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00:00C'est un film qui a été réalisé avec le soutien d'Université Théâtre de New York.
00:30Une histoire adorée par le coeur et le jeune de chaque génération.
00:34Nous vous présente le classique de Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland.
00:38Starring Dinah Shore as Alice.
01:01Une fois à l'époque en Angleterre,
01:03pendant que la Victorie était reine,
01:05il y avait un homme dignifié
01:07nommé le Reverend Charles Dodgson, M.A.,
01:10qui apprend les mathématiques à Oxford
01:12et qui écrivait des livres avec des titres comme
01:14La Condensation de la Détermination.
01:17Le Reverend Dodgson avait un autre nom
01:19que probablement tout le monde a entendu au moins une fois.
01:22Et c'est ainsi que le respectueux clergyman d'Oxford
01:25est venu diriger Double Life.
01:27Dans l'année 1862, près de l'université,
01:29ils vivaient trois petites filles,
01:31filles du dien de l'Église de Christ.
01:33Et dans l'hiver, le bon Reverend Dodgson
01:35venait prendre ces petites filles
01:37sur des pique-niques dans la rivière des Thames.
01:39Après avoir mangé tous les oeufs cuits
01:41et que la limonade était toute vide,
01:43les filles parlaient des fleurs
01:45et chassaient des oiseaux
01:47et rassemblaient leurs hôtes.
01:49Et le milieu, qui s'appelait Alice,
01:51disait fermement,
01:53raconte-nous une histoire.
01:55C'est cette merveilleuse histoire
01:57que le Don d'Oxford a racontée à ses petits amis.
01:59Il l'a publiée après et l'a appelée
02:01Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
02:03et l'a inscrit Louis Carroll.
02:05Ça a commencé comme ça.
02:07Alice commençait à être très fatiguée
02:09d'être assise avec sa soeur sur le banc
02:11et d'avoir rien à faire.
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03:49Oh, attendez. Oh, mon dieu, oh, mon dieu.
03:51Quelle petite ratonneuse.
03:53Et telle une belle couverture rouge.
03:56Couverture rouge ?
03:58C'est étrange.
03:59Je n'ai jamais vu une ratonneuse avec quelqu'un auparavant.
04:01Je devrais être tellement horrible. Attendez. Oh, mon dieu, oh, mon dieu.
04:04Oh, là, il descend dans un trou de ratonneuse.
04:06Attendez-moi, ratonneuse.
04:07Il semble assez grand pour descendre.
04:09Je pense que je vais me lever et voir.
04:11Oh !
04:12Oh !
04:14Oups !
04:19Quelle chaleur !
04:26Je me demande où je me trompe.
04:30Il doit être une désolée distance en dessous.
04:35Après ça, je ne penserai rien à me tomber des escaliers.
04:39Il serait impensable de me faire croire que je suis à la maison.
04:42Je me demande si je devrais tomber tout le long de la Terre.
04:49C'est si drôle que ça devienne visible entre les gens qui marchent avec leurs têtes vers l'envers.
04:54J'avais en géographie l'antipathie, je pense.
04:58Non, ça ne sonne pas bien.
05:01Mais je devrais demander le nom du pays.
05:03S'il vous plaît, madame, est-ce que c'est la Nouvelle-Zélande?
05:08J'ai hâte de le demander.
05:15J'ai hâte de tomber tout le long de la Terre.
05:19Dina va me manquer ce soir.
05:21Elle est une chatte intelligente.
05:23J'espère qu'elle se souviendra de son lait.
05:26Dina, mon amour, j'aimerais que tu sois là avec moi.
05:29Il n'y a pas d'oiseaux dans l'air, mais alors tu pourrais attraper un chat.
05:33Et c'est très similaire à un oiseau.
05:36Mais les chats mangent des chats, je me demande.
05:41Les chats mangent des chats, les chats mangent des chats,
05:44les chats mangent des chats, les chats mangent des chats,
05:47les chats mangent des chats, les chats mangent des chats.
05:53Oh, bien, je suis enceinte.
05:55Et j'ai l'air d'être en un morceau.
05:57Et là va le chat blanc.
06:02Oh, mes oreilles et mes couilles, c'est trop dur.
06:05Oh, mon Dieu, oh, mon Dieu, oh, mon Dieu.
06:07Oh, il est parti.
06:09Je ne sais pas comment il l'a fait.
06:10Il n'y a pas l'air d'y avoir un moyen de sortir.
06:13Voyons voir, il est passé de ce côté.
06:16Oh, il y a une porte.
06:18Mais c'est fermé.
06:20Et c'est si petit, je ne pourrai jamais le passer.
06:23Il doit y avoir une clé.
06:25Oh, c'est ici, sur cette table de verre.
06:27Voyons voir.
06:30Oh, quel magnifique jardin.
06:34Si seulement je pouvais passer par la porte.
06:37Oh, j'aimerais pouvoir fermer comme un télescope.
06:40Je pense que je pourrais, si je savais comment commencer.
06:43Eh bien, je pourrais fermer la porte.
06:46Ce n'est pas utile.
06:48Je suppose que je devrais mettre la clé où je l'ai trouvée.
06:52Maintenant, c'est étrange.
06:54Cette bouteille n'était pas ici auparavant.
06:56Bois-moi.
06:59Bois-moi.
07:01Eh bien, tout va très bien, mais peut-être que tu es en poison.
07:05Non, ce n'est pas marqué.
07:07D'accord, alors.
07:12Il y a toutes sortes de goûts.
