all the time, but we have fun.
16:53What about your first wife?
16:55What was she like?
16:57Uh, don't
16:59really talk about that.
17:01How
17:03are you not freezing?
17:05Here.
17:15Your
17:17friend's missing you?
17:19No.
17:21I do feel kind of bad about
17:23Lucy, though. We had made
17:25plans, but she knew
17:27how excited I was for this.
17:29You told
17:31her you were with me?
17:35Um,
17:37yeah.
17:39I'm sorry.
17:41It slipped out accidentally.
17:43She would
17:45never say anything.
17:47She's in my wife's class with you, and from what you've told
17:49me, she doesn't sound too solid.
17:51Solid?
17:53Trustworthy? No, she's...
17:55She's fine.
17:57I swear it's not an issue.
17:59Not an issue?
18:01Okay, that...
18:03That sounded dumb. I...
18:05I mean, she's...
18:07She's not going to make it an issue.
18:09You know what a big risk I'm taking,
18:11being here with you. This doesn't
18:13work if I can't trust you.
18:15You can trust me.
18:17I'm sorry. Please don't be mad
18:19at me. I don't have anyone
18:21to talk to about us, and...
18:23I just...
18:25I just voted it out like an idiot because...
18:27because I was so happy.
18:35I'm not mad.
18:39Let's go back to the room. Yeah.
18:41Can we get the check, please? Thank you.
18:47Next time, take her somewhere that doesn't cart.
18:55Okay.
19:25Oh, my God.
19:27Oh, my God.
19:29Oh, my God.
19:31Oh, my God.
19:33Oh, my God.
19:35Steven DeMarco?
19:37I can't believe this. I am, like,
19:39so starstruck right now.
19:41Do I know you?
19:43I'm Lydia, Lucy's best friend from home.
19:45Mmm.
19:47Honestly, after...
19:49I don't know.
19:51I don't know.
19:53Mmm.
19:55Honestly, after everything
19:57Lucy said about you being a cheating sociopath
19:59who terrorizes girls,
20:01I just thought you might at least be better
20:03looking.
20:05But you look like a fucking thumb.
20:13Steven, what did you do?
20:15Nothing.
20:17I don't know that girl.
20:19But you dated her friend.
20:21And then Diana and I worked things out,
20:23got back together,
20:25and this girl, she had a nervous breakdown.
20:27What was her name?
20:29Her name was Lucy.
20:31Was he really bad?
20:33Um...
20:37No.
20:39He tried to end things nicely.
20:41Lucy basically stalked him.
20:43Let's move on, shall we?
20:45Okay.
20:47All righty.
20:49Okay.
20:57Ew!
20:59I just terrified Steven.
21:01Wait, what?
21:03No, what did you do?
21:05Oh, no, he was just sitting there with, like, his stupid face,
21:07and I couldn't help myself. I reamed him out.
21:09No, no, Lydia, no. Why did you do that?
21:11I really don't want to start shit with him.
21:13I'm trying to avoid drama this year.
21:15Okay, you literally sucker-punched my ex-boyfriend last Christmas.
21:17It's the least I could do.
21:19Oh, sucker-punch?
21:21I'll tell you later. Lydia, I love you,
21:23but please just drop the Steven stuff, okay?
21:25I just want to have a good night.
21:27Okay.
21:29Okay?
21:31Woo! Make some room.
21:33Oh!
21:35Just fell right into place.
21:37Oh, my God.
21:43Hey.
21:45Hey.
21:47So, um...
21:49I saw another Lady Gaga
21:51over there.
21:53You want me to have her killed?
21:55Yeah, only if
21:57she's hotter than me.
21:59Otherwise, I suppose she could live.
22:01Are you having fun?
22:03Not really.
22:05Are you gonna
22:07open that?
22:09I thought they would be intimidating,
22:11but they're just incapacitating.
22:13Let me do it.
22:21Your feet hurting yet?
22:23Okay, fine, fine.
22:25Can you just go back to the dorm?
22:27I get some sneakers. Please?
22:29Please? For me? Please?
22:31Right now?
22:33Yeah, let's do it. Come on, let's do it.
22:35Otherwise, you'll have to carry me, okay?
22:37All right, I gotta tell Diana.
22:39Hey, Diana!
22:41Um, I should go.
22:43See you later.
22:51Oh, my God.
23:03Oh, my God.
23:11Do you want to get out of here?
23:13This party sucks.
23:15Yeah.
23:17Let's go.
23:27You know, it's funny seeing Sadie
23:29at a party. She's still 13
23:31years old in my head.
23:33I know. It's weird thinking about her at boarding school
23:35living on her own.
