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00:00My eyes have seen the glory of the trampoline at the zoo
00:05We've washed ourselves in niggas blood and all the mongrels too
00:10We're taking down the Zog machine
00:13Choo-ba-choo-ba-choo
00:15The white man marches on
00:19I wanna go up too
00:20A commercial!
00:31Will you tell us a bedtime story?
00:34Here we go
00:38Now once upon a time not long ago
00:40There was a little rapper about to blow
00:42But his album came and it was not good
00:45I think it went letter double copper wood
00:47So the silly little fans they were misled
00:49By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head
00:52Me and you class we're gonna make some cash
00:54Grab the silver paint and let's paint my ass
00:56Hey mister, would you care to bear witness to
00:58The ass-whippin' I'm about to administer
01:01To this ass-kissin' little vaginal blister
01:03Standin' this little Marshall Mathers sister
01:05And in this corner we have the mister
01:07Not havin' it, it's the mad sinister
01:10Dr. Evil with his bag of tricks for
01:12This little antagonist, faggot, dick-suckin'
01:14XLL Cool J fan from winter
01:16I'm about to murder little Kenny Fagginister
01:18You bastard, I ain't wanna have to diss ya
01:20Cannabis, where the fuck you at, I miss ya
01:23Cannabis, oh Cannabis
01:25Wherefore art thou Cannabis?
01:27Please tell me what happened with
01:29That style that you were rappin' with
01:32Cannabis, oh Cannabis
01:34Are you from Los Angeles?
01:36New York or just a janitor
01:38From Canada, oh Cannabis
01:41Now at first I ain't really understand this shit
01:43Picture me for a second and imagine it
01:45Chillin' in a bad mansion relaxin'
01:47When all of a sudden some bullshit
01:49Comes across the scan as a Tanner, bitch
01:51On some Stan Lips shit
01:53It creep me out at first, man, this is sick
01:55But me bein' just as sick, this conflict
01:57Gets my dick harder than arithmetic
01:59And I know how you jealous ones envy
02:01I shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me
02:03The first two letters you were tellin' me shit
02:05Like you respect me like any other regular MC
02:08The third letter you asked, how come I ain't return
02:10None of the messages and shady records you left me
02:12The fourth letter, man, you're really startin' to upset me
02:15The fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me
02:17The sixth letter, there's a bomb threat in our building
02:19This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to kill me
02:21So I went back and read the first few letters you sent
02:24Some shit about a message you left, oh shit
02:26That's not I.E., that's an A
02:28This dude wants to leave me a massage, he's gay
02:30Right away I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre
02:32We got a bogey, Marshall, I'm on the way
02:35Cannabis, oh Cannabis
02:37Wherefore art thou Cannabis?
02:39Please tell me what happened with
02:41That style that you were rappin' with
02:44Cannabis, oh Cannabis
02:46Are you from Los Angeles, New York
02:49Or just a janitor from Canada, oh Cannabis
02:53So in two seconds Vlad Dre's at my crib
02:55Only thing is, we both know where this kid lives
02:57And neither one of us have Canadian citizenship
02:59Shit, oh Dre, wait a minute, that's it
03:02All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost
03:04We can fly over the border, let's go
03:06So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed
03:09What was that? Jermaine Dupri, fuck it
03:11Keep goin', no time to waste
03:13Wait, back up, hit him one more time in case
03:15Okay, fuck, now he's draggin' under the car
03:17Oh well, only 30 more thousand miles
03:19Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate
03:22He's tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate
03:24And tryin' to figure out what happened to Jermaine propane
03:26Puttin' the fella off that hard, ain't no way
03:28What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous?
03:31The Cannabis turned into a television evangelist
03:33Plus he raps with his regular voice
03:35What was that? Headshot, boys
03:37So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted
03:40His corpse was still movin' but his ass was rotted
03:42He kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love
03:44I figured if I stick him with a fork, he's done
03:46So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin' Christ, he won't die
03:49This guy's like a battered wife, he's like Tim
03:51He keeps comin' back for more, but he won't fight back
03:54I crack his jaw, hold up, this bitch foldin' up
03:58Punch me in the chest, make my shoulders touch
04:00Do somethin', at least one punchline
04:02Come on, to the meter reads nine, nine, nine
04:05Denied, percent of my fans are blonde
04:07Bitch, come on, answer me, man, respond
04:09Tell me about the sun, rain, moon, and stars
04:11Intergalactical metaphors for Mars
04:13Raw to the floor, raw like reservoir dogs
04:16Write another line from Redman's song
04:18Suddenly the stub of a dead man's arm
04:20From a midget reaches out from under the car
04:22It's J.D., this motherfucker won't die neither
04:25Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of ether
04:27We stomped the bitch in there, stomped the bitch again
04:29Compton, Detroit, bitch, pop some shit again
04:31Stomp him, switch feet, stomp him, switch again
04:34Dre, alright, he's dead, dog, we're kickin' him
04:36I think Cannabis jumped off the bridge again
04:38He disappeared, now he's gone, he did it again
04:40Cannabitch, oh, Cannabitch
04:42Wherefore art thou, Cannabitch?
