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01:49C'est parti !
01:53Vous savez, un déjeuner sans poissons est comme un jour sans soleil.
01:57Et qui veut vivre dans la douleur ?
01:59Et qui veut manger seul ?
02:01Je pense que je vais entrer dans la belle Sonia.
02:15Oups !
02:19Ok, Que se passe t-il ?
02:28Comment as-tu pû essayer cette... cette...cette crotte ?
02:31Parce qu'il n'a pas la même taille.
02:35Non, ce n'est pas le poisson, c'est la muscule, la pure muscule.
02:39Regardez ça.
02:44Je ne fais pas de poisson.
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03:19The doc gave me this diet book.
03:21Everything I can and can't eat is listed in there.
03:25And none of it is very appetizing.
03:32Well, it's the moment of truth.
03:41Okay, okay, I get the idea.
03:44I've got your favorite today, Heathcliff.
03:48Tuna Fiesta!
03:55Well, what's wrong with Heathcliff?
03:58Uh, cabbage, carrots, celery, spinach, broccoli.
04:04Yuck! I'm a cat. I can't eat that stuff.
04:10Hey, what's the big idea?
04:12Hey, hold on right there, Spork.
04:15That little piece of cheese you're holding has over 500 calories in it.
04:20That's 500 calories of ugly fat, Spork.
04:25500 calories? Oh, no.
04:34It looks like Heathcliff's on a diet.
04:37You mean like scat to the fat?
04:40Exactly. And that gives me an idea.
04:43If we can keep Heathcliff on a diet,
04:46he'll get so weak that we can take over his territory.
04:50But how can we keep Heathcliff from eating?
04:54Yeah, like that, kiddies. Fame is the eating game.
04:57Just come with me.
05:01Heathcliff, old pal, looks like you're on the old diet trail.
05:05Yeah, Sonya's looking at other guys.
05:08Sonya's looking at other cats.
05:10I gotta lose some weight, but I just don't know.
05:13I love to eat.
05:15I'm so hungry right now, I could eat this stupid book.
05:18Better not. Lots of calories in there.
05:21Hector, can you help me?
05:23I gotta lose some weight real fast.
05:25But I'm so hungry all the time.
05:27Nothin' easier. But eatin's only half of it.
05:30Yes, sir, we're gonna put you on the patented
05:33Hector exercise program for fat cats.
05:36You'll lose twice the weight in half the time.
05:39You'll get so thin, you'll be nothing but a grin.
05:43Just meet us in the alley in five minutes,
05:46and we'll get you on your way to becoming a sleeker kitty cat.
05:50You'll lose weight, too.
05:55Keep going, Heathcliff.
05:57All that unsightly fat is going to burn right away.
06:01Yeah, like no pain, no gain, Heathcliff.
06:04Let's do some push-ups now, Heathcliff.
06:07How many of these do I have to do?
06:13Not many. A thousand should be fine.
06:16A thousand?
06:21Hey, don't worry about it.
06:23None of us can count.
06:26OK, Heathcliff. Time for some road work.
06:31How much road work?
06:36Oh, nothing hard. Just a ten-mile run.
06:41Ten miles?
06:43Hey, it's easy.
06:45Just run five miles, then come back.
06:48That's the way, old pal.
06:50Don't worry about us. We'll be right behind you.
06:57OK, Mongo, Wordsworth, get the cart.
07:18Oh, if I don't get something to eat,
07:21I'm never going to finish this run.
07:25There he is. And he's got a fish.
07:30What you got there, fatso?
07:37I just thought I'd pick up some fish.
07:40I'll be right back.
07:42I just thought I'd pick up some company for the long jog.
07:46Keep running.
07:51Jogging.
07:59Heathcliff's catch was from the fisherman's bag.
08:02Uh-oh.
08:05Might as well see the sights while I run.
08:16Steak!
08:22Oh, no, you don't.
08:24Steak!
08:28Oh, no, you don't.
08:30Oh, no, you don't.
08:33Oh, no, you don't.
08:35Steak ain't on the menu.
08:37But I'm hungry. Just a nibble.
08:41Not even a taste.
08:43Now go finish your run and no more side trips.
08:49Hey, Hector, what you gonna do with the steak?
08:53Yeah, like Heathcliff's got the grease, but we've got the beef.
08:57We sure do.
09:00What?
09:03I think that meat was the tiger's treat.
09:19Food!
09:24Here, Spike. Here, boy.
09:26Come on, Spike. Come on, let's play.
09:28You wanna fetch? Here you go. Here, boy.
09:33Here you go.
09:36Food at last.
09:38Don't eat that food.
09:40Don't put that food in your mouth.
09:48Oh, no, you don't.
09:51Please, Hector, just one bite.
09:53I'm going weak with hunger.
09:55I can barely lift my arms.
09:58Oh, yeah?
09:59Well, I've been waiting to say this for a long time, Heathcliff.
10:03Me and the boys here are taking over the neighborhood.
10:06And you're too weak to...
10:19Heathcliff, I was embarrassed that you saw me looking at another cat.
10:25I don't want you to lose weight.
10:27I love you just the way you are.
10:30You do?
10:32Yes.
10:33That's the best news I've heard all day.
10:35Yippee!
10:42This diet is too much.
10:45I have to have a snack while Grandma's away.
10:50Oh, no!
10:53Did you leave me anything?
11:05Today we're going to talk about my least favorite subject, dogs.
11:10Sporting dogs need more exercise than non-sporting dogs.
11:14I thought we gave dogs all the exercise they could ask for.
11:18A young sport-bred dog needs to jog one hour per day.
11:22You got that?
11:23Gotcha, Professor Heathcliff.
11:25I guess it's time for my exercise.
11:37Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should
11:40Terrify their neighborhood
11:42When Heathcliff just won't be undone
11:45Playing pranks on everyone
11:52The game will reign supreme
11:55And no one can deny
11:58They'll make up history
12:00And always have another bite
12:03So join in the jubilee
12:05The cats are playing and all agree
12:08Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
12:14But Heathcliff just won't be undone
12:17You should realize he can win with just