07:14C'est bon.
07:21Quel sentiment curieux.
07:24Je devrais fermer comme un télescope.
07:27J'espère qu'il s'arrête.
07:29Je pourrais sortir tout ensemble, comme une flamme.
07:33Mon Dieu, je suis contente qu'il s'arrête.
07:36Je devrais hâter d'être comme une flamme de flamme après avoir sauté.
07:40Mais je suis assez petite pour entrer dans le jardin par la porte.
07:43Je pourrai voir.
07:45Oh, j'ai laissé la clé sur la table.
07:49Et je ne peux pas l'atteindre.
07:52Oh, je ne vais jamais sortir.
07:56Oh, viens, il n'est pas utile de pleurer.
07:59Alice, je t'invite à partir de ce moment.
08:04Mais il n'est pas utile de prétendre être deux personnes et de me donner des conseils.
08:08Il n'y a rarement assez pour que je fasse une personne respectueuse.
08:14Oh, mon amour.
08:16Je voulais entrer dans le jardin.
08:19Mange-moi.
08:20Quoi?
08:22Oh, il y a un gâteau sous la table.
08:26Je ne l'avais pas vu auparavant.
08:28Mange-moi.
08:29D'accord, je pourrais aussi.
08:31Si ça me fait plus grand, je peux atteindre la clé.
08:34Et si c'est de l'autre côté, je peux creuser sous la porte.
08:39C'est bon.
08:41Maintenant, de quelle façon?
08:43De quelle façon?
08:49Plus curieux et plus curieux.
08:52Je grandis de nouveau.
08:55Je grandis trop.
08:57Je m'ouvre comme le plus grand télescope qu'il existe.
09:01Voici mes pieds.
09:03Au revoir, mes pieds.
09:10Ma tête.
09:12Au moins, j'ai arrêté de grandir.
09:15Je dois avoir 9 pieds.
09:18Mais je ne peux toujours pas entrer dans le jardin.
09:21Oh, mon amour.
09:24Oh, Bexy.
09:26Tu dois être déçue.
09:28Une grande fille te laisse pleurer.
09:31Arrête-le.
09:37Oh, il y a le lapin encore.
09:39Oh, la duchesse, la duchesse.
09:41Est-ce qu'elle serait sauvage si je la laissais attendre?
09:43Oh, mon amour.
09:44Excusez-moi, monsieur le lapin.
09:45Oh, bon dieu, un géant.
09:47C'est trop.
09:49Oh, j'aimerais qu'il ne s'éloigne pas.
09:53Oh, mon amour.
09:55Oh, mon amour.
09:57Oh, mon amour.
09:59Oh, mon amour.
10:01Oh, mon amour.
10:03Oh, mon amour.
10:05Oh, mon amour.
10:07Oh, mon amour.
10:09Oh, mon amour.
10:11Oh, mon amour.
10:13Oh, mon amour.
10:15Oh, mon amour.
10:17Oh, mon amour.
10:19Oh, mon amour.
10:22Oh, mon amour.
10:24Oh, mon amour.
10:26Oh, mon amour.
10:28Oh, mon amour.
10:30Oh, mon amour.
10:32Oh, mon amour.
10:34Oh, mon amour.
10:36Oh, mon amour.
10:38Oh, mon amour.
10:40Oh, mon amour.
10:42Oh, mon amour.
10:44Oh, mon amour.
10:46Oh, mon amour.
10:48Oh, mon amour.
10:50Oh, mon amour.
10:52Oh, mon amour.
10:54Oh, mon amour.
10:56Oh, mon amour.
10:58Oh, mon amour.
11:00Oh, mon amour.
11:02Oh, mon amour.
11:04Oh, mon amour.
11:06Oh, mon amour.
11:08Oh, mon amour.
11:10Oh, mon amour.
11:12Oh, mon amour.
11:14Oh, mon amour.
11:16Oh, mon amour.
11:18Oh, mon amour.
11:20Oh, mon amour.
11:22Oh, mon amour.
11:24Oh, mon amour.
11:26Oh, mon amour.
11:28Oh, mon amour.
11:30Oh, mon amour.
11:32Oh, mon amour.
11:34Oh, mon amour.
11:36Oh, mon amour.
11:38Oh, mon amour.
11:40Oh, mon amour.
11:42Oh, mon amour.
11:44Oh, mon amour.
11:46Oh, mon amour.
11:48Oh, mon amour.
11:50Oh, mon amour.
11:52Oh, mon amour.
11:54Oh, mon amour.
11:56Oh, mon amour.
11:58Oh, mon amour.
12:00Oh, mon amour.
12:02Oh, mon amour.
12:04Oh, mon amour.
12:06Oh, mon amour.
12:08Oh, mon amour.
12:10Oh, mon amour.
12:12Oh, mon amour.
12:14Oh, mon amour.
12:16Oh, mon amour.
12:18Oh, mon amour.
12:20Oh, mon amour.
12:22Oh, mon amour.
12:24Oh, mon amour.
12:26Oh, mon amour.
12:28Oh, mon amour.
12:30Oh, mon amour.
12:32Oh, mon amour.
12:34Oh, mon amour.
12:36Oh, mon amour.
12:38Oh, mon amour.
12:40Oh, mon amour.
12:42Oh, mon amour.
12:44Oh, mon amour.
12:46Oh, mon amour.
12:48Oh, mon amour.
12:50Oh, mon amour.
12:52Oh, mon amour.
12:54Oh, mon amour.