23:37I'm just glad she's not at home with my mom
23:39anymore.
23:41Yeah, how are things with your mom?
23:43She cut me off last semester.
23:45So that job with Diana's dad,
23:47that was the only way I could afford housing this year.
23:49Damn, man, I'm sorry.
23:51I didn't realize it was that serious.
23:53She is who she is. I have no idea how Sadie
23:55turned out so great
23:57after the house we grew up in.
23:59What?
24:01What?
24:03No, it's just that
24:05I've always said the same thing
24:07about Bree.
24:11Trying to think of a good response, but it's not
24:13fun giving you shit. You look so
24:15despondent.
24:17I don't know, man. I just feel like
24:19that's why
24:21I can't date Molly right now.
24:23You know, I just can't stop thinking about Bree.
24:25Yeah.
24:27It's okay.
24:29You can be casual after a breakup. That's very normal.
24:31I'm just trying to be nice.
24:33Cooking a girl breakfast
24:35is the polite thing to do,
24:37I thought.
24:39If you worry so much about being the nice guy all the time,
24:41you're going to end up being a bigger
24:43dick.
24:45Look at me.
24:47I'm way too nice
24:49to everyone.
24:53Let's go. Let's get back to the party.
24:55Come on.
24:57No, I think I'm going to head home.
24:59Alright.
25:01I will tell Molly you are
25:03very sick.
25:05Appreciate it, man.
25:09So, what?
25:11You weren't having fun with your boys?
25:13I don't know.
25:17I feel like everything,
25:19everything is boring me.
25:21Like even helping
25:23out with the team.
25:25I don't care.
25:27Well, on the bright side,
25:29in just a few months, you'll graduate.
25:31Yeah, but what the fuck am I going to do?
25:33I didn't plan anything.
25:35I never had time to do it before.
25:37I keep wanting to reach out to Drew,
25:39but I feel like I'm being overbearing.
25:41And, uh,
25:43Steven mentioned
25:45I should probably just wait.
25:47Let him reach out to me.
25:49Okay, that is dumb advice.
25:51If you want to talk to Drew,
25:53just call him.
25:59What?
26:01What are you doing with those?
26:03I'm, uh, I'm weeding out the pink ones
26:05because you hate them.
26:07I don't actually hate the pink ones.
26:09No one hates the pink ones.
26:11You told me that you hate them.
26:13Yeah, because you liked them
26:15and I was trying to be generous.
26:17That's crazy.
26:19I was trying to be a low-maintenance girlfriend.
26:21Well, this ends tonight.
26:23Oh!
26:25Whoa! I'm sorry.
26:27Stop.
26:31You know, you don't need to make shit up for my sake.
26:33Yeah, you shouldn't be too flattered.
26:35I mean, I kind of do it with everyone, so...
26:37Give me more examples.
26:39Oh, my God, there's, like, a million.
26:41Come on. Let's hear them.
26:43Okay, I didn't really love your massages.
26:45They were kind of extremely painful.
26:47Oh, okay.
26:49And I hate watching football.
26:53Or any sport.
26:55Really?
26:57It's so boring.
26:59Ah!
27:03And...
27:07What?
27:09Okay.
27:11You know, when we had sex?
27:13Oh, shit. Yeah?
27:15I kind of fake my orgasms.
27:17Uh...
27:21How many?
27:23Like, all of them.
27:25Like, every single one.
27:27Jesus, what?
27:29Oh!
27:31Really, it's not you.
27:33I've never come with anyone.
27:35I'm just, like, I'm way too in my head.
27:37I'm, like, I'm thinking about
27:39if my tits look weird
27:41or if I'm making this stupid face.
27:43This is still very bad news for me.
27:45I'm sorry.
27:47Have you slept with anyone since May?
27:49Have you?
27:51Of course.
27:57Hey, um...
28:01Would you sleep here tonight?
28:03I just really hate
28:05being in here alone,
28:07and I haven't really been sleeping very well.
28:09Yeah, sure.
28:11But you didn't answer my question.
28:13Have you slept with anyone else since May?
28:19No.
28:21So you're not sleeping, you're not having sex.
28:23Sounds like you've been a complete
28:25fucking disaster without me.
28:27Oh, my God, you're so annoying!
28:29Oh.
28:31I'm stealing this.
28:33Happy Halloween.
28:39Hey.
28:41Hi.
28:43Hi.
28:45I haven't seen Pippa. Have you seen her?
28:47Oh, I saw her leave a while ago.
28:49Wait, really? I would have walked back with her
28:51as soon as she got home.
