Former Impractical Joker Joe Gatto's hilarious new comedy special sheds some more light on what makes Joe tick. Besides | dG1fMTk0Z3RhQTF2Rk0
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00:00I've been making it awkward since 1976 okay public restrooms are a good time if
00:13I'm in the stall I like to leave the door unlocked I've set my trap like I'm
00:19trying to catch a raccoon out by the barn inevitably somebody'll open the
00:24door and I'll go you made it I don't even know why I'm like this to be
00:28honest I can't blame drugs I've never even tried marijuana technically it's a
00:33vegetable not for me I did spark up a cannoli backstage though before I came
00:38out puff puff pastry all right that's why all my dogs are named after Italian
00:44pasta dishes and desserts that's what makes sense for me you know I'm saying
00:47yeah I got cannoli biscotti spumoni tartufo tiramisu yeah linguine ravioli
00:54the brother and sister fettuccine alfredo I got to go on that Star Wars
00:58ride that they built and if you don't know about it they spent like hundreds
01:00of millions of dollars on this ride and I was like this is the coolest thing
01:04ever you kidding me what a cool experience for me not for my five-year-old
01:08son who's never seen a Star Wars film or been on a ride and we go into outer
01:18space where an intergalactic battle begins the whole thing's shaking people
01:23are screaming I look my son is hugging the guardrail going I want to go back to her
01:30parenting man we don't know what doing 2 30 in the morning four months ago my
01:35daughter's room I hear it dad dad dad frantically I run in I go what's the
01:38matter babe she goes my armpits bleeding
01:44I'm not a field medic in Vietnam I don't know how to so I just googled my
01:49daughter's bleeding I got a couple years till that happens and I'm pretty
01:59sure that's not an armpit and now we wait