12:56Oh, mon amour.
12:58Oh, mon amour.
13:00Oh, mon amour.
13:02Oh, mon amour.
13:04Oh, mon amour.
13:06Oh, mon amour.
13:08Oh, mon amour.
13:10The mouse is going to speak.
13:12Sit down, all of you.
13:14The first thing is for all of us to get dry.
13:16Everybody sit down in a ring.
13:18There, that's right.
13:20Now, this is the driest thing I know.
13:22William the Conqueror,
13:24whose cause was favoured by the Pope,
13:26was soon submitted to by the English.
13:28Edwin and Marker, the earls of Northumbria,
13:30declared for him,
13:32and even the Archbishop of Canterbury
13:34found it advisable.
13:36Found what?
13:38It is when I find the thing.
13:40It's generally a worm.
13:42But what did the Archbishop find?
13:44Besides, I'm still wet as ever.
13:46What we need to get dry is a caucus race.
13:48A caucus race?
13:50That's right.
13:52Everybody spread out in a circle,
13:54and then up and away!
13:56All right, the race is over.
13:58But who has won?
14:00Everybody has won.
14:02And Alice is to get the prizes.
14:04Me?
14:08Well, I don't know what...
14:10Oh, wait!
14:12I have some chocolates in my apron pocket.
14:14Here.
14:16But she must have a prize or something.
14:18I don't know.
14:20I don't know.
14:22I don't know.
14:24But she must have a prize herself.
14:26Of course.
14:28What else have you in your pocket?
14:30Only a thimble.
14:32Well, hand it over.
14:34We beg your acceptance of this elegant thimble
14:36as your prize.
14:38Why, thank you, sir.
14:42She got the best prize.
14:44Well, I never.
14:46You certainly didn't.
14:48That's rude.
14:50I wish I had Dinah here.
14:52And who, might I venture to ask, is Dinah?
14:54Dinah's our cat.
14:56And she's such a capital one for catching mice.
14:58And oh, I wish you could see her after the birds.
15:00I shall eat a little bird as soon as...
15:02Look at it!
15:06Oh, dear.
15:08They're all gone.
15:10I wish I hadn't mentioned Dinah.
15:12Nobody seems to like cats here.
15:14Dear Dinah,
15:16I wonder if I shall
15:18ever see you anymore.
15:22THE END
15:52THE END
16:22THE END
16:52Maybe if I put one arm
16:54out the window...
16:56There.
16:58Now I can get my foot
17:00up the chimney.
17:02Now what will become
17:04of me?
17:08There.
17:10Thank goodness I've stopped growing.
17:12Oh, it was much pleasanter
17:14at home when one wasn't always growing
17:16larger and smaller
17:18and being ordered about
17:20by the white rabbits.
17:22When I grow up, I'll...
17:24But I'm grown up now.
17:26At least there's no more room to grow up here.
17:28Marianne!
17:30Marianne!
17:32Let me in at once.
17:34That's my quote.
17:36Let me in.
17:38The white rabbit won't be able to get in
17:40with me filling the room.
17:42I don't know why I'm trembling.
17:44I must be at least a thousand times larger
17:46than the rabbit.
17:48Oh, my God!
17:50He must have fallen into a cucumber frame.
18:18Oh, my God!
18:20They must both be trying to get in the window.
18:22I'll just have to grab again.
18:26What a number of cucumber frames
18:28there must be.
18:30I wonder what they'll do next.
18:32I wish they could pull me out of the window.
18:34I'm sure I don't want to stay here any longer.
18:40All right, Bill, you ought to go down the chimney.
18:42Oh, so Bill's
18:44coming down the chimney, is he?
18:46Well, I think I can pull my foot
18:48down a little.
18:50There he is.
18:52Now I'll kick...
18:56There goes Bill.
18:58Catch him.
19:00Well, we have to burn the house down.
19:02You do, and I'll set Dino on you.
19:06That scared him.
19:08I wonder what next.
19:10If they had any sense, they'd take the roof off.
19:12All right.
19:14You, form through the window.
19:16One,
19:18two,
19:20three.
19:22Oh, now they're throwing pebbles at me.
19:24You stop, or I'll get Dino.
19:28Well, that's odd.
19:30The pebbles are turning into cakes.
19:32If I eat one, it's sure to make some change
19:34in my size, and it can't possibly
19:36make me larger.
19:38Well,
19:40which way?
19:44Oh,
19:46I'm getting little again.
19:48At least I can get my arm out of the window.
19:50I was getting tired with my
19:52foot up the chimney.
19:56I'm three inches high again.
19:58If I can find the little door,
20:00I'll be able to get into that lovely
20:02garden.
20:04The best thing would be to find someone who knows the way.
20:06There doesn't seem to be anything here
20:08but a mushroom, and I can't even see over it.
20:10Maybe if I stand on tiptoe,
20:12I'll find something on the top.
20:14There.
20:16It isn't polite to stare.
20:18Oh, a caterpillar
20:20smoking a water pipe.
20:22Who are you?
20:24I'm Dino.
20:26I'm Dino.
20:28I'm Dino.
20:30I'm Dino.
20:32I'm Dino.
20:34I'm Dino.
20:36I'm Dino.
20:38I'm Dino.
20:40I'm Dino.
20:42I'm Dino.
20:44I'm Dino.
20:46I'm Dino.
20:48I'm Dino.
20:50I'm Dino.
20:52I'm Dino.
20:54I'm Dino.
20:56I'm Dino.