28:53She's a big girl. I'm sure she could handle herself.
28:55That's not really the point.
28:57Is Pippa fun? She seems...
28:59serious.
29:01Yeah, Pippa's amazing.
29:03She's one of the best people I know.
29:05Yeah, I think she's great.
29:07Hey.
29:11I'm not trying to start anything,
29:13but my brother's actually a really good person.
29:15Oh, okay.
29:17Who's your brother?
29:19Steven.
29:21Oh, my God.
29:23Steven has a sister?
29:25I'm not doing this. Okay, why doesn't
29:27Lucy tell you what kind of guy your brother is?
29:29It sounds like he tried to be nice
29:31and she kind of stalked him.
29:33Stalked him?
29:35Sadie, come on.
29:37Yes, please, take the rabid child away.
29:39Wait, hold on, hold on. Come here.
29:41I'm actually curious about this.
29:43That's what your brother told you, that I stalked him?
29:45The night was the first time I even heard him say your name.
29:49That's even more fucked up because
29:51we were in a relationship
29:53for a whole school year. I was his girlfriend.
29:55Okay?
29:57And he treated me horribly
29:59because that's what he does. He lies and he manipulates
30:01and I know he's your brother.
30:03You love him, but he's a very bad person.
30:05And someday you're gonna wake up
30:07and you're gonna see him for who he is
30:09and it's gonna be a really sad day for you.
30:13What the fuck is wrong with you?
30:15Come on.
30:19I think you might have just traumatized
30:21that 12-year-old.
30:33Morning.
30:35These are really good.
30:39Thanks.
30:41It's a shitty camera.
30:43I'm saving for a better one.
30:47No, you should really pursue this.
30:49You're talented.
30:57Um...
30:59I'm sorry.
31:01I got agitated last night.
31:03It's okay.
31:05Can we make up?
31:07Please.
31:21Oh, fuck.
31:23I just want you all the time.
31:25Let me order breakfast,
31:27so it'll be here when we're ready for it, yeah?
31:29Mm-hmm.
31:41Hey, uh, could I get...
31:43Pancakes.
31:45One order of pancakes, please.
31:47Uh, scrambled eggs
31:49and, uh...
31:51A pitcher of mimosas, please.
31:57What?
31:59Look, you're just so comfortable
32:01being so naked all over the place.
32:03I've noticed you've been
32:05covering up a bit this weekend.
32:07Well...
32:09don't laugh, okay?
32:11Mm-hmm.
32:13But...
32:15this weekend was so last-minute
32:17that I didn't have time
32:19to do a whole...
32:21grooming routine.
32:23Well, it still looks good to me.
32:29You don't need to do all that, though.
32:31Getting rid of everything,
32:33it looks a bit prepubescent.
32:39Oh.
32:41Yeah, well,
32:43I'll definitely stop, then.
32:45Okay, just a thought.
32:51Is there anything else
32:53that you'd like for me to do?
32:55Uh, no.
32:57No, I just meant that
32:59you don't need to, uh,
33:01worry so much about it.
33:03By the time you're my age,
33:05you won't care about a little body hair.
33:07By the time you're my age,
33:09you won't care about a little body hair.
33:15Well...
33:17it's too bad
33:19we won't know each other by then.
33:21Why wouldn't we?
33:37Your fingers are so huge.
34:07Oh.
34:23Hey, Lucy.
34:25Hi. Wrigley?
34:27Goodbye, Lucy.
34:31Hi.
34:33Hi.
34:35We're not fucking.
34:37I swear.
34:39I didn't say anything.
34:41We're just friends.
34:43It's nice.
34:45Okay, good.
34:47I'm happy for you.
34:49I love Wrigley.
34:51Really?
34:53Lydia and I are gonna go grab some breakfast.
34:55You wanna come?
34:57Yes.
34:59I need shoes.
35:01Mm-hmm.
35:05Okay.
35:07What?
35:09Hey, let me call you right back.
35:11Don't worry.
35:13Hey, you okay?
35:15What's going on?
35:17Uh, do you guys know this girl?
35:19Oh, yeah, that's the girl
35:21who wrote the parakeet essay.
35:23Katie? Yeah, she's kind of weird.
35:25I knew it. She's crazy.
35:27Okay, she hooked up with my brother
35:29and then sent some insane email
35:31to her entire sorority
35:33stating that he basically raped her
35:35or something.
35:37She's claiming that she was, like, drugged.
35:39When did this happen?
35:41I guess last week,
35:43but she sent the email today.
35:45I mean, I'm sorry,
35:47but Chris is, like, objectively good-looking.