04:44Please tell me what happened with
04:46That style that you were rappin' with
04:49Cannabitch, oh, Cannabitch
04:51Are you from Los Angeles, New York, or just a janitor
04:55From Canada, oh, Cannabitch
05:10Cannabitch
05:40And could you defend yourself?
05:42For the next 3 days, we're going to be with On Point Tactical,
05:45one of the premier providers in scout, tracking,
05:47and escape and invasion training.
05:49We're even going to be in an abduction exercise.
05:52We're going to get kidnapped and basically feel
05:54what it's like to be fugitives on the run in the streets of L.A.
05:57All while avoiding trackers, whose job it is
05:59to follow our every move and try and stop us.
06:05We met with On Point Tactical's founder and director,
06:08Kevin Reeve, who has over 20 years experience
06:10training the military and law enforcement.
06:12Our first exercise, learning to pick handcuffs.
06:14Let's talk a little bit about how to defeat handcuffs here.
06:17If you're kidnapped off the streets, this is what you do to get out.
06:20If you get arrested for drunk driving
06:22and you hand the police officer back his handcuffs,
06:24he is not going to be amused.
06:26So the key is, you go in through that straight portion
06:29for the lock opening, and I'm going to rotate, pull back.
06:32Just like that, and you open it up.
06:34All right, I'm going to give it a try.
06:37Wow, I'm impressed. She's good.
06:39All right, I have the harder handcuffs.
06:41I don't have the same ones that Sarah has.
06:47Picking locks is one thing,
06:49but when it comes to escaping plexi-cuffs,
06:51it takes more than a skilled touch.
06:53In order for this to work, I have to cinch them down as tight as I can.
06:56If it doesn't work, I now have the circulation of my hands cut off.
07:00I'm going to drive my elbows down into my rib cage,
07:03and I'm going to pull the cuffs into my chest.
07:06What that does is overwhelm the locking mechanism.
07:09You really got to channel a lot of energy to make this work.
07:17It's going to hurt. There's no way around it.
07:21Good job!
07:23He bursts blood vessels inside.
07:27This technique involves access to my shoelaces.
07:31The technique is simply bicycling.
07:34Oh, wow.
07:36I'm applying a friction force,
07:38and I'm literally overwhelming that section with heat.
07:40You're doing the bicycle.
07:42Oh!
07:44Impressive.
07:46That's awesome.
07:48Breaking free of cuffs in a controlled environment is one thing,
07:51but add the confinement and darkness of a car trunk,
07:54and things get real.
07:56All right, you ready? Yeah, I'm excited.
07:59Hop in. Are you ready? Yeah.
08:06My heart was racing. It was just pure darkness.
08:09Once I finally got it in there,
08:11it was pretty easy to just push it back and twist it.
08:14It popped open. I had to feel just for a second for the latch.
08:18Oh, no way!
08:21You had the fastest time in the entire class.
08:24I wish I could say my experience was that easy.
08:28What do you think?
08:30I think his dignity is on the line right now.
08:36Can I hand you anything from out here?
08:38A key?
08:40Nice.
08:42If you had to pick between the two of us who to bet on
08:44in a race, who's going to get out of the handcuffs?
08:46It's this one.
08:48School is out, but the lesson is just beginning.
08:50It's time to put the skills to the test
08:52in a full-on kidnapping exercise.
08:54Ah!
08:56It's big, it's beautiful,
08:59and you're going to love it.
09:01Attack of the Show's Epic April,
09:03weeknights at 7, only on G4.
09:26So, Raven.
09:28Rolling.
09:30Is it raining in the Bahamas?
09:32No.
09:34What's going on down there, Raven?
09:36Nothing, but it will be here soon.
09:38What kind of bra you got on?
09:42My white one.
09:46My white one's pink later.
09:48My teeth hurt.
09:50Teeth hurt.
09:52I got my retainer set.
09:54Alright, so we're going to do a little test.
09:56If you guys want to ask Raven Riley a question,
09:58go ahead and post it in the comments.
10:00And the next time me and her get together,
10:02we will answer your question
10:04right here on YouTube.
10:06Yeah!
10:08Bye!