20:58I'm Dino.
21:00I'm Dino.
21:02I'm Dino.
21:04I'm Dino.
21:06I'm Dino.
21:08I'm Dino.
21:10I'm Dino.
21:12I'm Dino.
21:14I'm Dino.
21:16I'm Dino.
21:18I'm Dino.
21:20I'm Dino.
21:22I'm Dino.
21:24I'm Dino.
21:26I'm Dino.
21:28I'm Dino.
21:30I'm Dino.
21:32I'm Dino.
21:34I'm Dino.
21:36I'm Dino.
21:38I'm Dino.
21:40I'm Dino.
21:42I'm Dino.
21:44I'm Dino.
21:46I'm Dino.
21:48I'm Dino.
21:50I'm Dino.
21:52I'm Dino.
21:54I'm Dino.
21:56I'm Dino.
21:58I'm Dino.
22:00I'm Dino.
22:02I'm Dino.
22:04I'm Dino.
22:06I'm Dino.
22:08I'm Dino.
22:10I'm Dino.
22:12I'm Dino.
22:14I'm Dino.
22:16I'm Dino.
22:18I'm Dino.
22:20I'm Dino.
22:22I'm Dino.
22:24That's not right.
22:26Not quite, I'm afraid.
22:28Some of the words have got altered.
22:30It's wrong from beginning to end.
22:34Well, what size do you want to be?
22:38I should like to be a little larger.
22:40Three inches is such a wretched height to be.
22:44It is an excellent height to be.
22:46I am just three inches high.
22:48Oh dear, don't go.
22:50Oh, I wish the creatures wouldn't be so easily offended.
22:54He's gone and left his water pipe.
22:56Well, I'm still not in the garden.
23:08I wish I could find my way.
23:10I shall have to ask at that house.
23:12Oh, there's someone knocking now.
23:14I guess I'll have to wait.
23:16For the Duchess, an invitation from the Queen to play croquet.
23:19From the Queen, an invitation from the Duchess to play croquet.
23:22I beg your pardon.
23:24Do you think the people who live here might...
23:26There's no use in knocking anymore.
23:28For two reasons.
23:29First, I'm on the same side of the door as you.
23:32Second, they're making too much noise inside to hear you.
23:36Well, please then, how am I to get in?
23:38I shall sit here till tomorrow.
23:47Or the next day, maybe.
23:49How am I to get in?
23:51Are you to get in at all?
23:53That is the first question you know.
23:55It's really dreadful the way people argue around here.
23:58I shall sit here on and off for days and days.
24:01But what am I to do?
24:03Anything you like.
24:06Oh, there's no use talking to him.
24:09He's perfectly idiotic.
24:11I'll just open the door and walk in.
24:17Put a lot of pepper in the air.
24:20Pepper is good for you.
24:22I'm the Duchess, little girl.
24:24Who are you?
24:25Never mind, time's money, I always say.
24:27Cook!
24:28Yes, mum?
24:29More pepper.
24:30Oh, not more pepper.
24:32The baby's sneezing and howling already, poor little thing.
24:35Nonsense.
24:36This baby lives on pepper.
24:38But the only one...
24:42who isn't sneezing is the cat.
24:45Oh, it's grinning.
24:46Could you tell me why your cat grins like that?
24:49It's a Cheshire cat.
24:51Pig.
24:52Me?
24:53No, the baby.
24:54It won't stay quiet.
24:56Oh, I didn't know that Cheshire cats always grin.
24:58In fact, I didn't know that cats could grin.
25:01They all can.
25:02And most of them do.
25:04I don't know of any that do.
25:05You don't know much and that's a fact.
25:07Cook, take the soup off.
25:09Yes, mum.
25:10Oh, please!
25:11What's what you're doing?
25:13You almost took the baby's nose off.
25:15If everybody minded their business,
25:17the world would go round a deal faster than it does.
25:20Which would not be an advantage.
25:22I learned all about it at school.
25:24You see, the earth takes 24 hours to turn round on its axis.
25:27Talking of axis, chop off my head.
25:29It takes 24 hours, I think.
25:31Or is it 12?
25:34Oh, now don't bother me.
25:36I never could have guessed.
25:39Speak roughly to your little boy
25:43And tease him when he sneezes
25:46He only does it to annoy
25:49Because he knows it teases
25:58He only does it to annoy
26:01Because he knows it teases
26:04He only does it to annoy
26:07Because he knows it teases
26:15I speak severely to my boy
26:18I beat him when he sneezes
26:20For he can thoroughly enjoy the pepper when he pleases
26:30For he can thoroughly enjoy the pepper
26:33When he pleases
27:04Come on, baby. Let's get out of here before they kill us both.
27:10There, now, baby.
27:14Wouldn't it be murder to leave you behind in there?
27:19Don't grunt.
27:21That's not at all a proper way of expressing yourself.
27:27You know, baby,
27:29That turned-up nose of yours looks much more like a snout than a real nose.
27:37Your eyes are extremely small for a baby.
27:42Well, if you're going to turn into a pig, my dear, I'll have nothing more to do with you.
27:50Well, there's no mistaking it now. You are turning into a pig.
27:54Here, I'll set you down.
27:57Well, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child.
28:01But it makes a rather handsome pig, I think.
28:04Now, I wonder which way I ought to go from here.
28:18Hello!
28:20Who said that?
28:23Who said that?
28:54Oh, well, that doesn't prove anything.
28:56How do you know that you're mad?
29:02I suppose so.