35:49I doubt he has to be going around raping girls.
35:51Lydia, come on.
35:53Well, I'm sorry. I'm pissed, okay?
35:55You said yourself this girl is crazy.
35:57No, no, I didn't say she was crazy,
35:59and I think maybe we should find out
36:01more details.
36:03I'm just saying, it's impossible for you to know what actually happened.
36:05You were not there.
36:07You're talking about my brother.
36:09I know, but just because he's your brother
36:11doesn't mean it's impossible for him to fuck up.
36:13So you're calling him a rapist?
36:15No, that's...
36:17Then what are you calling him?
36:19I'm gonna let you guys talk, okay?
36:21You've known Chris his entire life.
36:23You know he would never do anything like this.
36:25Lydia, we weren't there.
36:27I'm...
36:29I'm sorry.
36:31I know that's not what you want me to say.
36:33Okay, um...
36:35I'm gonna go get a coffee
36:37and, like, breathe for a second
36:39because you're really freaking me out right now.
36:41Lydia.
36:49Did you talk to your dad about your score yet?
36:51Uh, yeah.
36:53He's really upset with me.
36:55You're gonna want to retake that as soon as possible.
36:57Yale won't even look at a score under 170.
36:59I can't just retake it.
37:01Steven, I barely made 150.
37:03I'm clearly not ready.
37:05I'm not gonna humiliate myself
37:07by failing a second time.
37:09So what's your plan?
37:11Study...
37:13and retake it next year.
37:15Apply to law school then.
37:17That's... that's crazy.
37:19It's what my dad said I should do.
37:21I think he wants me to learn a lesson or something.
37:23I feel like this is the first time
37:25I've ever really disappointed him.
37:29I hope he doesn't take it out on you.
37:31What do you mean?
37:33Just helping you with Yale.
37:37We were kind of a package deal.
37:39Unless...
37:41you decide to wait with me.
37:43Oh, my God.
37:45What?
37:47Just, uh...
37:49Just an email that went out to the whole
37:51sorority this morning.
37:53Hey.
37:55Where were you last night?
37:57Uh...
37:59Slept at Pippa's.
38:01Are you joking?
38:03Yeah, I just fell asleep over there.
38:05We didn't have time to talk.
38:07I'm sorry.
38:09I'm sorry.
38:11Are you joking?
38:13Yeah, I just fell asleep over there.
38:15We didn't hook up or anything.
38:17Why would you hang out with a girl
38:19who ruined your brother's life
38:21if you're not even getting laid?
38:23Why do you care?
38:25If I feel okay about it,
38:27so should you.
38:29Right?
38:31I don't. I don't care.
38:33Well, I'm good.
38:35I'm gonna shower.
38:41There's a little bit of coffee left,
38:43so now I have to drink coffee
38:45that actually tastes like coffee.
38:47Thanks.
38:49Last night was fun.
38:51Mm-hmm.
38:53That Lucy girl is crazy, though.
38:55You were right.
38:57When did you meet Lucy?
38:59When he went to get my shoes.
39:01She kind of lost her shit at me.
39:03Yeah, yeah.
39:05Lucy got a little dramatic,
39:07but I pulled Sadie away.
39:09You're a liar
39:11and a manipulator,
39:13and someday I'm gonna find out
39:15what a bad person you are.
39:17It's fine.
39:19It's not like I believe her.
39:21sigh
39:33phone vibrates
39:41phone vibrates
39:45phone vibrates
39:47phone vibrates
39:51What the fuck?
40:09Hi, it's Lucy. Leave a message.
40:14Hey, thanks for your little speech. That was cute.
40:17You're welcome.
40:19I'm sure you've heard a lot of shit about me from Lucy.
40:23It's what she does.
40:25Makes everyone but herself out to be the bad guy.
40:27Even you.
40:28Yeah, I'm not too worried about it. I've known Lucy since kindergarten.
40:30Oh, I know, I know, I know. She told me.
40:32What else did she say?
40:34She said that your biggest goal in life was to stay under 110 pounds.
40:38You lost your virginity when you were only 14, which in Lucy's opinion was really gross.
40:42You think you're this rebel because you smoke weed at your dad's country club.
40:46But actually you're a total conformist.
40:49You're gonna end up just like your mom. I don't know your mom, obviously.
40:53But I think she meant that as a negative.
40:55And oh, yeah, she thinks you're jealous of her.
40:57Personally, I think Lucy's probably the one that's jealous.
41:00She never told me how hot you are.
41:16I love you.
41:32Jesus.
41:47Jesus.
42:01Hey.
42:03Hey, I really don't want to fight with you, okay?