29:08Yes.
29:14Oh, I call it purring, not growling.
29:23Oh, I should like to, but I haven't been invited yet.
29:30Well, he's vanished.
29:33He certainly goes quickly.
29:35I suppose it's because he's a Cheshire cat.
29:43Oh, it's you again.
29:45It turned into a pig.
29:47Goodbye again.
30:10Did you say pig?
30:12Pig.
30:17Oh, my, how cute it's now.
30:47The March Hare it is then, and that must be his house.
30:50The chimney's like ears and the roof's thatched with fur.
30:54It's nearly tea time.
30:56I wonder if I can get any of the March Hares.
30:58Well, raving mad or not, here I go.
31:02Although I almost wish I'd gone to see the Mad Hatter instead.
31:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:12Go away, little girl.
31:15Go away, little girl.
31:17Don't be silly. There's plenty of room.
31:19I'll sit in the armchair at the end of the table.
31:21Now, you must be the hatter.
31:23That's right. He's the marcher.
31:25Dormouse is asleep.
31:28Have some wine?
31:29There's nothing but tea. I don't see any wine.
31:32Oh, there isn't any.
31:33And it wasn't very civil of you to offer it.
31:35Well, it wasn't very civil of you to sit down without being asked.
31:39Well, the table's set for more than three.
31:41I didn't think you'd mind.
31:43Your hair wants cutting.
31:45And you should learn not to make personal remarks, Mr. Hatter.
31:48It's very rude.
31:50Why is a raven like a writing desk?
31:52Oh, riddles! Now we'll have some fun.
31:54I think I can guess that.
31:56You mean you think you can find the answer to it?
31:58Exactly so.
31:59Then you should say what you mean.
32:01I do.
32:02At least, I mean what I say.
32:04That's the same thing, you know.
32:06Not a bit, not a bit.
32:07Why, you might just as well say that,
32:09I see what I eat is the same as I eat what I see.
32:12Yes, you might just as well say that I like what I get is the same as I get what I like.
32:16You might just as well say that I breathe when I sleep is the same as I sleep when I breathe.
32:24It is the same for you, Dormouse.
32:26Let's see now.
32:27The riddle.
32:28Raven and a writing desk.
32:30What day of the month is it?
32:32The fourth, I think.
32:34There, I thought so.
32:35Look at my watch.
32:39Two days wrong.
32:41I told you butter wouldn't suit the works.
32:43Well, it was the best butter, Hatter.
32:45Oh, some crumbs must have gotten in as well.
32:48You shouldn't have put it in with the bread knife.
32:50Try dipping it in the tea.
32:54It was the very best butter.
32:56Oh, the Dormouse is asleep again.
32:58Pour some tea in his nose.
33:00Of course, of course.
33:03Just what I was going to remark myself.
33:08Well, have you guessed the riddle yet?
33:10No, I give it up.
33:11Why is a raven like a writing desk?
33:14I haven't the slightest idea.
33:16Nor I.
33:17I think you might do something better with the time than waste it in asking riddles that have no answers.
33:22Oh, if you knew time as well as I do, you wouldn't talk about wasting it.
33:26It's him.
33:27I don't know what you mean.
33:28Of course you don't.
33:29I dare say you've never even spoken a word of time.
33:33No, but I have to beat time when I learn music.
33:37Ah, that accounts for it.
33:38He won't stand beating.
33:40Now, if you kept on good turns with time, he'd do most anything for you.
33:45For example, if it's nine o'clock, time for lessons or whisper to time.
33:50And it's half past one, time for dinner.
33:52Oh, I wish it was.
33:54Oh, is that the way you manage?
33:55Oh, do you know, we quarreled last March, time and I, just before the hare went mad, you know.
34:01It was at the great concert given by the Queen of Hearts.
34:05I had to sing Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bat.
34:08You know the song?
34:09Well, I've heard something like it.
34:11It goes on, you know.
34:35Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle
35:05Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle
35:35Tell us a story.
35:36Oh, yes, please do.
35:38Hey, be quick about it or you'll be asleep again.
35:40Once upon a time there were three little sisters and their names were Elsie, Lacey and Tilly.
35:44And they lived at the bottom of a well.
35:47What did they live on?
35:48Treacle.
35:49Oh, they couldn't have, they'd have been ill.
35:52So they were, very ill.
35:54But why did they live at the bottom of the well?
35:56It was a treacle well.
35:57But there can't be a...
35:59If you can't be civil, you'd better finish the story yourself.
36:02Oh, no, no, please go on. I won't interrupt you again.
36:05Well, these three little sisters were learning to...
36:11draw.
36:13What did they draw?
36:15Treacle.
36:16I want a clean cup. Let's all move one place on.
36:21Oh, but the March Hare spilled the milk jug in his plate and I've got to move to his place.
36:26Hey, go about your story now, Dormouse.
36:29Yes, where did they draw the treacle from?
36:32You can draw water out of a water well, so I should think you could draw a treacle out of a treacle well.
36:36Eh, stupid?
36:37But they were in the well.
36:39Of course they were. Well in.
36:42They were learning to draw.
36:44And they drew all manner of things.
36:47Everything that begins with an M.
36:49Why with an M?
36:51Well, why not?
36:52Oh, now the Dormouse is asleep again.
36:54Come, come, come, come on now, up again.
36:56Up, up, up, up.
36:58It begins with an M, such as mousetraps, and the moon, and memory, and muchness.
37:05Muchness?
37:06Muchness.
37:07You know, you say things are much of a muchness.
37:11Did you ever see such a thing as a drawing of a muchness?
37:15Well, really, now that you ask me, I don't think I...
37:19Then you shouldn't talk.
37:21Well, that's too much. That's the rudest.
37:24Well, I certainly shan't stay. Goodbye.
37:26Oh, the Dormouse is asleep again.
37:28Wake him up again. Pinch it.
37:30Put him in the teapot.
37:31Up, up, up, up.
37:32Wake up now. Wake up, wake up.
37:34Well, I shall never go there again.
37:37It's the stupidest tea party I was ever at in all my life.
37:44This is very curious.
37:46There's a door in the tree trunk.
37:48But everything's curious today.
37:51I think I may as well go in at once.
37:54Oh, it's the glass hall again.
37:58And the door to the lovely garden is open and I can get through.
38:02Well, here I go at last.
38:13Oh, what lovely white roses.
38:17But that's odd.
38:20Those gardeners are painting them red.
38:23Well, they're really playing cards.
38:25Look out now, Five. Don't go splashing paint over me.
38:28And juggle my arm, too.
38:31Well, of all the unjust accusations...
38:33I beg your pardon, but could you tell me why you're painting those roses?
38:37Well, miss, you see, this ought to have been a red rose tree.
38:42And we put a white one in by mistake.
38:45And if the Queen was to find it out, we should both have our heads cut off.
38:49So you see, miss, we're doing our best.
38:53Oh, my, the Queen and the Queen.
39:02Well, who is this? What's your name, child?
39:05My name's Alice, so please your majesty.
39:07And who are these creatures on the ground?
39:10How should I know? It's no business of mine.
39:12What? Off with her head! Off with her head!
39:14Nonsense!
39:15What?
39:16Nonsense!
39:17Oh, consider, my dear, she's only a child.
39:19No matter.
39:20Well, you two on the ground, what have you been doing?
39:22Never mind, off with their heads.
39:24Can you play croquet, child?
39:26Yes, your majesty.
39:27Come along, then.
39:28Your majesty.
39:29Oh, yes, yes, of course.
39:31On to the croquet ground.
39:42Hello.
39:43Oh, it's the White Rabbit.
39:45It's a very fine day.
39:46Very.
39:47Where's the Duchess?
39:49She's on the sentence of execution.
39:51What for?
39:52Did you say, what a pity?
39:54No, I didn't.
39:55I don't think it's at all a pity.
39:57I said, what for?
39:58She boxed the Queen's ears.
40:02The Queen will hear you.
40:07Get to your places, let the croquet game begin.
40:10Off with his head! Off with his head!
40:13Goodness, what an odd croquet match.
40:16Hedgehogs for balls and flamingos for mouths.
40:19And what a din!
40:25Hello.
40:26Oh, it's the Cheshire Cat.
40:28Now I shall have somebody to talk to.
40:32How are you getting on?
40:34Oh, I don't think they play at all fairly.
40:36They all quarrel so, and there doesn't seem to be any ruse.
40:40How do you like the Queen?
40:42Oh, not at all.
40:43She's so extremely...
40:45Hello, Your Majesty.
40:48Who are you talking to?
40:50A friend of mine, Your Majesty, a Cheshire Cat.
40:52Allow me to introduce it.
40:54Cat, this is the King and Queen of Hearts.
40:57I don't like the look of it all.
40:59However, it may kiss my hand if it likes.
41:06Don't be impertinent.
41:08Don't look at me like that.
41:10A cat may look at a king.
41:11I read that in some book, but I don't remember where.
41:14Well, the cat must be removed.
41:16Off with his head!
41:17Yes, of course.
41:18But consider, my dear, the cat is vanished up to the neck.
41:22We can't cut off a head without a body to cut it off from.
41:25Ridiculous!
41:26Anything that has a head can be beheaded.
41:28No more nonsense.
41:30And if something isn't done soon, I'll have everybody executed all around.
41:34Well, the cat belongs to the Duchess.
41:36You might ask her.
41:37She's in prison.
41:38Fetch her here.
41:39Immediately, Your Majesty.
41:40Well, I can't stay here all day now.
41:44You can't leave.
41:45You're to be executed.
41:46Oh, I'm sorry.
41:47Goodbye.
41:48Stop him!
41:49Stop him!
41:50Where is he going?
41:51Off with his head!
42:06You can't think how glad I am to see you, dear.
42:08Oh, it's the Duchess.
42:10I thought you were in prison.
42:12I was.
42:13I was away when they went after the cat.
42:15You know, you were so savage when I met you in the kitchen before.
42:19I wonder if it's always pepper that makes people hot-tempered
42:22and vinegar that makes them sour.
42:24You're thinking about something, dear,
42:26and that makes you forget to talk properly.
42:28I can't tell you what the moral of that is,
42:30but I shall remember it after a while.
42:32Is there always a moral?
42:34Of course.
42:35I dare say you're wondering why I don't put my arm round your waist.
42:39The reason is, I'm afraid.
42:42Oh, very true.
42:44Dogs and mustard both bite,
42:46and the moral of that is,
42:48birds of a feather flock together.
42:50Only mustard isn't an animal.
42:52Right, as usual.
42:54What a clear way you have of putting things.
42:57It's a mineral, I think.
42:59Of course it is.
43:01There's a large mustard mine near here,
43:04and the moral of that is,
43:06the more there is of mine, the less there is of yours.
43:09Oh, I know.
43:10It's a vegetable.
43:12I quite agree with you.