42:07Obviously, Chris is your brother and you're gonna stand up for him.
42:10And I should not have said anything.
42:13And I'm sorry.
42:15You know I love you.
42:17Do you?
42:19Because I just ran into Steven and he said a bunch of shit.
42:22About what?
42:24This stuff that you apparently said about me.
42:27Like how you think I'm a conformist who's gonna end up like my mom.
42:31And he knew about me losing my virginity at 14.
42:35I obviously didn't say any of that, Lydia.
42:37It was just kind of detailed, Lucy.
42:39This is what he does. This is what he does.
42:41He twists shit all the time.
42:43He just left me the most disgusting voicemail I've ever heard in my life.
42:49He's pissed that I said stuff to his sister and he won't say anything to hurt me right now.
42:56You believe me over him, right?
43:00Yeah.
43:02Yeah, I do. It's just been a weird weekend.
43:05I know. I know. I'm sorry.
43:08We can still grab some breakfast.
43:10I sold a pack. My train's coming at noon.
43:13Yeah, okay.
43:17You know I love you, right?
43:20I know.
43:22I love you too.
43:24Come here.
43:40Come here.
44:10Come here.
44:27Oh, what? So you talked shit to my sister last night and now you're not gonna pick up your fucking phone?
44:32I knew you were pathetic.
44:34But I didn't realize you were still quite this desperate to get my attention.
44:41Do you wonder why I got tired of fucking you, Lucy?
44:48It's not because you're crazy.
44:51It's because you are so completely forgettable.
44:55No matter how hard you try to make yourself even marginally interesting, you cannot.
44:59You can't fucking do it, Lucy, because you're just a pointless fucking cunt.
45:03Hey.
45:05You do not understand the fact that I love you.
45:09You do not understand in full context.
45:11She's been bothering me for months, and the fact that she spoke to you, and I...
45:15I lost it.
45:20Hey, please. Please, can you say something? Just say something.
45:24Just say something.
45:26It's just that you sounded like Pom.
45:29Don't say that. I am nothing like her. You know that.
45:34Hey, I'm sorry.
45:37I have never spoken to anyone like that before.
45:42Sadie. Sadie, hey.
45:45Please. Please. Say something. Say something. Come on.
45:50Please. It's okay.
45:54It's fine. It just seems tired.
46:03Come on.
46:05Come on.
46:07Come on.
46:33I'm going to miss having you all to myself.
46:37I know.
46:48This was the best time I've ever had.
46:53We should do it again soon.
47:07Come on.
47:17What's up? You seem nervous.
47:20Things were just a little bit weird with Lydia. I don't know.
47:25And I'm worried about Pippa.
47:27She's going through some stuff that's not my story to tell, so...
47:32That's okay. You don't have to tell me.
47:37I wasn't a very good friend last year.
47:41And every time I think about it, it just...
47:44It makes me very anxious.
47:47I don't know. I just feel all this pressure to make up for it or something.
47:52You've got to be easy on yourself.
47:58I don't think you would have liked me if you met me last year.
48:02Do you think that has something to do with your violent past?
48:06Oh, my God.
48:09I was hoping you'd forget that.
48:12That's so annoying.
48:14I don't know. It is the only thing I keep thinking about.
48:18I just... I cannot get over the hypocrisy.
48:21Okay. In my defense, I did it for Lydia, and he fucking deserved it, okay?
48:26Okay. I do need to see your technique immediately, though.
48:29Come on. One punch. One, please.
48:34You're rubbing up.
48:41Poor guy. Poor guy.
48:57Hey.
48:59Hey.
49:01Of what are you doing?
49:03What? Oh, no. I'm just touching up my roots.
49:08Oh. Yeah.
49:12Actually, could you look at the back and let me know if I missed any spots?
49:18I can't see.
49:19Oh, yeah. Sure.
49:23Uh, yes. You missed some spots.
49:26Like all of them.
49:30What?
49:32Here. I can help you.
49:35Really?
49:37Yeah. Sure.
49:39Okay.
49:50Okay.
49:55You're welcome.
49:58How was the rest of your night?
50:01It was good. I just went home early.
50:11One of my sorority sisters sent out an email this morning.
50:16Katie?
50:22Yeah. I heard.
50:28Just wondering.
50:34What was your plan if I didn't show up at your door just now?
50:43Remain blissfully ignorant about how horrible the back of my head looked.
50:49That was it.
50:51Well, thank God I'm here now.
51:22Yeah, these things take forever.
51:24I especially am slow.
51:28But I realized that I need you.
51:31And I wondered if I could come home.
51:51You

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