43:14And the moral of that is,
43:16be what you would seem to be.
43:18And that's nothing to what I could say if I chose.
43:22Oh, pray don't trouble yourself.
43:24Oh, it's no trouble at all, no.
43:26How do you do, Your Majesty?
43:29What are you doing here?
43:31Fine day, Your Majesty.
43:33I give you fair warning, Duchess.
43:35Either you or your head must be off,
43:37and that in about half no time.
43:39Pick your choice.
43:40Well, of course.
43:42Goodbye.
43:43There now.
43:45Have you seen the mock turtle yet?
43:47No, I don't even know what a mock turtle is.
43:50It's the thing mock turtle soup is made from.
43:53I've never seen one.
43:54Come along then,
43:55and he shall tell you his history.
44:10Alice?
44:11This is a griffin.
44:12How do you do?
44:13Up, up, lazy thing.
44:15You're to take this young lady to see the mock turtle.
44:18Oh, very well.
44:19Good.
44:20I must go back and see after some executions I've ordered.
44:31What fun!
44:32What?
44:33Why, the Queen.
44:34It's all her fancy, that.
44:35They never executes nobody, you know.
44:37Come on.
44:38Oh, dear.
44:39I was never so ordered about in my life.
44:48Hi there, mock turtle.
44:52Oh, this here young lady,
44:53she wants for to know your history, she do?
44:55Oh, very well.
44:59Once, I was a real turtle.
45:05Well?
45:06When we were little,
45:08we went to school in the sea.
45:10The master was an old turtle.
45:13We used to call him tortoise.
45:15Why did you call him tortoise if he was a turtle?
45:17We called him tortoise because he taught us.
45:21Oh.
45:22Really, you're very dumb.
45:24Now, hold your tongue.
45:26We had the best of education.
45:28In fact, we went to school every day.
45:31I've been to day school, too.
45:33With extras.
45:34Oh, yes, we had French and music.
45:36And washing.
45:37Certainly not.
45:38Then it wasn't really a good school.
45:41At our school, they had it at the end of the bill.
45:44French, music, and washing extra.
45:49But I only took the regular course.
45:52What was that?
45:53Reeling and writhing, of course, to begin with.
45:57And then the different branches of arithmetic.
45:59Ambition, distraction, uglification, and derision.
46:03What else had you to learn?
46:04Well, there was mystery, ancient and modern, and drawing.
46:09Drawing?
46:10The drawing master was an old Conger eel.
46:12He taught us drawing, stretching, and fainting in coils.
46:16What was that like?
46:17I can't show you myself. I'm too stiff.
46:20And the griffon never learned.
46:22I hadn't time.
46:23And how many hours a day did you do lessons?
46:26Ten hours the first day, nine the next, and so on.
46:30What a curious plan.
46:32That's the reason they're called lessons.
46:34They lesson from day to day.
46:36Oh, then the eleventh day must have been a holiday.
46:39Oh, that's enough about lessons.
46:41Tell her something about games.
46:45Oh, there, there.
46:47Perhaps you've never been introduced to a lobster.
46:50Well, I once tasted...
46:52I mean...
46:54No.
46:55Then you have no idea what a delightful thing a lobster quadrille is.
46:59What sort of dance is it?
47:01That's why you first form a line along the seashore.
47:03Two lines. Seals, turtles, salmons, and so on.
47:06Then, when you've cleared all the jellyfish out of the way, you advance twice.
47:10Each with a lobster as a partner.
47:12Advance twice, set to partner.
47:14Change lobsters and retire in same order.
47:16Then, you know, you throw the lobsters as far out to sea as you can.
47:20Swim after them.
47:21Turn a somersault in the sea.
47:23Change lobsters.
47:24And back to land.
47:27And that's all the first figure.
47:30Must be a very pretty dance.
47:32Come, let's try the first figure.
47:33We'll both see.
47:34Very well, then.
47:40Will you walk a little faster
47:43Said a whiting to a snail
47:47There's a porpoise close behind us
47:51And he's treading on my tail
47:54Will you, won't you
47:56Will you, won't you
47:58Will you, won't you join the dance
48:01Will you, won't you
48:03Will you, won't you
48:05Won't you, will you join the dance
48:13Oh, I do so like that curious song about the whiting.
48:17Do you know why it's called a whiting?
48:19Why?
48:20It does the boots and shoes.
48:22Shoes?
48:23Certainly.
48:24What are your shoes done with?
48:26Blacking.
48:28Boots and shoes under the sea are done with whiting.
48:31Well, what are the boots made of?
48:33Soles and heels, of course.
48:36Well, if I'd been the whiting, I'd have told the porpoise to stand back.
48:39Oh, no, they were obliged to have him with them.
48:42No wise fish would go anywhere without one.
48:45No, of course not.
48:46Why, if a fish came to me and said he was going on a journey,
48:49I'd ask, with what porpoise?
48:52Don't you mean purpose?
48:54He means what he says.
48:56Well, now, shall I dance somewhere or shall the Mock Turtle sing you a song?
49:00Oh, a song, please, if the Mock Turtle would be so kind.
49:04Well, there's no accounting for taste.
49:07Sing her Turtle Soup, old man.
49:17Beautiful soup
49:20So rich and green
49:24Waiting in a hot marine
49:30Who for such dainties would not stoop
49:36Oh, the evening beautiful soup
49:43Soup of the evening beautiful soup
49:51Beautiful soup
49:54Beautiful soup
49:57Soup of the evening beautiful soup
50:04Beautiful, beautiful soup
50:11The trial's beginning. Come on.
50:13What trial?
50:14Never mind. Come on.
50:16Beautiful soup
50:18Who cares for fish
50:21Goodbye, Mock Turtle.
50:23Gave for any other dish
50:28Who would not give all else
50:33For to up any worth
50:38Of beautiful soup
50:41Silence! The court is now in session.
50:44Their Majesties the King and Queen of Hearts presiding.
50:48The King's wearing his crown over a judge's wig.
50:52Silence in court!
50:54Harold, read the accusation.
50:59The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts.
51:02All on a summer's day.
51:04The Knave of Hearts, he stole those tarts
51:07And took them quite away.
51:09Consider your verdict.
51:11Not yet, Simpleton.
51:12Harold, call the first witness.
51:14Oh, yes, the first witness.
51:19First witness, the Mad Hatter.
51:22Here, coming, coming, coming.
51:24I beg your pardon, Your Majesty.
51:26I hadn't quite finished my tea.
51:28When did you begin?
51:3014th of March, I think.
51:33Or 15th?
51:36Or 15th? Or maybe 16th?
51:38Write that down.
51:40Well?
51:41It adds up to £9.76, Your Majesty.
51:44Good. And you, witness, take off your hat.
51:47Give your evidence or I'll have you executed on the spot.
51:49Quit shoving, little girl.
51:51I can't help it. I'm beginning to grow again.
51:54Well, you shouldn't grow in here. It's too crowded.
51:57Give your evidence, Hatter.
51:59I'm a poor man, Your Majesty.
52:01And what with the bread and butter getting so thin.
52:04And the twinkling of the tea.
52:05The twinkling of what?
52:07It began with the tea.
52:09Of course twinkling begins with tea. Go on.
52:12I'm a poor man, Your Majesty.
52:14And most things twinkled after that.
52:16And the March Hare said...
52:17I did not.
52:18You did.
52:19I deny it.
52:20You deny it.
52:21Leave out that part.
52:22It was tea time, Your Majesty.
52:24And the Dormouse said...
52:26He can't deny it. He's asleep.
52:28I'm a poor man, Your Majesty.
52:30Very poor speaker.
52:31Here, here.
52:32You may go.
52:33Next witness.
52:34The Duchess's cook.
52:36Give your evidence.
52:37Chant.
52:39I suppose I've got to cross-examine you.
52:42What are tarts made of?
52:44Pepper, mostly.
52:45Creeper.
52:46Call on that Dormouse.
52:47Turn that Dormouse out of court.
52:49Pinch him up with his whiskers.
52:51Never mind.
52:52Call the next witness.
52:54Next witness.
52:57Hours.
52:58Here.
52:59Careful there.
53:01If you don't stop growing, you'll upset the jury box.
53:03Oh, I'm so sorry.
53:05Now then.
53:06What do you know about this business?
53:08Nothing whatever.
53:12Silence!
53:13Rule 42.
53:15All persons more than a mile high to leave the court.
53:19I'm just growing again. I can't help it.
53:21And besides, I'm not a mile high.
53:23You are.
53:24Nearly two miles high.
53:26Well, I shan't go.
53:27And besides, that's not a regular rule.
53:29You invented it just now.
53:31It's the oldest rule in the book.
53:33Then it ought to be the number one.
53:35Consider your verdict.
53:37No, no, no, no. Sentence first.
53:39Verdict afterwards.
53:40Stuff and nonsense.
53:41The idea of having the sentence first.
53:43Hold your tongue.
53:44I won't.
53:45Off with her head. Off with her head. Off with her head.
53:47Off with her head. Off with her head. Off with her head.
53:49Off with her head. Off with her head.
53:51Who cares for any of you?
53:53You're nothing but a little pack of cards.
53:59Alice.
54:01Alice.
54:03Alice.
54:05You're nothing but a little pack of cards.
54:07Wake up, Alice dear.
54:09It's nearly tea time.
54:11Oh, Emily.
54:13I've had such a curious dream.
54:15Oh, Emily.
54:17I've had such a curious dream.
54:19Oh, Emily.
54:21I've had such a curious dream.
54:23Oh, Emily.
54:25I've had such a curious dream.
54:27Was it a dream?
54:29Or was it a dream?
54:31Listen, Emily, I can still hear it.
54:33Listen.
54:35It's the mock turtle singing.
54:37Listen.
54:49Oh, dear.
54:51It's only the cows.
54:53They're driving them home now.
54:55You have been dreaming, Alice.
54:57I suppose so.
54:59It was so curious.
55:01Well, come on, Emily.
55:03We'll be late for tea.
55:21And that's the story
55:23the Reverend Mr. Dodgson told his little guests
55:25on the banks of the Thames.
55:27The good doctor wrote out his little story
55:29for the real Alice as a Christmas gift
55:31and signed it with a pseudonym.
55:33And all that's left today
55:35of the Reverend Mathematician of Oxford
55:37are the stories Alice in Wonderland
55:39by Lewis Carroll.
55:53Le curtain of the NBC University Theatre falls on our special holiday presentation of Lewis Carroll's beloved story Alice in Wonderland.
56:11Ernest Kenoy adapted it for radio, and our star in the role of Alice was Miss Dinah Shore.
56:17Your announcer, Don Stanley.
56:19Original music for Alice in Wonderland was composed and conducted by Henry Russell.
56:23The production was directed by Andrew C. Love.
56:47The End